BURNIE: We were talking about like Godzilla, like – people are scared shitless of bugs, so what if Godzilla was like exactly like a person, and when it saw humans it was like: “WUHHHUHUHULLUHHH!”
[laughter] GUS: He’s like knocking down buildings – “Get it off, get it off!” BURNIE: “Where’d it go, where’d it go?” JACK: Godzilla has like an aerosol can – he like shakes and sprays all the people on the ground… GAVIN: He finally smashes a human and then looks at it, and he’s just like, “Glughh!”
[laughter] BURNIE: Fucking tank – the tank rolls up, and Godzilla takes it and puts a cup over it…
[laughter] GUS: …and he’s like “I’ll deal with that later.”
[laughter] BURNIE: I would pay great money if that was the first scene in the new Godzilla. He comes out of the ocean, and a fucking jet flies by him and he goes: “EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!”.
[laughter] He goes up to other giant monsters –
“Is it on me? Is it on me?” [laughter]
Hey guys! In this video, I‘m gonna show you 5 bugs
and exploits, which everybody should know about. Let‘s get right into it. Number one. Normally, in CS:GO when you open a door, you
will always push it to the outside. However, in some situations it is much more
useful to pull the door in the inside. There are two different ways to achieve this. The first one is, to let your teammate throw
a decoy very close to the door. It doesn‘t work with your own decoy, so
you need somebody else to throw it. The second way to pull a door in the inside
is, to have a teammate stand very close to the door. Also, you can throw your own decoy at a door,
so it leaves a tiny gap, from which you can shoot the enemy. Everything I have just shown you, works with
every door in the game. Let‘s talk about number two. When hitting a player with a grenade, it will
fly through him and even through the closed door behind him. This works with every grenade and with every
door, and even on the vent in nuke or the metal sheets in cobblestone. Especially throwing a flashbang through a
closed door can have an devastating effect on the enemy. Number three. Type anything into the console, then mark
and drag it, and close the console by pressing Escape. Now you have a crosshair, which will even
stay with an unscoped sniper rifle, so it makes noscoping a lot easier. But keep in mind, when moving the mouse, the
crosshair will also move a little bit, which can be quite distracting. But in my opinion it‘s still better than
putting something on the screen – or installing something, which might send you on vacation. If you want to get rid off the crosshair,
just press anywhere in the console. Let‘s get into number four. Basically it‘s just a bind, which will show
you as a CT, where the bomb is. But keep in mind, that it only works, if you
are relatively close to the bombsite. To use this, simply type the command into
the console. You can use any key you want, and as always,
you can find the command in the description. Number five. This one is also a bind and it will clear
all decals like blood and grenade stains as well as bullet holes. This can improve visibility a lot, especially
in very dark areas. However, I do not recommend to use it on a
key which is pressed very often, like the left mouse button for example. Simply because decals and especially blood
can give you helpful information and feedback, for example, if your shots are hitting the
enemy. So, that‘s it already. Thanks for watching! If I could help you, please consider liking
this video and subscribing to my channel.
– (Seth) Previously on Outlast II. – Oh Jesus!
– Oh my god! – (piercing shriek)
– (Tom) Oh! (tapping keyboard)
– Oh god, no! – Oh, kick her in the face! Yeah, suck it, bitch. – (Seth) This time on Outlast II. – That girl just
got a faceful of foot. – Wait, look at
our objective really fast. Tab– what is this? – (Blake) The chapel’s
gotta be close. – Okay. – (gasping)
– Hangman? – Another hanging person. – Whoa, Slenderman.
– Oh, the eyes. – He is staring
at me dead in the eye. – Oh no! – I don’t like that music.
– I know. That (mimicking creepy music). – (Tom spluttering)
– You’re supposed to be filming the chapel, I think. – It’s a church, right?
Weren’t we trying to get here? – This is giving me
a Last of Us feel. Or when a bunch of people
go to the cabin. – Hello?
– (Blake panting) – This is gonna end poorly. – Oh, haven’t we seen
that guy’s painting before? – Oh, it’s my boy!
– Oh. – Papa John. (faint yell) – There was a guy yelling,
and then it just stopped. (camera whining) Is he in here? – It doesn’t seem
like there’s– oh. There’s someone on that.
– Oh, he’s alive. – (heretic) Mary? – “Mary”? We are not Mary. – (heretic) Who’s there?
Who are you?! – (Blake) My name’s Blake.
– (heretic) The outsider. The Father! – Does that say “Judas”?
– (Blake) I’m not anybody’s father. I just–
– (heretic) Kill me! – Is it?
– (heretic) You have to kill me. – (testily) Okay!
– God. – You want to kill him?
– (heretic) Knoth is coming back. – I’m not doing it. – (heretic) Knoth is coming back. With Mary. He’ll hurt her
and I’ll talk. If you kill me, he won’t have
a reason to hurt her. – Okay, good.
One life to save. – Kill him, kill him, kill him.
– I can’t kill him! – We can kill. – The whole point of the game
is to not kill. – I don’t think we can kill him. I think we just have to move on.
– (heretic groaning) – All right, sorry, bud. – Oh, there’s a door over there. Let’s just go through there.
– How about here? – No, those are
the confession booths. (door opening) ♪ (ominous music) ♪ – No! No! No! Hide, hide, hide, hide.
(opening door) Jeez. – (woman sobbing) – Oh, that’s Mary.
– (Knoth) We found her, Josiah. Tryin’ to flee
‘mongst the Scalled. – Where is this tub?
– On that end. – (Knost) …unburdened
by an immaculate conscience. Answer your yokemate, honey.
He can’t see you. – You can zoom in.
– (Mary groaning) – Don’t accidentally exit the– – (gasping)
– Oh, they have her over there on the table.
They’re gonna sacrifice her. – (Josiah) Oh God,
Mary, I’m sorry. – (Mary whimpering)
– (Josiah) I didn’t want… – (Knoth) The outsider woman has
this world’s destruction in her womb! – I’m just now hearing
the Southern accents. – (Knoth) But Val and his apostates
stole away the unborn enemy. The fiend’s father is escaped. – I’m trying to understand this,
but I don’t get it. Are they talking about Lynn? Like, they’re saying “her.” – (Knoth) Where did Val take her?! – Oh, so where did Val take her?
Val– isn’t where he took her girlfriend or whatever?
– Yeah. – (Knoth) Make the woman scream. – (Mary) No!
(cranking rack) – I think they’re
stretching her right now. – Maybe he’s just torturing
this girl and she’s gonna– they’re gonna rip her in half. – (gasping)
– What are they doing to her? What are they cranking?
– (Mary) No!! – (gasping) It’s one of those stretching things. – (Knoth) Tell
Josiah to make it stop. – (Josiah moaning) Stop! – (Tom humming squeamishly)
– (Josiah) Oh God! Please! – Are we not supposed
to do anything? – Well, if I get out, I’ll die. – I want to know what
Val’s whole deal with this is. – That was the one that
we thought was a woman, right? – That was the woman
that licked us and took– – The super-pale one. – (Josiah) The mines.
Up the mountain. Val has her in the mine. – Oh, they’re talking about his wife? – Oh, in the mines. So we gotta go to the mines. – Wait, was this the girl
that we saw in the chain that was all cut up?
– Oh, that would make sense. I think so. – (Knoth) Thank you, Josiah,
that’s enough. – Should I be a hero?
(splitting head open with axe) Well, I can’t be a hero now. – Oh my god.
(splitting head open with axe) – Oh!
– (Josiah gurgling) – (Mary wailing) – Now they’re gonna kill her too. – Why are you screaming?
(cranking rack) – Oh! (gasping) Ow! – Yo, look at her joints.
They ripped apart. – Oh jeez. Oh, they stabbed her
in the chest. (in disgust) Oh!! – Okay, wait, have they left
because then we can get out. – Heck no, I am not leaving. – (Blake) The mines.
Where the [bleep] are the mines? – Okay, we gotta get to the mines.
– Yeah. – Okay, so we gotta go to the mines,
whatever that means. – You got it. (opening door)
– Now get out. (door shutting)
♪ (ominous music) ♪ – Oh jeez. Are you supposed to record it? Oh god!
– Oh, they did stretch her. – Ow! – All right, let’s go. (door handle rattling)
– Nope, all right. Looks like we’re
gonna have to go… – How are we gonna
get there before they do? That’s the real question
because, like, you know? – I know, but we’re faster.
– Are we? – I don’t think– – You don’t think
Papa Knoth can sprint? – (chuckling) – I’m terrified.
– (cultist) There! – Oh no! Did they find us? – Hey– oh. – We need to leave.
– (cultist) Hey! – Ummm… okay, yeah,
they’re behind us. Just keep on running. – I’m just running.
I heard voices. – Keep going straight. Oh my god!
No, no, no, no, no. – Oh, back the [bleep] up, family! – (gasping) Oh my god. Oh my god. (violent blow)
Oh! Run! Oh god. – Where do I go? Where do I go?
Where do I go? – Dude, just keep on going straight. There has to be something
that you can hide in. – Don’t use our bandages
because we’re probably gonna die. – Get through here, I think. – Barn door? Go, go, go, go, go. Come on! Why aren’t you going?! – There’s no way.
(violent blow) We’re done. – (Blake yelping)
(violent blow) (chain rattling)
(Blake groaning in pain) – Wow, we just died
through the door. It’s all right. – Oh my god!
– (Blake yelping) – Oh no!
(violent blow) – (Blake groaning in pain) – (hesitantly) God. – You have more of an eye for this.
– Okay. – Let’s go. Let’s go. – All right, make a–
– Yes, yes, yes. Let’s go. Let’s go. Let’s go. – Oh, I don’t know
if I’m gonna make this. – Go, go, go, go. – Can we go in now?
Yes. All right. (violent blow)
– Ah! Son of a bitch. – Go, go, go, go, go. – Uh, this way.
– Right. Go. Yeah, kick that shit–
– Go! Go, go, go, go, go. – Up the stairs.
– Ooh! – Come on! I don’t know
if I’m gonna make it. This is it. Who are you looking for? – (Blake yelping)
– Holy [bleep]. Do I have to jump?
– Yeah. – Son of a bitch. – Okay. AAH!! Oh my god. Thank god. Okay. – Jump, jump, jump.
(tapping keyboard) Jump!
– Yes, okay. ♪ (suspenseful music) ♪ – Yes!
– Woo-hoo-hoo! Yeah, buddy. Battery! Quick. Then I’ll do whatever
I need to do. Jump! – Oh sh– what’s
happening back there? – All right, we made it
away from those guys. – I’m so over this.
– No batteries. Nothing there. (grass rustling)
– Just follow the fence. – Oh, okay, I think
I’m just going around– – Oh, look, there’s a hole.
There’s a hole. Turn around. Right there.
– (gasping) Yay. – Nice.
– Crouch, C. – That’s the same thing
as jumping. – Maybe we gotta go in the building. – Oh!
– The bear. Go in the house.
– Mr. Snuggles. – Oh [bleep].
(camera whining) – Uh-oh, cribs. MTV cribs.
– Why? – There’s candles.
– Close the door. (overlapping speech)
Is there a deadbolt? (shutting door)
– Oh, yes! – Oh!
(camera zooming in) – Are they dead?
Oh, they are dead. – (faint singing)
– I am pretty sure they’re dead. Who’s singing? Oh, you. Oh, she’s probably rocking
a dead baby. – Okay, I need to go around
and get the bandages. – (woman) ♪ …wake up in heaven ♪ – Don’t– don’t– don’t turn around.
(shrilly) Don’t turn around! – She’s gonna know. (laughing) – Dude, she’s looking at me,
I swear to God. – Look, a door. Just go. Just go to the door.
– Okay, bye! – Get out the window.
– Okay, yeah. So we go out through there. – Oh no.
– Yes, this way. (window sliding) – (Blake grunting) – Uh, all right. Cornfields are always promising. – We’re back in the corn.
– Dude, I love corn. Jeez, all right, I’ll just keep
walking through the corn. – I’ll follow the moon
and hope it takes us somewhere. – (cultist) There he is!
(violent blow) – Oh my god!
No, no, no, no, no, no. Come on. – I’m gonna hit a dead end, watch. – Nah, there’s gotta be the mines.
– Oh! – All right. – Get your energy, man. – This is something.
Let’s go that way? – Hide in a bucket. – A bucket, a bucket, a bucket.
– Go in their house! – Okay. (door shutting)
– Now lock it. – Lock the door.
(sliding latch) – (cultist) Where did he go?!
– He’s not in here. – We should probably run.
The music’s getting intense. – Yeah, the music
is getting intense. – Gears and maneuvers.
There’s another lock. – A way to stop the wheel. – Uh… up here?
Yeah, let’s go up here. – Weren’t we just there?
– No, I think this is different. – Maybe this is
how we stop the wheel. – Yeah, there’s probably a switch.
– Oh. – You need to find a crank.
– “You must find a crank wheel.” – (groaning)
– Goddamn it! – Okay, so I don’t think
they’re chasing us then. – Yeah, they are.
– So they wouldn’t make us do that. – We need to find a crank wheel. – Oh my god! We need to find a lever
so we can crank the wheel. – This is annoying.
I’m so over this. – Where are we
supposed to find a lever? – You would think, you know,
if there’s something that needs a crank wheel,
it’d be by the crank wheel. – Um, where do we find a crank? – All right, maybe
there’s a crank inside we gotta find
and then bring it out. – I think we turn to the right.
Was there a way–? Oh, yeah.
– Oh. Okay. We can go through there,
but we’re not missing anything? Okay. – How did we miss this door before?
– I know. (camera whining)
– Oh, it’s right there. – Well, that was not that hard. But now there’s a catch. There’s something out there.
– Wait, a battery. – A lever! Okay, cool. Is that a battery?
– You found a lever? Oh, look, a battery.
♪ (ominous music) ♪ – (groaning) Thank God. – Oh, but you still
can’t pick up the flashlight. – Oh–
– And the bandages. We’re getting stocked up. – Oh, he’s trying
to get through there. – Ah!
– Hey, can I just– – No, not– terrible idea.
We’re gonna die. We’re gonna die.
– He’s just like (laughing). – (humming)
– This seems too easy. Something…
– Something’s gonna explode. – Something’s gonna happen. – Okay, cool! Yes. – We’re gonna run.
Oh, crank that. – Turn.
(crank wheel turning) (clattering noises) – You gotta– you gotta tap it. It’s like Cookie Clicker. – You know what?
Rae, you wanna–? You can take over.
All you, girl. – (Blake) That should do the trick.
– That should do the trick. – How are we
supposed to go after this? – So now what do we do?
– Go back in there. – Over there?
♪ (ominous music) ♪ – Oh my god!
– (cultist) Hey! – Wait!
– Oh my god! No, no, no. Go, go. No, no! Don’t go that way!
– We need to! No, because we can’t go back up. – Oh god, where am I?
– Go! Go! – It’s not letting me move!
– Go, go, go, go, go. – We’re all the way out.
– Where am I going? – You’re trapped.
(violent blow) – Oh shit.
– Oh, you’re trapped. You’re behind–
– (groaning) Wait, where
am I supposed to go? – You guys should–
– What are you doing?! GO!! – Where am I supposed to go?
– I don’t know! – This way, let’s go this way. Blake, if you could–
– You can’t go that way. – (cultist) Knowledge
unbearable to men! – Great. Great. – (Blake groaning)
– Fantastic. – (Blake yelping)
(violent blow) – Uggggh. Oh my god. – Go! Go! (chuckling nervously) No, no, wait!
– (Blake yelping) – We’re done. We’re done.
– (Blake groaning) – All right, now why is that fair? – I’m not good with instructions.
– (chuckling) – It stopped this stuff.
(camera whining) – (Blake) There’s gotta be
a way to stop the wheel. – Oh, because we need
to go through there. – Just gotta be ready to run.
– All right, all right, all right. – Okay, go, go, go, go, go. Go, go, go. Jump over this thing.
Oh, that’s really high. I’m gonna jump
from right here instead. – If we can get him to come outside…
– Yeah? – …without him hitting us,
and then trying to get in it. – All right, where is he?
Did he even come out? – Are they gonna come out?
– Oh, [inaudible]. – Maybe he’s not there. He’s not there. Go, go, go, go. Go, go, go, go.
♪ (ominous music) ♪ Go, go, go, go. Go! – Oh my god, okay. – That was easy.
– (cultist) Hey! – Oh, yeah, that was easy.
– [Bleep]. – Batteries.
Now we need to get out. – He’s coming. He’s coming.
– Oh, what?! – Go! – No, wait! – (cultist) Knowledge unbearable to man. – Oh jeez, he’s close. – I didn’t know
they called after you. – Yeah, you gotta go. – All right, jump. Yeah!
– Oh god. Okay. No, get up! – That’s a cow.
Oh, move over. – (cultist mumbling) – No! Wait. This way? – They let us go
down here for some reason. I don’t think that’s a good sign. – He said, “Don’t go down here.” I heard that, but why not? I kind of– this is the way
I’m gonna escape. – Ew.
– (Rae) Where are we supposed to go? – See all those cow carcass? Damn. Um, probably
through the open gate. – (raspy voice) How precious
to me are your thoughts. – Oh [bleep] this bitch. – Oh my god! It’s that lady! – Turn around and run! Hide! – Let her come here.
(camera whining) And then go around her.
– (raspy voice whispering inaudibly) – Is that her? Oh yep, that’s her. That’s her.
– Just run past her. – Go, go, go.
Just book it to the right. – (raspy voice whispering inaudibly) – She’s slow. She’s slow, so… – Aaah, screw you!
– Yeah, see? Boom. – Please don’t come out.
I swear to God! I swear to God! Please, please, please.
No, no, no, no. – Okaaaay. I don’t know
where to go. – Just keep going.
It’s a long way. – Wait!
– Oh god, okay. – Where do I crawl?
Where do I do something? – I’m cornered.
– No! No! Turn around! – Oh my god, where?! – There was a crease.
– Oh, bless! – Oh wait.
– Oh. – (chuckling) – She’s really bad at fences. Like, if she just
learned how to hop, I think she’d be…
– Crawl. – …a really good opponent. – Um…
– This way? – Wait, there’s a body.
– Turn around! That way! – Where?
– There. In there. – Oh. – Ugh.
(flies buzzing) – Yeah. Oh,
there’s an open door. – (laughter) – Now we probably need
to go in here. It’s like you follow
the [bleep] up shit. – Okay, don’t– all right. – Oh, there’s people.
– Yeah. – Didn’t even notice that. Probably should’ve noticed it. – (Blake) …should’ve
prayed for refrigeration. – Did he say “should’ve prayed
for refrigeration”? That’s a human hanging
from the– whatever. – Oh, no, no.
– All right, this way then. – I think there’s
something glowing in there. – Here?
– See the hook up there? – Okay.
– Oh, right there, entrance. – Aaah!
(chain rattling) (flies buzzing)
– Maybe? I don’t know why. Maybe he just really wants a hook. – Let’s take the hook. It’s mine. Call me Captain. – There’s that paper in there. Let’s try this door,
and then if it isn’t open, then we probably need
to go down there. ♪ (eerie music) ♪ – Let’s just see what’s down there. – Oh god, I don’t want to.
– Ugh! Oh, it’s fine. We’re just on a bunch of dead cows. – There’s a paper. – “Marta.” Wait,
can you turn on the– yeah. – “My avenging angel,
thou has betrayed Temple Gate. Has betrayed God.
Has betrayed me.” – “Look deep into the heart
of all you hate and make it violence to punish that festering
apostate pig [bleep].” (laughing) “Thou must suffer.”
– A way with words. – “All who joined Val must die
begging for the mercy you have purged from your heart. Let God be merciful,
you will be only wrath.” – Oh, this is not
“God forgives you.” – Okay, so is Marta
that crazy lady that’s chasing us? – Knoth and Val definitely
were together, I feel like. They were running the same cult,
and then they kind of just went their separate ways.
– Yeah, for sure. – We gotta go back to the fence. – We have a hook.
– Turn off the– (door slamming)
Oh shit. – Was that from that door? – All right, let’s just go back
to where we need– – You can hide
under the dead bodies. That is disgusting.
– Ugh! – Is this how we came in?
How did we come–? Oh, through this.
Now the doors were shut. That’s weird. – It’s probably outside
because, for some reason, that we can still go through here. – I have a feeling Marta’s coming. – (Marta) Spreader of lies.
– Oh no. [Bleep] you. – My god! Marta, please! ♪ (eerie music) ♪ I think that’s where we–
– Then go! – Okay.
– Go! No time to think about it! Just go! – Um… it’s gotta
be something over here. Maybe back where
we slid down, kinda? I think I was over here. – Wait, maybe…
– (Marta) Precious to me. – Yeah, wait. There’s a little thing
you can go down. – All right, so I’m gonna
have to keep running, sorry. – Oh my god! Please,
no, no, no, no, no, no. I just want to go this way.
Back this way. Please, please, please,
please, please! Go through. Go through.
Go through. – I have no idea where to go. Oh, the hook!
– Oh. – The hook!
– The hook. – (Marta) God give me voice. God guide my hand.
– Uh, we gotta crank something. We gotta crank something.
Right here. – There’s a chain
back there to pull. – Where was it?
– Where we entered, I think. – [Bleep], where is she?
– There. Is that it? Oh, right there.
– Uh-oh. Oh, there’s a chain.
– Got it, yeah. Go. Quickly, quickly. – Oh my god! Oh my god! Please, please, please…
– GO!! – …please, please,
please, please, please. – Quickly!
(chain rattling) – Go, go, go, go, go, go.
– AAAH!! – Crouch, crouch, crouch. – No!
– Oh! – Oh no!!!
– God, no! – We’re okay.
– (Blake grunting) – No, we’re not okay. – No, Marta!!
Get the [bleep] out! (overlapping speech) – Oh, thank God.
– We actually fought back. – Shut it on her face!
Get kicked to the face again. You’re gonna have a broken nose
by the end of this. – Oh man, second time. – Oh my god.
– Oh my god. It’s chill right now. We’re good. – To the mine. – (Blake) There’s the mine.
– Ugh, sick. – (Blake) Where
are the Heretics or…? – Yeah, that way. – (Blake) That’s where
they’ve got Lynn. – Probably gotta find
a different way. It’s too Rocky Balboa. – You know what? It’s fine.
(camera whining) – Yep, this is where
it wants us to go. – Why don’t we just take
the lantern with us? – You know, that’s a good–
– (Blake grunting) – Whoa, don’t step
on a cactus, Rae. – Oh, my bad. – (Blake grunting)
– Oh! Oh god, that scared me.
It was a cactus. – It’s just a cactus.
– Wow, why would they– what is the point of that? That’s just to be annoying. – Oh, probably up that way then. Oh, there’s way
too many crosses around here. – Some of these stairs in this area. Why do they gotta do that? – Open sesame! – What? Oh. Gotta hop up. – Oh!
– Yeah, there we go. Woo!
– Whoa! – Back in church. – Hey!
– (groaning) Oh! – It’s a flashback.
– Goddamn it. – (Blake) Wait. Wait.
– Every time. – (Blake) This is before
I found her hanging. – This is before
he found her hanging. – This way?
(door opening) Ooh, it’s dark. Are we sure you
can’t go that way? (door opening)
Oh, wait. – Either way, they’re both dark.
You just opened two freaking hallways to Hell. – Yeah, we’re just
gonna run through this. – Dive right into it.
– I’m gonna go in here. – (Blake panting)
(door creaking) – (man) Thank you, Blake.
– Blake? – “Thank you, Blake”?
Who’s saying that? – Is there something on the desk?
– Whoa, thank you, Blake. – Very, very generous. – Ah.
– (Blake) The hangman game. Like Lynn and Jess used to play. The other half of this
must be somewhere. Jessica would’ve left
the hangman somewhere– – Okay, I’m so confused by this. – Oh my god! There’s blood!
– Just take it. – We’re going. We’re going. – So did someone else write that? Maybe it wasn’t
her committing suicide. Someone probably killed her.
– Ooh. (lockers creaking)
– OH MY!! – AAH! NO!
– (moaning weakly) I hate this classroom. (lockers banging noisily) – I swear I just saw
something move. – That was a little black ghosty. Okay, we’re getting close
to the old game. There was a little black ghosty thing
in the last game, so… maybe she was part
of the experiment or something. – Okay. It’s way too quiet.
I don’t like that. All right, that’s
where we were before. Oh, open door.
– Oh great. Yep. – So there’s a projector
in that room. We gotta place this piece of paper
on that projector. – Oh.
♪ (eerie music) ♪ – Oh, and then move it? – Something’s gonna happen.
I don’t like this. – And you have to–
– So we need more than one? – No, no, you need–
I think you need to move it onto the screen.
– Oh. – Oh shoot.
– And then you line it up. – Oh shoot. – What’d it say?
– (Blake) The letters… they’re not lined up.
– Still? Oh, move it up? – Oh, I have to push it back.
– Push it forward, yeah. – I can’t really see that. – I think it’ll probably say
when it’s right. – You’re almost there.
– Oh! I don’t know if I want
to know what the words are. – (Blake) “Unforgivable.” – Ah, there we go.
– (Blake) Sounds about right. (camera whining)
– What does that mean? – Maybe Lynn killed Jessica.
– (gasping) – Because that’s
why the notes are being left. – I don’t know. – I think we need
to go back this way. – Hello? – Can we just leave?
– You know what sucks? He’s still hallucinating.
– Blake? I want to go. – Oh no.
– Oh my god! The hangman thing is gone.
– Hey, what? It is? – That’s where
the wall was, dude. – Wait, that door wasn’t there
before, I don’t think. – That’s an orb.
That’s a ghosty. – Just run?
– Yeah. Just go into it full force. – We’re gonna be back. Oh! – Quiet there, you. Whoa!
– Whoa! – Let me out. I want out.
I want out. I want out. There’s–
– Oh my god! – Go away, go away, go away.
– Go towards the exit! – Let me out.
– What am I supposed to do? – So scared! (gasping)
Where do you– – [Bleep]. Ignore it, ignore it.
(stammering) It’s just air. – Oh my god.
– I’m stuttering. I can’t do this. – Wasn’t Outlast I about a ghost
turned into us or something? – Can I not exit? It’s locked. – It’s locked now. Oh my god!
– OH!! – Now do I go back? – Oh, see, now
it’s getting all, like– – Oh, it’s tripping me out right now. – Run.
– (both shrieking) – Holy shit! – Oh my god.
– (both shrieking) – (whimpering loudly)
What the [bleep]?! – Oh sh–
– What? Now go to the right.
– Oh. There’s a new door. What? I just got rekt. – We haven’t gone in here. Oh [bleep].
– You’re [bleep]. – Oh, there we go.
– Gotta go up there. – Battery!
– Oh, yay. Because that’s important. – Oh, this. Oh, up there. – Oh, okay. – There we go.
(camera whining) – I don’t trust this. Remember those hands? – That was such
a good jumpscare, wow. – My heart’s still racing.
– (Blake) I’m back here. What the [bleep]?
– “What the [bleep]?” – Oh, this is where
we were before. (moist squelching noise)
– Oh, what’s the noise?! Again with the tongues. – What is going on? – Octopus man.
– (Blake screaming) – Whoa. – Oh, yep, we’re back.
– (Blake grunting) – Great. Cool. – Dude, what the hell?! – Looks like we
made it to the mines. Uh, this does not seem–
– It’s dangerous. – Hmmm.
– Oh. – There’s a tunnel.
– Crawl on the edge. I heard some weird voices. – (man moaning) – What’s that noise now? – I guess we’re getting
over to the railroad tracks. – (Blake) Oh, Christ.
It’s not that far. This isn’t so bad.
– Yeah, right. A rickety, old railroad. – Don’t look down, that’s bad. – All right, we’re not looking down. – And go over the other one. Oh, dude, this is
like my biggest fear. – (Blake) What in–?
(locusts buzzing) – What the hell are these?
– It’s the locust swarm. – Oh, these bugs.
– No, ignore it. Ignore it. Just go.
Just keep going. – Oh, this is the long one. – Uh, please stop.
(testily) Please stop! – Uh-oh.
– Keep going. Just keep going. Keep going.
Keep going, keep going, keep going. – Blake, keep on going. Please!
– (Blake yelping) – Oh my god.
He’s so stupid! – No!!
– Noooo, we fell. – We were so close to the mine.
– I’m so over this. – (man) Were they locusts
or were they not? – (man) Laird. – (mockingly) “Were they locusts
or were they not?” – (man) …shadow in the sky. – We’re being dragged,
I think, or something. – What’s that blue thing? See it?
– Yeah. – My camera.
– Oh, are they dragging us? Or like…?
– (man) I’m sorry, your grace. – (gasping) What the hell was that? – Is that Golem?
– What did he just shoot him with? – What is going on?
Why are we upside down? – It looks like a flaming arrow.
It just stuck that dude. – Oh, are we hanging?
We’re hanging upside down. – (dwarf) His suffering is done.
– He’s riding another dude! – Who is that dude?
That’s a troll, yeah. – (dwarf) Momentous times are upon us. – Oh yeah? – I’m scared.
(rustling noises) – Ooh, all right, we good.
– (Blake gasping) – My camera! I need it. – Maybe Val saves
all the demon spawns, and that’s his whole crew
because they’re all kind of weird and [bleep] up looking. – Now where do we go? We’re, like, in the middle
of the woods. – I’m assuming you’re
just gonna follow this creek. Oh, speed run. – Let’s just, honestly,
let’s just run for it. Ugh, oh, you
have to climb on that. – Great, we can’t even run for it.
– Can we? – You can do this. – Man, and they said
trapeze classes would never pay off. – It’s safe.
– All right, let’s go down. All right, I just
want to run out of here. (water splashing) ♪ (ominous music) ♪ – Oh sh–
– I think we gotta keep going. – OH MY GOD!!
– What is that? What is that? I just [bleep]. – Yo, what was that?
– Just do it. Just go. It’s fine. We’re good. (camera whining) – Do you crawl in that log? – Oh, there’s gonna be a tongue.
– I swear to god. – There’s gonna be a tongue.
There’s gonna be a tongue (thud)
– I knew it. Something’s gonna happen. (thud)
– My god! Stop playing. – It sketches me out
ten times more that we can’t see anything.
– I mean– – I know, we’re chewing
through battery, I feel. – Something’s going on.
– Oh, what are we recording? Ah.
– (Blake) Oh [bleep]. – God bless. Bless us. – “Sickness here.”
– (Blake) [Bleep]. – “God bless.”
– (Blake) There’s gotta be… some other way around.
– So, wait, sickness? What if it was that
one little monster thing that we saw. – That’s a dude’s hands,
severed hands, over on the left. Oh, there’s more hands, yeah. – (Blake) There’s gotta be
some other way around. – I’m assuming it’s this way. – No human being crawls like that. If I’m gonna see stuff
crawl up the walls and shit, I’m out. I’m dipping. – (Blake grunting) – Oh, it looks like
we’re not getting back up. – Rae, you’re really coming
into your own as a gamer. – Am I? Oh, hello. – Oh, and a note reader. – Ah, that’s–
– Lots and lots of reading. – “Welcome to this place
of spiritual healing. You are scared and you are sick.” – This is talking about
the sickness and stuff. – Syphilis or gonorrhea. All right. – All right, so this is where
they take everyone that has STDs and things. – “Stay true, stay obedient
to God and to Papa Knoth, and especially to his deacon, Laird.” – Uh, sweet!
– Who’s Laird? – They’re doing a great job here. – (outcast groaning) – Okay, they’re
actually sick, I think. What’s wrong with these guys? – I feel like we could beat
that guy up, not gonna lie. – Just walk past him.
He’s probably a nice man. – (outcast groaning)
– (outcast 2) He will descend… (violent blow)
– Oh shit! – Okay, yeah, let’s
not mess with those guys. – Where am I supposed to go? Oh my god!
– (outcast retching) – This is disgusting!
Who are you people? – (Blake yelping)
– Oh! – (gasping)
– Ugh! – Hi, I’ll be leaving. HO! Hello. Okay. – Thank you. Wait. Thanks.
– (outcast retching) – Oh my god. Everybody’s
just throwing up. – We’re gonna die. Oh my god! Dude!
– (overlapping speech) – We’re so dead. We’re so dead. – (outcast moaning)
– AAHHH! – Oh my god. Please, please,
please, please please. Please go away. – OH!!
(violent blow) – (outcast moaning)
– Jeez! – All right, just juke ’em.
Run around ’em. – Oh my god!
Why are they everywhere? Dude, where am
I supposed to go then? – You just got there.
– It’s recording. – What am I filming? Hey, guys.
– Filming something. (body slumping over)
– HO! – What happened? – Oh, there’s a little dude,
like a little midget riding on that guy’s shoulders.
– Dude, look at what he’s riding on. – It’s pretty bad ass. – You’re on Candid Camera!
– Why did that happen? – I don’t know. I don’t want
to stick around and find out, TBH. – This ties in somehow.
– Oh, looks like we gotta climb up. – (chuckling) Follow the blood. – The blood is the cue.
– (chuckling) Hey. – Just don’t fall. (chuckling) – (Blake yelping)
– (startled) Oh, hey! – Don’t fall or we’ll die. – (both) OH!! – Jeez! [Bleep],
well, there we go, Rae. – Follow the blood.
Oh my god! – [Bleep]!
– (gasping) Michelle! – Oh, wow, we fell
really gracefully, I gotta say. – Yeah. – At least there’s a nice campfire. – We fell. We didn’t die though. (flies buzzing) – I think the big guy’s down here,
so you’re probably gonna have to run. – Oh, right, the glasses.
– The glasses. – How are the glasses
not broken yet? That’s the real question.
– Oh jinkies. – I think there’s someone in there.
(camera whining) Oh. Oh, great.
We’re not going in there. – [Inaudible] vision. – (Blake yelping) [Bleep] me.
– HO! – (dwarf) We have found
the Scalled Christ. – He’s shooting
flaming arrows at us. I think we gotta go that way. – Are you serious? – Oh, you need to dodge
from those freaking arrows now. – What the hell? What the hell?
What the hell? Where do you want me to go? – You’re gonna
have to juke him out. You have to go straight
’cause he’s coming from that area,
so we have to go that way. – Easy to dodge. He’s gonna shoot you
if you stand still. Go. Yeah, easy, see? No! Through the brush.
Through the brush! Through the brush! The brush!
Through the brush! – What brush?
– There is– you’re running back and forth
through the brush right there. There you go. – Go, you got it. You got it.
Keep going, you got it. You got it.
– I have no idea where I’m running. This is like Blair Witch. – (Blake grunting) – Please, please,
please, please, please. Oh! Yes. Okay, come on,
come on, come on. Go through faster! ♪ (ominous music) ♪
– Oh great. Another hallucination. – Where am I?
– We’re in a locker. – Ho! – Now we’re in a locker at school. – You should probably heal. – Dude, what drugs is this guy on? (locker creaking) – (Jessica) This way, Blake.
– (Blake) Jess! (bell ringing) – (Blake) Come back!
– I guess we’re following her then. – School’s out. I don’t like the sound of children,
like, happy children, when I can’t see them. – Um, Jess? – I just realized we saw
a black shadow here. I don’t like this anymore. – Oh, is that an open door? There’s gotta
be something in here. – Whoa! – Is this Doom? – What the hell?
– What is this? “Father Pocari, I took Miss Gray
out of Phys. Ed. today to have a little talk with her. Father “Loutersilch” was telling me
he’s worried that she’s a touch more sensitive
than is good for her and I don’t doubt it. Poor girl. But anyways, Father Loutermilch
says he thinks it might not be a good idea
for Jessica to go on a field trip to the piano factory
and I tend to agree.” – “She seems like
a decent risk of a runaway.” – “Her father’s signature
on the permission slip is a little embarrassing
in what an obviously forgery it is. So I’ll need your say-so
to suspend permission. We’ll put her on
library study for the day.” Aw, they don’t want Jess
to go on the field trip. – They think she forged
her permission slip. – [Inaudible] out. (faint footsteps) – I feel like something’s
up this way. – Yeah. Oh, yep. (light flashing)
– Ooh! Okay.
– (Blake) [Bleep]. – Oh my god! Holy shit.
Holy shit. Oh my god. We’re recording.
– Oh no, wait. Turn around. Turn around.
– Wait, we’re recording this. What’s happening? – Oh, hey.
– (Jessica) Don’t go. – Follow her. Follow her. Go, go. – Chase her down. – Don’t go where? – To our right, right there.
She’s right there. ♪ (faint singing) ♪ – Oh god, no! Not the music. – (whimpering) My god,
these little nursery rhymes are freaking me out. – Sounds like there’s
a guy voice singing too. – Yeah, there’s two–
– There’s a piece of paper behind you. (paper rustling) – “Strang.” It’s
gonna say strang– there’s literally
two letters missing. It says “strangle.” – Maybe “strangle”?
– Oh, shit, you’re right. (camera whining) – Yeah, I was pretty good
at hangman back in the day. – Oh, we can’t even go in there.
– To the right. Yeah, just go. Leave. – Oh, they stopped singing. – Definitely the left, yeah. – ♪ Looking down in love ♪ ♪ So be careful… ♪
– Okay, we gotta go back up. – Oh, fun, let’s go up there.
– (Blake grunting) – (Jessica) He’s coming.
– Oh my god. Oh my god. Stop talking to me.
Don’t talk to me. – What?
– We’re back in the forest, yeah. – It’s weird how it
keeps cutting back and forth between those two.
It’s so disorienting. – Yeah, for sure.
– Oh, go back in the school. – Oh my god, no!
And we can’t go back in. These people are gonna get us sick.
– (Blake) No! Let go! [Bleep]!
– (moaning) Who are you? – Why is he on a fool’s back?
– Oh! – (Blake) Goddamn it.
– What is that? – It’s a tiny baby. – (dwarf) Oh, praise God–
– He’s the one shooting. Praise God.
– What the hell? – (dwarf) Forgive me, Lord.
– (Blake grunting) – (dwarf) But I have to be sure. (wincing) – They’re gonna try
and make me sick? – (dwarf) Open his mouth, Nick.
– They’re making us sick. – No, stop! Don’t put— no!
That is so gross. They’re getting us sick on purpose.
– (Blake gagging) – Are we gonna turn into
one of those weird things now? – (dwarf) He’s unmarked. He’s pure. He’s the Scalled Messiah!
– Oh, we are the Scalled Messiah. – Oh!
– Whoa! – No, stop, stop, stop!
– (Blake) [Bleep]! (Blake struggling) – (dwarf) He ain’t been
transubstantiated yet. He ain’t been reborn. – I think they’re
gonna try and help us. – (Blake screaming) – Or at least creepily
trying to help us. – Watch, he’s gonna be crucified. – (dwarf) First, we gotta
get him on that cross. – Oh, you called it. You called it. – They’re gonna crucify us.
– Yeah, I know. – All right, well.
– (dwarf) Let’s get on up that hill. – Apparently, if you’re pure,
you have to be crucified. – (dwarf) He will come born
on locusts’ wings, immaculate as a newborn. He will give us his gospel,
the sacred words of His teaching. – (queasily) Ooh. – (dwarf) He will be nailed
to a cross and die, and he will be buried.
– Oh. – (dwarf) But he will rise again.
– I’d rather not do that. – (dwarf) We will eat of that flesh
in holy communion and be healed of our physical–
– Oh my god. Let us go.
– He has arrows in his back. – Probably. – (dwarf) And we shall
inherit this broken earth. – It’s all right.
We’re gonna get out of this. It’s fine. We always get out.
– (Blake panting) – (dwarf) You see,
we prepared everything. It’s all ready for you. – (Blake) What?
– I don’t like you. – No, it’s cool. I’d rather not.
– (Blake) Don’t do this. Please. – (dwarf) Where is your gospel? You’re supposed
to have a gospel for us. – God says to not kill me. – (dwarf) To guide us in
our salvation after the end. – No, I don’t have a gospel.
I’m not your god. – (Blake) Gospel?
– (dwarf) The truth. Your guidance. – My guidance is don’t kill me. – (dwarf) Well, old Nick, I guess
we better put those nails in. – (Blake) Wait! Wait! Wait. – Oh. – (Blake screaming in agony)
– Ow, dude. – (Blake screaming) – (gasping loudly)
– Aaaaah! Oh my gosh. Please stop. – Dude, what the hell?
– (Blake screaming) – There’s always something
traumatizing that has to happen in Outlast– in the first one,
you lost your fingers. In Whistleblower,
you were hung upside down. – (dwarf) That wasn’t so bad, was it?
– (Blake groaning) – It seems pretty bad, I think. – (dwarf) What’s this?
– What’s what? – (dwarf) Nick, hand me that!
– Hand what? What’s happening? – (dwarf) Is that a camera? A record?
– A camera. – Oh. – Is he– he better
not fricking break it. – (dwarf) How could I not see it? A modern Christ would use
a camera, not a book. – Oh my goodness.
– Yeah! (laughing) – (dwarf) This is our gospel.
– Oh, give me back my camera. – (dwarf) This is our gospel. – Oh, so they still think
that I’m Christ or whatever. – (dwarf) I must study His lessons. – I feel like these guys
are gonna get killed somehow. – Yeah, yeah, same.
– Maybe Val. – Val’s gonna pop out
or something, yeah. – Just give me my camera back
and let me go. – (dwarf) Put the other nail in
and hang him up. – Oh, no. Blake, come up
with something to say to them. – (Blake) No! No! – We always– you always lose
the camera in the game, and then you have to get–
everything just comes to a halt because you gotta
go get your camera first, and then you gotta
go resume the rest of it. – Ugh!
– Damn. – (Blake groaning)
– Not about nails, dude. – Oh, [inaudible] hung. – What if this is just how it ends? It’s like that was it.
That’s all you get. You were sacrificed. – Ugh! – How am I gonna
get out of this one? – Thank you for watching us
play Outlast II on the React channel. – If you liked this video,
give us a thumbs up. – Have a theory about
what’s gonna happen next? Let us know in the comments. – Peace out, everybody. – Derek here, one
of the React channel producers. We have so much
more Outlast for you because they gotta just keep
going further down into the seven circles
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A long time ago Exactly 43 000 minutes ago last month I did quick overview of STALKER Lost Alpha At end of video I said: But if you would like to see me play it Just write in comments “Boris please more alpha blin” Naturally there was more comments and supporters of this idea Than there is swearwords in Russian language Nu pizdec So here I am, my friends Back with some more cheeki breeki So let’s continue at the place where we left off last time I will leave link in description to previous video So you can see small overview and introduction of the game But let’s start off this video With the longest loading screen ever made blyat! Literally 10 minutes later Maybe the key to playing this game is to never load That is like the perfect motivation to never die in this game You want to play for 5 minutes and load for 10? [blin] no, blin You will learn the ways of the sneaky breeki Or end up like that guy So before I started playing this Lost Alpha for first time People told me: Boris! There is no cheeki breeki in this game But as you saw in previous video – yes there [blin]ing is The bandits, they still scream “cheeki breeki i v damke” So do not worry You do get the full STALKER experience every time you play this game And yes the game is still as difficult as shooting Makarov pistol with eyes closed At target that is 5 km away and moving Some more things you should know about this game If you have not played it Compared to original Shadow of Chernobyl, there is a lot more forest and grass here And this will take down performance of your computer Even if you are running GTX980 as I am right now I mean my computer, it is not bad. But this [blin] is running at 30 maybe 25 FPS right now Is crazy [blin] But man, the game is good Bullets in this game, they have to be equipped Deceptive red barrels of destruction do not explode when you shoot at them And as much as I have played this game and what I have heard of people say Many of the new missions that have been added, they most of all feel like fetch quests You just run for long distance Get some artifact or some PDA and then run the [blin] back Or what do I know, maybe developers wanted it to be like this You run to save Mr. Fox And seconds later find yourself stuck in a game bug Some loading screens later Okay seriously what is up with this helicopter? Yes yes you come closer I can see your western spy squat from here Heels to ground, cyka! Well someone forgot their morning vodka Is best cure for radiation poisoning And also for a rough Monday morning Okay sorry, I got carried away As I said before, you go to save Mr. Fox Oh and what do you know. My objective is to go back to Sidorovich again Okay okay maybe there is some logic behind this madness Running around repetitively gives you best opportunity to admire the scenery And of course do the side missions that Sidorovich The greedy [blin]ing cruel overlord will assign you to do, like right now Nu pizdec! You know there is like 50% chance that original game developers decided that the zombies were actually really [blin]ing fast runners Instead of those braindead *uhhh* guys that were in Shadow of Chernobyl Okay [blin] this sea of anomalies, I’m going inside As the Boris enters the room, he is greeted by a hatch Some boxes. And Vasya! Blin! This is why I have not been heard from you so long Oy blin I heard you move back with your mama but this is not normal, man Barrels, a [blin]ing dungeon. You didn’t even eat your food, man Mmmm…. Still tastes good As the slav superstar slowly climb down ladder, he is greeted by Nothing at all Okay guys I think it is about time for small fairytale Once upon a time in 2001 A group of developers announced that they are going to make a game About Chernobyl A shooter game with very deep storyline And a hint of mystery Originally to be released in 2003 This game, sadly was postponed many times Until 2 years later, in 2003 When a pre-alpha version emerged and every slav gamer’s eyes Opened wide for world of gaming I mean this was pre-alpha version, so… Opa! Zombies Wait hold on Am I shooting rubber bullets again? Oy Sidorovich now you will pay Well, the good news is that the zombies are as slow as usual The bad news is that the story is not over yet So pretty much, the original developers of this game They ran into some trouble with trying to develop this game all by themselves The physics, the atmosphere, the X-Ray engine that runs this whole game The weather simulation, the artificial intelligence Blin, I see why they were having trouble Opa! Toilets Okay let’s take very small break from storytime I need to put this game to the ultimate test Of toilet destructibility Did the developers get it right? Okay maybe they were too busy emulating zombie sounds Developer Alexei was like: Hey man, should we make the toilets destructible? And Maxim said: *Hnnnnngh* Yes yes but toilet destructibility, what should we… *hnnnnngh* And that was the end of that conversation Man, they really nailed the atmosphere in this game I mean I suggest you watch this video on fullscreen at night It’s really good Or just download the [blin]ing thing. It’s free to play anyway Aah smell that fresh Chernobyl air Smells like low-quality internet memes So my story, it continue In 2005… Okay calm down, it’s almost over So in 2005 a company called THQ showed their deep interest of this STALKER game And with their help – I’m sure it was mostly financial Two years later, in 2007 – finally Shadow of Chernobyl was born But the iron fist of THQ forced the final product to be something significantly different From that of which was originally planned So a lot of things were changed. Many missions were taken out The environment is completely different And many visual components had to be taken out to actually make the game work On their custom-made engine. At reasonable framerates And as it turns out some hardcore fans of the original game came together And got hold of the content that was scrapped along the 6 years of development And guess what – Lost Alpha was born And they lived happily ever after. The end! Man, every time I start playing Lost Alpha, I feel like there is sense of mystery to this game I mean Shadow of Chernobyl is polished and shelf-ready But this… This is a modification. This is the original, scrapped content included This is like a raw, unfiltered feed from straight the developer’s brain And that’s why I love this game, my friends It might feel very raw at some points But it is definitely as real as it gets The edges of this game – they are not just rough But they are as dented and beaten As a Russian Lada after a good day of Moscow traffic So enjoy, my friends. Enjoy this series of videos Opa! Sidorovich! First of all, blyat! Why the [blin] you give me rubber bullets? I almost got eaten Second of all… You got some… You got some batteries here? Hey gopnik. Gopnik slow down! There is nobody here Who the blin you shooting at? Well, [blin] I was hoping for bullets but guitar – even better Now I can do my own fireside picnic with shashlik and mayo… Oh you actually cannot play it Blyat The visual effects they look very gorgeous But if they put the equal amount of effort… CYKA! If they put equal amount time and effort into making this game run at 60 FPS And not [blin]ing crash Then it would have been the perfect game I mean the game is also already very good Especially if you know the backstory of this whole Chernobyl exclusion zone And the books and the movies this game is based on I mean STALKER is not just about collecting weapons and shooting down mutants It is also about telling the story throughout the atmosphere of the… I really do not feel like loading for 10 minutes again Man [blin] this, I’m making some buterbrod End of month is nothing to be ashamed of Mister Freddy Mercury I come to you for assistance You said you needed some help with some… Some kurwa bandits stealing your kompot Man, look at that scenery [blin], I could just stand here for hours If only I did not have to kill these bandits Maybe there would have been a more peaceful way Maybe we could have just gotten along Hah! Or maybe not! Return Mr. Mercury’s kompot at once! Blin! Does everyone play the guitar here? Or did I just stumble across a three man army of campfire singers And no kompot Blin it feels so good to finally play this game It feels like home Oh there is the kompot-stealing bastard I think it is time I introduce him To my little friend, Mr. Knife Three little bandits on the bridge Two of them are dead and one is a snitch Oh. O pizdec! Opa! Haha! Time to load again Blin I didn’t know knives didn’t work that way You dead yet? Blin. Wasting bullets on some sniper Might as well use grenade next time maybe What’s this [blin] now? Oh is neighbor Vadim drunk again Oy blyat! I told you stop smoking in hallway! Now friends, this part of map is called “Garbage” It is called garbage because there is garbage here And this place is as radioactive as smoking a stick of plutonium On a hot summer day But no problem, my friends. There is simple solution for this Oy blyat! Eeeey bratan! Tell me please. Do you have more vodka? BLYAT You also with guitar band Need to report this to authorities Hello Mercury man I took care of kompot-stealing sniper for you He not take your stuff any more Blin am I sober already? How long was that conversation? Opa! Tunnel Better get ready to receive some Boris Man, this place looks good Maybe I can move in here Maybe can start some indoor shashlik grilling I mean the postapocalyptic Chernobyl fire hazard rules are a joke anyway Am I seeing a hotel room? Ooooh… Vot zaebis! Okay, friends I will end this episode for now Let’s continue next time with exploring this long tunnel And this nice hotel room blin Okay check back again next time For more Lost Alpha But until then, my friends Stay cheeki breeki!
CS:GO’s history features some of the
most scandalous and quite frankly hilarious moments across the gaming
world and this is a tribute to some of the game’s most ridiculous shocking and
intriguing past. Considered one of the biggest controversies at the time, Fnatic’s infamous Overpass boost is
still debated to this day. Whether you think the boost was an amazing play that
was engineered by the great CS:GO minds at Fnatic or whether you think the
boost was completely illegal and unnecessary, you have to admit it made
for a memorable Major. Down 13-3 after the first 16
rounds, Fnatic finally made their three-man booth works as olofmeister
secured two quick kills on the unsuspecting LDLC. Fnatic would continue
to use and abuse the boost round after round for the rest of the game and it
would eventually win them that map over LDLC. The big issue with this boost was
actually that when using the boost, some textures would become invisible and that
was what was against tournament rules. “They realized by getting from social
media, that there is a texture bug. So a texture transparency from that spot where
you can see almost down to the T-spawn, you can see what’s called tunnel and in the
rules that is not allowed.” After a series of back-and-forth between the teams and
the admins, it was eventually ruled that the entire map would be replayed. After
the final decision, however, Fnatic forfeited that match and LDLC would go
on to win their first Major championship. Although it’s impossible to know exactly when this lobby raider first appeared in
the private lobbies of professional CS:GO players and tournaments around the world,
what we do know is the incredible amount of craze this raider generated across the
CS:GO community. Appearing in the private lobbies of even Valve sponsored events
such as ESL One: Katowice 2015 and ESL One: Cologne 2015, this Raider gained
notoriety within the community at a rapid pace. (Casting) In no time, this chiken had a booming social media following and so many fake accounts
imitating him that it would become almost impossible to keep track of the
real one. This lobby raider gained so much popularity so fast
that he even held an AMA with almost 500 comments and over 1600 upvotes. There are
several theories about the identity of this anonymous lobby raider, with the
most popular being that this is a character creation of the Youtuber
Failu, especially considering his video contribution to the chiken craze. But I
guess there’s no real way to tell for sure. Like all things, however, this
character/meme would eventually fade into obscurity, but we’ll never forget
that time when no one was safe from the chiken. Valve’s Christmas gift to the CS:GO community, the R8 update. The R8 update was, at the time,
probably the most game breaking update in the history of CS:GO. Not only was the
R8 the most powerful pistol on release, it was hands down the most powerful gun
in the game. Although there were so many things wrong about the R8 on release, the
damage model was hands-down the most broken. The gun had an extremely high
base damage of 115 which meant you could kill an enemy with one shot to the chest. But not only that it came with a million bugs. Not only could you waste
ammo during freeze time, you could hold both the left and right mouse buttons to
get the accuracy of a channeled mouse one, but the speed of a mouse two shot. Not only
that, players could defuse the bomb and right-click opponents at the exact same
time. Needless to say, the community
was outraged and tournament organizers such as ESL refused to play on the new
update. With the entire wrath of the community at its doors, Valve nerfed the
R8 in a blog post entitled damage control. The nerfs were significant enough
that less and less players began using the R8 over time, and although the R8 is
hardly ever used now, there was a point in time when the R8 outdid every other
gun. The infamous Train bug, aka the bird boost. In December of 2014, Train was reintroduced to CS:GO and it came with a complete facelift. This
was significant because it was the first time in the game’s history where a map
that was already in the game would receive a complete overall signaling
more of that to come in the future. Building the map from the ground up, the
new de_train was stunningly beautiful, but valve included a critical mistake. It
would only take a couple of hours before the community would learn of the bird boost.
With all the changes that Valve had made to the map, a new addition was the spawning
of pigeons every couple of rounds down by ivy. The big issue was that these
pigeons had hit boxes that players could use to jump on top of and then enter
the map with. The game breaking part of this bug, was that, if used properly, it
would allow clear vision down into the A bomb site for the player outside of
the map, giving them an extreme unfair advantage. The bird boost was not
long-lived however as Valve quickly got rid of the bug and set up this mural in
memory of this hilarious moment Considered the worst tournament ever held in the history of
CS:GO, 2015’s Gaming Paradise was anything but. To start things off, the tournament
itself began with a 12 hour delay in which the tournament organizers explained the
delay was due to a road driver who allegedly went missing with the
computers needed to run the tournament. Replacement computers were eventually
brought in, but they apparently were not up to par and would drop frames and net
less than 100 frames per second in smokes. It gets worse. Police eventually arrived
at the players’ hotels and confiscated their passports because, as it turns out,
the organizers had not paid for those hotel rooms. The passports were later returned
to the players once the police were able to confirm that the rooms were in fact
booked by the organizers and not the players or teams. The story continues with the tournament organizers
eventually drafting up a new contract that stated that the players would be
receiving their prize money by completing their games. But to no one’s
surprise G2, who acquired the Kinguin lineup that won the tournament,
released a statement later that year which made it clear that the team was
not to receive any of the money that they were promised. A fittingly
horrendous end to a terrible tournament. “And we found this new site called CS:GO lotto.” For better or
worse CS:GO and the gambling market has been in an intricate love affair since skins
were first released in the arms deal update back in 2013.
Many would even say that weapon skins are the reason why the game is so
popular. Although it can be said that the gambling scandals first began with
former CS:GO player and now popular streamer Mohamad “m0E” Assad versus
CS:GO diamonds, the gambling scandals actually really exploded when a Youtuber by the
name of Honour the Call made a video providing evidence that popular Call of
Duty Youtubers TmarTn and ProSyndicate have promoted and gambled on CS:GO lotto
without disclosing the fact that they were owners of that website. Through this
story, several other notable streamers and prominent personalities were dragged into the forefront and the community began to
seriously consider the legitimacy and morality of such websites. Valve’s response came in July, when it released an announcement stating that
they had no business relationships with any of the gambling websites and that it
would send out notices to cease operations. Valve followed through shortly
after, with said letter and the letter requested the immediate cease and desist
of a long list of popular gambling websites such as CS:GO Lotto, CS:GO Wild,
CS:GO Diamonds, and most notably CS:GO lounge. The gambling crackdown had
some stating that this was the end of CS:GO’s competitive scene and viewership,
but the CS:GO community held strong and were able to set new viewership records
during the ELEAGUE Major. “l I don’t even care, we’re all on adderall. Like I don’t even give a f–k.” CS:GO’s doping scandal exploded mid
2015, when former Cloud9 member Semphis admitted that he and the entire
C9 lineup at ESL One Katowice were on adderall. These remarks sparked a world
of controversy about the use of drugs in esports and ESL responded quickly,
teaming up with the NADA to run their first anti PED drug test for
ESL One: Cologne of that year. When Cologne ended, ESL released an article
detailing the immense success of the event along with news that the random PED testing held during the event came back negative, successfully putting an end to the biggest drug scandal in CS:GO history. Near the end of 2014, a German pro player
SMN was first caught cheating through the ESEA client. Valve and ESEA then
quickly worked together to help update the Valve anti-cheat system and it was able
to detect and ban SMN of Team Alternate Sf of Epsilon and most notably
Titan’s very own KQLY. (Casting) KQLY soon after the VAC ban came clean, stating that he had in fact used the cheat for a week. Following these VAC bans came an
extreme witch hunt. “I know that a couple of my teammates are convinced that…they think they cheat.” The man most affected by this witch hunt was flusha of Fnatic.
As several videos accusing the Swede of cheating became more and more popular
over the Internet. flusha defended his stance stating that he had never
cheated and that he will never cheat explaining that his unique playstyle and
tendency to lift his mouse a lot more than other pros as some of the
explanations for the community suspicions. Although the witch hunt would die down
eventually as time past, speculations and suspicions of pro players cheating still
continue to this day. A mistake that would change the lives of all the members involved, the iBUYPOWER
match-fixing scandal is probably the biggest esports scandal of all time. On
August 20th of 2014, two North American teams iBUYPOWER
and NetcodeGuides.com were set to face off in an online match for the fifth
season of CEVO’s professional league. iBUYPOWER were heavily favored in this
matchup, but were blown out 4-16. When the match ended there was some
speculation that the match was thrown by iBUYPOWER, but it was quickly brushed
aside as just rumors. The story then later resurfaced when veteran
esports journalist Richard Lewis brought to light new evidence in January of 2015. The new evidence provided by Richard Lewis was incriminating text
messages by Derek “dboorN” Boorn to his former girlfriend. The text explicitly
said that quote they really did throw that match and I bet for them on
alternate accounts end quote. The rest is as they say history, as Valve put their
foot down on the people involved through a blog post entitled integrity and fair
play in January of 2015. Although at the time the bans were indefinite, Valve in
their 2016 blog post entitled “A follow-up on integrity and fair play”
confirmed that the bans would be in fact permanent. Looking at the topic as a whole, we have to trace it back to Canada’s own Northern Arena where IMT’s HEN1 was found not wearing his headphones for the first two rounds of
their final map against Cloud9. This event sparked a slew of controversy
around the importance of headgear regulation and competitive play. Fast
forward about a month or so and sean gares tweets out the following Tweet.
quote there needs to be rules on hazard events without booths. You should never be
able to see a player’s ear end quote. This tweet stirred up a relevant
conversation about whether hats or headgear in some way reduce the
effectiveness of noise canceling headphones on the players heads. Although
no firm conclusion could be made about whether headgear was in fact obtrusive
to the noise canceling headphones or whether pro players could use that to an
advantage, the fact that the topic itself was generating unnecessary controversy
around fair play became an issue. The response was swift as ESL made an
official rule ahead of its pro league finals that headgear such as beanies would
not be allowed to be worn. This trend continued on to the recent ELEAGUE
Major qualifiers and even the ELEAGUE Major itself and it will most likely
continue on for the foreseeable future. And that’s the list. Please let us know
in the comments below if you felt like we might have missed anything and
make sure to hit that like button and subscribe for more CS:GO content.
Red ants Unite we have been training for this for three years We will kill all the purple ants TO BATTLE Well that didn’t go,well did it Hey, what’s going on guys Ssundee here and welcome back To itch.io There’s you remember this I’ve done this two other times. I hop on this website. There’s as you can see here eighty-three Thousand results of games we’re gonna scroll through a bunch of these new games Find some good ones and play a few these and I already found one of these games it is sick We’re gonna play it at the end of this video. It is actually pretty fun. I have to beat the game I have yet to beat it. I have to beat we we will beat that game but first let’s look around Let’s scroll through this Let’s find a good game and while we’re looking again dudes if you still enjoy this random series from time to time Show me some love hit the like button down below us get to eighteen likes Also hit the subscribe button, and I yes, okay, let’s go what the Freak is this? Some FPS. 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I will get a strike here We go Russell if this takes me forever making awesome montage if not Second attempt and we got ourselves a strike What happens if I throw it straight up in the air hold onhold on those straight up in the air It goes straight backwards on a hook ooh Is it gonna hit I Almost hit a carpet bomb that is sick, I mean Bullinf you ladies and gentlemen games of 2017 done right let’s go to the next game Yeet on my feet a game about our friend Yukon made in 1.5 hours I’m not playing that one you are What is a Yeet on my feet let’s keep going Anything else barrel ramp? Oh, this is to put two players one keyboard hold on I Could play against Madeline in this yeah,hold on Let me make sure this is a good game really quick, and then I’ll go get Madeline. We’re gonna do a 1v1 I mean this looks pretty sick barrel rampage. Just got nice 3d, okay, let’s do play How to play you must destroy more barrels than your enemy to win can you take him out of your way, okay? We got a bunch of controls. Okay press base to continue round one. Yeah, this looks sick Okay, hold on. Let me press W. A s and D Okay, so I control the the the blue car I? Have points player one zero, and it said destroy barrels shoot Yeah So don’t run into him no. Let me figure this out. This is sick I’m gonna do a 1v1 versus battle into this. We’re gonna do like maybe the best of three I don’t know. Let’s do this alright Madeline you ready I Guess so we’re playing barrel rampage whoever destroys the most barrels wins and is the best doesn’t have to cook dinner oh? You can do that too, okay, so what this is How to play you must destroy more barrels than your enemy to win you can take him out okay? You’re him out of your way, so Player one these are my controls right player two those are your controls you got it. Okay? You’re good Yeah, okay, okay, okay, okay? So we’re gonna do the best of three whoever kills the most barrels wins I’ve had a list through the space to continue Okay, here we go okay Loading whoever kills the most barrels wins okay, so I’m on the left. You’re on the right. I’m blue. You’re red. Okay. We’re good That’s my parrot How do you already have two you don’t even know how to play this game? Okay, so if you look top center, that’s all this time we have left I have one point you have two okay any more barrels any more bales any more I Have five tier two overs were down here Seven to your 2 turn around and we try to snipe you So I had like seven – you’re joking okay new round new round we got to do this We’re doing the best of three through the best of three. Okay, got it No, I can’t Just Oh wait that didn’t give me a point Madeleine get your butt back here get your butt back here Okay got it okay. I met I met you. It’s two to do. Did you go this way? I don’t know what I’m doing three two – okay here. We go, okay Any more barrels any more barrels go look barrel a barrel Alright, let’s restart this round. It’s the final round best of three hold on final round Madeleine. You’re you’re gonna lose Let’s do this bring it your freak why am I always afraid here, we go redwood. I’m blue. You’re red, okay Okay, all the barrels all the barrels will be mine don’t get mad pharaoh Help you see under the Eiffel ah kill keep battling, don’t you okay? Okay 2 2 1 2 2 1 17 seconds left. I got this I got this. Where are the barrels There’s bears down here. I know there’s bears down here I’m gonna snipe you Get the barrels no no Madeleine don’t you kill me? It’s 5 to 1 5 to 1, okay, I need all the barrels You have five save you five to – photo – nutter. Oh Madeleine stop. It stop it stop it No, no, okay. I got it. No you got it That was so close You know what that means Madeline I went you have to cook for three years So take out Well whoever wins this night batter wins Oh? Everyone’s just sniper battle winds backwards !!!!!!! Hi, Madeline, I win what’s new all right, I got more games to play Gert girl no girls lap no girlfriend Cooties Yeah, so I think what I’m gonna do now since that last game took a lot longer than I thought We’re just gonna go to the last game, which I already found it played a little bit off But I just can’t frickin beat it okay hold let me go back to the top I’ll go back to the top wants to a search this game is called command ant Conquer right here, this is so sick command & Conquer right here hold on. We’ve done, though I already downloaded a hold on let me see which one. I’m supposed to play yeah. This is the game right here Okay command & Conquer It looks really it looks really like the graphics are Carolyn. This is a really fun game hold on Let me show you what this is about so this is the game what this happened to be the red team right okay? Let’s load in here we go This is actually really fun. So it’s the first so I’m in the bottom left right here I’m the red team you see this and there’s three other teams pink orange and purple as you can see here I’m controlling the center and of those red five That is the queen ant my job is to? Control the small ants like I’m gonna control these red ants to the center they’re gonna grab those dead little nothing eise and then bring them back to my Colony over there as you can see I have 4 out of 200, right My goal is to whoever gets to 200 points first wins but here’s the deal I can use my green ant go over to my my home and Lay eggs and now I am growing or up Repopulating more ant look at the purple look how many ants there are for the purple look at this now I just I just made two or four more ants for more ads that I can control these four to go up here To get even more and you just keep growing your colony growing your colony, but check this out What’s this odor grab all of my ads? I’m gonna grab all of my ants, right? Let’s go attack the purple team We’re killing all of the purple ants With this zipped out all of the purple side now check this out, I can use these my red ants look at this We’ll get that right out right there. He just stole one of the purple eggs So that’s the goal of this cave Run around you get a bunch of the seeds the nuts whatever you want to call them and build a massive Colony the first to 200 points wins but every time you make an egg watch this watch this whenever I make an egg It uses two of my points so It’s like oh no pigs company pitch coming. I don’t have enough. Eye So let’s do this what I’m gonna. Do I’m gonna build a massive colony every time they throw seeds in there I’m making more ants let’s do this. Okay as soon as I get four I’m gonna go up to the top left farm Okay, we have two Let’s send two up. Okay. We have three four okay We have four let’s go up here So now we have four ants going top left for ants going towards the center here We go and I’m just gonna keep making more ants the longer I set my queen ant here the more ants I make and we’re soon gonna go on the offensive and start attacking look at this Look how many eggs I have down there. Okay, okay? Let’s bring these ants to the center What’s this active purple attack the purple take them out? We just took out the purple, okay, let’s go to the center grab all those grab all those Look how many seats I have coming back. I currently have how many 4037 we’re just gonna spam more ants here we go my colony is growing so much Okay, okay what I’m gonna. Do I’m gonna take some ants over here take some ants over here Let’s take out the pink take out the pink Take him out take them out come on full-on attack okay now get all the seeds We are destroying right now Okay, okay, pink is making a move pink is making a move. I’m gonna make more Oh pink and purple or pink and uh hot pink pick it hot pink or on each other and Burt will flank it from the back Okay Let’s go get all of these seats in the center there. We go. We just got all the seeds in the center Okay, what is purple doing Purple’s making moves Purple’s making moves? I don’t like this. Okay, okay? Pigs make your moves put top okay take out pink take out pink Yes, okay. We just took out hot pink now. It looks like purple is gonna make a move towards us I don’t know. Let’s make more babies make more babies purple and pink Okay, okay, okay? We’re good. We’re good make more babies make more babies okay Purple’s Purple’s coming from the backside okay kill all purple now. Here’s what I’m gonna Do I’m gonna go off this hot pink I’m gonna take all of hot pinks babies Give me your babies We just took five of their children Okay, let’s go up here. Let’s grab all of these seats grab all the seats there we go Purple is making always purple gonna attack me Purple’s attacking me we gotta win this come on take about red Would you eat it It’s mass-murder Purple, but hot pink is growing I need to grow up my farm now Okay, I needed to send these four guys to go to the center to grab these seeds There we go So I have three going to the old Oh hot Pink’s making moves hot Pink’s making moves run retreat retreat retreat We could do this everybody come to me Hot feet now purple purple is converging Purple’s converging Okay, let’s go purple We took out purple there we go, okay Let’s let’s make some more babies. Let’s make some more babies We have 84 points hot pink has five points pink has 27 purple has 40. Okay. Let’s make a bunch of babies Let’s make a bunch of babies. Let’s go up here. Let’s set out some runners to get some seeds here we go Let’s take out hot baby. Let’s take out some a hot pink We’re taking a hot pink Yes, okay, we’re taking a hot pink let’s grab the seeds, so let’s go back Okay, okay. Here we got this we got this let’s go on our let’s go on our ant Island. Let’s build up a farm Let’s build up a farm. I have some runners going to the left farm. Let’s go to the center farm now I have a good army coming up to the center now grab all the seeds grab all the seeds now come back to the base I Need to make babies Here we go We have the most points so far We have runners going everywhere. Oh, no it looks like hot pink is making moves Oh look at the top right purple and pink are going oh Hot pink is making moves come on take out hot pink Here we go Hot pink don’t mess with me Okay, I’m gonna make some babies make some babies Let’s take this army down to purple. We are gonna take all of Purple’s babies. Give me all your babies. They are all mine Here we go take all the babies kill all the purple people We are running rampant right now We have a hundred and six supply Look at our army Let’s go back down to purple. Let’s take all of Purple’s babies Purple all of your babies belong to me Okay, over here on the right hand side look at all these seeds. We’re gonna take all of these seeds Yes, okay that that farm is gone look at this Center. I have all pink hot pink is forming hot pink is forming We have to take down the hot pink army No, okay, it gets converge. You got hot pink pink is converging on hot pink come hoppy or pink. Okay, okay? Let’s go to the center grab this We’re at a hundred and sixty points Hot pink is making moves. Hot pink is making moves opaque is making moves. Okay? We have to go kill pink Come on kill big take out pink. Yes. We took out pink okay? We’re at a hundred and seventy-one points. We need 30 more seeds Okay, I might need to make more baby stone Hold on. We’re 179 180 180 720 190 Can we win our first game ever? 195 one daddy said what did he? There we go we won our first game of command & Conquer That is what I’m talking about but Anyways dudes for now I’m gonna end this here if you guys have enjoyed of course hit the like blood sample if you want me To play this ant game again. Let me know I hate to like my da this game. It’s fun Maybe I could play with some friends like I can get Madeline in here and some other people. I don’t know Anyways, hope you guys have enjoyed hit the subscribe button. We’ll see you dudes next time this was fun
I need to Grian-proof. Now don’t get me wrong. I really like him. He’s a fantastic guy He’s a good friend of mine, but good grief. I need to protect my builds from him sometimes Okay, flicking levers that you shouldn’t be flicking, stealing gunpowder that you shouldn’t be stealing. We need to create some form of Grian proof structure. Which is exactly what I’ve done. I have created… I have cr– [laughing] oh god its a monstrosity It literally looks like a clickbait pro minecrafter house like how to get rich in minecraft,
this would be the thumbnail So I’ve created a building that is essentially
kryptonite for Grian. All of the things featured inside this structure here are things that Grian is…
is going to have some trouble with. I was watching a video of his that he made a few years ago about blocks that you shouldn’t use
when building and… yep All of these were things that he mentioned. He can’t help flick every lever in sight so this is going to take him a good amount of time and there’s a bunch of other quizzes and other things on the inside of here that are just gonna cause him some grief For example, I’ve got redstone based quizzes where he has to answer questions about redstone. to be able to move on to the next level. If he gets them wrong then he dies. I mean, I imagine there’s going to be some deaths there. We also have accurate representations
of his storage systems because we all know that Grian does not like to organize his items in the slightest. So I thought I would show him how inefficient it is to create massive systems like this by having to find the key in one of these shulker boxes. He needs to remove the potatoes that he’s thrown into the minecart system because we all know he loves doing that. And he needs to shoot as many cats through the target as he possibly can because we all know that Grian loves cats, and by the way, I’ve gotten ridiculously good at doing this. I mean as you can tell I’ve been practicing it far too often, aw this guy got away. And obviously that is just a very small sample of what is on the inside of this place there are tons of puzzles for Grian to work through and loads of problems for him to solve and you can go and watch him doing that in his video because well, apparently the feelings are mutual. I don’t know whether to take offense at this, but Grian also wants to Mumbo-proof some of his structures and he… He’s constructed a Mumbo-proof house. And I imagine he’s constructed it in a similar vein to how I’ve constructed this thing. It’s going to be filled with things that I personally am not really going to appreciate And now I mean I should probably check it out it shouldn’t I? Should we take a look? All right let’s take a look. Can you tell I’m nervous? I’m feeling kind of nervous. I just loaded up the world and I seem to have a face full of dirt, which isn’t… oh my word. what is this. what is this!? It’s like a Rubik’s Cube has crashed into a wizard’s hat. “Hi mumbo welcome to your new home there are many things to see.” “Feel free to open the door and explore.” Wait is that… [laughing] What’s this piston door?? [stuttering and laughing] Is that a piston door that takes like, four– four times to open and it’s all constructed out of ice as well and the floors are ice I hate wal– I hate walking on ice. There’s redstone lamps. It’s just it’s a mess, isn’t it? This is– this is what I would describe as being a cursed redstone contraption Right, I’m gonna take a wander around this thing I want to– I want to see the exterior in all its glory I also want to see what that is. “You want to open the mystery box. You need key.” Even that’s annoying. Right, well, I think we can conclude that this house is horrendous from all angles. It’s– yeah, it’s all horrible Just the dirt. It’s just, it’s a mess. It’s a real mess. We both went for quartz though, which is hilarious “Sorry about the mess do come in and see your new home.” Okay, right. ugh. OH! [laughing] Oh no… [laughing] Oh no! Oh, I like that, that’s a nice painting This is– this is horrible. That is the funniest thing ever though. That is genuinely hilarious. Right, let’s read the signs. Okay. “Hello, welcome to the house of your dreams.
Take a look.” These are… horrid. Absolutely horrible! This place is… It’s actually quite impressive. It has a lovely height to it. I’m impressed by how tall– it’s– it’s very cavernous. It’s very nice. “Some rooms are locked and need a key though. -G.” “Amazing never seen before item sorter
be amazed at this redstone contraption” “Take this shulker full of non stackables and take it to the top of the machine and enjoy.” Has he actually like done…? This looks… there’s a boat in there. This does not look like Grian’s redstone. There’s no way that Grian did this. There is– there is absolutely no way.
Okay, “place shulker here.” What is occurring? WHAT IS OCCURRING? I don’t think that sorted anything! [laughing] Wait, I think that was actually sorting stuff up until– that was sor– [wheeze laughing] Was that sorting stuff? I don’t know! I don’t know what happened! It actually was! It was sorting out non stackable items before it blew up This definitely smells like SciCraft. I just– I hate it. Everything about this let the dirt is going up to these these little areas They just lead to nowhere and this scaffolding here was I meant to use this scaffolding at all. I’m not sure okay Let’s make our way into the village of breeding room He’s so annoying I’m having to crawl through Why are they korean heads this is awful, right? Okay food Do I literally have to do it like this You can add a redstone clock to this and it’s all been placed on dirt as well Really with the ice floor too. This is a nightmare mumbos garage with all the cars He loves now. If there’s one thing that green can’t get wrong its cars. Ok, surely I I’m a lover of all types of cars so we should be ok That’s what no I’m liking this That’s my VW bus. And that is her that is a legitimate VW bus complete with This is great. He’s got the Alfa that’s looking mean. He’s got a Land Rover Defender. Oh Wow ito Jaguar, but he’s going for it. And that is that Is a legitimate looking e-type Jaguar as far as minecraft cars go He’s done good there with the brake lights as well and the brake lights are long and skinny He’s quite good at that defenders. Looking good That looks awesome super super cool run the engines Oh My poor alpha okay, the the campervan seem to have fared okay. We still have the top half the defender obviously has done All right, the e-type jag. Yeah, that’s mean I don’t care about that That’s someone else’s car but my alpha which is only just it’s nearly finished being built it’s been being built for the past nearly a year and It’s it’s this is all this left of it Mambo’s diary dear diary today. I have made a teef. Oh I’m massaging my eyeballs and some redstone stuff. It was a great day. I think later I was my favorite youtuber green and subscribe to his channel Bye diary that is that really okay, right? Let’s begin to head upstairs because it looks like there’s more stuff item sorter and storage room Wow, he’s taking the time to actually fill up all of these but this is a fairly accurate Representation of what this is actually more organized than greens general storage like that. That is that is some level of organization Whereas green storage is normally Just total total. Mayhem. This is a nice little desk. I like to think this is a computer screen and that’s my desktop background I’ve just gone back down to the bottom though and This don’t need the key. I think I left in my storage room. So I guess you go back up to the storage room Search through all of those chests all of those choker boxes What’s a champion so I was going back downstairs with our newfound key what do we put it? Is that we means does he mean that I think that gee I don’t know whatever we do now have access to the room Music to enjoy in your downtime You will need this at the end of the tour. Oh Is that the key that’s the key to the big box May reigns Is this this all I don’t like oh That’s that is that is This is my worst nightmare of a house, I’m I’m out of here I’m leaving that is oh That is funny. That is That is very very very And also he said warned a chap. No, which means that I can’t get sued. So um, oh good We weren’t talking about a specific company that will not Names. All right. Well, uh what we’ve made it we’ve made it to the end. We’ve got the question mark key So, I mean I’m guessing Oh What is that No, no, no, this is this is not Greene’s redstone this cannot be Green who has constructed this Dude thank goodness. I’ve got these wooden swords. Oh my word. It’s Magnificent That is absolutely magnificent Just a perfect form great leg movement Really nice. Oh I’m impressed It’s awful. It’s awful. It belongs in a horror book. This is this is horrendous. He has a mustache you shouldn’t have a mustache I’m actually I’m gonna pop through in spectator mode and we can just I Mean I it’s just it’s all bad, isn’t it? It’s all bad We’ve got walking mustachioed green face What finale so a beak a big knot? Thank you to green for constructing this thing But also if you do want to see green trying to take on my grim proof house Then obviously all of the links are down in the description. I’m sure he’ll have fun with that, too Although I can’t promise any walking mumbo faces. I feel like I’ve dropped the ball over there Anyway, I really do hope that you enjoyed if you did for usuals of that like man And you’ve really loved it then make sure to subscribe, but thanks watching guys this be mumbo and I’m out. I’ll see you later I still can’t believe The Warner/chappell, nope the Warner chap no thing. Oh Boy, it’s the reason that I’m here doing this little outro. I can’t have music here anymore So you get to hear me waffle on for 18 seconds before I run out of time
Do you ever pick up a rock and think, I wonder how far this rock is away from where it started? I thought about that with bugs When a bug got in the car and then you roll the window down and the bug goes near the window and then goes *zoop* out the window I thought, he has no fucking idea where he is He’s never getting back home. EVER Or a bug on a plane, and it flies out it’s like. Christ. What happened? I’m in Africa now. I went in the tube, I came out of the tube. Did I get out of the wrong side of the tube? It’s like everything is different and it tries to get back by sitting in different metal tubes and is like this one doesn’t work at all. So the other day, Caleb’s taking a picture and he was like posing like he was throwing a football. and then Geoff took the football from him and then just drove off with it Like he was like “go long” like an idiot so I was like yea throw me the football So he threw me the football and i’m like “alright cool cya guys later.” and then I left and he was like runnin’ down the road after me That was fucking funny I threw the football in the backseat and then I came back and I went back to grab the football and then I realised I had a basketball in the backseat ’cause Millie and I just played basketball so I gave that to ‘im and the fucking look of confusion on his face Was priceless
The history of Dota 2 is one of greatness. LD: Not yet! Sylar to fall, Liquid are doing it! They’re gonna take it! KuroKy: I waited four f***ing years for this day. This time we’re gonna rewrite history. Capitalist: EG might be able to do this! Evil Geniuses, they’re holding! LD: Ravage on everyone! The black hole as well! LighTofHeaveN, turns it around! Ravage as well! Stolen by Dendi, are you kidding me!? TobiWan: TNC have done it! The dream, the reality! But it’s also a history that’s not exempt from the absurd, the embarrassing, and the controversial. From game ruining bugs, to the biggest of professional scandals… TobiWan: I cannot believe it! Let’s look back into the most hilarious balancing blunders, the most shocking news, and the lowest points of Dota 2’s storied past. Match-fixing and intentional throws are a hazard of any competitive game and we’re kicking things off with two of the the most infamous examples in Dota 2 history. On June 14th 2013, RoX.KiS took on zRage in an online match in StarLadder Star Series sixth season. Despite being the favourites, RoX lost the game in suspicious fashion with a number of highly questionable engages and buybacks throughout the game. Sheever: They actually want to try to go in with this, Bzz… He was already very low to begin with… They just run in here to die! What’s up with that? That’s not good… The surprise upset was investigated by StarLadder officials, and two days later it was determined that Alexei “Solo” Berezin had intentionally thrown the match after placing a bet against his own team on egamingbets.com Solo publicly apologized for throwing the match, and admitted to using his girlfriend’s account to place a one-hundred dollar bet against his team. And on June 21st, RoX removed Solo from their roster. StarLadder had initially handed Solo a lifetime ban for his actions, but ended up reducing his ban to one
year following his public apology and cleared up any suspicion against the organization and its other players. Solo’s winnings would have totaled three-hundred and twenty-two dollars and the community wasted no time in making the number three-two-two a popular meme throughout esports, often sarcastically referenced when a player is playing so badly it is borderline suspicious. Maut: Don’t do it Zai, you’re too young! What are you doing?! [laughter] But, a year later, a highly publicized match-fixing scandal took place that ended with much more dire consequences. In October of 2014, in Southeast Asia’s Synergy League, the heavily favoured Arrow Gaming lost to Australian squad Can’t Say Wips, prompting an investigation by Dota 2 Lounge. The examination uncovered several bets placed by individuals associated with the team leading Arrow Gaming to be disqualified from the tournament. Further investigations uncovered that the bets originated from accounts belonging to the girlfriends of ddz and Lance, resulting in the two players receiving lifetime bans from the event. Soon after the investigation, Arrow Gaming protested the players’ innocence providing Synergy League with chat logs and statements regarding the situation in ddz’s name. However, the logs were proven to be doctored and the statements false, and as a result, Synergy League extended the bans to Arrow Gaming’s entire organization. As a result of the whole debacle, Arrow Gaming and all of its players were removed from the line-up for The Summit 2’s SEA qualifiers and are still banned from Synergy League. Shortly after the incident ddz took to Facebook to publicly apologize on behalf of the players. Admitting that they had three-two-two’d and that the statements and chat logs provided to Synergy League were forged by Arrow’s management and not written by the players. A few days later Dota website 2p reported that team manager Jaren Gan had threatened to sue Lance and ddz for eight-thousand dollars each for breach of contract should they not retract their confession. Arrow Gaming would eventually release its entire roster. But that wasn’t the end of it. On March 28th, 2015, Valve stepped in, handing out permanent bans to all former members of Arrow Gaming from Valve sponsored events – including the International. While there are other examples of Dota 2 match-fixing, and still some we might not even know about, Arrow Gaming and Solo’s three-to-two are among the most memorable. Bugs come and bugs go, but some remain in infamy for just how ridiculous they are. Of all the bugs in Dota 2’s history, one stands above the rest for both how broken and straight-up hilarious it was. In patch 6.75 Chen’s abilities received a minor tweak as the ability to send allies back to base was moved off Holy Persuasion and back to Test of Faith. But in this process, something broke in the game. For some reason, Holy Persuasion, the ability used to control creeps, now worked on Roshan. You’d think that having Roshan, with his thousands of health, crushing basic attacks and abilities would be a bit strong to have as a pet… …And you’d be right. The discovery spread like wildfire and pretty soon, level one heroes, towers, and neutral creeps were falling to Roshan’s relentless attack. Basically, whichever team had a Chen would have free reign of the map from minute one. In all but the rarest of times that would lead to a dominant victory. Within hours of the bug’s discovery, Valve issued a hotfix… …Ending Chen’s very brief reign of terror. Now, nearly five-years old this bug remains one of Dota’s most iconic. While it generated plenty of salt at the time of its release, Today, you have to laugh at its absurdity. The International 2014 set records for its 10 million dollar prize pool and with that much money, teams were looking to gain every advantage possible, pouring hours into carefully crafting winning strategies that would make them millionaires. So when a Chinese news crew leaked team strategies during the tournament, you could imagine that some people were pretty pissed. The outrage stemmed from a Weibo post made by a user known as Dr.Kleiber, who posted a passionate open letter explaining the situation. According to the post, the crew of the website Gamefy made their way into Team DK’s off-limits game room and started rolling, despite having no permission from Team DK or Valve to do so. Initially posted to Youku, the video was translated to English and submitted to Gosu Gamers, spreading across the community. While both videos were taken down, after a furious interview by Team DK coach “71”, the video had spawned mirrors and copies all over the internet. According to “71”, the video revealed DK’s core strategy and drafting ideas. For not just the game in question, but the entire tournament. To make matters worse, the Weibo post also indicated that Gamefy had posted a similar video on June 11th, where they recorded Invictus Gaming’s team conversation. Thankfully, Ferrari_430 noticed the camera and left the room meaning not too much of IG’s discussion was leaked. Following the leak, iceiceice joined his coach in expressing his displeasure with Gamefy. A day after the outrage, Gamefy posted an apology to their Weibo, where they begged the community for forgiveness. In compliance with Valve’s rules, the personnel who were involved in the leak did not continue reporting on the event. Although Gamefy still worked for the remainder of the tournament. The community, upon hearing of the leak was understandably furious at the journalist in question. The outrage prompted Gamefy’s producer to post another apology, this time directly defending the “well-intentioned” reporter from whom the leak resulted. The overall impact of the Gamefy leak on TI4’s outcome is hard to extrapolate, But it’s even harder to deny its influence on Team DK, who headed into the tournament as one of the clear favourites. Needless to say, it is one of the largest scale leaks in Dota 2’s history and remains the most memorable scandal to emerge from The International. The term game-breaking can be thrown around loosely… Ayesee: He’s gonna try it again, can he… Got him that time! [crowd cheers] See you in the base, Mu! Welcome home! But in Dota 2, one particular bug stands out for quite literally breaking the game. In patch 6.81, Vengeful Spirit received a change to her aura that would apply a damage debuff to any hero that killed her. Simple right? Unfortunately, a bug caused the game to instantly crash if the aura debuff was applied to any non-player. Essentially a death to creeps or towers would force everyone out of the lobby. The bug was exploited almost instantly, much to the frustration of a large part of the community, as griefers intentionally suicided to prevent themselves from losing, ruining countless games. To no one’s surprise the issue was hot-fixed by Valve within a day of its discovery after massive community outcry. While many bugs have appeared since this rage inducer from 2014, few have had the catastrophic consequences of 6.81’s Venge aura. While Dota has had its fair share of bad tournaments in the past, none have captured the community’s ire quite like the Shanghai Major. KotLGuy: Where to begin? It seemed like every hour saw a new issue arise. As the days rolled on the event went from rage inducing… Draskyl: What? ODPixel: Did they say GG? Draskyl: They definitely didn’t. ..to almost comedic in its ineptitude. [laughter] Between the wealth of production issues, logistical nightmares, and endless delays, nothing seemed to be going right for anyone involved. And that doesn’t even cover all the problems, such as players’ keyboards going missing, talent not receiving food, water or transportation to the venue, the laughable VIP room… LD: So, they’ve added some chairs since I last came in. Not so soundproof booths, and fans and cosplayers being asked to leave the venue. We could go on, but you get the idea. ppd: There’s been so many delays and problems and it really makes our game and what we’re doing here look bad, which is unfortunate for everyone involved. Sheever: Because the production is not great… We’re gonna continue here with one more match today though, Evil Geniuses, MVP Phoenix and we’re gonna go continue with that after a small break, so we’ll see you soon. Soon. [laughter] Eventually Valve fired production company Perfect World and PGL was hired to salvage the rapidly sinking ship. And while PGL saved the show, it was too late. The Shanghai Major was already going to go down in history as one of Dota 2’s most embarrassing events. It really is a shame that the event went so wrong because against the backdrop of disaster, the games were fantastic and the casters and talent poured their all into it. TobiWan: The black hole! The vac is there! There’s a hole! Now they go! Universe force staffs the other way to safety! They can’t do anything to the cleave! In from Arteezy, and that’s the danger zone! In some cases, pulling double or even triple shifts to make sure that the show would go on. But while all that might be enough to put Shanghai on the wrong side of history, it was the firing of James “2GD” Harding that elevated the major to a new level of infamy. On day two, desk host 2GD was unexpectedly replaced on the panel. While the change raised some eyebrows in the community since 2GD was seen as an entertaining if slightly provocative host, there had been little to suggest that his off-brand style of humor would be grounds to have him fired. 2GD: It’s not just me here to talk about the dos and don’ts of Dota 2, and the cans and c***s of the teams. 2GD: The Chinese hotel had disabled pornography. Mr. Wang’s amazing wheelchaired antics were pretty amazing. WinteR: It shouldn’t be “Sir” 2GD, it should be “Old” 2GD. [laughter] 2GD: You can f*** off, WinteR. 2GD: Cons for CDEC… …they’re stubborn and only have one D. [laughter] But it wasn’t just his firing that got the community up in arms, it was the inflammatory response to the situation on Reddit by Valve co-founder and president, Gabe Newell. In that statement, Newell called 2GD “an ass”, while offering little in the way of an explanation for his dismissal. 2GD responded to the post suggesting that he was not just removed from the panel for his raunchy humor, but for a history of conflict with Valve employees and producers. ppd: He came in here trying to be himself and, you know, you can appreciate that but him being himself just isn’t what Valve wanted to be for the face of their Major and that’s their call. Regardless of the reasons or any past history between James and Valve, the manner in which Newell and Valve handled the dismissal and the community fallout it generated has become infamous. To this day, “is an ass” is a high tier meme within the Dota 2 scene. Despite the subsequent Manila, Boston, and Kiev Majors all being praised for their fantastic production values, the aftertaste left by the Shanghai Major will never be forgotten by Dota 2 fans. 2GD: So let’s check out some of the highlights. SyndereN: Your face is a beautiful highlight. Yep. [laughter] Broken hero releases are a pitfall of any MOBA and Dota 2 owns arguably the most outrageous one of all time. The introduction of Centaur Warrunner into Dota 2 in October of 2012 was basically a disaster. He was unkillable levels of tanky, dealt ridiculous damage, and could chain stun into death with ease. His opening day win rate in Dota 2 was staggering, at over sixty-seven percent. The hero was a complete and total nightmare to play against. Part of the reason for this unheard of dominance was that as part of the port from Dota to Dota 2 Centaur was given a new ultimate. Instead of Great Fortitude which gave flat strength, he received Stampede, a global ability on a tiny cooldown that gave all allies maximum movement speed, a ridiculous stun upon contact with an enemy and massive damage. Things were so bad that just four days later, Centaur received nerfs – specifically to Stampede. More nerfs would be dealt to the hero in December, removing the stuns from both Double Edge and Stampede. The hero had finally been brought back into line. Needless to say, the memory of Centaur stomping players into oblivion in 1v3 scenarios is pretty funny in retrospect, but easily makes it one of Dota 2’s most iconic broken updates. [laughs] Hopefully we never see such a busted hero release ever again. CW: Long shall my name be remembered. Since its formation in 2014, Team Secret has been a hotbed of controversy. From public roster disputes to reports of a hostile team environment, it seemed like for a long time Secret couldn’t keep their name out of the news – and not in a good way. Even going back to their inaugural roster, messy break-ups have been all too frequent. From N0tail and Fly’s bitter removal, To w33 and MiSeRy’s very public exits, changing rosters has rarely been smooth sailing for captain, Puppey, and the rest of Team Secret’s management. Redeye: A team of superstars, as they are, but yet to gel properly, perhaps. But if dramatic roster moves were the only thing that they were known for, Secret would not make this list. On February 16th, 2016, Team Secret’s now former manager, Evany Chang, took to Twitlonger and posted a lengthy account of her time with the team, where she alleged that Team Secret had missed making payments to players and staff and neglected to hand out tournament winnings in a timely manner. Later that year, EternalEnvy made similar accusations, alleging that he had yet to be paid for a number of tournaments. Additionally, stating that team director Kemal Sadikoglu and captain Puppey had committed other abuses. EternalEnvy claimed that the organization was secretly removing ten percent of all player winnings without previous consent, that players had never signed contracts and that Puppey had physically bullied w33 – among other accusations. That same day, another former player, MiSeRy, came forward. Stating that the team had failed to pay him for numerous tournaments and claimed that he hadn’t received agreed upon revenue from merchandise. A little more than a week later, Team Secret posted a response on their website simply titled “Update”, which while not acknowledging any accusations directly did admit that the organization had made mistakes attributed to its rapid growth. In March of 2017, Puppey would post his own Twitlonger announcing the departure of Sadikoglu and apologizing to past members of the organization that felt that they had been wronged, further claiming that all obligations to those individuals had now been met. Since then, Team Secret has settled down and kept their name out of negative news, but despite consistently being a strong team that has attracted serious talent over the years, the organization has yet to fully rehabilitate its image in the eyes of many community members. Thanks for watching! 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