Dancing Cockroach Meme Compilation

Dancing Cockroach Meme Compilation


change da world
my final message
goodbye when a parents tell you no
you need to respect that
who is this guy who is this guy no no no and I’m kanye west

BARATA NO BANHEIRO

BARATA NO BANHEIRO


There’s a cockroach
in the bathroom! – A cockroach?
– Yeah, kill it, Glaucio. Please. – Sure.
– Please, kill the cockroach. Calm down, honey. Here. So scary… Did you kill it?
Did you kill the cockroach? There’s a guy in the bathroom. – There’s a… guy?
– There’s a guy. Next to the cockroach
there’s a guy. What do you mean? There’s a guy wearing jeans,
a polo shirt, sneakers. There’s a guy. – No!
– Do you know him? No! Did he see you? Of course he did, look at the size
of this bathroom. – Oh my God!
– Oh my God what? Oh, one… Didn’t you see the guy
next to the cockroach? No! Of course not! What are we gonna do? – Where is he?
– Inside. In the bathroom, over there. The bathroom is over here, right?
Excuse me. – Man, the guy has a gun in there!
– What? He has a gun,
Holy Mary, oh my God! When I got in there was a lady walking with
a baby in a stroller. He kidnapped both! – What lady and what stroller?
– Oh my God, Mr. Glaucio! The guy in there, he’s asking for
5 million dollars and a trip to Cambodia. – For the love of God! Oh my God!
– My God, I’m calling the police. – Hey, where are they?
– In the bathroom. They’re in the bathroom?
In the bathroom? Over there. Fuck, he bit me! – Who, the guy?
– Not the guy! – The baby bit me, the zombie baby!
– Zombie baby? There was a guy in there,
I was gonna beat him up, my gun accidentally went off,
hit the fucking baby, the baby turned into a zombie,
he ate his father, ripped the mother’s head off
and started to eat my hand, damn it. – Where is he?
– He’s in the bathroom. A chemical accident caused by the contact
with the zombie baby’s blood and the shampoo, opened a spacetime portal and released
a lot of flying vampires and demons. Flying vampires?
Who could fix this kind of thing? Hey. – Where are they?
– They’re in the bathroom. I hit my knee on the bidet. It’s hurting a fucking lot! Is anyone hungry? – Have you ordered some pizza?
– Hey, give me that. The money is in the bathroom. – Bathroom.
– Excuse me. They’re gonna pay you
in the bathroom. Go. Guys, Hitler is back! But did you kill the cockroach? Tradução e legendas:
Melissa Prado

4K CC. Tarantula Hawk Swarm, Catching Amazing Pet Insects & Reptiles  CA NM AZ TX USA Herping HD.

4K CC. Tarantula Hawk Swarm, Catching Amazing Pet Insects & Reptiles CA NM AZ TX USA Herping HD.


Massive swarm Of Tarantula hawks that landed here This thing right here is gigantic and he’s lookin at me That thing is like 2 1/2 inches long wow Jeez that thing is huge That’s the biggest one so far he’s like 2 3/4 inches that last one Haha ha I hope I don’t get stung haha that’s gonna suck Buuzzzzz….Tarantula Hawk flies right past my head WOAH Oh my god That’s a giant Bumble Bee uh uh uh ah he he They are every where

Family Guy – Peter Plays With Ants

Family Guy – Peter Plays With Ants


We now return to vh1’s behind the music dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem it must have been around 1979 when animals started snorting crushed up pieces of felt yeah pretty ugly we had big problem before me found God He like threw me down And he said, I hope your puppeteer has big hands because I’m not using Lube me no remember that but me believe it happened I Got it Says Glenn quagmire But if you squint and imagine it says Peter Griffin it says Peter, Griffin Peter It’s Clark – take it next door hold on Lois now this poses a very difficult ethical dilemma Do I deliver the package to its rightful owner or do I open it up and see if it contains Hemans? Do not open that box you know Lois physicists believe there are two Alternate universes one in which I don’t open the box and one in which I do. I’m not gonna open the box I’m gonna open the box oh Sweet, it’s a whip Hey, be careful with that thing remember. We’re renting this house That’s the prison Wow I haven’t felt this powerful since I got to decide which ant lives and which ant dies You shall battle to the death and the winner will be given his freedom Why are you looking at me like that? Peter would you like a glass of oh? I told you not to play God with those hands All right Meg stayed incredibly still I’m gonna whip that cigarette out of your mouth And maybe not slice your face in half dad. I don’t want to do this stay still okay That’s pretty cool, too. Hey Dad, that’s a cool whip ow! Thanks that was way too much heat on my neck Oh a message from jail Whip because well, you know given your racial heritage, it seems like something you might want to keep an eye out for Grape soda Graham, I know this is very risky, but the upside is so good. I’m taking it Man I could use a cold beer yeah, me too. I just had a cure rehearsal I’m not biting me neither you forget. How many scenes Tevye’s in whoa whoa whoa? What’s this? Booth uh Excuse me. Hey fellas. Hey listen This is a little awkward, but uh you guys are sitting in our booth listen here pencil-neck This is our booth now, and we ain’t leavin so what are you gonna do about it, bitch? What good’s clearly you don’t want to move that’s fine We’ll come back in an hour nice try wheely, but this ain’t your booth no more. That’s right We see you losers anywhere near this booth, and we’ll bust your kneecaps We’re willing to take that risk shut up Joe all right I was hoping it wouldn’t have to come to this but you fellas are in big trouble if If you could just move back like eight feet let my whip Hey that might taser All right, I’ll just strangle him with this Hawaiian shirt Will you stop going through my mail? All right bitches either you tuck your little Wang’s between your legs and waddle out of here Or we’re gonna beat the crap out of you, so what’s it gonna be I think we’re gonna do the wang thing

4K CC. Big Glorious Scarab Beetle, Catching Amazing Pet Insects & Reptiles  NM AZ TX USA Herping HD.

4K CC. Big Glorious Scarab Beetle, Catching Amazing Pet Insects & Reptiles NM AZ TX USA Herping HD.


Hopefully trying to find a snake But I found my twin today He’s representing the same colors I am I don’t know Ha Just….Yet another critter that I Never seen in my life and have no idea what it even is Except for it’s some kind of beetle Um Yeah there is so many things I have been discovering on this trip that I didn’t even come here for Um And yet I just keep finding them Especially the Insects and we’re close to Mexico So I think some of these things may be like neo tropical or something cause those are just some colors right there I mean I.. I didn’t expect anything like this I saw these crazy flashy color and I thought he was a piece of trash under the log I flipped over Come on come on buddy off off offff Come on off Yeah he doesn’t want to let go um This might take a few minutes here Sniff Come on Come on offoffoff Ok Look look your close to the ground close come on come on let go letgo Ok Kid: haha ha ha ha lol Alright buddy take the camera real quick Kid: Ok I got to get him off of me cause he’s Ok ok come on come on there we go let go of my finger! Ahh now he’s climbing up again Yeah he’s like crazy to try and get rid of Come on come on He’s like kicking me ever time I go to touch him (Fly on my mouth) Pffttt spit there’s a fly getting me too come on come on come on Ok I finally got him off Ok let him flip over He’ll flip over on his own and then be on his way haha alright we’ll add some leaves and dirt to him and Make sure that he’s got a nice home there That something ain’t ever gonna find him in Ok He’s free now Riverbed over there Get a good look at the environment Couple pine trees Um there’s ok trees around here Not sure…there’s other types of trees Maybe juniper trees Flipped over this big log here And he was hiding right here In this little hole that he dug out for him self

4K CC. Grasshoppers, Catching Insects In The USA, AZ UT CA NV NM Herping HD

4K CC. Grasshoppers, Catching Insects In The USA, AZ UT CA NV NM Herping HD


That’s a big…woah woah Big Grasshopper O where’d he go? He fell down Don’t worry I shall rescue you with my love Come here Mr Grasshopper No no no don’t go that way I love you and I wan’t to touch you Wow he’s a big one He seems to be a little clumsy tho He’s like backin away Woah woah woah Keep an eye on him boy’s Keep an eye on him Where’s he goin? Ok there he is there he is Keep an eye on him Come lets see Kid: He looks like a leaf Guy: Woah look at all these critters flying we are getting just raided Kid: Yeah we are Girl: There Moths Kid: Aahhh Guy: That is a big critter Kid 2: He’s Godzilla Guy: Uh he’s on the camera ( Flashlight in mouth) Kid: He’s on the camera Kid: Spikey oouch I want this guy Don’t…don’t think about it Bad Grasshoper! No noo bad Grasshopper Guy: Let your brother catch him Kid: He got him Guy: Phahaha Guy: Or let him jump on you Kid 2: Oh ow ow he is one Gahaha Kid: He bites He’s attacking him Kid: Keep your hands around him Guy: Is he hurt? Kid 2: Oh umm Kid: Uh Kid: 2 uh oh Guy: Open up your hand let’s get a look at him Let let your brother have him Kid: I’m the one who’s Kid 2: aahhh Kid: Oh ahhh Does he bite? Kid 2: He a no Guy: He claws Kid: Oh now he’s bitting he’s angry Guy: He’s trying to get out Kid 2: Woah he’s strong Kid: He Hurts? How strong is he? Ok we caught him He’s upside down Guy: Hand him to your brother Hand him to your brother Kid: You better not bite oh get back here Kid: Now dad gots him Guy: Ok now he’s got me Kid 2: He loves you Kid: K awesome Big fat Grasshopper Kid 2: Cricket kisses Guy: Ok Kid: What did you catch? Kid 2: Cactus ( In Pain) Kid: owwaaa Guy: hahahehe lol Kid: You sat in a cactus Everyone: Hahaheehee lol Guy: Oh My Girl: He sat in a Cactus? Guy: Oh my Kid: It’s right there! Guy: alright Let me…Ok Kid 2: I’m ok Guy: Oh Ok I got to turn off the camera Err ya know what What ever we’ll leave it on I can’t believe you sat in that Let me see your but Kid 2: Feels good Guy: I don’t know I don’t know I have never seen him before Yeah he bit matthew No don’t put your thumb up buddy You got to get him to crawl across Woah man what kind of species is this Hey quit biting me ( Bugs on my leg) I’m getting here gettin this Grasshopper and then some little tiny bug flies on me and starts nibbling me Wow He’s got some crazy colors Now there’s this one over here Get in the car k buddy K cause there is a really big bull right there who is just starting at us ok and If he really wants he can jump that fence You see that right? Wow We’ll go in 1 seconds just keep an eye on him Wow That almost looks like a toy It doesn’t even look like it’s real If I saw one of those things I would think Yeah that it wasn’t even real if I wasn’t out here looking at it my self I just…. woow Ok Go back to making more Grasshoppers Kinda crazy Catching a lot of Grasshoppers today These things are just exotic colors I didn’t even know we had Grasshoppers like this Alright Good job boys!!! Kid: Lets release them

Family Guy – Peter Is Afraid Of Bugs

Family Guy – Peter Is Afraid Of Bugs


Wow what a night I guess so unsleep number is 69 Yes, it was apparently also number two would you maybe make some coffee and give me a moment? Car is packed for weekend weekend. Yes You come in late last night drunk and tell me to pack car for weekend getaway you booked online Then you make me watch Diff’rent Strokes episode with substitute teacher played by Kareem abdul-jabbar Yeah, I forgot about this weekend trip. Is that something we still want to do Well I do if you do Absolutely I do I was just seeing if you do of course I do I mean we’ve already had six nights out together It’d be great to have three more. That’s what I’m saying That’s that’s what any guy wants the same gal again And again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again then again then again and again and again and again and every gal wants the same guy who keeps getting fatter and fatter and fatter and Fat right day Lois. This is family guy. We only do the male side of the joke You know what I think this weekend will be fun yeah, I mean it’s not like we’re gonna miss anything around here Hey Jill, what the hell’s going on here oh you didn’t hear today is the opening of the first-ever Spooner Street Farmers Market Markets yeah, it’s really exciting for 50 cents. You can get your picture taken wearing a farmer’s hat fine I have a great weekend you too, so glad you’re finding time for each other Goat me get you goat meat here Cleveland are those yeah I have dibs on whatever silliness Peter loses interest in remember this to the Cleveland copter Now another Hawk, maybe it’s the same one you think it could be the same one doubt it Hey, do you have the address? I think it’s in my pocketbook somewhere cuz I gotta know if we should take 24 or 495 hang on Anything hang on Exits coming up Half a mile What a mile, you’d think I could find it yeah, yeah, I would if I would okay, I’m taking 495 This is why I don’t like big passes here it is it says take 24 to 128 Heywhat cookies chocolate chip oatmeal raisin I Guess they stopped 7:00 dinner at 9:30 Looks like that missed exit had the last laugh Look at this cute note in lieu of television. Please tune into each other, haha Haha, indeed and get this sorry no Wi-Fi, but the good news is your marriage has four bars Terrific oh here’s another note how adorable were those first two notes. I hope you read this one third There’s a used condom in the fireplace And the fireplace is decorative so that’s here to stay so do you think word just got out in the daddy-longlegs? Community like hey come to this hotel Pete. It’s a little warm in here Do you want to turn on that overhead ceiling fan sure looks stable? Can you notice that yeah Can you notice anything in the world other than that only that fist-sized moss in a lampshade by the bed? I’m going to bed so that go home time comes faster I’ll just sleep with the light on You

4K CC. Big Scorpion Cow Pie Home, Catching Amazing Pet Insects & Reptiles  NM AZ TX CA USA Herping

4K CC. Big Scorpion Cow Pie Home, Catching Amazing Pet Insects & Reptiles NM AZ TX CA USA Herping


Giant piles of poo out here um lol Next to the river For my amusement I thought I would just kick em over and see if anything was actually hiding underneath them and to my surprise there was Lets see if we can get him here Right there, Little Scorpion Yeah you can see he’s not to big but considering he was hiding underneath a piece of poo Ya know, I never seen that before Haha The search is on Gotta get back to finding other things Bigger things, Smaller poo tho I hope