Spider-Man Fitness Challenge! Superhero Gear Test & Obstacle Course | KIDCITY

Spider-Man Fitness Challenge! Superhero Gear Test & Obstacle Course | KIDCITY


three four five what’s up everybody its kids city back
with another spider-man Fitness Gym now that it’s worn up it’s important for
everybody to get outside stretch your legs today the kids are competing in a
obstacle course designed to get them both kids will run two rounds and the
idea is on the second round to better their time so they’re competing against
themselves you guys ready to do it yeah in this obstacle the kids will have
seven different challenges they’ll start at the agility rings move through the
spider-man crawl ropes hop down the bouncer lane
bob and weave through the soccer cones and then successfully make a long soccer
goal before they measure their long jump which will earn them some bonus seconds
on their times now the kids aren’t competing against each other they are
competing against themselves so in round two they’ll have to push themselves just
a little bit harder and try to beat their own times to help them out they’ll
be testing out new lycra spider-man suits that are specifically designed for
athletes we’ll see if that helps them get better times first up is Ava you
wanna do some stretches gymnastics beam she fell all right here
we go round one ready she’s going through the spider-man crawl
to see what kind of time she can get now she’s gonna suit up what’s going on
what OSHA bugs that’s gonna those bugs are messing you up on your time get on
the bouncy ball and get it down girl okay she’s gonna go on to the bounce the
bounce lane see how she does this is this is a she’s doing good and now she’s
gonna move over to the weight training oh she’s picking up Beckett’s weights oh
my goodness one two three okay she just did three there sucker ball she’s got
she’s got that soccer ball she’s got a weave in and out of these cones here I don’t know what’s what the holdup is the
balls getting away from her whoa she’s moving over here
now she’s got to make this kick all the way
no sir doggy get out of the way Mac one more kick or two more kicks where are you going she’s just gonna get
in that goal and now she’s got to do the long jump and jump from the first line
oh and that’s a skip too and she finishes minute 34 a minute 34 but what we’re
doing is we are subtracting the seconds based on the number that they hit on the
long jump so the better they jumped the better their time will be we’re gonna
subtract two seconds and her official time becomes one minute thirty two
seconds do you think you can do better the
second time yeah we’ll see all right for your first round with no spider-man
costume okay no spider-man suit what is your prediction less than a minute it’s
just gold guys less than a minute three two one oh yeah let’s see how clean he
can get these spider cross whoa look at that now this is giving him trouble in
the past this little bouncy ball oh he does it with precision he speaks through
now ten lifts one two three four five six seven eight nine well that was sort
of a half lift on the end there and the dogs getting in the way there and he’s got one shot Oh get that back
get that back here that’s gonna hurt his time a little bit almost it comes right
back to him oh no the dogs trying to block him and play goalie Matt get out
of the way there you go gotta make that long jump okay two and a half and he finishes in a
minute and 22 seconds – two and a half we’ll give him minute 19 one minute 19
good time considering we missed a couple of kicks there what are you doing yeah
I’m that chart it came back I just accidentally just got more far out yeah
a little to the right it looked like hey let’s put on them spider-man costume see
if we get a little bit better wind resistance in round two the kids are
going to be putting on these specialized spider-man costumes that are not just
any costumes from a Halloween store they’re actually costumes made out of
lycra that are designed like athletic wear to give them less wind resistance
in a better chance of a better time on this obstacle course
Iron Man calls this calls his costume like the mark 1 mark – I think we’re
gonna call this the spider-man mark wedgie this is completely form-fitting
this is like a like an ice skater let’s turn this way it’s like an ice skater
suit not like a performance ice skater but like a speed skater some so for
protection we’re gonna add the shoes to this one although does come with feet
and I think that you’ve got a better chance oh look at these it’s got extra
long fingers we don’t know yeah these actually have 3d masks on here you look
like a mini spider-man can you see no yes yes yes nice Oh show us your spider
you agility you all right there you think you’re gonna slip on that
while you’re trying to do that sir get up look like a weirdo spider-man and
let’s see spider girl’s mask once you get down on her knees all of a sudden nice can you see yeah okay eyes are a
little bigger for her this may make it a little more challenging for you guys
again click inside here it’s got the pink get the pink color very nice
there’s Spider Girl gearing up is this your mouth you are trying to beat your
time with this new Spidey suit on at a minute 32 so you need better than a
minute 32 okay well I don’t know if the wiggle is gonna help you but we’ll see
three two one there you go now down to the Spidey craw oh she’s
good you got to go under that okay oh she don’t want to okay so she’s got a
different strategy on this one hmm she go grab that bouncer maybe likes to
do things her own way and she’s gonna grab that bouncer and she’s gonna go for
it very nice very nicely done yeah and she
go come over here grab these purple weights this time she’s gonna do five of
these threw him down she’s gonna weave in and out with this soccer ball in and
out of those cones she’s gonna have to hurry to match her time now she’s got it
now over here to the long kick uh-oh just lost control that ball she’s gonna
give it a good kick now keep what finish it off finish it off now get set
come on now finish it finish it finish it now let’s go get a long jump
long jump hurry hurry give it a long jump
hey go go for the finish line oh my goodness how much did she get on this
long jump here maybe one okay we’re gonna subtract one from that and she
actually had almost the same time she finishes with a minute 30 it’ll show us
your muscles oh good job Ava let’s see if spider-man can get this thing done
no that was a weak high five she wants you to do the best oh why did you punch
him in the stomach all right little Spidey your first time was a minute 19
okay and so we’re trying to get below one minute in 19 seconds we think we can
do it yeah as long as those eyes stay in place where are your eyes at point out
right up to the right there okay all right just so we know believe in
yourself crooked eyed spider-man oh there goes the spider-man crawl nicely done
getting on that bouncer driving it home get him bounce and he’s got ten of these
to do two three five six seven eight nine ten and on to the sucker this
soccer weave oh he’s doing it accurately all right line it up and take that long
shot nice he takes two seconds of my goodness
boy he pushed himself he pushed himself in he ends up with a time of 54 seconds take a victory laughs get ready for the
superhero mix-up challenge first up is little flash the recipient of the
Scholastic Award for first grade scholarship award for first grade an
honorable character there’s one more thing I’m not what applause he’s known
for his dancing ability are you ready to do this three two one go oh he’s chosen the Wolverine costume he’s got to put that on a hurry and on
in a hurry oh god his leg caught in the wrong leg you can put it on backwards if
you want he is having trouble with this one that’s gonna that’s gonna really
affect his time here oh he’s got it on backwards there here we go here we go he’s operational
now he’s got he’s got arms coming out of his Bobo little strange little strange
got a backwards Wolverine costume on never seen muscles coming out the back
before looks like he’s a factory worker or something my goodness this is the
most bizarre thing I’ve ever seen ABS on the back he’s choosing a Batman
costume on station two Eddie’s picked up with one shot and the
finish line is busted already but your time is two minutes and 11 seconds
show me your backwards muscles round one is two minutes and 11 seconds our second
contestant is Ava Ava do you have anything to say to your adoring fans oh
if she makes a prediction she’s gonna put the Wonder Woman costume on that’s
confidence representing pink Sylvania the country
of Pennsylvania and future pop star Ava is about to compete this is round one
for Ava you ready do it girl power ready start yes you can’t put
it on put it on even just put it on as best as you can now this is an interesting strategy just
our strategy is to okay good job Reinhold that’s got that’s the wrong
hole there you go her big Bo’s causing her some problems
this is extra challenge because she’s just getting the hang of dress herself
in the mornings when she wants to now she’s got it now she’s got it run to the
second round second station a mask a mask all she picks up the flash there you go station 3 station 3 she picks up her ball popper keep going
keep going and she’s got it backwards she’s gonna
have to make an adjustment there there you go there you go almost almost there
you go she’s gonna get all of him she took care
of all of them at once look at that fierce girl right through the finish
line she missed the finish line her time was three minutes and thirty seconds but
we have to hand it to her she took out all of the super heroes in the first
round this is round two and here are the rules we will go to the superhero
costume selection and then to station two where we will pick up a bat this is
the dizzy round we will do ten spins a whoa I’m getting old 10 spins around the
bet and then we will put a mask on go to the weapons station and take a shot and
here’s the catch in round two we cannot do or pick any gear that we picked on
the first round it must be all original gear for round two you ready to do it
let’s go round two ready start oh he’s picking something a little bit
easier this time he’s got the Thor costume on its normal
shirt buddy okay well he’s gonna soar sue that
qualifies let’s go grab UM
whoa he’s got our man’s mask on pick a new
superhero new weapon new super user little bit of trouble pick another one
pick another one he’s out of bullets he’s gotta pick up the pop Oh there we go oh I got it he got it right through the finish line a better
time this time he clocks in at a minute 50 a minute 50 and there’s a wasp on me
good lord round to dizzy challenge you ready to do
this girl 3 2 1 go oh she forgot a costume she’s gonna go
to station one first ah she’s picked out the flash costume remove her strawberry
sunglasses she’s super creative in her strategies
that’s good enough are you growing out the map
that’s clear oh dear goodness but Princess Leia or
something spin around there’s a little bit of
confusion on the rules got to grab his best gun with the green bag well she just counted to ten whoa oh
she’s she’s still dizzy needs a mask a little confused from the three spins
that she did while she counted the Tim she picks the Iron Man mask pick your weapon and she could go to any
superhero this time what she’s going the wrong way that that
dizzy spell just had a lasting effect on her
oh my goodness go to the finish line just what superhero this dog oh man
she’s she’s got something in for home go to
the finish line Ava Mike she’s been and her time is 208
girl get ready for round three this is round three in round three it’s the same
first station but station two is mixed up a little bit more this is the
superhero home run derby you’re trying to hit the ball to one of the Marvel
superheroes and you can ground this count grounders pound
what are you doing earth count rounders count and fly balls count anyway you can
get it to the super hero counts you ready to do it yeah alright you’re
making good time so far look what is it each one does Super Heroes we’ve already
hit does that count no it does not count you have to hit an
original superhero and you have to use original costumes are you okay with that
you better be let’s do it I have to go for Captain America yep clarification on
the superhero Home Run Derby he can hit any superhero he wants it’s on the gear
tests and weapons station three that he has to hit Captain America this time
because he’s already hit Spidey he’s already hit Hulk got it clear alright
this is run three and then we’re gonna add up your time you ready three two one
go he’s going for the ultimate spider-man
costume iron spider go for the hardest things man he is going for a challenge
that’s for sure that iron spider-man costume is a
premium Disney costume but quite difficult to put on
especially with shoes though he’s chosen to sit down that’s a
new strategy right into an ant pile just kidding now he’s standing up and a change of
strategy standing up and he’s gonna hop he’s gonna hop and dance to try to get
it in we do want to say a big thanks to dad city landscaping for making our lawn
beautiful for this event he’s almost there he is almost there
oh he’s going to round two station 2 for the home run derby up there’s a swing
and a miss almost there but not quite Oh almost whoa sets that foam ball back up with
the blitzball back he’s going for holt over the fist you count that as a home
run did it break it fell apart of course
just like in our gear tests it fell apart he’s going for the nerf mega shock
and that is was that it will check the footage that one was a little longer he
finishes with 3 minutes and 30 seconds and we will tally up your a total time
he is hot you HOT buddy oh he’s gonna get some lemonade
we ain’t got no lemonade this is round 3 Ava you ready to do this three two well
go at the first station who’s she gonna pick this time oh she’s going for the Thor shirt
yes you can girl you can do anything you want to do you’re a powerful strong
confident woman with more sass than you know what to do it there she goes she
said she couldn’t do it but she can always be positive in life kids always
be positive all right there you go oh she just
hooked out this is the home run oh my goodness
almost ball number two little flash gonna help her but he needs to put down
his iPad well she don’t want help back up back up hi mo set back up set it
back up go to the next challenge go to next
challenge we’re super impressed so we’ll give her a go oh you need a mask Ava
Wolverine or ant-man left there she’s gonna do the Wolverine there she goes
she crazy people how about oh she’s gonna go for the bow all she’s got to do
is hit one superhero and then be done with it almost almost just go set backup just
have a little bit of trouble pulling that weapon back just drops it there but
she’s about to set back up and I think that she’s gonna get it a little bit of adjustment she had it upside down but now she’s got
it Oh misfire you can chase weapons change
weapons Ava get that Captain America shield kept it all she’s got the mega
big shock oh go to the finish Wow her time for round three is three
minutes three seconds all right guys we are super impressed with both kids for
finishing so quickly Ava had 8 minutes and 41 seconds total
time little flash had 7 minutes and 31 total time little flash wins but
everybody wins because we’re so thanks for watching our first annual Memorial
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LEGO Ant-Man and the Wasp – I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed.


The LEGO Ant-Man and the Wasp set has been
revealed – the Quantum Realm Explorers, which releases June 1st for 20 bucks. And… just2negative is back… because I don’t think this is a good set. Let me explain. The last Ant-Man set is one of my favorite LEGO Marvel Super Heroes sets. It played with the idea of shrinking and growing with its unique builds, but then when you go to this vehicle… it’s so bland, and just a boring build. But I’m not sure how that plays into the movie and if this is the only scene they could do. And the minifigures are a let down too. Like, they didn’t fix the Ant-Man’s helmet so it still looks off, and Wasp’s helmet uses that cool new helmet
mould which worked for other characters, but here, without her little antenta-esque spikes on
the side, it looks way off. She needed a new piece completely. And the lack of leg printing sucks, too. Ghost is neat, though. I like her reverse face print seen in this
picture. So yeah. Super bummed out about this set, but at least it’s only 20 bucks. These pictures were from the Brother’s Brick. But what do you guys think? Leave your thoughts in the comments below. I’ll see you guys later, peace out, bye.

Top 10 Newest Spider-Man Villains

Top 10 Newest Spider-Man Villains


Spiderman has been around since the 1960s
but while he has a classic line-up of skilled and amazing supervillains, it doesn’t mean
that there isn’t always some room for new ones to emerge to terrorize and cause grief
to Peter Parker and his fellow Spider-heroes even more. Today we’ll be taking a closer look at some
of these villains as we count down the top 10 newest Spider-Man villains. All of the Spider-Man villains listed here
have made their debut within the past 15 years so get ready to swing on into some new and
updated villains. And be sure to stick around till the end of
this list where I will have some bonus content coming your way. Alright, let’s get counting. 10
Mister Negative – July 2007 Starting off strong we have a supervillain
who was introduced in 2007 and yet despite being newer to the Spider-Man supervillain
roster, has quickly risen in terms of his evil acclaim. Mister Negative’s true identity still remains
somewhat of a mystery. He was originally a member of a gang in China
known for human trafficking. Looking to escape the criminal life, he stole
the identity of one of the human cargo who had perished on the journey, Martin Li, who
was setting out to America to join his wife. He ended up kidnapped by the Simon Marshall
who developed a drug called D-Lite, the experimentation of which often led to the death of those who
tested it. He forcefully tested it on fake Martin Li
and two other hostages of his who somehow survived the process. The three escaped and as a result of experimental
drug developed superpowers attached to the darkforce and lightforce. Martin Li would become Mister Negative. And the other two prisoners, Tyrone Johnson
and Tandy Bowen would become Cloak and Dagger. The effects also caused a split within Mister
Negative’s personality, dividing the evil and criminal persona of Mister Negative from
the kind and sweet persona of Martin Li. Mister Negative has the power to corrupt a
person bringing out the dark side of them with just a touch. He can also imbue weapons with the darkforce,
increasing their strength. 9
Hippo – August 2009 I felt we had to include Hippo because a lot
of these villains have a lot of intense and serious elements to them. They are all terrifying in their own way. But Hippo does a good job of providing some
lightness to the new Spider-Man villain scene. After Spiderman comics are often known for
having some of the most ridiculous villains. Not to say that Hippos aren’t terrifying
because they are. You don’t want to mess with a hippo, I know
that. I certainly wouldn’t. Still Mrs Fluffy Lumpkins as Hippo was once
known as when he was a zoo animal has a pretty comical backstory, being transformed randomly
by the High Evolutionary and then setting out to rob banks because he knows no one would
hire a semi-human hippo. https://readcomiconline.to/Comic/Dark-Reign-The-Sinister-Spider-Man/Issue-2?id=84533 8
Massacre – April 2011 Massacre is a pretty meaningful villain when
it comes to those of them that reflect the issues of the times as well. Though he is a little on the nose. He was caught up in an attack on Wall Street
and while his wife died, he survived, though shrapnel became lodged in his brain. This shrapnel affected his feelings, causing
him to basically become detached from his own emotions and humanity, enabling him to
become a sociopathic villain. He set out shooting people are random but
was apprehended and spared by Spider-Man. He then did some time in Ravencroft, the Arkham
Asylum of Marvel basically. After getting out of Ravencroft he was back
at going on a shooting spree, but this time he was able to leverage millions of dollars
out of the mass shooting. But this time he was confronted by Superior
Spider-Man, Otto Octavius in Spider-Man’s body. Otto shot him and this allowed Massacre to
feel fear again for the first time. Which he revelled in. 7
The Inheritors – Nov 2014 Not everyone is a huge fan of these energy
vampires. But they played an integral role in the Spider-Verse
story arcs. Both of them to be honest. The family of vampires who feed off of Spider
Totems and any other animal-based Totems to be honest, was an extension of the original
villain, Morlun. Morlun first appeared in the Spiderman comics
in 2001 and it wasn’t until 2014 that we would meet the rest of his family, the Inheritors. These energy vampires threatened the existence
of the entire Spider-Verse on more than one occasion. Though Karn himself who was part of the Inheritor
family, he actually defected, becoming the Master Weaver. In the end when the Inheritors ended up cloned
and returned due to the error of Superior Spider-Man. The head of the family Solus, and the rest
of the Inheritors ended up defeated at the hands of an Enigma Force powered Miles Morales
armed with the Sword Vigor and it was discovered that Solus was behind the endless hunger that
all of his family felt. Because of this, the Spider-Army decided to
bring back the Inheritors once more with each other consciousness transferred into a baby
clone. Freed from the hunger that made them evil,
they were then all adopted by Spider M’am. Awww, cutest villains ever. 6
Regent – Dec 2015 Regent was also known as Augusts Roman. He was the man behind a prison known as the
Cellar on Ryker’s Island which housed some of the most dangerous criminals. Ryker’s Island itself is known for prisons
of this sort. The difference with this one was that, Roman
was actually using the prison as a means of creating his own super powered suit to go
after the Avengers with. He was mistreating the prisoners, using them
for their powers which he was then able to utilize with his own suit. Roman was obsessed with controlling and containing
the super powered abilities of all superhumans, which he also aimed to do with the Avengers. During his fight with the team we got to see
him take on not just Spiderman but we also saw MJ join the fight as well, donning the
Iron Spider suit. I love when writers let MJ get involved in
some of the action. Regent proved to be a challenging foe for
the Avenger team. 5
Red Goblin – Jun 2018 During a fight with Spiderman in The Amazing
Spider-Man volume one, issue 798, it was revealed that Norman Osborn has bonded with the Carnage
symbiote. Spider-Man of course had an appropriate to
respond to this news. Red Goblin then proceeded to threaten Spider-Man’s
loved ones, promising he would kill them not as Green Goblin would with a fall, but as
only the Red Goblin could unless Peter Parker gave up being Spiderman. Terrified Parker agreed to the Red Goblin’s
terms but of course double crossed him, promising at the end of the comic to fight on not as
Spider-Man but as Peter Parker. Red Goblin would then chase after his own
family, his son Harry, his daughter-in-law Liz and his two grandchildren, Normie and
Stanley. He was accosted during this ongoings of this
family affair by Human Torch, Clash, Silk and Peter Parker. But due to the combined powers of the Goblin
Formula and the Carnage symbiote was able to easily defeat them. Because that’s just how terrifying and powerful
Red Goblin is. Not to mention he’s also one of the most
ruthless and diabolical villains that Parker has ever come up against. 4
Knull – Aug 2018 Knull has been at the center of one of the
biggest most exciting Venom story arcs yet, Donny Cates’ Absolute Carnage. This storyline features in fact a spectacularly
terrifying cast of great big bads, including a resurrected Cletus Kassady in the Grendel
symbiote, evoking an even more psychotic version of the recently deceased Carnage symbiote;
Shriek; the Church of the New Darkness; and Doppelganger, an evil version of Spider-Man
basically. Knull seeks to gain control over Cletus and
be reborn. As such Dark Carnage as we now know him, prompted
by Knull, attempts to reclaim all the codexes of those who were once bonded with symbiotes. Codexes are basically like a leftover remnant
or imprint of those symbiotes within one’s body, stored within the spine. Meaning that we see Dark Carnage as well as
a whole bunch of other similarly influence symbiotes go on a rampage devouring spines
of beloved heroes, villains, and characters both alive and dead who were once bonded with
any symbiote ever. 3
Kindred – Nov 2018 Kindred was hinted at in the comics more than
a decade before his made his comic debut it Amazing Spider-Man volume 5, issue 5. He is maybe one of the best villains because
he is still so shrouded in mystery. In fact I’m not even sure if he is a he. This villain can control and create centipedes
and is a demon spawn. In life he was someone who was close to Peter
Parker, hence his codename, Kindred. He affectionately has referred to Peter as
Pete. All we know so far is that he’s out for
blood when it comes to Norman Osborn and also has a grudge against Pete for some reason
as well. He was also powerful and terrifying enough
to have had Mysterio pledge loyalty to him. 2
Doctor Octopus – Dec 2018 While Doctor Octopus is one of the oldest
and most iconic Spider-Man villains around–though Chameleon was first–there was an amazing
alternate version of him that needs to be acknowledged. In Into the Spider-Verse, we got to meet a
female version of Doc Ock known as Olivia Octavius. Why do we love her? Because she is terrifying, brilliant, has
a great character design, is voiced by Kathryn Hahn AND because she was unexpected. When you’re making superhero movies or even
writing comics, it’s hard to keep things feeling fresh and unpredictable and this was
honestly something I wasn’t expecting. I also just love that she has a Tom Baker’s
Doctor Who vibe going on with her headband and scarf. 1
Cadaverous – Nov 2019 You asked for the newest villains and you
got it. Cadaverous first appeared in the 2019 Spider-Man
series co-written by JJ Abrams and his son, Henry. It’s… an experience. Cadaverous is a combination of technology
and organic parts. A human face and almost a human mind, albeit
one that seems to struggle to speak properly–make up this huge cybernetic monster. In the first issue we handily see him defeat
Peter as Spider-Man and kill MJ, leaving their son, Ben to grow up moody and without his
mom. It now seems that Cadaverous has a villainous
plot and that young Ben and possibly his absentee, hook-handed father Peter will have to work
together to unravel and eventually stop. Oh yeah, he’s also got an army of robots. Thank you so much for watching, nerd squad. Who is your favourite Spider-Man villain? Are there any new villains that you have become
super attached to and need to know more about? Let us know in the comments below. And speaking of comments, it’s time to turn
to some comments from one of our latest videos, top 10 scary Sabretooth facts you need to
know. Chad Smith comments, “Love the irony of
wearing a “Peachy” bellyshirt while discussing the horrors of Sabretooth.” I mean at the end of the day, Sabretooth seems
to be pretty good at handling all the trauma. So despite all of the horrific facts, I feel
like he would be fine with it. I hope so anyways. I do not wanna mess with Sabretooth. I don’t have the powerset to take him. Ronald Marcano suggests, “Maybe Sabretooth
needs medication? Aw, so Sabretooth does think of Wolverine
like family. I like inverted Sabretooth. He was like Wolverine but with more baggage.” I agree there. I also enjoy inverted Sabretooth. Sad to see him go but he had a long run. And as a matter of fact, there are tons of
alternate realities where Wolverine and Sabretooth are actually related. Wolverine has been Sabretooth’s son and
dad before, I believe. And was his half-brother in Wolverine: Origins
of course. And that’s all the time we have for comments
today. Be sure to like, comment, subscribe, and ring
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Spider-Man Reacts to the Disney/Sony Breakup


Well, boys, we did it. The Avengers finally beat Avatar. We’re the best, aren’t we? Hey, you guys, mind if
I join the Avengers? No way, you’re just a stupid
Netflix show and we hate you. Yeah, but in some cases the Netflix shows are arguably higher
quality than the movies. Sorry, nerd, we can’t hear you over the sound of you being
unceremoniously canceled and then replaced by a
bunch of Disney Plus shows as though you never even existed. Now die! (fighting noises) Ah, let me join in. (fighting noises) (buzz) Whoo! [Janine] Mr. Richards,
Spiderman is here to see you. Ah, yes, please send him in, Janine. Well, if it isn’t everyone’s
favorite web head. How ya doin’, Spidey? Well, if I’m being frank, Mr. Richards, am I allowed to be frank, by the way? With the amount of money
you’re bringing in, Petey, you can be whatever you want. Well then, frankly,
I’m not doing so hot. This whole Sony Disney
Spiderman breakup fiasco is really throwing me for a loop. I mean, first I was an Avenger, and then I was the new Ironman,
and now I’m legally neither and I have to be in that
terrible Venom sequel. It’s just a lot, sir. I haven’t been this upset since that time in The Amazing Spiderman Two. Oh, you mean when Gwen Stacy died? No, I mean when I agreed to
make The Amazing Spiderman 2. Horrible movie. Oh, I know. It barely broke 700
million at the box office. What a train wreck. But I hear what you’re saying, Petey. Look, things can seem really
scary and confusing right now, but you’ve got to look at the positives. Now that you’ll be back with Sony, you can finally be your own man, you know? Maybe you can make a movie where you’re not just
Tony Stark’s sidekick, even after he’s dead. I mean, wouldn’t you
like to have a villain whose origin and motivations
were actually tied to your character, and
not just another guy screwed over by Tony Stark? Yeah, yeah, that would
be kinda nice. (chuckles) And if you’re not spending
like 80% of your screen time with people from the MCU, you
can finally start developing your supporting cast of
pleasant but shallow facsimiles of beloved comic book
characters into well-rounded, three-dimensional characters. Yeah, I guess Ned really did just kind of drop off
the face of the Earth in that last movie. Besides, Disney still
owns all your comic, TV, and most importantly,
merchandising rights, so you’ll still be a round
in all the ways that matter to our bottom line. And hey, you’re still getting
your own ride at Disneyland, and it’s right next to the Avengers ride, so it’s kinda like
you’re still an Avenger. That’s a better deal than
we’re giving Hawkeye. If you ask me, things
are looking petty good in the old Spidey-verse. Yeah. Yeah, you know what? Things really aren’t that bad. (chuckles) Wait, no, no, I know what you’re doing! You’re doing that whole
fancy smancy Hollywood talk to make everything sound like it’s good, but really, you just want
me to do whatever you say. Well I’m sorry, Mr. Richards, but I’ve seen the online reaction. I’ve looked at the petitions
and I’ve read the blog posts. I know what the people want, and they want me back in the MCU. And I’m not leaving here until
you patch things up with Sony and make me an Avenger again. Wow. Spiderman, the passion
you displayed here today has really moved me. Really? Yes. So much so that I’m gonna get on the horn with the head of Sony pictures and set this whole thing right. That’s amazing. When? About six months ago when
we planned this whole charade. Wh-wh-wh-what? Oh, Spidey, my naive little cash cow, there never was a break up. We’ve had your release
date locked with Sony since before Comic Con. Everything that’s happened has just been an elaborate puppet show put
on by our marketing department. So many questions. I guess the most pressing, why? To keep the Spider brand
in the spotlight, Petey. See, there was some concern internally that with all the new MCU movies and Disney Plus shows in the pipeline, that Spiderman was gonna
get lost in the shuffle. So we devised a plan
that would keep Spiderman in the headlines for months without spending a single
cent on marketing. (chuckles) Really, it was a stroke of pure genius. Genius? How was that genius? You just made a bunch
of people really mad. Not mad, Parker, invested. See we learned an important lesson from the James Gunn Guardians
of the Galaxy three situation. We already knew that if you take something people love away from them,
it’ll make them angry. That’s obvious. But what we learned is that if you then give it back to people after enough public outcry,
people will feel as though they somehow contributed to
what they see as a victory, which increases their personal investment. After rehiring James Gunn,
we practically ensured a record number of butts
would be firmly planted in theater seats when Guardians 3 opens. And that got us thinking, what if we could take it a step further? Control the narrative
from beginning to end. So we had a little chat with Sony, and came up with the idea that they’d pretend to stop sharing the Spiderman movie rights with us. There’d be a breakdown
during contract negotiations, deafening silence during D23, rumors of possible reconciliation spattered throughout
the summer until finally peace was made and Spiderman was back where he belonged in the MCU. We created the ultimate soap opera, and the entire world was our middle-aged, emotionally unfulfilled housewife. (dramatic music) That’s diabolical! How is that diabolical? Everybody wins. Sony wins because they finally get the Spiderman cinematic
universe they’ve always wanted. You win because you remain
one of pop culture’s most beloved characters. We win because we make boatloads of money. Audiences win because they
feel like they matter. But most importantly,
we win because we make boatloads of money! No, it won’t work. The people are too smart,
they’ll see right through it. I think we both know that’s not true. I mean, we somehow convinced
people that Bruce Banner reconciling with the Hulk by taking an offscreen gamma ray bath was a satisfying conclusion to
his four-film character arc. I think they’ll buy this. Not if I expose you first. I’m gonna tell the whole world the truth! Spidey, bubby, if you
keep your mouth shut, and let this press
release go out tomorrow, you will make millions of
your adoring fans happy. But, if you tell the truth,
you’re gonna make people upset. And things that make people
upset don’t make money. And things that don’t make money, don’t get made. (ominous beat) Do you see where I’m going with this? Yes. Yes, okay. I’ll do what you say. Well, hey, glad to hear it, Spidey. Now get out of here, you little scamp. You’ve got a big day
ahead of you tomorrow. And be sure to eat something, okay? You’re looking a little skinny. Janine will validate. Thank you! Bye. Janine, start the search for
a live-action Miles Morales. I have a feeling we’ll need
a new Spiderman real soon. (sinister music) (upbeat music) Hey, friends, David
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