Bee and PuppyCat Part 1 (Cartoon Hangover Shorts #4)

Bee and PuppyCat Part 1 (Cartoon Hangover Shorts #4)


I got fired today. I’d jaywalk but I can’t
afford getting a ticket. (children’s laughter) Nooooooooooooooo Change you stupid light.
Augh! A cat? Or maybe a dog… Huh… Guhhhhh! Guhhhh! GUHHHH! I’m such a loser. Oof!
My gutsss… my gutsss… Coming! Hey. Hey, Deckard.
I heard you lost your job. Oh… uh, yeah. Too bad I can’t make a career
out of getting fired, right? I’d be… like, a CEO or a manager? Which one’s more impressive? Which one’s more impressive? President? Are you going to be OK?… Gahhhh! Ooooooo…
Oh My God! Blehhhh… Oh my God! Wait! I have stuff for your stuff… I got you some ice for your crotch! I’m shoving the crotch ice under the door! Oh. You’re awake. Wanna split a cassarole? (dream music) Oh, hello. Well, well… (PuppyCat speaking) What…? Ah!… WAIT! Where are you guys going? Why does this make me feel so sad? (shattering) AAAAAHHHH BAD DREAM! AAAHHHHH YOU WERE THERE! AAAAHHH LASAGNA’S GONE. (phone alarm ringing) Mmmm?
AAAAHHHH I’M LATE! Okaaaay, You have no documentable skills. You
didn’t manage to finish schooling past High School. Work history spotty, at best. This
is a temp agency not a charity. We… Hello? Uh-huh, no. I didn’t know that he had
a peanut allergy. Okay, well you know, if it’s just a little bit of swelling then, then
just get him away from the peanuts and, and it’ll be over in about a half hour. Otherwise, call
an ambulance. Thank you, yep, bye. You took too long. Now your candy’s gone.
That’s what happens. BKOWWWWW! (PuppyCat speaking)
Ummm… no… thank you. Hey, dude… I got you presennnntsss! The
pet store I used to work at is going out of business. Haha! Lucky us. So… lemme see… I got you a bone… and wrapped a toy mouse
around it…  A blanket… Eggplant pillow… dog food… cat food?… Shampoo… a leash…
and rain boots! Heh heh, yeah… Yeah… (grumble) Crap! I ran out of food money! Relax, man. I’m not gonna eat YOUR food. (music) Aaaaaaah . . . AAAaaahhh . . . AAAAAAHHHHHH!!! Stop. No hitting. There better not be anything scary cryptic written in here… I will scream SO. LOUD… And then totally lose my marbles… Pretty
stationary though. Dear PuppyCat… Is that you? Please report to fishbowl space for temp.
work. Sign below. Oh, lemme get you a pen… (jingle) Uhhhh? Hello? …Hello? Anybody here? I’ve been left behind… I’m all alone… Am I not good enough? (fart)
(laughter) Huh?!
Ewww! Hangover!

SPIDER-MAN 2 (2004) – 8 Movie Clips | Marvel Superhero HD

SPIDER-MAN 2 (2004) – 8 Movie Clips | Marvel Superhero HD


you have to go 42 blocks and 7 and 1/2 minutes or your ass is fired Go! What are you stupid?! Wooah! He stole that guy’s pizza hey you guys, no playing in the streets.
yes Mr. Spider Man see yah! pizza time You’re late I’m not paying for those oh no, no! ahhhh! Why is this happening to me don’t leave me Oh that boy of yours is a hero hold it! Put your arms up! All of them! Here’s your change! oh! no, come on! Awww! You’re getting on my nerves. I have a knack for that. Not anymore hold your fire don’t follow me 20 seconds Hand her over of course easy now Butter fingers help me I’m Coming ahhh..help me , help thank you haaaaaaaaaaaa Aunt May you stuck your webs in my business for the last time now you’ll have this woman’s death on your conscience come on! oh my God, this is it tell everyone to hang on! anymore bright ideas i got a few, Yeah! watch out! slowly gently is he alive? he’s, he’s just a kid no older than my son its alright we found something we won’t tell nobody its good to have you back Spider Man do you love me or not? o right don’t you doubt kiss me kiss you? i need to know something just one kiss what’s happening? Peter Parker and your girlfriend what do you want? i want you to find your friend Spider Man tell him to meet me at the west tower 3 o’clock but i don’t know where he is find him or i will peel the flesh off her bones if you lay one finger on her you’ll do what? he’s mine! you wanna get to him, you gotta go through me and me me too very well where do you want him and the truth him for me I could cause you the pain that you caused me. First we’ll see who’s behind the mask And look into your eyes as you die Pe! No! It can’t be Erick, where is she? Where is he keeping her he’s got MJ No! all you wanna do is tritium tritium? he’s making the machine again when that happens she’ll die along with half of New York now where is he? peter you killed my father there are bigger things happening here than me and you Harry please I’ve got to stop him. had to do what i had to do Mary Jane Peter I can’t survive without you you shouldn’t be here I know you think we can’t to be together but can’t you respect me enough to let me make my own decision I know there will be risks but I wanna face them with you. its wrong that we should be half alive. half of ourselves I LOVE YOU so here i am standing in your doorway I’ve always been standing in your door way its all about time somebody saved your life would you say something? thank you Mary Jean Watson go get him tiger

Learn To Wash Your Hands The Right Way with Samantha Bee | Full Frontal on TBS

Learn To Wash Your Hands The Right Way with Samantha Bee | Full Frontal on TBS


I wanted to talk
about the coronavirus. I know everyone is nervous. But luckily, there are
things we can do like stop shaking hands with people. Don’t touch your face. And most importantly, wash
your hands, you dirty freaks. A video went viral last week
illustrating the proper way to wash your hands using ink. See? It’s not that hard. You just have to make sure
every inch of your hands are covered in soap. Remember, not to touch your
face and really wash into all those nooks and crannies.
Oops. Oh, Wait.
Oh. [LAUGHTER]
– Shit. I touched my face.
Shit. Shit.
Shit. Shit.
Shit. Shit.
Shit. Shit.
That’s our shit. Good night everyone. [LAUGHTER] Goddamn it! [APPLAUSE]

Spider Eggs In Your Garage – Bulwark Exterminating

Spider Eggs In Your Garage – Bulwark Exterminating


Garages are notorious places for
Cobwebs and spiders. This area has been treated but there are quite a few egg sacs let me see if I can pull a few out for ya. Typical house spider egg sac has anywhere from four hundred to eight hundred baby eggs
in it because these little white markings eventually within a year those egg sacs will hatch and even though the garages been sprayed it’ll reinfest. If this was in your wall or up around the
siding on the exterior of your house around your windows sill those baby
eggs would be all over inside your home

Barcode Software Training Services | Wasp Barcode Technologies

Barcode Software Training Services | Wasp Barcode Technologies


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we work in your actual database, training leaves you with a solid foundation to build
on. Training saves money by creating a better skilled workforce, which means less time spent
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you can include as many people in the training as you want. Wasp offers both on site and
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Scaring Cute Delhi Girls with a Spider – Awesome Reactions


I teach a potential gasps Angela Angela my article of invisible spiders ibid has obtained go get it but with a whole castle excuse me this is find upon your shoulder no no this on your neck on your neck there there there is going there right there right there it’s there it’s a big one skew should do the spider the spider please find out anything there there we take up fighters Peregrine are right here under your under I see what other fighter forgive me remedy the beneath like Cher in this video our warfighters beef

Cockroach Labs Introduces: Parallel Commits – For Faster APP Performance


(slow hip hop music) – So first, let’s talk about
instant customer experiences. This is one of my favorite topics. There’s this idea of the
hundred millisecond rule. Has anyone heard of this? It’s coined by the creator of Gmail, and it’s a mandate that says
all of your interactions, all of your client-facing or
customer-facing interactions have to respond in less
than a hundred milliseconds. Where does that number come from? A hundred milliseconds is the threshold for a human to perceive a
interaction as instantaneous. If you can deliver on the
hundred millisecond rule, you can have instantaneous applications. Let’s think about how that plays in the real world with the public cloud. Today, if you run a relational database, it’s going to be running
in a single region. You have your big, primary machine that’s handling all your sequel, and if your latencies
start getting too high, you could always buy a
bigger and bigger machine. What’s the problem with that? Well, obviously, the costs scale, exponentially, but whatever,
we can worry about, or we can lean on Moore’s
Law to keep the cost in line. But what happens when your users aren’t close to that data center? What happens when your users span the United States or span the world? Now you can’t rely on Moore’s Law to increase the clock speed, because now you’re stuck
with the speed of light. You’re not gonna make that any faster. In a world like that, every round trip is precious. Every time you have to go from your client to your database and back, that is something that
you just can’t avoid, so you had to figure out ways to get your data physically
close to your users. One of the challenges we’ve had with CockroachDB is figuring out how can we support data integrity while minimizing the
number of round trips, and we’ve made a lot of progress here over the last couple years, but we still had too many round trips. We still were not doing what
was the theoretical minimum. We couldn’t figure out for a long time. This was really bumping into the frontiers of computer science research. But, over the last six months, our team figured it out. We figured out how to do a transaction that would ensure your data is consistent, no matter where its accessed
in a single round trip. That cuts your latency in half. That delivers great customer experiences, no matter where in the
world your customers are. That’s one of the exciting updates we have in CockroachDB 19.2.

What if my dog gets stung by a bee?


– If your dog is stung by a bee, there are
some important steps to take. More often than not, bee stings are not an
emergency. Just like people, some dogs have severe allergies
to bees, but more often than not bee stings are just a nuisance and a minimally painful
experience. Things that you can do if your pet has been
stung by a bee are to try to find the location of the sting and if you can remove the stinger
with some tweezers. And if you’re unable to locate the stinger,
that’s okay. What you do wanna watch for is you’re gonna
wanna watch your pet very closely. Signs that they could be having an allergic
reaction to bee sting includes facial swelling. They might develop hives on their skin or
on their back. They might start scratching a lot. Signs of a very severe allergic reaction include
collapse or fatigue. So you might notice that your dog becomes
pale or unable to walk and becomes really tired. If your dog begins vomiting after a bee sting
you should seek immediate veterinary care.

ANT MAN TANK BUILD – MARVEL SUPER WAR

ANT MAN TANK BUILD – MARVEL SUPER WAR


Hey guys what’s up! So we’re here to check out the Tank build
for Ant Man. This is the build that I’ve used for these
videos. We got this build from the top global rank
1 Ant Man. We’ve tested this build for like 10-12 games
of ranks and classic. As you can see in the build, all of it are
defense items. Out of these 6 items, 4 of them are really
beneficial for Ant Man’s gameplay. The other 2 items, to be honest, can be replaced
depending on your preference. These four items are
Megingjord Glorious Armor
Deathly Phantom And Starlight Armor First is the Megingjord, besides the additional
HP it provides, it also increases your healing by 30% This is great for your ultimate. Your ultimate let’s you summon ants that attacks
opponents, once it’s done, it returns to you and regens your HP based on how many times
they’ve hit an opponent. The more hits or damage they’ve done against
your opponents, the more HP you regen. The 30% increased healing from the Megingjord
definitely is a huge boost for your HP regen. Next is the Glorious Armor
It gives additional HP and armor. But what makes it great for Antman is the
energy damage it provides unto nearby opponents. This is perfect while you’re using your second
skill. Your second skill let’s you shrink yourself
while you fly around with your ant. During this period your untargetable, and
your HP bar is hidden from your opponents, giving you the chance to freely move around. However, your physical damage is reduced by
60%, so it’s really hard to deal a substantial amount of damage during this period unless
you’re using your ultimate. The energy damage from your Glorious Armor
helps a lot in adding some damage to your attacks More so during your second skill
since your physical damage has been weakened by 60% Next item is the Deathly Phantom. It provides Energy defense and HP. The passive of this item is can be a great
combination with your second skill. Every 5 seconds that you don’t take damage,
you generate a shield that can absorb incoming attacks. Like I said, it’s a great combination during
your shrunk form, since you can easily avoid damage. You can trigger the passive of this item and generate and shield every time you use your second skill. Just be sure to avoid damage for 5 seconds
during that period. Next is the Starlight Armor
It’s the counterpart of Nightsword and Virus Cannon. Each basic attack you perform after using a shield gets additional damage, based on your maximum HP. And since you’re using a lot of items that
provides HP, you’ll receive a substantial amount of additional damage. Also, the combo’s of Antman, like many of
the other fighter and assassin heroes, consists of a sequence of Basic attacks and skills. So triggering the passive of this item will
often happen. Well those are the four items that greatly
works for Ant Man as a tank. Although it’s gonna be different if he’s going
for damage. But if you’re going for a tank Ant man, then
these are the most beneficial items for him. Anyways that’s it guys, enjoy the rest of
this tank Antman highlights video. Thanks! And there we go guys, so what do you think
of this tank Ant Man build? Would you use it? Share your thoughts in the comment section
That’s all for this video Thank you for watching!

Name A Roach After Your Ex?

Name A Roach After Your Ex?


IT’S AN EXPECTED RECORD- BREAKING TOTAL OF $27.4 BILLION, A 32% SPENDING INCREASE OVER LAST YEAR. OH, YIKES! I HOPE YOU’RE NOT EATING LUNCH. YOU CAN ALSO SPEND SOME MONEY TO SURPRISE SOMEONE YOU HATE. TWO ZOOS IN TEXAS WILL NAME A COCKROACH AFTER YOUR EX, AND YOU’LL BE ABLE TO WATCH IT BE FED TO AN ANIMAL. IT COSTS $5 AND IT WILL BE STREAMED ONLINE. THE BRONX ZOO IN NEW YORK WILL ALSO NAME A BUG AFTER YOUR FORMER BOO. THEY’LL EVEN MAIL THEM A CERTIFICATE TO SHOW THEM THAT YOUR LOVE IS ETERNAL.