Family Guy – Peter Plays With Ants

Family Guy – Peter Plays With Ants


We now return to vh1’s behind the music dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem it must have been around 1979 when animals started snorting crushed up pieces of felt yeah pretty ugly we had big problem before me found God He like threw me down And he said, I hope your puppeteer has big hands because I’m not using Lube me no remember that but me believe it happened I Got it Says Glenn quagmire But if you squint and imagine it says Peter Griffin it says Peter, Griffin Peter It’s Clark – take it next door hold on Lois now this poses a very difficult ethical dilemma Do I deliver the package to its rightful owner or do I open it up and see if it contains Hemans? Do not open that box you know Lois physicists believe there are two Alternate universes one in which I don’t open the box and one in which I do. I’m not gonna open the box I’m gonna open the box oh Sweet, it’s a whip Hey, be careful with that thing remember. We’re renting this house That’s the prison Wow I haven’t felt this powerful since I got to decide which ant lives and which ant dies You shall battle to the death and the winner will be given his freedom Why are you looking at me like that? Peter would you like a glass of oh? I told you not to play God with those hands All right Meg stayed incredibly still I’m gonna whip that cigarette out of your mouth And maybe not slice your face in half dad. I don’t want to do this stay still okay That’s pretty cool, too. Hey Dad, that’s a cool whip ow! Thanks that was way too much heat on my neck Oh a message from jail Whip because well, you know given your racial heritage, it seems like something you might want to keep an eye out for Grape soda Graham, I know this is very risky, but the upside is so good. I’m taking it Man I could use a cold beer yeah, me too. I just had a cure rehearsal I’m not biting me neither you forget. How many scenes Tevye’s in whoa whoa whoa? What’s this? Booth uh Excuse me. Hey fellas. Hey listen This is a little awkward, but uh you guys are sitting in our booth listen here pencil-neck This is our booth now, and we ain’t leavin so what are you gonna do about it, bitch? What good’s clearly you don’t want to move that’s fine We’ll come back in an hour nice try wheely, but this ain’t your booth no more. That’s right We see you losers anywhere near this booth, and we’ll bust your kneecaps We’re willing to take that risk shut up Joe all right I was hoping it wouldn’t have to come to this but you fellas are in big trouble if If you could just move back like eight feet let my whip Hey that might taser All right, I’ll just strangle him with this Hawaiian shirt Will you stop going through my mail? All right bitches either you tuck your little Wang’s between your legs and waddle out of here Or we’re gonna beat the crap out of you, so what’s it gonna be I think we’re gonna do the wang thing

The Ants Go Marching | + More Kids Songs | Super Simple Songs

The Ants Go Marching | + More Kids Songs | Super Simple Songs


The ants go marching one by one Hurrah, hurrah The ants go marching one by one Hurrah, hurrah The ants go marching one by one The little one stops to suck his thumb And they all go marching down to the ground, to get out of the rain Boom boom boom The ants go marching two by two Hurrah, hurrah The ants go marching two by two Hurrah, hurrah The ants go marching two by two The little one stops to tie his shoe And they all go marching down to the ground, to get out of the rain Boom boom boom The ants go marching three by three Hurrah, hurrah The ants go marching three by three Hurrah, hurrah The ants go marching three by three The little one stops to climb a tree And they all go marching down to the ground, to get out of the rain Boom boom boom The ants go marching four by four Hurrah, hurrah The ants go marching four by four Hurrah, hurrah The ants go marching four by four The little one stops to shut the door And they all go marching down to the ground, to get out of the rain Boom boom boom The ants go marching five by five Hurrah, hurrah The ants go marching five by five Hurrah, hurrah The ants go marching five by five The little one stops to take a dive And they all go marching down to the ground, to get out of the rain Boom boom boom The ants go marching six by six Hurrah, hurrah The ants go marching six by six Hurrah, hurrah The ants go marching six by six The little one stops to pick up sticks And they all go marching down to the ground, to get out of the rain Boom boom boom The ants go marching seven by seven Hurrah, hurrah The ants go marching seven by seven Hurrah, hurrah The ants go marching seven by seven The little one stops to pray to heaven And they all go marching down to the ground, to get out of the rain Boom boom boom The ants go marching eight by eight Hurrah, hurrah The ants go marching eight by eight Hurrah, hurrah The ants go marching eight by eight The little one stops to roller skate And they all go marching down to the ground, to get out of the rain Boom boom boom The ants go marching nine by nine Hurrah, hurrah The ants go marching nine by nine Hurrah, hurrah The ants go marching nine by nine The little one stops to check the time And they all go marching down to the ground, to get out of the rain Boom boom boom The ants go marching ten by ten Hurrah, hurrah The ants go marching ten by ten Hurrah, hurrah The ants go marching ten by ten The little one stops to shout, “The End!”

Spidey, Ant-Man & Wasp Face Cat-a-clysm! | Marvel Super Hero Adventures – Evil Mittens  | SHORT

Spidey, Ant-Man & Wasp Face Cat-a-clysm! | Marvel Super Hero Adventures – Evil Mittens | SHORT


♪♪ [kids laughing] [ratchet sound] Ahhh! Gotcha, you
wayward wheel-eo! Let’s try again, but this
time, relax and be patient. It’s a beautiful
day for boarding. It’s not working! Stay calm and
take your time. That’s something
I learned on one of my super
hero adventures with my pals
Ant-Man and Wasp. Meow! Poor Mittens! Got
yourself stuck. Meow! OK, kitty, let’s
head for the trunk and we’ll have you
down in a jiffy. Meow! Uh, Mittens, you
missed your exit. Let’s try coaxing
the kitten. Here kitty, kitty, kitty. Wait. If I stick a Blue
Shrink Disc to the tree, it will shrink it down
and Mittens can just step off the branch
onto the ground. No, Ant-Man, you got
the Red Grow Disc! That makes things
get … bigger. Meow! Whoa! That’s a tall tail. Wasp: Mittens thinks
we’re cat toys! If one of those
claws hits us, we’re gonna be
squeaky-toys! [grunts] Hey! Who let the
cat out of the bag? Run under my web and Mittens
will get caught in it! Thanks, Spidey. Meow! Or not. Catch that cat! [crashing] Look out, Spidey! Thanks for
the save! It’s my fault. I
gotta fix this. [grunt] No, I got it! [shouts] Ah, boy did I get it!
Sorry, I was in your way. It was me; I was rushing. Let’s all relax and we’ll
figure out how to get him. I can fix this
with a grow disc. The car got through OK. Come on Mittens is at
the traffic tunnel. Now, let’s take a
minute and think while Mittens is
busy with the tunnel. I got this! [clanging] [whoosh] [yowl] [sigh] We need to slow down
and think before we act. I think this is
getting frustrating! I know, Spidey. Mittens is a big problem,
but we’ll figure it out. Sorry, Wasp. I
didn’t think. You know, Mittens
may be big, but he’s still
just a kitten. That’s it! If we keep
him busy playing, you can shrink
him back to normal with one of your discs. I’ve got an idea. Wasp. Do you think you could
turn down the power on your stinger so it
works as a laser pointer? No problem, Spidey. Ready for you, Wasp. Be patient… patient…
patient. Now! Bulls-eye! Meow! Or maybe, “cats-eye”!
Huh? Huh? Anything? Ah! Nothing like having
to catch a giant kitty to teach you that staying
calm and taking your time helps get the job done! Ahh. Like that! [laughter] Woo, thanks Spider-Man. You’re welcome. Spidey out!

LOONEY TUNES (Looney Toons): BUGS BUNNY – Falling Hare (1943) (Remastered) (HD 1080p)

LOONEY TUNES (Looney Toons): BUGS BUNNY – Falling Hare (1943) (Remastered) (HD 1080p)


[Laughing] Hey. Get a loud of this, folks. It says here: “A constant menace to pilots… are the gremlins… [reading slowly] who wreck planes with their diabolical sabotage”. [having difficulty in accurately pronouncing] [Chuckling] Gremlins. [Laughing] Oh, murder. [sarcastic in tone] [continues laughing] Gremlin. What a fairly tale. Little men. Oh, brother. [laughing hysterically] [Finishes laughing] Emm… Eh, what’s all the hubbub, bub? Shhhh. These blockbuster bombs don’t go off unless you hit them just right. Yeah? Yeah. Hmm. Hey, Mac. Let me take a whack at it. What am I doing?!? Why you little… You… you…. you… you… Gasp! Hey. I bet that was a… Say. Do you think that… Hey. Could that ‘ave been a… gremlin. It ain’t Vendell Villkie! [Exclaiming expressions of pain] [Muttering vengeance] Which way did he go, George? Which way did he go? Hmm, that way. Well, gee, thanks a lot, George. Thanks a lot. What’s the matter, bunny rabbit? Speak to me. Why don’t you say something? I’m only three n’ a half years old. [Laughing] I like him. He’s silly. Yow! [Exclaiming expressions of pain] Here, gremlin. Here, gremlin, gremlin, gremlin. [Whistling] Nice gremlin. Woo hew. [Whistling] [Laughing mockingly] [Mimicking a turkey gobbling mockingly] [screaming] Going down. [Laughing] [Screaming] Sorry, folks. We ran out of gas. Eh, you know how it is with these A cards.

LOONEY TUNES (Looney Toons): Falling Hare (Bugs Bunny) (1943) (Ultra 4K)

LOONEY TUNES (Looney Toons): Falling Hare (Bugs Bunny) (1943) (Ultra 4K)


Ohh nice hehehehehehe (laughs) GET The load of this folks it says here gremlins, hahaha oh murder hahaheh. gremlins what a fairy tale! hehehe little man oh brother eh um whats all the hubbub bub shhhh! these blockbuster bombs don’t go off unless you hit them just right. yeah! hey mac. let me take a whack at it. what am i doing!!!! why you little you you you you … gasp! hey i bet was, say do yous think that, hey could that have been a gremlin?

[Fabre’s Book of Insects]  Ep 5 | Comics for Kids | Educational Comics | Free Comics

[Fabre’s Book of Insects] Ep 5 | Comics for Kids | Educational Comics | Free Comics


I went back to my home and looked for research books on bees. How do other kinds of abeja grumosa build their houses? Hmm… The house of the serpent. The structure of a Jin-abeja grumosa house
The house of Jin-abeja grumosa is cut about 20 degrees vertically from the ground, There are about five rooms in total. At the bottom of the five rooms
It is a room for larvae, The remaining four rooms contain three jewel beetles to feed.
Jewel beetles The entrance of the house is curved in the shape of ”

[Fabre’s Book of Insects]  Ep 6 | Comics for Kids | Educational Comics | Free Comics

[Fabre’s Book of Insects] Ep 6 | Comics for Kids | Educational Comics | Free Comics


Chapter 3 Lumpy Bees’ Hunting of Weevils It has been a long time since I studied how lumpy bees pick up only the weevil. In the meantime, we learned that there are many weevils in this area.
The weevil is only a rice weevil. Rice weevil The reason why lumpy bee sticks to this weevil is, It is the most suitable type to hunt by themselves, It is easy to see in this area. But one thing is not solved … . Why is this guy not being rotted and preserved for a long time? Ugh I will try to organize it again. The reason why the lumpy bee catches the weevil is not to use it for its own food It is to be used as food for growing their larvae.
You are my child’s food! Is it because the larvae can only eat the weevil? it’s not like that! Because the larvae enjoy eating meat They do not care about any kind of insects!
Mom only wants this. Because the mother bee can easily catch this weevil,
Therefore, the larvae are forced to eat only this!
It’s a big one … But the dead weevil, until the birth of the larvae Must be kept fresh … . There’s a problem here! After twelve hours after the insect is dead, the intestines rot and the body breaks.
Weevles also cannot help but like that … . The last time those weevils that were picked from the house of the lumpy bees They did not rot for more than ten days. Is it because of the ‘preservative’ as other scholars have said? ‘Preservative’ is ridiculous! If you look at the condition of the weevils, the joints of the legs or the body parts of the body
They are moving too smoothly and naturally to be considered dead. Like when they are alive !? If… If they did not really die! If they are alive without dying … ! Woo Ahak !! this… this
A new discovery! I wanted to prove this with a simple experiment under the assumption that the weevil is alive. So I went to the house of another lumpy bees and collected new weevil, I prepared experimental tools to stimulate the weevil.
Glass bottles containing sawdust dipped in volatiles
Bunsen cell Volatiles are harmful substances that insects hate! If a live weevil is in a glass bottle, there will be a reaction. Woo … Moved! More and more movement of the legs gets stronger! This … is not it going to wake up again? However, the reaction to the volatiles appeared for 15 minutes Since then, It gradually disappeared and completely stopped.
I did the same experiment with another weevil but the result was the same. It was alive too!
Reaction to the volatiles is evidence of survival! I have to do some more authentic experiments. If you give electrical stimulation to the nerves of the weevil with Bunsen cell It will show a more positive response. Bunzen (1811-1899)
Robert Wilhelm von Bunsen
As a German chemist, he invented a Bunsen cell using chemical principles. He is also famous for gas analysis, iodine titration, photochemistry, and Bunsen burners.

The Aardvark’s New Moves | The Ant and the Aardvark | Pink Panther and Pals

The Aardvark’s New Moves | The Ant and the Aardvark | Pink Panther and Pals


(electronic beeping) ♪ ♪ THAT’S IT, ANT.
I’M COMING FOR YOU. COME ON, MAN.
GIVE IT UP. YOU BEEN
CHASING ME ALL DAY. THAT’S RIGHT
AND I’VE STILL GOT SOME
MOVES YOU HAVEN’T SEEN. THE ONLY THING
THAT MOVES AROUND HERE IS YOUR BIG MOUTH
FLAPPING ALL THE TIME. GO AHEAD, INSULT ME,
BUT THIS NEXT MOVE IS GOING TO
ROCK YOUR WORLD. MAYBE THAT ANT IS RIGHT. MAYBE I SHOULD
JUST GIVE IT UP, CALL IT QUITS,
ORDER A CHILI DOG,
AND BE DONE WITH IT. SO YOU GONNA QUIT… JUST LIKE THAT? WELL,
MY EAVESDROPPING FRIEND, I’VE TRIED EVERY TRICK
IN THE BOOK TO CATCH HIM. MAYBE… JUST MAYBE IT’S NOT
ABOUT TRICKS. YOU NEED TOOLS,
MY FRIEND. YOU’RE A COMPLEX DUDE. YOU NEED COMPLEX TOOLS. HIGH TECH. NO MORE ROCKS
ON THE HEAD, MAN. AND SLOTH IS HERE
TO SET YOU UP. SO WHAT’S IN IT FOR YOU? WELL, SINCE THE SLOTH
CAN’T LIVE ON LEAVES ALONE, I’LL TAKE 50% OF THE NET
AND 50% OF THE GROSS. 50% OF THE ANT.
THAT IS GROSS. SO DO WE HAVE A DEAL? I GUESS HALF AN ANT
IS BETTER THAN
NO ANT AT ALL. IT’S A DEAL. WHOA. TOMORROW,
THAT ANT IS MINE. HEY, ANT,
I’VE GOT SOMETHING
I WANT YOU TO SEE. AW, MAN! IS THIS ANOTHER ONE
OF YOUR MACARONI
ART PROJECTS? I’VE ALWAYS TOLD YOU
NOBODY’S BETTER WITH GLITTER AND GLUE
THAN YOU. WOO-OOH-OOH. LOOK DEEP INTO MY EYES. I’M LOOKING. DEEPER. OH, I’M DEEP. AH-HA! NOW YOU’RE IN
MY CONTROL. THAT WENT BETTER
THAN I THOUGHT. I BETTER MAKE SURE
THIS WORKS. HEY, ANT,
HOP UP AND DOWN
ON ONE FOOT. ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
HOW ABOUT THIS ONE? NOW YOU’RE A BULLDOG. (barks) YEOW! (growls) (barks) SIT, YOU CRAZY DOG.
I’M STARVING HERE. NOW YOU’RE
A SIZZLING PIECE
OF ANT BACON. SIZZLE, SIZZLE, POP, POP.
SIZZLE, SIZZLE, POP, POP. (sniffs) BACON? HEY, BUDDY. WHY IS IT THAT
EVERY TIME I GET THE ANT
JUST WHERE I WANT HIM, SOME WISE GUY
HAS TO COME ALONG? LISTEN, WISE GUY-I-I– NICE HAT.
IS THAT BACON? LISTEN, BEAR,
THIS IS AN ANT. AN ANT.
DOES HE LOOK LIKE BACON? OH, I’M BACON ALL RIGHT. SIZZLE, SIZZLE, POP, POP. SIZZLE, SIZZLE, POP, POP. HE SAYS HE’S BACON. OH, HE’LL SAY ANYTHING. HE’S CRAZY. OH, I’M CRAZY
ALL RIGHT. CRAZY GOOD-TASTING. GIVE ME THE BACON NOW! WOULD YOU SETTLE
FOR PASTRAMI? (grunting and punching) STOP IT!
STOP! STOP! STOP! I CAN’T STAND
TO WATCH THIS
HORRIBLE SCENE GO ON. ALL RIGHT, BOYS.
CARRY ON. PASTRAMI, HUH? (grunting) YOU LOOK
A LITTLE SHOOK UP. TIME TO SHAKE
THAT ANT UP WITH THIS. (thunderous knocking) NOW I WONDER WHO
THAT COULD BE. I ONLY KNOW OF
ONE PERSON POLITE ENOUGH TO KNOCK BEFORE
THEY TRY AND EAT ME.
THE AARDVARK. (laughs) AND WHAT DO YOU CALL
THAT GETUP? THIS A HOLOGRAPHIC
BOXING SET. WITH THIS, I WILL
FINALLY LAY THE SMACK
DOWN ON YOU. I THINK YOU’RE THE ONE
WHO GOT SMACKED
WITH THAT CRAZY– OH! WHOA! AH! (stammering and screaming) WAIT A MINUTE. NOW THIS I LIKE. I’LL GET THE ANT
WITHOUT MOVING A MUSCLE. (electronic beeping) WOO-HOO! THAT LOOKS A LOT
LIKE MY CABLE TV BOX. NOW LET’S SEE
WHAT’S ON TV. (electronic beeping) AH. ROMANCE. WHAT THE– A WESTERN. NO. SCIENCE-FICTION. OH, SEEN IT. (beep) A REALITY SHOW? BITTER REALITY. (groans) OH, NO! NO! NO! NO! OH! AARDVARK. HERE’S YOUR NEXT MOVE. STEP INTO THE FUTURE. HEY, ANT,
WHY DON’T YOU
OPEN THE DOOR? WHAT DOOR? THE INTERDIMENSIONAL DOOR. LOOK, MAN.
I DON’T HAVE ANYMORE TIME FOR YOUR
BLINKITY-BLINK LIGHTS AND YOUR
FLASHITY-SPLASHITY TOYS. AH-HA! WELCOME TO
THE FUTURE, ANT. AND–OOH.
I LIKE WHAT YOU DID
WITH THE PILLOWS. LOOKS LIKE THINGS
ARE LOOKING UP FOR ME. OUR NEW MODEL CAN
COMFORTABLY ACCOMMODATE
ONE OR A FAMILY OF FOUR. KNOCK, KNOCK. WHO’S THERE? HERD. HERD WHO? HERD OF ELEPHANTS. (rumbling) (elephants trumpeting) SO YOU GOT
MY 50% YET? OUR DEAL WAS
YOU GET 50% OF
EVERYTHING I GOT, RIGHT? THAT’S RIGHT, BABY. OKAY. THAT’S 50% OF
EVERYTHING I GOT. WELL, I WILL SAY THIS
ABOUT HIM. THAT AARDVARK IS
A MAN OF HIS WORD. (birds chirping) (thud) (thud) (horns honking) (grunts) (laughs) (screams) HMM? (humming) AH! HA-HA! (grunts) (yelps) (electricity crackles) (string trimmer engine turns) (doll cries) (grunts) (screams) (string trimmer engine turns) (lawnmower engine starts) (screaming) (chuckles) (humming) (laughs) (screams) (horns honking) (laughs) (chuckles) (giggling) (laughs) (rumbling) AH! (giggles) (screams) AH! AH! AH! (screams) (grunting) (thud) (coughs) (scoffs) (giggles) (grunts) (laughs) (metal clanging
and machines whirring) (laughs) (screams) (crash) (grunts) (crying) (buzz sawing) (buzz sawing) (laughter) (upbeat rendition
of The Pink Panther Theme) ♪ ♪