Can Spiders Lay Eggs Under My Skin? (feat. @Gus Johnson) – Your Worst Fears Confirmed

Can Spiders Lay Eggs Under My Skin? (feat. @Gus Johnson) – Your Worst Fears Confirmed


Can spiders lay eggs
under your skin? 100%. And here’s now. Spiders lay eggs in soil,
on leaves, and in their web. A spider would never
confuse a human body for one of these environments,
unless that spider was drunk. Yes, some spiders drink alcohol. They confuse it
for stinky water. And your spider has been
living in your recycling, slurping on your discarded IPAs, and now it’s addicted
to the sauce. It crawls out one night,
fiending for booze. You’re passed out, office party,
you’re the boss, but even you need to cut loose
every once in a while. The spider spells the alcohol
emanating from your pores, crawls up your leg, and falls
into a scrape on your knee. You scratched it earlier, when you swore you could do
the Macarena at double speed. This spider is a long-bodied
female cellar spider, which means she transports
her egg sacs between her jaws. Yearning for a taste
of your boozy blood, she opens her mouth
and drops the eggs in your knee. The human body is incredible, and the keratinocytes
in your epidermis proliferate, and seal your knee overnight.
And now, it’s morning, and your legs
are full of spiders. But don’t take it from me, take it from arachnid expert
Gus Johnson. Welcome, Gus. Thank you. Always been
a big fan of the void. Scientists say that it’s a myth that spiders can lay eggs
in your skin. Wrong.
It’s a fact. Spiders will lay eggs
in your skin, and there’s nothing
you can do to stop them. Myth, bodies don’t make
enough oxygen for spider eggs
to survive inside the skin. Fact, it’s your birthday,
you get a gift card to a spa. You don’t normally do this
sort of thing, but why not? Skincare doesn’t have to be
just a girls’ thing. The lady at the spa
recommends you get a facial, and based on your dry skin,
she recommends the oxygen mask. She pumps your face full of O2, and you come home
feeling beautiful for the first time
in your life. You go to bed,
completely relaxed. You sleep through the night,
no scaries. You’re in such deep REM that you
don’t even feel a spider crawl into one of your recently
hydrated pores, and lay her eggs
in your oxygen-rich cheek. Spiders just laid eggs
under your skin. Myth, spider mothers are
very protective of their babies, and would never leave
the eggs unattended. Fact, if a spider
is a teen mom, it’s much more likely
that it will leave her babies, overwhelmed by the
responsibilities of motherhood. Myth, baby spiders’ teeth
are too thin to ever break through
human skin and crawl out. Fact, our nation pumps
our water supply with fluoride. A mother spider falls into a basin
of fluoride-potent water moments before dropping her eggs
into a cut in your skin. That fluoride seeps
into the spider eggs, and the spider children are born
with a full set of human teeth. Let’s say you don’t have
any scratches. Your body is
an immaculate temple. You cover it in lotion
on an hourly basis. But people are jealous. They make fun of you
for being a square, for not taking any risks. You know you shouldn’t let them
get to you, but they do. Desperate to prove
that you’re a wild man, you color your hair green. It’s November,
wolf spider mating season, and wolf spiders are attracted
to the color green. That night,
they swarm your hair, use it as a spider orgy
bacchanal. The males beat
their bellies like drums. The females
lay their eggs everywhere, especially your ears. Come December,
you’re celebrating Christmas with your new family, spiders. Let’s say you live in the one
place uninhabited by spiders, Antarctica. You haven’t seen a spider in
years, much less a human being. Desperate for attention,
you invite a friend to visit. All expenses paid. You can do it,
you’re a scientist and you make
a billion dollars a year. Mm-hmm (affirmative). Your friend arrives,
he’s an ax thrower. Very cool friend, congrats. He wants to impress you, so he
brings you a handcrafted ax, made from the wood
in his forest. You spend the evening happier
than you’ve been in months. You laugh, you reminisce,
you throw the ax around, and nobody gets hurt
because he’s a professional, and you’re a scientist
with laser-like aim. That night, you go to bed
holding the ax close to your chest.
Right as you doze off, out of the ax crawls
a pack of baby wood spiders. They love wood, it’s where
they live, hence the name. But spiders aren’t used to being
in Antarctica, so they’re freezing. Desperate for warmth,
they crawl in all of your holes: face, belly button,
your little butthole. The next morning, you wake up. Turns out, your body
is 80% spiders. So yes, spiders can lay eggs
in your skin. It’s just a matter of
when and how. I’m expert Natasha Vaynblat. And I’m arachnid expert
Gus Johnson. And your worst fear
has been confirmed. How do I get out of here? I’m not sure,
I’ve always been here.

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The Amazing Spider-Man – Unmasking Spider-Man Scene (8/10) | Movieclips

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Oak Gall Wasp | From the Ground Up

Oak Gall Wasp | From the Ground Up


So if you have a Bur Oak in your yard, you
might have noticed some growths like this on your tree. These galls are formed when
the Rough Bulletgall Wasp lays its eggs in the bark of the Bur Oak tree. They’re formed
in order to compartmentalize the larvae from the rest of the tree. As you look at your tree, some of the galls
have exit holes in them. That’s where the adult wasps have emerged out. They typically
emerge in October or November and then they lay eggs again in the terminal buds of the
tree. And then in the spring, those adults again emerge out and once again lay eggs in
the bark and the process begins again. One of the best controls for the Rough Bulletgall
Wasp is actually another wasp. It is a parasitic wasp that emerges in the springtime and will
actually parasitize the wasp while its still in the gall. So it’s really important if
you are going to be pulling galls off of your tree, you do not want to pull off galls in
the springtime. So it’s important again to remember that the Rough Bulletgall Wasp
is not going to kill your tree. Due to the additional resources required to produce the
galls it might slow down its growth a little bit, but beyond the aesthetic unpleasing sight,
it won’t kill the tree. This has been Caleb Carter from the University
of Wyoming Extension. You’re watching From the Ground Up.

ANT MAN GAME PLAY (FIGHTER) – MARVEL SUPER WAR

ANT MAN GAME PLAY (FIGHTER) – MARVEL SUPER WAR


Hey guys what’s up! So we’ere here for some Ant Man highlights. This guy gets Huge, out of all the MOBA games
I’ve played, this is the only hero that grows to this size. Ant Man can also shrink in order to avoid
his opponents, you become untargetable with your second skill, then out of no where, you
can also become a giant that provides crowd control for multiple targets. This guy to be honest has a lot of potential
when it comes to team fights. Also, your ultimate summons bees to attack
your opponents, it lasts for 15 seconds, and then it returns and heals you, depending on
how many opponents they’ve hit. So the more opponents you hit, the more heal
you’ll get. His second skill and ultimate is actually
a great combo. It’s sometimes hard to make full use of your
ultimate in a team clash since you have to be near your opponents for the ultimate to
hit. And Ant man, isn’t really that tanky. That’s why, it’s great to use your ultimate
together with your second skill. Remember you’re untargetable when you’re on
your second skill, so you can go through your opponents while having your ultimate activated,
it’s really a perfect combo. This buys you some time for your bees to come
back and heal you. There are a lot of ways to make full use of
your skills though, it really just depends on the situation, you can also use your ultimate
while you’re in giant form. Or sneak into the middle of your opponents
while you’re shrunk, then cancel the form, and switch to giant mode, and crowd controlling
everyone near you in the process. Your third skill is your giant form, every
time you switch, you knock up anyone near you. So like I said guys, lots of possibilities
for this guy. More so in higher tier team fights. Anyways, that was just a quick run down on
his skills, we’ll make a seperate video going into full detail about his skills and gameplay. Enjoy the rest of this Ant Man gameplay video. So what do you guys think about Ant Man? Share your thoughts in the comment section. That’s all for this video. Thank you for watching!

Korean Beauty Tools For Long Hair Care 2018 – Trying Asian Beauty Products

Korean Beauty Tools For Long Hair Care 2018 – Trying Asian Beauty Products


Do you like surprises? Have you heard of the Korean beauty tools for a long hair as well as facial cleansers? No more wondering where to find the products suitable for your skin Watch this video to the end where it will reveal the Korean beauty tools for long hair and facial products Welcome once again with Injibs Cosmets and hoping that you stay tuned to my beauty tips today if You are new to this channel in order to gain access to these Mind-blowing beauty tips smash the subscribe button below and hit the bell button to receive a notification Of every awesome video that I upload The Korean beauty tools for long hair care are tools for long hair as well as facial cleansers treatments Leitner’s and even Moisturizers. This is more like a 2018 review or a Korean beauty standards documentary that gives you reviews on the weird asian beauty products These weird Asian inventions that change the world have managed to boost the whole beauty industry to the top celebrities Working-class and housewives have all adopted to these weird asian beauty standards These standards include a diet to lighten skin eating healthy for glowing eyes and following a diet to stay slim Models as well as the youth have all looked up to this trend of a weird Asian transformation that includes facial makeups and mac overs Matured women in their 40s and 50s have also gone as far as trying asian beauty Products to reverse aging as well as getting raj of wrinkles and blemishes Sure, you’re already acquainted with the drugstore basics You know the same beloved Burt’s Bees moisturizer and Wet n Wild blush you’ve used since college But it’s time to break out of your comfort zone and step into the wide wonderful world of asian beauty products Not only are the ingredients in Japanese and Korean formulas unique and well straight of fun but they’re also influenced by Eastern medicine and a centuries-old emphasis on good skincare Making them just as effective if not more So in some cases than American products plus you wouldn’t want to play with a snail based donor or egg white cleanser in the name of beauty to make the Transition easy for you. We’ve curated the best cult favorite Asian beauty products to try immediately Koreans have come up with a number of beauty tools and these include one Firming cleanser this Korean beauty brand is famous for its food based products but non rival the popularity of its beloved pour foam which uses and lights to temporarily tighten fine lines and mattify oily skin after each use two skin fixing essence don’t worry, the 96% snail mucin and necessity is enticing slime you get from a sidewalk snail. It’s a process cosmetically elegant version acts collected from edible snails Mucin has been shown to fade acne scars brighten, dark spots and deeply hydrate even the driest of skin So massage a dime-sized drop of this toner over your clean dry face every night to even out your complexion 3 brightening pads that Physical exfoliators that is those gritty face scrubs you love to use are actually horrible for your skin They create micro tears in your skin barrier leading to inflammation irritation and even premature aging but these chemical exfoliating pads use lemon fruit extract and lactic acid to gently smooth rough skin and dissolve flakes and Blackheads leaving you with a brighter glow your complexion. That’s still healthy for gentle cleanser this herb-infused Micellar water that is a water filled with oil dissolving molecules Does the hard work of removing grime and leftover makeup with just a few swipes of the cotton swab? It’s a must-have addition for your priests news routine Especially on the lazy nights when even brushing your teeth feels too difficult five Skin perfection toner if your skin is maybe dry but also maybe oily or maybe it’s a bit hackneyed prone but kinda dull – and also You have no idea then this is the product for you The medicinal level toner dates back to the Joseon dynasty in late 19th century, Korea Yes, really and it served spiked formula brightens softens and hydrates Your skin after just a few uses Basically, this is living proof of the old adage if it ain’t broke. Don’t fix it six smoothing face peel This two-step skin peel is formulated with soothing coconut milk and ska lean Making it surprisingly gentle on most skin types Except the very sensitive. Sorry rosacea Oh kids Just dampen one of the included cotton swabs with the liquid peel and swipe it over your face Letting the lactic acid and salicylic acid chemically exfoliate your skin for one minute before rinsing off 7 redness reducing mask Not only is this green tea sheet mask made by a brand that’s literally located on a green tea farm so You know fella credible but it’s also full of naturally derived ingredients that soothe irritation and redness with just one use eight Exfoliating water any skin Softening product that yields immediate results is our kind of magic and this Korean splash mask works in mirror Seconds just Pat the lactic acid filled liquid over your damn face or add a capful to cup of water and pour The water over your skin and let the ojos Alpha hydroxy acids Brighton and smooth skin for an instantly clearer appearance 9 budge proof brow pencil the hero of this beloved k-beauty Pencil is its wax a long wear formula which doesn’t smudge or fade until you wash it off Just line and fill in your brows with the angled tip then soften and distribute the color with a spoolie on the other end 10 ultra smoothing cuticle oil We’re gonna wager that your cuticles are looking a little rough right now, because when are they not? Enter this cult favorite aromatherapy oil that was specifically designed by Japanese Manicurist kaya wait a nap to make a mundane chore feel. Well a little more spa-like 11 anti-aging serum This ampule which is a fancy name for an amped-up serum is packed with potent skin boosting ingredients like brightening vitamin B Hydrating aloe vera and anti-aging laughs iris. Japonica’s extract Smooth it over your dry skin before bed and wake up to softer glow your skin at least after about a week of use 12 anti-aging BB cream this Multitasking BB cream really does do it all a few drops of the tinted formula evens out redness Covers dark spots and blemishes and protects your skin from sun damage And fine lines with a potent dose of both UVB and UVA protection 13 no smudge liquid liner This ultra pigmented Korean liner marries the opaque drama of a liquid liner with the precision and ease of a pen Plus it’s waterproof formula prevents flaking or fading all day. Even if you have watery eyes 14 Volumizing mascara don’t judge a book or a mascara by its cover Inside this cutesy box is an intensely rich Waterproof formula that will give your lashes double the volume and length without the clumps 15 Do a cushion compact Inside this compact is a spring a CC cream soaked cushion that allows you to build up consistent coverage without accidentally going overboard Gently stamp the included sponge into the cushion and process over your face to cover redness and blemishes 16 cushion blush Cream blushes can get streaky and messy fast But this sponge tip applicator Makes it ridiculously simple to evenly tap and dab a sheer layer of color over the apples of your cheeks 17 Smoothing cleanser this internet favorite cleanser looks like water and feels like gel yet still somehow manages to smooth your skin with invisible exfoliators Help the conditioner based formula balls-up when you massage it over your dry skin Yes, your face has to be dry and those little squishy balls gently lift flakes without irritating your skin 18 hydrating lip stain Most lip stains apply on evenly sinking into every fine line and crease for a patchy finish This hydrating marker glides over your lips leaving behind a wash of long-lasting color That won’t feather or fade for hours 19 Magical eyelash curler this cult favorite gem is essentially the rolls-royce of eyelash seriously it has 1,600 five-star reviews on Amazon thanks to the specific curvature of its rubber pads and metal clamps which perfectly Distribute pressure across your lashes so they Bend and stay bent dot dot even without mascara 20 deep conditioning mask Get ready. She masks Haddix this keratin and aloe infused sheet mask isn’t for your face But for your hair just unpack the pre soaked cap. Slip it over damp hair Let it sit for 15 minutes then rinse Your super smooth hair will thank you and then beg for another I hope you found this information about Korean beauty tools for a long hair care quite useful Stay tuned for more awesome tips. Do not forget to subscribe at the bottom of this video Smash the like button if you liked this video leave a comment for any questions and discussions Injibs Cosmets once again And I hope that you stay tuned to my beauty tips today

Asset Tracking Software – MobileAsset v7 Pro | Wasp Barcode Technologies

Asset Tracking Software – MobileAsset v7 Pro | Wasp Barcode Technologies


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and they can be easily connected to email, meaning you will receive notifications even
when you’re away form your desk. And with mobile access sync anywhere capability
you don’t have to be connected to your computer to sync your mobile device to the main database.
You can be working remotely in your building, and sync your mobile transactions with the
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Magic Cockroach Spider Prank  | DKD

Magic Cockroach Spider Prank | DKD


There is no Pre Recording, Its Live camera So you can’t say that we had done Cheating Ok, So nothing is Pre-recorded Everything is Live Everything Is Live… Can you give me your Hand There is nothing Pre-recorded, You can see your Friends Please give me your Hand Now you see, there is a Virtual Cockroach My Hands are too Small Its OK, I just need One Hand Hope you do not have Cockroach Phobia Ohk, Please Wait.. It will be on Mobile Only I am feeling It Now you see, there is a Virtual Cockroach it will come back Now Move your hand Over the Phone OK OK OK… But where is My Prank Toy

Doctor Strange Trailer Spoof – TOON SANDWICH


Stephen Strange. Might I offer you some advice? Forget everything that you think you know. Especially when it comes to driving. You’re a man looking at the world through a keyhole. Just open the bloody door. Bro! Get your filthy hands off my window! Mr. Strange? Doctor Strange! You’ve been in an accident.
How many fingers am I holding up? Uhh… B- Between thirty and forty. Emergency! Oh come on! Your work saved the lives of thousands. Here you go. Less than six grams of fat. You’re a lifesaver, Doc! What if I told you, that reality is one of many? Mummy, make the dirty man fight! I don’t believe in fairytales about chakras
or energy or personal hygiene. You wonder what I see in your future? A bonebreaking punch to the chest. Kung pow! Damn, girl! You just punched the white outta me! Huh? Whoah!! (Let me out!) ♪ If there’s Doctor Strange ♪ In your neighbourhood ♪ Who you gonna call? Goateebusters! A female Ghostbuster? Don’t make me laugh. Oh wait – you didn’t. Ah, crap. I killed Gollum! I’m so sorry, it’s just, you’re so damn pale,
I thought you were a ghost! The dream is collapsing! Whoah! Ow! Ow! I want to go back. This reality is friggin’ freezing! Don’t move. You’ve got something on your forehead. All gone. BEST… BUNGEE JUMP… EVERRRR! Oh crap – no cord! OW, my balls! Teach me. Know your ABC’s? Yes. Know your times tables? Yes. If Jenny has five apples and Jacob eats three– Yeah, I graduated high school! I meant, teach me
how to punch ghosts out of people. Oh, well! That’s easy. Watch. Wait. Let me get warmed up. Sometimes it takes a few tries. Here we go – this time! Damn! Must be having an off day. Bollocks! Come on, Ancient One – you’ve got this! Maybe I should come back later– OH! Ah, there we go! I knocked your ghost teeth out. ♪ If there’s Doctor Strange ♪ In your neighbourhood ♪ Who you gonna call? GOATEEBUSTERS! ♪ If he’s got a beard ♪ And it don’t look good ♪ Who you gonna call? ♪ GOATEEBUSTERS!
That’s right. ♪ I ain’t ‘fraid of no goatee Mm-mm-mm. ♪ I ain’t ‘fraid of no goatee! ♪ If you see a chin ♪ Like an arrowhead ♪ Who you gonna call? ♪ GOATEEBUSTERS! ♪ If you wish that skin ♪ Was visible instead ♪ Who you gonna call? ♪ GOATEEBUSTERS!
Oh yeah! Put a little cream on it. ♪ I ain’t ‘fraid of no goatee Yeah! ♪ I ain’t ‘fraid of no goatee! ♪ I don’t suffer from beard fear ♪ Let me tell you somethin’: Shavin’ makes me feel good! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Sheh. Goatees. Whatever!