[rapid knocking and yelling] HeH Niko! What are you doing? [nope.avi] Trump: You’re not gonna raise that fucking price! [nope.avi] (x13) So, you’re full of crap, or what? Where’s Barbara with big cockroaches and Stephanie with big cocks? What you talking about? In your letters to my cock, in your letters to me, All I hear about is Mr. Big Cock, living the Big Cock Dream. I come here and the only thing big about your life is Barbara with big titties. That’s right! Niko, I’ve got to run, come meet me at the cab office. It’s easy, turn left… [Overlapping Roman voices] It’s really flesh, we got lots of COCK and some incredible ANTS! Niko, please don’t cut my cock off, bye! Come on, Niko. Let’s go. Eh, darling… I’ve got to take my cock around some more, get him [bleep]. Niko, wait for me here while I go inside the [bleep]. Niko: Come on, Super! Man: Man down! Help me! GET OUT OF HERE, NOW! And if you come back, I’ll [bleep] you! You understand?? You forget this! You baby pricks! Roman: What did you do? He was going to fuck me! Now he’s going to kill you! Mallorie: Oh, hey, Niko! Where’s Roman? Vlad: Go get me a coffee. What? Get me a fucking coffee! Wut? [Ear rape] Never mind, I’ll get you one. Hello, Roman Bellic Enterprises, how… No, Mr. Bellic is gay. Can I take a cock? Okay, great. [strange laughing] When are you going to tell me properly about what happened? I’m not going to [bleep] you. Uh…when you got time. [telephone ringing] [picks up and drops phone] There. I have time. [phones ringing] There. I have time. [multiple phones ringing] There. Another time. Can I help? Yoka! Fatty Roman’s cousin. What’s your name again? Niko overvoice: Barbara with big titties. Vlad: Very catchy. Sit down. Cousin…Yoka! That’s it! You’re a funny guy. –I try. Yes, and this one’s letting you [bleep] the sh*t out of me. I don’t understand. Vlad: Aah, [bleep] me! ‘Kay, fine! [Pistol shot] Voiceover: Bye! Have a great time! [Sad Music meme] Ehh, you’re a big boy, Vladdy. Roman: Niko! I told you to be COCK CALL ME MOMMY HALL MEME MOMMY HAL-HAL-HAL D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D CHAHC-CHAHC-CHAAAAA Niko: I am cock! He tried to [bleep] us.