The Fixies ★ The Bee Plus More Full Episodes ★ Fixies English | Videos For Kids

The Fixies ★ The Bee Plus More Full Episodes ★ Fixies English | Videos For Kids


Can you believe that Fixies are
Such itty-bitty creatures? Even when they’re magnified
It’s hard to see their features. They’re tiny, infinitesimal,
So small it makes you doubt. But if you meet a Fixie, please,
Don’t let their secret out! The Screws Hey! Tom Thomas! What are you thinking about? Huh? For school I have to write an essay
“My Very Best Friend”. I don’t know. Who should I write about? What do you mean who? Aren’t I your closest friend? Of course! How could I forget to write about you?! And you can keep forgetting! That’s our secret, right? Don’t you remember
the promise you made when we met? Sure, how could I forget. What’s wrong with Chewsocka today? Chewsocka! Why are these screws
bothering you so badly? What’s with you? Leave them alone already! Will you just calm down! You’re gonna destroy my plane! Let’s get out of here! What’s going on?! What’s going on?! Hey! If you don’t turn back again I’m not letting you go. Oh, please, don’t be afraid. I’m not gonna hurt you two. I’ll just ask you one question and let you go. Nolik! We can’t! Don’t worry about it. Quit your staring! Ask your question, boy! No way! You can talk! Just… Just tell me who are you? Fixies! That’s all, we answered. Now you… let us out! Wait! But what’s it mean that you’re Fixies? That’s already question number two. You promised to let us out didn’t you? I’m sorry. You can leave now. Simka, it’s fine. I can see from his look that we can trust him. Alright, we’ll tell him. You gotta swear that you don’t tell anyone else. I swear it! Fixies – we’re the little people that live inside of machines
and appliances and take care of them: fixing them, cleaning them and oiling them. Humans never suspect us. They think if something breaks
and then suddenly starts working again, that it happened all by itself. Well nothing happens by itself! It happens because we, the Fixies, are living inside! Yes, without the Fixies, humans would have
so many more problems with their machines! That’s awesome! And so, what are your names? That’s already question number three! You can call me Nolik, and her name is Simka! And my name is Tom Thomas.
Will you come back over? Oh well. I was this close to becoming the first kid
in the whole world who made friends with the Fixies. I thought you guys would never come back over. And we didn’t plan on coming back. But then we thought it would be really great
to be the only Fixies in the whole world who are friends with the only kid in the whole world who is friends with the Fixies! And who has told no one about us! The Fixies do everything they can do
to hide from humans. They are afraid that if humans discovered Fixies, they would hunt them down and capture them, and start keeping them in cages just like pets. And worse than that, they would take them into their laboratories
and start examining them under microscopes! Even conducting scientific experiments on them! Or suppose that humans thought
we’d do all their work for them and so they decided that they didn’t have to
take care of their appliances any longer. Well then, let me tell you this. If humans decided that they didn’t have to
clean or fix their own appliances, then not even the Fixies will be able
to stop them from breaking no matter what they do. That’s why the Fixies
are very smart to hide from humans. OK then, I’ll write about someone else. I have… the very… best friend… ever. Period. When something’s broken, he repairs it. He’s the one and only No.. The one and only Nolan! Fixies go to Fixie schools
And study to be masters. There’s so much they need to learn
To save us from disasters! There isn’t one appliance
That they don’t know about, But if you meet a Fixie, please,
Don’t let their secret out! The Ecotester Are you ready to see my new invention? I just can’t wait to show you what it does. Cool! What is it? An ecotester! And what is it for? This device let’s you check vegetables or fruit, so you’ll know if they’re safe to eat. To grow apples, tomatoes, or melons faster and bigger, people add chemical fertilizers to the soil. But there’s a problem
if too much of these chemical fertilizers is used. When there’s too much of them, the harmful chemicals
get inside the fruits and vegetables, and that makes them very dangerous to eat. An ecotester is a special device that quickly shows
how much of these harmful chemicals have gotten inside of the food. And if the reading is too high,
that means you shouldn’t eat it. As you can see,
the ecotester shows that this apple is good. Well, let’s see. Look. This one is safe too. It’s so not interesting this way. These apples are all safe! Now let me take this delicious apple and… make it bad. We will inject this apple with a harmful amount of nitrates. How come? What do you mean how come?
So we can see how the ecotester works. Woah! Uh-huh! So you see, the ecotester clearly shows this apple is poisoneous and can’t be eaten! Is it only for apples or any kind of fruit? Any fruit or vegetable. I can get a watermelon to show you! Could it really be true
that watermelons can have nitrates too? Of course they can have nitrates. Humans often act without any concern for nature. The waste from factories, airplanes, cars,
and cities causes tremendous damage to nature. Species of plants and animals disappear; air, water and soil become polluted; and many other kinds of ecological problems appear. And human’s shouldn’t think
that ecological problems are just nature’s problems, because when humans harm nature,
they are also harming themselves! People breath in the dirty air, drink polluted water, and eat food grown in soil
contaminated with chemicals. If humans don’t want to drink milk filled with poisons, and they want to eat
ecologically clean fruits and veggies, then they must learn to treat nature as their friend. Why don’t we… test these apples ourselves! Nolik, help me out! It rolled away! I don’t care! That apple is poisoned with nitrates. Oh, apples! Elisa! Don’t eat that! Lisa! Lisa! Elisa! Stop! Please sit down. What? You bit into it? Yes and what? Oh no! It’s poisoned! What? Do you have trouble talking? Oh, yeah. You feel faint? Oh, I’m fainting. Elisa! Hang in there! There’s no poison in that apple she ate. Oh, my assistant! Oh no! I’ve poisoned her! Elisa, please! There was no poison in that apple! Oh, no. He didn’t hear us! What should I do? I know how to make him hear! Hello! It’s an emergency! It’s a case of poisoning! Not me. I poisoned someone! Yes! With an apple! Fire! I mean, poison! Professor, this apple has no poison in it. The bad one rolled away onto the floor! Did it really? This is just fantastic news! Can you see me, Elisa? I can’t see anything! How’s that? I see you! I can see you! – I can see again!
– I have great news! There’s no poison at all in this apple! – Are you sure?
– It’s perfectly fine! Here, take a look. The ecotester shows
that there are no harmful chemicals inside. It’s wonderful news! This is one excellent apple! And nutritious! This appliance of yours is simply wonderful! Now she’ll say he’s a genius. Professor, you are a genius! Thank you for saving my life! It was nothing! Actually, it was Nolik. He saved her life. I did? Dropping the watermelon was your idea, wasn’t it? Ah, you’re right! I saved her life! Can you believe that Fixies are
Such itty-bitty creatures? Even when they’re magnified
It’s hard to see their features. They’re tiny, infinitesimal,
So small it makes you doubt. But if you meet a Fixie, please,
Don’t let their secret out! The Video Call Turn on the camera right away. It’s me – Simka. Just as I expected! Nolik, why aren’t you in school? – School? It started?
– No, but you’ll be late if you don’t hurry! I’m on my way! Simka, is that really your Fixie school? Well, actually, it’s the laboratory
where Professor Eugenius works at. He let’s us have our school here. Who’s that, Simka? Look! Is that the professor? Where? Oh, come on, Tom Thomas! That’s the manipulator! Who? Not who, what. It’s a mechanical arm. For real?! Please show me some of the other things you’ve got! But how can I show you? Come on, with the camera! Computers and tablets are able
to connect with one another through the Internet. That’s why you can talk to another person
on your computer like you’re talking on the phone. And if the computer has a video camera, then it’s possible to send not only sound
through the Internet but video as well. That’s why it’s called a video call. With video calls, it’s possible to talk to your friends, to see them, and to show them
all the things you can see yourself. Alright, take a look. Over here we have… chemistry equipment. And over here… Hey, Tom Thomas! It’s good to see you! Wow! You flew there so fast! Nolik, get out of the way! You’re blocking the view of the lab. I am not blocking the view! Stop it! Go away! You go away! Tom Thomas, what are you watching? Uh… Is it time to turn into screws? Too late. He already spotted us. It’s just a cartoon about these funny little guys. Can I watch with you? Nah, it’s boring, Dad. And I’ve already seen it. Next, that blue guy, he starts jumping. Watch. Now what? I say run. Start jumping! Make it cartoony. And now that red-headed character will sing. Watch! La-la-la-la. La-la-la-la… Then she starts dancing. These guys really are funny. Are here are the super fast moves. That was funny! I gotta get going. That’s all, you can rest. My dad went out! I’ll get you, Tom Thomas! What are you doing over there? Watching a movie. But why on my computer? Sorry, Professor! Yeah. Will you forgive us? So how is it? Any good? Uh-huh! It’s a super funny one! Really? Yeah. You see that boy there? He’s gonna start
waving his arms around like a maniac! He also crows like a chicken. Cock a doodle doo! And now the boy’s gonna go and… and chew paper! I can’t do this all at once! A movie? That’s what we’re watching here, right? People have always been interested in seeing
what’s going on outside of where they are. And with the invention of video transmission, it’s now possible to see
what’s going on almost anywhere. Now, without leaving your home, you can see what’s happening on another street
or even in some far corner of the world. With the help of video calls doctors can help
their colleagues perform complicated surgeries. Teachers give lessons by video, and scientists can take part in videoconferences. With video you can watch
a live theater performance in other country. And even in outerspace an astronaut can feel
right at home just chatting away with friends and family. And it’s not just for astronauts either! Now almost every tablet and phone
here on earth has video in it! Introducing – Tom Thomas! Nice to meet you there, Son! And I’m Professor Eugenius.
So, I guess you’re also a friend of the Fixies? Yeah, only it’s a secret. My friend, that’s a secret the two of us share. And you know, keeping secrets is what friends do. Tideesh! They take care of our machines:
Irons, phones, and toasters, MP3s and TV screens,
Even rollercoasters. Without them clocks stop ticking,
Without them lights go out! But if you meet a Fixie, please,
Don’t let their secret out! The Bee Tom Thomas! Hello. How come you’re eating jam
straight from out of the jar? Because… it tastes so good. Oh, a bee! Shoo! Get out of here! Leave it alone! It’s just a plain old bee. Well, I was bitten by one of those plain old bees once! Tom Thomas! Don’t do it! Go away, you pest! Flies are pests. Bees are very helpful and useful. How can a bee ever help us out? Bees are hard workers. They are constantly collecting nectar from flowers. Flying from flower to flower,
bees transport pollen on their bellies. Thanks to this process of pollination,
flowers produce fruit and seeds. In other words, bees help plants reproduce. The bees use the nectar they collect to make
that delicious sweet honey loved by kids of all ages. And bee honey is not only delicious, it’s also nutritious! So, I’m still afraid of it. What if it bites me? Bees don’t bite by the way, they sting you! Well now I’m gonna show you! Don’t! The bee is the one who should be afraid, you tyrant! Yeah, you let it go, Tyrant! Why are you calling me names? Who’s stopping her? She can fly away if she wants. We need to show her the way out. Well, how? Here little bee! Fly this way! Why don’t you try going… Then what can I say? Chewsocka, don’t move! It will sting you! It doesn’t want to sting. Both of you like eating sweets. You like eating jam, and so does the bee. Why don’t you carry Chewsocka to the window? Go on, fly! No, that’s not going to work. You need to go and get more jam. Here little bee! Yum-yum! Go on and fly! You’re free! Let her eat first, don’t be greedy. I’m not being greedy. If she eats, she can make honey out of your jam. Long ago people could only collect honey
by destroying the nests of wild bees. And that went on until someone
came up with the idea of taming those insects. They started by leaving enough honey for the bees
to survive through the winter. People took care of bees in these hollows until they learned to build
small houses for them called beehives. And a town made of these bee houses
is called an apiary. Bees live and work together
in the beehives making honey while beekeepers take care of the bees
and collect the honey. Bees are real team players. They tell each other where the best flowers grow. Do you know how they do it? One of the bees does a dance and then the rest of the bees watch the dance
and learn where they need to fly. You poor thing! Tom Thomas tired you out. I told you there’s nothing to be afraid of. You see? She is just so nice and kind. I’m not afraid of her. She wouldn’t let me eat my jam, that’s all. Well, now it’s time for you to fly away. Woah, she’s playing rough here! I want to try! No, Nolik. You’re too little. You’ll have to grow to do this job. Woah, woah, woah! Calm down now. Now let’s fly! Hey Simka, the window’s back there! I can see that without you! So how can I get you to turn around? Cool. Hurrah! She’s listening to me! Don’t miss the window! Now! So long, honey bee! Tideesh! Tom Thomas! Do you have any more of that jam left? Yeah, what for? Bring it here. We’ll get more bees to fly in. How come? What do you mean how come? Because it’s my turn for a bee ride!

Bee and PuppyCat Full Series (Ep. 1-10) – Cartoon Hangover

Bee and PuppyCat Full Series (Ep. 1-10) – Cartoon Hangover


*giggles* Hi. Why can’t I ever dream about food? Whaaaa- YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH! *rip* Hey I found a res- recipe! I’ll by- buy the ingredients. Let’s make it if you- you’re free. *phone dings* Ah. That’s… Ha! Puppycat~ Puppycat! Who wants to make a million babies with me? Who wants to make a million babies with me? Who wants to make a million babies with me? There you are. Oh cool, a cicada! They are so cute! *Kissing noises* Go get your helmet. Let’s go to the grocery store. But you look so cute in it… Whoop- *Barking* Hup! This is the perfect time to go to the grocery store because it’s empty. Hmm… *Mumbling* Hey, where are you-FISHCAKES! Oh man, I haven’t had these in- What’s all this stuff? Where’d you find a leather jacket? Well, I don’t know how you’re gonna buy all that stuff if you left your money at home. Why don’t you go put that back? *flop* Uhhh, we are getting close to my cash limit… -only have 56 dollars. That’ll be $55 even. YEHEA! Get a gum! Hello. Hey, hi. I got all the stuff we need to make this recipe I found in a magazine. Who’s this, Bee? Puppycat! Wow, It makes funny noises for a, uh… Wait. Is it a cat? or a, or a dog-og? Well, he looks like a cat I guess, but like… Smell. Whoa, dog smell. Yeah… Very cute. Puppycat, can you pass me those… Um, well… That’s not what we wanted but that’s okay, we can work with this. I like your salt shaker. That’s okay. We can work with this. Aack… Deckard? DECKARD! That’s ok, we can work with this! Uh uh uh uh uh… Uh… Are you guys still wearing your pajamas? It’s almost noon. *burp* Oh! Hi, Cas! You’re home early. I finished my coding early. What are you guys trying to do? We’re trying to make this recipe I found. Deckard, why aren’t you at work? Uh, I-I, I call- I called in sick. Can? I? have? one? Go ahead. Awesome! If you wanted to fool around in the kitchen, you could have just gone to work. You’re a prep cook. I wanted to try a new recipe I, I… I make the same thing at the restaurant every day. Have you heard back from that culinary school yet? Well, um- *gasp* You’re going to culinary school? Ehh… I applied to one but it’s off the island and… ughh. I can’t even cook a simple res- reyesipee- recipe… Recipe Reh-si-pe. We can still finish it! Haha… nah, I- Didn’t want to say anything, but we’re missing… uh, an ingredient. *yelling* I have to go to the bathroom crazy bad! She… takes her cat to the bathroom? It smells like a dog. You smell like a dog. You look like a dog. Ha ha ha ha ha ha, haha ha. *cracks knuckles* Augh… I used the last of my money, on gum? Now we can’t go back to the store to buy the missing ingredient because of this STUPID GUM! *angry chewing noises* *heavy breathing, more chewing* Puppycat, please? Help me. If you can get us a quick temp job I will let you keep all the money left over after we get that ingredient. And~ I’ll get a leather jacket for you…! Come on… bark like a dog! Stop! Agh, Ugh Woof! Woof woof! *grunting, laughing* Puppycat! Don’t look!! *angry chewing noises* Boop boop! Tempbot, don’t look! Ugh.. Okay, now you can look. Hey, I haven’t seen you guys in a while. Oh, you guys smell good. Like home-cooked food. And, home-burnt food. Tempbot, stop, we don’t have a lot of time. We just came from the bathroom- Eww, you touched my face. Wait, did you wash your hands? There was no time to wash hands. We need quick cash! Eww… Okay, I’ve got a simple temp job on file on Jelly Cube Planet. No one’s wanted to do it for some reason. Hold still for uniform assignment! Boooo! Extra pockets~ Whoa! Magic pockets! *buh-da-buh* You guys need me to hail you a transport? No time, lets go. Ugggh… you run so slow. You might as well not have legs- ahh! Ah? Ooh! Where is… my gum…? Ahh… Are you two here to- Yeah, we’re here for the temp thing. What do we have to do? On the opposite side of my… sweet, jiggly planet, on top of my whipped cream puddle, is a beautiful… sugared… cherry. Okay, you want it or something? Okay, here I go. Puppycat, stay here, your legs too short to run fast. Aaaahhh!!! Auuughh…. hahaha… Ah! Ow, get off! Bee’s been in the bathroom for a while now. Who cares. Deckard, don’t you think it’s weird that she hasn’t grown up yet? She’s just having a hard time finding a job that suits her. We aren’t all born computer experts. That’s not what I mean. Look, I saw your acceptance letter. Ha, oh, snooping! Who’s not grown up now? I know you like Bee. And I know she likes you too. But if she found out that you’re avoiding your future because you’re sitting around looking for excuses to mother her, I think she’d feel bad about that. Oh… it looks like that snake likes you. He he he. Well, maybe it’s just hungry. That cherry is the only source of nourishment for my animals. No, there’s no need to do that. The chariot is merely a vehicle to transport the fertilizer to grow my true crops. Oh… well, she is the fertilizer. *panting* Ah… guh. Oh, very pretty~ Huh? Puppycat! My gum!! Puppycat, look out! Oh jeez, you’re… heavy. Haha, man, you got – waah? What? No time! Gimme my gum! *kissing noises, disgusted growl* *aggressive chewing noises* Stupid trick cherry. Stupid pockets. Stupid, stupid, stupid! Stupid gum! *spits* And… from the sacrifice of one, a bounty of life springs forth. For as the lamb is laid in the soil, the flesh may rot. But the soul… nurtures the crop. *punch* YOU TURN PEOPLE INTO PET FOOD?! You’re here? And yet my livestock feeds? My innocent animals! Do not punish them for my indiscretion. Alright, look. I killed your stupid cherry thing but this gum I have- oh, it works better than people. Well, my payment was supposed to be the sweet release of death and a permanent home for the soul. Shut up. I’m taking this. If you didn’t have all these animals… I’d murder you. Waaahhhh! Oh! The sweetness of… gum… *nom* Hello? Oh. We got back late. Ha ha! Awesome~! Hm? Ah! Ehhhh… Hey, let’s go. I know, I promised you a leather jacket, but since we didn’t get paid, I had to kind of recycle one… Heh, okay! Open your eyes. Ooh, it’s my old jacket from when I was a baby! Uh, yeah, ‘cus it’s a surprise… You’re welcome~ Running makes me tired. Ahh… Oh, man this salad looks good. What did you get? It’s yogurt. That’s all you’re having for lunch? *thinking* Soon it will be cheese. Soon it will be cheese. Well, if you want some of my salad you can have it. *gasp* Thank you Pretty Patrick… *crunching* Hm… hmm hm hm h-hm. We’ll be back to the Pretty Patrick Lunchtime marathon after the break! Ahh man… I love this show! Stay tuned! We’re playing every episode of Pretty Patrick Lunchtime! Leading up to a special new episode where we reveal! Pretty Patrick’s! Favorite food! Ooh, I gotta know, I gotta know! *knocking at door* Touch my hair. Yeah, okay- aah… That’s toilet water. Eww. I haven’t seen you in a while, Cardamon. How’s school? It’s okay. How’s your mom? Still sleeping. Your toilet is leaking into my toilet. I’ll fix it for you. Oh, you don’t have to do that. Of course I do. I’m your landlord now. We’re not supposed to have pets in the building. Well, he… pays rent. Soft. Also fat. Come watch TV with us! There’s a new special episode of Pretty Patrick Lunchtime at 9:00! I can’t. It’s my job to fix your toilet problems. I need more room to work. Oh, okay. More room. Back up further. Further. This is as far as we can go. *sighs* Come on, Puppycat. Let’s go find a TV. Geh, I don’t like water. Homie? Homie. Homie? I guess the best bet’s a cafe. There’s a lot of them! One’s gotta be playing the pretty Patrick Lunchtime marathon. Cleavage, dude. Let’s go!! Ahhh! Cleavage? Cleavage, dude? Hmm… *yelling* Popsicle cleavage? Ugghh. Hot dog clea- Hmmmm! Ice- cream- clea- *shrieking* None of these places are playing the show we like. I don’t like telling people what to do. Hmm. I like that we like the same show, Puppycat. If I could, I’d buy us our own cafe. We could watch pretty Patrick Lunchtime all day. Deckard could work there. And Cas could program some kind of anti-breaking toilet so when Cardamon visits, he won’t have to fix it. Ah! Ah! Ah! Money! Tempbot! Tempbot’s a huge TV! Ahh… Ugh… I got sand in my suit. We just gotta go over there- and ask Tempbot to just- let us hang out! And let us watch her until the new episode of Pretty Patrick Lunchtime comes on at 9:00! Butt cleavage? Yay. Yeah, cool. What? What? No… cleavage? *heavy breathing* *grunting* Why does it get so hot? Too many hot dogs… *splash* Yeah! Ya got it! I hate water! I hate water! I hate water! Ha! Not just me, also cats! Are you… hungry? Yeah. I know. Ha ha, yeah you could! *reels fishing pole line* Why. Hello, Puppycat. Hello, Bee. My two chubby babies. How you both today? Are you ready for some temp work? Shhh. We just need you to be a TV for a few hours. Do you have a remote? Oh. *laughing* No. You gotta work. Wait! But… When does he get an outfit?! Transporting you to Cathead Planet! Aaaahh! Aaaahh! *choking noises* Have fun, little flapjacks! A cafe… I worked at a cat cafe before. Wow…! Fancy! Fancy! Puppycat, why is there so much fabric in the crotch? There’s a lot. But cats hate water though. *yells loudly* Uh-oh. Awwwww! A new cafe pet! So cute. Would you like a pastry? Oh, hell yeah! It’s made out of fish. Eeeeehhh… *gasp* Wait. Do I get to be a cat?! Yeah! Of course! Usually we have a bunch of different pets to fawn over, but you’re the only one today. Do you have a TV? Why yes, we do! You’re all so nice! Come on, Puppycat! Let’s go watch Pretty Patrick Lunchtime! Do you have everything you need? Yes, thanks. *laughing* I can’t see. *burp* Awwwwww… *cackling* We now return to the Pretty Patrick marathon. Awoo!!! Oh. They forgot to leave out the tomatoes. Do you want it? *retching noises* Ugh… he’s so gross-looking. Your body… is terrible! You’re not cute enough to be a pet here. Shh, Puppycat, I’m trying to listening to Patrick. Quit harassing our pet! They are winter pajamas, but it’s also a dinosaur costume. Pumpkin pie, rhubarb pie, blueberry pie, apple pie… …bear pie? Raspberry pie, blackberry pie… *gasp* Your coat! It’s ruined! It’s okay. It’s no big deal. I’m always messy at home. Looks like we’re gonna have to clean you up. You’re gonna lick me?! Ah, wait! So who’s gonna lick me? We don’t clean with tongues here. Silly, we’re in a bathhouse. We’re gonna dump you in a bath! Oh, what! Oh, no no no. Ohh, no no no no no. No, nooo!! No! NO WATER! Just lick me you jerks! We don’t do that anymore! No water! Ah! Aaaaaahhh!! Puppycat! Aaahhh! There you are! Ah! Come here! What? You didn’t see of it? I’m sorry. I was too busy eating to pay attention to you. I’m the worst pet owner ever. Huh? Puppycat? *retching noises* Oh g-d, we need baths. *sigh* Our toilet is fixed. No cleavage. Ohh, we just missed the new episode… huh. Oh, little giraffe? Dear Bee- I taped that show you wanted to watch. Oh, yes! Did you hear that, Puppycat? Oh. I don’t know why you’d want to watch a show where a guy just eats a pile of mashed potatoes, but I am not one to judge. Spoilers. *soft snorting* Initiating payment. ♪ Don’t be sad, I’m still your dad, I’d be there if I could ♪ ♪ I sure hope that you’re not broke ♪ ♪ and everything’s been running good ♪ ♪ I’ll always be in your memory ♪ ♪ but today I just wanna say ♪ ♪ way to go at keeping on going ♪ ♪ have a happy birthday ♪ Oh, hey. It’s my birthday! I’m trying to get my birthday candy out of my dad box. Well, it’s a box… my dad made me. See, you check this out. I love you, Bee. I love you, Bee. Puppycat is cute. Puppycat is cute. *random noises* *dadbox repeats noises* *laughing* Gross… Yeah, so I wouldn’t be lonely on my birthday. Every year on my birthday, dadbox gives me a candy. Ah! Finally. I find something in the couch to eat , and then I nap- -until I get a headache. Yeah… Well, me and Dad had kind of a thing we did. It involves leaving the apartment though. *screeching* Yeah? Let me get my raincoat. Here you go. Rain boots! This is where we used to go every year for my birthday. It looks different! Ah! Augh! Let’s go inside. *boards clattering* After you, milady. Why are you walking like that? *bells jingle* Oh, my dad made some of these games! Oh. Hmm. Aww, sorry. *kissing noise* *machines power up, music* Hello! Welcome to Glitch Gorge! Let’s play some games! Which hamster can kiss the best? Move it, shake it: hamster. I’m gonna kiss that hamster so hard you’re not gonna know what- I’m gonna babysit these kids so good you’re not gonna know what- I’m gonna fill up so many workspace water coolers you’re not gonna know- *cawing* Oh, this is the best game! My dad came up with it when I got sick. It used to be in our apartment. I played it non-stop. *laughs* But he moved it out when I stopped going outside. Let’s play! Here. Uhh… oh! Maybe the rest of these are candy. Oh, yeah. Oh, they’re candy. Mmm. Oh well, let’s go home. Well, yeah. What…? I don’t want to work on my birthday. Can you say that more birthday-y? Wow, I didn’t think you’d do that. This one. Insert coin. Adventure awaits. Help me fill my dark heart with stars. Yeah… Yeah! This is gonna be awesome! Insert coin. Woah! This is one of my more fun birthdays. Yeah, even though I’m gonna go work. Waah! My photograph! Woah. That was close. *sighs, laughs* I feel kind of bad having so much fun on my birthday. *laughs* Hmm… Incoming. Uh, hi Tempbot. Oh. Puppycat. And the other one. You don’t look very happy today. No, I’m fine. It’s just my birthday isn’t turning out like it usually does. I’m supposed to be sleeping all day, but we tried to go play video games, and- Oh. I have a video game job for you. Maybe there will be cake. Open up, open up, open up! Let’s go! Bleeh… Clouds… Hey, wait for me! Hmm. Hm. Huh. You’ve played this game? (male voice) Wait, don’t help me. I wanna beat this on my own. Cloud World… our world. For centuries, we lived a peaceful life. Our hope for getting back our peaceful lives was almost gone, when suddenly- A hero arrived! What’s going on? Ah, there you are! The prophecies were true. Yeah, they were. And what is your name, great hero? I gotta fart! What a beautiful name! And what is your sidekick called? Let me choose Puppycat, please. It’s my birthday. Barf! A true heroic name. Elder! Elder! What is it young Tom? It’s the eye, Elder. It’s staring again. Yes, I know. It’s been there for centuries. The thing is it’s really creepy! Makes my skin crawl… Yeah, so, I gotta fart. You have to destroy the eye. It’s your quest. Aww, this sounds like a really hard job. It’s like destroying a whole planet. I want to do something easy. It’s my birthday, you know. Yeah! Side quests! Or- or whatever. I got a side quest for you. Can you hand me that shovel? I could try. What…? Woah. This side quest was perfect. And I was good at it. Yeah. That was an A+. Ten out of ten. Seriously, that was great. Now about the main quest- Are there any more side quests? Sure! You can solve them first if you like. Could you deliver this to my girlfriend? I mean, fiancée? I can do that! I can do that really well! You can trust me with your- big meat. This meat has a bone in it. Should I give that that to her too? What kind of meat is this? Here I go! Yes! Thank you! *yelling* Puppycat, these people need me. I’m the only one that can help them. Okay! See you soon! Ah, the legendary Barf in my honky-tonk? What would you like, sugar? Ha ha! How do you like my gear? Um, well… I’m gonna definitely do it. Once I’m all done with all the side quests. I just wanna make sure I’m so powerful that there’s no way I’ll fail. Puppycat… *thinking* Why is this happening to me? Dad… I know I’m an adult now, but… I haven’t had a good birthday since you’ve been gone until today. I usually try to sleep to avoid thinking about it. I’m having fun now, though, even though I miss you. *laughing, speaks* Puppycat! Your shoulders are so hard! Like stale bread! Elder, the eye is winking at me. Woah! Our hero did it! Everyone, cheer! I gotta fart and Barf! I gotta fart and Barf! I gotta fart and Barf! I gotta fart and Barf! See? Isn’t this game great? And that’s just the tutorial! Yeah, it’s great. Now let’s go. You’re meeting my parents today. Ugh. Okay, you ready? *Music plays* *phone ringing* *alarm ringing* Deckard…? Hmm… Deckard! Rent’s due. Will you deliver it for me? I gotta finish up coding this program today. Catch. *laughs* Sorry. Do you like doing this computer stuff? I’m good at it. Yeah, but do you like it? I like money. Go pay rent. And drop this off in the mail, too. Did you fill out my cooking school acceptance form? I told you I didn’t know if I was gonna go or not. *cracking, crunching noises* Oh… hey… you. Toast! My name is Toast! Uhhh… sorry? Don’t play stupid, Castaspella! She knows your full name? I can’t believe our parents named us after wizards. But wizards are cool! Your sister with her mom hair was the lowest ranked wrestler in our women’s wrestling cult. Wait, you said you were like, ranked. 12. Yes. Out of 12. And I was ranked 11! Safely not worst. Oh, yeah. Toast. *laughing* But when you left, you forced me to take your place as the most pathetic wrestler! The only thing I’ve ever wanted was to be the strongest. And now that I’m ranked last… *crying* Toast… I have been bar-hopping! Learning wildman fighting techniques from drunks so lost in the fog of their own mistakes that they can commune with devils who live in the periphery of suffering! Ah, I don’t have time for this. I have to finish scripting this program before Monday or I won’t be able to buy groceries. *Toast rambling* Get out of here, man. You! *Toast continues rambling* Hey, no biting! No biting! I’m gonna punch you and talk about my ex-wife! No biting!! Yes, biting. *growling* I have! To finish this freelance! *grunting* This is great! I haven’t paid rent on time in forever. Cardamon is gonna be so excited. Oh. Can you get down the stairs? Come on, you can do it. Come on! You gonna keep trying? Very impressive. Hey, Deckard! *panting, barking* Oh, you’re paying rent too? *out of breath* Uh-huh. Whose dog is that? I don’t know. Doggy! So cute… No hitting! *growling* Uh, I think that dog is choking on your hair. *loud cawing* They look like they might start pooping. I’m not scared of poop. Oh, they’re done! All those years of docile nature. All those wasted years. And now my true bloodlust has awakened. You! How DARE you enter the sanctuary of my mind? You just want to bite and mess everything up too? Perfect. Together, we can ruin everyone’s good time. They look so happy. Maybe they’re salmon- sam- mol- soulmates. *sighs* You’re so clumsy, Sticky. *grunts, sneezes* Come on, Sticky. This seems to be a popular show. Today, we’re making origami. First, line up the paper… and… fold it in half… Now carefully make sure the edges line up. Now, we’ll make the final fold. And it’s mashed potato…? Origami? *machines beeping* ♪ She was away from home and lost in the night ♪ ♪ Her place was far too far away to find ♪ ♪ He was alone and happy to see someone new ♪ ♪ He said it’s nice to spend the night with you ♪ ♪ Nobody told me ♪ ♪ It would be lonely ♪ ♪ Maybe we’re going where we’re supposed to be ♪ ♪ He said come with me I’ll take you back ♪ ♪ Even though it will surely make me sad ♪ ♪ She said maybe we’ll be together soon ♪ ♪ Remember me and take all this with you you ♪ ♪ Nobody told me ♪ ♪ It would be lonely ♪ ♪ Where are we going? ♪ ♪ Feels like I’m frozen ♪ ♪ He was’t scared, he was terrified ♪ ♪ He was alone, he was sure he was gonna die alone ♪ ♪ He felt a tear and he multiplied ♪ ♪ He let go and it felt kinda like he was going home ♪ *knocking on door* We are here to pay rent! An envelope and everything. And it’s not in coins. *sneezes* Cardamon! Are you sick? Deckard could make you a soup. Yeah, or tea? Iced tea. No, wait that’s… stupid. No, thank you. Or I could get you a blanket? No, thanks. Or some eckanaide. Eschanai- Echinacea! Some vitamin C? Or milk? A neti pot? How about a scarf? A mitten? Two mittens? Can I borrow your pet? I don’t have a- oh, Puppycat? Errmm… sure. Let me just- I’ll be right back. Uh, here’s my rent. I don’t know who you are. Come on, Puppycat. Just hang out with him for a while. That’s all he wants! But- Just look at him He’s sick. I’m in room 101? Usually one of my brothers gives you the money? And his mom’s not around. So cold, Puppycat. So cold. Like a monster. In winter. *distantly* It’s time for Pretty Patrick Lunchtime Hour! Oh hey, it’s you! It’s always so nice running into you. Me? I’ve got some fried rice today. Just using up some of the leftovers. See you later… Oh, hey, I’ve got an extra napkin- do you want it? Stay here. Kiss each other. Go on a date. Good thing I had that napkin. You’ve got something on your face~ It’s your wedding day. Now you’re getting married. So I guess he’s gonna borrow Puppycat for a while. You want to go to your place? Maybe we can try to make soup. Eh, nah. My sister has a friend over. Up! Man, you’re strong. Oh, whoops. I’d say let’s make soup at my place, but I don’t have a kitchen. Yeah, how does that work? It’s why my rent’s so cheap. Can I show you something? Like what? It’s around back. I think you’re gonna like it. It’s almost food. *laughing* How’d you miss a giant dump… ster… *cough* Come down. She’s been asleep for a long time. I read in a book that only a prince can wake up a sleeping princess. I thought if I helped you fall in love with Sticky, then I would be acting like a prince. Then maybe my mom would wake up. Have you ever been in love, Puppycat? I planted all kinds of things I could use for cooking. Uhh, there’s a bunch of recipes that I want to try with like, homegrown herbs and vegetables. So I just, like, found some packets lying around? And I- and I planted them. So they’re edible? Yeah! And I sort of, like, kind of tried cross-pollinating them, I think, with uh- Hey… They taste bad? Wait, you can tell me if they’re bad. What? What’s wrong? Hey. Hey! Nothing’s wrong. *muffled* They’re really good. You missed the dumpster. Why are you trying to throw this out? Cas filled it out for me. I don’t even want to go. I like my job. I like living here. Do you want me to leave? Puppycat! Up we go. Got it? Oh geez. Oh, you’re crushing me. It’s like your bones are made of metal. So you got stuck in the window, huh? I did that once. It happens, trust me. Give me your paws. Aw, I was wearing chapstick. Hey, we can just transport out of here with this temp job. Deckard? Huh? Hey! I’m sorry, I’m sorry! *yelling* Wha-?? Deckard? Bee! Bee! Deckard!!! Deckard! Wait. Everything is going to be okay. What’s happening? We are floatin’ down What’s that?? A big TV! Hi, Bee. Where’s Puppycat? Wha??? What does this have to do with-? I’m sorry! I thought Puppycat and I would be transported, not you. Like soul binding or something. I can’t process this. My brain isn’t letting me… I- even if you were right- if you disappeared off my shoulders- I would’ve lost my mind. I’m sorry… I didn’t think that far ahead.. It’s okay. I’m feeling good today. So I’m gonna burn you up. AH! Stop it, Tempbot! Ah. Okay, whatever. Who’s ready? For a baking assignment. She was gonna kill us! Just you. Well, I haven’t baked in a while. I can always smell the food cooking in your house. What? Cooking is different from baking Wow. Awww! Matching aprons, just like when we worked together. Before you got fired. Heh, fired. That’s a weird word. *laughing* Wha- no, it’s not! You’re still in here? You didn’t have to use the bathroom at all, did you? AAAH! Ugh! Where are we? Looks like… a bowling ball with no holes? And a bakery? Wait… Waaaaaait… nevermind. Hey, you’re right! Kind of? There you are! Oh man! I’ve been waiting so long for you guys. I gotta go real bad. I’ve been holding it so long- for awhile now. Okay, months, maybe. What- what day is it? I have to go now- maybe I have to go in 15 minutes. No, maybe 50 minutes- So, what do you need us to do? I need you to manage my business while I’m using the bathroom. Just make sure my worker is doing his job right. Please. I don’t trust him to be alone. He’s a little bit craziness, huh? Louie! Yes, sir? These two are in charge. Do everything they say. I’m going to the next planet over to use their bathroom. Don’t destroy the kitchen while I’m gone. Okay? Of course! Anything you s- Yeah, yeah, okay… He really is a nice person. Once you get to know him. Woah, what are you- can I try? Well, you’re a bit small… but okay! I haven’t tried baking in forever. Man! Man! Man. Oh, man. Wow! Deckard, you really are good at this. A perfect jam-filled donut. Thank you, Mr. Deckard. Now, we take the donut through the black hole to be delivered. That looks so cool! Can I give it a try? Of course. Would you like to try? Oh, I’m no good at baking. Well, what are you good at? Uhh… I dunno, nothing? Eating? Eating is good. I make these for eating. I don’t sleep. I spend all day making them. I put all my hopes and dreams into them. And I wait until someone on the other side of the black wish hole wants one. Sometimes they give me a thank-you gift, and sometimes they don’t. Huh? Are you okay? Oh man, my boss is gonna be so mad. *laughing* Are you stronger than me? I finished my donut! Let’s send it out. Haha, yes sir! *crashing noises* Well, okay. Time to go. Deckard!! Louie! Thanks for being so nice to me. No one’s ever bandaged my finger before- *cracking and snapping* *electrical buzzing & snapping* *crashing* *groans* *thud* *cracking noise* Haha, woah. *Burp* *electrical buzz* *electrical buzz* *sizzle* You guys! How could you let him do this to me?! Aahhh!! *crying noise* *burps, laughs* Hey. I turned in my Cooking Prince Academy application. Oh man, really? That’s- wait, are you going now? Yeah, I figure I want to get a feel for… living on my own before school starts. Well, say goodbye to everyone before you leave. Hey, Deckard’s leaving for school! *Deckard groaning* You’re not wearing pajamas! Are you not depressed anymore? :O He’s still depressed. He’s just depressed in pants. What, really? You can be depressed in pants. Ah! Let me go! I’m gonna depress your chest cavity! *knock on door* *electronic buzz* Wait, what happened to your- *laughs* Uhh, I don’t know. Oh! I almost forgot. Will you give this to Bee? *sneezes* Hello? Oh, hey. Oh *laughs* I guess there’s a lot of stuff we don’t know about each other. Lavender. Wait, no- pink. Wait, like, a light blue? Seals. *laughs* They’re so chubby. Like dog mermaids. Everything. I don’t know. Everything? Is that an answer? Everything. And now, a special look at Bee and Puppycat: Lazy in Space. Coming in 2019.

“Birthday Game” (Ep. 5 & 6) – Bee and PuppyCat – Cartoon Hangover

“Birthday Game” (Ep. 5 & 6) – Bee and PuppyCat – Cartoon Hangover


Don’t be sad, I’m still your dad I’ll be there if I could I sure hope that you aren’t broke and everything’s been running good I’ll always be in your memory. But today I just want to say Way to go and keep it on going Have a happy birthday It’s my birthday I’m trying to get my birthday candy out of my dad box Well, it’s a box my dad made me See you check this out, “I love you bee” Puppy cat is cute Gross Yeah, so I wouldn’t be lonely on my birthday Every year on my birthday, dad box gives me candy I find something in my couch to eat and I nap until I get a headache Yeah Well, me and Dad had kind of a thing we did It involves leaving the apartment though Yeah, let me get my raincoat Here you go, rain boots This is where we used to go every year for my birthday It looks different Let’s go inside After you, milady Why are you walking like that? My dad made some of these games Hmm Sorry Let’s play some games I’m gonna kiss that hamster so hard You’re not gonna know what I’m gonna babysit these kids so good You’re not gonna know what I’m gonna fill up so many work space water coolers you’re not gonna know… This is the best game My dad came up with it when I got sick. It used to be in our apartment. I played it non-stop But he moved it out when I stopped going outside Let’s play Here Oh Maybe the rest of these are candy. Yeah, oh, they’re candy (Mmm) Well, let’s go home Well, yeah What? I don’t want to work on my birthday Can you say that more birthday- Wow, I didn’t think you’d do that this one Insert coin. Adventure awaits. Help me fill my dark heart the Stars Yeah Insert coin. This is one of my more fun birthday Yeah, even though I’m gonna go work Whoa, that was close. I feel kinda bad having so much fun on my birthday Incoming. Hi, Tempbot Puppy cat and the other one. You don’t look very happy today No, I’m fine. It’s just my birthday isn’t turning out like it usually does I’m supposed to be sleeping all day, but we tried to go play video games and- Oh, I have a video game job for you. Maybe there will be cake Open up! Open up! Open up! Let’s go. Clouds Hey! Wait for me You played this game? Wait, don’t help me. I want to beat this on my own Cloud World Our World For centuries, we lived a peaceful life. Our hope for getting back our peaceful life was almost gone When suddenly… A hero arrived There you are The prophecies were true Yeah they were and what is your name, great hero? What a beautiful name and what is your sidekick called? Let me choose puppycat, please It’s my birthday BARF! A true heroic name Elder, elder! What is it, young Tom It’s The Eye elder it’s staring again Yes, I know It’s been there for centuries The thing is, it really creepy makes my skin crawl (Shivering) Yeah, so I Gotta Fart. You have to destroy the eye. It’s your quest. This sounds like a really hard job. It’s like destroying a whole planet. I want to do something easy. It’s my birthday, you know Yeah side quests… Or whatever I have a side quest for you Could you hand me that shovel? I can try Whoa Side quest was perfect and I was good at it. Yeah, that was an a-plus ten out of ten Seriously, that was great Now about the main quest… Are there any more side quests? Sure, you can solve them first if you like Could you deliver this to my girlfriend? I need fiancée! I can do that. I can do that really well. You can trust me with your big meat. This meat has a bone in it check you that to her to cut meat. What kind of meat is this Here I go Yes, thank you~ Puppycat these people need me. I’m the only one that can help them Okay, see you soon The legendary BARF in my monkey Tom, would you like sugar How do you like my gear Um, well I’m gonna definitely do it Once I’m all done with all the side quests I just wanna make sure I’m so powerful that there’s no way I’ll fail Puppycat… Why is this happening to me? Dad, I know I’m adult now, but… Haven’t had a good birthday since you’ve been gone until today. I usually try to sleep to avoid thinking about it. I’m having fun now You know, I miss you Puppycat, your shoulders are so hard like stale bread Elder, The Eye is winking at me Whoa our hero did it! Everyone, cheer! Is on this game great and that’s just the tutorial Yeah, it’s great Now let’s go You’re meeting my parents today Okay, you ready? And now a special look at beam puppycat lazy in space coming in 2019

Medicine from Bees: Royal Jelly, Propolis, Pollen and Manuka Honey

Medicine from Bees: Royal Jelly, Propolis, Pollen and Manuka Honey


My name is Goran. I’m a third generation
beekeeper on Solta, a small island in Dalmatia. Eighty-five years the bees be in my family. Originally my whole family came from Split. My grandpa came here with the first ferry. He decided to come with the bees. He finds some owner, he asked, “Can I bring 20 beehives?” and owner says, “Yes” and after few years my grandpa and my father start to buy the land, built a little house for bees,
then we built a little room for sleeping. My grandpa start 1934 in 20th century with bees and I hope so my son be fourth generation. Bees are too important for us.
Without bees, we die. I always start presentation with this
picture. My grandpa, my father, and me 1970 in Split. They teach me everything what I
know right now. I’m not beekeeper because of school. I am a beekeeper because of
experience and family job. I hope so you don’t afraid because bees is very nice animal. Behind the picture of my family it’s bees. Some children wrote me, “Goran, thank you. Before I came to your place, I (was) afraid of bees. After your presentation, I don’t afraid of the bees.” This small community present normal beehive. This honey came from all six continents
because this is a part of mission, “Give Bees A Chance.” Next year I probably make a new shell because a lot of honey came. When I collect 500 jars, maybe next two
years, I (will) organize the contest here. I call during the winter my friends and we
open every jar and we test. Before five years every bees be here, 200 boxes. Forget the pool, forget everything. Only bees here. Bees never sting my
children, never. They play all around, but I must move the bees right now because a lot of guests is here. We try to put here Lavender, Sage and Rosemary. You know,
domestic plants for the bees, not some plant from other continent. Slovenia beekeeper have a tradition to paint, but only first side, but I go with this boxes to our elementary school and I prayed, “Children,
please make me picture”, and they make me picture. This is my grandpa’s centrifuge
and old, maybe 70 years, is the same procedure you know. Always is the same
procedure. We must remove the bees. It’s approximately 2 pound of honey. Before we put the frame in centrifuge we must remove the wax covering. I turn around, honey go outside. I open the pipe and honey go out. The big pieces of wax stay in the filter. In
a few days the little pieces of wax going up. I pick up the pieces of wax and sell
to the people. Very simple. I need to collect always more than honey because a lot of beekeeper only collect honey. Honey it’s one of the six products. Honey,
pollen and propolis came from nature. Other three; royal jelly, beeswax, bee poison. A beekeeper collect the poison because pharmacy industry use the poison for
medicine. Young worker bees produce royal jelly. She eat royal jelly. If you want to
build your immunity system with the best food from the beehive, please buy royal
jelly. I collect from the bottom of the Queen cell royal jelly and I put directly
in the deep freezer. One gram per day it’s enough and you build your immunity
system and you’ll be full of energy. A lot of people never heard about propolis.
Bees collect sap and produce propolis. I put in one liter pharmacy alcohol. At thirty days, I mix it. After thirty days I filter it and final product I put in the jar. If you cut your skin. Alcohol operate it and propolis make a film. You don’t need antibiotic cream or bandage or whatever. If you have the cold
sore or before flu you feel something in your throat, sometimes propolis help. Pollen it’s a better product. You have heavier pollen allergy one little teaspoon every
day and you build your immunity system. If you eat one little teaspoon every day,
local, your heavier be less. Two pieces are two pieces of pollen. When I put the
pollen trap she must pass through this tiny hole, pollen falling down, and every
evening I collect pollen. This pollen came directly from freezer. And this is a 50% pollen 50% honey. This pollen stay outside because honey protect the pollen.
This pollen must go in the deep freezer. Every beekeeper says, “My honey’s the best in the world.” I’m a beekeeper, but I’m not stupid
beekeeper. This is good honey but the best honey in the world came
from New Zealand. This honey a lot of hospital use. They put directly Manuka
honey on the bedsores with some bandages. The scientists discover inside it’s
super antibacterial ingredients and please if you want to have one jar
please order directly from New Zealand. A lot of people make mistake. If you put
honey in hot tea, if you cook with honey, you kill the best part inside. A lot of
people have never heard about some of the products and this is a good chance to
speak with the audience and say something. We make a mission here and
right now I have a chance to talk. The bees are pollinating more than 60% fruit and vegetable. We lose the bees definitely 15-20 percent per year and this is not problem of Croatia, Great Britain or Alaska. This is a world problem, global. It’s a lot of reasons; little parasites, modern agricultural, pesticide,
insecticide, bees flying near mobile phone towers. This is a problem and thank God I have a lot of chance on the island Solta to speak about it. If you live in New York, if yo u live in Berlin, if you live in little city, visit a local beekeeper. It’s easy to go to the shop, to supermarket, and buy honey from the shop. But they care about profit and I respect, but they don’t care about pollination. You must care about pollination and please visit local beekeeper. This is the
first step. If you have a garden in front of your house bees love flowers like
Rosemary, Sage, Lavender or whatever. If you be enough brave start with two
beehive in your garden. Call your local beekeeper association. They must give you a mentor for free. You must buy a few books, you must go to the internet and
educate, but one season it’s enough to your mentor teach you the basic stuff
about bees. After one year you will be ready to be beekeeper alone without
mentor.

QI | How To Save A Dying Bee

QI | How To Save A Dying Bee


You know when you find a bee and it’s crawling on its last legs, you give it honey It’s the only thing they eat makes sense when you think about it No point just talking to it! Give it honey They’re very much a one-recipe species I’m sorry, I’m intrigued because I would I gently give it the sole of my shoe Not to be harsh but you know You would stand on a struggling, crawling bee?? Well what, what? As opposed to rehabilitating it? I like honey on my porridge, you murderer! We depend on bees, we need the bees Okay, so in Future I should lure the bee back I like I Do I get a syringe of Honey Just A tiny amount of Honey I don’t I don’t feel Easy to see leave it with the Honey Don’t Tread [on] it it Should [be] Plenty fans that you Should be Arrested Excuse me you know, we’re in A hive Isn’t it true though that a bee in its entire lifetime makes an absolutely tiny amount of honey? Overall, I mean just a minute amount that you don’t have to give much rehabilitating honey to this one bee before the Nation – the World – is making a net loss I mean it’s useless, if you only get one teaspoon of honey from a whole Bee’s lifetime and every time we have to get it back on its feet, it takes a teaspoon and a half suddenly there’s no honey at all! This is more honey than this bee has seen in its life! You’re insulting it ! It’s like showing a very tired mason a whole cathedral! Well let’s let’s Say that You’re in Between our? Allen and Daraa so like allen You want to Help the big and it but like dari you, also want to kill kill kill What you can do is you get what I would turn too much Honey and you See the [bee] and you poor Martin? Hear Me out all right okay then, you Watch him die A slow Accession Yeah I can Yes i’ve now Heard you out [Yeah] that’s No Better, no? Worse than what I did [yeah] you May know Yeah I am Beyond You’re getting a kick out it let’s Forget Only to be ironically What’s the Money you Can T deal With? Me now very Good, well Thank you [for] that Interesting Fierce and I think Productive Debate Please With that we’re Gonna Move on now but the best

Ant-Man and the Wasp CHALLENGE with Paul Rudd & Connie


okay got 30 seconds you’ll get three
more laps in you may be watching this wondering what
is happening here why is Connie on a child’s bike why are you on a
penny-farthing well let me start from the beginning my good friend Connie
kindly invited me on a trip to Disneyland Paris and to be honest we did
not really know what to expect as you guys know the new Marvel movie ant-man
and the wasp is coming to Europe in a couple of weeks so on the Saturday
Connie and I were told we were going to be doing a series of tasks in the run-up
to the premiere in the evening as you know from the first film ant-man has the
ability to shrink down to the size of an ant and grow to the size of a building
65 feet to be precise Connie and I had to complete three tasks around this idea
however we weren’t the only team put to the test there were lots of other groups
people representing different parts of Europe like an Italy team a Germany team
France team all challenged to the same tasks as corny and I know we had to
represent UK and do our best to win the overall objective over the day being to
locate Ant Man aka tic-tac challenge number one the first task Connie had to
stand on a big hill with a speakerphone overseeing a giant jigsaw puzzle can you
hear me Connie had a teeny tiny and I mean tiny photo over the puzzle that I
had to complete while she shouted instructions at me from the top of the
hill we only had three minutes to complete the puzzle and the team that
got the most pieces in place won the challenge okay it’s like a little bit of
blue with some red in the top corner all along the bottom is the text it says
Atman of the woods yellow text on the far side yeah perfect
that goes in the middle that is the other side of the board yeah
that was actually a lot harder than it looked and although we were only the
second out of like seven teams to try the challenge we came in third place
which i think is pretty good we were winning but I think Italy beat us I
think it was a stressful task okay definitely harder than it looks
challenge number two each team had to race around a track one on a
penny-farthing one on a child’s bicycle and whoever did the most laps one
bearing in mind I have never even attempted to ride a penny-farthing and
Connie broke her leg last year so sometimes it hurts a little bit um as we
were watching people clamber upon the penny farthing I was thinking I am NOT
going to be able to balance on this thing yeah so we weren’t the most
excited about this challenge but nevertheless we gave it our best shot
and I think we smashed it sort of two minutes on the clock
three and two you want that yes clearly I was really good at that
I’m just happy I did about to be alive and this quail third Avenue asset at
this point it’s just the taking part that counts yeah I think we got about
eight laps between us it’s fair to say we didn’t win that challenge challenge
number three for the third and final challenge each pair teamed up to take on
ant-man and the wasps themselves aka Paul Rudd and Evangeline Lilly I think
Paul and Evangeline were just as confused as we are by this whole
situation Connie and I were against Paul aka ant-man
and we had to see who could build the better card tower
Paul had itty-bitty playing cards and Connie and I had giant ones I’ll let you
be the judge of who on this task they put themselves in the line of fire I’m I’m equally horrible okay comes to
building flirty okay right I hold them and you put them
on okay nope never build these great you guys and then you hold these two guys are
doing I feel like guards is a group ever there’s too much competition in the
world do you walk which is what the film is about thank you maybe if this was
like a infinity war junket and then they’d be at odds with one another but
it’s not it’s not the superior film because you’re in it okay one day yeah
he definitely sabotage dark heart our cheating I don’t think any of us were
the winner in this situation we were all the winners teamwork also the whole
playing cards thing didn’t really make much sense until we watched the movie
later that night so after we beat Paul at that game we got to meet Evangeline
Lilly and the director of the film Peyton Reed who is such nice guy then we
all walked over to the Marvel section of Disneyland where the European premiere
was being shown if you get the chance I definitely recommend going to see the
film it’s so funny I was laughing all the way through I thought the suits
looked really cool as well and from a design point of view I always liked
looking at suits thank you so much to Disney for hosting this whole amazing
event and thank you to Connie for inviting me I will never forget this
hilarious experience you can see more mini videos from this trip on my
Instagram at hello snow I made a story highlight on my
profile so you can go watch that if you want let me know in the comments if
you’re an app man fan and whether you’re looking forward to the new movie I hope
you enjoyed this video and I will see you next time bye

Why Cockroaches Are So Hard to Kill – What Can I Do… 2019


They say, if you see a single cockroach running
around freely in the day time…Then you probably have hundreds tightly hidden away in your
homes’ kitchen cabinets, wall baseboards, in furniture, bathrooms, in TV monitors, or
wherever they might have set up shop in your home or dwelling. Cockroaches are like the elite commandos of
the insect world; they are resilient, robust, quick, stealthy and adaptive. They move under the cover of darkness, are
purpose driven and highly motivated .If the cockroach sees you first; it can be extremely
hard to catch and kill. But killing one or a few amongst the growing
hundreds, is only a tiny step towards total victory over a roach problem. A single female cockroach can have 150 offspring
each year. So if left unchecked, a roach problem can
turn into a cockroach infestation in a quick period of time. Getting rid of cockroaches for good will be
difficult, especially if you’re not aware of what you’re up against. Using an aerosol insecticide and spraying
a few confirmed and suspect spots does little, if nothing towards destroying a growing roach
colony. You have to get at the main cockroach nest
with the poison. Roaches thrive in warm, dark, damp areas where
they have access to a food source. They can also thrive in dry conditions, Cockroaches
are scavengers so any fresh or fermenting food such as, fruit or any type of organic
matter will do. Even wood glue or the insulation covering
electrical wires are a banquet for these critters. How do roaches get in your home? Boxes brought home from the a grocery store. A roach can go undetected as it lives between
the cracks and seams of a cardboard box from a grocery store or food plant. Cardboard boxes are one of the most ideal
places roaches like to live and breed. Certain types of cardboard boxes to watch
out for are the corrugated types that usually hold fruits and vegetables mainly. Used furniture A single cockroach can live off the glue of
a postage stamp for about one year. Some coffee tables, couches, countertops,
have some degree of glue in the construction. Cockroaches can thrive and multiply from eating
the glue from these types of furniture. These house items are also prone to having
debris of food crumbs in or around its general area, enough to make them ideal for roaches. So check very well before you buy second hand
furniture off the internet or from containter auctions if you plan to use them in your own
home. Hitched a ride in Roaches can be brought into your dwelling
on someone’s clothing such as a jacket or carry bag, or even, from inside shoes. Roaches commonly will go into warm shoe while
foraging, as shoes are sometimes damp and dark. These conditions are perfect for a juvenile,
foraging cockroach. This is just one of the many ways roaches
get transported to their new homes. However, one roach can’t start an empire in
your home, it takes two or more and the living conditions must be roach friendly. Usually, cockroach nests or roach concentrations
will be found under or in kitchen or bathroom cabinets’, sinks, under refrigerators, or
tucked in open seams or crevices along, under and around a kitchen counter top, where it’s
usually be dark and damp. Sometimes a fresh supply of food is unwittingly
supplied as garbage and organic bins are sometimes kept under sinks in some kitchens, providing
the perfect conditions for the roaches to live and breed. Aerosol Insecticides Generally, there are many chemical and non-chemical
insecticides available on the market that will kill the common cockroach. With the aerosol spray insecticide, the spray
must come in direct contact with the roach before it can kill the roach. Even though roaches leave sent trials for
other roaches to follow, not all roaches will take the same route and not all cockroaches
will need to venture out to look for food. This means in order to be effective using
an aerosol spray insecticide, you must get up close and personal and spray directly onto
the roach or nest making sure that no spot is missed in and around that infested area. Some spray insecticides will last for up to
2 weeks on a surface that has been sprayed however; the effectiveness starts diminishing
as soon as the oxygen in the air begins to interact with the insecticide liquid. Due to government regulations the chemical
formulas used in store bought household insecticides have gotten weaker and less effective in killing
roaches. The effectiveness of store bought insecticides
has diminished over the years. In addition; being millions of years old,
the cockroach is a genetic marvel, one of the true survivor species. Over the years the common cockroach it has
adapted and become more immune to most store-bought insecticides. Insecticide Powder or Insecticide Chalk Powdered insecticides and chalk insecticides
are low poisonous, powerful and highly effective in killing roaches, as well as others critters
such as: ants, lice and louse. This type of insecticide is spread, in the
areas where the roach activity is seen frequently like garbage bin areas, under kitchen cabinets
and also along baseboards. However, you have to be ready and and able
to get down on your hands and knees to apply the product to the areas. When the cockroach comes in contact with the
powder with any part of its body, the insect’s nervous system will fail to function and it
will die within 4 to 10 hours. The exposed roaches will bring the poison
that’s on its body, back to the nest area, and spread the poison through-out the whole
roach colony, which will in-turn, wipe them out for good. The active ingredient in the most of the highly
effective chalk and powdered insecticide formulas is Boric Acid. Boric acid is non toxic, odourless and safe
for the environment, humans and pets. Chalk type insecticide As shown in one of the pictures. Miraculous Chalk Insecticide has been around
since 1987. It’s made in China but can be found in any
of the Asian, markets However; this product has been said to be toxic in large doses so
not the best thing to have around if you have small children or pets. Hiring an Exterminator Hiring a professional pest control company
to come and do the job can be costly. However, there is huge value in spending the
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فلوق ١٦: ملك الصراصير 🐞

فلوق ١٦: ملك الصراصير 🐞


Guys! No!
Please don’t! Turki Almohsen vlog – 16
Riyadh Hello Thanks god What’s wrong with you? Please, I want to go out Where do you want to go? I want to go but I can’t.
There are many cats around the house You just want to go have a walk? Anything, the weather is so nice Do you want to go to a museum?
I’m sure you’ve never been there, It’s a nice place Yeah let’s go Are you ready? This is not a museum It is a museum, come lets go in What is this place? Come, read this and you’ll know “Tips for getting rid of mosquitoes” This is a pesticides museum
They kill insects here Did you bring me here to threaten me? No! I just wanted to show you No, I’m sure that you are threatening me No I just wanted to show you what humans can do to insects and cockroaches Dear, we are living a better life than yours “More than 33 types of bacteria” This isn’t true We are cleaner than humans What !! We are cleaner than cockroaches! are they monitorin No these are the cars that has pesticides What kind of racism is this ! They’re mentioning us with rats, ants and mosquitoes We are higher class A meteor killed all of them except us Look at these tools This can kill all humans No, this is for insects like you What is this for? This is for spraying cockroaches and ants So you’re classifying cockroaches and ants together All of these procedures are for us? You are scared of us are you guys serious? This is diazinon, a substance to kill insects Diazinon? it’s useless!
We drink it like coffee Get me some, I’m thirsty You’ll die by the way no man i won’t They use this to kill you! You’ll die Pour a bit more, it’s so good It just needs a bit of cockroachium cockroachium? cockroachium is a substance.
If you put a bit it’ll become fetal Do you want me to show you how?
It’s simple In the previous episode don’t get close to him! What does he mean by I can’t come closer than 2
meters from you? What kind of rule is this? I don’t think we can solve this on the phone
I’ll meet you when I get back to Riyadh. Goodbye Hello Hello Nawaf, open the door Listen, come back in 2 hours Why? I can’t open now What do you mean? Bro I’m not in the mood for problems What problems? This is Turki Who’s this? Are you serious? Is it Abudullah? What do think of.. umm.. Wait, what?
I’m here to visit Nawaf So you don’t want to let me in Bro please, I’m not in the mood for problems I’ll show you guys. One hour later.. Yes? Open Bro I asked you to come after 2 hours Open, I solved the problem I don’t want problems infront of the neighbors Open ! I’m coming wait Alright come on Hello What’s this? This is the solution Move This is a 2 meters iron so I don’t get close to you What do you think now? You shouldn’t come closer to me more than 2 meters
What you’re doing is against the law What is against the law?
I’m not closer than 2 meters Am I right or not Nawaf? Come here, where are you going? I’m calling the lawyer Let him call the lawyer Are you stupid? How is fasting going with you guys? We are not into fasting Don’t you guys fast? We are not involved Hello How do you pick up the phone like that? Give me a minute Hey!! they still there are they? But I’m not into jobs actually 25,000 SAR Yes! Accept How much is 25,000 SAR? A lot !! So can I pass by tomorrow? Can you drop me in the morning? Yeah sure Alright see you 3 months later How are you?
What’s up? What’s the problem?
You told me that there is a problem The problem is with your friend
I will terminate him Why? what did he do? He is not acting in a professional way So you are willing to terminate him? It is my first time to see a cockroach that speaks He is working but not achieving anything.
He’s not a good marketing manager – So you didn’t get any profit at all?
– No, at all Alright, I’ll talk to him
Where is his office? 3nd office to the left don’t drag me into this just follow what i am telling you Nawaf Shbeili this is Lawyer Khaled Khalid Abdulziz! Khalid is an actor and a YouTuber!
Don’t play around and act as a Lawyer! I’m a lawyer and I have certificates in law Since when? Are you a real lawyer? Yes I’m! I’m not a clown Is this legally correct? Yes it is! Just let me check Mr.Turki, please I can get closer right? Right? Law is law Law is law Abdullah, I told you You can have a look It’s okay It is legally okay! Look! He’s pushing me I will raise a file to the court Khalid 1 hour is for 50 SAR 1 hour is for 50 SAR?
Okay let’s go Hello Hello!!! Hello bro! What a nice office! What are you watching? Have a seat man What a cool job This is something you have to see Is this what you have created? This is one of the things I came up with How’s work going?
What are these papers and stuff A did a thesis take a look at it Hello Please Abu Abdullah, you made us so busy
Find a way for your rats and leave the place No, don’t ask them to use pesticides Don’t give them a reason, just find a way for your rats Keep these words between us What the hell are you doing? You’re welcome, god bless you What did you just do ! Why are you saying that to clients? This not a good way to work These people are going to use pesticides in a villa Then why didn’t you call them
before and ask them to go there? Bro! I don’t want them to be killed!
I used to play football with them It doesn’t matter!
You’re an employee in this company You can’t go to that neighborhood You are ruining everything What the hell are you doing? You are making to company lose money! 2 meters
don’t get closer This is unacceptable
You are here to do your work, but not this way What’s wrong? What do you want! get away Why did you touch him? He is crazy I’m not here to get you mad Yes your are Because you don’t know what is happening I don’t care
Look at this thing, what do you think it is? What’s this? an icecream? No What’s that?
Cockroaches? Yes This is for our clients Give me a paper I want to write something I want to write something for you What’s that? What’s that!! What do you think of it? Is this a real cockroach? It looks real man! It is well designed Oh Karma No i won’t do this What! stop No! you’re not allowed to touch him! I’m not forced to wear this stupid tent Where are you sitting, come here
get out of here with them Nawaf don’t ruin it You are doing something against the law **** this law He just swore at me What you are saying can be used against you don’t The company is complaining about you
You are making them lose money Who got this? tell me But they are losing since you started your job How? You are calling them and asking them not to work So you think insects should die? Yes they should! No dear!
Humans should die not insects The problem is that they didn’t
get any profit since 3 months What is the conclusion of what you want to say? That they have terminated you, they want you to pack up and leave the office They terminated you. it’s done.
No more salary, they wont give you any money What’s wrong with you?
Don’t get angry !! Don’t do this! Don’t get mad
Stop it Damn them Why are you leaving this way? Don’t do this! Guys! No
Chill! What’s wrong with you!
No Nawaf! Stop Calm down!! You should leave 4 meters space between you 4 meters! Alright What happened to us bro? What are we fighting about? I don’t remember No matter what But the issue is not a joke But no matter what, we are like brothers I want to apologize, I’m sorry It’s ok no need to apologize Let’s forget about it Without a hug, please Alright no hug Your apology is accepted Alright Take me back home
I don’t want to see you nor be around any of you Where the hell are we heading to? Where are you going? Let them know
I’m leaving For sure? Let them know, If they want it to be a war between us It’s not me, I’m not involved Okay as you like but don’t say that I haven’t warned you Who warns can never be blamed Alright I talked to them, I tried to find a solution but they don’t want Do you know what they want? What do they want? They want a war Meteors couldn’t kill us Now they’re trying to kill us with sprays! Their eid is soon, I don’t want a wedding, a dinner or any occasion without you all being there Ruin everything, let us teach them! Who survived meteors will survive now It’s our turn to destroy them Don’t forget to like, subscribe and most importantly, to share the video anywhere you can.

GUMMY FOOD vs REAL FOOD!!

GUMMY FOOD vs REAL FOOD!!


[Papa Bee] Oh yeah, you’re gonna want to sit
up for this one [Miss Monkey] Why? Is it gonna jump out at me? [Papa] Ooooh [Miss] It’s not alive, right? [Papa] No, it’s not alive. [Mr. Monkey] *Shrieks* *Music* [Papa] Oh! The moment everybody’s been waiting for! I think I’m more excited than the monkeys on this one! You guys have asked for this, and we have delivered, TODAY Gummy food versus real food! Now if you don’t know how this works, The Monkeys are each going to be given a plate You’re going to do rock, paper, scissors Whoever wins rock-paper-scissors gets to choose which plate they want to eat [Mr. Monkey] Ooooh [Papa] One of the plates has real food and the other plate has the gummy version. Plain and simple ! Are you guys ready? [Miss] Lets do this! *Everyone cheering* [Papa] ONE! [Monkeys] Yeeees! [Papa] Let’s Go! [Papa] I like randomly did this I have no idea which one is which But I’m gonna put this in front of you guys [Miss] Kay [Monkeys] Rock-Paper-Scissors Shoot! Rock-Paper-Scissors Shoot! [Mr] Wooooo! [Mr] I choose this one [Papa] You’re gonna choose that one? [Papa] Three! Two! ONE! [Monkeys] *GASP!* YAY!!! [Mr] That’s Right! MMMMMMMMMMM!! Smells nice and juicy *Gasp* WOW! This is heavy, this is a heavy burger man! [Papa] I think the gummy burger looks better than the real burger. Take a big bite! [Mr] It’s deliciousness
[Papa] Is it?
[Mr] Mmmm [Mr] Five layers of deliciousness [Miss] BA DA BA BA BAAAA I’M THUGGIN’ IT [Mr] Each layer is like a different flavor. [Papa] Mama Bee you wanna take a bite? [Mama Bee + Papa Bee] Ewwww [Mama Bee] Isn’t that a lot of sweetness? [Papa] ROUND TWO!!! [Mama] I’ll take two dozens of these please. [Monkeys] Rock, paper, scissors, shoot! Rock, paper, scissors, shoot! [Papa] OOOOOH [Miss] Since you won, which one do you wanna choose? [Mr] I wanna get… [Mr] *Laughs nervously * NOOOOOOOO! NOOOO! NOOOOO! NOOO!! AH MY GOD! [Miss] *Laughs* Hohoho this looks Oh is it spicy? [Papa] I think they’re really spicy. That’s a jalapeno. That’s a habanero . And that’s a ghost pepper. [Mr] So this is ghost pepper? [Papa] No. Those are just regular peppers. [Miss] Why are you giving him regular peppers? And giving me.. I mean it’s gummy but.. [Papa] I couldn’t find the ghost pepper, Habanero or jalapeno So I just grabbed the same colour That’s the jalapeno that’s probably the least amount of heat right there [Miss] It’s pretty spicy [Mr] I like this one the most It’s not spicy Ok that’s the ghost pepper Be careful with the ghost pepper Oh she’s gonna go for it Spicy? No it’s really easy to bite through why is it so easy? Let’s see. That’s so spicy, the tip of my tongue is burning! I need like milk or something. *laughing off camera* wow! wow! *coughing* Wow, OK ghost pepper gummy, no joke I love the jalapeno it’s so good. Why do people even make that? OH it’s spicy, man Oh my god! Isn’t that a kick?! Oh wow, wow guys-How do they do that?! To get rid of the heat you can eat a regular pepper regular pepper mmm now the jalapeno’s not that bad it has heat! That’s hot man! OK round three! It’s SO spicy like the tip of my tongue is like numb and burning Is it there, like is my tongue there? Rock, paper, scissors- wait, wait, ok Rock, paper, scissors shoot, oh Miss. Monkey wins I choose this one! Ole, ole, ole, yeah! Taste the feeling! There it is guys! This is actually a win-win this is how they drink in those commercials those commercials like I like to teach the world to sing sing with me perfect harmony *burps* Thumbs up or thumbs down Alright!!! Round four! Voila! Rock, paper, scissors, shoot! Yay!!! No! This is raw pizza. No it’s not, it’s not raw pizza. Is this lunchables?! What? What? This is going to RUIN me Kids actually eat that for lunch those are like those, like -is that lunchmates? Just devour it! How’s that? Chew with your mouth closed! I like the way the banana’s taste. There’s banana’s on that?!-No. how’s that? Is it good though? No! *Laughing* Would you rather have a real pizza? I’d rather have a gummy pizza Aw! Sister can you share your gummy pizza? Would you like to try your brother’s pizza? See how that tastes. this is so processed it’s falling out of my hands! *Laughing* I’m like so scared, I’m gonna like puke if I eat this. this is not real food kids like I’m sorry is this a cracker?! Oh it’s disgusting! hey kids eat that they take that oh my goodness kids eat that? Thumbs up or thumbs down? Down! I can turn it into a taco Oh yeah you’re going to want to sit up for this one! Why? Is it gonna jump out at me oh dang, It’s not alive, right? do that what kind of parents would we be if we put a live animal under the flip come on hard to do that wizard with dobra channel close your eyes i’m gonna put this on your chest rock paper scissors kids rock paper Scissors shoot whoa baby yeah Oh be sure like not fish you’re not going to see me tryin I sorry yeah over 30 yeah Bing Bing Bing Bing me how’s it taste that’s good is it tasty yeah yay shots of Portugal I can actually live off these the Portuguese people eat sardines a lot how’s that so did you just have a 13 and a gummy soul seeker wow are you gonna mix it up ah no wait are you gonna put a sardine on top of a gummy she’s doing it for oh I think this is the world’s first Sardinia dummy kid chears tumbs up Wow Wow amazing go down guys oh my goodness mega up why sounds a round next hope you guys like to make another one you think yes what I don’t like hot dog what does when do you not like anything are you kidding i saw husband’s in this particular damage yeah you know what that’s a fresh hot dog this is so not process this has more natural ingredients and that pizza you just have services like everywhere is it good once a good bite well when did that I like the texture okay guys thumbs up or thumbs down Rock Paper Scissors shoot this is a shoot laughs it doesn’t shoot which one which one I’m going to shoot someone all right yay take your far right that’s brain waiting frame it just cow are there like brains in here I pick this up what’s can eat so until you tell me with your look that is lobster brain fried right person someone get me like a 40 you’re gonna eat the lobster brain fried right that’s a gun we’ll be right there Wow okay so that’s a gummy brain and then that is lobster brain fried rice how does it taste regular and I didn’t need to I’m not be eating lobster bring because it’s just weird like it’s a brain and I see like those particles and like fat in the brain and everything I don’t know what other brain they put in there but oh look at that now that is a nice gummy brain how does it taste the gummy brain mm-hmm what is it a plate hmm that’s actually really good it might be lamb brain fried rice fairyland rain lambre are you do you guys know why you know your brains like that thumbs up and people actually sit like fruit punch all right lots round rock favorite is a shoot drafters didn’t shoot yeah they look like little little puppets about necross an energy in there like they know we’re doing I just represented freaked out when he saw it you want to crease kicked out on Halloween you put these on your door look at that it’s disgusting these are bull frog legs BBQ bull frog legs okay well i never thought i’d see the day you guys absolutely did not freaked out by seeing the frog leg what is it tastes like chicken how does the gummy frogs look yep the fellows are so good I want that again look at this frogs do it really pretty thighs and stuff. grantsburg you never skipped like Daddy for sure well thanks for watching everybody i hope you guys enjoyed that dummy food versus real food let us know in the comments if you want to see any other challenges or any other future gummy episodes let’s have a toast to the frogs turner frog the frog and don’t skip leg day. This frog had a booty So cool you’re eating is but who would’ve thought we would be eating from booty my My booty is better than your booty (laughter) Thanks for watching everybody please like, subscribe and leave a comment down below if you haven’t subscribed yet please click on the icon on the left hand a little thing will pop up and use it to subscribe if you already have subscribed please forget everything that I have just said (whats that voice? , the man asks) Its my radio voice! Bye!

Keegan-Michael Key Gets Scared by a Spider

Keegan-Michael Key Gets Scared by a Spider


I don’t know why this
is your first time here but it is, and congratulations
on everything you’ve done. I’m a fan. Thank you so much. Nice to meet you. It’s a pleasure to meet you. I just was saying
backstage, I’ve been doing this for 23
years and we’ve never met. Not at a party, not on the show. And I’m so thrilled. I’m glad this is the
way we’re doing it. Yeah. So, yeah. We have witnesses. We have witnesses. So you were in The Lion King,
which did very, very well. Yes. Congratulations. It made thousands and
thousands of dollars. Thousands of dollars. And also, the premiere was in
London, which was a big deal. Yes. We got to meet the royals. You did? We got to meet the Duke
and Duchess of Sussex. Aren’t they lovely? They were lovely. You know them. I do know them, yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was great. What was the conversation? I shook their hands, and
I was freaking out mostly because there was
all this protocol. And so you get this
email that says, you must stand at
this particular spot. Your mate will stand feet
three feet behind you, directly behind you. When you shake his hand,
you will shake the hand and bend at the waist. You genuflect. I’m just like, oh gosh,
there’s all these rules. So when we finally got
to do the conversation, I was try to follow the
rules, I kind of like– I kind of was just like, I’m
supposed to shake the hand, and he was just ready to hug. Yeah. And so we just kind
of did pleasantries. His wife worked on a
television show with me my wife’s good
friend Doug Liman. So we talked about that. Meghan was on show with him. Yeah. They’re so lovely, and
they’re so pleasant. Yes, they are. And they kind of moved
on down the line. They were saying
hi to everybody. I was like, OK, I
followed all the rules. Then they get to Seth Rogen.
He’s like, ‘sup, dude, how’s it going? [LAUGHTER] Just jumped in there. I was like, I
could’ve done that. I didn’t know there
was protocol either. I had no idea. Yeah. Yeah, we had this long list. I was like, oh God, OK. And we have another– we have
a mutual friend in Drew Brees. Yes. Yes. Now how do you know Drew? Drew Brees worked on a project
with me for the Pro Bowl a couple of years ago. And his wife and my wife have
become really fast friends. So that’s been a
wonderful thing. Brittany is great. Brittany’s the best, yeah. And then we kind of– I’m a huge New Orleans fan and– [CHEERS] Yeah. New Orleans, yeah. Who dat? And so we started
becoming friendly, and we started spending
time at events together, and just became fast friends. And he is quite a player. And they’re doing
very, very well. They’re doing well. Yeah, they are doing well. Yeah. I mean, he’s recovering
from an injury now and the team keeps on
trucking and winning. Yeah. Do you spend time
in New Orleans? Did you go to Mardi
Gras or anything? We did. We were on a float. We were on Harry Connick’s
float two Mardi Gras ago and it was completely insane. Because you’re on the float for
four hours and you’re tossing. And we were the first float
on that particular parade. So you’re the ones, the first
people to be tossing the beads. And the people are rabid. They’re just out there. There’s a guy like,
over here, kid! Throw it over here! And I tossed some beads and
then he picked his baby up and it was like the
bead went like around. Like a ring toss. It was like a ring toss baby. And then they’ll say,
do you have coins? Do you have coins? And you’re tossing
coins over the side and there’s just like a
battle royale in the middle of the street to grab the coins. It was crazy. Yeah. You’re doing this for
four hours, right? You’re doing this
for four hours. You’re not thinking about it. You’re just tossing. Have a good time,
everybody’s waving. And the next morning you wake
up, and you get out of bed and you’re like, [SCREAMS] Move your right arm like
three inches, you’re like, what is going on? And then you realize the
night before– if I had just taken a bottle of Advil
and half a tube of Bengay the night before, I would
have been in better shape. I would imagine, yeah. I don’t think about
that part of it. But, yeah. I mean, I grew up
in New Orleans. So when you’re scrambling
for plastic beads, when you think that they are
everything, or those doubloons. The doubloons. But they’re not
really gold, guys. No, they’re just doubloons. And you know, kids
are scrambling and getting stepped on. It’s a dangerous situation. It’s like a blood
sport out there. It really is. So Jordan Peele, obviously
you know him very well. He’s doing all these
scary movies now. Are you going to be
in a scary movie? If Jordan wanted me to do a
scary movie I would 100% do it. Really? [APPLAUSE] Why have you not done that yet? I haven’t done a scary
movie with Jordan yet because I’m afraid
that he might ask me to do a movie that has spiders in it. Are you scared of spiders? Horribly arachnophobic. Like, I can’t do
the spider thing. I said– if he ever came to
me and said, “All right, I have a spider movie,” I
would say, “OK, spider movie? I’ve got three letters for you– CGI.” Right. Then I would do it. Because they can do that. Yes, they can do that now. They can have spiders
crawling all over my face. But that’s my thing. Yeah. If I see a cobweb I faint. Oh, no. I’m really bad with spiders. Well, spiders are
kind of everywhere. Like literally, you
can’t really do anything without having a spider– [SCREAMING] [BLEEP] [APPLAUSE] Now you’re over your
fear of spiders. I’m done. All right, I’m gonna
make that movie. Yes. All right. We have to take a break. We’ll be back.