5 Tips to help your Google Maps listing

5 Tips to help your Google Maps listing


– Hey, guys, Clem from Honey Bee Social, and today, let’s go over some top tips on how to get your small business on the top listing on Google Maps. Google Maps is really
powerful for when people are ready to buy or
they’re ready to consider a business to align with to help them solve their problem in terms of a product or a service. Google Maps is critical
for small local businesses, irrespective of whether
you have a physical address or bricks and mortar shop, or if you just do a service area. You have to ability on Google My Business, which runs your listing on Google Maps to not show a physical address, which is what I do with my listing on Google Maps and Google My Business. I don’t show a physical address because I serve a particular area. So, if you’re not on Google Maps because you thought that you needed to show a physical location,
that’s no longer the case. You definitely need to hop on and register your business on there. So, some top tips for optimising
your Google My Business or Google Maps profile. So, number one, encourage
customer reviews. Google is the place for customer reviews. It is the top spot for people
to go and review a business, whether they loved it,
or they didn’t like it, or they want to put in
a customer complaint. Where it’s really critical is that there more
positive reviews you get, the better, obviously, but that’s because customers
can search on Google Maps for businesses near them and
then filter it by rating. So, they can filter it by
the highest rated business of four and a half stars and above, they can do all the way down to one star, but what’s the point of
doing that for one start? You always want the best of the best. So, keep that in mind, that customer reviews
are incredibly important, because now customers
can search on Google Maps and filter by ratings. So, that leads to tip number two, respond to customer reviews. Even if they’re bad, you want
to know if you’ve gone wrong or if you have a fake review
on Google Maps as well, you want to call them out on it. When you are responding
to a customer review, it shows that you are
engaging with your customers, and customers now, also, on Google Maps, they will take reviews
with a grain of salt. So, if that review doesn’t look legit, they’re probably not
going to worry about it. Granted, Google needs to
hold people to account when it comes to fake reviews, so you can report
reviews if they are spam. The more people you get to respond to that and report it as spam, the better. So, get your friends and
family involved if you have to, but I say always, always
respond to a review, no matter whether it’s a great one, it’s a legitimate bad one,
or if it’s a fake one. Call them out if it’s a fake one to show that you are defending
your business and your brand, but then also respond to the compliments because that shows that you
are in tune with your customer and that you adore having them there and reviewing your business. So, tip number three, create posts. Posts are great on Google My Business because that also helps you
with search results as well. So, people can search and
not filter by ratings. They can also just search
for businesses in the area. The businesses that are
more active on Google Maps and Google My Business will get a little bit of preferential treatment if you’re posting consistently
on Google My Business. That means just adding a little
photo and a little blurb. It’s the same thing as if you were doing it on Facebook and social, and you can go and point it
straight to your website. You can also put offerings and products on Google My Business as well, which is great because if someone is searching for your brand, they may not be able to click your website or they may not want to. They would just go to
your Google Maps listing, have a look at what you have to offer, and they decide whether to call you straight from that listing or message you straight from that listing. So, you want to give them as
much information as possible on your Google My Business profile. So, tip number four, use video. As with any social media channel, and granted, Google Maps
and Google My Business is not considered a social media channel, but in a way it is, because you are showing
awareness of your brand, and you’re responding to customer views, and you’re getting your
name out there with posts, show video, video is so much more engaging than just regular posts. You can only post 30
second videos at the moment on Google My Businesses
pages, but hey, it’s worth it. So, if you’re on Tik Tok, for example, get some of your Tik Tok videos that are handy about your business and post those onto your
Google My Business review. Go ahead and write a little blurb, and then point it straight to your website or get them to message you. It’s a great little way of showing a little bit of
interaction and personality in your business. And number five, show your offering. So, like I said earlier, you can put up offers and products on your Google My Business page. And again, Google My Business goes and feeds into your Google Maps locations. So, people can click on there
and see what you’re offering. So, if you have a special
or a sale going on, go ahead and make a little offer post. It’s really easy, it’s just a separate tab on
your Google My Business page. Show off your products as well, because people will see that
when they search for your brand and if they click it on the Maps, they can see all the products
that you offer on that page. It’s really, really handy, and it’s a convenient way
for them to see, I guess, a mini version of what
your business is about. So, go ahead and try that out on your Google My Business listing. So, those are my quick five tips to optimise your Google
My Business listing that will lead to Google Maps, and that’ll help you get
into those top listings. So, remember, customer
reviews are critical, and responding to them, and
showing your personality, and showing that you love
them on their review, putting up posts and putting up offerings and putting up video is only going to help your
listing come out and shine against the rest of them. If you have any question or you need any further information, feel free to contact me or put your question down
in the comments below, and I will be more than happy to start a conversation with you. Anyway, that’s all I have, that’s all the time I have for today. We’ll see you soon, bye. Have questions or need more information? Head to honeybeesocial.com.au.

Jussie Smollett Indicted & The DOJ Meddles in Roger Stone’s Case | The Daily Show

Jussie Smollett Indicted & The DOJ Meddles in Roger Stone’s Case | The Daily Show


Jussie Smollett, Empire actor
and black Pinocchio. A year ago,
he told an incredible story about being jumped on the street
by two Trump supporters. And now someone
might finally go to jail for that attack. The dramatic new turn
that’s thrust the Jussie Smollett case back
into the spotlight. That’s right. He’s once again
facing charges in Chicago for claiming he was the victim
of a hate crime attack. NEWSMAN: This morning, Smollett
is facing six new charges of disorderly conduct
for lying to police. The move a stunning reversal
after prosecutors dropped all 16 charges
the actor originally faced. In this new indictment,
the special prosecutor’s office says Smollett
made numerous false statements to Chicago police
on multiple occasions, reporting a heinous hate crime that he, in fact,
knew had not occurred. Yes, Jussie Smollett is back
in the headlines, this time for being indicted over reporting
a fake hate crime. And it really sounds bad until you remember
that his plan all along was to get a recurring
story line that doesn’t go away. So he kind of got
what he wanted, you know? This is what he wanted. And look, I know
what Jussie did was wrong. But I won’t lie.
At the same time, I kind of feel bad for him,
all right? Because he gets into trouble now
for calling in fake crimes, but those Permit Pattys who made
those bullshit calls to 911, they live their lives.
They just do their thing. -(cheering and applause)
-In fact, maybe… Maybe that should be
Jussie’s punishment. He should be forced to get
a white lady nickname. That should be it. Yeah? Everywhere he goes,
people will be like, “Well, well, well,
there goes Subway Smollett. There he is.” But let’s move on
to Roger Stone, Trump campaign aide and the Monopoly Man’s
cocaine dealer. This week,
he was about to be sentenced for lying to the FBI
and threatening witnesses. But luckily, he’s got friends
in Oval places. NEWSMAN: Late tonight,
all four federal prosecutors on the Roger Stone case
have quit after the department undercut
their recommended sentence. Just yesterday,
those career prosecutors recommended he get seven
to nine years behind bars. But late tonight,
the DOJ in a filing calling
the initial recommendation excessive and unwarranted just hours
after President Trump tweeted overnight,
blasting the sentence prosecutors
initially recommended as horrible and very unfair. The president deny
he had anything to do with it. Yeah, I thought
it was ridiculous that… No, I didn’t,
because the Justice… I’d be able to do it
if I wanted. I have the absolute right
to do it. Uh, I stay out of things, uh, to a degree
that people wouldn’t believe. “That’s right, folks.
That’s right. “I stay out of things. “I stay out of everything. “Intelligence briefings,
church, Melania’s bedroom. “I stay out of all of it. I stay out. Stay out.” (applause) This is actually crazy,
what happened here. The Justice Department
recommended Roger Stone get seven to nine years
in prison, all right? Trump then tweets that their recommendation
is too harsh, so they then cancel
their recommendation. And then Trump says
he’s totally staying out of it. That’s not what he did.
He’s staying out of it the same way the Kool-Aid Man
stays out of a room. “Did use the door? Oh, no.” (laughter) Because here’s the thing. Trump is acting like
his Twitter account can’t influence
the Justice Department, like they can’t see his tweets. You know,
it’s like someone saying, “I didn’t ask her to marry me. “I just had ‘will you marry me?’
written in the sky. Anybody could have said yes.
It could have been anybody.” And not only was it wrong for Trump to get involved
in his friend’s case, it was also totally unnecessary
because there… If there’s one person who looks
like he can break out of prison on his own, it’s this guy. All right, and finally, you guys remember
how the Titanic crashed? Well, uh, it happened again. A new report claims
the wreck of the Titanic was hit by a submarine
last year, but the U.S. government
kept it a secret. That’s according to
legal documents reviewed by the British newspaper
The Telegraph. It says a $35 million
underwater vehicle hit the Titanic wreckage
in July. It comes ahead of what could be
a landmark court battle over the future
of the wreckage. Yo, this is insane. The Titanic was involved
in another crash? Oh, their Nationwide premiums are totally going
through the roof, man. I’m glad that no one was hurt. ‘Cause how would you explain
that to people? Yeah? It’d just be like, “Brian died in the Titanic. Yeah, this year,
this year, yeah.” Titanic versus submarine
is such a weird story. I mean, technically, though
the Titanic is also a submarine. Yeah, really,
any ship can be a submarine if your captain is shitty
enough, when you think about it. You know what would be crazy
though? Is if getting hit makes
the Titanic un-sink. Like,
that could be a rule, right? If you crash, you go down. If you crash again,
you get to come up. Yeah.
So now it floats up to the top, and then they’re back up
on the surface. Everyone’s like,
“Yeah! We’re alive!” And then the iceberg shows up,
like, “Well, well, who didn’t learn their lesson?”

The Minis: A Halloween Episode, Tux Bot Vs Cockroaches


What
Why I Can’t go to the Heaven ! If I cant go up, I’ll punish everyone who’s
down here OK Roaches, Do everything as I say Its only a costume , please ! Look ! A Halloween show on the street this is real you dumb ass and I lost all my artworks relax, you could draw again doodles Its seems that I have to use my last device Tux ! Lets clean some Bugs ! Bro, so were you working on this robot all
the time? No ! I just bought it on the internet. You’re lucky, but next time I’ll do something
terrible I hope …

Dude Perfect: Bad Joke Telling

Dude Perfect: Bad Joke Telling


What did the excited gardener do when spring finally came? What? He wet his plants What do ghosts ride in an amusement park? A Roller-Ghoster. Where Would You Find Flying Rabbits? In The Hare-Force What Happens When Frogs Parked Illegally? They Get Toad What Would You Call Two Spiders That Just Got Married? Newly-Webs What Do You Call a Pig That Does Karate? A Porkchop What’s Brown and sticky? A stick. PFFFFF HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA [Wheezing] Got ’em GOT ‘EM Oh, that is funny. Well done, Congrats. Hey, just one more for the Giggles. Yeah Did you hear? Did you hear about the circus fire? It was in tents. What Fish Taste Best With Peanut Butter? Jelly Fish What do you call a Jacket… Hold on… What Do You Call A Jacket That Goes Up In Flames? A Blazer. Why Can’t A Nose Be Twelve Inches Long? Because It Would Be A Foot. What’s An Astronaut’s Favourite Board Game? Moon-opoly When Is A Cigar Like Fish? When It’s Smoked I Have Six Eyes, Two Mouths And Three Ears, What Am I Ugly Hahahaha. THAT IS HILARIOUS. What’s Brown, Hariry And Wears Sunglasses? A Coconut On A Vacation Why Do Golfers Wear Two Pairs Of Pants? In Case They Get A Hole-In-One What Does A Painter Do When He Gets Cold? I dunno. He Puts On Another Coat. If Fish Lived On Land, Where Would They Live? In Finland. (My Next One Is Amazing.) What Kind Of Pictures Do Turtles Take? Shelfies. On Which Side Do Chickens Have The Most Feathers? The Outside. Yes, Oh Classic Chicken Joke. Hey, Oh Man, Hey Sir, Sorry About That. How Come Oysters Never Give A Lot Of Their Money? Because They’re Shellfish. What Do You Call A Lazy Dinosaur? A Stega-Snorous. What Do You Call A Man Who Never Toots In Public? He’s A Private Tutor How Do You Cut An Ocean Into Two? You use a sea-saw. What Does A Grape Say When Its Stepped On? Nothing, It Just Lets Out A Little Wine. Why Don’t Melons Get Married? Because They Cantaloupe. Knock Knock, Who’s There, Who, Who? you sound like an Owl. Good Effort. HAHAHA That’s Amazing! That is amazing. Oh, you know what I’ll let you go for it.

Cockroach Man | Capernaum [CC for Subtitles]

Cockroach Man | Capernaum [CC for Subtitles]


I’m not him, dear. I just look like him. Yeah, but there should be
a spider there, not a cockroach. Right? I don’t need a spider.
I’m Cockroach-Man. What would I need a spider for? That’s right. I’m Cockroach-Man. So how are you related to Spider-Man? How are we related? I’m his cousin. So you’re his cousin? That’s right, I’m his cousin. – What’s your name?
– Zain. – Hussein?
– Zain! Zain! Where are you going, Zain? To my grandma’s. – Speak up.
– To my grandma’s! To your grandma’s? She’s lucky to have you. Nobody really cares about me. – My life is…
– Please, sir, your cigarette! Please. Slow down, sir. I’d like to get off here, please.

Marvel’s Spider-Man – E3 2018 Show Floor Demo | PS4


[MUSIC PLAYING] YURI: Hey, do you have time
to check something out for me? SPIDER-MAN: For
you, Yuri, anything. I’m on my way. POLICE RADIO: All units — Over. SPIDER-MAN: Hey, guys.
Bird watching? I saw some pigeons over there. Can’t have the ones
inside feeling left out. Going down. MJ, I’m at the first
location on your list. Guess what I found? MARY JANE: Demons? SPIDER-MAN: Give
the lady a prize. See if you can figure out what
they’re up to while I introduce myself. You’re just not very observant. Oh, sorry.
Did I startle you? [MUSIC PLAYING] Let’s play the quiet game. YURI: Spider-Man,
Shocker has escaped, and now he’s robbing
a bank on East 31st. SPIDER-MAN: What happened? I thought he was behind bars. YURI: He was, but one of the
guards just walked up to his cell and released him,
then gave him his suit back. SPIDER-MAN: I knew Shocker
was working for someone. What did you get
out of the guard? YURI: Wish I could
ask him, but he’s dead. Whoever made him release Shocker
didn’t want any loose ends. SPIDER-MAN: Damn. YURI: Looking at
the security footage, the guard was in
some kind of trance. And it might have
been the lighting, but it looked like
his eyes were glowing. SPIDER-MAN: Well, that’s creepy. Okay. I’ll see what I can get out of
Shocker when I get to the bank. Herman, long time no see. Hey, I’m no lawyer, but I’m pretty sure
that’s a parol violation. Oops. Guess we’re stuck
in here for a while. Want to play 20 questions? No? How about we thumb wrestle? Okay.
Face punch it is. Whoa. Your gauntlets are
all digital now, aren’t they? SHOCKER: Have it your way. You want to fight?
Let’s fight. SPIDER-MAN: Man, I can’t wait to
put you back behind bars so we could talk science. Remember our first fight? Me, so young and stupid. You, just stupid. SHOCKER: You talk too much. SPIDER-MAN: Well,
that’s a matter of opinion. I mean, are there any
standard metrics for how much talking
one should do? And who determines the ideal
ratio of talking versus not talking? Also, how would you measure? Why are you doing this, Herman? SHOCKER: Because if I
don’t, they’ll kill me. SPIDER-MAN: Catch. If you come
clean, I can help you. SHOCKER: You
really want to help me? Just let me have the money. SPIDER-MAN: Sorry.
Not gonna happen. You know, people
don’t use banks anymore. You’re lucky you
found actual cash. If you really want to rob banks, try day trading. It’s all the rage. Wait, wait, wait. Oh, come on, Herman. SHOCKER: Not even sure
these guys are people. Could be anything
under those masks. SPIDER-MAN: Wait.
Did you say masks? This one’s gonna hurt. These mask guys, what do
they want to money for? SHOCKER: Don’t know; don’t care. As soon as I finish
the job, I’m gone. SPIDER-MAN: Coming your way. Give up now, and
we can protect you. SHOCKER: No way. You ain’t seen what I can do. What the? You son of a — SPIDER-MAN:
Last chance to give up. This time I really mean it. SHOCKER: Quit moving. SPIDER-MAN: Okay.
I was kidding before. Now it’s your last, last chance. Seriously. Sorry, Herman. You brought this on yourself. Literally.

How Spider-Man Homecoming Should Have Ended


Looks like we’re done. You sure we got all
the alien tech? Yeah that’s probably the last of it. here’s a bright idea. why don’t you make sure it’s the last of it before you accidentally lose a truckload
of alien technology to a potential supervillain just because you were too
lazy to safely run this department of damage control extraterrestrial salvage
operation. *GASP* Ugh Fine! Oh look! There is a truck unaccounted for! You don’t understand! I have a daughter! That makes it okay for me to
break the law! I’m not a bad person! Can I be your guy in the chair? No! Come on let me be your guy in the chair. I’m the guy in the chair! Holy Crap!
What is that!? It’s a giant purple monster man! There can only be one! Hey Big Bird! That doesn’t belong to you! What? Suit Lady, what was that?! You said to select the idea web-shooter configuration for this scenario. so i activated instakill. Why is that even a feature!? I’m fifteen! Oh no no no! Karen what’s going on up there? t he Chitauri core has detonated and it’s caused structural damage to the elevator. my friends aren’t there! don’t worry ma-am! I got this I’m just gonna climb up the side and hope there’s a way in at the top. Or you could just go in the
entrance then catch them from the bottom oh yeah sure that’d be way easier you’re
really smart you sound just like Peter Parker who
went missing earlier. What! Who’s Peter? I don’t know who that is!
thanks for the advice I’ll see you later Hey! AAAAAAAGH! Oh nevermind. We’re fine. how we doing Karen? Great job Peter you are 98% successful. Oh ok. You are now 100% successful. Woohoo! Wow! Great job kid! Spider-Man Yeah! Don’t mess with me kid. I’ll kill you and everybody you love. I love Liz. Does that mean that you’re gonna kill your daughter? You win this round Spider-Man. I’ll kill you and everybody you…
Grab your arm! What the! Hey! Hey do you have super strength? Because I do! And it appears that you don’t. I mean that’s too bad That must be really embarrassing for you. I said let g…
Throat Punch! Help! This man has a gun and is threatening my life! Don’t mess with me kid. Why? Because I’m Batman! Whaaaaaat?! Okay we got all this super valuable avengers gear packed up and ready to fly! Now lets just hit the auto pilot mode and trust that it’s gonna make it too the new base without any problems. Here’s a bright idea… Why don’t you make sure someone keeps an eye on all that gear… instead of assuming nobody would want to high-jack and steal everything on this ridiculously expensive cargo plane. Ugh! Okay Fine! Oh! Well hiya fellas! Blaaaraaaghaarraahahaha! I was wrong about you. I think with a little more mentoring… You’ll be a real asset to the team. To the… to the team? Yeah to the team. So when you’re ready, why don’t you try that on? And I’ll introduce the world to the newest official member of the Avengers… Spider..
Heck Yeah Man!!!!! This is what I’ve always wanted! I’m freakin Spider-Man! Lets go! So now I’m an Avenger! Can you believe it!? It’s so awesome! Isn’t it awesome? Tony, this kid hasn’t even graduated. Is he dropping out of school to fight crime? I mean he can’t just live with the Avengers… Can he? Sure he can! I gave him a suit and said he’s part of the team So he’s part of the team. Yeah I am! You gave a teenager a weaponized super suit. Am I the only one that thinks this is weird? You didn’t even like talk to Aunt May about it. Peter is a minor. This feels like kidnapping. I’m gonna have to take you in, Tony. Ironman V Superman. Now that’s a billion dollar idea. But I wouldn’t want to publicly destroy you… so I politely decline. You… ha… you can’t….. you couldn’t destroy me. Do you think I don’t have kryptonite missiles up my sleeve? Do you? Friday, put kryptonite missiles on my to do list please. Yes sir. Guys listen. He deserves this. He’s coming HOME. This is his HOME. And I’m a great father figure for him. You are luring a minor the Avengers… and making a replacement Iron Man. Yeah he’s got the iron suit and everything. No one is replacing anyone. Oh really!? Then how come you put a parachute in the new kids suit… but not my suit that’s actually meant to fly huh? What’s up with that?! That was a design flaw. It didn’t occur to me until spider-man Do you have a parachute in your suit? Uh…. You’re replacing me aren’t you? Again! Oh! Mr. Stark, I don’t want to replace anyone, you know? That would just suck. Yeah. It does suck. Being replaced sucks a whole lot! Now you know how I feel! Guys I’m really sorry. I guess I just feel so lucky you know? There’s been all these reboots and do-overs. but I made it! I’m finally home now! And now I know they’ll never replace me! Yeah don’t be too sure about that! What are you doing here? You’re not a super hero. I like to sketch people in crisis. Heh…. It’s you. what the… Oops not that one. This one. hehe. You’re so mean. What the f…
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The Birds and the Bees (Maddox) | Parents Explain | Cut


Do you know why we’re here today? uhhh, for video? That’s true, but we’re here to talk about the birds and the bees. Have you ever heard about the birds and the bees? Okay, well, I don’t know if they say that anymore but when daddy was little, they called it the birds and the bees. And Mama, they don’t even tell her in China where babies came from; she had to find out all by herself. Awwwww, poor Mommy Mhmmmm They don’t talk about it, so she was pretty surprised when you came along. [Mom:] Yes [Dad:] Right? That means … Because I was like, when I was being born–I was like where am I, in some kind of tunnel or something? [Mom:] In some kind of tunnel some kind of tunnel? Oh, you can see, huh? [Maddox:] and then, and then when you move And I was like, “oooh, a walk-in-tunnel?” What?? It’s crazy. Well before you got into that tunnel, Okay You were made and do you know how babies are made? Well, well, sometimes I call it a tunnel because there’s some kind of hole here like a igloo. [Mom:] Ohhh! Okay. [Dad:] An igloo in Mama’s belly, huh? [Mom:] So how could you get in the tunnel? [Maddox:] Well, maybe the magician sent me…? [Dad:] A magician sent you in there, huh? [Maddox:] MmmHMM! [Dad:] Well daddy must be a magician. [Mom:] A very good one! [Dad:] A very good one, right? The one “Ha-ha-ha” funny [Dad:] But we’re gonna tell you about how babies are made, would you like to know how babies are made? [Maddox:] MADE OF WATER. Humans are made of water, I knew it. [Dad:] That’s true [Maddox:] I knew it, I really knew it. [Dad:] There’s a lot of water. [Maddox:] Oh my gosh, I am so smart! When Mommy and Daddy decided we were ready to have you, right? Mommy decided that she was ready to have something inside her igloo, so Mommy and Daddy got together and we took off all our clothes [Maddox:] oh! [Dad:] and we got into side the blanket So we were really warm, and then mommy and daddy did a special dance, and there you were–that’s how you were made. [Maddox:] Oh my gosh that is…really… Really, really no good if you took off all your clothes off… [Dad:] Well, we have to take our clothes off [Maddox:] OH! [Dad:] if you want to make a baby Ooooooh ooh [Dad:] Does that surprise you? [Maddox:] ooooh Oooh my gosh, it doesn’t, really doesn’t! That’s really disgusting you know or not Ohhh it’s like…ughh, it’s.. Well, I’m glad Mama didn’t say that when daddy took his clothes off. [Mom:] I’m so sorry *laughs* Come oooon [Maddox:] Ohh [Dad:] Do you have any questions for us? Nooo! And I hope we don’t start over again [Mom:] *laughs* [Dad:] No Okay, we’re not gonna do it again Daddy *laughs*

01. The Ant And The Aardvark (With Greek Subs)

01. The Ant And The Aardvark (With Greek Subs)


Oh what’s that over there ooh it looks like a picnic I love Technic you know my mother used to take me on techniques I think I better get over there well the other ants in the neighborhood get the identical the good hey now that’s good food they don’t fool around when they go on a picnic he’s that good Eva hey yeah uh what’s the matter you lost pal I want to talk to you for a minute as a matter of fact I want to talk to you about your future you know you’re talking to the wrong guy I’m semi-retired you know it takes two hundred thousand ants just to make a decent same with and I’m having trouble with just one and the day’s half over hey you know speaking today half over I gotta get this tie back to my little pan before it spoils okay you answer it you try to talk nice to a guy and he turns his back on you so here goes coconut cream pie you know how I know it’s coconut because it’s got a coconut in it and then height all right Anne you better say uncle why you kind of overshot the landing strip there buddy okay yeah I’m going to huff and puff and reavoice and then hell you out of house and hope oh man there goes my Hepplewhite furniture my pretty little Persian Raj all my Tabasco sauce but only gets in the world I gotta pick a cook it’s just work work work all the time I mean it just ain’t easy lugging a picnic home I sure wish they deliver this time instead of going to him I’ll force him to come to me or vice versa whichever works best you know what I mean this is a site you won’t see off a grown advert making an angel’ out of himself or I tell you it’s a good thing as puny ants are strong cause otherwise we just have to eat little things work work work sometimes I think a picnic is more trouble than it’s worth you ever have the pups well I got the guy good seeds in it and it drop off the sinuses believe me you gotta take it easy with bananas goes one above and boy you got yourself a bruised banana it’s no you said you won’t give me the slip how do you like that he gave me the slip and I just told him not to why today we storm l9d well if he’s going to come in I’m going to get out they’d ruin his anthill for both of us even in the dark I can find my way around these tunnels what’s this I’ll light a match and have a look look how’d I know you’d have central heating hey aunt just another for you the aardvark strikes again even again and again if necessary no wonder he gets a run so fast he’s got his own subway let’s have a little light second Tony I want to talk better I know what a loop I’ll smoke him out it’s the cheapest cigar I could find Oh hey what’s the matter pal didn’t you read a warning on the package hey can I do something for you pal oh yeah make a wish for me wish I was dead you know I’m thinking of starting an empty and protest movement it’s time somebody put their foot down hey buddy be careful you know the moral of this story it’s people who live near landmines should tread lightly and I do mean lightly

Ant Man (2015) ALL Extended & Deleted Scenes


all right there’s an old man he’s got a
safe and he’s gone for a week let’s just work with that that’s good okay when is he leaving? I don’t know great shall we fix the
cable my cables out yes sir I’m here to fix it thank you
that shouldn’t take too long um where’s your TV what you’ll want to
know where the TV is you took the words right out of my mouth oh wow
oh look at this ha ha military man huh you ever seen any action Oh
ss small skirmishes you know the main cable lines usually come in through the
basement ah mind if I run down here I’d love to
check it out I bet you would what’s that cable line comes in through
the living room perfect I think you know my business
better than me okay I think I know what we’re dealing
with here I’ll be right back how’s it looking it works say good job
son you had a power surge yeah probably was
just a power surge don’t let anyone tell you that you have nothing to offer
because menial labor has its place can you clearly know your trade no sir
this is really too generous thank you I’ll let you get back to your hoarders
marathon mutters watch the Giants I got 50k on her little bet makes a lot more
fun I wouldn’t know sir well you should be fine now but if you run into any
problems be sure to give me a call well I absolutely will you seemed very good
at what you do as long as I am Alive nobody will ever get that formula the lock hasn’t been tampered wit he was
led back to the cell he couldn’t have just vanished I was right there word yet
on the identity of Lang’s lawyer apparently he used a fake name
yeah thousand cameras in this city right he checked in about 1003 just pull
images for every camera within five blocks of the station starting at 9:30
see if we could trace it back to a car get a plate number I’m on it if we can
teach him how to use the suit then he can teach me how to get through the
security system cubit generates a new combination every 1.5 seconds Scott
broke ass tit because he was able to read the pattern and predict which
combination would come next how did he do that I have no idea and I doubt he
does either maybe he’s an idiot savant we’re just an idiot I’m not sure what he
is but I do know that he needs your help let’s complicated peanut you laughing I
supposed to laugh you welcome to the Pym tech futures lab now
before we start I’d like to introduce a very special guest this company’s
founder and my mentor dr. Hank Pym when I took over this company for dr. Pym I
immediately started researching a particle that could change the distance
between atoms while increasing density and strength imagine the entire freight
of a cargo ship shrunk into a single shipping container imagine working at an
enlarged scale on the most intricately woven biotechnology what if all the
wastes produced by the entire world could fit comfortably within the walls
of this room and this room could fit inside a thimble imagine a soldier size of an insect the
ultimate secret weapon an ant man before I start any job I need to know
all the details all right Darren cross he came to Pym tech believing that I was
once a classified agent known as the ant-man which of course I was for
decades I was sent around the world on covert operations I was his greatest
asset until they try to steal my formula but where she’ll failed and Darren cross
succeeded he created the Yellowjackets an instrument of carnage that cross is
selling to the highest bidder with the fewest morals which in this
case is Mitchell Carson ex-head of defensive shield presently in the
business of toppling governments he always wanted my tech and now unless we
break in and steal the yellowjacket and destroy all the data Darren cross is
gonna unleash chaos upon the world I think our first move should be calling
the Avengers