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for magicians hello colleagues today let’s see how with the
magic we can also play jokes amazing to our friends. If someone
want to know how this effect is done you can watch my magic video with a
Bic lighter Hello friends today let’s see a
great magic joke made in China. It comes in a bag
and on the label it says there is a Internet address where we can see
the explanation. But typing the address and that page does not exist. Giving
Error 404 so we can’t watch any videos
With the explanation. Let’s see: in the inside there is a plastic pallet and a
brochure that are supposed to be from instructions. It has some cartoons
explaining the game a bit but the instructions are in chinese so no
We will find out nothing. But let’s see the Game: consists of a plastic pallet
where there is a normal oval drawn by one part and on the other side we have
another drawn oval can be seen touching It can be seen closely by the
public. We will tell our public that this oval is actually a
egg. What animal will it be ?, we can only know incubating it, so we close the
hand and we transmit heat we have transmitted enough heat and we
we realize that it was an egg of cockroach since it has come out a
egg cockroach. On the other side without however an egg remains without
hatch. We will tell our public that yes they really want to see how the
egg cockroach without having the hand hiding it. If they say yes
we tell our audience to hold the paddle at one end and transmit
mentally heat the egg while we hold so, we say that
transmit heat transmit heat transmit heat, until it suddenly comes out
a cockroach on the public’s hand With an incredible scare. The disadvantage of
this is that it is plastic and with fright you can throw it and it can break
easily, but after all it’s a cheap item.
easily reset, since we return the cockroach inside
with its dock, and we can show again the palette with the egg on both sides
and do the trick to another unsuspecting another Person who is off guard. But
let’s see how this works on the street, in the real life
AYE JAYE: This is a wonderful trick for somebody
that I’m just meeting and I want to make a relationship with. Excuse me, come on in.
Your name is Mark. MARK: Yes, thank you. AYE JAYE: I’ve figured that. Okay. MARK: Nice
to meet you. AYE JAYE: Yes. Mark, I want you to meet a friend of mine. I’ve had him for
years. I keep him in a matchbook because he’s so special. Well, she is. MARK: A cockroach?
AYE JAYE: A cockroach. By the way, her name is Cocky and she’s trained. Cocky, turn around.
Good girl. Do it again, honey, turn around. That’s a good girl. There you are. Come on.
There you go. That’s a good girl. Now, she does a lot of things, but one of the things
she does is, again, she’s very friendly. She never leaves my hand. She stays–oh, my gosh!
I’m sorry, she got–nah, I’m just kidding. She’s right here. However… MARK: Does she
play dead? AYE JAYE: She–well, watch this. Cocky, play–oh, she doesn’t want to play
dead. I said play dead. No, she won’t do it. Okay, stay there. Now, what I’m going to do
is I’m going to put her in my hand and, gently, I want you to touch my hand right there. Gently,
gently. That’s too hard. Gently. That’s hard! My goodness gracious, I’m sorry.
[ Wand beeping ] I absolutely love it when I get to perform my magic
on someone’s personal items. And this trick
almost didn’t happen because for it to pay off,
we had to wait for someone to come through with a large
enough backpack or purse. And fortunately Danielle arrived
just in time. Probably the buckles
on the front. [ Wand beeps ] Oh, yeah. Something here in — This little thing’s… Can I ask you
what that is? I don’t know
what that is. Yeah, that looks like
a little microchip of some kind. Yeah. You can hold on to that. I’m scared
to touch that. Yeah. I don’t know… Yeah, I’ll just put —
put that right there. Just make sure
there’s no more… Yeah,
I just bought this — Yeah, look at this between the strap here. Yeah, this looks a little bit
more like trackers. Are they really? Yeah. Security tags usually, uh — Yeah, here, too. Oh, wow. Yeah. Yeah, you want to watch out for these things. Oh,
that’s kind of scary. Wait. How long have you had these? I’ve had those
for years. ♪♪ Do you have any idea
who could have — Did anybody else
touch these or… Uh,
not that I know of. Wow. How would this stuff
get all on me, anyway? Uh, they could just be little,
um — you know, little bugs. You know,
people just, uh — They try to find
where you’re, um — You know, sometimes they — Whoop. Oh. What is it? Oh,
what is that? Where is this stuff
coming from? Oh, this one’s
a camera, too. This is not yours? No! Where is this stuff coming from? You know, sometimes they get in. Where do you leave your bag at night? In my car. Really? Yeah, they go in the car sometimes. We get a lot of people following people who are gonna be
in this building. I’ll just check you
because if someone’s been — Yes. Check me.
Check me, please. Yeah, you want to make sure
you’re — you’re good over here. [ Wand beeping ] Oh, yeah, over by your pocket over here. My pocket? Anything there? Right here? Do you feel something in there? Um… Let me see that. I took this off
one time today. Yeah, I kind of feel something. You feel that in the seam right there? ♪♪ Yeah, I do. Yeah. A little bit of a gap
right there. Can you see that? Look at that. Look at that. Sometimes you can just —
You know, if I can turn that on. Hello? Hello? Man: She moved into the lobby
of the Turner Building maybe 15 minutes ago, so I think
we might be compromised. I’m about to call the police
’cause this is kind of weird. It is so strange,
right? Yeah. I’m gonna take pictures of all this. You want to take photos of it? Yeah. Man #2:
We apologize. Oh, yeah, take a picture of me. So, after making Danielle
believe that she was being tracked, I wanted to quickly
let her off the hook. However, I couldn’t resist using
our mysterious tracker to help with this
never-before-seen reveal. Are you tracking because of
The Carbonaro Effect? Man: That is
absolutely correct. I don’t know
what that means. Oh, “The Carbonaro Effect” is the name of a hidden camera
magic TV show. So am I on a TV show
right now? Oh, wow.
That is not cool. [ Both laugh ] Did I trick you? This is funny, man. The seam. I’m like — The seam. You’re like, “No way.” I’m looking like, “This doesn’t make sense.” We’re shooting a TV show here
with hidden cameras, and you were awesome. You did the right thing. Like,
“I’m gonna call the police.” That was excellent.
♪ The ants go marching one by one ♪ ♪ Hurrah, hurrah ♪ (Ian) SHUT UP!!! (microwave hums) Dude, what the hell are you doing? You said you were gonna be in your room, cleaning up all your stupid capes. Okay, for the last time, they’re called cloaks and I can’t do that right now because I’m on my snack break. (babyish voice) Little Gordo can’t get
any work done when he’s hungry. Isn’t that right, little Gordo? (microwave beeps) He likes to savor his little snackie snacks. Don’t you, little Gordo? He’s so cute! ♪ (steamy music) ♪ (sexy voice) Ooh, yeah. You know you like that food in yo’ mouth. Ooh, feel it go into your gordo. Ooh, ooh, yeah. Can you just clean your room? Okay, you’re becoming a hoarder like from that TV show
about the people that hoard things… I forget the name of it. You’ve got it so easy, Anthony. No one ever asks you to get rid of your impressive collection of cloaks. That’s cuz I don’t have cloaks, dumb ass. I’m an ant. How the hell are you talking right now? A better question is why did you give me the same name as your best friend? That’s stupid confusing. Uh, no, actually it’s pretty clever. You see, you’re an ant. ANTthony. Heh heh heh. Get it? (wind whistles) No? No. I’ll tell you what, if you give me that snack bite,
I’ll use my ant magic to make you as small as me and you’ll never have to do your chores again. Okay. May-ah-may-you-shrinka! Cool. Nothing happened. Ant magic takes a minute. Now gimmie that f*cking snack bite! Mmm, nah. No, no– argh! (sighs) Well, that’s the third time an ant has let me down in my life. Whoa… (Anthony) Ian? (devious chuckle) (sending text message) HEY! Why are you putting on my cloaks? And, besides, you’re putting on an evening cloak. – (doorbell rings)
– (Ian) It’s in the middle of the day. What are you even thinking? Welcome to my room that is totally my room. My name is totally Ian Hecox and these are totally all my cloaks. Nice try, Anthony! Too bad I have the personalized
certificate of cloak ownership And this is my personalized certificate of cloak ownership in case you have any questions about the legality of all this stuff. See the similarities? I’ll tell you what. I’ll give you $50.00 for all these cloaks. Are you serious? These cloaks are worth at least $50.00. I just said that. Yeah, I know that. That’s… yeah, that’s why you got yourself a deal. No! I can’t let you do this to my cloaks. I’m gonna do everything my power to stop you. After little Gordo gets his snack break. (munching) Oh, yeah! OH YEAH! All right, you’re a dead man, Anthony. But you already killed me. Not you, ANTthony. I was talking about Anthony. Okay, I can see why that’s a little confusing. Yeah. I told you. (death gurgle) Whatever. ♪ (rock music) ♪ (Ian grunts) OH! Oh, sorry, that was really weird. (girl) Are you okay? Oh yeah, I forgot my mom gave me this for when I ride the bus. (Anthony shrieks) Oh! Um… I’m gonna go. (Ian cackles) Hey, Anthony, I guess
you c-ant sell my cloaks anymore. Hah hah hah. Heh– wait, what? (Ian screams) (Ian moans in pain) That ant joke sucks. Ok-Okay, now I’m really dead. (death gurgle) (Anthony) Aight, ant thank you guys
so much for subscribe-ant-ing. Yeah, my pun game is strong. If you guys wanna watch bloopers
from this episode and this… (singing) ..click the video on the left. (Ian) And click the video on the right to check out our newest episode of Every [Blank] Ever. This one is Every Party Ever. Seppuku! – (groaning)
– What the f*ck?! (Ian) And a shout-out to Hot Pockets for feeding my little friend. (babyish voice) You were so hungry, weren’t you? Yes, you were! I-Is it weird that I’m talking to my belly? (Anthony) Yeaaah. And if you guys are watching this on a phone or tablet or on an ant-sized TV, all the links are in the description below.
(lighthearted music) ♪ ♪ ♪ THE ANTS COME MARCHIN’
ONE BY ONE ♪ ♪ STEP, STEP,
STEP, STEP ♪ ♪ THE ANTS COME MARCHIN’
ONE BY ONE ♪ ♪ STEP, STEP,
STEP, STEP ♪ ♪ THE ANTS COME MARCHIN’
ONE BY ONE ♪ ♪ THE LITTLE ONE STOPPED
TO SUCK HIS THUMB ♪ ♪ AND THEY ALL
WENT MARCHING ♪ AAH! ♪ STEP, STEP,
STEP, STEP ♪ STEP RIGHT IN HERE,
ANT. AARDVARK, I’M TIRED. MY FEET HURT,
I’M HUNGRY, AND I CAN ONLY HANDLE
ONE TURKEY AT A TIME. WELL, YOU KNOW
WHAT TIME IT IS, ANT. OH! LET ME GUESS. IT’S TIME FOR ME
TO RUN? (screeching) SO YOU FINALLY COME
TO YOUR SENSES, ANT, JUST IN TIME
FOR MY DINNER. (clang) (teeth chattering) I’M NOT DUMB ENOUGH
TO FALL FOR
THAT OLD TRICK. (engine roars) OHH! OUCH. OOH, DOES THAT HURT? ‘CAUSE THAT LOOKS
LIKE IT’S GOTTA HURT. ONLY WHEN
I BREATHE. (crash) (creaking and stretching) (splat) (clang) “PLEASE…” (lamp squeaks, rattles) “RECYCLE.” (New York accent)
OH, DON’T I KNOW IT,
GIRLFRIEND? I’VE BEEN TOO BUSY
TO EVEN GET
MY NAILS DONE. I FEEL LIKE
I FELL OFF A TRUCK.
YOU SHOULD SEE ME. OH, LISTEN,
I GOTTA CALL
YOU BACK, HONEY. I HAVE TO GO
TO WORK. TOODLES. OH, MY GOODNESS.
WHAT EVER HAPPENED
TO YOUR NOSE? OH, THAT LOOKS LIKE
IT’S GOTTA HURT. UH…HUH, UH… SPEAK UP, SONNY.
GENIE CAN’T HEAR YOU. ARE YOU READY TO MAKE
YOUR FIRST WISH? WISH? YEAH, WISH. HERE’S THE DRILL.
YOU RUB THE LAMP,
YOU GET THREE WISHES. YOU CALL ME GENIE,
I CALL YOU MASTER. IT’S ALL
PRETTY EASY. ALL RIGHT, GO ‘HEAD,
SWEETIE. TRY IT. COME ON,
ANYTHING YOU WANT.
DON’T BE SHY. ANYTHING? YEAH, ANYTHING. ALL RIGHT, NOW,
TELL ME WHAT YOU
WANT, DEAR. I DON’T HAVE ALL DAY.
TICK-TOCK. TO CATCH THAT ANT,
I NEED TO GO VERY FAST. I OFFER HIM THE WORLD,
AND HE WANTS AN ANT. WHAT CAN I SAY?
I’M A GENIE,
NOT A THERAPIST. (smoke whooshes) (buzzing) HEY, ANT! WHAT NOW,
AARDVARK? YOU RUINED
MY TURKEY DINNER! LOOK AT IT!
JUST LOOK AT IT! (buzzing) OH, FOR CRYIN’
OUT LOUD, AARDVARK! NEVER MIND
THAT NOW, ANT, YOU WON’T HAVE TIME
TO EAT NOW THAT I HAVE
MY SUPER SPEEDY
RACING CAR. YOU LOOK LIKE A FLOAT
IN THE MAY DAY PARADE, ALL PINK
AND FLOWERY LIKE. (tires squeal) AAH! (car buzzing) YAH! OOH! OOH! OOH! OOH! OOH! (snapping) (clunk clunk clunk) (crashes) I THINK YOU WON,
AARDVARKY. (car buzzing) AAH! (teeth chattering) Well, joy boy,
you wanted fast,
you got fast. BUT I DIDN’T CATCH
THAT ANT. LOOK, GENIES ARE
ALL ABOUT GIVING YOU
WHAT YOU NEED. NOW, YOU TELL ME,
WHAT’S NEXT? (tongue-tied) WHAT I NEED
IS TO HAVE MORE OF
WHAT MY TONGUE HAS, STICKINESS. (flag whooshing) WEIRD, BUT DONE. HEAD-TO-TOE STICKY
COMING RIGHT UP. WHOA. (glue stretches, snaps) THIS IS AMAZING! (screeching) (glue stretching) HEY, ANT! AARDVARK,
IF YOU KEEP
INTERRUPTING ME, I’LL NEVER EVEN
GET TO TASTE THIS
DELICIOUS BIRD! (glue creaking) JUST WAIT TILL YOU GET
A TASTE OF MY STICKY
ANT-CATCHING SUIT! YIKES! (glue creaking) (tree crunches) (jet whooshing) (doink) (crunches) (crunches) (birds tweeting) (crashes) (thunk thunk thunk thunk) (air whistling) (crashes) (birds tweeting) YOU KNOW,
I BETTER CATCH THAT ANT
WHILE I STILL GOT SOME STICKY PLACES LEFT
ON MY STICKY SUIT. THIS IS GONNA
BE GOOD! (laughs) (bear roars) OOF! OY! OY! WHO DO YOU
THINK YOU ARE, GETTING FUR ALL OVER
MY NEW SUIT? GET OFF ME,
YOU NINCOMPOOP! WELL, YOU SEE, MR. BEAR,
THIS SUIT IS REALLY MADE
FOR CATCHING ANTS. (growls) YO! OOH! (thunk) GENIE, HELP! HONEY, YOU ARE
SOMETHIN’ ELSE. WHAT IS WRONG
WITH YOU? I MEAN, I AM GIVING
YOU THE BEST I GOT, AND YOU JUST KEEP
MESSIN’ IT UP. (spell jingling) THE BEST? ALL I WANT IS TO CATCH
THAT ANT, BUT, NO,
I GET STUCK IN RACE CARS
I CAN’T EVEN DRIVE, I GET STUCK TO
NINCOMPOOP BEARS. I CAN’T STAND
NINCOMPOOP BEARS! THIS IS CRAZY!
THIS IS NUTS! I’M TIRED, AND I’M HURTIN’,
AND I’M STARVIN’, AND– WHOA, WHOA, LISTEN.
I’M A GENIE, NOT A MIRACLE WORKER,
SWEETIE. NOW, WHAT’S YOUR THIRD WISH?
I’M LATE FOR ALADDIN, AND LET ME TELL YOU,
YOU NEVER WANT TO BE
LATE FOR ALADDIN. YOU WANT AN ANT,
WISH FOR– I WISH YOU’D GO AWAY
AND LEAVE ME ALONE! YOU ARE A MAN AFTER
MY OWN HEART. CIAO-CIAO. WAIT, NO!
GENIE, DON’T GO! I HAVE ONE
MORE WISH! (lamp clanks) IT’S BROKE. IT AIN’T BROKE, MAN. CAN’T YOU COUNT?
YOUR THREE WISHES
ARE UP. (lamp squeaks) (man on phone squawking) OKAY, HONEY.
OKAY, OKAY, OKAY,
HONEY, STOP TALKING. I’LL HIT YOU BACK.
DUTY CALLS…AGAIN. WELL, WHAT HAVE
WE HERE? AREN’T YOU THE CUTEST
LITTLE THING? WHAT CAN GENIE
DO FOR YOU? LISTEN HERE, GENIE.
I’VE GOT ONE WISH, AND THEN
YOU’RE FREE TO GO. (whispering) OHH! I LIKE THE WAY
YOU THINK, ANTY. YOU ARE CLEVER. YOUR WISH IS
MY COMMAND. (smoke whooshing) (lamp squeaks) ALL IN ALL, IT’S NOT
SUCH A BAD JOB, BUT THIS OUTFIT
REALLY ITCHES! (branding iron sizzles) (horseshoe creaks) (clanking) (crickets chirping) (alarm clock ringing) (alarm stops) (crowing) (boing) (bright Western music) ♪ ♪ (doors crash) (smack) (doors flapping) (snoring, whistling) (flies buzzing) (mutters) (doors creak) (guitar music) ♪ ♪ (eye shade snaps) (snores) (snoring and whistling) (snaps) (snores) (sniffing) (snoring and whistling) (carrot crunching) (gulps) (whistling) (pants snap) (carrots crunching) (gulping) (whistles) (objects clattering) WHOO-HOO! (neighing and laughing) (lips puckering) (mutters) (horseshoes clanging) (nail creaking) (clanks) (clanks) (crashes) (crashes) (feet tapping) (tapping) (wood crunches) (clangs) (neighs and laughs) (cinch creaking) (inhales) (sputtering) (exhales) (laughing) (cinch creaking) (sputtering) (exhales and inhales) (creaking) (saddle pops) (crashes) (air whistling) (thuds) (neighing and laughing) (pulley creaking) (apples crunching) MMM? (gulps) (metal clanks) (reins creaking) NNNH! UGH! (reins snap) (wall thuds) (laughs) (laughs) (knuckles crack) (tractor engine running) HMM? MM! (angry neighing) (reins snap) (spurs jingle) (whistle) (sultry music) ♪ ♪ (whistles) (apple crunches) (gulps) YA-HA! YOO-HOO-HOO! (neighing) (laughing) (boing boing) HEE HEE, HEE HEE,
HEE HEE, HEE HEE! (Western-style
Pink Panther theme) ♪ ♪
(skidding) EENIE, MEENIE, MINEY, MOE. IT’S THIS ONE. (thud) GRR! ARRG! OH! OKAY, ANT, FOOL ME ONCE,
SHAME ON YOU, FOOL ME TWICE… UH, IT WOULDN’T BE NICE. UH, THIS ONE. (crash) OH! OOH! (chirping) TOUGH NEIGHBORHOOD. WITH MY FINELY TUNED
AARDVARK BRAIN, I CAN NOW DEDUCE THAT
ANT MUST BE IN THIS HOLE. (thud) (roaring) (growling) OH! (crash) OOH! I THINK MY FINELY TUNED
BRAIN NEEDS A TUNE UP. THANKS FOR THE HELP, FELLAS. NO PROBLEM, ANT! NO PROBLEM, ANT. I DON’T GET IT.
I DON’T UNDERSTAND IT. HOW DID THAT ANT DISAPPEAR? DO YOU EVER WONDER
HOW GREAT MAGICIANS
MAKE THINGS DISAPPEAR? WELL, YOU SEE THIS CARD? YEAH, YEAH, I SEE IT. SOME MAGICIAN YOU ARE. IT’S HERE, AND THEN, VOILA. IT’S GONE. HEY, WHERE DID IT GO? WHERE’S THAT CARD? HOW DID YOU DO THAT? IT WAS IN MY HAND
ALL THE TIME. WHOA, THAT’S IMPRESSIVE. YES, I KNOW. MOST OF US ARE FOOLED
BY SUCH SIMPLE TRICKS. WITH THESE, I’LL BE
ABLE TO FOOL THAT ANT. AS SOON AS I STACK
THE DECK IN MY FAVOR. WHAT? SO SOON? I’M HUNGRY. OH! OOH! PHOOEY! HEY, ANT, I LEARNED
A CARD TRICK. WELL, GOOD FOR YOU, AARDVARK. NO, NO, WAIT! THIS COULD BE A LOT OF FUN. IF I CHOOSE A HIGHER CARD
THAN YOU, I EAT YOU. SEE? FUN. NOT MUCH FUN
IN IT FOR ME, HUH? UH, NO.
PICK A CARD. WAIT A MINUTE, AARDVARKY. WAIT A MINUTE. IF I WIN,
YOU GIVE ME SOME OF
MY FAVORITE SWEET ♪ HONEY ♪ ALL RIGHT, FINE.
I’LL GET YOU HONEY. NOW PICK A CARD. FROM THE HILL OF DOOM.
OVER THERE. (hissing) WAH! WHOA. OR MAYBE THAT PEACH
FROM THAT TREE. (birds chirping) PEACH, PEACH,
PEACH, PEACH! NAH, HILL OF DOOM. OKAY, WE HAVE A DEAL. NOW PICK A CARD. OOH! A THREE! HA HA, I’LL NEVER
BE ABLE TO BEAT A THREE. READ ‘EM AND WEEP, ANT. READ ‘EM AND WEEP. UH, THAT’S
A DEUCE, AARDVARKY. UH, YOU–YOU,
UH–I, UH… HOW, UH… I’M GONNA MAKE SOME TOAST
TO GO WITH THAT DELICIOUS
HILL-OF-DOOM HONEY! OOH! (chomping) OOH! OY! (chomping) THANKS, AARDVARKY. I’D INVITE YOU IN BUT YOU’RE
ALL SMELLY AND FISHY-LIKE. EWW! COME ON OUT, ANT. CAN’T AN ANT GET
A LITTLE TIME TO SOAK
IN HIS NICE HOT BATH? SQUEAK! KEEP YOUR EYE ON
THE JOKER, ANT. KEEPIN’ AN EYE ON JOKERS
IS MY SPECIALTY. BIG BLUE ONES. OH, YEAH? WE’LL SEE WHO’S LAUGHING
AFTER I DAZZLE YOU WITH
MY AMAZING CARD TRICKERY. OKAY, DAZZLE ME, AARDVARK. IF I WIN, YOU GIVE
ME SOME MORE HONEY
FROM THE HILL OF DOOM. (hissing) UH, AND IF I WIN,
YOU’LL BE THE MAIN COURSE
IN MY ANT BUFFET. NOW, PREPARE TO BE DAZZLED. NOW, UH, FIND THE CARD, ANT. HMM, IT ALL
HAPPENED SO FAST. WELL, MAYBE I’LL JUST ASK
THAT BIG NASTY TARANTULA
HANGIN’ OVER YOUR HEAD. TARANTULA!
AH! HEY! GET IT OFF!
GET IT OFF! EEH! I HATE SPIDERS! UGH! UGH! OH! NEVER MIND. I MUST HAVE BEEN
SEEING THINGS. NOW, WHERE WERE WE? I PICK THIS ONE. HA HA HA HA HA! WRONG, ANT. THIS IS NOT THE JOKER. THIS IS THE JO-HO-OKER… IT LOOKS LIKE IT’S
THE HILL OF DOOM FOR YOU. (chomping) OY! OY! GET OFF!
GET AWAY! (chomp) OOH! ONE CAN NEVER HAVE
TOO MUCH HILL-OF-DOOM
HONEY IN THE PANTRY. HEY, ANT. MAKE IT FAST, AARDVARK.
I’VE GOT 10,000 FRIENDS
OVER FOR DINNER. LET’S PLAY BLUFF. OH, AARDVARK,
ARE YOU SURE
YOU WANT TO? JUST GIVE ME
A MINUTE TO FOCUS. OKAY, DO YOUR “THANG.” PICK A CARD.
ANY CARD. HMM. DONE. MY TURN. DONE. IF MY CARD IS HIGHER,
YOU GET ME MORE HONEY. AND IF MY CARD
IS HIGHER, I EAT YOU. A 4? IT’S DUMB LUCK
I TELL YOU. I’M DUMB, HE’S LUCKY. (buzzing) THANKS FOR ALL THE HONEY.
IT’S BEEN A SLICE. LATER, MAN.
I GOT THINGS TO DO. WAIT! WAIT! WAIT!
YOU GOTTA GIVE ME
ONE LAST CHANCE. NO WAY, AARDVARKY. I’VE BEEN ONTO YOU
FROM THE START. YOU’RE A CHEATER.
A MEAN, BLUE,
NASTY CHEATER! NO. NO MORE CHEATING. JUST GIVE ME ONE MORE CHANCE. AND IF I WIN? ANYTHING! ANYTHING
YOU WANT. WELL, HMM… MAYBE I CAN USE SOME BERRIES
FROM THE TOP OF THE TREE. OKAY! OKAY!
GOOD! GOOD! GOOD! I’M THINKING OF A NUMBER
BETWEEN ONE AND
ELEVENTY KABILLION! SO IF YOU– TWO! BERRIES, YOU SAID? THAT’S RIGHT, AARDVARK. OVER THERE IN
THE TREE OF MISERY. (roar) (squeaking) THE ONE’S ON THE VERY
TIPPY TOP ARE ALWAYS
THE RIPEST. OH, MAN, THEY’RE TASTY! WHOO! LAVA! HOT! HOT! HOT! YOU’RE ALMOST
THERE, AARDVARKY. (roaring) NICE KITTY, NICE KITTY.
OOH! OOH! BAD KITTY, BAD KITTY! YOW! TIPPY TOP, AARDVARK!
TIPPY TOP! FRUIT BATS DON’T
EAT AARDVARKS. THOSE ARE VAMPIRE BATS. OH! I HATE BATS! OW! I HOPE HE’S BACK
IN TIME FOR DESSERT. (surf rock Pink Panther theme) ♪ ♪ (birds chirping) (rattling) (uplifting music) ♪ ♪ (rattle) ♪ ♪ AHH. ♪ ♪ (sniffing) AHH! AHH. (gagging) (thump) AHH. (bubbling) (exclamations) (giggling) both: YAH! (gagging and choking) (grunting) (groaning) (screaming) (gagging) (eerie whispering) (gasping and gagging) (gasping) (truck horn blaring) (buzzing) (giggling) BAH-AH-AH-AH. (gasping) BAH-AH-AH-AH. (wind blowing) (bleating) (bleating) (bleating) (spraying) (yawning) (eerie whispering) HMM HMM HMM! (evil laugh) (growling) AHH! AHH! (lawnmower running) (rustling) (bleating) (stretching) (lawnmower running) (high-pitched squeaking) (bleating) (screeching) (bleating) PHEW! (bleating) (bleating) (high-pitched speaking) (screeching) (giggling) (gulping, chewing) (jazzy Pink Panther theme) ♪ ♪
♪♪ [ Southern accent ] Well,
I think it’s time for camp fun here at Camp Bear Hollow. Whoo! That’s a cowboy talking. I don’t know why. Oh, good, it’s nice and dry. How long have you been
working here? I’ve been working here
That’s what’s up. Cool. People really enjoy it. Yeah, and then this is similar
to what the kids will get, too. Everyone gets a lunch box. How cute. Yeah,
and they prepack them, so you might be doing
some of the packing. Okay.
Everybody gets a little veggies. We used to do cookies,
but they’re all about using veggies now.
Mm-hmm. And a little half a sandwich
for the kids. And then we have a canteen
that comes around, and they get
a little sip of something. So, um… Ugh, that’s… Did you get
a little spray? I didn’t. I’m gonna rig up something here
so we don’t get ourselves, uh… There’s an app that does it
that’s pretty good — the sound. There’s a frequency. Oh, really? And that keeps
the bugs away? Let me show you here.
It’s a little app. Look at that.
It’s called BugzApper. That’s cute.
Right? And then it’s like
a little bug zapper. Oh, wow. So this puts on… [ Buzzing ] And that has
frequencies. So if you take a cup… Uh-huh. …and you balance
it on top, it echoes, and that’s supposed
to attract the bugs. That makes sense.
Yeah. Now, the thing is, it attracts
all different kinds of bugs. It’s not only — Oh!
Whoa. Oh, my God!
Wow. Yep, it’s fast.
That’s fast. Where did they
even come from? They slip in
through the sides. They are —
They are quick. Oh, my God.
Yeah, I know. Get them off my,
uh, lunch here. Maybe tip them off the —
Oh! Oh, my God!
Wow. Okay, that worked.
That worked. Let me get my lunch
out of there. That happened
so fast. I know.
Look at that. Oh, my God. They are infested here. Well, you know, it’s good
that we do this bef– Dude, that is a big… That’s a big bug, right? Yeah. Yeah, they make all these
different apps for… That’s crazy. …different frequencies
of animals. If you, like,
lose your dog or cat, there’s ones that
can help… Oh, wow. …find them by
the right… Look,
this is Where’s My Bear? And what is it?
Jingle-a-Joey? I have no idea. What’s a joey? I guess we’ll find out. It looks like Australia. [ Didgeridoo plays ] It’s like
a didgeridoo sound. Okay. [ Thumping ] Oh, wait a minute.
Yeah. Oh, my God. Hold on.
Let’s see here. What?!
Oh, my gosh. How would that have even
gotten in here? Shut up. Okay, that’s a joey. Okay. Oh, my God, he’s so cute. He is cute.
Man, that’s a good… Oh, he stopped it.
Did you see that? He stopped the app himself. Oh, my God. What do you think, joey? This is nuts. ♪♪ Oh, my God. I’ve never pet
a kangaroo before. [ Chuckles ] Where did he come from? I have no idea. This is nuts! Do you know what this is? This is probably
the Carbonaro Effect. Have you heard of that
before? The Carbonaro Effect?
No. Oh, it’s the name of
the hidden-camera magic TV show. Am I on a prank show? Janelle…
Shut up. My name is
Michael Carbonaro. [ Chuckles ] Wh–
This– Nuh-uh! I’m a magician. You’re joking. I’m not joking! I don’t buy it! Oh, well, which
don’t you — I mean, all of this
doesn’t make sense, but…
[ Chuckles ] …who gets
on a prank show? Janelle does!
Nuh-uh! [ Chuckles ]
Janelle — No!
I’m a magician. [ Inhales deeply ]
[ Sighing ] Wow. [ Chuckles ]
You were awesome. You were awesome.
Give me a hug. Oh, my God. [ Both laugh ] You jumped up
when those bugs came out. Come here,
look at this little guy. Oh, my God.
My heart is racing now. [ Chuckles ] Aww, look at him! Oh, my God!
Hey, buddy. He’s so cute.
Okay. You know, up until this point,
all my victims were students. But for this next trick,
I had to pull some shenanigans on an actual massage client. And what I didn’t know was that she was
a mystery shopper hired to get a massage
and review the experience, so technically,
we were both undercover. …you know,
right out the gate. Oh. And it’s got
nice elasticity to it. Okay.
So, I’m surprised you don’t exfoliate. Yeah, no,
I also don’t use lotions. [ Laughs ]
-Oh, you don’t use lotions? Isn’t that —
You know, some people who don’t need it
shouldn’t, so that’s good
that you’re not. Okay, so, a lot
of exfoliation treatments, you know, they take off
the first layer of skin. You know, that’s the dead skin
that kind of gets on the surface, which is not
a bad thing to do.
Mm-hmm. Do you ever use
a sponge like this? -Mnh-mnh.
-Oh, okay. You feel that? Okay. It’s like a little Brillo Pad,
right? So, what it is
is it’s scratching the surface. Yeah, you can feel
the scruffiness on that. Mm-hmm. Wow.
-Yeah. And just see if we can get
that first layer up. Look at that.
Is that a little… [ Chuckling ] Where did that
even come from? -Yeah.
That’s crazy. Yeah.
That’s dead skin. Gross.
I’ve never seen that. -You’ve never seen that before.
-[ Chuckles ] You have probably never had it
properly exfoliated. I mean, I’ve done
a loofah or something. Yeah, you see it’s starting to
come up to the surface, right? Yeah, I kind of see
it’s kind of splotchy now. Yeah. Okay, let me have you
turn your arm over. I’m gonna see
if I can just… That’s good.
-Oh, gro– What?! -Yep, that’s good.
-That’s disgusting! Okay, that’s good.
We got them out, though. -What?! [Chuckles nervously]
-That’s nice. That’s insane. -Yeah.
-What? Those are looking
pretty healthy. So, when’s
the last time — Have you ever had
these extracted before? -No! [Laughs]
-No? Okay. Okay.
-[ Chuckling ] Ew. Gross. [Laughs]
That’s disgusting. Also, did not expect that. [ Laughs ]
-Oh, yeah, well, that — [ Laughing ] I didn’t even know
that could happen, so… Oh, yeah.
These are healthy. I would recommend reintroducing
these into the skin this evening.
-What?! [ Laughs ]
What do you mean? Well, because they’ve been
under there for a while, so I would let them get
a little bit of light today, and then I would,
just when you go to bed tonight, you can drop them on your face
before you sleep. Or, you know, it’s hard to get
them right back in the arm, but they’ll find
their way back down there — much easier for them to get
into the orifices of the eye, the nose, the mouth,
the ears. That’s how
they’re introduced. I’m gonna get you a little vial
to put them in, okay? Okay. And I will be
right back. -Okay, thank you.
-Okay, thank you so much. Uh-huh. Just one moment. [ Door opens ] -Okay.
-Okay. [ Door closes ] ♪♪ You are so weird.