Spider-Man Fitness Challenge! Superhero Gear Test & Obstacle Course | KIDCITY

Spider-Man Fitness Challenge! Superhero Gear Test & Obstacle Course | KIDCITY


three four five what’s up everybody its kids city back
with another spider-man Fitness Gym now that it’s worn up it’s important for
everybody to get outside stretch your legs today the kids are competing in a
obstacle course designed to get them both kids will run two rounds and the
idea is on the second round to better their time so they’re competing against
themselves you guys ready to do it yeah in this obstacle the kids will have
seven different challenges they’ll start at the agility rings move through the
spider-man crawl ropes hop down the bouncer lane
bob and weave through the soccer cones and then successfully make a long soccer
goal before they measure their long jump which will earn them some bonus seconds
on their times now the kids aren’t competing against each other they are
competing against themselves so in round two they’ll have to push themselves just
a little bit harder and try to beat their own times to help them out they’ll
be testing out new lycra spider-man suits that are specifically designed for
athletes we’ll see if that helps them get better times first up is Ava you
wanna do some stretches gymnastics beam she fell all right here
we go round one ready she’s going through the spider-man crawl
to see what kind of time she can get now she’s gonna suit up what’s going on
what OSHA bugs that’s gonna those bugs are messing you up on your time get on
the bouncy ball and get it down girl okay she’s gonna go on to the bounce the
bounce lane see how she does this is this is a she’s doing good and now she’s
gonna move over to the weight training oh she’s picking up Beckett’s weights oh
my goodness one two three okay she just did three there sucker ball she’s got
she’s got that soccer ball she’s got a weave in and out of these cones here I don’t know what’s what the holdup is the
balls getting away from her whoa she’s moving over here
now she’s got to make this kick all the way
no sir doggy get out of the way Mac one more kick or two more kicks where are you going she’s just gonna get
in that goal and now she’s got to do the long jump and jump from the first line
oh and that’s a skip too and she finishes minute 34 a minute 34 but what we’re
doing is we are subtracting the seconds based on the number that they hit on the
long jump so the better they jumped the better their time will be we’re gonna
subtract two seconds and her official time becomes one minute thirty two
seconds do you think you can do better the
second time yeah we’ll see all right for your first round with no spider-man
costume okay no spider-man suit what is your prediction less than a minute it’s
just gold guys less than a minute three two one oh yeah let’s see how clean he
can get these spider cross whoa look at that now this is giving him trouble in
the past this little bouncy ball oh he does it with precision he speaks through
now ten lifts one two three four five six seven eight nine well that was sort
of a half lift on the end there and the dogs getting in the way there and he’s got one shot Oh get that back
get that back here that’s gonna hurt his time a little bit almost it comes right
back to him oh no the dogs trying to block him and play goalie Matt get out
of the way there you go gotta make that long jump okay two and a half and he finishes in a
minute and 22 seconds – two and a half we’ll give him minute 19 one minute 19
good time considering we missed a couple of kicks there what are you doing yeah
I’m that chart it came back I just accidentally just got more far out yeah
a little to the right it looked like hey let’s put on them spider-man costume see
if we get a little bit better wind resistance in round two the kids are
going to be putting on these specialized spider-man costumes that are not just
any costumes from a Halloween store they’re actually costumes made out of
lycra that are designed like athletic wear to give them less wind resistance
in a better chance of a better time on this obstacle course
Iron Man calls this calls his costume like the mark 1 mark – I think we’re
gonna call this the spider-man mark wedgie this is completely form-fitting
this is like a like an ice skater let’s turn this way it’s like an ice skater
suit not like a performance ice skater but like a speed skater some so for
protection we’re gonna add the shoes to this one although does come with feet
and I think that you’ve got a better chance oh look at these it’s got extra
long fingers we don’t know yeah these actually have 3d masks on here you look
like a mini spider-man can you see no yes yes yes nice Oh show us your spider
you agility you all right there you think you’re gonna slip on that
while you’re trying to do that sir get up look like a weirdo spider-man and
let’s see spider girl’s mask once you get down on her knees all of a sudden nice can you see yeah okay eyes are a
little bigger for her this may make it a little more challenging for you guys
again click inside here it’s got the pink get the pink color very nice
there’s Spider Girl gearing up is this your mouth you are trying to beat your
time with this new Spidey suit on at a minute 32 so you need better than a
minute 32 okay well I don’t know if the wiggle is gonna help you but we’ll see
three two one there you go now down to the Spidey craw oh she’s
good you got to go under that okay oh she don’t want to okay so she’s got a
different strategy on this one hmm she go grab that bouncer maybe likes to
do things her own way and she’s gonna grab that bouncer and she’s gonna go for
it very nice very nicely done yeah and she
go come over here grab these purple weights this time she’s gonna do five of
these threw him down she’s gonna weave in and out with this soccer ball in and
out of those cones she’s gonna have to hurry to match her time now she’s got it
now over here to the long kick uh-oh just lost control that ball she’s gonna
give it a good kick now keep what finish it off finish it off now get set
come on now finish it finish it finish it now let’s go get a long jump
long jump hurry hurry give it a long jump
hey go go for the finish line oh my goodness how much did she get on this
long jump here maybe one okay we’re gonna subtract one from that and she
actually had almost the same time she finishes with a minute 30 it’ll show us
your muscles oh good job Ava let’s see if spider-man can get this thing done
no that was a weak high five she wants you to do the best oh why did you punch
him in the stomach all right little Spidey your first time was a minute 19
okay and so we’re trying to get below one minute in 19 seconds we think we can
do it yeah as long as those eyes stay in place where are your eyes at point out
right up to the right there okay all right just so we know believe in
yourself crooked eyed spider-man oh there goes the spider-man crawl nicely done
getting on that bouncer driving it home get him bounce and he’s got ten of these
to do two three five six seven eight nine ten and on to the sucker this
soccer weave oh he’s doing it accurately all right line it up and take that long
shot nice he takes two seconds of my goodness
boy he pushed himself he pushed himself in he ends up with a time of 54 seconds take a victory laughs get ready for the
superhero mix-up challenge first up is little flash the recipient of the
Scholastic Award for first grade scholarship award for first grade an
honorable character there’s one more thing I’m not what applause he’s known
for his dancing ability are you ready to do this three two one go oh he’s chosen the Wolverine costume he’s got to put that on a hurry and on
in a hurry oh god his leg caught in the wrong leg you can put it on backwards if
you want he is having trouble with this one that’s gonna that’s gonna really
affect his time here oh he’s got it on backwards there here we go here we go he’s operational
now he’s got he’s got arms coming out of his Bobo little strange little strange
got a backwards Wolverine costume on never seen muscles coming out the back
before looks like he’s a factory worker or something my goodness this is the
most bizarre thing I’ve ever seen ABS on the back he’s choosing a Batman
costume on station two Eddie’s picked up with one shot and the
finish line is busted already but your time is two minutes and 11 seconds
show me your backwards muscles round one is two minutes and 11 seconds our second
contestant is Ava Ava do you have anything to say to your adoring fans oh
if she makes a prediction she’s gonna put the Wonder Woman costume on that’s
confidence representing pink Sylvania the country
of Pennsylvania and future pop star Ava is about to compete this is round one
for Ava you ready do it girl power ready start yes you can’t put
it on put it on even just put it on as best as you can now this is an interesting strategy just
our strategy is to okay good job Reinhold that’s got that’s the wrong
hole there you go her big Bo’s causing her some problems
this is extra challenge because she’s just getting the hang of dress herself
in the mornings when she wants to now she’s got it now she’s got it run to the
second round second station a mask a mask all she picks up the flash there you go station 3 station 3 she picks up her ball popper keep going
keep going and she’s got it backwards she’s gonna
have to make an adjustment there there you go there you go almost almost there
you go she’s gonna get all of him she took care
of all of them at once look at that fierce girl right through the finish
line she missed the finish line her time was three minutes and thirty seconds but
we have to hand it to her she took out all of the super heroes in the first
round this is round two and here are the rules we will go to the superhero
costume selection and then to station two where we will pick up a bat this is
the dizzy round we will do ten spins a whoa I’m getting old 10 spins around the
bet and then we will put a mask on go to the weapons station and take a shot and
here’s the catch in round two we cannot do or pick any gear that we picked on
the first round it must be all original gear for round two you ready to do it
let’s go round two ready start oh he’s picking something a little bit
easier this time he’s got the Thor costume on its normal
shirt buddy okay well he’s gonna soar sue that
qualifies let’s go grab UM
whoa he’s got our man’s mask on pick a new
superhero new weapon new super user little bit of trouble pick another one
pick another one he’s out of bullets he’s gotta pick up the pop Oh there we go oh I got it he got it right through the finish line a better
time this time he clocks in at a minute 50 a minute 50 and there’s a wasp on me
good lord round to dizzy challenge you ready to do
this girl 3 2 1 go oh she forgot a costume she’s gonna go
to station one first ah she’s picked out the flash costume remove her strawberry
sunglasses she’s super creative in her strategies
that’s good enough are you growing out the map
that’s clear oh dear goodness but Princess Leia or
something spin around there’s a little bit of
confusion on the rules got to grab his best gun with the green bag well she just counted to ten whoa oh
she’s she’s still dizzy needs a mask a little confused from the three spins
that she did while she counted the Tim she picks the Iron Man mask pick your weapon and she could go to any
superhero this time what she’s going the wrong way that that
dizzy spell just had a lasting effect on her
oh my goodness go to the finish line just what superhero this dog oh man
she’s she’s got something in for home go to
the finish line Ava Mike she’s been and her time is 208
girl get ready for round three this is round three in round three it’s the same
first station but station two is mixed up a little bit more this is the
superhero home run derby you’re trying to hit the ball to one of the Marvel
superheroes and you can ground this count grounders pound
what are you doing earth count rounders count and fly balls count anyway you can
get it to the super hero counts you ready to do it yeah alright you’re
making good time so far look what is it each one does Super Heroes we’ve already
hit does that count no it does not count you have to hit an
original superhero and you have to use original costumes are you okay with that
you better be let’s do it I have to go for Captain America yep clarification on
the superhero Home Run Derby he can hit any superhero he wants it’s on the gear
tests and weapons station three that he has to hit Captain America this time
because he’s already hit Spidey he’s already hit Hulk got it clear alright
this is run three and then we’re gonna add up your time you ready three two one
go he’s going for the ultimate spider-man
costume iron spider go for the hardest things man he is going for a challenge
that’s for sure that iron spider-man costume is a
premium Disney costume but quite difficult to put on
especially with shoes though he’s chosen to sit down that’s a
new strategy right into an ant pile just kidding now he’s standing up and a change of
strategy standing up and he’s gonna hop he’s gonna hop and dance to try to get
it in we do want to say a big thanks to dad city landscaping for making our lawn
beautiful for this event he’s almost there he is almost there
oh he’s going to round two station 2 for the home run derby up there’s a swing
and a miss almost there but not quite Oh almost whoa sets that foam ball back up with
the blitzball back he’s going for holt over the fist you count that as a home
run did it break it fell apart of course
just like in our gear tests it fell apart he’s going for the nerf mega shock
and that is was that it will check the footage that one was a little longer he
finishes with 3 minutes and 30 seconds and we will tally up your a total time
he is hot you HOT buddy oh he’s gonna get some lemonade
we ain’t got no lemonade this is round 3 Ava you ready to do this three two well
go at the first station who’s she gonna pick this time oh she’s going for the Thor shirt
yes you can girl you can do anything you want to do you’re a powerful strong
confident woman with more sass than you know what to do it there she goes she
said she couldn’t do it but she can always be positive in life kids always
be positive all right there you go oh she just
hooked out this is the home run oh my goodness
almost ball number two little flash gonna help her but he needs to put down
his iPad well she don’t want help back up back up hi mo set back up set it
back up go to the next challenge go to next
challenge we’re super impressed so we’ll give her a go oh you need a mask Ava
Wolverine or ant-man left there she’s gonna do the Wolverine there she goes
she crazy people how about oh she’s gonna go for the bow all she’s got to do
is hit one superhero and then be done with it almost almost just go set backup just
have a little bit of trouble pulling that weapon back just drops it there but
she’s about to set back up and I think that she’s gonna get it a little bit of adjustment she had it upside down but now she’s got
it Oh misfire you can chase weapons change
weapons Ava get that Captain America shield kept it all she’s got the mega
big shock oh go to the finish Wow her time for round three is three
minutes three seconds all right guys we are super impressed with both kids for
finishing so quickly Ava had 8 minutes and 41 seconds total
time little flash had 7 minutes and 31 total time little flash wins but
everybody wins because we’re so thanks for watching our first annual Memorial
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Maya the Bee – Bedtime Story (BedtimeStory.TV)

Maya the Bee – Bedtime Story (BedtimeStory.TV)


Maya the Bee Ooo…It’s so bright… Maya was a very young bee, only a few days old. She was cared for by Mrs. Kassandra, together
with a group of other little bees. Maya, please pay attention. This is important. Use your sting only when you really have to… Oh, that looks so yummy! / Maya! Yes? Ha ha. When you go out, make sure you watch out
for spider webs, and don’t get caught… When can I go outside with my sisters? At long last, Maya was allowed to go
out and gather honey with her sisters. Ooo..this is so exciting!!! Stay close Maya, don’t fly too high, Maya! But the world is so magnificent… I want to see everything!!! Ha ha! Wow!!! Look, what’s that? What’s this?…and this? Slow down Maya, one question at a time! But I want to know everything at once…Wow… Listen Maya, all you need to know is
how to find the right flowers. You don’t need to worry about all those trees. They won’t help you make honey.
/ Oh…but…. Just fly along with me…slowly…and hum so I know you’re there. Oh…okay…hey, wait for me!!! Maya tried to do as she was told, but she was distracted by
the sparkling drops of dew on the flowers, and got left behind. Oh, how pretty! Mmmm…. Ouch! Huh? Oh, I’m sorry, I didn’t know there was anyone here. Did I wake you? Oh, it’s okay. I was just taking a little nap. Why don’t you come in and take a look around my home? Thanks. What kind of flower is this? This flower is called a rose. A rose! It’s so very pretty! A little while later, Maya found herself flying over a pond. As she looked down, she was astonished to see
another honeybee just like her in the water. Oh, hello! I am Maya. It’s nice to meet you. Ha ha! Don’t bother, child, it’s just a reflection. It’s like a mirror. Huh? What’s a mirror? It’s a thing people use to see themselves But don’t get fooled by a mirror reflection
and try to fly towards it. You’ll just crash into the mirror and hit your head. Oh…I see Maya kept flying until she reached a forest. Help! Does anybody hear me? It was a dung beetle called Kurt, who was in trouble. What is it? / Help…I can’t get up…can you help me out? I’d be happy to. What should I do? Can you flip me over? Ugh…ugh…Oh…I’m not sure I can… Wait…I’ve got it! Here grab hold of this and pull. Hurray! You did it!!! Ha ha ha! Thank you. That was very good of you. My name is Maya. Thank you, Maya. I’m Kurt. You’re welcome, Kurt. Oh…it’s getting dark… maybe I should sleep here tonight. Look at that moon! It reminds me of
the honey bread Kassandra used to make… I wonder what she’s doing now… but I can’t go back yet. There’s still so much to see! What a lovely morning. What adventures will I have today? Oh! Huh? What’s that? Ugh… Ahhh! Help! Help! My wings are trapped in the web! Please help me! Ha ha! Foolish child, This is my web, and you are my prey. I’m a spider! I will paralyze you with my venom,
and then I will drink your blood. Why? It was only then that Maya remembered Kassandra’s warnings. Oh, if only I had listened to her and been more careful. She told me so much about the dangers of the forest. You will stay here and prepare to become my dinner. I am going to look for more victims,
but I will be back! Ha ha! Ohhh…is this end? Is this how I will die? Maya! Is that you, Maya!? Yes it’s me! Kurt! Oh no! You’ve been captured by the spider! It’s my turn to help you now! Here… Yes! I’m flying again! I’m free! Thank you so much!!! Kurt, You’re the best. Well, I owed you one. You helped me out first. But be careful now, and don’t let yourself get caught again. Okay? Oh, I won’t Maya drank some sweet nectar from a daffodil to get her strength back. Oh.. Hello. Yes! I have it now…Ugh! Who are you? Oh! You scared me. I’m Maya the bee. I am Beetle, the great poet. Do you want to hear my new poem? Uhh…okay… A pretty beetle swayed on a petal, swayed on a petal and sang! Well? What do you think? Ummm…it’s good. I don’t know much about poetry, but… From the moment we met, I could tell you
were a great critic who appreciates genuine art! A what? / If you hadn’t understood me,
you see, I probably would have wept. Oh no, please don’t cry… I weep for the unenlightened masses who cannot see the meaning of my art…. I feel a new inspiration coming…farewell! What a strange cloud…is there something inside of it? Ow! Let me go! Ha ha ha! I have a treat for our Queen! Ha ha ha! Let go! Ahhhh!!!! Help! Serve this little honeybee to our Queen for breakfast tomorrow! Yes, sir. Maya was frightened and couldn’t sleep. In the middle of the night, she heard the guards talking outside. Get some sleep. You’ll need your strength when we storm that beehive tomorrow. You’re right. Ha ha ha! We’ll have ourselves a honeybee feast tomorrow! Are they talking about our beehive? Oh, no! Maya knew she had to think of something. I cannot sit back and let this happen! I must warn the queen! Just a little effort…just a little…a little more effort Maya pushed and wiggled until she made a little gap in the bars. Yes! I’m free! Your Majesty! We are in danger!!! What? Who’s in danger? What is it, child? We are all in terrible danger! What is going on? Your Majesty, the wasps mean to attack our beehive tomorrow! Are you sure? The wasps? When Maya finished telling her story, the Queen assembled her council at once. The following morning, an army of wasps approached the beehive. Attack!!! Attack the honeybees!!! Attack! Attack!!! The wasps’ shells were thick and strong, so they didn’t feel the honeybees’ stings. Puny little bees! Do you think you can win!? We are won! The honeybees refused to surrender. Fall back!! Retreat!! Troops, retreat!! We’ve won! Victory!!! Hurray! Hurray! We must remember that we owe our victory to
the courage of this little honeybee. If Maya had not risked her life to warn us, be
would have been crushed by the wasps for sure. Three cheers for Maya!!! Hurray!!! Maya grew up and became the Queen’s valued advisor She helped the queen rule the honeybees and protect their hive from enemies.

Don’t Mess With Texas: The Lone Star State’s Tussle with Trump’s Border Wall | Full Frontal on TBS

Don’t Mess With Texas: The Lone Star State’s Tussle with Trump’s Border Wall | Full Frontal on TBS


Welcome to the peaceful Rio Grande valley, located on the tip of Texas’s pendulous dong. Home to quiet border communities, pristine natural beauty, and a good ol’ fashioned Texas shit show! Where Trump’s diverting billions of
dollars from the military to build a 30-foot wall, crushin’ critters and grabbin’ private
property along the way! Yeehaw! Alright, let’s just get to it. Mexico is not paying for it,
but the wall is happening. This is ACLU lawyer David Donatti, whom I met in a wall with a giant hole in it. Look, it’s a freakin’ metaphor, people! Priority number one is construction
in the Rio Grande Valley. But in Texas, the vast majority of our border
lands is owned by private citizens. So Congress has empowered the administration
to do something called a quick take where they take the land,
they build the wall, and they can figure out just compensation later. That’s right, with a quick take— they just take your land, then tell you what they’ll pay for it. So how are Texans taking to government
workers showing up and saying their land’s being
quick tookened? Texas law gives me the right to shoot these people. This is Nayda Alvarez, peaceful border resident, spirited driver, and wannabee Banksy. So how did you end up graffitiing your own roof? You know, after Trump said
we’re building this wall, he comes over to the valley. And I say he’s gonna fly by, and he’s gonna see this. You know he can’t read, right? I just didn’t have a chance to put
my middle finger up there. Just for reference, that would
look something like this. Nayda’s been told that her backyard is
about to get an exciting new addition. The wall’s supposed to go a few feet from us. Just like right here? Yeah. The government has informed
Nayda that her property— which has been in her family for generations— is now condemned. And they’ve sent more than just letters. We had a pervert show up through there. Someone hired by the government. A government pervert? There’s a little camera over there that caught them. Very quickly— Nayda’s camera captured a posse
of trespassing surveyors. One of them spotted the camera
and began a strip-tease, and then… They claim that you threatened to shoot them. I never threatened to shoot anybody. What did you say? I told them I was going to beat
the shit out of them. Oh, okay. Those are two different things! But not everyone can defend
themselves as well as Nayda. That’s because some of them are butterflies. So tell me where we are. You’re at the National Butterfly Center in Mission, Texas. We’re a 100-acre botanical garden planted with host and nectar
plants for butterflies. Butterflies? Surely the Trump administration would want
to protect innocent little butterfl— Actually, no. The government sent contractors here. I found five workmen cutting down our trees. We had no notice. We had given no permission. And I said, you must not understand the three F’s. If you’re not feeding me, fucking me,
and financing me, I don’t listen to you. What if I’m f-interviewing you? You got five minutes. Wow, Texas ladies are tough. So why piss them off? Why take this land to begin with? Because in this part of Texas,
the border is the river, which is made up of a substance
scientists call water. So… What they’re actually doing is they have
to go about a mile inland. And a lot of the United States is actually
going to be behind the border wall. So to wall out foreigners, we just have
to wall out our own citizens. That’s exactly what’s happening. The position of Trump’s wall
will create a no man’s land. In Spanish they call this “tierra de nadie,” or, roughly translated, “we just gave land back to Mexico!” To speed the process, the Trump
administration has ignored dozens of environment regulations. They’re violating the Rivers and Harbors Act, the Clean Water Act, the Solid Waste Disposal Act, the Native American Graves Protection
and Repatriation Act. I’m sorry—they’re building it on
a Native American burial ground? All of this area was once inhabited
by our indigenous peoples, and their remains are throughout the region. On the bright side, it can’t get any worse! I’m kidding. Of course it can! The government’s border wall isn’t the only threat. In November, they started building a private wall
on the banks of the Rio Grande River. A team of Tinder swipe-lefts— yes, that’s Steve Bannon there— raised $20 million on a Go Fund Me, then joined forces with a pro-Trump contractor
to build their own privately funded wall. It’s illegal and stupid to build it
right on the flood plain, so they decided to build it
right on the flood plain. Behold, the private wall! All in here, in this bend in the river, there was hundreds of acres of just
natural riverbank habitat like that. Just wild habitat. Father Roy Snipes is a local priest with
property right next to the private wall. He took me on his boat to
show me what happens when racism meets industrial-
scale arts and crafts. We always thought, well, you couldn’t just bulldoze miles and miles of beautiful riverbank. You couldn’t do that. But they did it. What do you think Jesus would feel about this? That’s a good question. The real moral issue would be demonizing people
who are poor and just struggling to survive. I think you just captured
the entire GOP platform. So, one last question: how will this private wall then connect
to the government wall? Oh, it won’t. It will be a freestanding sculpture. Yep. The private wall will be walled
off by the wall wall, which will also wall off
U.S. territory and citizens, none of whom can really fight back. There’s no invasion. There’s no crisis. It’s just a big shit show that people believe up north. And Nayda would like to confront the emcee
of this shit show, Donald Trump. I would like to see him in the face. I’m telling you, you wouldn’t. I’m pretty sure he wouldn’t want to be alone
with me in the same room. Now that I would like to see. I bet you he’d run out like a chicken. I see an incredibly lucrative pay-per-view
opportunity in the future.

Could You Survive ALIEN?

Could You Survive ALIEN?


(eerie music) (glass breaking, shouting) (man 1): What’s wrong with him? (man 2): Argh!
(man 1): Why is he shaking?!
(woman): What is going on?! – Somebody help him!
(man shouting) – Help him! – Grab him! Hold him down! What’s happening to his chest?! (alien squealing)
– Oh, what is that?! Oh! I’m Jake, and you might
be wondering how I got here. Well, before my crew and myself
were being stalked in space by a xenomorph, I had
two loves in my life: Science and movies. So I decided to put myself
in one of my favorite films,
Alien, to find out
if you could survive it. (alien screeching)
(Jake): Could you survive… being splattered
by acid blood? A parasite gestating
in your body? Or firing a flamethrower
in a spaceship? Could you survive Alien? (eerie music) Most people take comfort
in the fact that a parasitic alien
bursting out of your chest
is just movie make-believe. However, something like that
exists on Earth. Jewel wasps lay their eggs
on cockroaches, and once the eggs hatch,
they eat their way
into the cockroach’s abdomen. And after eating its internal
organs, cocoons inside, eventually completing its
metamorphosis and emerging from the cockroach’s abdomen. Or, there is the human botfly,
and just a warning,
this footage is kind of gross. Some botflies lay their eggs
on the abdomen of mosquitoes. Then, a mosquito bites you,
and the eggs enter through
the tiny hole left behind. They gestate under your skin
until they become larvae,
and burrow back out. All pretty nasty,
but not as nasty as this
particular space parasite, because it literally bursts
out of your stomach,
horribly killing you, oh, and it also has acid
for blood, which… I learned the hard way. And speaking of acid
for blood, let’s head
into the lab. So, is there an acid
in real life that acts like
what we see in Alien? Well, it turns out there is.
It’s a super acid called
fluoroantimonic, and it is so corrosive,
that it can’t be stored
in glass, it literally breaks pH meters,
and the fumes from it
are toxic. So, labs like this one,
logically, won’t handle it. But, we found the next best
thing called aqua regia. It is an acid that is comprised
of nitric and hydrochloric acid. It’s generally referred to
as “Royal Water”
because of its unique ability to break down noble metals,
things like gold or platinum. And we’re going to be testing it
on a few things that we see
acid on in the film. Specifically fabric, metal,
flesh, muscle and bone. And it should be pretty
destructive. First up, fabric. In the movie, it eats
through the fabric
almost instantly, so… Huh. Nothing. Next up, a metal plate, which melted in less than
ten seconds in the movie. And it… it didn’t erode
the metal. In fact, it just caused
oxidization, which is when an element
loses electrons
when combined with oxygen, provided by the acid
in our experiment. You might know oxidization
as rust. Destructive Alien acid blood
is looking like cinematic
wishful thinking. But what about flesh and bone?
You know, what humans
are made of. In the movie, the characters
survive their encounters,
as long as they… oh. Oh no. The acid instantly starts
to dissolve the flesh and bone. What we’re witnessing
is hydrolysis. Hydrogen ions in acid
are really attractive
to other atoms. As parts of the material
break off to bind with the acid it dissolves that material. But there’s actually something
more deadly than the acid. As the acid dissolves the flesh it releases a vapor comprised
of nasty toxins, including nitric oxide,
which you can see right here. Breathing those fumes
causes nearly instant
respiratory tract damage, as the chlorine and nitric oxid
combine with the moisture
in your lungs, forming an acid inside
your lungs. Not pretty, and potentially
lethal. Oh! Even though the acid
doesn’t destroy the fabric, that fabric has absorbed
the acid, which means if you’re
wearing it, then it’ll
get onto you and… Ew… In the real world, spaceships
are made from a lot
of aluminium. Which got me thinking…
What would the acid do
to aluminium? The results are impressive
and terrifying. The acid completely ate away
the aluminium. So, yeah… Not good. I hope I didn’t drop any
on the ship. So, not only would
the acid be devastating,
but the fumes would be deadly. Oh, also, check out
this cool thing I got. It tracks micro-changes
in air density, and then alerts
me if there’s an… (device beeping)
…alien nearby. Okay, I gotta go get it
before it gets everyone else. (suspenseful music) (beeps increase in pitch) Oh! (laughing) Oh, why are you
so scary and life-like? (Austin): Talking to yourself
again, Jake? – Oh! Austin! We gotta get this thing
off the ship. – We have to bring it
back home with us to Earth. Imagine all the things
that we can learn from it. All the possibilities. – Austin, it’s getting closer! Oh! Oh, no. This isn’t good. (grunting) I got you, buddy! Alright… Should be okay. (sighs) Okay, this is bad. I should probably call Earth
and ask for help. (mechanical buzzing)
– But is it worth it? – What do you mean? – Well… We are limited
to radio communication, which is pretty good,
since radio signals travel at 299,792,458 meters
per second, the speed of light. So, if we were, say,
near Jupiter, it would take only 48 minutes
for a message to be received, and then another 48 minutes
for us to get a response. But, we are currently located
near the moon LV 852-2, which is 39 light years
away from Earth. – And one light year
is equal to the distance something would travel
at the speed of light
in a year, so there’s no reason
for me to call for help, because in space…
nobody can hear you scream. For 39 years. But you’re a tech-savvy guy!
Or, I guess, a robot. So, do you know of any way
where we can communicate quickly
over interstellar distances? – There are a few theories. Tachyon particles,
quantum entanglement,
and wormholes. But again, these are just
theories. (Jake): Yes, but they’re
awesome, so I’m going
to explain them. Tachyons are hypothetical
particles that travel faster
than light, and if they did exist,
you could theoretically
have communications across vast distances. The issue, however,
is that you would need
an infinite amount of energy to slow those particles down
so you could actually
get the message. Which, we currently
don’t have the technology
to do. Then, we get
to quantum entanglement. In quantum physics,
entangled particles
remain connected, so that the actions
performed on one
affect the other, even when separated
across large spaces. One issue, however, is that it seems to rely
on the indeterminate state
of the particle. Meaning it’s hard
to determine the position
of that particle, which would make it
difficult to send
specific messages. And lastly, we get
to wormholes, or Einstein Rosen Bridges,
as they are technically called. We still aren’t sure
if they exist, but if they did, you could easily send a message
or object in one end, and it would come out
the other. It’s basically a shortcut
through space. And speaking of holes… Austin’s head
is just in a hole in the table. Now, most modern movies
would use computer effects,
digital effects to sell this. But in Alien, they did this… They put the actor
underneath the table
on some apple boxes, with his head through a hole.
And actually, it’s through
two half circles. The reason they do this
is so that they can get
a tighter fit around the neck to sell the effect
that there’s a head
sitting on a table. Coupled with… Pardon me,
Austin, I’m sorry… Some prosthetics
to look like flesh,
wires, and goo. You feeling good?
– Absolutely not. – Great! Let’s put it back! Alright, buddy! I gotta go back
and do my scenes. Good luck. – Wait, what?
Why are you leaving? I’m… I can’t move my arms!
– He should… be fine. Oh, now it looks like
the alien’s in the cockpit.
Let’s get it! (intense music) (device beeping) Wait… There’s nothing in here. Is this thing busted?
Oh no… (air whooshing) How did this hole get here? Hold onto something,
we’re gonna get sucked out! – Not! – Oh, Neil DeGrasse Tyson!
You’re alive. This is fantastic, but continue.
What were you saying? – Well, if you’re right
at the hole, yeah, it’s a little bit of push
on you from the air, and you’ll fall out, alright? But if you’re anywhere else
you’ll just feel this air
go around you. Say, “What’s that breeze?
Oh. The cabin
is depressurizing.” That’s all that’s gonna happen. But there seems to be a trope
in all movies, where people fly out
the airplane window, fly out the spaceship.
No. You’ll just stand there,
you’ll feel a little breezy
for a few seconds, and then that’s it,
until it equilibrates. But, what’ll happen to you
if you fall out into the vacuum
of space? You are now in zero
atmospheric pressure. That’s not good
for the dissolved gases
in your bloodstream. It’ll take a little while,
but ultimately, gases that are
in your bloodstream –
previously at equilibrium, with an atmospheric pressure –
will begin to bubble up, and come out
of your bloodstream. And you’ll start getting
gas bubbles in your body. That is not good. Okay? But that’s not the first thing
you’ll notice. The first thing you’ll notice
is that there’s no air! Okay? So you will die from suffocation
before anything else bad
will happen to you. – That is great information,
thank you very much,
you’re a gem. Also, stay safe,
the alien’s still here. And speaking of… I think I have an idea
of how we can take care
of this alien once and for all. (alien shrieking)
– What the–? (device beeping) (intense music) (alien growling) – We might not have guns,
but we do have… flamethrowers. Let’s light this up!
– Jake, no! This is a terrible
idea! – Amy, first, I am so happy
that you’re alive. But second,
fire kills everything! – I know that, but it’s also
going to kill you. There is so much oxygen in
here–
(alien shrieking, Jake shouting) No! Ah… Sorry, Jake. But you know, why would anyone think
a flamethrower in space
is a good idea? I mean, you’re gonna burn
yourself to death
on the flames. And if you don’t,
you’re gonna use up
all of your available oxygen and asphyxiate. Either way,
it’s a really bad day. Let’s just show you
what that looks like. (Amy): To safely demonstrate
the devastating effects, we sealed the end
of a flamethrower
into an airtight container. Combustion requires
three things: fuel, oxygen,
and an ignition source. In Alien, and in our experiment the flamethrower provides
both the spark and the fuel. And the air in the container
provides the oxygen. Within seconds, the flame
consumes all the oxygen
in the room. Which is good, because without
oxygen, the flame
will extinguish. But… it also means
that even if you survive
the flames, you’ll suffocate
from a lack of oxygen. To say nothing for the horrific
burns across your body. One other bit of good news: We would assume future
spacecrafts or bases
like modern spaceships are pressurized with breathable
air, which is only
about 21% oxygen. The balance is usually
non-flammable nitrogen. So, while you’d still be
horribly burned by the fire, it would extinguish
pretty quickly, or at least spread slowly enoug
to be manageable. What’s crazy is that
the original Apollo Air Mission
used pure oxygen. It was a simple
and light system, and at
a low enough pressure that a fire wouldn’t be fatal. Except when that fire
was on the launch-pad with the cabin under
head pressure. When a fire sparked
during a test of the Apollo One
spacecraft in 1967, the crew sadly was killed. It was too late to retrofit
a dual gas system
into Apollo, and still get to the moon
by the end of the decade. So NASA kept pure oxygen
in flight, but it did change
the high pressure
launch atmosphere to an oxygen-nitrogen mixture. But in this case, Jake either
burned to death,
or suffocated. It looks like I’m the only
survivor on this ship.
(alien screeching) At least, the only
human survivor. But I think I know
how to get rid of this thing. This parasite is clearly
taking on some of the traits
of its host, and since it’s living
in this environment, we can assume that it’s a
carbon-based life form.
(zipping) So, we don’t need to use
a flamethrower to blow it up, we just need to cut the oxygen.
(alarm sounding) It’s that simple.
(warning over speakers) Sorry, guys. There’s only room
for one in this escape hatch. And as always…
thanks for watching. (warning over speakers):
… 15 seconds. (alarm sounding) Three, two, one… (alien screeching) (Amy): The alien should be dead
but, you know, there’s only
one way to be sure. (explosion) (Jake): This season on
Could You Survive the Movies? Could you survive… (intense music) (engine revving) Fire in the hole! (plasma beams blasting)
(monster groaning) Welcome to the party pal! (alien roaring) (screaming) You think he’s okay? – We have nothing to fear. – Oh. Well that’s great! (dramatic sound effect)
– Or do we? (up-tempo music) – God, I love Twinkies. – And, as always…
(all): Thanks for watching. (Jake): Oh… That wasn’t too bad.

UNDERTALE SPIDER DONUTS ft Dan & Phil! – NERDY NUMMIES

UNDERTALE SPIDER DONUTS ft Dan & Phil! – NERDY NUMMIES


Ro: Hey guys, it’s Ro! Welcome to another
Nerdy Nummies! Ro: Today I have 2 very special guests, Dan
and Phil! Phil: Hi! Dan: What up Num-sters! Ro: Yeah,
you guys know these guys… Phil: Is that a thing? That’s not the thing! Ro: You guys have no idea how many requests
I got for you guys to come bake, Ro: so I am so excited. Dan: It’s because
we make baking videos that are really terrible… Phil: Yeah. Dan: So I think all our audience
is just so desperate to see us Dan: do a successful bake. Phil: See how it’s
actually done! Ro: We’re gonna do it today. If you guys
aren’t familiar them, they are amazing, Ro: I’m gonna put their links down below
so you should go check ‘em out. Ro: Dan and Phil both have separate channels
and then they do a combined gaming Ro: channel, Dan and Phil Games, so go check it out, I love it! And we are gonna be making a recipe from Ro: the indie game… All: UNDERTALE! Ro: That was really good! Dan: Boom! There
you go! Phil: We are playing this right now on our
gaming channel and I love it so much! Ro: This is perfect! Dan: I know, it’s,
it’s ruining our lives in the best way ever! Ro: Today we are gonna be making the donuts
form the game called Spider Donuts. Phil: Ooooh! Dan: Bah-bah-bah! Ro: But the
recipe is going to be dairy free. All: Let’s get started! Ro: The things you will need to make these
Spider Donuts will be: Dan: 1-1/2 cups of all purpose flour, 3 tablespoons
of oil, 1 teaspoon of apple Dan: cider vinegar, 1/4 of a teaspoon of baking
soda, 1 teaspoon of vanilla extract. Phil: 2 teaspoons of baking powder, 1/4 of
a teaspoon of salt, 2 teaspoons of Phil: lemon zest. Dan: Please don’t touch
the lemon like that Phil… Phil: Sorry! I’m sorry. Dan: Phil has defiled
a lemon everybody. Phil: A 1/2 a cup of sugar, 3/4 cup plus 2
tablespoons of almond milk. Ro: 3 cups of sifted powdered sugar, 1/3 cup
of blueberry juice, a few drops of Ro: purple food coloring and a donut pan. All: Now let’s put it all together! Phil: Ohp! Ow! Ro: The first thing that we’re gonna do
is sift together our dry ingredients. Ro: So I’m gonna have Phil, you’re gonna
hold down the bowl. Dan: Oh no! Phil: OK, I’m warning you, I’m the clumsiest
person on Earth, so… Ro: OK. Dan: You gave Phil the job that creates mess.
Ro: Uh-oh! Phil: I’m gonna try my best! Ro: Pour it right in here. Phil: Do I shake
it? Do I vibrate it? Ro: Shake it, just a little, controlled. Controlled shake.
Phil: Controlled shaking. Dan: Controlled shaking Phil! Phil: OK, just
do it, I’m doing it! Phil: Whew! Dan: You annihilated that flour.
Ro: That’s amazing! Phil: Alright. Ro: And these chunks, we don’t need ‘em,
get ‘em out of here! Dan: Sift that. Ro: Now our sugar, salty-salty!
Phil: Like a bit of salt, there we go! Dan: What is happening? Get out! Ro: That’s
it, jump it around. Phil: Oh there we go, there we go! It’s
coming out. Dan: Whoa is that a whisk? Whoa, OK didn’t
tell me there’d be whisks involved today! Ro: Baking soda and baking powder, you can
put them in at the same time, Ro: that’s OK. Phil: Let’s do it! Ro: Whisk together until well combined. You
can do it slow. Phil: That’s slow! Ro: Or fast to create a lot of dust if you
want. Phil: I am creating a lot of dust… Dan: It’s just like, ‘We’re walking
in the earth!’ Phil: I am sorry everyone! Dan: OK, let’s just put down this whisk
right here, what’s happening with the lemon Ro? Ro: Alright, so what we’re gonna do is we’re
gonna need to zest it. Phil: Yes. Ro: So if you’re not familiar with zesting…
Phil: That looks dangerous! Ro: It’s very easy! Dan: Get that away from
us! Oh my gosh! Phil: What is this? Ro: I’m gonna teach
you. Dan: This isn’t a Phil job! Ro: It’s a very fine micro blade, kind of
like a cheese grater. Phil: Mmmmm. Dan: Oooh, micro blade! Ro: But you’re just
gonna hold this down, like that. Dan: Nice! Dan: Oh, drag that lemon. Ro: Here, you got
it! Dan: OK, I like this… Phil: You could be
a professional zester Dan! Ro: Zesting! Dan: Finally a viable career!
Bye YouTube! Ro: You can zest lemons… Dan: Your enemies.
Phil: Spiders. Ro: Those are popular baking zests. Dan: What
would happen if you tried to zest a plum? Ro: They don’t really have that kind of
skin for that. Phil: No… Ro: No…. Dan: I’m gonna do it! Ro: Now we’re gonna add all of our zest
into our dry ingredients. Phil: So as the dry ingredients went so well,
what happens now? Ro: Now we are gonna make non-dairy buttermilk,
this is a very very easy thing to do. Dan and Phil: Oooh! Ro: Who wants to pour the apple cider vinegar
into our almond milk? Phil: I feel like my entire life has been
leading up to this moment. Dan: Phil, you are the no lactose guy, you
need to make this not-buttermilk. Ro: Yeah! Phil: Here we go. Ro: Just slowly pour it
in, then using a spoon you’re just going Ro: to slowly stir it together. You want to
stir until it starts to curdle, and Ro: this is basically making a buttermilk
replacement. Dan: So this is cow-free witchcraft right
now, look at this! Phil: Mmmm, here we go! Dan: Now we can add in the vanilla extract
and oil. Oh yeah! Phil: That was satisfying. Dan: Oh my gosh look at this. Ro: Then give
it 1 more stir. Ro: We’ve got our wet ingredients, our dry
ingredients. Phil: Yeah? Ro: I’m gonna have both of you work together,
this is teamwork. Phil: Uh…. Dan: Oh no! Phil: I’m pouring, slower? Ro: Be the turtle! Dan: You’re pouring on my finger, don’t
pour it on my finger! Ro: The only thing to remember is not to over-mix
because you don’t want your batter Ro: to be too tough! Dan: So we didn’t make a gigantic mess,
we have scooped our donut mixture into these Dan: piping bags, look at this! Phil: They
look like alien carrots. Dan: And now it’s time to whack out the
scissors. Phil: Oh no. Ro: Yes. Dan: Carefully! Ro: You want to make sure to spray your pan
so that it won’t stick while it’s baking. Dan: Your spray is a lot more controlled than
Markiplier’s was… Phil: That was a heavy flow… Markiplier: I was told heavy! Ro: Yep, heavy.
Markiplier: They didn’t say how heavy! Ro: So start at the bottom. Phil: Yeah? Ro:
And you’re just gonna fill it about 2/3 full. Dan: So how much mixture do we have? Phil:
Oh no, wait! I’m sorry! Dan: Phil what the heck? Ro: Oh whoa! Phil:
I’m sorry! Phil: It’s falling back in, it’s fine! Ro: It’s OK. Dan: You destroy everything
you touch! Phil: Stop making me laugh! Dan: What is wrong
with you, control yourself! Phil: Stop making me laugh! Dan: You have
destroyed this video, and our futures! Ro: I’m gonna pop these in the oven, you’re
gonna heat your oven to 375 Ro: degrees and bake these for about 10-12
minutes. Dan: Not 13! Phil: No! Ro: No! Phil: Then it’s set afire!
Ro: You’ve gone to far! Dan: I’m watching you! Dan: So whilst that’s baking, what is this
that has appeared before us? Phil: Dun-da-da-daaaa! Ro: Donut glaze! Phil:
My favorite kind of glaze! Dan: You’ve got to glaze it! Ro: Glaze is very easy to make you guys, you
just need powdered sugar, and here Ro: I’ve got my blueberry juice, so Phil
I’m gonna have you pour this in here and Ro: Dan, whisk together. Phil: OK. Dan: It’s
literally just sugar and a color, Dan: you can’t mess this up. Phil: Am I
doing this the right way? Ro: Yeah! Phil: Wooop! Dan: He’s doing it in a smiley
face. Phil: There we go! Ro: You could just leave it here, but I’m
gonna bring a little bit more Ro: vibrance, I’m just gonna add 1 little
drop of food coloring. Dan: Oh man, I just want that all over me! Ro: Now, our donuts have baked, they’ve
had plenty of time to cool. Dan: Da-da-da-da! Ro: I’ve put them on top
of a drying rack. Phil: Ba-ba-ba-ba! Dan: Mmmmhmmm. Ro: And
then, placed it on top of a cookie sheet Ro: lined with a piece of parchment paper,
so that it will catch the excess glaze that Ro: drips off. Phil: OK. Dan: So no matter
how much mess we are definitely gonna Dan: make… Ro: Mmmhmmm. Dan: It will just
drip through. Phil: Nice! Dan: See, we just destroy our house. Phil:
Yeah. Dan: Find sugar everywhere for months. Ro: I just like go slow and steady. Phil: I’m imagining it’s a snail that
I’m going in a spiral shape. Dan: Oh that’s so much better than me. Ro:
What are you doing? Dan: I regret all my life choices. Phil: Oh
Dan, what are you doing!? Phil: I don’t know, mine’s just fallen
down the stairs… Phil: Yours is like… Dan: It’s not having
a great time. Phil: I’m trying a new technique now. Dan:
OK, what is this new technique you’re trying? Phil: It’s like a lion’s mane, rawr! Dan: I’m going for the whirlpool that represents
the inner torment in my soul. Phil: Yay! Dan: There we go. Dan: Oh no, I got some on my hands. Phil:
Oh no what a shame! Oh no! Dan: Oh no it’s happening again! Phil: Oh no! What’s happening!? Ro: Treats for me! Dan: Just lay me down,
can you both just pipe it into my mouth? Dan: This is happening. Ro: They’re gonna set for just a few minutes.
Phil: OK. Ro: And then, we have Ro: 1 final decoration step. Dan: The spiderweb?
Ro: Yep! Phil: You know it! Dan: Yes! Ro: Pew-pew-pew-pew! Phil: Dan got
all the gold stars! Ro: That’s Spiderman. Phil: I bet he’s
happy it comes out of his arms and not Phil: out of his nose. Ro: That would be hard
if you were him to shoot them Ro: out of your nose because you’d have
to go…. Phil: Yeah. Dan: And that’s just gross! Ro: We are gonna need some white royal icing.
Phil: OK. Ro: I put them in plastic baggies with number
2 tips at the end for a little bit more control. Phil: So what’s happening. Ro: We are gonna
pipe 2 crosses, any way you want, Ro: you can go horizontal or vertical. Dan: What, what are you doing!? Phil: I drew
a cross? Dan: What on earth do you think a spider’s
web looks like? Phil: I’m sorry! Phil: I’m sorry! Ro: Oh no! Dan: Oh my gosh! Phil’s
spider got a bit dizzy! Ro: We’ve got our crosses, now it’s time
for inner-web. Phil: Inner-web! Ro: They kind of look like little smiley faces.
Dan: They need the little ladder Dan: steps for them to climb on. Phil: Yes. Ro: Yeah!
Dan: Otherwise how could the spider sit in the web? Phil: Rainbows… Ro: So in between each line, you’re just
going to do a little happy face. Phil: I’ve got this! Mine looks quite
spooky though. Dan: Yours, yeah yours looks like a true basement
web! Phil: One that’s been around for awhile.
Ro: Let me see, you guys, let us know who has the best Ro: web, I think we all know who it is…
Phil: Um, definitely not me! Dan: Don’t, don’t even humor us in the
comments guys, we don’t deserve it! Ro: Now we’re gonna decorate the rest of
our donuts! Phil: OK, I’m gonna do this one well. Dan: I mean mine looks like the spider ate some bad chili, and it just kind of lost control whilst Dan: trying to make a web… Haaarrrrggggghhhhh! All: Ta-da! Ro: Here are the spider donuts that we made
today, in honor of Undertale! Phil: I’m so proud of us! Dan: Muffet would
be proud! Phil: They’re so good! Dan: Especially with
this little apron as well. Ro: Yeah you guys, spoiler! When you meet
Muffet… Phil: Spoiler alert! Ro: This is her tablecloth in the video game. Ro: So let’s display our favorite donut.
Phil: My favorite donut here, Phil: mine’s the basement donut. Dan: Yours
is the beautifully iced one! Phil: Beautiful, it’s almost as if you know
how to bake! Dan: The successful one! Ro: We have to do a taste test. Phil: OK,
let’s do this! Phil: Hawmh! Mmmm! They are so good! Ro: That’s good! Mmmm! Dan: I’m gonna
need a private moment, OK, sorry guys! Ro: I like the lemon! Dan: Whoooooooo! Ro: A big thank you to Dan and Phil for coming
and baking with me today! Both: Thank you for having us! Dan: We had a great time! Ro: You guys, this
was so fun! Dan: This was a successful bake! Phil: Yes!
Dan: We, we really needed this in our lives! Ro: Can I come visit you? Both: You can! Dan:
We’ll show you how we bake in the UK! Phil: Introduce you to the queen. Dan: You’ll
have a terrible time! Ro: These guys are amazing, please go check
out their channels if you haven’t already, Ro: I’ll be putting all their links down
below. And I’ll be taking lots of pictures Ro: of our baking creations that we made today
and I’ll be posting them on Ro: Facebook, Tumblr, Instagram and Twitter!
And if you guys make these, please Ro: take a picture, and send them to us, we
would love to see your baking creations. Dan: We would! Just send ‘em over! Phil:
So much! Send everything! Ro: I love to like, re-tweet them and stuff.
Dan: All that. Ro: It just makes me happy! Phil: Yay! Ro: Makes my day! Alright, thanks again you guys, bye-bye! Phil: Bye! Dan: Goodbye! Ro: Dee-dee!

04. I’ve Got Ants In My Plans (With Greek Subs)


our ladies and gentlemen if you’ll kindly give me your attention accompanying me to an anteater like me the only end that will be working on the dollars a fleet would have to be a pretty big in your mind you I take great pride in presenting the guest of honor one whom we all respect and a person to whom we all look up to how do you do how do you like that I got nothing what oh boy a nanny to can buzz up a party faster in a skunk in an air conditioner are you sorry to eaten one bucket oh I think I put my little bitty foot in the wrong mouth I better get a little light on the subject oh there’s a sign I wonder what it says see this is quite a plane look at all these Spanish name did you have a hard fight well I got it all over I better run for cover just covered hey did you see my hat describe he’s a little teeny thing about so hard and he’s red wait a minute yeah this must be your hand well let me have it you got it you know it’s tea time and I’m gonna have you with my tea 104 – better make it – he likes it sweet oh we did it thank you hold and dad I wanna make a public service announcement now all you little kiddies on 12 years of age better run out and grab a snagging at all’s violence is over that’s a good idea I think I love a snack and you’re in thank you sometimes in these situations it’s hard to keep a stiff upper lip if you take my head you’ll be sorry Oh thank you oh I got you oh no you don’t let go hold it hold it wait a minute hmm can’t you guys settle this in a more gentlemanly manner I mean flip a coin or something okay we don’t have a coin so we’ll flip you what do you want and hotel and okay here go you take the back door and I’ll take the front I think I got meaning bells are all tied up I guess I’ll go rustle me up a picnic by now don’t pull you only make it tighter you don’t happen to know the number of a good boys go

Yardie Training! Red Ants and Coconut Water with Coppy


Good morning Alright Yeah Alright Alright You’re leaving today? I’ll miss you Rat-man! What’s happening? Nothing You alright? Yeah Where is your girlfriend? When you’re leaving, the thing won’t be ready yet The thing won’t be ready yet Remember when you’re leaving you can just drop it off up there You can’t climb the jelly [coconut] tree man You’re lying One of my shoes was torn Leave it in the house then Yeah, let it stay Where are you? You can fill up those two bottles there Matthew Uh-uh, its no good Uh-uh, has no use No Too young Wha’s going on? You alright? Where is the dog? See it lying down What’s up? What’s up? You got the chain? Aren’t you going to ‘Bay today? Alright Oh, yeah yeah Yo, this thing is heavy youth Yo, hold on man! Yo, hold off they’re falling out. Hold off, they’re falling out You can’t carry this bag! Wait man! Wait! Go on Go on, run with it A straight run Go on Come here! Where are you? Where are you? Bruce! Come on! Go on man Who’s up there? Come for your jelly [coconuts]! See them up there! Pick them up It’s there Up there Hold this Is this Matthew? Everything good? Demar Yes man! You too! Alright You’re tired bro Your girlfriend misses you now You know you can freeze the jelly [coconut] water and carry some to give Freeze it at home Freeze it at home and wrap it up in something It’s far we’re coming from brother I thank you I wish you prosperity And long life Yes, I wish you, and I hope for you a safe ride and a safe landing God’s blessing. Prosperity. Long life That bottle? Let me see it. Let me see that one there This one here? Yo, you have to bring one to town too You have to get another bottle like that Fire man! You have any bottles like this in there? Listen, this … Ya man. That will be alright Two bottles are good man Give me something Fire man What you want now? To put them in Yes sir Ya man It will be strained Mind you chop your hand Matthew Wow, yeah It’s the first he’s chopped man A full bucket? One more Wait, just bore it Done now No, see the meat ones there See the meat ones there

Spider-Man Into the Spider-Verse Movie Gear Test + The Grinch Returns! KIDCITY


I think there’s something to be right
there Oh it’s the grinch, It’s the Grinch the grinch master wanna know Li are you
still trying to shut down all the toys in the world by Christmas yes sorry
first it’s kid city and then it stores my toys r us toys r us already went out
of business exactly here’s what you’re gonna do I’ve
installed a tracking device in this golden spider-man trophy and you’re
gonna use it in your next kid City challenge so now I can keep track of
your channel don’t get out of line or I’m gonna give you the old Toys R Us okay now get out there and do your
Spiderman gear test okay what’s up everybody today we’ve got a Spider Man
into the spider-verse Miles Morales gear test and nerf battle are you having a
good time first we’re gonna test out this nerf gear right we’re gonna shoot
it see how it shoots then we’re gonna do the Miles Morales costume gear tests and
then we’ve got that nerf pucker battle the winner of that bunker battle is
gonna get the golden spider-man trophy look
Golden Ball head on a candelabra don’t is it the Marvel nerf a similar gear has
different pieces and modules to it and then you can customize it however you
want so little flash is studying how he’s gonna be putting it together and
we’re gonna take these pieces and build our assembler gear listen buddy you can
build it however you want to but you’re gonna have to use what you build in our
nerf game we just snap in what is that the scope hello that’s a scope and this
is the extension here oink oh it went about three feet so it’s got an
over-the-shoulder handle chemical reaction there one more one more just to
the right okay that was lame let’s try get a better one boom there you go there
you go so little flash is putting on the Miles Morales spider-man into the spider-verse it says it’s a deluxe costume but there’s only half a costume in here this
is like a scuba suit look at this it’s fine it’s fine I kind of like it I like
the new spider-man look Ava’s gonna be wearing this white spider girl spider
Gwynn costume you’ll go ahead and get that on for our nerf battle excited
about the new spider-man movie remember to comment down below and let us know
yeah yeah here’s the master that comes with let’s see what this one looks like
yes uh-oh wait a minute I think there’s something
supposed to be right there or that I supposed to be on top of the head okay
now we’ve got it on where are your eyes they’re like right here your eyes are
right here yeah try this see if you can see better out
of this one that’s a little better spotty effects now shake your head so
listen Hawk strike shark strike so the logic behind this is if you want to talk
like spider-man all you got to do is shake your head like this hmm
okay okay little flash is gonna help Ava put on the web-shooter
web fluid glove that we picked up she’s got one yes she’s got one white and one
black and red Miles Morales gloves let’s put this on this way I believe maybe
since we’ve got blue yellow and red we will do red – snap this piece on snap
this in turn your arm this way sorry I put it on wrong yeah I’m sorry
okay hey you only gonna spray somebody at this thing will fit on you okay so
opens up and straps on Ava put your hand in there like that so like that right
palm up oh he’s got deep nerve elite disrupter
with extra this is kind of a kid city innovation with a rubber band and your
darks on the side there for quick reloading on this bunker this tire rack
she’s got the Adventure Force generic barrel gun watch she’s gonna demonstrate
how she can do this yes so you can do it mom city sports her lovely GoPro helmet
and the miles morales adventure gear we’re we’re running out of daylight so
we’re gonna make this fast so the north battle looks like this
there are three bunker stations for three players and flags in the middle
when you hit a player you score and pick up a flag at the end of each one minute
round we will rotate and switch blasters the player with the most flags at the
end of four rounds will get that coveted spider-man trophy ready set go
stay there stay there duck Ava you better duck Ava’s needs to come up with a strategy
mom City is gonna do a little flash but it comes up short what you gonna do
buddy oh you’re hit little flash goes in for a
point duck’s back behind there mom said he took a shot at Ava but I don’t think
it connected Oh Oh she took a shot it went right past
mom city oh that was close Eva that was close oh he hit the bunker was that a hit okay switch leave your gun and switch
take your flag leave your blaster and switch to the new one
Ava this way round two Ready Set she’s ready she’s ready
oh he’s modifying on the fly go I can hear him whizzing by hitting the bunkers
what’s he doing he’s reloading takes a little bit to reload these things she’s
out of bullets she’s out of bullets now’s your chance get her don’t wait
don’t wait you can get her while she’s reloading there you go are you out are
you out you’re out of bullets you need to reload reload Oh mom city Connor
while I’m standing here she’s gonna hit you while you’re tough
tattling well she is taking shots she is taking shots time so in round two mom
said he picked up one point the flash has one point and Ava needs to get a
score you go get score this time yeah all right we’re gonna switch little
flashes at bunker one the rock Ava’s gonna go to the oil rig whatever I can
mob city is gonna be stationed at the tire stack ready oh you hit mom says
bunker she did some damage Oh flash got her little flash Caught a that’s two
points has got a foot that’s a point from our city Oh Oh go get you Flagler
flash go get you flag 29 seconds left we got a little bit of injury we got a
little bit of injury I’m gonna just a few seconds left to this one nope no
connection there what’s she gonna do well that was a good
that was it couldn’t miss car three oh yeah
that’s it that was round three one more round to go little flash gets Ava in the
head and that was we may need to put some helmets on each other
mom city picked up one in that round which makes it little flash three mom
city has two you gonna be all right Ava you know what Dad city don’t have no
points either so we’re gonna be zero together okay
we’ll eat some chocolate and ice cream and we’ll cry together ice cream
round four as the Sun is going down Ava got injured in the last one oh my
goodness she’s so sassy you need to take cover
avy you can’t just stand out in the open this is Round four Ready Set whoa I
nearly got hit with that one you didn’t you screamed oh my goodness
Oh bullets bullets are flying everywhere now how’s it going over here 25 seconds
left oh I got it
I’m in the line of fire mom said he gets a point
Oh action is crazy I need to duck timer and that’s the timer that is the
timer everybody bring your flags and we will count them in the center must study
how many flags do you have one two three flash coming Oh
and Ava has one and you know what that means
dad city has none and can I have one please oh thank you so much and I’ll
trade you this for some ice cream okay yeah congratulations to the entire kit
city family we’ll say for our golden spider-man trophy if you want to see
more family fun on kit City click right up here will give you a link what if we
want to give them a link to some of our other Spiderman gear test everybody say
bye

Spelling bee “Competition” with Jessi [Trio’s Childcare Challenge/ENG/2019.11.20]

Spelling bee “Competition” with Jessi [Trio’s Childcare Challenge/ENG/2019.11.20]


you keep getting your Korean spelling wrong. – Yes. / – Really? – Me, too. / – You, too, right? Yes. (These days, their mom is worried) (because the kids are having trouble with spelling.) (Spelling is so hard.) – Korean spelling is hard. / – Yes. – We probably get them wrong, too. / – Then… Grab one each. – That one. / – Grab one. Mine! We will have a spelling contest. Give Auntie Jessi one, too. Are you kidding? Don’t do that. You join them, too. Don’t make me do it. Hey! What are you doing? Why are you laughing? Why are you laughing? (This is a spelling competition!) Oh my gosh. Spelling! Get ready. Okay. The first questions. – “Puppies”… / – What? “Puppies” “bark woof woof”… Wait, I don’t want to do this. Wait. – It’s already hard. / – “Puppies bark woof woof,” “and cats cry meow meow.” Will you please slow down? – There. / – Number two! Is that correct? Now, number two. What’s number two? “Jiwoo puts the book she was reading”… As in “read”? Yes. Reading. “The book she was reading”… Read? “back in the bookshelf”… – Like a flower? / – “In the bookshelf”. – Like a flower? / – No. Bookshelf? – “In the bookshelf”. / – Bookshelf. Why am I doing this? – Why do I have to suffer? / – For the fun of it. We’re not done yet with number two. “Jiwoo puts the book she was reading” “back in the bookshelf,” “and Janghoon”… It’s hard. – “Uses a rag” / – I’m not done yet. “to wipe the floor.” “Wipe”? / – “Wipe the floor.” Wipe. / “Wipe the floor.” It’s “wipe the floor”, right? This is how you pronounce it. Oh, no! The baby. Gosh. He doesn’t get mad, though. I’ll read it for you. “The dog barks woof woof,” “and the cat cries meow meow.” Let’s check Jessi’s first. – I’ll see it alone. / – You said you won’t show it. Okay. Jessi got it all right. Jessi… (What will Jessi’s score be?) – Jessi? / – Oh my gosh. – Look at that. / – She got two correct. I won’t show it to you. He won’t show the score. Yes! I knew it! – This is mine. / – Actually… (The kids turn in their answers.) Let me see. Jiwon… (They are all worried.) They’re all worried because it’s still a test. (Worried) – Picture. / – “Woof woof”. (He doesn’t care about the score.) (How did they all do?) (Jimin: 3, Jiwon: 1, Jiwoo:1) How many did I get wrong? I will teach you this. Look here. Here. Give it to me. It was “The dog barks woof woof”. “Barks” – This is the correct way. / – What did I write? And the last one, “wipe the floor”, has two letters. Okay? (We will remember it!) It’s okay. It’s okay to be wrong. You learn, okay? You’re learning. Sure. They’re learning. It’s okay to be wrong. Do you want to be a singer? – A celebrity. / – A celebrity? I came from the States when I was 14 to become a singer. I came here alone when I was 14. To be honest, I’m not a good dancer. But it’s all about the confidence. Okay? Five, six. – Five, six, seven, eight! / – Seven, eight! (You need to be confident even if it’s a small move!) (Jiwon is full of excitement.) It’s hard. (Her groove fills up inside.) It’s so hard! (He is proud.) She’s got the groove! Five, six, seven, eight! (Let’s dance!) I want to take my jacket off. (One step, two steps) Turn your neck! Turn your neck! (Jiwoo follows well.) Your bottom! (She is filled with confidence!) That’s enough. Good job. (Her eyes suddenly widen.) (What did she see?) Five kids… It must be hard to raise five kids.