r/maliciouscompliance | Want to be Attacked by Bees?


Rebill my account! I don’t care about the
cost! OC
So I work as a long-term care (LTC) biller. I do pharmacy billing for nursing homes and
assisted living facilities. So any meds they get, I bill. My company is contracted with
LTC facilities, we provide medications to people in LTC. On to the story. I’ve been working in LTC for 16 years. The
company I work for does something that is absolutely unheard of in pharmacy billing…
they care about their patients. So, if your insurance drops a copay of $20, but the “at
cost” price is only $5, we charge you the $5. We give you the lower price. This is really
rare in my field. Most pharmacies are out to freak everyone. My company, actually gives
you the better deal. Here comes Karen… *inbound call: hi, I’d
like to talk about my mom’s bill, she’s at *nursing home. Me: ok, what’s your customer number. *pulls
up customer number Karen: you didn’t run this through my moms
insurance! Me: let me check this out. pause Me: yes, we saw that your copay was actually
higher than the “at cost” rate, so we dropped the charge down, so it’s cheaper
for you. Karen: I pay for insurance and I expect insurance
prices! Me: of course, but when we can charge you
the lesser price, we do that, we try to- *cut off Karen: IDGAF about YOUR prices. I want it
ran through the insurance! For taxes purposes! Me: regardless of that, we can send you an
itemized tax paper, to show what you paid. We just are trying to give you the lower- Karen: I WANT THIS RAN THROUGH THE INSURANCE!
THIS IS RIDICULOUS YOU AREN’T BILLING MY INSURANCE! Me: we did, but our “at cost” gives you
a lower price, so we charged you the lower price. Karen: I AM DONE WITH THIS. BILL THE INSURANCE! Me: your bill is $75. If I bill your insurance,
there are some tier 3 and 4 meds (highest copays, talking $75+), they will raise your
bill. Karen: IT WILL NOT AND I EXPECT YOU TO REBILL
MY ACCOUNT TO THE INSURANCE AND MAIL ME A NEW STATEMENT! Me: yes, ma’am. *call ends. I rebill the
account. Her bill goes from $75 to $396. She gets her new bill a week later. Calls
back. Loses her crap, of course. My boss backed me and told her that since it’s been over
30 days since the meds were dispensed, we can’t reverse the claims. She’s stuck
with the bill. Bottom line: if someone tells you they are giving you the best deal, take
it. Stop playing with the yellow jackets? Ok,
but they tend to get a bit stingy when they get bored.
OCM I worked at a golf course for a while. One
day I was out weedeating and came across a yellow jacket nest. Fortunately the first
ones to come out just happened to hit my string so I saw them before they could get to me.
I stood there for a while with my string spinning over the opening, not a single one made it
out crawling or flying. Then the superintendent of the golf course came up to me and started
yelling at me for staying there too long. Normally I would shut off my weedeater when
he got my attention, but I wasn’t about to let them out. I pointed to the opening and
the bisected yellow jackets flying around the place and told him I couldn’t move until
they stopped coming out. He yelled back “get this ***** area done in 15 minutes or you’ll
be coming in Sunday to stir the compost pile.” I just said “ok,” backed up as fast as possible,
took a few stings and bites, but since at that point he was closer to the hole he got
the worst of it, nearly hit three golf carts after he got back into his utility cart and
sped off, and when I finished up and got back to the shop he called me into his office to
yell at me. He wasn’t going to fire me, he’s the type who will give you the worst jobs
until you quit so you can’t claim unemployment, and he said he was going to knock me down
to minimum wage (at that time I was only ten cents above minimum wage so not much of a
threat), I would be coming in every Sunday to stir the compost, and he’d figure out how
to deal with the overtime issue later. I calmly reminded him that if the Sundays
took me above the 40 hour mark the only way he would be able to legally avoid paying me
overtime would be to give me time off throughout the week to keep me at or below 40 hours,
then I reminded him that not a single yellow jacket had made it out until he demanded that
I move on. They only got out to attack after I followed orders that he had issued after
he clearly saw that there were yellow jackets trying to leave the nest. Then I asked him
if he was going to report the injuries I sustained as a result of his orders to security (all
injuries had to be reported to security no matter how minor, but we usually just let
mild cuts and stings that didn’t cause an allergic reaction slide) or if it was my responsibility
to do so. I wasn’t actually worried about the stings, I had gotten worse from larger
nests at my brother’s house than I did at work with no ill effects, but when dealing
with someone like this you pretty much have to point out all of your missile silos, so
to speak. He was never the type to admit when he was
wrong and that didn’t change that day. He still acted like I was solely responsible
for both of our stings, but he just sent me on to my next task still earning ten cents
above minimum wage and I still had Sundays off. Told to dress better for a job that requires
getting dirty. M
OK, here’s a bit of background. I’ve worked in construction and service for 15 years.
I recently gave up that career for a job in Special effects for TV and movies. Last year I started a production with people
I’ve worked with in the past. I’m a known quantity, and my smart
butt attitude usually precedes me. This production ( which isn’t out yet, so the details will
be sparse ) is mostly set on a train. This set has to wag, shake, and wiggle like a real
train would. So we built heavy teeter totters on wheels. All heavy gauge steel, castors,
and bearings. Now, these gimbels (common name for a motion
platform) have a tendency to make noise; which, as you would imagine, would affect production.
So one of my jobs was to crawl under the set, on a concrete floor, and grease joints, tighten
the bolts, etc. Safety checks were daily. This usually left me somewhat dusty and dirty
though the day. Typically I’d be wearing Carheart pants
and shirt ( both black, of course, gotta stay hidden in the dark as much as possible). Most
film departments that have to do something physical quite often wear black on black,
so anything else is abnormal. This is where we lead into my MC. One day I got a small hole in my shirt, just
a little smaller than a dime, right on the front.. So the first assistant (friend of
mine that I’ve worked with before) says I really need to dress better as there should
be an image we should attain. I just look at him unbelievingly for a second, and he
re-insists. So I agree. I usually agree to things immediately to keep drama down in the
workplace. I immediately know what I’m going to do for the rest of the week (this was on a Tuesday) The next day, I show up in my best dress clothes.
Shirt, tie, dress pants, and dress shoes. Completely, 100% wholly overdressed. Nobody
dresses for a wedding in any film department, unless it’s a ‘theme’ day (like tropical
shirt friday). Dressed like this I cannot
do my job, so I just direct co-workers on how to do it. I spent the next 3 days dressing
like that until the SPFX coordinator mentioned that maybe I should dress down now, as I had
“made my point”. I also got a lot of compliments from more than a few people, and every couple
of fridays people would come in with suits for “Formal Friday’s”. It was nice not getting my hands dirty, but
spending close to 50 hours with a tie and dress shoes is something I’d like to avoid
for a while.

What If You Were Stung By The Most Painful Bee?


Have you ever come upon a small bee or wasp
and it scared you out of your mind?! It might feel silly to be afraid of such a
small insect, however your instincts are right on track… Sometimes the smallest little bugs are some
of the most dangerous! And that can include the bees and wasps that
are in your backyard right now! When you hear buzzing coming from a nearby
tree, you might immediately take notice. We really love honey, but nobody likes a bee
sting. While a simple bee sting from a honeybee is
unlikely to cause much harm, some people are allergic to a specific chemical in the bee
venom. They can have severe reactions to bee venom
causing them to go into anaphylactic shock that causes swelling and difficulty breathing. Luckily a quick dose of epinephrine through
an EpiPen can quickly counteract the bee venom… But if the person can’t get that dose they
could possibly die. But there are bees and wasps that are dangerous
even to those without a bee venom allergy. First off there’s the hybrid honey bee called
the Africanized honey bee. These bees are an invasive species that take
over local honey bee hives. These bees are more aggressive than your average
honey bee. If they perceive a threat to their home, like
a human accidentally disturbing the hive, the bees go into hyper defensive mode. They can swarm a person in cloud up to 60
thousand bees strong, stinging the victim thousands of times. The stings from these thousands of bees can
cause tissues and body functions to breakdown almost immediately. People have been known to suffer cardiac arrest
and die almost instantly from these bee swarms! If you see a hive, stay clear, and notify
animal control to take care of it. But even those bees are no match for the Giant
Asian Hornet. These guys are up to 2 inches in length and
eat bees for breakfast, literally. They are carnivorous species of hornet and
contain a neurotoxin that shuts down their prey’s nervous system. They are also prone to hyper defensiveness. If a person gets stung by even one of these
Hornets, they can go into anaphylactic shock and die. The deadliest of all though, is the Vespa
luctuosa, a species of wasp found only in the Philippines. It has the most toxic venom of any bee or
wasp and only a couple insects in the whole world are known to be more toxic. A single bite from this little wasp is extremely
painful and can lead to convulsions, your skin turning blue, and even death. Luckily for us they rarely build their hives
around humans so unless you’re walking through the Filipino wilderness you’re not likely
to meet one. Whether you’re allergic to bees or not though,
be careful. Some of them might be more dangerous than
you think so it’s always best to keep your distance and not take any chances. Even if you get a honey craving and see a
hive – under no circumstances should you disturb them. Leave it to the pros and both you and the
bees will be much happier. Thanks for watching and don’t forget to
subscribe for lots more Fuzzy and Nutz.

Masha and The Bear – Call me please! (Episode 9)


We’re broadcasting live from one of our nation’s major soccer arenas where the final game of the season, the World Cup game, is officially underway. Both teams have already entered the field, and the referee has placed the ball… And the game is on! Everybody’s attention is on the field now! The host team is again in control of the ball and is now approaching the penalty box of the visiting team. The ball passes from one player to another one, who tries to score! The ball bounces off the defense player, but the visiting team goalie reaches the ball first, then jumps and covers it. Good afternoon, dear viewers! This is our weekly health program. Today, we’ll be talking about different methods to relieve stress. Stress? We can recommend a few relaxation techniques that can relieve and reduce stress in just 10 minutes. The simplest one is to sit down in a recliner or a comfortable chair, relax and breathe normally. Or you can savor a warm cup of coffee or tea. Try to avoid having any serious thoughts while you’re enjoying it. Or you can take a warm bath and do some breathing exercises in it like taking a deep breath through your nose with your mouth closed and then submerging the lower half of your face into the water and slowly breathing out through your nose. Just remember, you shouldn’t try to find solutions to your problems as soon as they arise. Never mind that! Fatigue and exhaustion can make your life very difficult but try to keep in mind that you will find a solution to your problems in due time. Oh, a cell phone! Give me! Give me! Give me! Give me! To go walk in the forest? What about the wolves? Checking the connection. OK, I’ll walk with the cell phone. OK, OK. Dialing the number… Oh, wow! The second half of the game is about to begin. If you remember, at the end of the first half, the referee has disqualified one of the guest players for misconduct. The players are on the field once again. Don’t panic! Dialing the number. The extra time that was added by the referee is running out… Dialing the number… He passes the ball across the field… Dialing the number! The forward of the host team dodges the defense… Dialing the number! …and suddenly kicks the ball towards the goal! And now… we run! It bounces off the bar! Another kick! And another one! Score! I got through to you!

I Got Stung 50 Times By Bees & I’m Allergic – Story


Bees. Flying insects. Members of complex social colonies centered
around a queen. Extremely important to pollination. There are over 16,000 known species of bees. One of the species, the western or European
honey bee, makes honey and beeswax. Unfortunately honey bees are my personal life
long nemesis. I’m part of the just over 3% of American
adults who are allergic to bees. Recently, I got stung and this is what happened. Actually this is the second time in my life
I’ve been stung. When I was young, I messed with a beehive
and got stung by several bees–yeah, I was kind of a dumb kid. Researchers have determined that many people
experience cumulative bee sting sensitivity. Meaning that for many people the more times
they are stung, the stronger their body’s reaction. Death via bee sting is possible, mostly on
a second or later occurrence of being stung, but fairly rare. In the US between 2000-2017, the largest number
of fatalities from hornet, wasp, and bee stings occurred in 2017 with a high of 89 deaths. So even if you originally weren’t allergic
to bee stings, you can become allergic to bee venom. That’s right, venom. When a bee stings you, it’s actually injecting
you with a toxin. Honey bee venom is made up of toxic proteins
and peptides, the major component being a protein called melittin. It also contains 50 other identified compounds
including hyaluronidase, acid phosphatase and histamine. A number of these components have significant
toxic effects on many different animals. The complex nature of venom may be due to
the wide variety of predators which might attack a bee colony. Different components of the venom seem to
be vital in repelling different species of attackers. Honey bee venom is cytotoxic and hemotoxic
meaning that it destroys cells, red blood cells in particular; large doses of venom
can disrupt blood clotting. Whether you’re allergic to bee venom or
not, when stung, chances are you’ll feel a temporary burning pain during the sting. Most people develop a local reaction, usually
swelling, soreness and redness around the sting site that will slowly dissipate within
a few hours to the next several days. Even if you’re not allergic, being stung
multiple times in a short time period can cause nausea, dizziness and even seizures
due to the quantity of venom injected. Being stung on a more sensitive part of the
body, such as the face, or neck can produce a heightened immune response rather than getting
stung on the arms and legs. While bees, yellow jackets, bumblebees and
hornets all sting, their venom is not the same. Bee stings tend to be acidic, whereas wasp
stings are alkaline, so your body’s reaction to a bee sting may be very different from
that of a wasp sting. It’s possible to be severely allergic to
the venom from a bee or even a particular species of bee and only be mildly allergic
or have just a normal local reaction to a sting from another species of bee or wasp. Adult honeybees come in 3 varieties: a queen,
drone and a worker. All worker bees are female, though they lack
reproductive capabilities. They gather pollen, feed larvae, and maintain
and defend the hive, while queens are responsible for producing new bees. The job of drones or male bees is to mate
with the queen. Only females bees are capable of stinging,
though queen bees never sting in defense of the colony. Instead, young queens will sting and fight
to the death against rival queens to ascend to rule the colony. Technically, honey bees are capable of stinging
multiple times like other winged stinging insects such as hornets. However, the honey bee’s stinger is barbed. When the victim’s skin is thick, such as
a mammal’s, the barbed stinger wedges in the victim’s skin while attached to the venom
sac which tears loose from the bee’s abdomen and leads to its death in minutes. Honey bee stings release pheromones that attract
other nearby bees to come and attack to protect the hive. The pheromones actually smell similar to bananas. For safety, researchers have suggested that
beekeepers not eat the fruit before working because the beekeepers’ banana scented breath
can rile up bees. Today I walked outside, checked the mail and
bam! some random bee let me have it in the arm. Upon penetration of the stinger in my skin,
the bee’s smooth muscle surrounding the venom sac automatically contracted, thus further
embedding the stinger. Simultaneously the bee squeezed the venom
sac injecting its contents deeper into my arm tissue due to the burrowing of the stinger. 90% of a bee’s venom is injected into the
victim during the first 20 seconds after the stinger makes contact with the victim’s
skin. Immediately, the sting site on my arm turned
red and began to swell. I removed the stinger by pinching it out with
my finger tips. I quickly began to experience immunologic
anaphylaxis or to have an acute, multiorgan system reaction caused by the release of chemical
mediators from my white blood cells to something my body determined to be an allergen agent. Externally, I began to sweat, my pulse weakened
and I got dizzy. My mouth began to itch and my chest grew tight. My throat passage swelled, becoming narrow
and making me wheeze. Internally, the bee venom interacted with
my B cells which are responsible for creating the antibodies of my immune system. Antibodies that are created in response to
an allergen, are known as immunoglobulin E or IgE. To counter the allergen, the IgE attaches
itself to mast cells. Mast cells then release immune molecules known
as cytokines. Cytokines are primarily used for cellular
communication. The cytokines communicate with other white
blood cells, recruiting them to come help combat the allergen. Those white blood cells repeat the activation
and recruitment of more white blood cells. The cycle repeats over and over. Meanwhile the activation of the mast and immune
cells has caused the release of histamine which widens my blood vessels. When blood vessels are wider, the white blood
cells can move quickly to the site of the allergy invasion. Throughout my entire body, blood vessels widen
causing a drop in blood pressure. As a result, my circulatory system began to
have trouble distributing oxygen. Also histamine causes my blood vessels to
leak, which leads to swelling throughout my body. Especially dangerous, the release of histamine
also causes bronchospasms or the main passages to my lungs to randomly, involuntary contract,
making it difficult to breathe. At the same time, the swelling in my throat
narrowed my air passages, making for a life threatening combination. So basically, the white blood cells in my
body sensed an intruder. They overreacted and call their homeboys to
defend against the invader, their homeboys called even more homeboys, on and on, thereby
accidentally disrupting my other vital body functions during the process. I immediately injected myself in the outer
thigh with a shot of epinephrine or adrenaline which constricts blood vessels, counteracting
the actions of the histamine. Epinephrine also causes bronchodilation, or
opens up the airways, making it easier to breath. The outer thigh is the best site for injection
because it’s one of the body’s biggest muscles with a large blood supply. Administration of an adrenaline shot into
the muscle provides a faster dissipation and absorption of the medication. Especially the outer thigh is optimal, because
the skin tends to be thinner there and there’s less fat on the muscle. Along with the shot, I also took an oral dosage
of diphenhydramine which is an antihistamine that neutralizes and reduces the effects of
histamine in the body. Each allergic person experiences anaphylaxis
differently, the symptoms are wide ranging from vomiting, to hives, to confusion. Anaphylaxis most commonly affects the skin,
respiratory, cardiovascular, and gastrointestinal systems. The severity of the response can be affected
by the quantity and concentration of the injected bee venom. Although anyone can have an allergy, people
with asthma and eczema tend to be at an increased risk for anaphylaxis. A friend drove me to an emergency room where
I was given an IV to help restore my circulatory system. I was also monitored for the next several
hours in cause of a protracted, recurring or biphasic anaphylactic reaction. Two days later I was completely back to normal,
minus a sore chest from wheezing and some swelling at the sting site. It’s amazing how a small incident such as
bee sting can set off a life threatening situation. My doctor suggested that I do venom immunotherapy
in case of future stings. Venom immunotherapy or allergy shots usually
contain purified venom. The first few shots contain very small amounts
of venom. The amount is gradually increased until the
patient can tolerate the amount of venom in two or more stings without having the symptoms
of an allergic reaction. However, venom immunotherapy doesn’t work
for everyone. Considering all the trauma I went through,
I can’t be mad at bees. Bees are vital for a healthy environment,
produce delicious honey and help grow our crops. Do you have an allergy? What are you allergic to? Let us know in the comments! Also, be sure to check out our other video
Most Painful Insect Bite A Human Can Experience – Bullet Ants! Thanks for watching, and, as always, don’t
forget to like, share, and subscribe. See you next time!

IT’S FINALLY HERE!!! | Spider-Man – Part 1


(Whoopsh!) Top of the morning to you laddies, my name is Jacksepticeye and welcome….. to Spider-Man!! Fucking finally. Oh, I haven’t been as excited for a game in a really long time! This is like – as soon as they announced this, this was a huge top hyped game for me the entire time of its development cycle since we’ve known about it. And I’m SO excited, to finally be able to play it and upload a series on it. And I played it a little bit at PAX for the first time very recently. Um, a few days ago I got to try out the demo for it and I was floored. It looks so good. Spider-man 2 – I played that on the channel not that long ago as well and that holds a special, dear place in my heart for being like the best Spider-Man game that I’ve ever played. And I’m so excited for this. Made by Insomniac. Really, really good developers. Really nice people as well. I’ve talked to them a little bit. I just have really, really high hopes for this and I hope it’s good and I’m not wasting any more time because I just want to start. New game. Yes. Please, get me in. Let me swing! *inhales* Uhhhh, let’s just go with what you’re picking with me. Invert? No. Listening mode home theater? No, just. Do I look like I’m wearing a home theater on my head? No, I’m not. *laughs* *inhale* Okay, I’m excited for the story to this as well because I don’t know anything about like really what’s going on. *jack giggles as music starts* The music is already so good! Aw… Is that Unklie Ben? So Uncle Ben is dead in this already. We’re not going through that, again. Yeah! You guys know how much I love Spider-Man! [chuckles] A “new laptop” So cool! Has like all the classic bad guys in it as well: Vulture, Rhino, Scorpion, Shocker. I wonder if Doc Ock is in it? Oh god [laughs] It’s a 90’s summer college movie now… This is ridiculous… Ew. Yes! Oh, my boy looks so good! [excitedly] Oh, fuck. Rent?! [laughs] Look at him go! Yes! No way! I’m just in it? Whoa! Holy fuck! Yes! Oh my god, that’s incredible! That looked like a- That was a cut scene and then it just went straight into this and it looks the exact same! Yeah! What’s up, Yuri? Yesssss! God, this looks incredible! Okay. Fuck, man! Oh my God, this is like a childhood dream coming true. I mean, we’ve had Spider-Man games before but this is insane! I kind of know some of the buttons already as well. Like, you can dive bomb whenever you want Ohhh, yeah! Who? Oh, work. Yeah! God, the animations are so fucking good. This looks like a movie! Ohh yes! I’m filled with childhood glee right now. Sup fellers Don’t mind me. Just comin’ here to kill ya! Is it Rhino? That guy looked like the guy from Captain America, the movie. I can’t remember his name. Oh shit. Beep-beep! Whoa! I don’t think that’s how that works. Ohhh, yes! My boy’s going at it! “Your Spider Sense will flash-” Okay. So it’s just like the Arkham games! [chuckles] I’m feelin’ punchy Ow! My bad! Aw, I pressed the button! Come on, man. I’m doing it. There we go. Okay, I need to get the timing down. Nice. And then I can do this, and hit him up in the air. Woohoo! Did I knock that I guy into the fire? Is he dead now? “Hold square to-” Oh yeah, I just did this. Ohhh, that was cool! Whoa, that’s awesome. I can bounce off them. What’s up, fellas? Aw, and he pulls himself closer to the ground with his webs! I mean, yeah, obviously but… Okay, okay… So if I do this… Okay. God, I’m so bouncy and spry! I fucking love it. Yes! Okay [laughs]. I’m back on the ground. And we’re off again! Look at that shit! How cool is this? Very. I fly so far. Whee! You can press x to, like, pull yourself along anytime. See, you can also like perch and then bounce. Yep. I’m figurin’ it out. Don’t die, Yuri! You’re my favourite member of Girl’s Generation. (Stan talent, stan Girl’s Generation) Yes! Look at my boy. Look at him go. Oh God. Just- Dude, he’s probably dead now! Yes! Okay. “Build Focus-” and then I can do more damage when I have more- Yeah. And then I can get like special power-upy attacks. Oh god, I pressed the wrong button. My bad. Whoa, what the hell did I just stick to? That’s fun, I like that you’re able to pick up stuff in the environment and bounce it around. What’s up? What’s up? Do you wanna go? Do you want to tussle with the muscle that is Spidey? God that’s fun. Ow, getting shot is not Will you? I’ll teach you what the inside of your mouth tastes like That doesn’t make any sense WhooOoOsH- bonk. Can I, like, do a.. nope. Nice I did it. Use focus to heal the more focus you have the more you will heal. How do I heal? Oh I don’t know what just happened, but I’m healed. AH God that hurt. Oh, Yeah forgot I can web up enemies, oh you’re throwing a lot of buttons at me right at the beginning. It’s fine though. It’s not your fault that I’m stupid. Can’t remember any of them Okay, so if they’re near- ah crap- if they’re near an environmental thing then They’ll stick to the wall Whoa, damn it There we go Healy Healy, how am I using that to heal he’s trying to go Green spider-man.. turn into the Hulk! Music’s awesome. Am I just gonna stick to this wall? Yeah! Oh, I can sprint up it. I am so cool Okay, this feels a lot like the Arkham games but that is not a bad thing Haha! Watching a superhero movie.. Sorry Aunt May.. love you, too! Aunt May, I’m just busy kicking some ass, okay You don’t mind, right, you get it Nice! oh crap, I wanted to hit him with the bin Full focus bar can be used to perform a finisher. That’s what I tried to do earlier. I tried to hit the buttons for the finisher Wow, look at you mister dead Take a KitKat. Wait, do I just have a full- Nope. Look out That’s fun Oh God look at me go such a bouncy baby boy. bonk! I think he’s dead Wait, where am I going? Okay My suit looks different than the one that’s in like The rest of stuff, right? Okay My suit looks a lot different than the one that was in the trailers and stuff God, stuff keeps popping up in my screen. Stop, go away. Remarkably clear air vents, I like that he’s witty. It’s my favorite type of Spidey That was pretty cool “I forgot my password”, immediately gets shot Oh god, oh god, oh Lordy Loo You don’t know which ones you’re dodging Spidey Ok, ok ok yes enough playing around agreed agreed agreed agreed He doesn’t, he doesn’t like magnetize to people like Batman does cuz why would he, he’s not Batman Ok Ok, no no I love him! The mocap on the faces is really good Oh, hold v. Ooh, Ok. So that’s how we do that There we go Fuck yeah, that’s so cool. Ah, get to him, get to him! Ah, god.. sometimes the camera is my enemy. Got’em Ok, so I heal with focus. That’s strange but ok. It’s an incentive to keep fighting I guess and get better at it Ooh, I stuck to the wall, that was pretty cool. I don’t have- I don’t have any techniques down yet Nice, bye! Okay, I like that the indoor sections actually feel fun as well. That was one of the things that spider-man 2 got very wrong. Aw, the cops actually like Spidey in this one. Maybe because JJ hasn’t asked them to get pictures of spider-man God, I’m so strong. I’m buffing awesome Whoa, ow, god, don’t get burned. Oh, geez Ha ha spider powers Oh spider powers, this is like the ending to homecoming Nice His suit looks really nice Good call guys His run animation is a little wonky looking, he looks like an old man, like ‘hey,hey,hey’ Bazooker! Did that kill anybody? I hope not. God, being able to zip to them is really fun. Assholes Whoa, that was cool Wha-boosh! Hell yeah, that feels fun. Whoop! Miss me with that bullshit! OWWW- I pressed triangle to try to zip to him but I wasn’t close enough! I just took a face full of rocket Nice, okay. I need to get better at the fighting. Right now, I’m not great at it You know what, we’re only 20 minutes in, it’s fine ha, not as cool as I just did Oh, I thought I was going out the window. Wait, where am I? OH- sorry so- ah, boys boys boys. Ah, that’s super cool!Everything about this game is super cool Heal Hi. Double-crossed! [Laughs] Okay full roll from the, oh god go way pop-ups.. um, okay, goin over from the back Ow, God I don’t want to fight you, I want to fight the other one. Nice okay Nice come here. Yeah. Whoop! Whoop! Okay, you come here I’ll do this, then that and then Oh, you’re down okay. Hey, buddy! How’s it going? Dead? Good Wooh hoo I just like vandalism Oh, that’s cool that I can like I can actually.. I can actually like, just web-swing around inside And it doesn’t look stupid Nice, alright, knock knock! Wrong buttons Oh, do I get to fight you? [Laughs] Oh, Nuts Let ’em shoot each other. Okay, I was supposed to dodge that way Oh God Oh God, I did not hit any of what I was supposed to, oh look, all this destruction Okay, can I not yank it? you told me I could yank it! then I couldn’t yank! There we go, oh, yes I’m destroying your shit! Breaking your toys and boom [Laughs] I will break you Nice Oh, oh, ow god Huh, Well, thats fairly easy Catch!! He doesn’t have a.. he doesn’t have a health bar. ow I’m the juggernaut, bitch Mother of God Really? His tie looks like a texture that hasn’t loaded in yet (the hell jack xd)) Ow I am too fast. And handsome. Ow, ow I didn’t mean to hit you.. oh god, I’m not even trying to aim in that direction, but whatever God I’m trying to dodge everything- I’m trying to do the things! It’s not working You haven’t? That kinda sucks Oh, come on! I’m pressing dodge but it’s stuck in an animation and I can’t get out of it until he’s finished kicking him. Dang, okay. I need to get used to the fighting. There’s also a slight delay from.. recording and stuff, so, Oh God, bullets. ow It’s kind of annoying cause I can’t even see what’s on screen half the time Boy Okay, I want to attack just Fisk These guys are being real annoying Ow, do they ever actually go away or do I have to constantly just fight with them here? (frustrated sigh) I SUCK K, I need to figure out what combos.. kill.. kill the smaller guys fastest. I’ll just keep doing that What?? I dodged! OW What if I just.. do this? bye fellers “You’ll die as uselessly as you lived” no, aim at Fisk, you fuck! I wasn’t even aiming at these guys, they weren’t even on screen Okay, I tried to get that. oh my god, why are you not aiming at him?? It’s just you and me Fisky boy Boosh ah Kick the crap out of him. Yeah Oh God. It’s like when Batman fights Bane Don’t break my back. Oh God Fisk is tough! Punch that crap out of him, boy boy Haha It’s the upside-down spider-man kiss Good job, Spidey God that got a little hairy there for a second But I got that- I got the technique down lots of dodging followed by lots of punchy panshin See you later, ya big overgrown potato End of an era.. God, this is so pretty. Whoa, so can- what kind of upgrades can I get? I wonder. When do I get different parts of my- Hehe. boing, boing. When do I get different parts of my suit like all the little white sections that were on it Hold triangle to grab and throw webbed and electrified enemies. They could be tossed into other enemies. Okay. I get how skill points work Press circle just as your Spider Sense turns blue to counter enemies of a web shot to the face. That would be good Hold square while in the air to swing, kick. No, I don’t really want that one. I want this one It’ll build up focus as I’m doing it as well Nice Okay So, uh, oh, I guess I could go that way (Laughs) Oh, man (quietly) That’s so fuckin’ cool. Look at that You just never have to stop [chuckles] look at me go That’s so fun. Those animations when you come out of your swing are also really cool And I like that sometimes, to web zip, Oh oops What’s up, everybody? I like to web zip, sometimes he puts out two hands Hi Thanks guys, I have some friends. I’ve some, I have some.. People who like me in the city. Sup everyone Spider crisis, you heard him And away I go [chuckles] see you later folks! Oh my god that feels so cool [Laughs] This is everything I wanted it to be It feels so good to play. Ok, thankfully the trees don’t catch me cuz I would be dead by now Nope, God, didn’t want to go there (Singing) Tiptoe by the window! The world is really really nice looking. Like it actually looks like.. uh.. It actually looks like Manhattan It’s the whole freakin island I wonder how accurate it is Like, is it, like, one to one with actual Manhattan? If you like if you lived in Manhattan, and you knew what you were doing you were walking around, New York Would you actually be able to like find your house and stuff like that? Alright, let’s go to normal boring human stuff. I don’t wanna, I want to be spider-man forever Cuz I’m I’m a huge stickler for like web-swinging in these spider-man games I’ve played almost every spider-man game that has ever come out. This is the best it’s ever felt. It’s Doc. Ock! So he is in the game. Why wasn’t that your first go to? Hi I just got here I like that Peter is Mr. Scientist Man in this one. Because that was one thing that kind of bothered me in homecoming, the- the movie that Peter is still smart, but he’s not like, like he is in the comic books, like, See that kind of stuff, I like that I like when Peter is a self-made superhero and like he makes his own stuff. He makes the web-shooters He makes- I know he did in homecoming as well- but like, he makes the, he makes the suit he makes everything Okay, What do I gotta do? Repair prosthetic arm. Alright. Also, how could you not imagine him becoming a bad guy? His name is Otto Octavius It’d be if like, if my name is Jack Jackson Servo control path damaged, connect servo motor, okay Create a connection.. okay, create a connection between the green start piece in the orange end piece Okay, can I rotate? No.. Oh, I can put pieces in. That should not go there. Nope, can I reset the circuit? Thank you Go to my inventory, okay, that’s a little weird, but we got it. Shaboom. And then put another one of these in, Shaboom, and then this. okay. So I just have to make it go down into the.. Okay, it’s like playing Bioshock all over again. Circuit complete! I’m a regular old genius scientist guys. Okay Oh, wait, do I have to use that one? Can’t I just keep going down? Oh, I only have a certain amount of them. Okay, that makes sense. Let’s do this Okay, I have to go down and around why do you have.. Some of them have arrows on them. Like this one doesn’t have arrows on it but this one does, what does that mean? Oh, I can’t stick them together. I can do that. Got it. Okay, so they only go in certain directions So I can’t do that I can do that though. So these are better ones, because they’re.. they’re Universal, they go out of everywhere. In order to set the power voltage control, You must also meet its charge requirement some sort circuit pieces provide a positive or negative charge Okay, target voltage is three Okay, so that’s not right then, so we put in the two.. Oh wait, there’s two two’s, why am I putting in the one one? That was that was way easier than I was expecting it to be, I was overthinking everything Okay done Ah, look at you go! Is that what Doc. Ock is gonna be now, he’s just gonna be a bunch of arms? He’s gonna be like a freaking spider dude *gasp* spider-man! Ooookay There’s a lot of detail in this game, like all the interiors are actually very well made I did this one in the demo! I need to just Match the pieces And this one goes here- not the best idea with the controller, but you know what, if Destiny can do it, anybody can Analyzing. This is all it takes to be a scientist, by the way. Yes, science words Wait what is this? Screw things up? You just helped him! What did that do Oh, it’s just interacting with stuff. Like, look- Look at this kind of stuff like the pizza and the food and everything like They all have little shadows. You don’t even need to go into this much detail, but you did It’s awesome. It looks really nice The lighting is really good. Ooh, what’s on the whiteboard? science. Open second lab, double staff, get further, limited testing, branding and marketing, Octavius Industries. Hmm All right, I want to get back to Spider-Man-ing. I wanna get back to Zippin and Zappin and Zoopin all around the buildings. And I- I don’t know if you.. ah, that’s cool- I don’t know if you get faster at web-swinging and that kind of stuff Cause in spider-man 2, you can get upgrades that let you zip faster My suit’s all torn up! What the hell? (I don’t know what he’s saying here, something point) Oh, man Hey, Yuri. that’s so fun! Oh, you really thought of everything to get me around this town faster I love it! JJ! I wanna climb the tallest building! I gotta. It’s the first thing I gotta do. I could just keep going! Ah, that’s fun. WOWWW Is this the tallest? Or is the Empire State Building still like, the tallest in the game? Or that one over there? I dunno, but look how- Ohhh God- Look how good this looks! Oh God the animation of him walking is really good as well. This is insane! That looks like a real city! This looks like a fucking movie Oh, watch this Yeah, baby! Oh, that’s so cool, okay to the other tall buildings! That’s the first thing you got to do in a spider-man game. When it lets you go around places like this? You gotta explore it all And I cannot even explain how good the, the web-swinging in this feels And just being able to fly around like that, the lighting changes Oh my god, I feel like a kid Good job developers, this feels exactly like it should. Like what being spider-man should feel like. And I really like that that there’s a lot of controls now to not let you.. Like, just bang into buildings. That was a big issue in spider-man 2. I’m gonna keep drawing comparisons to it because that’s the one everyone’s gonna be comparing it to. But in spider-man 2, it was really easy to mess up your swinging. So in this it feels like.. You still have a lot of control over your swinging, it still feels physics-based, like you can’t actually swing unless there’s a building around.. but There’s enough new shit there like the perch stuff To be able to let you keep going And not slowing down in the walls. Like you can actually just.. uh oh. I say as I fuck it up. Like you can just do this! This is cool, that you can just run up the building. Cuz that’s what Spider-man should be able to do! Why aren’t you, why aren’t you zipping to it? There we go I wonder if I’ll get like, a little thing in-game for getting to the top of the tallest building. That’s why I’m like, testing it out Perch! Perch! Perch, Spidey, perch! I don’t know where- oh, please do it. Please do it. Please do it. Oh god, this is awkward Okay, this is a little hard to do because I can’t stick to it I have to sprint up it There it is! Yeah, there we go. Yeah, that building is still taller that feels like the tallest one. You’re pretty tall as well though This one feels cooler though because it’s a smaller little space How far away is my thing? You know what? I just want to keep exploring It’s exactly like the start of spider-man- er, the amazing spider-man 2 movie And the music just kicks back in- like that kind of stuff, getting out over the top of a building feels really good now You can just you can technically just hold R2 the whole way across this game. Oh, I don’t know what you just swung from there Let me use this game to just take a tour around New York Yes, let’s face it, this is what everyone wants to see anyway, everyone wants to see the web-swinging God, you could get some serious speed going I’m not even reacting to stuff half the time, I’m so concentrated on what’s going on. Ooh, is that medieval times? I’ve been to a medieval times now. I know what it is. Well, I always knew what it was Thanks to the the movie, Cable Guy, starring, uh, your favorite comedy actor Jim Carrey Wait is this even the building? Like, this is cool He doesn’t lose momentum or anything like that Keep going Spidey. You’re great You’re great and we all love you That’s the Avenger Tower!! Whoa! Oh god, oh god. Oh god Damn Hero for Hire Okay, I got an achievement just for getting up in the building. I can’t believe I’m playing this game. After all my waiting for it and everything, it’s finally here and I’m actually able to play it. This is awesome. Okay, I’m gonna head back to now to the mission. I just wanted to check out the tallest buildings, because it’s super fun to do this. I wish I could get like, really close to the ground There is no better feeling This is why spider-man’s the coolest superhero At least in my book. I know- a lot of it has got to do with the fact that he’s like a regular kid, and he’s trying to deal with all this weird crazy stuff and all that kind of thing, but to me he’s just the coolest, like most agile. He has the coolest powers. God, the music swelling every now and then is really good Oh, I want to be spider-man so badly, he’s so cool! I wonder if I can control the animations that I come out of, like, Sometimes he does that kind of backflip, and then other times he does.. nothing. Other times he does that one. Other times he like, flies out like that. So I’m not really controlling any of that stuff. It all just kind of happens on its own That one’s cool. I like how floppy he is. Keep the speed going! See, like that! He did a, he did a double! And it kind of just keeps you moving forward so you can zip through the buildings really.. Really stylishly and it makes you, like, I’m not doing a whole lot but it makes you feel like a badass. And a lot of that is down to the animations and the camerawork and everything, which a lot of games couldn’t get right Here I am! What’s up, Yuri? Clever reference. (The reference is to spider-man’s black and white Symbiote Suit from the Comics and games) Um it’s funny because her name is Yuri.. and isn’t it Yuri.. Lowenthal? Who does spider-man’s voice, who’s really good at it? He’s a really good Peter Parker, I think. Descramble Okay, wait, what am I doing? Trying to match these things, but.. Oh, Okay That feels about.. there we go. Got it. That didn’t take a whole lot of time. Absolute units. So these are like the Assassin’s Creed towers the fire cry kind of towers. So the more I.. unlock them, The more of the map I get to see okay, I get it And then I get to go do the side mission stuff That’s a very bad cosplay, that doesn’t look anything like my mask Wow, you guys are not very- You guys are not very aware, are you? Enemies with melee weapons block most attacks, but are vulnerable to air launch attacks, okay Okay, there you go Yeah, you! Excuse me, have any of you guys seen my wallet? I lost it. Oh, sorry missed me with that bullshit. I told you before That worked. Could- could you just pretend that- could you just pretend that I’m really cool? Thank you. Face, meet boot. That was pretty simple Oh, I love him That’s, that’s my son! That’s my boy, right there. I am a dad now, and he is my child and I love him. Whoa, yeah! *In Gloria’s voice* Back off, creep! Howdy fellers, Merry Christmas! It’s me, Spider Santa Brutes will block your melee attacks, use webs and throwables to make them vulnerable. Okay So it’s just like taking down Fisk again! I get it everything makes sense Okay, I don’t know if that worked. Can’t- can’t see- I’m sorry, but I can’t see anything. OW! Sir- sir- Sir, Sir? Okay Stop it. I couldn’t see anything because the tree was in the way. Is there anything to swing at you? Here we go *mockingly* ‘Get over here!’ Save the hostage before time runs out. Use the- okay. Whoa That’s awesome And next time, stay down! Sp- sp- spider-man! Spi- well.. At least you didn’t call me spider-boy. So, that’s better I get it Yeah! Of course I am. Oh, this is amazing, he’s exactly what I wanted him to be! Fun! Ok Wait, what? Hold L2 and then.. Oh. *In Gregg’s voice* cRiMeS. Oh, oh, almost there- Is that not it? There we go, I got it! I did it. Spider cop finds another one. Now he could see all the crime in the city. Why did you say that name? Spider boy, spider boy, does whatever a spider toy- WHOA! I can actually see into the buildings. Won’t mind if I get smudgy prints all over it. My suit is all messed up though, can I have a new one? Backupacku. You’re not gonna tell me that you have backpacks all over the city are you? How many backpacks, did you lose? Ohh, they earn backpack tokens, so I can get better gear. First date menu? It’s cuz she loves you, Peter! Fucking best game ever knock knock! You guys really got me Yes, could I have the bracelet? Can you give me a discount, I just saved everything Spider cop.. It’s true. Oh, he’s already dead. I keep forgetting that I can web dudes up. I want to get my upgrades, I want to get some, like, spider grenades Aww. I want more spider cop. He was a cool guy. Almost got it. Al- al- almost got it! Ooh, I got a lot of EXP for that, I’m gonna get an upgrade. Nice Melee damage increased. Sick! Oh, Spidey. My boy swing, swing till your heart’s content! Whoa! Man, flying towards the Sun like that is really pretty. whoa, whoa, whoa Sometimes the physics of the web’s are a little.. a little wonky to try and let you go where you want to go Whoa- there’s something spider cop needs to do! Spider cop, roll out! There’s crime about. You won’t get far with Spider Cop on your tail. Okay, you actually are quite fast Whoa whoa whoa whoa- Where am I even going? Hey fellas That’s clever Okay, that- that didn’t really work Just stick them and they go Wait, how’s it still going? There’s no one on the accelerator. I just broke that car. Sorry! Uh, occupational hazard. Fellas, I just did your job for you. Can I get a high five? High five? High five? Aww. But I wanna- high fives! Damn, I got a great butt. How’s everyone doing? You guys feeling okay? Feeling safe? Yes. It is me -the spider-boy Aww, they’re clapping for me! You guys are great. Here, have a manhole! I just knock somebody out, way down the street. Oh God, oh God, where am I, Oh God It doesn’t matter where I am- what matters is where I’m going Damn, I’m a veritable old badass. Wait, I got a skill thing, didn’t I? Yeah, so what do I wanna do? Square, and then hold triangle to grab and throw an enemy in any direction? Hmm maybe.. Dodge window: decreases timing for- yeah, dodge might be good. Press square just as an attack lands to generate bonus focus.. Focus… Um, is there any, like.. super speedy stuff? Like… Okay, I want this Cuz it’s useful. Moves list? What are you telling me? Oh, This is all the stuff I need to get better at I need to figure out all the controls and what the hell I’m actually doing. Man, this is- it’s not only a good spider-man game, it’s a fantastic superhero game. Which, I mean, kind of goes hand-in-hand I guess, but it just makes you feel like a superhero. What are you- stop, stop, stop, okay? We need to go back into the lab, I need to work on stuff. And make my suit all cool. People are gonna laugh at me because I got a gash across my chest and then they’ll be like spider-man can’t do that cuz he’s.. He’s an idiot, and I’m really not I’m a decent boy Yeah, fix your hair. Some people get helmet hair, I get spider-man mask hair. But the ladies love it! Yep. You knew this. That’s why we came here Spider work, spider work. The textures in that suit are really good Uh oh. UH OH. So he doesn’t think I’m him. He just thinks I work for him Check your email. *laughs* Do you think Otto put on the suit while I was gone? That just says O. Doct- according to Dr. Carla Sofen’s research, higher contrast leads to slower visual processing. This should give your other employer a slight advantage in conflict. Ooh, oooh! There it is! Complete side missions and citywide activities to earn tokens. Hold X to craft the advanced suit. That’s the suit from- that’s, like, the suit that was in all the promotional materials. New suit and power unlocked. Crafting a new suit auto-equips the new suit power. Use the suit power menu to swap back to any previous suit powers you have unlocked. Suits can also be upgraded with suit mods Complete side missions and activities to unlock suits. Suit powers and suit mods.. Use tokens to create suit mods. Wow! So the suits all have individual powers as well, I didn’t know that Or did I? I feel like I probably should have But I think all the white stuff that’s on him like the white spider and the stuff on his knuckles are all harder pieces of material so he can, like, Survive, like, stab wounds and shots and he can punch harder because it’s like plastic Rather than cloth So pretty That, like, switch from cut scene to gameplay is awesome. Nice damn, I’m fast What happened to you?? *laughs* Did you just fall over because I was coming in? I just like perching on things Man. Okay! Well, I’m gonna leave this first episode here. This game is phenomenal. So far, I am incredibly in love with this. It feels exactly like Spider-Man should feel and I know I kind of played the demo as well, but having it like here in front of me and being able to take my time with it and not… Be stressed for time or anything like that is.. is really really cool. Okay, let’s listen to this. That was cool. I did like a little backflip off it. I kinda like the other suit though, a lot more. Well, this suit is really cool as well Okay. Okay, I’m gonna pause this because the stuff is just going to keep going on in the background But, yeah, again, I like the way the story is going. I like that Octavius is the person kind of crafting.. scientific, like, technologies and it kind of bleeds into Peters life And he’s kind of working for him, that’s a really cool aspect of the story that I like a lot and it makes sense cuz normally it’s like Norman Osborn who’s making all the equipment and everything, but Octavius is also a guy who creates a lot of technology and see him and Peter work together He’s kind of like you’re da Vinci from Assassin’s Creed 2 where you go to the lab and make new suits and all that kind of stuff, so I’m excited to see where all these upgrades and everything go and I’m excited to see where the story goes as well because I’m assuming Octavius is gonna go bad at some point and start fighting against me when the arms and everything come out But who knows? For now, thank you guys so much for watching this first episode if you liked it punch that like button in the face! LIKE A BOSS! And High Fives all-round!!! *Whoopsh!! 2x* thank you guys and I will see all you dudes IN THE NEXT VIDEO!!!!! (Outros) I’m Everywhere By Teknoaxe – *Thanks for Watching!* Ooooh, Goody! I want to play it all night

Wasp Nest in my House

Wasp Nest in my House


This video is a bit different then the videos
I uploaded before on this channel. See, there are a lot of people making animations
about their lives and things that happened to them. And I always enjoyed watching those and I
wanted to try it for myself. I’m not sure if this really is a thing for
me, I’m usually not really a person who talks a lot, but, I mean, you know what they
say, yolo! So I’m this 19 year old guy who lives with
his mom and his step dad, and I have my own room at the top floor. My room is not too big not too small, it’s
a very nice room. Or at least, that was it, until a couple of
months ago when I got some uninvited visitors. Wasps! See, wasp have been my biggest fear ever since
I was a little kid, even though I never been stung or anything by them. I guess I just don’t really like bugs, what’s
pretty strange considering my name is ant-mation, but ants are different, does this guy look
scary to you? Well, maybe, but only because I’m the one
who has drawn it. I’m getting of track already, so anyway,
every once in a while, when I was playing some games or stuff in my room a wasp would
appear. Trying to fly through my window or toward
my lamps if my quatrains where closed. If I opened my window they would usually directly
fly off again, but that wasn’t always as easy when they were flying around the window
as well. At first it thought they were just wasp who
somehow got into my house and didn’t know how to leave anymore. But eventually it just happened way to often
so I told my mom and my step dad about it thinking there might be a nest somewhere. But they were like, nah, nah, there’s no
nest they are just getting lost or something. So I was like, alright, if you think so. And we didn’t do anything about it. Until like a month later when we were sitting
outside when I saw a group of wasp flying from and towards the same place of the house. And this place happened to be the room next
to my bedroom. So the investing began! Inside that room at the place where the wasp
where flying you could hear this really disgusting sound. I don’t really know how to describe it,
but believe me when I say disgusting. So what basically happened is that the wasps
made a nest in between the walls and who know how many wasps where in there. But, there was no reason to panic. I mean, up until now only a couple of wasp
appeared inside my room so that means that most of the time the wasp just go outside
but sometimes make some sort of mistake and end up in my room through a small hole or
something. I could survive another night, probably. My step dad said that if I looked for the
number of the pest control he would call them so they could kill the wasp, and I could live
a peaceful life again. And I found the number, of multiples companies. But they never called any of them. No, instead he decided to buy some sort of
spray and kill the wasp himself. And I mean, I guess that’s alright, as long
as they die right? The only problem is, that they didn’t die,
no, instead it multiplied them! Alright that’s a lie it actually killed
some of them, but only a few! Even a week later they were still alive and
we sprayed them again this time with more, spray, stuff. And we actually thought to know from what
hole the wasp came from inside the house, so I suggested to also spray some inside that
hole because maybe from there we could reach the nest better. But my step dad was like, no, we’re not
gonna do that, because then the smell is inside the house and that’s not healthy. And I mean, fear point, that a good reason,
but I’ll come back to this later. After the first time we sprayed the wasp a
lot of them went inside the house, probably because they panicked because of the attack. And we used the vacuum cleaner to kill the
wasp inside the house that time. So after spraying the second time I thought,
if I’m gonna wait inside that room with the vacuum cleaner I can kill them one by
one and we won’t have a room filled with wasp again. So I was standing there and my plan was working
pretty well, but after like 15 minutes only like 3 or 4 wasp had appeared so I thought. All the wasp are probably death now since
there are way less wasp going inside today. And I was almost ready to leave again because
I thought they weren’t going to come anymore. When suddenly like 20 wasp appear at the same
time! So I did what every man would do in a situation
like this! I closed the door, and ran downstairs to get
my mom. I really don’t like wasp okay? So my mom killed them, and we were all hoping
that the wasp had died this time but… no. The next day the wasp where still flying around
like always. A couple days later we sprayed them again,
but this time my step dad was also going to spray from inside the house. While when I suggested that a couple days
earlier, he said it was a bad idea! But it’s fine, as long as the wasp die I
don’t care. But did it kill them? Nope, the wasp where still doing their thing
like they always did. We kept doing this for a couple of weeks,
with for this entire time wasp appearing inside my room, and you’re probably thinking like. If the nest was in another room why didn’t
you just close your door so you would be safe in your own room. That’s because the wall in between my room
and that room isn’t completely connected to the ceiling. There’s more than enough place for a human
to crawl through it so for a wasp it’s not going to be a problem at all. Eventually it actually got so bad that there
would be a wasp inside my room every 15 minutes or something. So at that time I just had my window open
24/7 while it wasn’t the nicest temperature outside either. And that’s when I decided to move, from
my room, to a bed we have in this other area of the house. But this place didn’t have any curtains,
so I would wake up every day at 6 o’clock. It didn’t have any source of heating, and
worst of all. I wasn’t able to use my computer anymore. Luckily I also have a laptop so it wasn’t
that bad, but I had to use it downstairs where other people are walking and watching tv and
stuff. So when I was drawing, or watching anime,
or doing homework for school I couldn’t really do it in peace and quiet. This continued for over a month, while we
were still trying to kill the wasp by our own. Not hiring someone who has experience with
these kind of things for unclear reason. Until my step dad decided to close the entrance
that the wasp used to get inside the house while every place on the internet tells you
not to do that because they will always find a way out and it will really piss them of. But surprisingly, a week after that the wasp
completely disappeared. And I have never seen one since. So, if you’re ever have the same problem
as me… actually I don’t know if I would recommend you to do the same, because maybe
we were just lucky that the wasp didn’t find a new way out again. I guess you’ll just have to follow my first
plan, get all your stuff, burn down the house, and move to place where wasp are unable to
live. Or just hire a guy to kill them, that’ll
most likely work. I don’t know.

The Battle Against Cockroaches (Ft. Tabbes)

The Battle Against Cockroaches (Ft. Tabbes)


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video. Cockroaches are extremely annoying, and I
think it’s safe to say that everyone in the world hates cockroaches just as much as
I do. Unless you’re this girl right here… Not so long ago, I put up a poll in youtube
and twitter, asking you guys what the very first thing you would do when you saw a cockroach
and it was pretty interesting to say the least~ The results were quite similar so we’re
just gonna go with the youtube one, and I found out that 65% of you are normal, 7% of
you just don’t care, 10% of you probably need to get some help, and 17% are helpless scared-ee cats
just like me. Which I guess that would also mean you’re
all puss. Growing up in the Philippines as a child,
I used to be terrified of cockroaches. Not because they looked scary or anything,
but somehow my seven-year old brain was convinced that being bit by a cockroach could actually
kill you. Yeah, I don’t know how I came up with this
notion, maybe it was from a book or a movie, but I wasn’t taking any chances! “For the last frickin time TJ! Cockroaches can’t kill you! They almost never even bite!” “You don’t know that. And can you please cover up your skin, a roach
might appear at any given time.” DUDE! You’re crazy! You really like living life on the edge don’t
ya?” Thankfully this misconception didn’t last
for very long and I was able to enjoy my childhood days without having to fear dying from cockroaches
24/7. But I still couldn’t get over my fear of roaches. Until one hot summer afternoon, when I was
like 9 years old, my mom came home with a bundle of ice cream and at the time it was
just me, my mom, and my brothers, Peter and Daniel, and we were living in a pretty big
house. The best thing about this place was that we
had a huge backyard! Well only 10% was actually grass, and the
rest was covered in cement, but let’s just call it a backyard anyways. “You don’t what to call it do you?” “Shut up Daniel!” And having this much space for a kid during
my time was like heaven. We could run around until we ran out of air,
play tag, ball, greenlight, red light, but little did we know that this all-for-kids
sanctuary was about to turn into a complete nightmare zone. Yes, and it’s all because of THIS guy. “Hey how was I supposed to know cockroaches
liked vomit-flavored ice cream so much.” “Ew, vomit-flavored icecream?” Let me explain. So whenever my big brother had too much of
something, he had this weird tendency to just barf it all out. And since my mom bought so much ice-cream,
Peter went ham on those things and finished most of it himself. As you can all guess, he began to feel a bit
queasy. So he immediately dashed to the toilet and
puked it all out. And nothing happened. It was all good. No disaster. Yay… But then, he felt queasy again and rather
than going to the toilet this time, there was this tiny sewer hole right outside in
our backyard, and he decided to just barf there of all places. The funny thing was, he didn’t even vomit
that much, it was just a little bit of ice-cream mixed with stomach acid. But guess what happened, within minutes
our entire backyard was completely. and utterly infested with almost a thousand cockroaches! Both crawling and flying! And do you know how scary flying cockroaches are? At least when they’re on the ground, you can actually kill it. But flying cockroaches? You want, none of that! Now aside from my mom, who was surprisingly
calm about the whole situation, me and my brothers were mortified. And the only thing that separated us from
this chaos was this 12-foot long sliding glass door. But as you may all know, cockroaches are just
magnificent creatures that are able to somehow always find a way inside your home, so it
didn’t take too long for a couple of them to show up inside our house and for someone
who was genuinely afraid of roaches, I was about to lose it. But then something crazy unexpected happened. “MOM! Y-y…you just caught those cockroaches with
your hands….” “Oh this?? Don’t worry Hon, I’ll just wash it off
later.” “Now go grab me my bat.. I mean, some slippers from the shoe drawer.” Pause right there! Okay first, I don’t know about you guys,
but I haven’t heard of any other Asian moms who catches cockroaches with their bare hands,
I mean, who does that, it’s disgusting… and second! That was pretty awesome… Excuse me? Yeah call me crazy, but my nine year old self
thought demolishing a cockroach with the bare palm of your hands was the coolest and baddest
thing on earth. That’s right and despite how gross the whole
thing was, it somehow helped me get over my fear of roaches. There’s no science behind it, it just did. So when I came back with the slippers I was
already booming with confidence. And so were my brothers. We were ready! “Remember… Kill or be killed, it’s everyone for themselves…
got it?” “Wait, why are you the only one with protection?” “Yeah, how bout us”
“*Grunts* Fine. Wait here.” “Uhhh Mom? Where’d you even get these?” “Enough questions. It’s time to kick some Cockroach Ass.” “Hah you said a bad word…” The battle raged on for many days And despite our undying efforts, the cockroach
race triumphed over us. And mankind was
forced to live under the reign of cockroaches. We were brutally tortured. Used as cheap entertainment. And locked in cages to rot for all eternity… I’m just kidding, it only took us an hour
to kill all the brown scuttling creatures. And it wasn’t much of a battle to begin with, cause the
roaches were all just running away for their lives Plus I think my mom kinda did all the work. In the end, we had like 3 huge piles of cockroach
corpses, and had a lot of fun lighting them on fire. So yeah, that’s the story of how I got over
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The Bee-Line [Kruggsmash Plays Dwarf Fortress]

The Bee-Line [Kruggsmash Plays Dwarf Fortress]


Hello you bearded bastards and welcome to the barricaded Merc a temperate freshwater swamp really kind of a nasty place Honestly, however, it is just to the southeast of a large dwarven fortress the capital of the scrape to chambers It’s a place called lor Bama Still, standard world and it is formidable indeed So this here should bee a very safe place to build a fortress I’m thinking anyways, now we can see here a small group of dwarves and these dwarves call themselves Zu den haag ik the keeper of bees and their fortresses name is tatar gugas honey Stoker Which is kind of an odd translation into our tongue. That’s the Dwarven language for you I suppose now if you haven’t guessed already the keeper of bees is a group of dwarves here for the express purpose of Starting a beekeeping industry now with that in mind. They’re not totally here of their own accord. Not you. See this fortress has been commissioned by a wild boar man who lives nearby And the boar’s name is moses as disaster Agathe Kind of an enterprising fellow really he had come into a little bit of money and so he had funded this expedition in order to gain more Understandable really make your money work for you and all and so all these dwarves here are basically his employees, but that’s okay I’m thinking because these dwarves would like to carve a little place for themselves anyways And so what the heck why not take that pig man’s money, right? It makes sense. This place is serene enough I suppose even if it is a swamp and is pretty close to home – so that’s not bad nice and safe Especially with there being an ongoing conflict with the torment of witches just an added benefit now It should bee noted that I know almost nothing about beekeeping in Dwarf Fortress. Just a little disclaimer here right at the beginning So we’re going to bee figuring some things out by ourselves that being said I have done some research on it and it doesn’t seem like it’s that Complicated but I suppose we’ll see right now. I have my dwarves making some hives in which honey bees can bee stored I’m making them out of stone I’m going to try to make as many things out of stone as possible in this fortress would look who needs it Maybee those Waterkeeper guys up in the north, but not us down in the heartland And then after we have those hives I’m going to need a place to put them Hoping to put the fortress here in this little Bend of the river just kind of tuck it into this turn I think that might bee pretty neat I’m also gonna try to go for an open air fortress sort of a thing like a big pit in the ground Because the honey bees are going to need access to the above ground area here and I don’t want the dwarves to bee too far Away from their industry, you know, all right, and how’s that for a shape? Yeah, I like it kind of oblong a bit natural I could dig it I’m also gonna try to make the walls Bee smooth stone as we head downwards just so nothing can climb down and get to our dwarves easily That wouldn’t bee a great thing. I don’t think and you know, I’m gonna put some walls up around this as well It might bee for the best, but we should probably get access to stone first before we do anything like that Back down here. It would appear all our hives are good to go. And so I’d like to place them somewhere Where though? I don’t really want to wait for this whole thing to bee dug out before I place them somewhere that might take a while So you know what? I’m actually gonna make a little area over here on the other side of the river and that’s where I’ll put the hives Kind of wonky. I know but we really have to get them down quickly. It takes a long time to produce, honey And so the sooner we get started the better. All right, just to get started We’re gonna put down ten hives like this and these will all bee empty hives to start anyways And how we get bees is a dwarft with the beekeeping labor enabled will scour the map looking for an active honeybee Hive and it doesn’t look like anybody’s doing it quite yet So I’m thinking there might bee no hives on the map right now. All right, let’s have a look here Okay over here just a left this little white circle. That is a colony of termites Useless, so I’m going to construct a dirt road over it which will destroy this colony there can only bee a limited number of bug colonies on the map at a time and so by destroying these other colonies it makes more space for honeybees to pop in eventually from what I understand another colony of termites over here see ya. with a colony of ants down here get the hell out of here How’s that hole coming fellows looking good actually keep at it Will you oh and you know, I just noticed right here on the bank of the river or I guess in the river itself There is actually a colony of honeybees. Yep, but it’s a like in The river I don’t know why the hell that would be Well, I’m thinking a dwarf would go and get the bees out of there if it wasn’t floating in the water Mmm, I’m not too sure what to do about that. We’ll just ignore for now. Okay? well it looks to bee all the hives that were on the map currently and so I Suppose we’ll just wait around a bit and hopefully more honey bees will pop up eventually I am led to believe if that is the case So I’m not too concerned about it, but I would like to get this whole thing started pretty quickly We can’t displease our boss. He seems like kind of a hard case. Honestly wouldn’t want to anger him But while we’re waiting that gives us more time to start digging which is good something that has to bee done I suppose if we get deep enough we could pull all the hives down here and set up over on the side there that would Bee preferable Oh and hey, would you look at that? We’ve already dug down to stone. Very good. It wasn’t too far down there Well, we’ll get that turned into rock blocks ASAP and then we can get the walls of this pit finished with smooth stone So invaders can’t climb in and that’ll give us a moat of safety. Hopefully anyways, ooh All right Now I just happen to pause the game right as his dwarf is getting a colony of honeybees from this hive right here and they do have that job install colony in hive So that must bee what they’re doing But you know, I think I’m gonna move all these hives down into our pit now because we have hit stone I’d rather have them down there. There we go. Go find something else to do just a moment. Sorry about that All right. The first of the hives is in place So now let’s watch this dwarf here who is now carrying I guess a hive of bees. Ah, yes. It looks like they’re carrying currently 18,000 honeybees, I guess just in their hands. Hmm. Well, that’s interesting Yeah, this is a stack of 18,411 live honey Bees just got it. Got an arm full of bees Right there. I mean mmm. Hmm. Well, that’s something just straightforward way to go about it. I mean, I’m not gonna fault you for that But I don’t maybee maybee a bag or like a bucket of bees or something armful of bees I’m not too sure but anyways, as you were and Deduk here is carrying an armful of bees back to the fortress very slowly mind you but eventually they’ll get there just like this. It is installed And yeah, we now have an active hive of honey bees if we hit Q and go over it We have the option to install a colony when ready which has been done already We could also choose to have Dwarves automatically gather products from this hive which will destroy this colony now We’re not gonna want to collect things from this hive In fact, I’m gonna have no dwarves collect products from any of these hives right here These 10 hives here will bee used to replenish other hives I plan on having about 40 hives going 30 of which will bee used to gather products from and the other 10 will bee used to replenish those 30 hives Just so we don’t have to go through the hassle of collecting wild bees like this I’m not sure if this is a good way to go about it As I said, I haven’t really done this before but I’m thinking this should get the job done We’ll all cease doing enough And so hopefully now these hives here we’ll just continue growing and we’ll bee able to split them in the future. Fantastic Looks like we’re good to go. Oh and you know, I should also keep track of the date It is currently 15th of felsite in the year 273 late spring Let’s see how long it takes for these things to actually produce any products. I have a feeling it’s gonna take a long time Yeah, and in the meantime, we’ll continue work on our home here by putting down some more hives Of course, that’ll only help to speed things up and we’ll continue getting this wall constructed So we have a nice safe place to live and you know I was trying to figure out an entrance to our home here and I’m thinking we should make a tunnel, you know Maybee like we’ll have the actual entrance bee out here somewhere and people will have to go underground to actually access the fortress Yeah, I like that. Definitely. There we go. What kind of make it like this? It will safely lead to the bottom of our pit home. Whatever the hell you want to call it. And you know what? I’m actually think we should make another tunnel entrance too just in case goblins show up I wasn’t really actually planning on having an army here. So if we can get a good trap going that’ll bee all we need Yeah, let’s do that. How’s that? So when invaders come we can close up the safe passage and open up this awful dangerous trap thing Yeah, that’s we’re going with and some migrants. Very good. Got some angry faces here not something I like to see probably an exiled from Waterkeeper. I heard they had a pretty good Posse where they would exile any crabby dwarves Hmm, but I don’t think that’s a policy. We’ll take on board here at state are go gosh No, we’re gonna try our best to keep all these dwarfs happy and hopefully we can manage it Alright, it looks like all our hives are in place. I’m just trying to focus on those top ten right now And once that’s done the other one should get filled up pretty quickly having a look at the top of our pit It looks like the gray Stonewall is all done now If you look down a level the silt Stonewall is coming right along almost done But we still don’t have any place for our dwarf to live which is awful frankly, especially considering We have a couple of upset dwarves now. Let’s try to improve their lives a bit. Now let’s see We’ll start off with a meeting hall over on the right side here and I’m gonna make you underground accessible to these stairways Which lead down to the actual meeting hall kind of an odd shape, sure and I have those cubbies on the side Which I’m going to put tables and chairs in just to kind of mix it up a bit And I do have these bigger chambers over the left side here and that’s we’re gonna store food and drink. Yes I know this whole chamber is a bit off-center, but I figured that gives it some charm. I like it would you look at that the traders have arrived but Unfortunately doesn’t look like their wagons were able to get in. I think a tree was blocking their path Oh, what a hassle. Well in any event, we don’t have any honey to trade with you. I’m sorry next year, though We’ll bee brimming with this stuff. You’ll have to trust me from now Let’s see what we have not a whole heck of a lot and so put some logs We’ll trade some logs with them just so we have some food and drinks to get us through the next year Oh, yeah, I forgot. They don’t have their wagons. They can’t even carry these logs Okay. Well just a bit of bad news there, I guess and on top of that bad news We actually have some horrendous news along with the merchants a few other dwarves have arrived as well Including the outpost liaison who tells us that standard whirls, the capital of the scraped chambers. Our civilization has been Conquered by the torment of witches and goblins led by googles burials. That is Disastrous really the standard World’s was one of our civilizations biggest fortresses for to have fallen Those goblins are powerful. You know that fortress is in there to protect us anymore Well, hopefully we can get some defenses up. And if our little place here stays small enough. Maybe we can go unnoticed It’s gonna be our only hope we can’t abandon this place We only just started well in light of this terrible news Another runner has accompanied the merchants and they claim to be a messenger from the pig man They mainly just want a report of our productivity and they also brought with them some strange requirements Involving a well sure a well is important in a fortress, but usually it doesn’t have to be so specific. Hmm Well, I guess we’re gonna build one anyway, so well, you’re right to it boss. No worries Anyways back to work dwarves. Alright now we have these forty hives here I chose 40 because apparently if you have any more than that Production slows down quite a bit and you cannot have more than 60 world’s production stops entirely It’s probably gonna take a while for those other hives to fill up with bees But in the meantime, we’re just gonna keep working on the fortress itself. Well aside from our honey situation Our fortress is coming along, fairly well anyways. those two tunnels are dug out The pit itself is dug out and the walls above are all set now, and so we should be pretty safe And you know We’re gonna start on that well, too and we’re just gonna put it over here in this corner now from what I understand He doesn’t want to bee a big thing. He does not want to bee fed by the river directly I’m a little concerned that’s gonna make it kind of stagnant But those are the orders and plus we have plenty of alcohol anyways So it’s not like we’re gonna have to rely on this thing for water. Maybe just an extreme emergencies You know what? He probably wants us to build this so that if we get sieged by the goblins who are now Very close we can still have some access to water. I guess still seems pretty strange to me But yeah, whatever, you know I’ll tell you what We’re gonna get that well in order and I’m also gonna try to set up some bedrooms for our dwarves and something we really have To do but it’s also kind of tedious So I’m gonna some time pass get a few things in order and then we’ll get right back to you It’s currently mid autumn. Just so you know, and I’ll talk to you again in a couple months All righty welcome back is the 17th of opal 273 midwinter so it’s been a couple of months in as you can See things are well under way here. We now have a bunch of bedrooms carved out They still have to bee smooth, but it’s a good start on top of that We moved all of our workshops down here to the bottom of the pit. Nice and safe. Well relatively safe. Really? actually I guess not that safe at all because these gates are not functioning and we really have no way to block ourselves off from the Outside world, but no matter I’m sure we still have some time here Now if we have a look at our hives here, they’re actually doing pretty well It should bee noted too that there is no real straightforward way to tell if one of these hives had bees in it or not other than hitting T to look inside a building and then going over one of the hives Like this one here has nothing in it. But this one over here has 15,758 live honeybees in it So this is in fact a active hive Even more exciting this one over here has some honeybees as well as some royal jelly and a wax honeycomb So that’s pretty awesome It does take a long time for these bees to produce anything seemingly But it is looking like a few of our hives do have honey combs and jelly in them Now these ones here are the base hives the ones that the other hives will be taking bees from So it looks like our ground-level bee hive infrastructure is well underway, which is good to see now I’m trying to resist. I don’t want to collect anything from those active hives yet. We have to save them for the other hives I’m sure we’ll regret it If we don’t. the meeting hall down here is pretty much all set It just has to bee smoothed out. Now if you have a little bits and pieces need to bee added as well It’s kind of bare and horribly ugly in there, but meh, whatever and then over this way here in our nasty little trap hall I am in the process of getting some menacing wooden spikes set up all over this place And there’s gonna bee a ton of them in here too I know wood doesn’t really do a whole heck of a lot of damage I mean it’s wood after all but I figure if we get enough of them in here Then some of them are bound to do some sort of damage I mean, I really do plan on having hundreds of them in here I’ll trigger by these pressure plates up here Which is something I have done in the past and it should work pretty okay And plus I do have a few other little odds and ends. I want to throw in this tunnel as well Just so it’s not a boring old spiked tunnel if the goblins do show up We really want them to know that they messed up coming to this place. Oh, and they’ll know it. Trust me I’m also having one of my dwarves create a whole bunch of honeybee statues that want to put throughout that corridor just to kind of Emulate the feeling of walking into a giant honeybee hive on top of the fact that you’ll bee getting stung Constantly little stings by wooden spikes, not necessarily the most damaging stings, but there’s gonna bee a whole lot of them. Yeah I’m sure any invaders will get a real kick out of that taking a look at our hives here I believe they actually all have colonies of honeybees in them now every single one, which is very exciting Yep, looks to bee the case. That is so cool. Oh and this one here actually has a wax honeycomb in it All right. Well, I guess now we have to wait for someone to collect it. I don’t see the royal jelly though I would assume that would bee in here as well interesting, you know, having a look down here in our stockpile there Is this jug here, which is filled with royal jelly? I guess I figured the colony would bee destroyed if anybody collected anything from it But maybee royal jelly can bee collected just fine seems a little strange to me Well, I suppose now we could try putting down some kitchens And from what I understand royal jelly can bee cooked into meals, which is pretty exciting Well by here, wait a second. Looks like we have our first artifact Let’s take a quick look, Dakost Tileshdod’k the miner has created Domas Dakas a silt stone cabinet He claims that as a family heirloom pretty cool. Let’s have a look The Guilds of color This is a silt stone cabinet all Craftsmanship is of the highest quality on the item is an image of Zealotplanned the walnut wood ring in silt stone as well as an image of the kisses of naughtiness the tetrahedrite armorstand in silt stone Well, it’s interesting that this dwarf chose to put an image of two of water keepers artifacts on their own I suppose it could bee a show of solidarity in a way or possibly it’s a way to honor the place I know those Waterkeeper dwarves are far from home Maybee it just kind of sounds exciting through these Dwarfs who are still so close to home that could well bee the case Anyways, let’s have that thing placed in Dakost’ room. I mean, it’s his artifact and all a family heirloom Might as well, right? Anyways royal jelly, would you look at that? We actually have three more jugs of the stuff here in the stockpile four jugs of royal jelly But from what I can tell there’s no honey yet, which seems a little strange to me Well, you know, I actually just modified this stockpile here to accept wax tools and that might do it. Let’s see Okay, there we go. Yeah, it definitely did it. Those must bee our honey combs and yes, they are. Wow, that is pretty cool I’m pretty sure this is the first time I’ve ever actually collected honey in Dwarf Fortress That being said we still don’t actually have honey just the honey comb and so we have to press the honey out of this thing Using a screw press I believe that would make sense Anyways, as a side note before I go any farther, I notice that the dwarves are collecting royal jelly But not the honey and I believe if they collected just the royal jelly then the colony remains intact So I’m thinking as long as there’s not a stockpile that will accept, honey Then dwarfs can just keep collecting royal jelly. Just infinitely without destroying the colonies. I don’t know if that’s a case That’s my guess anyways, screw press like you weren’t installed over here. Just a second shouldn’t take too long You know, I’m having a look up here at our hives and they all currently have colonies of bees in them So, I mean those colonies were replaced damn quick. Hmm. Alright good to note Now before we get to that screw Press I just want to show you this hallway real quick the hall of bees You can see many of those stabby wooden spikes are in place now, and they’re all hooked up to pressure plates as well So this hull is pretty much good to go these bridges too So I’m fairly confident in our safety at this point and also a lot of statues are in place as well Honeybee statues and on the walls you can see we have engraved honey combs as well as images of honeybees And I kind of hoped had this hallway bee a surreal experience to walk through really as if you’re stuck in a giant beehive Which is nightmarish. I really hope we get attacked by goblins at this point. I’m also getting terribly sidetracked One more thing up here. You can see we’ve made another ring of residences We have this one down below and now this one up above accessible through ramps So now we should have plenty places to live and up to the north here that’s intended to bee a temple just to make sure All the dwarves remain happy it’s almost all set. Oh and that weird Well is all set too we made sure to keep it very shallow again another one of that Pigman specifications I don’t know what the hell this thing is gonna bee used for but again, he’s the boss So whatever we’ll continue to try our best to make him happy and back down here to our screw press wow This stockpile is entirely filled with honey combs and jugs of royal jelly. That was pretty quick, huh? Oh and here comes the dwarf in wagons. Um, let’s try to do something with that real quick. Now this screw press here I am going to press honey from honey combs on repeat right now, please thank you and imagine somebody’ll get to it shortly Oh, here we go Pressing and there we go. We have honey. That’s fantastic. And here is a jug of honeybee, honey cool, and it only took us Mmm, nearly two years to produce one. That’s horrendous Well, we’re just hoping misters disaster goth is a kind of a patient fellow. Well, you keep at it, dude The traders are here well to see how much we could produce before they leave Well, I guess for now we can just trade all of our royal jelly and what honey We do have that should get us something. I’m hoping anyways, it was two years worth of effort It better get us something. There you go. Dwarves bringing in, there We are Alright and we’ll get to trading. Well, you know, this stuff doesn’t really seem to get you that much Like mm-hmm like at all, let’s see what we can get for it. Alright. Well, I guess that’ll do it just got a whole bunch of meat and plants which according to the messenger who is once again sent by mistress to Zara Gough is Terrible we’re doing a horrible job here in the fortress And I mean, yeah, I guess we’re taking a while to produce honey, but it’s all part of the territory We can’t bee blamed entirely. We tried to explain ourselves as best we could and eventually they seemed to get what we’re talking about inspected our well a bit and made some suggestions on how we should change it and then they drink a lot of our alcohol and Went to sleep in one of the wagons That’s okay though, because I think I know a way we could turn a profit using honey and other bee products Let’s see first of all I’m gonna build some more screw presses because we really seem to bee getting a lot of honey combs from those hives and so it Makes sense to want to speed up the process very good. Now we don’t have a proper cook in this fortress But, I suppose we could start cooking anyways, gotta get that practice in somehow now we have this fella here His name is reg, and he’s a wax worker He has a bunch of skill in wax working for the express purpose of turning the used honeycombs into crafts But as opposed to we could make him a cook too. He’s not really doing anything else interesting So yeah, let’s do that. And after reg is done getting his drink here. Hopefully, he’ll start cooking. Oh there he goes Oh, but it looks like he’s not grabbing any honey products quite yet, but that’s okay he doesn’t have any skill in cooking so might as well test out his skills on some useless plants that we have laying around just Trying to keep my eyes open for what he does actually make something out of honey Because I really want to see what he does and while we’re waiting for him to get down with that How about we try to make some Mead that’s something I’ve definitely never done in dwarf fortress. Let’s see how it goes Right brewing brewing and all set. I guess yeah there we have it a barrel of Mead very awesome I’d know something about it. It just seems more profound than a normal dwarven drink. It’s a special thing yet I’m also going to forbid it so that it’s only used for trade. Yes I know it’ll bee hard to resist dwarves, but try your best Oh, and now that we have some Mead it looks like the dwarf is going in making something out of honey products I think anyways, and yes, it is a honey bee honey roast very cool This is a stack of four honeybee. Honey roast. The ingredients are well minced bilberries finely minced raspberries Well, minced honey. Bee royal jelly and finely minced honey bee, honey I can’t easily say how the hell you’d mince honey But it’s an interesting concept and I’m sure it took a very talented dwarf to put this piece together. Very cool well, let’s keep pumping these things out dwarves and Eventually, we’ll have something to trade I imagine now Another thing we could do is make crafts out of the honey bee comb wax which is an interesting concept I don’t really know why you’d want to but let’s give it a try you will make wax crafts And that is the only option we could choose Normally, you can choose like what kind of craft you’d want to make but not in this instance now Let’s see what happens bringing some wax to the craftdwarf workshop working And we’re done. Let’s see what we got. Well, you know strangely enough. We actually got three crafts out of that That is interesting. We have a scepter a ring and a bracelet none of which are worth very much at all Unfortunately, but it’s to bee expected Well, I’m just gonna let him keep going and we’ll see what he makes after a while The whole idea is kind of intriguing, you know, I’m back down here in our food stockpile I was wondering white dwarves really weren’t in a hurry to cook up the honey I had all the honey over in this stockpile here But then I switched over to this plant stockpile and that’s when a dwarf finally cooked up that one piece of honey But that’s all I’ve seen so far I have a couple of ideas But I think I’m just gonna try them out in the background and we’ll check back in on our clicking a little bit back up Here on the surface and there is one thing that I noticed about these bees here that I have not yet mentioned and well you can see them flying around all over the place here these little yellow dots if we move up a couple levels you can even See them flying over the fortress, which is pretty darn cool But the dwarves are constantly walking through this area here and they get stung a lot like a real lot Every couple minutes are getting an announcement that someone’s been stung by a honeybee, which you see normally during gameplay from time to time But never really on this level. It’s pretty crazy really but the dwarves really don’t seem to mind that much I mean at this point, they must have built up an immunity to the venom I would imagine anyways, and their skins gotta bee all calloused and leathery. Yeah, basically it’s a fortress of dwarven footballs It makes you wonder if there’s some sort of an application for these honey bees stings. Nothing terribly useful I’m sure but it would bee interesting to throw goblins into a pit surrounded by honey. Bee hives and Just have them get stung a lot Yeah, that’d bee pretty entertaining maybee in a future fortress well over here in our little workshop area I’m still producing wax crafts and we have quite a collection at this point over in this bin Here we have well, you could see a whole bunch of different pieces bracelets crowns rings figurines and they’re all basically Useless as in they’re not worth very much at all and so down here at this jeweler workshop I’m having and dwarf encrust them with gems We’ve actually dug out quite a few gems here instant Argos gosh, and so I figured we put them to use might as well Right, and so hopefully that’ll improve the quality of our waxy crafts I’d have to imagine it will back over here to the food stockpile You can see it kind of changed up this pile right here There are now a bunch of smaller piles in this chamber one that accepts mead one that accepts fish plants drinks in a couple of big piles that accept honey and royal jelly Getting dwarf to cook specific food is kind of a giant pain and I don’t even know if this is gonna work. Really Oh, Actually that Wharf just grab some royal jelly. Okay good. That seems to work pretty well Actually, of course, it requires the solid foods to bee in these other piles, but it’s look it’s a job done It would seem let’s see what they made. Well here we have a honeybee royal jelly roast This is a stack of 13. Finely preparing honeybee royal jelly roast. The ingredients are superiorly minced Kaniwa flower Exceptionally minced honeybee royal jelly. Well minced royal bee honey jelly and Superiorly minced honeybee royal jelly Okay so some flower and royal jelly a unique dish but I mean who the hell knows maybee it kind of fluffs up into a loaf of bread sort of a Sort of a deal. Oh, you know what? Here’s another one. Let’s have a look. This is a stack of 18 superiorly prepared honeybee Royal jelly roast the ingredients are superiorly minced blood amaranth flour superiorly minced prepared rhinoceros kidney, superiorly minced prepared coelacanth intestines and Exceptionally minced honey. Bee royal jelly. Very interesting. It’s cool, though We have plants meat and royal jelly in this one. I can’t imagine what the presentation looks like, but it’s bound to bee interesting I’m, thinking the taste of a culture Well, even if it is a pain in the butt i’m glad we figured out how to cook certain types of food well worth the effort i’d say and it looks like we just managed to get things done right in time because the Dwarven caravan is Here once more and there are a whole bunch of them too eager to get their hands in some of our honey. I suppose Who could blame them? All right Well, we’re gonna get some trading done and probably not get a whole hell of a lot for it, honestly And in the meantime, we’re just finishing up the final finishing touches on our well and a strange thing It is too fairly typical except that does have an overhang now to avoid contamination part of the pig man Specifications and then down here at the bottom we’ve actually made it a little wider so it could hold more water and we had installed a bunch of wooden spikes like we have In our stinging hall there at the bottom of this pit as well all part of an experiment I guess Moses had told us that it’s a way to agitate the water. Keep it stirred up and that should make it taste better Bee more refreshing less stagnant I guess i’m not sure if that’s going to work at all and frankly I find the whole thing kind of strange because the water still tastes pretty muddy But it’s really the least we can do. We’re taking a long time producing the honey We’re supposed to bee getting here in the fortress. But at least now we could say we got this strange Well completely done to those very precise specifications, even that miserable messenger seemed pleased when he left with the wagons We showed him all of our new honey products the food the wax crafts But really he didn’t seem to care so much about that stuff. No, he was mainly focusing on this Well, I don’t know why this thing is so important frankly. It’s pretty strange But once more I guess we can’t complain about the whole thing I mean at this point we have plenty of rooms for all of our dwarves a robust beekeeping industry in the works We are well defended by our spike trap hall which is almost all the way completed and is completely adorned with honeycomb engravings That’s gonna bee a real spooky place And yeah I guess at this point we could just live the rest of our lives happily as long as those goblins don’t give as much trouble And i suppose as long as that wild boar man. Keeps happy. I don’t see why he wouldn’t though He seems rather pleased with the place. Yeah, you know honestly to me, it doesn’t seem like beekeeping is a worthwhile industry Maybee kind of a support industry to bee used in conjunction with something a bit more effective But you know as long as mistress disaster goth keeps happy then I guess we could bee happy. Yeah, you know what? I’m glad we took his money things are working out pretty okay for us All right, I’m back and I have good news today buddy. I think they’re ready We can move on to the next step. Well, it certainly took long enough Damn dwarves now gather your things ACK. We have a long trip ahead of us It’s taken three long years But it would seem that the beekeeping dwarves are finally ready or their well is at least but what does that mean? What do Moses and ACK have up their sleeves? Well, hopefully we’ll find out next episode I thank you for watching and I hope to see you next week and until then you bearded bastards

Wasps: a Knight’s Worst Enemy – Written by a Kid ep. 7

Wasps: a Knight’s Worst Enemy – Written by a Kid ep. 7


NARRATOR (SINGING): We make
videos based on what they say. It’s written by a kid. MALE SPEAKER (OFFSCREEN): Could
you tell us your name and age, sir? KIERNAN: My name is Kiernan,
and I’m seven. MALE SPEAKER (OFFSCREEN): So
who’s your favorite type of character, or hero,
or person to be? KIERNAN: A knight. A knight. NARRATOR (SINGING): If you
could create a knight? What would you name
your knight? KIERNAN: Kendall. He’s the top of the
best knights. MALE SPEAKER (OFFSCREEN): He’s
The best of the best. KIERNAN (OFFSCREEN): He’s not
the best of the best. He’s just the best. He fights bad guys. And after that, they be friends,
and then they have peanut butter and jelly. [LAUGH]. MALE SPEAKER (OFFSCREEN): Who
is the main bad guy that Kendall the Knight fights? KIERNAN: Zornmetal. His armor looks a little like
Kendall’s, but it has little screws on it. And when he bends his foot,
there’s a big, blowing fire around his ankle. Once, Zornmetal was walking,
but then Kendall spotted him by spying. Zornmetal didn’t know
that he was there. But he did know some things
was following him. He looked up at the castle. It was big. No, it’s a bird. It was Kendall. He jumped out of the sky. They looked at each other like
there was no doubt about it that they wanted to fight. He said one word, “You.” Pointing the sword at Zornmetal
but Zornmetal didn’t even blink. It was a fake. It was cardboard! Zornmetal moved, he got
him, right in there. And he said, you have faked
from my phony, you. And then he was alive. He pulled out his sword
and striked, striked, striked, striked. And they fought, fought,
fought, fought. There was no stopping. But there was a stop when
they had a water break. [LAUGH] One hour later, he got up. And Zornmetal was asleep. He was sleeping like a baby. And then, all of a sudden,
his metal came up. He opened his eyes
and striked. He had strong, muscular
muscles, like he had to go pee. With one word, he said, get
away, I know you’re coming back for a revenge. But then it wasn’t over. Kendall had to go pee. So he left the cardboard and
then he went into the castle. He go peed. [LAUGH] It’s so simple. And he went back. His cardboard had
got defeated. He was crying. He look at Zornmetal,
and striked him. And then he trapped a pet
wasp, his pet wasp, [INAUDIBLE]. It stinged the armor,
and it flew apart. And its poop could drop on the
castle and then it explodes. And all knights said, huh,
I’ve got to go pee. And then they lived happily
ever after. ZORNMETAL: Good fight. KENDALL: Not as good as
these sandwiches. KIERNAN: The end, sir. MALE SPEAKER (OFFSCREEN):
Nice, nice. ZORNMETAL: Reminds
me of mom’s. KENDALL: Your mom’s? ZORNMETAL: My mom’s
sandwiches, yeah. KENDALL: I think I killed her. ZORNMETAL: That was you? KENDALL: Mrs. Zornmetal Yeah, I
blew her head off, remember? ZORNMETAL: Oh. KENDALL: There was bats
that came out. ZORNMETAL: What’re you
going to do, man. She was drunk. KENDALL: She was drunk? ZORNMETAL: It doesn’t matter.