Tank And The Bangas – Ants (Live On The Today Show / 2020)


♪ ♪ ♪ FAMILIAR FACES SAY HI ♪ ♪ STREETCAR GO BY ♪ ♪ CARRYING FISH
PLATES AND FIRST DATES ♪ ♪ FINGER WAVES AND
HARD HAIRSTYLEES ♪ ♪ CORNER CONVERSATIONS ♪ ♪ POP LOCK-IN AND DROPPING ♪ ♪ HIGH SCHOOL
SWEETHEART AT THE GAS STATION ♪ ♪ WONDER WHO HE’S DATING NOW ♪ ♪ IF HE’S MARRIED NOW ♪ ♪ IF HE’S BUSY THINKING
WHAT WAS LIKE I AM NOW ♪ ♪ SHOULD I ASK
HIM HOW HE DOING ♪ ♪ IF HE GOING TO
THE SECOND LINE ♪ ♪ ARE YOU GOING
TO THE SECOND LINE ♪ ♪ WE’RE GOING TO
THE SECOND LINE ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ DOUBLE DUTCH AND FREE LUNCH ♪ ♪ MEAN GIRLS AND SWEET ONES ♪ ♪ DUDES THAT LIKE ME ♪ ♪ DUDES THAT DODGE ME ♪ ♪ THE GIRLS WANNA FIGHT ME ♪ ♪ CAUSE LIKE KIMY
I’M DARK AND PRETTY ♪ ♪ CONFIDENT AND
SADITTY LIKE WHITLEY ♪ ♪ YET DOWN TO
EARTH LIKE FREDDIE ♪ ♪ I’M DOWN TO RIDE NO BENTLEY ♪ ♪ AT HOME IT WAS
KOOL-AID PACKS AND DISNEY ♪ ♪ LIZZY MCGUIRE AND 1 SATURDAY
MORNING ON THE WEEKEES ♪ ♪ I NEVER HAD A
PAIR OF JORDAN’S ♪ ♪ DON’T WANT ‘EM ♪ ♪ MY JUMP SHOT
DON’T NEED SNEAKERS MORE
COSTLY THAN I CAN AFFORD THEM ♪ ♪ RICE CRISPY
TREATS AND NOODLES ♪ ♪ HOME ALONE ♪ ♪ MACAULAY CULKIN ♪ ♪ CAUSE SOMETIMES ♪ ♪ CAUSE SOMETIMES ♪ ♪ I NEED MORE SPACE
THAN STARS CAN GIVE ME ♪ ♪ MORE SKY THAN
GOD PROVIDES ME ♪ ♪ AND TV SO I WON’T GET LONELY ♪ ♪ WHERE DO THE ANTS GO… ♪ ♪ WHY DO THEY RUN AWAY ♪ ♪ LEAVE ME ALONE NOW ♪ ♪ I WANNA MAKE YOU STAY ♪ ♪ GOTTA JANSPORT BOOK SACK ♪ ♪ A GIRL BE TALKING
‘BOUT ME IN THIRD PERIOD ♪ ♪ OH WELL ♪ ♪ THE DAY WAS
STILL MADE FOR ME ♪ ♪ RERUNS OF MARTIN
STILL WAITING ON ME ♪ ♪ MORE CAKE FOR ME ♪ ♪ MORE CAKE FOR ME ♪ ♪ AMY SCARE ME ♪ ♪ ASHLEY MAKE ME JEALOUS
AND CHEROLYN MY BEST FRIEND ♪ ♪ BRIAN MY BOYFRIEND ♪ ♪ GAY AS HIS FATHER ♪ ♪ BUT HIS LOVE LETTERS BE
SWEETER THAN SNOWBALLS IN
THE EAST AND FREEZY STREET ♪ ♪ ALL WRAPPED IN
ONE LOVE LETTER AND A
WARM SWEATER IN DECEMBER ♪ ♪ MAN I’M BETTER ♪ ♪ I’M BETTER ♪ ♪ WHATEVER WHATEVER (WHATEVER) ♪ ♪ WHERE DO THE ANTS GO… ♪ ♪ I WANNA KNOW WHY
THEY RUN AWAY (PLEASE
DON’T RUN AWAY NOW) ♪ ♪ LEAVE ME ALONE NOW
(OKAY I WILL) ♪ ♪ I WANNA MAKE YOU STAY ♪ ♪ (IT’S JUST THE COLORS) ♪ ♪ I’M PRETTIER THAN SUNDAY ♪ ♪ AND ON
MONDAY’S I BE TRIPPIN’ ♪ ♪ MY MAMA WANT ME TO WASH
THE DISHES WHILE SHE MAKE
MY BROTHER LAZY AND DISTANT ♪ ♪ I’M MOVING AT 18 ♪ ♪ FAST FORWARD 10 YEARS
LATER IT’S THE SAME ROUTINE ♪ ♪ AND I’M COMPLAINING ♪ ♪ CATCHING BUCKS ♪ ♪ LIKE THAT’S A NEW THING ♪ ♪ MAN I WANT
EVERYTHING OR ANYTHING ♪ ♪ THRIFT CLOTHES IN A
BASKET OR A HUMMY TRUCK ♪ ♪ MY LIFE FUNNY AS WHAT ♪ ♪ LIKE BRUCE WITH A CUT ♪ ♪ JUST MY LUCK I’D
END UP FAMOUS AND BLUNT ♪ ♪ ROLLING A WHAT ♪ ♪ TURNED DOWN ♪ ♪ WHILE EVERYONE
IS BUSY ROLLING ♪ ♪ EVERYBODY BUSY TURNING UP ♪ ♪ EVERYBODY WE BUSY TURNING UP ♪ ♪ WHERE DO THE ANTS GO… ♪ ♪ I WANNA KNOW
WHY THEY RUN AWAY ♪ ♪ LEAVE ME ALONE NOW ♪ ♪ I THINK I
WANNA MAKE YOU STAY ♪ ♪ WHERE DO THE ANTS GO… ♪ ♪ THEY ALWAYS RUNNING AWAY ♪ ♪ LEAVE ME ALONE NOW ♪ ♪ I WANNA MAKE YOU STAY ♪ ♪♪♪ ALRIGHT

Ant Lavelle – Come Die With Me (prod. frumhere) [Official Video]

Ant Lavelle – Come Die With Me (prod. frumhere) [Official Video]


Yeah I’m alright, thank you Can I get an Old Fashioned, please? So come and die with me tonight, girl
finalize the rites, I’m mixing cyanide and Sprite Synchronise the lights and skip the vinyl,
Buy the flights – I’m not the type for suicide,
It’s just a right to dim the lights (uh) I like the silence, only fly my kites at night, Like my whites in tight lines,
Imbibe my whiskey by the pint I might slide between her thighs,
I mean we kissed – shit’s by the by Slit wrists and pop disco biscuits, chick,
The end’s in sight (uh) Been ever dancing in the dark arts – Glancing through the past
and raise a glass to all our hard parts, She… afraid to ask if it’s a mask,
You play the pastor, baby Pardon my disasters,
Little grafter with the bar charts Sometimes I bask,
Man, I been in this bath since half-past Karma played it’s cards,
Now I’m half-hearted – I pass class Life passing me by
while I kick at bars ’til the last glass And I’m just hoping you might Join me for a nightcap And if you really want that drink Meet me by the ocean,
Know some waves that ought to sink us I left my pen until the ink runs And if you really want that drink Meet me by the ocean,
Know some waves that ought to sink us I left my pen until the ink runs… … out.

LOUD PACK ANT FT. FLABOYMAGIC – WHAT THEY WANT (Dir. @MAKINGITCOUNTFILM$) #FLABOYMAGIC #RAP #FLORIDA

LOUD PACK ANT FT. FLABOYMAGIC – WHAT THEY WANT (Dir. @MAKINGITCOUNTFILM$) #FLABOYMAGIC #RAP #FLORIDA


FUCK EM FUCKEM FUCKEM
YEAH FUCKEM FUCKEM FUCKEM
FUCK WHAT THEY WANT FUCK WHAT THEY GOT WHAT THEY WANT LIL NIGGA
WHAT THEY WANT LIL NIGGA WHAT THEY WANT LIL NIGGA
WHAT THEY WANT I JUST WAN BALL
I JUST WAN FLEX IM TRYNNA RUN THROUGH A COUPLE DEM CHECKS
I WANNA JUG BUT I WAN FINESSE
YOU RUN UP ON PACK AND GET WET WIT A TECH HOP
WHAT THEY WANT LIL NIGGA WHAT THEY WANT LIL NIGGA
WHAT THEY WANT LIL NIGGA WHAT THEY WANT
I JUST WAN BALL I JUST WAN FLEX
IM TRYNNA RUN THROUGH A COUPLE DEM CHECKS I WANNA JUG
BUT I WAN FINESSE YOU RUN UP ON PACK AND GET WET WIT A TECH
I AINT EVEN HEAR YALL CAPS AND I ONT EVEN LISTEN TO YOUR RAPS
TALKIN THAT TOUGH SHIT DAWG YOU CAN SMOKED LIKE A BLACK
TALKIN THAT TOUGH SHIT DAWG YOU CAN GET BEAT UP AND SMACKED
AND THE POLICE PULL UP BITCH YOU BET NOT TELL EM ITS PACK
BOY IM JUST STUNTIN ON A BITCH SO YOU KNOW IMMA EAT UP THE TRAP
BRING THAT SHIT BACK I EAT THE BITCH JUST LIKE A SNACK
IM SIPPIN ON YAC IM LEANIN BUT I DO NOT LACK THE CLICKETY CLACK
THEM BULLETS THEY RIP THROUGH YOUR HAT YOU NIGGAS IS SLACK I FUCK YOUR BITCH DEN
GIVE HER BACK I HIT THE PUSSY THE CAT AND NOW SHE KEEP CALLIN
MY JACK SHE SAY SHE IN LOVE WIT THE PACK I SAY IM
ON POINT LIKE ATTACK IM JUST COUNTIN THEM RACKS YOU KNOW IMMA THROW
ME A STACK WHAT THEY WANT LIL NIGGA
WHAT THEY WANT LIL NIGGA WHAT THEY WANT LIL NIGGA
WHAT THEY WANT I JUST WAN BALL
I JUST WAN FLEX IM TRYNNA RUN THROUGH A COUPLE DEM CHECKS
I WANNA JUG BUT I WAN FINESSE
YOU RUN UP ON PACK AND GET WET WIT A TECH HOP
WHAT THEY WANT LIL NIGGA WHAT THEY WANT LIL NIGGA
WHAT THEY WANT LIL NIGGA WHAT THEY WANT
I JUST WAN BALL I JUST WAN FLEX
IM TRYNNA RUN THROUGH A COUPLE DEM CHECKS I WANNA JUG
BUT I WAN FINESSE YOU RUN UP ON PACK AND GET WET WIT A TECH
WHAT THEY REALLY WAN DO 9 MILLI I BE SHOOTIN
I BE STICKIN I BE MOVIN KINDA PICKY I BE CHOOSIN I JUST REALLY WAN
BALL STACK IT UP AND GET IT ALL
BITCH YOU KNOW IM ON THE WAY TELL MY HATAZ FUCK YALL!!
I BE ROAD RUNNIN ERRDAY ALL MY NIGGAZ WIT THE PISTOL PLAY
CLEAN WIT WE DONT LEAVE A TRACE BLACKA BLACKA DEN WE GET AWAY
JUICIN LIKE WE GOT THE MINUTE MADE GOT THE SWAG LIKE WE TEMPTATIONS
SUPER HIGH LIKE WE HIMALAYAN NEED IT NOW I AINT GOT THE PATIENCE
WHITE BOY YEAH WE NEED THE BENJIS SPEAK THE TRUTH SO YOU GOTTA FEEL ME
YOU AINT HEAR ME DEN THEY BETTA LISTEN ACT A ASS YOU MIGHT GOTTA KISS IT
MIGHT BE PLAYING BUT IM PIMPIN PIMPIN MURK THE PUSSY IMMA KILL IT KILL IT
ON THE DRANK I BE SIPPIN SIPPIN ON THE DRANK I BE SIPPIN SIPPIN
ON HER KNEES UNDER THE JESUS PEACE THATS WHAT I CALL TRUE RELIGION
COD YEAH IM ON A MISSION ACROBAT I BE THE ONE TO FLIP EM
IF ITS A STRIPPER THEN YOU KNOW ILL TIP HER EXCUSE THE RATCHET IM A LIL TIPSY
WHAT THEY WANT LIL NIGGA WHAT THEY WANT LIL NIGGA
WHAT THEY WANT LIL NIGGA WHAT THEY WANT
I JUST WAN BALL I JUST WAN FLEX
IM TRYNNA RUN THROUGH A COUPLE DEM CHECKS I WANNA JUG
BUT I WAN FINESSE YOU RUN UP ON PACK AND GET WET WIT A TECH
HOP WHAT THEY WANT LIL NIGGA
WHAT THEY WANT LIL NIGGA WHAT THEY WANT LIL NIGGA
WHAT THEY WANT I JUST WAN BALL
I JUST WAN FLEX IM TRYNNA RUN THROUGH A COUPLE DEM CHECKS
I WANNA JUG BUT I WAN FINESSE
YOU RUN UP ON PACK AND GET WET WIT A TECH MAGIC!
WHATS UP DAWG WHATS HAPPENING DAWG

MC The Ant – Found My Love (live)


I had my ups & downs as a soldier of love.
Still standing thanks to the knowledge of up above! If I gave love to someone, they didn’t had
a clue. I almost gave up… glad I didn’t do! Now I know someone who knows what to do.
Yes, I’m on his shore, lemme give it all to you. I’m still crawlin’.. cause it’s hard to believe,
got smacked down before by the hands of deceive. I see there’s such a great will to achieve.
We’re together on the go, to life of relieve. Didn’t knew it was still possible in this
life. I was being single now I wanna be your wife! It’s getting serious and it’s really close,
by the show of your love you’re the one that I chose. You give it like no other man that I’ve met,
makes me to avoid anything to get you upset. I bumped up to it and found my love,
never ever another I’m thinking off. I bumped up to it and found my love! I had nothing with love songs before,
what’s in the heart has to come out, that’s for sure. You came right on time, you’re not too late,
Finally someone who knows the meaning of faith. Teach the children, they need to know,
it ain’t ’bout attention, hate, cash & doe. You’re my living proof that I need to see,
so I would know.. I don’t need to be a G. No more time for temptations of the world,
all that since the day you made me your girl. You help me through tough times when it was hard, after so long I see signs for a new start. It’s clear that love is not supposed to be
blind, this special love is just one of a kind! Babe, I’m ready on your side to stay,
demons are shocked because we’re going God’s way. I bumped up to it and found my love,
never ever another I’m thinking off. I bumped up to it and found my love! Feels good to know you know what I know.
Precious state of mind, don’t wanna let you go. So I’ll be here where I need to be for you.
It’s getting better cause the Bible says what to do. Bin through negative influence from the hood,
we turn it in to positive to be all good. So real.. it’s almost unbelievable,
how I feel and many think it’s magical. You make me stronger, many just don’t like it, they’ve got questioning themselves who I got with. They just won’t and they don’t need to get
it, what’s going on is the question they are stuck with. Our meeting happend like it has to be,
now you’re backing me up and standing next to me. Protection is what a woman needs from her
man, can’t fall down because we’re here to stand. I bumped up to it and found my love,
never ever another I’m thinking off. I bumped up to it and found my love!
I bumped up to it and found my love!

Ant Saunders “Yellow Hearts” Official Lyrics & Meaning | Verified

Ant Saunders “Yellow Hearts” Official Lyrics & Meaning | Verified


So this song was mainly inspired by this point
in time where I was talking to this girl and she was interested at first and then after
a while I just kept questioning if she still was or not. And it just had me so stressed out and freaking
miserable. The first thing that came to me was the yellow
heart line, like, “She put my name with yellow hearts.” I usually kind of make everything all at once. I write and produce at the same time. I knew that after that line, I kinda wanted
to make something like fun sounding. My song blew up on TikTok, yeah. And not a lot of songs that blew up on TikTok
kind of like stick with people. They’re usually just kind of like a trend. Like they’re here and then they’re gone the
next week. It’s just really encouraging to me, like people
actually like my song. I really didn’t know what the yellow hearts
meant, so I got curious so I did a little research. And apparently like, all the different like
colors of hearts have different meanings. And yellow stands for like friendship. She told me she was crazy and I should’ve
listened to that. I made a hit song out of it, so, thank you. I’m pretty sure I actually used that line. It went well, like, she liked it. She appreciated it. In that, I’m kind of referring to like the
situation of like our relationship not going well when I say, “I drive down open roads
so slow.” When things like that are going on, sometimes
you just get so like down and depressed that you just don’t feel like doing anything. You don’t feel like fighting back. When you just like enjoy talking to this one
person so much, and then all of a sudden you’re just not anymore, you just feel so left out
and like regretful, like you wish you could’ve done better. I don’t know, I was just so into her and like
I didn’t wanna be alone. That sounds kind of lame, but I just kept
going and I shouldn’t have because it just really stressed me out. I’m always on my phone, like I should be pretty
good at keeping with the trends, but I don’t know. I’m slow. I would hold back from talking about it a
lot. Just ’cause I didn’t wanna be disappointed
I guess. If you just feel like it’s not gonna work
out, and the odds are kind of all against you, sometimes you just gotta go with that
or else you’re just gonna hurt yourself even more. When I saw yellow hearts, I just like, I didn’t
know what to think. I don’t know, sometimes, I guess it just kind
of depended on what mood I was in. Like if I was feeling optimistic, I would
just be like, oh all right, nice, nice, nice. That was kind of like all she would say a
lot of times. So that had me kind of pessimistic. Where I live, there’s just carpenter bees
like fucking everywhere. So that’s kind of how I got that part. I wanted to include like a nature visual because,
I don’t know, I find that like just taking a walk on a nice day can be really therapeutic. Like when I was thinking nature, I was thinking
Bob Ross because like who else would you think of? Bob Ross doesn’t have a long enough beard,
so I thought of James Harden. I mean, when I wrote it, I guess I kinda thought it was like a climate change reference, but it really wasn’t. Since we were off and on, when we would like
start talking again, it felt like it was good as new. Like we had just met each other for the first
time again. There’s this one thing she would do where when we would snapchat, whenever I would compliment her she would just send a bunch of yellow
hearts, so I was just like hmm, wonder what that’s all about.

Jasper and Errol Eat Bugs | JASPER & ERROL’S FIRST TIME

Jasper and Errol Eat Bugs | JASPER & ERROL’S FIRST TIME


Chad: Bows and arrows, atlatls,
that’s all active hunting, but now, last resort’s
gonna be cracking open some of these rotten logs and looking for
some plan B meals. Lionel: We got a lot
of bugs in here. I don’t know.
Can I eat these? Chad: In most parts
of the world, people eat insects,
like, that’s the norm. -Let me see.
-What the fuck? Dark Shark: Don’t do that.
Ah, hell. -You ate that, for real?
-I just ate that ant. You a survivor man,
do that shit. Jasper: Put it in
your fucking mouth, E. Need some hot sauce on that
motherfucker, motherfucker? Do we have
hot sauce here? Is there hot sauce?
Ooh, what the fuck is that? Chad: Grab him!
Grab him! Ah, I’m scared!
They’re going to bite me! There you go.
You got it. Dark Shark:
You crazy motherfucker. It’s sour.
Ah, it’s sour. It’s a little sour,
but it’s a good taste. [ Chuckles ] All right.
Who’s got this beetle? Give it to me.
I’ll eat the motherfucker. Jasper: Gonna bite you,
Dark Shark. -Take him out.
-Bite it. Sorry, motherfucker,
that you black like I’m black, but you got to go. Chad: Hold onto it.
[ Crunch ] [ Laughter ]
That shit bit me, cuz. Lionel: That shit sounded
like an apple.
Hell yeah. That shit hurt my mouth.
[ Laughter ] -Yeah.
-Yes! Kody: Yeah, guys. Usually, what likes
to hang out in logs most commonly are
gonna be mealworms. These guys are 20% protein,
60% water. You just go ahead
and pop them in. Nasty-mouth
motherfucker. -Unn-unh.
-All right. Who’s up? Take one for
the team, man. There’s another one
right there. No, they just grip.
They don’t bite. Go.
Ugh! -Don’t chew it. Just eat it.
-Those look nasty as fuck. -Just swallow.
-You nasty nigga. [ All shouting, laughter ] [ Gags, coughs ]
He just put that shit
in his mouth. That nigga nasty as, ugh.
That shit juicy, huh? ♪♪ It taste
like weird mustard. He’s got a worm.
He’s got a worm. I don’t like that. For all my homies in the hood,
motherfucker. Three, two, one —
[ Spits ] [ Laughter ]
Lionel: You didn’t even
bite it, dude. Hell no. You put it in your mouth
and spit it out. That motherfucker
starting looking at me,
crawling and shit. I can’t eat no motherfucker
that’s moving. Give me a water bottle —
Fuck it. I’m doing it. Chad: There we go.
Grab that guy. Ready?
Here you go. [ Squeals ] [ Screams ] -It taste like shit!
-Yeah! Yeah! [ Gargling ] Yeah! Yeah!
[ Laughing ] Yeah! -Oh, my God.
-Oh, shit! That’s what I’m talking about.
We survivalists. -Yeah. See, yes.
-That’s how you do it. [ Gags ] If these three guys were left
to their own devices in the wild, who would die first? Jasper would die
first. I’ll, for sure,
eat this little leaf. [ Errol laughs ] Chad: Could
be poisonous.
[ Spits ] Errol would die
second.
Yep. Argh!
Dark Shark: You lookin’
like Davy Crockett, motherfucker,
with that beard. He would do something, like,
heroic and crazy, and then Dark Shark would be
the longtime victor.
Exactly. Exactly what I would’ve done,
yeah.
He’s going to die of old age out here. I learned it’s hard,
but if you want to do it, you gotta do what the fuck you
gotta do, and do that shit.

Iggy Azalea Eats Kangaroo and Talks New Playboi Carti Album | Disgustingly Healthy | Men’s Health


– I literally wouldn’t care if you asked to see my butt hole. I would do it before I would eat this. (piano music with a rhythmic drumbeat) What’s up, guys? It’s me, Iggy, and I’m here
with Men’s Health today to play Disgustingly Healthy. I have to taste test all of these disgustingly healthy
Australian-themed meals or, if I’m not game enough to try them, answer what’s probably going
to be a terrible question. So, let’s see how I go. Okay, plate number one, let’s see. That looks really mummified. Emu jerky. I don’t really wanna eat,
like, Outback delicacies. Yeah, I can’t do it, so I don’t even care what the question is, I’m gonna answer it. You said you once lost 15
pounds in a week by twerking. Rate the following twerkers: Cardi B, Nicki Minaj, Miley Cyrus. Well, Miley Cyrus is the
skinniest of all these people, so maybe that means she’s the best twerker because she’s lost the
most weight doing it. Next. Why is this all disgusting jerky? I don’t think this is
disgustingly healthy, this is just disgustingly disgusting! Python jerky? I’m not eating a snake, no. Like, I would vomit if I ate that. Why did your album take so long? Because I’m a procrastinator, okay? I’m a Gemini and I can
never make a decision really about anything. I say things and I take them back, and I say them and I take them back. It’s my personality and that’s
what I do with my album, so maybe I’ll hate it
next month, who knows? It’s kinda what I do. Next. Oh, this looks like something
I like, a hamburger. This seems too good too be true. Oh, a kangaroo burger. That’s fine, I’ll actually
eat a kangaroo burger. I have no problem eating kangaroo. Do I wanna eat this though?
It tastes like dog food. I mean, it smells like it. I’ll just have a little bite of this. Hm, it’s fine, it just
tastes like red meat. This is good, I’ll pack this to go. The next thing is, I don’t even know, but that’s disgusting. I don’t like to eat things
out of a can, uh-uh. It says mutton, that’s a lamb. Like an old lamb, isn’t it? I literally wouldn’t care if you asked to see my butt hole. I would do it before I would eat this. This is so gross. (gagging) Smells like wet dog food. Which of your exes can
bench press the most weight? Oh, well half of these
people aren’t even my ex. I’ve never dated any of these guys. I don’t even know them, I’ve never even seen them in the street. The only person I’ve ever
dated is Playboi Carti and I don’t know anybody else, so don’t ask me about them. Next. (sighs) That looks really gross. I can tell that it’s
Vegemite, which is fine, but there seems like there’s a dead insect spider thing on it. Vegemite toast with a tarantula. I don’t really want to eat a spider, but would it make me
more a badass if I did? Would I get a point for that? I don’t know. Would you rather write
a song with Azalea Banks or go on a date with Nick
Young at Outback Steakhouse. Hmm. Suddenly, this toast isn’t looking so bad. I’m gonna smell it. I might eat this. Should I eat it? Yeah, I have to think about
this for a bit, I’m not ready. I’ve gotta work myself up. I love Vegemite, that’s the
thing, so it’s like, mm, there’s something about
this that you like! And something about this that you don’t! I’m not eating that part. The legs look a little scary. Maybe the back part? This looks like it’s just a raisin. All right, it’s a raisin. It’s just a raisin! (thunder crashes) Honestly? It just tastes like Vegemite. Mm, it has a very metallic
aftertaste that’s happening now. It tastes like I licked metal. I ate a Vegemite sandwich and
then I licked a metal pole. That’s how I’d describe that. That was fine, that was great, I’d love to have some more of that later. Oh! See, now this is like a classic dish with a twist, I see. Fairy bread for fairies! When you have a birthday
party in Australia, people always make this bread and it has butter on it and
then you dip it in sprinkles. I love fairy bread. I haven’t had it for a long time, but it seems like this fairy bread has something evil on it. I don’t know what that is. Maybe like, a worm, little worms? Fairy bread with termites. When is “Whole Lotta Red” dropping? (laughs) Do you know I get trolled with
this question all the time? I’m never gonna tell you when “Whole Lotta Red”
is dropping, you guys. Nice try. I can tell you “Whole
Lotta Red” is amazing and it’s next level and it’s way better than anything any of the other people out
here are doing, for real. It’s like (clicks tongue). But I can’t tell you when it’s coming out. And I don’t think I wanna eat this. Maybe I’ll sniff it. Hmm, what do termites do, eat wood? That’s not that bad. I’ll
just have a little bite where there’s not as many termites. For you. ‘Cause I love you. I’m lucky my boyfriend’s
not seeing me today. He’d be like, “We can’t kiss for a month”. I’ll try it. It’s already gonna be crunchy, so. (crunching) This tastes like I’m at a party, I’m having fun, I’m gonna play pass the parcel. This is fine, it just tastes like you dropped your fairy bread in dirt. (trumpet fanfare) So, my least disgusting
is kangaroo burger. This is fine. It just tastes like a regular beef patty. The most disgusting is this. Like, if you eat this,
you’re a sick individual. It’s truly evil. (slow jazz music)

Jasper and Errol Get Bug Facials | JASPER & ERROL’S FIRST TIME

Jasper and Errol Get Bug Facials | JASPER & ERROL’S FIRST TIME


I’m so done with you,
dude. Get that shit
out of here. I’m Diana Terranova,
and I’m here to lead you through your facial
experience today. What’s my name?
-Diana. -Diana.
-What’s my name? -Diana.
-Diana. -I said, “What’s my name?”
-Ow, what the fuck? What’s my name? I didn’t know I signed up
for this shit. Diana, Diana, is —
Your name is Diana. I’m so sorry. You guys, I’m so sorry.
I forgot to tell you. When you slap somebody, it increases the blood
flow to their skin. Oh. I have some rules.
-Mm-hmm. We’re gonna keep it still,
so no flailing about ’cause you don’t want to squish
any of these beauties. Ohhh. Oh, my God.
Oh, oh. I think you should
close your eyes. -Okay.
-And there. Ohh.
This will help you
to be one with the snails. Okay.
Snail facials are so popular
all over Asia… -Ew.
-…and the truth is that mucus from snails
contains glycoprotein. Oh, God. They charge up to $200 for these
cute little guys’ face cream. It’s amazing.
-That is amazing. -What?
-Mm, my lip. -What?
-My lip. I don’t know where the one
that was on my face went. Shh,
he wants you to be silent. Please don’t put it
on my mouth. -Silence.
-Okay. So we need to take it up
to the next level. -Ah.
-Are you kidding? -Yes.
-Ah, shit. -Why are you laughing?
-I’m not. These beautiful creatures
are whiptail scorpions, to stimulate your essence.
-Oh. I don’t know
if I can do it. I’m very ticklish. I don’t want to jump up,
and this tickles. This is there.
I’m about to jump up
if he get in the armpit. I’m gonna jump up. I don’t want to jump up
and kill nobody. No, if he goes in the armpit,
he gonna tickle me. -Mm.
-I’m about to fucking jump up. -Get them off —
-You’re gonna what? -I —
-No, you’re not. -Okay, you’re right.
-No, you’re not. You’re right.
I’m not gonna do anything.
You’re not keeping it together. -Ah!
-I’m so confused. I don’t know what to do. It’s okay. Ah.
Ah, no. Ah, oh, God.
Oh, God. Ah!
-I feel okay. -Geez.
-See, it’s working. Oh, no.
What are you doing? You like that? Good job, keep going. No, please, stop.
I can’t move. I’m gonna eat that box
like it’s shrimp. Gentlemen, with the walk
of the beautiful orb-weaver… Long as
you don’t put it on me. …I’m gonna join all seven
of your chakras together. Okay? Yes.
-I don’t — oh. -Yes.
-Ah. It’s a spider. Join all seven of your chakras
together. -Okay.
-Oh, yeah. -Ah!
-Bring them on. -There you go.
-Ah! Why don’t you put it
on the nipple? Here we go, yes,
on your way. Oh, my God. I’m getting eaten alive. They’re making webs. They all love you. It’s in my armpit. -Yay.
-Ah! But after this,
I very much hope that your seven chakras
will have been cleansed. See,
now we’re all joined. We’re all part
of one big web. [ Laughs ] I can’t
not laugh at that. -We are now one.
-That’s great.