🕷 DIY Giant Spider AKA Aragog AKA HARRY POTTER HALLOWEEN BIT*HES!

🕷 DIY Giant Spider AKA Aragog AKA HARRY POTTER HALLOWEEN BIT*HES!


Well hello there again Internet, Corinne here, and you’re watching the best dang show on the Internet! *clears throat* Well, it’s official, the best time of year is upon us!
{Agreed.} I LOVE October for many reasons, but the first and foremost being: Halloween. I’ve been noticing that every time we ask you for project suggestions, you leave a lot of Harry Potter themed things. I really have no idea why, why that would be?
{Yep, no clue at all.} One of you even went as far as posting this article from BuzzFeed, on how to have the most epic Harry Potter party of all time. Now you knew when you posted it, that I was gonna have to do this. Oh, Lord, yes! We’re gonna have the best Harry Potter party this side of Hogwarts! Let’s get started, shall we? *signature witchy laugh* Alright, here we are, we got the Internet and our dreams. Basically, this BuzzFeed article is a mixture of things you need to order off the internet, and things you need to make yourself. Definitely need one of these, and one of these, Oooooooh Quidditch beer pong! [I’m] gonna need to order this, this, and that. Hmm, I’m really likin’ these spiders But they’re not as big as we need it to be. I need a full-on Aragog up in here. Ya know what I’m sayin’? So I’m thinkin’, that’s gonna have to be my first DIY project. *sigh* This is gonna be the best party ever!! Alright, so some of the stuff we just ordered from Amazon arrived. This is the spider and while it’s pretty giant, it is not giant enough. Aragog is way bigger than that. These will definitely work for Aragog’s children though. ‘Kay, basically what I’m gonna do is take the pipe insulation, put it over the metal rods we got, shape ’em like a spider leg, and then attach them to a body of some sort. I haven’t figured that part out yet. That’s okay. We’re gonna figure it out. That’s right, we got this! Best Harry Potter party ever about to happen up in here! Up in here. Oh, yeah, and guess what? The decorations we have from last year still apply to this year’s theme. Good job guys. Good job everyone. “Harry was finding it hard to think about the future at all…” Okay, yaas! We are ready to craft. [The] first thing I’m doing here is measuring and marking each rod. *chuckles* /Rod/
{That’s a lot of rods ya got there.} Yes, I’m marking each one at the same point and then bending it at those points. Here’s a tip: If you’re using rods like mine, don’t bend it all the way like this, because you’ll break it. And you probably only bought eight because spiders have eight legs. And you didn’t think you were gonna break a metal f***ing rod that, apparently, isn’t as metal as you thought it was. That’s okay, because we have /electrical/ tape and that sh*t fixes everything. See? All hope is not lost. We [are] gonna make this work, hunty. Yes, bent rod goes into the pipe casing, and then we remove the plastic stuff that’s covering the sticky stuff in the middle here, and then stick those pieces together. This stuff is pretty cool. Then we just have to wrap the whole thing in electrical tape. Yes, lookin’ good! We only have to do that /seven more times/, And you know what? After the first one I realized that I didn’t need to cover every section with the tape. That uses a /crap-ton/ of tape. It also seems like /this/ goes by super-fast, but I assure you, this takes a very long time. And, after a few hours, I had eight spider legs. Lookin’ good! Now I’m going to cover them in some fake fur, ‘cuz I need my spider to be furry. Furry spiders are so cute! I feel ya Hagrid. The best way to cut fake fur is to use a Self-Healing Cutting Mat and a Rotary Cutter. Honestly, no matter what you do, there’s gonna be hair all over the place. So, just- just know that. What I’m gonna be doing is cutting long strips that are about yea-wide.
{Almost 2.5 inches/6.35 cm} You wanna cut it along the backside, that way you run less chance of cutting all the little hairs here. There’s already all kinds of hair from when they cut it at the fabric store. *valley girl accent* See? This works much better than using scissors goddammit. This is what it looks like here. Yes, we’re doing it! Oh, and by the way, after each cut, you’re probably gonna want to break out the Dustbuster and clean up all the hair that’s already fallen. If you don’t, you’re gonna have yourself quite the /hairy/ situation. They’ll be hair in places [that] you didn’t even know existed. Alrighty! Now we’re taking our trusty [Hot] Glue Gun and these long-ass glue sticks, look at these things! This is a game-changer right here! Why hasn’t anyone told me??? Yeah, I’m pretty excited about this, what I’m not excited about is spending the next three hours hot gluing fur to a giant spider leg. I mean the concept is pretty simple: You glue it starting from the bottom, working your way to the top, wrapping it around and around like a candy cane. And voila: Furry Giant Spider Leg And then, you just have to repeat that seven more times. Go get ’em tiger! Woo, we did it. These are some good looking legs. Pay no heed to what they tell you, hairy legs are hot. Winter is coming, bitches. Okay, /this/ is where the fun begins. We get to start forming the body. First, I’m connecting the legs together to form four pairs, Then, I’m just karate chopping some wood, so [that] it’s about this long. Oh, you like my super fantastic karate skills? Well, here’s another one for you: Yeah, watch out. I will karate chop your ass. Yeah, then I’m just wrapping it with some leftover casing and some electrical tape. Then, I’m very simply attaching the leg pairs to the wood. *sarcastic laughing* No! This is not simple. But if you have /patience/ you will prevail. You will prevail! This is starting to become somethin’! Now, I just have to cut, clean, and wrap some more fur around the spider.. skeleton? Yeah, skeleton, I guess. And I’m leaving the last one undone because I’m first going to attach the /head/ to this end. I got this Styrofoam ball here that I’m not even going to take the plastic wrap off of because it just gets all over the place, and then just forcefully banging this piece of wood right in there. Now I’m just taping it to here, [And] we have ourselves a head! Way to get ahead in life. *faking emotion* You’re doing a great job. You’re doing a great job! Yes. Next I spent a good amount of time reinforcing this with the electrical tape. I also covered the entire head in the tape to help add strength. *whispering* You’re strong. You can do it. You got this. The most time-consuming part, though, is wrapping everything in fur. This does two important things for us. Number 1: It’s aesthetically pleasing. And that’s very important. Number 2: It helps make it really strong. This is also very important because I plan on using this every Halloween for the rest of my life. I actually probably will just keep it somewhere that I can see her every day because *whispers* we’re best friends now. Anyway back to the gluing [that] we’re doing. The only drawback of this is that the potential for hot glue burns is very high. Like, see this one right here? Yeah, that one hurt a lot. Making new friends isn’t always easy. Here, let’s add some pom-pom eyes to really bring it to life. Yes. And look at that, I really have made myself a new friend. I’ve literally made myself a friend.. How sad is that?? Okay, moving on to the final piece! For this I will, reluctantly, be using this Project Foam. I don’t have a foam cutter so I’m just gonna go in with a hacksaw, like a f***ing hack, and savage the f*** out of this foam. It’s like Wolverine came for a visit. Tip: don’t f***in’ do it like this, It makes a mess and it gets /everywhere/. This is /much worse/ than the hair situation. But I guess I did get the shape I wanted, kind of? What I’m gonna do to try to salvage this, is wrap it in some plastic wrap. Yeeaaah. This is actually working! And I can also stuff all the pieces of foam that I hacked off right in[to] the top here, so I don’t feel bad about wasting it. Captain f***in’ Planet over here, bitches! Okay-hay… [The] last thing I’m gonna do is cover this with… Yep, you guessed it: electrical tape. Yeah, that’s right. I’ve said electrical tape a lot in this video. Now we just have to attach that to the skeleton with the electrical tape, and then wrap all that with more fur. /This/ is my greatest masterpiece. *singing* You are the wind beneath my wings~ We did it! We did it!! We made a giant f***in’ spider! Well, I think that just about does it for this video. If you want to see my full Harry Potter party, make sure to continue tuning in for the rest of this month. And, by the way, this is the /last week/ you can buy one of our pumpkin carving kits to be able to participate LIVE in our annual pumpkin carving contest! Man Vs. Corinne Vs. Pin style. It’s always very entertaining you don’t want to miss it, and you can carve your pumpkins with us! As always, make sure to subscribe, like up this video, and I’ll see you later. {Major Caption Edits by Rainbrowz}

فلوق ١٦: ملك الصراصير 🐞

فلوق ١٦: ملك الصراصير 🐞


Guys! No!
Please don’t! Turki Almohsen vlog – 16
Riyadh Hello Thanks god What’s wrong with you? Please, I want to go out Where do you want to go? I want to go but I can’t.
There are many cats around the house You just want to go have a walk? Anything, the weather is so nice Do you want to go to a museum?
I’m sure you’ve never been there, It’s a nice place Yeah let’s go Are you ready? This is not a museum It is a museum, come lets go in What is this place? Come, read this and you’ll know “Tips for getting rid of mosquitoes” This is a pesticides museum
They kill insects here Did you bring me here to threaten me? No! I just wanted to show you No, I’m sure that you are threatening me No I just wanted to show you what humans can do to insects and cockroaches Dear, we are living a better life than yours “More than 33 types of bacteria” This isn’t true We are cleaner than humans What !! We are cleaner than cockroaches! are they monitorin No these are the cars that has pesticides What kind of racism is this ! They’re mentioning us with rats, ants and mosquitoes We are higher class A meteor killed all of them except us Look at these tools This can kill all humans No, this is for insects like you What is this for? This is for spraying cockroaches and ants So you’re classifying cockroaches and ants together All of these procedures are for us? You are scared of us are you guys serious? This is diazinon, a substance to kill insects Diazinon? it’s useless!
We drink it like coffee Get me some, I’m thirsty You’ll die by the way no man i won’t They use this to kill you! You’ll die Pour a bit more, it’s so good It just needs a bit of cockroachium cockroachium? cockroachium is a substance.
If you put a bit it’ll become fetal Do you want me to show you how?
It’s simple In the previous episode don’t get close to him! What does he mean by I can’t come closer than 2
meters from you? What kind of rule is this? I don’t think we can solve this on the phone
I’ll meet you when I get back to Riyadh. Goodbye Hello Hello Nawaf, open the door Listen, come back in 2 hours Why? I can’t open now What do you mean? Bro I’m not in the mood for problems What problems? This is Turki Who’s this? Are you serious? Is it Abudullah? What do think of.. umm.. Wait, what?
I’m here to visit Nawaf So you don’t want to let me in Bro please, I’m not in the mood for problems I’ll show you guys. One hour later.. Yes? Open Bro I asked you to come after 2 hours Open, I solved the problem I don’t want problems infront of the neighbors Open ! I’m coming wait Alright come on Hello What’s this? This is the solution Move This is a 2 meters iron so I don’t get close to you What do you think now? You shouldn’t come closer to me more than 2 meters
What you’re doing is against the law What is against the law?
I’m not closer than 2 meters Am I right or not Nawaf? Come here, where are you going? I’m calling the lawyer Let him call the lawyer Are you stupid? How is fasting going with you guys? We are not into fasting Don’t you guys fast? We are not involved Hello How do you pick up the phone like that? Give me a minute Hey!! they still there are they? But I’m not into jobs actually 25,000 SAR Yes! Accept How much is 25,000 SAR? A lot !! So can I pass by tomorrow? Can you drop me in the morning? Yeah sure Alright see you 3 months later How are you?
What’s up? What’s the problem?
You told me that there is a problem The problem is with your friend
I will terminate him Why? what did he do? He is not acting in a professional way So you are willing to terminate him? It is my first time to see a cockroach that speaks He is working but not achieving anything.
He’s not a good marketing manager – So you didn’t get any profit at all?
– No, at all Alright, I’ll talk to him
Where is his office? 3nd office to the left don’t drag me into this just follow what i am telling you Nawaf Shbeili this is Lawyer Khaled Khalid Abdulziz! Khalid is an actor and a YouTuber!
Don’t play around and act as a Lawyer! I’m a lawyer and I have certificates in law Since when? Are you a real lawyer? Yes I’m! I’m not a clown Is this legally correct? Yes it is! Just let me check Mr.Turki, please I can get closer right? Right? Law is law Law is law Abdullah, I told you You can have a look It’s okay It is legally okay! Look! He’s pushing me I will raise a file to the court Khalid 1 hour is for 50 SAR 1 hour is for 50 SAR?
Okay let’s go Hello Hello!!! Hello bro! What a nice office! What are you watching? Have a seat man What a cool job This is something you have to see Is this what you have created? This is one of the things I came up with How’s work going?
What are these papers and stuff A did a thesis take a look at it Hello Please Abu Abdullah, you made us so busy
Find a way for your rats and leave the place No, don’t ask them to use pesticides Don’t give them a reason, just find a way for your rats Keep these words between us What the hell are you doing? You’re welcome, god bless you What did you just do ! Why are you saying that to clients? This not a good way to work These people are going to use pesticides in a villa Then why didn’t you call them
before and ask them to go there? Bro! I don’t want them to be killed!
I used to play football with them It doesn’t matter!
You’re an employee in this company You can’t go to that neighborhood You are ruining everything What the hell are you doing? You are making to company lose money! 2 meters
don’t get closer This is unacceptable
You are here to do your work, but not this way What’s wrong? What do you want! get away Why did you touch him? He is crazy I’m not here to get you mad Yes your are Because you don’t know what is happening I don’t care
Look at this thing, what do you think it is? What’s this? an icecream? No What’s that?
Cockroaches? Yes This is for our clients Give me a paper I want to write something I want to write something for you What’s that? What’s that!! What do you think of it? Is this a real cockroach? It looks real man! It is well designed Oh Karma No i won’t do this What! stop No! you’re not allowed to touch him! I’m not forced to wear this stupid tent Where are you sitting, come here
get out of here with them Nawaf don’t ruin it You are doing something against the law **** this law He just swore at me What you are saying can be used against you don’t The company is complaining about you
You are making them lose money Who got this? tell me But they are losing since you started your job How? You are calling them and asking them not to work So you think insects should die? Yes they should! No dear!
Humans should die not insects The problem is that they didn’t
get any profit since 3 months What is the conclusion of what you want to say? That they have terminated you, they want you to pack up and leave the office They terminated you. it’s done.
No more salary, they wont give you any money What’s wrong with you?
Don’t get angry !! Don’t do this! Don’t get mad
Stop it Damn them Why are you leaving this way? Don’t do this! Guys! No
Chill! What’s wrong with you!
No Nawaf! Stop Calm down!! You should leave 4 meters space between you 4 meters! Alright What happened to us bro? What are we fighting about? I don’t remember No matter what But the issue is not a joke But no matter what, we are like brothers I want to apologize, I’m sorry It’s ok no need to apologize Let’s forget about it Without a hug, please Alright no hug Your apology is accepted Alright Take me back home
I don’t want to see you nor be around any of you Where the hell are we heading to? Where are you going? Let them know
I’m leaving For sure? Let them know, If they want it to be a war between us It’s not me, I’m not involved Okay as you like but don’t say that I haven’t warned you Who warns can never be blamed Alright I talked to them, I tried to find a solution but they don’t want Do you know what they want? What do they want? They want a war Meteors couldn’t kill us Now they’re trying to kill us with sprays! Their eid is soon, I don’t want a wedding, a dinner or any occasion without you all being there Ruin everything, let us teach them! Who survived meteors will survive now It’s our turn to destroy them Don’t forget to like, subscribe and most importantly, to share the video anywhere you can.

How The Amazing Spider-Man 2 Should Have Ended

How The Amazing Spider-Man 2 Should Have Ended


We all lose the people that are important in our lives And that’s ok, because today we are graduating. But some day we wont be here. Some day we are ALL going to DIE.. Especially your girlfriends. Geez! Talk about spoiler alert! How The Amazing Spider-Man 2 Should Have Ended AhHA! This is a perfect hiding place. Yes! Unless someone throws my calculator against the wall. Ooo! i hope it’s our son! Retro viral-hyperplasia. I never told you… it’s genetic. You’ve known that all this time, and You pick NOW to tell me? You think I care about you!? Look at my finger nails! My skin is peeling off like a goblin! Ugh! Gross! You know what! I’m not even going to over react to this. You’ve lived a pretty long life, plus we have like TONS of money. Goblin Disease! It’s coming for you! *cough cough* You’re really weird, dad. I hate you, son, here have my life’s work. Tanks full of eels! You close the lid for the weekend? Yeah.. It’s probably alright. Here’s a bright idea… Why don’t you make sure the lid is closed before somebody falls in from three stories up… and electrically mutates the crap out of themselves… just because you were too lazy to safely run this electric eel power plant! Ugh! Fine! Hey that kinda looks like a guy up there. Aaaaaaagh!! Oooof! Hey look someone did almost fall into the tank! AaaAAAAGGGGGH!!!!!!!! I need your blood, man. It could save my life. I don’t know… It seems so unsafe. It could kill you. Oh my gosh, dude! I’m not gonna inject it straight into my arm! I’ve got a team of expert scientist that will work your blood into a cure. Oh. Alright then I’ll meet with your scientists. It’s not like I want you to die or anything. Of course you don’t. We’re best friends, Peter. Whaaaaat? Who’s Peter? You’re not even disguising your voice. *electric musical tones* Wow! That’s actually really impressive! What? Have you ever considered dubstep? Dub Step? Yeah! Dub-step, man! Kids love that stuff. I bet you’d be great at it! You See Me!!! *Loud Dub-step Music* I have no idea how to fly this thing! AAAAAAAAGH! You reverse time right now! Whoa Whoa! What is going on here? I did not see this coming! I’ve seen you do it, man! You used time travel to save your girlfriend… now you use it to save mine! I haven’t done that since the seventies, dude… I’m trying to not do that anymore. I’m not kidding, man! You turn back time right now and fix this! I’m losing it! She was my everything! I know! But I just can’t change the… I lost my parents! … My uncle died! … Now this!? I even thought I saw my dad at Gwen’s grave! I don’t know what’s real anymore, man! Okay, but just calm down okay! Look at yourself. This is not you. I will shoot this mortal man in the face! Easy there kid… lets not… I mean… You couldn’t shoot me if you wanted to. And why is that? Because I’m faster than a speeding bullet. No! Because I’m Batman! Would you stop! You are not helping. Come on, Parker! The city needs you! I know this is hard, but this is what defines you. Yeah, plus there’s this giant rhino conveniently terrorizing the block right now for you to make your comeback. NOBODY CARES! The cops can handle it! I am the Rhino! And I will… *bang* You turn back time! I can’t! It’s just… dude really? Turn back the time! I can’t! Yes you can! It’s not that simple! Do it now! It’s not right! This is so stupid. I miss her so much! Just take it easy. Turn it back! Turn it BACK!! TURN IT BAAAAAAACK!!!!! So we’re moving to London! Yay! You reversed time didn’t you? How did you you know that? Because I’m Batman!

Costello’s cockroach problem

Costello’s cockroach problem


oh my God God look at ’em run Oh that’s so bad that wall is…. The hell is that, that doesn’t even look like a c.. oh. That’s just one bent in half okay I was like what is that some things need to be seen you… I don’t think you guys understand the kind of work that goes in over here. If you ever lose Marlin… GOOD LUCK Oh There’s mama still trying to lay that egg sac that’s the weird thing. Starting to get the “itchies” Oh my god… Run little guy, run! Go straight back to the hell you came from. alright Great, now they’re running Oh, that one’s laying an egg Or trying to Its trying hard but its dying Saw a runner!
*yeah there’s going to be a bunch in there* Pulled that down Now mind you, in these videos this is a relatively minor INFESTATION compared to how bad they get Cue Jason music *terrible imitation of the sound* Look at ’em run! RUN! Run from th… OH get off me This looks horrible, but this is still a minor infestation… …relatively… Okay To anyone seeing this (years after the fact…) give Marlin a raise! This is disgusting! and this is a LIGHT ONE, he thinks this is NOTHING This was filmed in the Rolling Hills Townhomes in Sioux Falls, SD about two years ago. What you’re seeing is the direct result of the local church helping people immigrate without a single thought on helping them integrate with society.

Cockroach Cremation

Cockroach Cremation


Warning: This experiment deals with molten potassium chlorate. There is a small chance the vial or test tube could shatter spilling the contents. Fire safety plans should be in place. Greetings fellow nerds. A friend of mine wants me to apply molten potassium chlorate to this dead cockroach he found. I have weird friends. Anyway here is the potassium chlorate and I’m going to melt it with this torch to make it more reactive. And here is the cockroach. Looks like I didn’t heat it enough at the beginning so I’ll give it another blast. There we go! Potassium chlorate is a powerful oxidant that directly provides oxygen to combustible materials like this cockroach making them burn faster than they normally would on air. And that is pretty fast. There is almost nothing left of the cockroach. This was the most thorough cremation I’ve ever seen. Thanks for watching, please subscribe, like and comment.

BEE MOVIE MEMES | COLLEGE KIDS REACT

BEE MOVIE MEMES | COLLEGE KIDS REACT


♪ (industrial music) ♪ – “Every time they say ‘bee,’
it gets faster.” I love this! I saw it on the first day! – (announcer) For thousands of years, humans have misunderstood them. Now, one bee in a turtleneck sweater…
– The Bee Movie? – (announcer) …is gonna
change everything. – Is this, like, the Bee Movie
or something? There’s a lot of memes
about the Bee Movie. – The Bee Movie and that stuff
is all over Twitter. – I didn’t like this movie,
if we’re being honest. – (announcer, sped up) Barry B. Benson… – (Barry, sped up) So you see
soda spilled on a sidewalk and you DON’T drink it? – (announcer, sped up) …is a little bee. – (Vanessa, sped up)
He’s not bothering anybody. Get outta here, you creep!
– Okay, this is kind of funny. I see why people do this. – It’s a weird movie. Like,
a woman falls in love with a bee. – (Vanessa, very sped up) What happened? – (Barry, very sped up) I just
tried to talk to these guys. – (chuckling) (Barry rambling rapidly) – Oh my gosh, this noise. I hate this. – By the end, it’s just like…
(high-pitched gibberish) (chipmunk laughter)
– (announcer) DreamWorks’ Bee Movie. – That was really confusing. I understand what’s happening, but I don’t understand why it’s a thing. – It’s so confused. – This is art. This is art. – I’ve seen the Bee Movie, and I’ve seen all the memes
about the Bee Movie, like “Bee Movie in one second.” – “Every time they say ‘bee,’
it gets more distorted.” – (Ken) Bee!
(people screaming) Stand back. These are winter boots. – (Vanessa) Wait!
– What? – (Vanessa) Why does his life
have any less value than yours? – (announcer) Barry B. Benson… – “Barry B. Benson.” Jerry Seinfeld, this is what
happened to his career. – (announcer) …is a little bee. – (Vanessa) He’s not bothering anybody!
– Oh shit, okay. – What is going on? (incomprehensible audio) – Oh, the actual frame
is getting distorted. – I feel like this is gonna
get disturbing really fast. – It’s kinda uncomfortable to watch. – (man) Bee!
– (announcer, distorted) Jerry Seinfeld. Renée Zellweger. – When that motion sickness kicks in. – Looks like Picasso. – (announcer, very distorted)
DreamWorks’ Bee Movie. – Wow. Did I just take acid? – They’re just making it worse and worse every time they say the word “bee”? Why do people do that? – That one’s almost, like, creepy. – I don’t want this to become a meme. We should stop it right now. – “The entire movie, but every time they say
‘bee,’ it gets faster.” – Oh yeah, I’ve seen this one. – (narrator) According to all
known laws of aviation, there is no way that a bee
(gets faster) should be able to fly. – He said “bee.” – And there it goes.
We’re off to the races. – (Janet, sped up) Barry,
why don’t you use the stairs? Your father paid good money for those. – (Barry) Sorry. I’m excited. – (Martin) There’s the graduate.
We’re very proud of you, Son. And a perfect report card, all B’s. – It’s gonna start going so fast. – (Barry) Today we are men. – (Adam) We are.
– (Barry) Bee-men. – (Adam) Amen!
– (both) Hallelujah! (high-pitched whooping)
– (bee) Students, faculty, distinguished bees…
– (snickers) This sounds like something
from South Park. – (Trudy, very fast) At Honex,
we also constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence. These bees…
– Somebody took the time to do this? ♪ (sped-up music) ♪ – Is this literally going
through the entire movie? – I can’t even understand
what they’re saying now. (rapid dialogue, incomprehensible)
(mimicks) (rapid dialogue, music, and sound effects) – You can’t hear– you
can’t understand anymore. (high-pitched dialogue) – Wow, they must be saying “bee” a lot. – I have no idea what’s going on now. – It’s hitting a frequency that’s
gonna make my head explode. – Oh my god. – Now it just sounds like
they’re rewinding a VCR. – What the [bleep]? (audio stops)
Oh my god, look. We’re going faster
than the speed of sound. – Wow. I just watched a whole movie. – Who decided to bring
this movie of all movies back up? Like, you could’ve done any other movie, and you brought back Bee Movie? – What was that, man? Like, what are you guys
doing with your life, bro? Like, read a book. – “Every time they say
‘bee,’ it duplicates.” – (announcer) One bee
(echoing) in a turtleneck sweater… – Oh no, the voice. – (Ken) Bee!
(people screaming) Stand back.
– Oh my. – (sulkily) Oh my gosh. Turn it off. – (announcer, distorted) Barry B. Benson. (heavily distorted dialogue) – Oh, [bleep], man. (heavily distorted dialogue) – This is just a very strange experience. (grating audio) – I’m sorry for anybody
wearing headphones. (grating audio)
– This is scary! – No! Oh my gosh, who
has time to do these things? – Oh my gosh, it’s like
playing with my eyes. – What’s the point? You can’t
even see anything anymore. (blaring cacophony, screeching) (silence) – I didn’t enjoy that one. – It sounded like a dying animal. – It was… beautiful. B-E-E-A-utiful. Beatiful. ♪ (industrial music) ♪ – (FBE) Okay. So these were
all reedited versions of the 2007 animated film Bee Movie.
– Unfortunately. – Yes, it was. And they were all amazing. – (FBE) Recently, people have started
uploading videos of them editing the movie and
the trailer in various ways, like the videos we showed you.
– Yeah. – (FBE) Why?
– I have no idea. – The question now is, why not? – I don’t know. Shock value, probably. – The internet is just a giant why. – It doesn’t make any sense. I haven’t thought about
that movie since, like, 2007. I thought it was the end, but I guess it’s getting a new life now. – People are so creative. They find something, and they
turn it into something funny or something weird, something
that I would never think of. – For every good aspect of the internet, there’s a very, very bad aspect of it.
And this is what that is. – (FBE) So some people say this trend
may have started on Tumblr, mocking the ridiculousness
of different plot points in the film, which includes the love story
between a bee and a human. – I mean, I don’t know what to tell you. Nowadays, I feel like that would happen. – How do you ever recover?
“Yo, my girl left me for a bee.” – (FBE) Some have even
coined the phrase “bee-stiality.” – (laughs) I knew it! Oh,
there’s so many great bee puns! – I don’t want to live
on this planet anymore. The fact someone even coined
that term and they’re using it, that’s not okay. – (FBE) Many times, users would
even post the entire script just to spam the site. – I believe that. It’s Tumblr,
you know? That’s what they do. – What the– I’d be so [bleep] pissed! – (FBE) So this seems to have
more from Tumblr into these videos of people usually doing
something to the footage every time the word “bee” is said.
– Oh yeah, they were. – (FBE) So some of these videos
in less than a week were amassing tens of millions of views.
– (laughing) Oh, that’s hilarious. – (FBE) So why do you think this meme
has become so popular? – My mind is, like, hurting
trying to make sense of this. – If I could give you an answer,
I would be making one right now. – There’s just so many random things that you can do with the word “bee.” Anytime it says “bee,”
the movie gets lighter. And then all of a sudden,
the movie’s just gonna be white. – That’s what they like.
That’s what we like. Give me something weird
that I don’t understand, that will just make me think,
“Who the heck has time for this?” – (FBE) Well, flat out, do you think
this meme is something people are doing because
it’s genuinely funny or entertaining? Or do you think part
of the success of the joke is that you share it with people and act like it’s hilarious
and awesome on purpose, because it’s so odd for this to be a thing that it’s more of a troll meme? – That’s such a philosophical question. I feel like I should be holding
that skull, “To be or not to be.” – I think it’s ’cause people
are trying to outweird each other. People on the internet
want to top each other and just make something even funnier. – It’s more of a troll meme. The joke could be like,
“Oh my god, this is hilarious.” And then you show it to the person. And they’re just like,
“What did I just watch?” – It’s more of a troll meme,
because I’ve never met anyone who said, “Oh, I like Bee Movie.
It was a great one.” – It’s the nicest troll thing I think the internet’s had in a while. Like, I don’t think Jerry Seinfeld’s
out there, he’s like, “Son of a bitch, you ruined
the best movie I’ve ever been in.” – (FBE) Some would actually
classify this as a remix meme, which is a meme genre
that’s been around for years. Do you think the remix element adds to why people want to participate versus other types of memes?
– Yeah, definitely. Because there’s so many ways
that people can remix it. – It has guidelines, but it’s very open, and you can sort of do
whatever you want with it. – There’s always gonna
be something different, and it just adds somebody else’s
personal flavor to it, and I think that’s creative in its own. But sometimes not all creativity
is good creativity. – It’s something that everyone can do, as long as you have
the $3 version of the Bee Movie. That’s how trends become trends, when it’s accessible to everyone
and it’s fairly easy to do. – (FBE) So finally, we have
something for you. – Oh shit. Do you have a live bee? (papers plop) – Oh god. (laughs) – Stop. Is this the whole
script to the movie? Am I supposed to troll people with this? – Honestly, I didn’t really
like the movie that much. I would give it, like, a B. – Do we have a flamethrower or something? I want this out of my face. – I’ll just put it right here
and just leave it there. – I’m gonna read the entire thing. We can get through the entire thing. Come on, we can do it together. “According to all known laws of aviation, there’s no way that a bee
should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body
off the ground.” – (dramatically) “Yellow, black. Oh! Black and yellow.” “Angle on Barry, wearing
the sweater he picked, looking in the mirror.” “Yeah, let’s shake it up a little.” – Barry the Bee, this is Seinfeld. (as Seinfeld) “Quiet, please!
Actually, work is going on here!” “Is that the same bee?” “Yes, it is.” Uh… “I’m helping him
sue the human race.” “Oh, oh, oh, bye, bye!”
(pages rustle) – (FBE, cracking up)
That’s plenty, I think. (laughing) – (cracking up) I’ll do the whole script. “What’s up with that?!” (chuckles) “Airline food! What’s up with that?” – Thanks for watching
this episode of College Kids React. – Want to see what all
the buzz is about? Subscribe. – Let us know in the comments what memes we should “bee” reacting to next. – All right, I’ll see you later, guys. That’s enough bee puns for one day. They’re starting to sting. (imitates rimshot) – Hey, guys. It’s Dallen here from FBE. Thanks a ton for watching
this episode of College Kids React. And if you loved this one,
we’ve got plenty more below. So go ahead and click.

The forbeedden game – Bee Movie DS – Part 1 (FULL SERIES)

The forbeedden game – Bee Movie DS – Part 1 (FULL SERIES)


Gamers said it couldn’t be done No one’s ever played this game Felix you’re crazy to do it I don’t care. ok? it’s gamer week god damn it and this is the days where dreams come true. today we’re playing bee movie game Bee Movie Game! that’s the title of this game it didn’t take long for me to run out of games to play did it? why am i playing this? cuz i CAN. alright? let’s just frickin go! oh my god what is that? *juanette whuung?* so that’s a chinese bee? cool hello again new hive city we’re here again with a very special guest oh god i have to figure out the controls what’s A? it’s an emulator oh I think I figured it out. ok of course it is now barry tell us about your adventure. you like…. bees? ok. loading. bzzz I like that I like that. This game has attention to detail goddamn it “bzz.” oh god did I break it?no awwwwwww….. that sucks let’s try that again yyeeah! alright too much epicness for this game apparently that’s fine! I don’t mind redoing all of that! vicarious visions what have they done they made crash bandicoot they made destiny 2 alright let’s do a save slate here we go gamers pleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplesase please PLEASE. alright gamers here we goooo here we freaking go gamers Adam. now that you co-congraduations (??) can’t read. you want to go with adam? noo get outta my way h8rs I’m playin bee movie! it’s gaming week excuse me bae!? haha gaming wEEeek!! smash like and buy all the merch for gam– alright can’t go there ay watcha where youre goin! thats what they– that’s a line from the film “my sweater is ralph lauren” woah! he does cool animation if you don’t play see that’s attention to detail that I expect from creators of bee movie. excuse me. “can i help u with something?” nope guess not.

Vinesauce Animated – Joel’s Wasp Story

Vinesauce Animated – Joel’s Wasp Story


I swear to god, I’m not making this up! This morning… I heard a faint buzzing on my windows, you know when flies hit a window and they go like Boop, boop, bwop-booo! You know, you hear that, like, sound of insect hitting the window. But this was inside. And I thought, “Well, whatever.” Because I was tired in the morning, then I went What if it’s a wasp?! And I go, “Nah.” It’s just It’s just… nah, it’s not. I go back to sleep, I hear this buzzing. and- and, you know, I’m pretty ballsy ’cause usually I’m very afraid and… I think, “No, it just can’t be a wasp. It’s just a fly or some shit, ’cause… …whatever.” I wake up. Like, an hour later. I swear to god. I wake up. Open my eyes, and this this is like hovering beside me on my pillow I literally, I’m on making this up, I literally somersault out of my bed. I scream like a banshee. I arm myself with my, uh, my quote on quote “Axe deodorant”. I don’t actually use this, but I use it greatly against insects, like… That’s my weapon, right? I take that, I technically roll into my bathroom. Lock it, and I just… slowly peek beneath the door like, “Oh, shit, is it gone yet?” I sat there for like 30 minutes just watching this thing fly around in my room. Ugh! It was wait for me, man! I swear to god!

Get Rekt by Cockroach

Get Rekt by Cockroach


Hello my fellow robots! This (is) NatnatGaming101 And today were playing “Super Kid Bros. 3” Ipis! (Cockroach!) *Scream* *Intense Screaming*

2 Chainz Saves the Bees | MOST EXPENSIVEST


Hey, hey, hey.
How you doing?
-Hey, dude. Hey! -How you doing, 2 Chainz.
-What’s up? -I’m Paige.
-Nice to meet you, Paige. -Noah.
-It’s so nice to meet you. -How you doing?
-How you doing? ♪♪ This particular episode is
the “Most Expensivest: Future” where we talk about bees
and how we don’t have a future
without the bees. Now, I’m a well-known
bee swatter down my way. I can’t lie. I’m not, like, hanging with
the bees or whatever. But I’m interested in seeing
what you guys mean when you talk
about the future. Yeah, future or present,
you know. If you eat food —
you eat food? [ Heroic music plays ] ♪♪ Uh, yeah,
every chance I get. Yes, I love food. -Then you need bees.
-Yeah. Bees are everywhere
around the world. So no matter
what culture people come from, they need pollination
to get fruits and vegetables. So they connect all of us. And they contribute one
out of every three bites of food you eat the bees
are responsible for. All right, to set up
something like this as someone’s business or
rooftop, what is the cost? So this service would cost
anywhere between $1,250, to $1,750
for commercial sites. -A year?
-Mm-hmm. So with our service,
we’ll install and manage beehives
for home gardens, for hotels —
like, hotel beehives. Manage beehives? We put them in a cool spot
like this one right here, and we come once a month
and we check on them. We get people their honey
when they’re producing enough. So they get to take part
in saving the bees. We send them an e-mail,
and then we also offer some customization
of the beehive. So that’s my role
in the company, is I pimp out
some of the hives. So you can pick your colors,
your stripes, silk screen — really do the whole thing.
-This is deep as hell. But we’ve got some
businesses nationwide — million-dollar accounts. So, you know,
it is big business, big bank with beekeeping. What we’re trying to do
is actually not talk about the money behind it,
but the value, right? So how do you put a price
on food? ♪♪ Bees contribute $100 billion
to the global economy every year —
that’s an estimate, right? And they free, so y’all just got
to catch ’em and go to work. This is
a pretty good hustle. You know, it’s all about
finding your Zen. You know,
when you’re in a beehive, it’s actually so relaxing. [ Bees buzzing ]
[ Screaming ] Oh, my God!
It’s bees! What — what made you think
of this? I was finishing up my PhD
in honeybee immunology, and I realized —
-That’s a class? -Yeah, it’s a class.
-And I was like, “I can’t
get a job with that degree,” so I had to start
something else, right? Nine years later, you know,
we’ve raised a couple million dollars nationwide
for bee research. -Mm-hmm.
-You know, just for
the citizen science approach. -This is crazy.
-Our data goes to NASA. This beehive is a NASA data
point looking at climate change and stabilizing food systems. Hey, man, congratu–
Hey, man. -Thank you.
-Thank you, yeah. [ Slow clapping ] Thank you, 2 Chainz. This is — this is —
I’m prou– Th–th–th–this —
this is — this is — this is — this is —
this is — this is. -That’s good. Thank you. -Thank you. We’re so happy.
-This is good. This is good.
I’m blown away. I’m blown away so hard. All right,
let’s go get stung. -Okay.
-Let’s go get stung! -No stings.
-No stings? Nice and vegan. ♪♪ I’m with all this shit, man. Where they at?
Come on, where y’all at? -Are you ready?
-Where y’all at?! Check ’em out.
Let me introduce you right here. Where they at?
Let me talk to ’em. [ Laughs ] So we’re going to smoke ’em now
and make ’em nice and calm. You keep saying vegan —
they don’t bite you? -No, they’re chill.
-They don’t bite you? They don’t bite.
They could sting, though. [ Laughs ] [ Buzzer sounds ]
No, I’m just playing. I’m playing with you.
Let me know, man,
’cause I don’t want to look like no simp in this shit.
-Yeah. Why you put the smoke
in there? To calm ’em down. Now smoker fuel, plant material,
that’s what we use. You can use any plant. It calms the bees down. [ Chuckles ]
I’m a bee. They glue their home together
with their bee’s wax. It’s one of the many products
that they make. Oh, bee’s wax.
I twist my hair with that. So that’s what this is?
-Yeah, yes. Yeah.
We can get you some. Saying we can start —
let me see. Yeah. Bee’s wax is more expensive
than honey. -It is?
-It’s a valuable waste product. Look at all of this honey
just dripping out. You can eat this.
-Ooh, that’s honey? Yeah.
-Let me see you lick it. -You can eat th– right here.
-Come on, lick it. So honey — you don’t need
a food permit to sell honey. Why you do that? It n– you don’t have to add
anything to it or cook it. It tastes like your land.
-No, don’t swat. Hey get out. [ Crunching ] You know, they’re kind of —
I won’t say they’re cute. That might make me
seem kind of weird, but they’re gentle
pollinators. If you like — if you passionate
about ’em, then they are cute. This the
“Most Expensivest: Future” to let you know
you can’t really do nothing without these bees, baby. It’s a wrap.
All right. -You did great.
-Thank you guys. -You’re a beekeeper.
-You did so good! I’m hungry!