– [Zack] What’s up guys, ZackScott here and if you’re like me
then you thought Spiderman was one of the best games of… Nice dog on your shirt dude. I got a spider on my shirt. Alright, maybe I just climb the ladder, no I don’t have to climb
ladders, I’m a Spiderman. (groaning) Yeah I know, c’mon. Kick you, whoa he went off the building! I just killed that guy, see ya dude. I can run up walls. Time to get some drugs, oh no I’m gonna stop the drugs never mind. That could be bad, what
the, that cop is dead dude. Oh my god, oh my god please Spiderman. What the freak Spiderman. The controls on this are a nightmare. (Dog Barks) Jesus, oh my god my dogs barked right then and scared
me so much, oh my gosh. I’m spider Zack, shoot webs on your face. Spider Zack yo, I’m new
to this place (laughing) Spider Zack, and I’m
feeling a bit naughty. So I shoot some webs all over
your body, (laughing) gotcha. The cake is a lie, even a
spider gets hungry sometimes. You know what I’m sayin’? Have you ever seen a spider eat food? I have. He’s eating a bagel
with cheese, I love it! I normally just use one bagel though. But he spends a lot of calories, I do not. I play games (screaming) Oh hello, I’m in the streets! Hello guys, what happens if I do this? (groaning) Did I do that? Sorry I got angry guys,
that is a dirty rat. Don’t look at my… He was lookin’ at my crotch, now he’s looking at my nips. (laughing) Just on my phone, I’m a cosplayer. – [Female Voice] They’re
stealing a chopper! – [Zach] What? This is insanity! I’m just gonna pull it down? No, I’m just pullin’ down the chopper, don’t you worry we’re gonna make a nice little soft landing here. How about you get out there,
and you’re coming out, and maybe I pinned you to something, who knows maybe you’re dead. Pull over, oh the chopper’s gonna crash. You just killed everybody, okay. Mission failure (laughing) (ZackScottGames Theme Song) (laughing)
Wiz: This episode of Death Battle is brought to you by Audible! Wiz: They’re the guardians of the night, the superhuman saviors of the lone and helpless. Boomstick: Bruce Wayne, the Batman, Wiz: and Peter Parker, the Spider-Man. Boomstick: It’s no secret that given time for prep, both Batman and Spider-Man can defeat pretty much any opponent. Wiz: Which is why we’re pitting them against each other with only their standard equipment, gladiator style. Boomstick: He’s Wiz and I’m Boomstick! Wiz: And it’s our job to analyze their weapons, armor and skills to find out who would win a Death Battle! Wiz: The Dark Knight is a master of the shadows. Using intimidation as a weapon, he patrols the streets of Gotham City. Boomstick: You know you’re doing something right when people are terrified of just your shadow! Wiz: After his parents were murdered by a common thug, Bruce Wayne dedicated his life to fighting the criminal underworld. Wiz: He achieved twelve master degrees, studied a hundred twenty seven martial arts, and perfected escape artistry. Wiz: Given enough time he can escape any conceivable trap. Boomstick: Batman has pushed himself to the limits of the human body, he can bench press one thousand pounds, and has great aim and reflexes. Wiz: The Batsuit was designed to be the ultimate, flexible combat armor. Boomstick: While the pointy ears are a bit much for me, the armor can stop knives and gunfire. Wiz: His memory cloth cape can be used as a glider, and the entire suit is lined with a two hundred thousand volt electro network. Boomstick: I guess when you’re a billionaire, you can afford to turn yourself into a freakin’ human taser!. Wiz: The gadgets from Wayne’s never-ending funds don’t stop there. Wiz: His utility belt carries dozens of different tools that can get him out of practically any situation. Boomstick: That belt has pretty much everything! Grappling hook, explosives, beer! Maybe not that last one, but mine would. Wiz: Notable gadgets include a gas mask, tear gas, smoke pellets, a kryptonite ring, remote detonated plastic explosives, and his trademarked grapple gun. Wiz: He also carries a large supply of collapsible shurikens. Boomstick: The Batarangs, and if throwing a razor sharp object at people isn’t enough, he’s got several types! Boomstick: Like electric shock, knockout dart, and grenade! Wiz: Despite having the build of an olympic athlete, The Caped Crusader’s greatest feats are attributed to his detective skills. Wiz: He can anticipate attacks through muscle movement and memorize the smallest details, even the shape of a cheek he’s punched. Wiz: And while Batman is only human, his achievements stand among gods. Boomstick: He’s a founding member of the team of superheroes known as the Justice League! Boomstick: And he’s even fought Superman! Wiz: But what Wayne has no exploitable weaknesses, he is not perfect. His mental stability has often been called into question. Boomstick: Well, lets see: His parents were killed in front of him as a child, he uses his money to beat the sh*t out of people dressed as a giant bat, and keeps employing twelve year-old sidekicks! Boomstick: Yeah, he’s clearly not all there! Wiz: But he is a survivor. He endured being broken in half, fighting the other members of the Justice League, complete disintegration, and being stranded in the past as a living time bomb of galactic destruction. Boomstick: Wait, what?! Wiz: Yet he somehow pulled through every time. Boomstick: Why? Cause he’s the goddamn Batman! Thug: Where are you?! Batman: Here. Wiz: The friendly neighborhood Spider-Man protects the streets of New York City. Boomstick: Once Peter Parker was a wimpy nerd with no friends! Boomstick: Then he got bit by a radioactive spider that gave him weird bug powers, and now he’s a radioactive superhero with no friends! Boomstick: Though after some practice and ”superheroing”, he finally got himself laid! A lot, actually. Wiz: A clever photographer and science major, Spider-Man is not only incredibly powerful, but also a genius in strategy and science. Wiz: Using these skills, he created two wrist mounted web shooters which let him swing around the city. Boomstick: You know, if he was SO smart, wouldn’t he make the web shoot out of his butt like a real spider? Wiz: No! No, first it’s not the butt, it comes out of the – Boomstick: ”Spider-Man! Spider-Man! Craps some webs like a spider can!” Wiz: Each web shooter cartridge can hold a large amount of pressurized web fluid – Boomstick: And so can his girlfriends! Haha! I’ll be here all week. Wiz: …and features a rotating carousel to replace the empty ones. Boomstick: His spider powers give him superhuman strength, speed, agility and durability. He can run up to two hundred miles per hour, lift over ten tons, and take a freakin’ grenade to the face! Wiz: He can even knock out a dinosaur out cold with a single punch. Boomstick: Ha, suck it, Denver! Wiz: Also, by altering his body’s electron attractions, Spider-Man can crawl along any surface. But his most advantageous power is the Spider-Sense. Boomstick: It acts kinda like a warning signal, like caller ID when your ex-wife’s calling for alimony. Wiz: Actually, the Spider-Sense is much more than a simple alarm. It gives Peter omnipresent detection of his surroundings. This is how he swings through New York without looking where he shoots his webs. And unlike his human senses, it is not affected by gases and toxins unless specifically tailored to the Spider-Sense itself. However, it’s up to Spider-Man to recognize and react to his warning, so it can be tricked if he doesn’t think he’s in danger. Boomstick: Still, paired with his speed, Spider-Man is almost untouchable. He can even dodge automatic fire! Wiz: His unique martial art, The Way of the Spider, utilizes the Spider-Sense to its fullest. Spider-Man can go toe-to-toe with the most advanced masters of combat, even while blindfolded. Boomstick: No wonder other superheroes don’t like this guy. I mean, the freaking Spider-Sense does everything for him! Wiz: Speaking of which, somehow, Spider-Man once tried to join the Justice League, but was rejected by Batman. Boomstick: Ouch. I bet he wishes he could fight old Bats in a battle to the death – oh-ho, wait! Wiz: For all of his amazing powers, Spider-Man is not invincible. His bright and colorful costume makes stealth difficult, his durability has limits, and the oddly specific ethyl chloride pesticide is his Kryptonite. Also, any enemy with speed comparable to his can outmatch his Spider-Sense. Boomstick: Still, if those are his only limitations, how come sometimes he gets shot by a stray bullet? Wiz: Lazy, lazy writing. Mary Jane: Wait! Who are you? Spider-Man: You know who I am. Mary Jane: I do? Spider-Man: Your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man! Wiz: Alright, the combatants are set! Let’s end this debate once and for all! Boomstick: It’s time for a – Wiz: …Commercial break! Boomstick: Commercial break! Wiz: audible.com is the leading provider of downloadable digital audio books ranging from every genre. Boomstick: With over a hundred thousand titles that you can download to your MP3 player, you can listen to any book, anytime, anywhere. It’s like having your own robot slave read you things! Wiz: Go to audiblepodcast.com/deathbattle to sign up to get a free audio book of your choice. Boomstick: But right now it’s time for a Death Battle! Spider-Man: You’ve got a black belt in stupid if you think you’re gonna beat me. Spider-Man: It’s just not your day, pal. Spider-Man: Pardon moi! Spider-Man: Whoopsy! Spider-Man: Havin’ fun yet?! Spider-Man: It’s all or nothin’! Spider-Man: Loser! Spider-Man: Sorry ’bout that. Web swing! Boomstick: Damn! That was brutal! Show it again! Wiz: Despite Batman possessing more skill and knowledge, Spider-Man’s abilities ultimately overpowered his arsenal. Boomstick: To be fair, Bats might’ve been able to deal with Spidey’s strength and speed, but that damn Spider-Sense changes everything! Wiz: Right. The Spider-Sense counters surprise and stealth, Batman’s most valuable weapons. Boomstick: But how could Batman lose to a wimpy spider nerd when he defeated the entire Justice League on his own? Wiz: Many of Batman’s greatest achievements have required weeks or months of preparation and planning, which can hardly be compared to the one-on-one confrontation of a Death Battle. Keep in mind, if we had given Batman prep time, the same would be done for Spider-Man. Boomstick: And all of Wayne’s money and the commissioner’s men couldn’t put Batman together again! Wiz: The winner is Spider-Man! Boomstick: Thanks for watching Death Battle, but I’d love you even more if you watch some more, so go watch this episode of Death Battle, there, I mentioned that, cause it’s right in front of you so click the goddamn link and I rambled on but hey! Click sh*t!
(Whoopsh!) Top of the morning to you laddies, my name is Jacksepticeye and welcome….. to Spider-Man!! Fucking finally. Oh, I haven’t been as excited for a game in a really long time! This is like – as soon as they announced this, this was a huge top hyped game for me the entire time of its development cycle since we’ve known about it. And I’m SO excited, to finally be able to play it and upload a series on it. And I played it a little bit at PAX for the first time very recently. Um, a few days ago I got to try out the demo for it and I was floored. It looks so good. Spider-man 2 – I played that on the channel not that long ago as well and that holds a special, dear place in my heart for being like the best Spider-Man game that I’ve ever played. And I’m so excited for this. Made by Insomniac. Really, really good developers. Really nice people as well. I’ve talked to them a little bit. I just have really, really high hopes for this and I hope it’s good and I’m not wasting any more time because I just want to start. New game. Yes. Please, get me in. Let me swing! *inhales* Uhhhh, let’s just go with what you’re picking with me. Invert? No. Listening mode home theater? No, just. Do I look like I’m wearing a home theater on my head? No, I’m not. *laughs* *inhale* Okay, I’m excited for the story to this as well because I don’t know anything about like really what’s going on. *jack giggles as music starts* The music is already so good! Aw… Is that Unklie Ben? So Uncle Ben is dead in this already. We’re not going through that, again. Yeah! You guys know how much I love Spider-Man! [chuckles] A “new laptop” So cool! Has like all the classic bad guys in it as well: Vulture, Rhino, Scorpion, Shocker. I wonder if Doc Ock is in it? Oh god [laughs] It’s a 90’s summer college movie now… This is ridiculous… Ew. Yes! Oh, my boy looks so good! [excitedly] Oh, fuck. Rent?! [laughs] Look at him go! Yes! No way! I’m just in it? Whoa! Holy fuck! Yes! Oh my god, that’s incredible! That looked like a- That was a cut scene and then it just went straight into this and it looks the exact same! Yeah! What’s up, Yuri? Yesssss! God, this looks incredible! Okay. Fuck, man! Oh my God, this is like a childhood dream coming true. I mean, we’ve had Spider-Man games before but this is insane! I kind of know some of the buttons already as well. Like, you can dive bomb whenever you want Ohhh, yeah! Who? Oh, work. Yeah! God, the animations are so fucking good. This looks like a movie! Ohh yes! I’m filled with childhood glee right now. Sup fellers Don’t mind me. Just comin’ here to kill ya! Is it Rhino? That guy looked like the guy from Captain America, the movie. I can’t remember his name. Oh shit. Beep-beep! Whoa! I don’t think that’s how that works. Ohhh, yes! My boy’s going at it! “Your Spider Sense will flash-” Okay. So it’s just like the Arkham games! [chuckles] I’m feelin’ punchy Ow! My bad! Aw, I pressed the button! Come on, man. I’m doing it. There we go. Okay, I need to get the timing down. Nice. And then I can do this, and hit him up in the air. Woohoo! Did I knock that I guy into the fire? Is he dead now? “Hold square to-” Oh yeah, I just did this. Ohhh, that was cool! Whoa, that’s awesome. I can bounce off them. What’s up, fellas? Aw, and he pulls himself closer to the ground with his webs! I mean, yeah, obviously but… Okay, okay… So if I do this… Okay. God, I’m so bouncy and spry! I fucking love it. Yes! Okay [laughs]. I’m back on the ground. And we’re off again! Look at that shit! How cool is this? Very. I fly so far. Whee! You can press x to, like, pull yourself along anytime. See, you can also like perch and then bounce. Yep. I’m figurin’ it out. Don’t die, Yuri! You’re my favourite member of Girl’s Generation. (Stan talent, stan Girl’s Generation) Yes! Look at my boy. Look at him go. Oh God. Just- Dude, he’s probably dead now! Yes! Okay. “Build Focus-” and then I can do more damage when I have more- Yeah. And then I can get like special power-upy attacks. Oh god, I pressed the wrong button. My bad. Whoa, what the hell did I just stick to? That’s fun, I like that you’re able to pick up stuff in the environment and bounce it around. What’s up? What’s up? Do you wanna go? Do you want to tussle with the muscle that is Spidey? God that’s fun. Ow, getting shot is not Will you? I’ll teach you what the inside of your mouth tastes like That doesn’t make any sense WhooOoOsH- bonk. Can I, like, do a.. nope. Nice I did it. Use focus to heal the more focus you have the more you will heal. How do I heal? Oh I don’t know what just happened, but I’m healed. AH God that hurt. Oh, Yeah forgot I can web up enemies, oh you’re throwing a lot of buttons at me right at the beginning. It’s fine though. It’s not your fault that I’m stupid. Can’t remember any of them Okay, so if they’re near- ah crap- if they’re near an environmental thing then They’ll stick to the wall Whoa, damn it There we go Healy Healy, how am I using that to heal he’s trying to go Green spider-man.. turn into the Hulk! Music’s awesome. Am I just gonna stick to this wall? Yeah! Oh, I can sprint up it. I am so cool Okay, this feels a lot like the Arkham games but that is not a bad thing Haha! Watching a superhero movie.. Sorry Aunt May.. love you, too! Aunt May, I’m just busy kicking some ass, okay You don’t mind, right, you get it Nice! oh crap, I wanted to hit him with the bin Full focus bar can be used to perform a finisher. That’s what I tried to do earlier. I tried to hit the buttons for the finisher Wow, look at you mister dead Take a KitKat. Wait, do I just have a full- Nope. Look out That’s fun Oh God look at me go such a bouncy baby boy. bonk! I think he’s dead Wait, where am I going? Okay My suit looks different than the one that’s in like The rest of stuff, right? Okay My suit looks a lot different than the one that was in the trailers and stuff God, stuff keeps popping up in my screen. Stop, go away. Remarkably clear air vents, I like that he’s witty. It’s my favorite type of Spidey That was pretty cool “I forgot my password”, immediately gets shot Oh god, oh god, oh Lordy Loo You don’t know which ones you’re dodging Spidey Ok, ok ok yes enough playing around agreed agreed agreed agreed He doesn’t, he doesn’t like magnetize to people like Batman does cuz why would he, he’s not Batman Ok Ok, no no I love him! The mocap on the faces is really good Oh, hold v. Ooh, Ok. So that’s how we do that There we go Fuck yeah, that’s so cool. Ah, get to him, get to him! Ah, god.. sometimes the camera is my enemy. Got’em Ok, so I heal with focus. That’s strange but ok. It’s an incentive to keep fighting I guess and get better at it Ooh, I stuck to the wall, that was pretty cool. I don’t have- I don’t have any techniques down yet Nice, bye! Okay, I like that the indoor sections actually feel fun as well. That was one of the things that spider-man 2 got very wrong. Aw, the cops actually like Spidey in this one. Maybe because JJ hasn’t asked them to get pictures of spider-man God, I’m so strong. I’m buffing awesome Whoa, ow, god, don’t get burned. Oh, geez Ha ha spider powers Oh spider powers, this is like the ending to homecoming Nice His suit looks really nice Good call guys His run animation is a little wonky looking, he looks like an old man, like ‘hey,hey,hey’ Bazooker! Did that kill anybody? I hope not. God, being able to zip to them is really fun. Assholes Whoa, that was cool Wha-boosh! Hell yeah, that feels fun. Whoop! Miss me with that bullshit! OWWW- I pressed triangle to try to zip to him but I wasn’t close enough! I just took a face full of rocket Nice, okay. I need to get better at the fighting. Right now, I’m not great at it You know what, we’re only 20 minutes in, it’s fine ha, not as cool as I just did Oh, I thought I was going out the window. Wait, where am I? OH- sorry so- ah, boys boys boys. Ah, that’s super cool!Everything about this game is super cool Heal Hi. Double-crossed! [Laughs] Okay full roll from the, oh god go way pop-ups.. um, okay, goin over from the back Ow, God I don’t want to fight you, I want to fight the other one. Nice okay Nice come here. Yeah. Whoop! Whoop! Okay, you come here I’ll do this, then that and then Oh, you’re down okay. Hey, buddy! How’s it going? Dead? Good Wooh hoo I just like vandalism Oh, that’s cool that I can like I can actually.. I can actually like, just web-swing around inside And it doesn’t look stupid Nice, alright, knock knock! Wrong buttons Oh, do I get to fight you? [Laughs] Oh, Nuts Let ’em shoot each other. Okay, I was supposed to dodge that way Oh God Oh God, I did not hit any of what I was supposed to, oh look, all this destruction Okay, can I not yank it? you told me I could yank it! then I couldn’t yank! There we go, oh, yes I’m destroying your shit! Breaking your toys and boom [Laughs] I will break you Nice Oh, oh, ow god Huh, Well, thats fairly easy Catch!! He doesn’t have a.. he doesn’t have a health bar. ow I’m the juggernaut, bitch Mother of God Really? His tie looks like a texture that hasn’t loaded in yet (the hell jack xd)) Ow I am too fast. And handsome. Ow, ow I didn’t mean to hit you.. oh god, I’m not even trying to aim in that direction, but whatever God I’m trying to dodge everything- I’m trying to do the things! It’s not working You haven’t? That kinda sucks Oh, come on! I’m pressing dodge but it’s stuck in an animation and I can’t get out of it until he’s finished kicking him. Dang, okay. I need to get used to the fighting. There’s also a slight delay from.. recording and stuff, so, Oh God, bullets. ow It’s kind of annoying cause I can’t even see what’s on screen half the time Boy Okay, I want to attack just Fisk These guys are being real annoying Ow, do they ever actually go away or do I have to constantly just fight with them here? (frustrated sigh) I SUCK K, I need to figure out what combos.. kill.. kill the smaller guys fastest. I’ll just keep doing that What?? I dodged! OW What if I just.. do this? bye fellers “You’ll die as uselessly as you lived” no, aim at Fisk, you fuck! I wasn’t even aiming at these guys, they weren’t even on screen Okay, I tried to get that. oh my god, why are you not aiming at him?? It’s just you and me Fisky boy Boosh ah Kick the crap out of him. Yeah Oh God. It’s like when Batman fights Bane Don’t break my back. Oh God Fisk is tough! Punch that crap out of him, boy boy Haha It’s the upside-down spider-man kiss Good job, Spidey God that got a little hairy there for a second But I got that- I got the technique down lots of dodging followed by lots of punchy panshin See you later, ya big overgrown potato End of an era.. God, this is so pretty. Whoa, so can- what kind of upgrades can I get? I wonder. When do I get different parts of my- Hehe. boing, boing. When do I get different parts of my suit like all the little white sections that were on it Hold triangle to grab and throw webbed and electrified enemies. They could be tossed into other enemies. Okay. I get how skill points work Press circle just as your Spider Sense turns blue to counter enemies of a web shot to the face. That would be good Hold square while in the air to swing, kick. No, I don’t really want that one. I want this one It’ll build up focus as I’m doing it as well Nice Okay So, uh, oh, I guess I could go that way (Laughs) Oh, man (quietly) That’s so fuckin’ cool. Look at that You just never have to stop [chuckles] look at me go That’s so fun. Those animations when you come out of your swing are also really cool And I like that sometimes, to web zip, Oh oops What’s up, everybody? I like to web zip, sometimes he puts out two hands Hi Thanks guys, I have some friends. I’ve some, I have some.. People who like me in the city. Sup everyone Spider crisis, you heard him And away I go [chuckles] see you later folks! Oh my god that feels so cool [Laughs] This is everything I wanted it to be It feels so good to play. Ok, thankfully the trees don’t catch me cuz I would be dead by now Nope, God, didn’t want to go there (Singing) Tiptoe by the window! The world is really really nice looking. Like it actually looks like.. uh.. It actually looks like Manhattan It’s the whole freakin island I wonder how accurate it is Like, is it, like, one to one with actual Manhattan? If you like if you lived in Manhattan, and you knew what you were doing you were walking around, New York Would you actually be able to like find your house and stuff like that? Alright, let’s go to normal boring human stuff. I don’t wanna, I want to be spider-man forever Cuz I’m I’m a huge stickler for like web-swinging in these spider-man games I’ve played almost every spider-man game that has ever come out. This is the best it’s ever felt. It’s Doc. Ock! So he is in the game. Why wasn’t that your first go to? Hi I just got here I like that Peter is Mr. Scientist Man in this one. Because that was one thing that kind of bothered me in homecoming, the- the movie that Peter is still smart, but he’s not like, like he is in the comic books, like, See that kind of stuff, I like that I like when Peter is a self-made superhero and like he makes his own stuff. He makes the web-shooters He makes- I know he did in homecoming as well- but like, he makes the, he makes the suit he makes everything Okay, What do I gotta do? Repair prosthetic arm. Alright. Also, how could you not imagine him becoming a bad guy? His name is Otto Octavius It’d be if like, if my name is Jack Jackson Servo control path damaged, connect servo motor, okay Create a connection.. okay, create a connection between the green start piece in the orange end piece Okay, can I rotate? No.. Oh, I can put pieces in. That should not go there. Nope, can I reset the circuit? Thank you Go to my inventory, okay, that’s a little weird, but we got it. Shaboom. And then put another one of these in, Shaboom, and then this. okay. So I just have to make it go down into the.. Okay, it’s like playing Bioshock all over again. Circuit complete! I’m a regular old genius scientist guys. Okay Oh, wait, do I have to use that one? Can’t I just keep going down? Oh, I only have a certain amount of them. Okay, that makes sense. Let’s do this Okay, I have to go down and around why do you have.. Some of them have arrows on them. Like this one doesn’t have arrows on it but this one does, what does that mean? Oh, I can’t stick them together. I can do that. Got it. Okay, so they only go in certain directions So I can’t do that I can do that though. So these are better ones, because they’re.. they’re Universal, they go out of everywhere. In order to set the power voltage control, You must also meet its charge requirement some sort circuit pieces provide a positive or negative charge Okay, target voltage is three Okay, so that’s not right then, so we put in the two.. Oh wait, there’s two two’s, why am I putting in the one one? That was that was way easier than I was expecting it to be, I was overthinking everything Okay done Ah, look at you go! Is that what Doc. Ock is gonna be now, he’s just gonna be a bunch of arms? He’s gonna be like a freaking spider dude *gasp* spider-man! Ooookay There’s a lot of detail in this game, like all the interiors are actually very well made I did this one in the demo! I need to just Match the pieces And this one goes here- not the best idea with the controller, but you know what, if Destiny can do it, anybody can Analyzing. This is all it takes to be a scientist, by the way. Yes, science words Wait what is this? Screw things up? You just helped him! What did that do Oh, it’s just interacting with stuff. Like, look- Look at this kind of stuff like the pizza and the food and everything like They all have little shadows. You don’t even need to go into this much detail, but you did It’s awesome. It looks really nice The lighting is really good. Ooh, what’s on the whiteboard? science. Open second lab, double staff, get further, limited testing, branding and marketing, Octavius Industries. Hmm All right, I want to get back to Spider-Man-ing. I wanna get back to Zippin and Zappin and Zoopin all around the buildings. And I- I don’t know if you.. ah, that’s cool- I don’t know if you get faster at web-swinging and that kind of stuff Cause in spider-man 2, you can get upgrades that let you zip faster My suit’s all torn up! What the hell? (I don’t know what he’s saying here, something point) Oh, man Hey, Yuri. that’s so fun! Oh, you really thought of everything to get me around this town faster I love it! JJ! I wanna climb the tallest building! I gotta. It’s the first thing I gotta do. I could just keep going! Ah, that’s fun. WOWWW Is this the tallest? Or is the Empire State Building still like, the tallest in the game? Or that one over there? I dunno, but look how- Ohhh God- Look how good this looks! Oh God the animation of him walking is really good as well. This is insane! That looks like a real city! This looks like a fucking movie Oh, watch this Yeah, baby! Oh, that’s so cool, okay to the other tall buildings! That’s the first thing you got to do in a spider-man game. When it lets you go around places like this? You gotta explore it all And I cannot even explain how good the, the web-swinging in this feels And just being able to fly around like that, the lighting changes Oh my god, I feel like a kid Good job developers, this feels exactly like it should. Like what being spider-man should feel like. And I really like that that there’s a lot of controls now to not let you.. Like, just bang into buildings. That was a big issue in spider-man 2. I’m gonna keep drawing comparisons to it because that’s the one everyone’s gonna be comparing it to. But in spider-man 2, it was really easy to mess up your swinging. So in this it feels like.. You still have a lot of control over your swinging, it still feels physics-based, like you can’t actually swing unless there’s a building around.. but There’s enough new shit there like the perch stuff To be able to let you keep going And not slowing down in the walls. Like you can actually just.. uh oh. I say as I fuck it up. Like you can just do this! This is cool, that you can just run up the building. Cuz that’s what Spider-man should be able to do! Why aren’t you, why aren’t you zipping to it? There we go I wonder if I’ll get like, a little thing in-game for getting to the top of the tallest building. That’s why I’m like, testing it out Perch! Perch! Perch, Spidey, perch! I don’t know where- oh, please do it. Please do it. Please do it. Oh god, this is awkward Okay, this is a little hard to do because I can’t stick to it I have to sprint up it There it is! Yeah, there we go. Yeah, that building is still taller that feels like the tallest one. You’re pretty tall as well though This one feels cooler though because it’s a smaller little space How far away is my thing? You know what? I just want to keep exploring It’s exactly like the start of spider-man- er, the amazing spider-man 2 movie And the music just kicks back in- like that kind of stuff, getting out over the top of a building feels really good now You can just you can technically just hold R2 the whole way across this game. Oh, I don’t know what you just swung from there Let me use this game to just take a tour around New York Yes, let’s face it, this is what everyone wants to see anyway, everyone wants to see the web-swinging God, you could get some serious speed going I’m not even reacting to stuff half the time, I’m so concentrated on what’s going on. Ooh, is that medieval times? I’ve been to a medieval times now. I know what it is. Well, I always knew what it was Thanks to the the movie, Cable Guy, starring, uh, your favorite comedy actor Jim Carrey Wait is this even the building? Like, this is cool He doesn’t lose momentum or anything like that Keep going Spidey. You’re great You’re great and we all love you That’s the Avenger Tower!! Whoa! Oh god, oh god. Oh god Damn Hero for Hire Okay, I got an achievement just for getting up in the building. I can’t believe I’m playing this game. After all my waiting for it and everything, it’s finally here and I’m actually able to play it. This is awesome. Okay, I’m gonna head back to now to the mission. I just wanted to check out the tallest buildings, because it’s super fun to do this. I wish I could get like, really close to the ground There is no better feeling This is why spider-man’s the coolest superhero At least in my book. I know- a lot of it has got to do with the fact that he’s like a regular kid, and he’s trying to deal with all this weird crazy stuff and all that kind of thing, but to me he’s just the coolest, like most agile. He has the coolest powers. God, the music swelling every now and then is really good Oh, I want to be spider-man so badly, he’s so cool! I wonder if I can control the animations that I come out of, like, Sometimes he does that kind of backflip, and then other times he does.. nothing. Other times he does that one. Other times he like, flies out like that. So I’m not really controlling any of that stuff. It all just kind of happens on its own That one’s cool. I like how floppy he is. Keep the speed going! See, like that! He did a, he did a double! And it kind of just keeps you moving forward so you can zip through the buildings really.. Really stylishly and it makes you, like, I’m not doing a whole lot but it makes you feel like a badass. And a lot of that is down to the animations and the camerawork and everything, which a lot of games couldn’t get right Here I am! What’s up, Yuri? Clever reference. (The reference is to spider-man’s black and white Symbiote Suit from the Comics and games) Um it’s funny because her name is Yuri.. and isn’t it Yuri.. Lowenthal? Who does spider-man’s voice, who’s really good at it? He’s a really good Peter Parker, I think. Descramble Okay, wait, what am I doing? Trying to match these things, but.. Oh, Okay That feels about.. there we go. Got it. That didn’t take a whole lot of time. Absolute units. So these are like the Assassin’s Creed towers the fire cry kind of towers. So the more I.. unlock them, The more of the map I get to see okay, I get it And then I get to go do the side mission stuff That’s a very bad cosplay, that doesn’t look anything like my mask Wow, you guys are not very- You guys are not very aware, are you? Enemies with melee weapons block most attacks, but are vulnerable to air launch attacks, okay Okay, there you go Yeah, you! Excuse me, have any of you guys seen my wallet? I lost it. Oh, sorry missed me with that bullshit. I told you before That worked. Could- could you just pretend that- could you just pretend that I’m really cool? Thank you. Face, meet boot. That was pretty simple Oh, I love him That’s, that’s my son! That’s my boy, right there. I am a dad now, and he is my child and I love him. Whoa, yeah! *In Gloria’s voice* Back off, creep! Howdy fellers, Merry Christmas! It’s me, Spider Santa Brutes will block your melee attacks, use webs and throwables to make them vulnerable. Okay So it’s just like taking down Fisk again! I get it everything makes sense Okay, I don’t know if that worked. Can’t- can’t see- I’m sorry, but I can’t see anything. OW! Sir- sir- Sir, Sir? Okay Stop it. I couldn’t see anything because the tree was in the way. Is there anything to swing at you? Here we go *mockingly* ‘Get over here!’ Save the hostage before time runs out. Use the- okay. Whoa That’s awesome And next time, stay down! Sp- sp- spider-man! Spi- well.. At least you didn’t call me spider-boy. So, that’s better I get it Yeah! Of course I am. Oh, this is amazing, he’s exactly what I wanted him to be! Fun! Ok Wait, what? Hold L2 and then.. Oh. *In Gregg’s voice* cRiMeS. Oh, oh, almost there- Is that not it? There we go, I got it! I did it. Spider cop finds another one. Now he could see all the crime in the city. Why did you say that name? Spider boy, spider boy, does whatever a spider toy- WHOA! I can actually see into the buildings. Won’t mind if I get smudgy prints all over it. My suit is all messed up though, can I have a new one? Backupacku. You’re not gonna tell me that you have backpacks all over the city are you? How many backpacks, did you lose? Ohh, they earn backpack tokens, so I can get better gear. First date menu? It’s cuz she loves you, Peter! Fucking best game ever knock knock! You guys really got me Yes, could I have the bracelet? Can you give me a discount, I just saved everything Spider cop.. It’s true. Oh, he’s already dead. I keep forgetting that I can web dudes up. I want to get my upgrades, I want to get some, like, spider grenades Aww. I want more spider cop. He was a cool guy. Almost got it. Al- al- almost got it! Ooh, I got a lot of EXP for that, I’m gonna get an upgrade. Nice Melee damage increased. Sick! Oh, Spidey. My boy swing, swing till your heart’s content! Whoa! Man, flying towards the Sun like that is really pretty. whoa, whoa, whoa Sometimes the physics of the web’s are a little.. a little wonky to try and let you go where you want to go Whoa- there’s something spider cop needs to do! Spider cop, roll out! There’s crime about. You won’t get far with Spider Cop on your tail. Okay, you actually are quite fast Whoa whoa whoa whoa- Where am I even going? Hey fellas That’s clever Okay, that- that didn’t really work Just stick them and they go Wait, how’s it still going? There’s no one on the accelerator. I just broke that car. Sorry! Uh, occupational hazard. Fellas, I just did your job for you. Can I get a high five? High five? High five? Aww. But I wanna- high fives! Damn, I got a great butt. How’s everyone doing? You guys feeling okay? Feeling safe? Yes. It is me -the spider-boy Aww, they’re clapping for me! You guys are great. Here, have a manhole! I just knock somebody out, way down the street. Oh God, oh God, where am I, Oh God It doesn’t matter where I am- what matters is where I’m going Damn, I’m a veritable old badass. Wait, I got a skill thing, didn’t I? Yeah, so what do I wanna do? Square, and then hold triangle to grab and throw an enemy in any direction? Hmm maybe.. Dodge window: decreases timing for- yeah, dodge might be good. Press square just as an attack lands to generate bonus focus.. Focus… Um, is there any, like.. super speedy stuff? Like… Okay, I want this Cuz it’s useful. Moves list? What are you telling me? Oh, This is all the stuff I need to get better at I need to figure out all the controls and what the hell I’m actually doing. Man, this is- it’s not only a good spider-man game, it’s a fantastic superhero game. Which, I mean, kind of goes hand-in-hand I guess, but it just makes you feel like a superhero. What are you- stop, stop, stop, okay? We need to go back into the lab, I need to work on stuff. And make my suit all cool. People are gonna laugh at me because I got a gash across my chest and then they’ll be like spider-man can’t do that cuz he’s.. He’s an idiot, and I’m really not I’m a decent boy Yeah, fix your hair. Some people get helmet hair, I get spider-man mask hair. But the ladies love it! Yep. You knew this. That’s why we came here Spider work, spider work. The textures in that suit are really good Uh oh. UH OH. So he doesn’t think I’m him. He just thinks I work for him Check your email. *laughs* Do you think Otto put on the suit while I was gone? That just says O. Doct- according to Dr. Carla Sofen’s research, higher contrast leads to slower visual processing. This should give your other employer a slight advantage in conflict. Ooh, oooh! There it is! Complete side missions and citywide activities to earn tokens. Hold X to craft the advanced suit. That’s the suit from- that’s, like, the suit that was in all the promotional materials. New suit and power unlocked. Crafting a new suit auto-equips the new suit power. Use the suit power menu to swap back to any previous suit powers you have unlocked. Suits can also be upgraded with suit mods Complete side missions and activities to unlock suits. Suit powers and suit mods.. Use tokens to create suit mods. Wow! So the suits all have individual powers as well, I didn’t know that Or did I? I feel like I probably should have But I think all the white stuff that’s on him like the white spider and the stuff on his knuckles are all harder pieces of material so he can, like, Survive, like, stab wounds and shots and he can punch harder because it’s like plastic Rather than cloth So pretty That, like, switch from cut scene to gameplay is awesome. Nice damn, I’m fast What happened to you?? *laughs* Did you just fall over because I was coming in? I just like perching on things Man. Okay! Well, I’m gonna leave this first episode here. This game is phenomenal. So far, I am incredibly in love with this. It feels exactly like Spider-Man should feel and I know I kind of played the demo as well, but having it like here in front of me and being able to take my time with it and not… Be stressed for time or anything like that is.. is really really cool. Okay, let’s listen to this. That was cool. I did like a little backflip off it. I kinda like the other suit though, a lot more. Well, this suit is really cool as well Okay. Okay, I’m gonna pause this because the stuff is just going to keep going on in the background But, yeah, again, I like the way the story is going. I like that Octavius is the person kind of crafting.. scientific, like, technologies and it kind of bleeds into Peters life And he’s kind of working for him, that’s a really cool aspect of the story that I like a lot and it makes sense cuz normally it’s like Norman Osborn who’s making all the equipment and everything, but Octavius is also a guy who creates a lot of technology and see him and Peter work together He’s kind of like you’re da Vinci from Assassin’s Creed 2 where you go to the lab and make new suits and all that kind of stuff, so I’m excited to see where all these upgrades and everything go and I’m excited to see where the story goes as well because I’m assuming Octavius is gonna go bad at some point and start fighting against me when the arms and everything come out But who knows? For now, thank you guys so much for watching this first episode if you liked it punch that like button in the face! LIKE A BOSS! And High Fives all-round!!! *Whoopsh!! 2x* thank you guys and I will see all you dudes IN THE NEXT VIDEO!!!!! (Outros) I’m Everywhere By Teknoaxe – *Thanks for Watching!* Ooooh, Goody! I want to play it all night
[MUSIC PLAYING] POLICE RADIO: All units,
all units, 1010S at 36 and Park. Repeat,
all units be advised. Shots fired
at Fisk Towers. [MUSIC PLAYING] SPIDER-MAN: Yuri,
I’m here. YURI: What do you see? DEMON: Find the rest. Boss wants them dead. SPIDER-MAN: Looks like
the Demons are moving in on Fisk’s territory. YURI: You got this? SPIDER-MAN: I got this. [GRUNT] [GRUNT] DEMON: Huh? DEMON: Fisk’s men have fled
through the building; eliminate them. SPIDER-MAN: Should have
worn a helmet. [GRUNT] [GUNFIRE] FISK MAN: You got
what you came for. You don’t need to
kill us too. DEMON: Fisk’s territory
is ours now. SPIDER-MAN: Not today. DEMON: Spider-man! Tell the boss
he’s here. [MUSIC PLAYING] [GRUNTING] [GUNFIRE] [PHONE RINGING] SPIDER-MAN: Hey, Willy. FISK: You. SPIDER-MAN: Nice jump suit,
slimming. FISK: Stay out
of my business. SPIDER-MAN: Wait. The Demons,
who’s their leader. FISK: Keep my men alive and
maybe I’ll tell you. SPIDER-MAN: Saving bad guys
from other bad guys, not how I thought
today would go. FISK MAN: Please. [GRUNTING] SPIDER-MAN: Hey, big guy. Is that a Higgs field? That’s actually really cool. [HELICOPTER OVERHEAD] SPIDER-MAN: Fisk,
your men are safe. Your turn.
Who runs the Demons? FISK: You’re about to find out.
Check the roof. SPIDER-MAN: He’s here? Martin Li? Ugh. Oh, come on. No, no, no, no, no. [GASP] Let’s go.
Let’s go. Let’s go. Go. Did that just happen? Yeah. YURI: I’m getting reports of a
helicopter with a wrecking ball? SPIDER-MAN: It’s complicated. Turns out Martin Li
is running the Demons. YURI: The guy who runs
the homeless shelters? SPIDER-MAN: Like I said,
complicated. Sit tight, Yuri.
I got this. Please,
let me got this. YURI: That helicopter
is destroying the city. SPIDER-MAN: I know. YURI: You need to
bring it down. SPIDER-MAN: I know. YURI: Maybe you could
superhero a little faster? SPIDER-MAN: Working on it Yuri. Whoa! Too close. Ugh. [SCREAMING] Okay, Lee.
Here I come. Hi.
Is this the flight to Newark? Why are you doing this? MARTIN LI: Because
no one else will. SPIDER-MAN: Lee, this is crazy.
This isn’t you. MARTIN LI: You don’t know me. SPIDER-MAN: Need a plan.
Need a plan real fast. I guess this
is the plan. Come on, Pete;
you got this. You got this.
You got this. You got this. Please
don’t screw this up. [HEROIC MUSIC] [SIRENS] Mr. Li? [HEROIC MUSIC] BOY: It’s over. Come on, dude.
Let’s go. Miles!
Hello you bearded bastards and welcome to the barricaded Merc a temperate freshwater swamp really kind of a nasty place Honestly, however, it is just to the southeast of a large dwarven fortress the capital of the scrape to chambers It’s a place called lor Bama Still, standard world and it is formidable indeed So this here should bee a very safe place to build a fortress I’m thinking anyways, now we can see here a small group of dwarves and these dwarves call themselves Zu den haag ik the keeper of bees and their fortresses name is tatar gugas honey Stoker Which is kind of an odd translation into our tongue. That’s the Dwarven language for you I suppose now if you haven’t guessed already the keeper of bees is a group of dwarves here for the express purpose of Starting a beekeeping industry now with that in mind. They’re not totally here of their own accord. Not you. See this fortress has been commissioned by a wild boar man who lives nearby And the boar’s name is moses as disaster Agathe Kind of an enterprising fellow really he had come into a little bit of money and so he had funded this expedition in order to gain more Understandable really make your money work for you and all and so all these dwarves here are basically his employees, but that’s okay I’m thinking because these dwarves would like to carve a little place for themselves anyways And so what the heck why not take that pig man’s money, right? It makes sense. This place is serene enough I suppose even if it is a swamp and is pretty close to home – so that’s not bad nice and safe Especially with there being an ongoing conflict with the torment of witches just an added benefit now It should bee noted that I know almost nothing about beekeeping in Dwarf Fortress. Just a little disclaimer here right at the beginning So we’re going to bee figuring some things out by ourselves that being said I have done some research on it and it doesn’t seem like it’s that Complicated but I suppose we’ll see right now. I have my dwarves making some hives in which honey bees can bee stored I’m making them out of stone I’m going to try to make as many things out of stone as possible in this fortress would look who needs it Maybee those Waterkeeper guys up in the north, but not us down in the heartland And then after we have those hives I’m going to need a place to put them Hoping to put the fortress here in this little Bend of the river just kind of tuck it into this turn I think that might bee pretty neat I’m also gonna try to go for an open air fortress sort of a thing like a big pit in the ground Because the honey bees are going to need access to the above ground area here and I don’t want the dwarves to bee too far Away from their industry, you know, all right, and how’s that for a shape? Yeah, I like it kind of oblong a bit natural I could dig it I’m also gonna try to make the walls Bee smooth stone as we head downwards just so nothing can climb down and get to our dwarves easily That wouldn’t bee a great thing. I don’t think and you know, I’m gonna put some walls up around this as well It might bee for the best, but we should probably get access to stone first before we do anything like that Back down here. It would appear all our hives are good to go. And so I’d like to place them somewhere Where though? I don’t really want to wait for this whole thing to bee dug out before I place them somewhere that might take a while So you know what? I’m actually gonna make a little area over here on the other side of the river and that’s where I’ll put the hives Kind of wonky. I know but we really have to get them down quickly. It takes a long time to produce, honey And so the sooner we get started the better. All right, just to get started We’re gonna put down ten hives like this and these will all bee empty hives to start anyways And how we get bees is a dwarft with the beekeeping labor enabled will scour the map looking for an active honeybee Hive and it doesn’t look like anybody’s doing it quite yet So I’m thinking there might bee no hives on the map right now. All right, let’s have a look here Okay over here just a left this little white circle. That is a colony of termites Useless, so I’m going to construct a dirt road over it which will destroy this colony there can only bee a limited number of bug colonies on the map at a time and so by destroying these other colonies it makes more space for honeybees to pop in eventually from what I understand another colony of termites over here see ya. with a colony of ants down here get the hell out of here How’s that hole coming fellows looking good actually keep at it Will you oh and you know, I just noticed right here on the bank of the river or I guess in the river itself There is actually a colony of honeybees. Yep, but it’s a like in The river I don’t know why the hell that would be Well, I’m thinking a dwarf would go and get the bees out of there if it wasn’t floating in the water Mmm, I’m not too sure what to do about that. We’ll just ignore for now. Okay? well it looks to bee all the hives that were on the map currently and so I Suppose we’ll just wait around a bit and hopefully more honey bees will pop up eventually I am led to believe if that is the case So I’m not too concerned about it, but I would like to get this whole thing started pretty quickly We can’t displease our boss. He seems like kind of a hard case. Honestly wouldn’t want to anger him But while we’re waiting that gives us more time to start digging which is good something that has to bee done I suppose if we get deep enough we could pull all the hives down here and set up over on the side there that would Bee preferable Oh and hey, would you look at that? We’ve already dug down to stone. Very good. It wasn’t too far down there Well, we’ll get that turned into rock blocks ASAP and then we can get the walls of this pit finished with smooth stone So invaders can’t climb in and that’ll give us a moat of safety. Hopefully anyways, ooh All right Now I just happen to pause the game right as his dwarf is getting a colony of honeybees from this hive right here and they do have that job install colony in hive So that must bee what they’re doing But you know, I think I’m gonna move all these hives down into our pit now because we have hit stone I’d rather have them down there. There we go. Go find something else to do just a moment. Sorry about that All right. The first of the hives is in place So now let’s watch this dwarf here who is now carrying I guess a hive of bees. Ah, yes. It looks like they’re carrying currently 18,000 honeybees, I guess just in their hands. Hmm. Well, that’s interesting Yeah, this is a stack of 18,411 live honey Bees just got it. Got an arm full of bees Right there. I mean mmm. Hmm. Well, that’s something just straightforward way to go about it. I mean, I’m not gonna fault you for that But I don’t maybee maybee a bag or like a bucket of bees or something armful of bees I’m not too sure but anyways, as you were and Deduk here is carrying an armful of bees back to the fortress very slowly mind you but eventually they’ll get there just like this. It is installed And yeah, we now have an active hive of honey bees if we hit Q and go over it We have the option to install a colony when ready which has been done already We could also choose to have Dwarves automatically gather products from this hive which will destroy this colony now We’re not gonna want to collect things from this hive In fact, I’m gonna have no dwarves collect products from any of these hives right here These 10 hives here will bee used to replenish other hives I plan on having about 40 hives going 30 of which will bee used to gather products from and the other 10 will bee used to replenish those 30 hives Just so we don’t have to go through the hassle of collecting wild bees like this I’m not sure if this is a good way to go about it As I said, I haven’t really done this before but I’m thinking this should get the job done We’ll all cease doing enough And so hopefully now these hives here we’ll just continue growing and we’ll bee able to split them in the future. Fantastic Looks like we’re good to go. Oh and you know, I should also keep track of the date It is currently 15th of felsite in the year 273 late spring Let’s see how long it takes for these things to actually produce any products. I have a feeling it’s gonna take a long time Yeah, and in the meantime, we’ll continue work on our home here by putting down some more hives Of course, that’ll only help to speed things up and we’ll continue getting this wall constructed So we have a nice safe place to live and you know I was trying to figure out an entrance to our home here and I’m thinking we should make a tunnel, you know Maybee like we’ll have the actual entrance bee out here somewhere and people will have to go underground to actually access the fortress Yeah, I like that. Definitely. There we go. What kind of make it like this? It will safely lead to the bottom of our pit home. Whatever the hell you want to call it. And you know what? I’m actually think we should make another tunnel entrance too just in case goblins show up I wasn’t really actually planning on having an army here. So if we can get a good trap going that’ll bee all we need Yeah, let’s do that. How’s that? So when invaders come we can close up the safe passage and open up this awful dangerous trap thing Yeah, that’s we’re going with and some migrants. Very good. Got some angry faces here not something I like to see probably an exiled from Waterkeeper. I heard they had a pretty good Posse where they would exile any crabby dwarves Hmm, but I don’t think that’s a policy. We’ll take on board here at state are go gosh No, we’re gonna try our best to keep all these dwarfs happy and hopefully we can manage it Alright, it looks like all our hives are in place. I’m just trying to focus on those top ten right now And once that’s done the other one should get filled up pretty quickly having a look at the top of our pit It looks like the gray Stonewall is all done now If you look down a level the silt Stonewall is coming right along almost done But we still don’t have any place for our dwarf to live which is awful frankly, especially considering We have a couple of upset dwarves now. Let’s try to improve their lives a bit. Now let’s see We’ll start off with a meeting hall over on the right side here and I’m gonna make you underground accessible to these stairways Which lead down to the actual meeting hall kind of an odd shape, sure and I have those cubbies on the side Which I’m going to put tables and chairs in just to kind of mix it up a bit And I do have these bigger chambers over the left side here and that’s we’re gonna store food and drink. Yes I know this whole chamber is a bit off-center, but I figured that gives it some charm. I like it would you look at that the traders have arrived but Unfortunately doesn’t look like their wagons were able to get in. I think a tree was blocking their path Oh, what a hassle. Well in any event, we don’t have any honey to trade with you. I’m sorry next year, though We’ll bee brimming with this stuff. You’ll have to trust me from now Let’s see what we have not a whole heck of a lot and so put some logs We’ll trade some logs with them just so we have some food and drinks to get us through the next year Oh, yeah, I forgot. They don’t have their wagons. They can’t even carry these logs Okay. Well just a bit of bad news there, I guess and on top of that bad news We actually have some horrendous news along with the merchants a few other dwarves have arrived as well Including the outpost liaison who tells us that standard whirls, the capital of the scraped chambers. Our civilization has been Conquered by the torment of witches and goblins led by googles burials. That is Disastrous really the standard World’s was one of our civilizations biggest fortresses for to have fallen Those goblins are powerful. You know that fortress is in there to protect us anymore Well, hopefully we can get some defenses up. And if our little place here stays small enough. Maybe we can go unnoticed It’s gonna be our only hope we can’t abandon this place We only just started well in light of this terrible news Another runner has accompanied the merchants and they claim to be a messenger from the pig man They mainly just want a report of our productivity and they also brought with them some strange requirements Involving a well sure a well is important in a fortress, but usually it doesn’t have to be so specific. Hmm Well, I guess we’re gonna build one anyway, so well, you’re right to it boss. No worries Anyways back to work dwarves. Alright now we have these forty hives here I chose 40 because apparently if you have any more than that Production slows down quite a bit and you cannot have more than 60 world’s production stops entirely It’s probably gonna take a while for those other hives to fill up with bees But in the meantime, we’re just gonna keep working on the fortress itself. Well aside from our honey situation Our fortress is coming along, fairly well anyways. those two tunnels are dug out The pit itself is dug out and the walls above are all set now, and so we should be pretty safe And you know We’re gonna start on that well, too and we’re just gonna put it over here in this corner now from what I understand He doesn’t want to bee a big thing. He does not want to bee fed by the river directly I’m a little concerned that’s gonna make it kind of stagnant But those are the orders and plus we have plenty of alcohol anyways So it’s not like we’re gonna have to rely on this thing for water. Maybe just an extreme emergencies You know what? He probably wants us to build this so that if we get sieged by the goblins who are now Very close we can still have some access to water. I guess still seems pretty strange to me But yeah, whatever, you know I’ll tell you what We’re gonna get that well in order and I’m also gonna try to set up some bedrooms for our dwarves and something we really have To do but it’s also kind of tedious So I’m gonna some time pass get a few things in order and then we’ll get right back to you It’s currently mid autumn. Just so you know, and I’ll talk to you again in a couple months All righty welcome back is the 17th of opal 273 midwinter so it’s been a couple of months in as you can See things are well under way here. We now have a bunch of bedrooms carved out They still have to bee smooth, but it’s a good start on top of that We moved all of our workshops down here to the bottom of the pit. Nice and safe. Well relatively safe. Really? actually I guess not that safe at all because these gates are not functioning and we really have no way to block ourselves off from the Outside world, but no matter I’m sure we still have some time here Now if we have a look at our hives here, they’re actually doing pretty well It should bee noted too that there is no real straightforward way to tell if one of these hives had bees in it or not other than hitting T to look inside a building and then going over one of the hives Like this one here has nothing in it. But this one over here has 15,758 live honeybees in it So this is in fact a active hive Even more exciting this one over here has some honeybees as well as some royal jelly and a wax honeycomb So that’s pretty awesome It does take a long time for these bees to produce anything seemingly But it is looking like a few of our hives do have honey combs and jelly in them Now these ones here are the base hives the ones that the other hives will be taking bees from So it looks like our ground-level bee hive infrastructure is well underway, which is good to see now I’m trying to resist. I don’t want to collect anything from those active hives yet. We have to save them for the other hives I’m sure we’ll regret it If we don’t. the meeting hall down here is pretty much all set It just has to bee smoothed out. Now if you have a little bits and pieces need to bee added as well It’s kind of bare and horribly ugly in there, but meh, whatever and then over this way here in our nasty little trap hall I am in the process of getting some menacing wooden spikes set up all over this place And there’s gonna bee a ton of them in here too I know wood doesn’t really do a whole heck of a lot of damage I mean it’s wood after all but I figure if we get enough of them in here Then some of them are bound to do some sort of damage I mean, I really do plan on having hundreds of them in here I’ll trigger by these pressure plates up here Which is something I have done in the past and it should work pretty okay And plus I do have a few other little odds and ends. I want to throw in this tunnel as well Just so it’s not a boring old spiked tunnel if the goblins do show up We really want them to know that they messed up coming to this place. Oh, and they’ll know it. Trust me I’m also having one of my dwarves create a whole bunch of honeybee statues that want to put throughout that corridor just to kind of Emulate the feeling of walking into a giant honeybee hive on top of the fact that you’ll bee getting stung Constantly little stings by wooden spikes, not necessarily the most damaging stings, but there’s gonna bee a whole lot of them. Yeah I’m sure any invaders will get a real kick out of that taking a look at our hives here I believe they actually all have colonies of honeybees in them now every single one, which is very exciting Yep, looks to bee the case. That is so cool. Oh and this one here actually has a wax honeycomb in it All right. Well, I guess now we have to wait for someone to collect it. I don’t see the royal jelly though I would assume that would bee in here as well interesting, you know, having a look down here in our stockpile there Is this jug here, which is filled with royal jelly? I guess I figured the colony would bee destroyed if anybody collected anything from it But maybee royal jelly can bee collected just fine seems a little strange to me Well, I suppose now we could try putting down some kitchens And from what I understand royal jelly can bee cooked into meals, which is pretty exciting Well by here, wait a second. Looks like we have our first artifact Let’s take a quick look, Dakost Tileshdod’k the miner has created Domas Dakas a silt stone cabinet He claims that as a family heirloom pretty cool. Let’s have a look The Guilds of color This is a silt stone cabinet all Craftsmanship is of the highest quality on the item is an image of Zealotplanned the walnut wood ring in silt stone as well as an image of the kisses of naughtiness the tetrahedrite armorstand in silt stone Well, it’s interesting that this dwarf chose to put an image of two of water keepers artifacts on their own I suppose it could bee a show of solidarity in a way or possibly it’s a way to honor the place I know those Waterkeeper dwarves are far from home Maybee it just kind of sounds exciting through these Dwarfs who are still so close to home that could well bee the case Anyways, let’s have that thing placed in Dakost’ room. I mean, it’s his artifact and all a family heirloom Might as well, right? Anyways royal jelly, would you look at that? We actually have three more jugs of the stuff here in the stockpile four jugs of royal jelly But from what I can tell there’s no honey yet, which seems a little strange to me Well, you know, I actually just modified this stockpile here to accept wax tools and that might do it. Let’s see Okay, there we go. Yeah, it definitely did it. Those must bee our honey combs and yes, they are. Wow, that is pretty cool I’m pretty sure this is the first time I’ve ever actually collected honey in Dwarf Fortress That being said we still don’t actually have honey just the honey comb and so we have to press the honey out of this thing Using a screw press I believe that would make sense Anyways, as a side note before I go any farther, I notice that the dwarves are collecting royal jelly But not the honey and I believe if they collected just the royal jelly then the colony remains intact So I’m thinking as long as there’s not a stockpile that will accept, honey Then dwarfs can just keep collecting royal jelly. Just infinitely without destroying the colonies. I don’t know if that’s a case That’s my guess anyways, screw press like you weren’t installed over here. Just a second shouldn’t take too long You know, I’m having a look up here at our hives and they all currently have colonies of bees in them So, I mean those colonies were replaced damn quick. Hmm. Alright good to note Now before we get to that screw Press I just want to show you this hallway real quick the hall of bees You can see many of those stabby wooden spikes are in place now, and they’re all hooked up to pressure plates as well So this hull is pretty much good to go these bridges too So I’m fairly confident in our safety at this point and also a lot of statues are in place as well Honeybee statues and on the walls you can see we have engraved honey combs as well as images of honeybees And I kind of hoped had this hallway bee a surreal experience to walk through really as if you’re stuck in a giant beehive Which is nightmarish. I really hope we get attacked by goblins at this point. I’m also getting terribly sidetracked One more thing up here. You can see we’ve made another ring of residences We have this one down below and now this one up above accessible through ramps So now we should have plenty places to live and up to the north here that’s intended to bee a temple just to make sure All the dwarves remain happy it’s almost all set. Oh and that weird Well is all set too we made sure to keep it very shallow again another one of that Pigman specifications I don’t know what the hell this thing is gonna bee used for but again, he’s the boss So whatever we’ll continue to try our best to make him happy and back down here to our screw press wow This stockpile is entirely filled with honey combs and jugs of royal jelly. That was pretty quick, huh? Oh and here comes the dwarf in wagons. Um, let’s try to do something with that real quick. Now this screw press here I am going to press honey from honey combs on repeat right now, please thank you and imagine somebody’ll get to it shortly Oh, here we go Pressing and there we go. We have honey. That’s fantastic. And here is a jug of honeybee, honey cool, and it only took us Mmm, nearly two years to produce one. That’s horrendous Well, we’re just hoping misters disaster goth is a kind of a patient fellow. Well, you keep at it, dude The traders are here well to see how much we could produce before they leave Well, I guess for now we can just trade all of our royal jelly and what honey We do have that should get us something. I’m hoping anyways, it was two years worth of effort It better get us something. There you go. Dwarves bringing in, there We are Alright and we’ll get to trading. Well, you know, this stuff doesn’t really seem to get you that much Like mm-hmm like at all, let’s see what we can get for it. Alright. Well, I guess that’ll do it just got a whole bunch of meat and plants which according to the messenger who is once again sent by mistress to Zara Gough is Terrible we’re doing a horrible job here in the fortress And I mean, yeah, I guess we’re taking a while to produce honey, but it’s all part of the territory We can’t bee blamed entirely. We tried to explain ourselves as best we could and eventually they seemed to get what we’re talking about inspected our well a bit and made some suggestions on how we should change it and then they drink a lot of our alcohol and Went to sleep in one of the wagons That’s okay though, because I think I know a way we could turn a profit using honey and other bee products Let’s see first of all I’m gonna build some more screw presses because we really seem to bee getting a lot of honey combs from those hives and so it Makes sense to want to speed up the process very good. Now we don’t have a proper cook in this fortress But, I suppose we could start cooking anyways, gotta get that practice in somehow now we have this fella here His name is reg, and he’s a wax worker He has a bunch of skill in wax working for the express purpose of turning the used honeycombs into crafts But as opposed to we could make him a cook too. He’s not really doing anything else interesting So yeah, let’s do that. And after reg is done getting his drink here. Hopefully, he’ll start cooking. Oh there he goes Oh, but it looks like he’s not grabbing any honey products quite yet, but that’s okay he doesn’t have any skill in cooking so might as well test out his skills on some useless plants that we have laying around just Trying to keep my eyes open for what he does actually make something out of honey Because I really want to see what he does and while we’re waiting for him to get down with that How about we try to make some Mead that’s something I’ve definitely never done in dwarf fortress. Let’s see how it goes Right brewing brewing and all set. I guess yeah there we have it a barrel of Mead very awesome I’d know something about it. It just seems more profound than a normal dwarven drink. It’s a special thing yet I’m also going to forbid it so that it’s only used for trade. Yes I know it’ll bee hard to resist dwarves, but try your best Oh, and now that we have some Mead it looks like the dwarf is going in making something out of honey products I think anyways, and yes, it is a honey bee honey roast very cool This is a stack of four honeybee. Honey roast. The ingredients are well minced bilberries finely minced raspberries Well, minced honey. Bee royal jelly and finely minced honey bee, honey I can’t easily say how the hell you’d mince honey But it’s an interesting concept and I’m sure it took a very talented dwarf to put this piece together. Very cool well, let’s keep pumping these things out dwarves and Eventually, we’ll have something to trade I imagine now Another thing we could do is make crafts out of the honey bee comb wax which is an interesting concept I don’t really know why you’d want to but let’s give it a try you will make wax crafts And that is the only option we could choose Normally, you can choose like what kind of craft you’d want to make but not in this instance now Let’s see what happens bringing some wax to the craftdwarf workshop working And we’re done. Let’s see what we got. Well, you know strangely enough. We actually got three crafts out of that That is interesting. We have a scepter a ring and a bracelet none of which are worth very much at all Unfortunately, but it’s to bee expected Well, I’m just gonna let him keep going and we’ll see what he makes after a while The whole idea is kind of intriguing, you know, I’m back down here in our food stockpile I was wondering white dwarves really weren’t in a hurry to cook up the honey I had all the honey over in this stockpile here But then I switched over to this plant stockpile and that’s when a dwarf finally cooked up that one piece of honey But that’s all I’ve seen so far I have a couple of ideas But I think I’m just gonna try them out in the background and we’ll check back in on our clicking a little bit back up Here on the surface and there is one thing that I noticed about these bees here that I have not yet mentioned and well you can see them flying around all over the place here these little yellow dots if we move up a couple levels you can even See them flying over the fortress, which is pretty darn cool But the dwarves are constantly walking through this area here and they get stung a lot like a real lot Every couple minutes are getting an announcement that someone’s been stung by a honeybee, which you see normally during gameplay from time to time But never really on this level. It’s pretty crazy really but the dwarves really don’t seem to mind that much I mean at this point, they must have built up an immunity to the venom I would imagine anyways, and their skins gotta bee all calloused and leathery. Yeah, basically it’s a fortress of dwarven footballs It makes you wonder if there’s some sort of an application for these honey bees stings. Nothing terribly useful I’m sure but it would bee interesting to throw goblins into a pit surrounded by honey. Bee hives and Just have them get stung a lot Yeah, that’d bee pretty entertaining maybee in a future fortress well over here in our little workshop area I’m still producing wax crafts and we have quite a collection at this point over in this bin Here we have well, you could see a whole bunch of different pieces bracelets crowns rings figurines and they’re all basically Useless as in they’re not worth very much at all and so down here at this jeweler workshop I’m having and dwarf encrust them with gems We’ve actually dug out quite a few gems here instant Argos gosh, and so I figured we put them to use might as well Right, and so hopefully that’ll improve the quality of our waxy crafts I’d have to imagine it will back over here to the food stockpile You can see it kind of changed up this pile right here There are now a bunch of smaller piles in this chamber one that accepts mead one that accepts fish plants drinks in a couple of big piles that accept honey and royal jelly Getting dwarf to cook specific food is kind of a giant pain and I don’t even know if this is gonna work. Really Oh, Actually that Wharf just grab some royal jelly. Okay good. That seems to work pretty well Actually, of course, it requires the solid foods to bee in these other piles, but it’s look it’s a job done It would seem let’s see what they made. Well here we have a honeybee royal jelly roast This is a stack of 13. Finely preparing honeybee royal jelly roast. The ingredients are superiorly minced Kaniwa flower Exceptionally minced honeybee royal jelly. Well minced royal bee honey jelly and Superiorly minced honeybee royal jelly Okay so some flower and royal jelly a unique dish but I mean who the hell knows maybee it kind of fluffs up into a loaf of bread sort of a Sort of a deal. Oh, you know what? Here’s another one. Let’s have a look. This is a stack of 18 superiorly prepared honeybee Royal jelly roast the ingredients are superiorly minced blood amaranth flour superiorly minced prepared rhinoceros kidney, superiorly minced prepared coelacanth intestines and Exceptionally minced honey. Bee royal jelly. Very interesting. It’s cool, though We have plants meat and royal jelly in this one. I can’t imagine what the presentation looks like, but it’s bound to bee interesting I’m, thinking the taste of a culture Well, even if it is a pain in the butt i’m glad we figured out how to cook certain types of food well worth the effort i’d say and it looks like we just managed to get things done right in time because the Dwarven caravan is Here once more and there are a whole bunch of them too eager to get their hands in some of our honey. I suppose Who could blame them? All right Well, we’re gonna get some trading done and probably not get a whole hell of a lot for it, honestly And in the meantime, we’re just finishing up the final finishing touches on our well and a strange thing It is too fairly typical except that does have an overhang now to avoid contamination part of the pig man Specifications and then down here at the bottom we’ve actually made it a little wider so it could hold more water and we had installed a bunch of wooden spikes like we have In our stinging hall there at the bottom of this pit as well all part of an experiment I guess Moses had told us that it’s a way to agitate the water. Keep it stirred up and that should make it taste better Bee more refreshing less stagnant I guess i’m not sure if that’s going to work at all and frankly I find the whole thing kind of strange because the water still tastes pretty muddy But it’s really the least we can do. We’re taking a long time producing the honey We’re supposed to bee getting here in the fortress. But at least now we could say we got this strange Well completely done to those very precise specifications, even that miserable messenger seemed pleased when he left with the wagons We showed him all of our new honey products the food the wax crafts But really he didn’t seem to care so much about that stuff. No, he was mainly focusing on this Well, I don’t know why this thing is so important frankly. It’s pretty strange But once more I guess we can’t complain about the whole thing I mean at this point we have plenty of rooms for all of our dwarves a robust beekeeping industry in the works We are well defended by our spike trap hall which is almost all the way completed and is completely adorned with honeycomb engravings That’s gonna bee a real spooky place And yeah I guess at this point we could just live the rest of our lives happily as long as those goblins don’t give as much trouble And i suppose as long as that wild boar man. Keeps happy. I don’t see why he wouldn’t though He seems rather pleased with the place. Yeah, you know honestly to me, it doesn’t seem like beekeeping is a worthwhile industry Maybee kind of a support industry to bee used in conjunction with something a bit more effective But you know as long as mistress disaster goth keeps happy then I guess we could bee happy. Yeah, you know what? I’m glad we took his money things are working out pretty okay for us All right, I’m back and I have good news today buddy. I think they’re ready We can move on to the next step. Well, it certainly took long enough Damn dwarves now gather your things ACK. We have a long trip ahead of us It’s taken three long years But it would seem that the beekeeping dwarves are finally ready or their well is at least but what does that mean? What do Moses and ACK have up their sleeves? Well, hopefully we’ll find out next episode I thank you for watching and I hope to see you next week and until then you bearded bastards
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Guys I was legitimately worried that modern warfare was not going to be getting infected today at least We have a Minecraft update only something works I essentially skipped uploading on Tuesday because I knew I wanted to wait for infected to be out I knew that’s what I wanted to record and then at 1 o’clock the game mode still wasn’t there I’m not recording this at 4 p.m. On Tuesday. And here it is We finally have it infected for public match eliminated survivors become infected. In fact everyone or survived the game to win. Here we go Oh, it’s a teen player. Oh, why is it not a night Matty unused iMac? I know this is gonna be like a completely random story. But just so you guys know I actually do edit on Mac I use Final Cut Pro chill who do really awesome at it’s like this one. Yeah, since I use Mac computers to edit I try to stay on top of like all things Apple So I keep up with all that stuff and at the time of recording There’s apparently an Apple Mac Pro that goes for like 52 thousand dollars So that’s only a few max out all the specs like getting one-and-a-half terabytes of memory for it. It’s just fucking nuts a $52,000 cheese grater here at renders pretty quickly. That might have to come Looks like we actually have a case I was doing this in private match against bots because I really thought this was not gonna be available at all I was playing on small Maps and it gave us a shotgun but it looks like you can also get the a K as well So that’s pretty cool. We’ll probably be able to survive a little bit longer. It’s gonna be you know That wasn’t that guy where we gonna camp today. Now that infecteds in the game. We finally have a valid reason to camp This is such a huge map for this or is anything gonna happen not someone’s dead People are just killing themselves so they can try to infect people. So yeah guys infected is now in modern warfare And Anya Palace is now a ground war map I don’t know if I’m gonna be playing ground war on Alanya palace in this video I mean Maybe I can but I’m just gonna give you guys my honest opinion on your palace for ground war was not good when I was Invited out for that early capture session for modern warfare I had a chance to play it and the spawn trapping was horrible. I guess I could check it out See if it still is bad. But I don’t know if it’s gonna be worth the pain and suffering not the lobby’s dead I haven’t seen one. Enemy. Yeah, this is going well. No the timer really increases when people die. It’s like four extra minutes Well, you do get the specialist bonus. It looks like wow that noise when someone dies is so annoying Wow, there’s only four people lives to be fourteen people coming after me. I’m not ready for this. I’m actually kind of nervous I haven’t seen anyone yet. I’ll shoot off a warning shot. I’ll trooper there’s no red dots on mini-map They won’t be able to see that bullshit. Someone’s coming for me. Hey, buddy, I Got scavenger now Nope, fuck you, come on, that was pathetic Sometimes it’s really bad to actually just be one of the last few people and infected when you haven’t seen anyone at all It’s like you’ve completely used your awareness and you just suck. You can’t get any kills It’s the saddest thing to happen when you play infected. Oh, they’re probably out here by these dogs. So that’s a pretty good spot We’re all chasing one guy. Come on, guys. You’re gonna feed everyone. Where is he gonna fail just like me. Oh, he failed me. I Miss playing effect. I’m glad that it’s a team player. So it looks like it’s gonna be pretty good I don’t know if we’re gonna continue to get giant maps like our clock peak I think it’d be really fun to play it on some small maps maybe even the gunfight maps. Oh shit infected on crash Oh, this is gonna be so bad. Everyone’s just gonna go to the top and camp The one thing that is gonna kind of talk about infected in this game is that it’s only gonna be around for like eight days Infected is here on the tent that is gonna be gone by the 18th Which really kind of sucks because of the pretty apparent skill based matchmaking a modern warfare some of the games can be like way too sweaty too competitive and we need more casual fun game modes like Infected to stay in the game. So yeah, stop removing them, please like I predicted everyone’s gonna camp up here. Let’s go I’m still kinda bummed about the crash remake in this game You can’t get to a lot of the different jump spots that you could before like you can’t jump on top of here either It’s just it’s kind of stupid. It’s crash from cold before both that all the fun. It’s to make it a blur Tactical experience fuck off Nelson. No one gives a shit about your nerdy ass opinions. I put the playable cover here Oh my god, this is a sucky what is teabagging this one, dude? This one dude is just crawling around like a worm I couldn’t go Some dedication his legs look kind of broken. Maybe we can use it to playable cover to get on top of the thing Holy shit. Oh, no, you can’t sure trying though Okay, so pretty much everyone is just on top of this building now. This is so ridiculous Some duties but I get a claymore quad feed from camping. That’s so bullshit There’s more cheese happening and infected than there isn’t like of regular gay bones. It shows that he’s got 17 kills. Hi Oh shit. Okay the starting to get through I got my first kill out for like five minutes They’re coming up oh this event. Oh my god This is all kinds of fucking talkin to fucks all kinds of bullshit. Oh my god, y’all got five man. What oh, My fucking god Oh, should they finally got me? Ah Okay, rosetta Camping they’re those so ridiculous. Yeah. It had to be that play. I mean that was ridiculous. I just had to hipfire Everyone’s just coming in. It was fucking chaos That one was a lot of fun at least I actually got to get some good kills there camping like a complete piece of shit though, but that’s infected for you Basically a flat five minutes do a jack shit and then getting a lot of kills. Oh my god infected on Tonya palace Hell no I’m kind of hoping for infected that they have more options as far as goes for the weapons like you’re not just stuck with just The aka in the pistol. I guess I’ll just have to wait and see I’ve only played two games so far Oh God now we have cave night. Oh, this is gonna be terrible I’m probably gonna be infected since I’m joining Lee. I think I’m gonna be infected. Oh, oh and I’m good. Oh sweet Oh, we have a p90 two perfect different guns. I kind of like this right now. This isn’t to pet My God, look how much air that dude got Starting slip through come on Nope Oh Wow, this is about to get bet this buddy here really bad. Oh shit triple I’m almost out of p90 propulsion Oh push it no, I Want out Please no, I just realized if I wanted a claymore quad fee. This would be the perfect place to do it I just got out of him way too quick. I was so long ammo now play the game again I think I got a triple feed maybe and the play bro. That wasn’t too bad though for joining late Oh, no, I don’t want on your palace Honestly, I don’t get why some of the maps and rotation for nfekted are so big I’ve mostly been leaving our club peek and Anya Palace lobbies. I’m glad I got crash again, though So yeah, I think maybe the weapon rotations for infected are randomized me Can you get on top you can’t get on top of the car here? No, I don’t think so Oh wait, you can you can kind of get up here. This is gonna be a bad spot though That’s just gonna be horrible. You hide all the way back here, though That’s not too bad the bessel pool off the game great now so it has to pick something else again Don’t you just love it when people rich quit the second they dine infected I kind of do want to get a claymore quad in this every hilarious. Please don’t look back here Please don’t look back here. This wasn’t an original part of Call of Duty 4. I do not exist back here on the mission Oh Oh God just where they spawn oh fuck dude Oh, they’re just like whoopee if this is where they spawn this gonna be terrible, oh no No, oh My god, there’s the feet. Keep it going month. Oh, we’re gonna destroy these guys What are you guys thinking? What are you doing? Okay, I see how it is so now I know they spawn back here I mean that’s pretty bad I felt the infected player should get more spawns than that ready at 13 kills. Whoa. This is just kind of unfair for them Yes that fee was disgusting that was with only three people actually being infected I’ve been wondering if they can jump from the second story over to here. I don’t know if they can oh Shit. Oh, yeah, they can do it. Okay, they can jump down they can jump down. Okay, that’s terrifying So try some really tricky shit right now Surprise motherfucker, son of a bitch it works. You’re really upset about that feeble. I can use their strategy now I think they got everyone back there. Now. We just have to kill everyone’s camping up here. Let’s see what we got on the ladder See if they’ll see the funny then. They know they know look I drew for the montage. Come on. Perfect No, I cannot hit this throw to save my life. Slow one. Dude. Left. Come on. Where’s a life, dude? Oh, I didn’t kill anyone. In fact, I’m so bad. Oh, I got the play to just watch it on the spawn That was so bad. I still can’t believe that this is their only spawn like they wouldn’t actually be able to spawn anywhere else I’m not gonna blame. They’ve got a Fiat out of it. I think my mic might have decided to just not work Okay, so now I have no idea how much of that was actually usable. Thank you technology. Oh, that kind of sucks I think I might actually try to find Anja palace and ground war though. Oh, there we go. Don’t we run on you palace? Oh, it’s only 48 players. Nice dude. It should be really boring I can see why they wouldn’t do 64 players for this map because of the spawn trapping but just like all the other grow more Maps, I don’t know 24 versus 24 is gonna be that good I much rather prefer there being more players But hopefully the spawn trapping isn’t as bad because we’re gonna find out I actually got a chance to use the ramp seven and ground war now Hope you guys are ready to watch 50 people get run over at the same time ready to do it this time. Come on Fuck up the woman, of course, why does it always have to be that one asshole that does that? Really you’re just leaning up there already, dude Yeah, and I just want to camp us with a fucking tank, of course And there you are. Just leaning right out of the spawn God Just so bullshit. Oh My fucking god dude, it’s all this is on this side. We’re just getting spawn trap. It’s just like when we played it before God and moving this fucking map. Oh my god. I Can’t with this shit the second I spawn I’m fucking instantly killed I can’t believe they thought it was a good idea to put this back in ground war. Holy shit Look you wife spawn in the fucking open. This is just as stupid as I remember it how I’m still alive, but Probably won’t be for long Maybe I just don’t know the map that well I mean I don’t necessarily want to play a map or just constantly spawn trapping people who spawn on the open Shoot this thing down Come on you idiots I’m getting the credit for taking this thing. Oh my god and minute leads. I don’t know what it is But the currency the Koran war has been so shit. It can occasionally be fun to play But so many people just want to camp for kill tricks or it’s night. It’s just like the regular game modes Everything has been slowed down to a fucking crawl and you can’t do anything if you try to run around in this game or play The objective very heavy. You’re funny. It drives me fucking insane, dude You can’t be in the corner well enemies took your fucking flag really dude is that piece of shit probably camping for killstreaks Holy shit, yo, if I didn’t flash there was a possibly a quad there Come on crouching There we go, I’m gonna do what they’re doing I’m just gonna camp outside of their spawn Yeah, you fuckers like it like that. This map is just a shit show Both teams right now are currently just spawn trapping each other do either get spawn trapped where you beat the person spawn trapping That’s all that there’s room for in here. It’s smoke bad I didn’t think this was a very good map for ground when I first played it and I think it’s really stupid that they brought It back in it doesn’t really look like anything was tweaked or changed to make it better to kind of just feel like there’s crap For ideas, and they decided to just throw it in and this update was three hours late So I don’t like modern warfare and I’ll keep playing it and uploading it and supporting it just certainly don’t want a repeat of black Ops for late updates bad updates infuriating shit that just drives everyone fucking bananas. I didn’t really affect it though We need more fun game modes and more maps that actually do gameplay tested It would also still be nice to get an update where if you sit in a corner for too long You just explode I have no idea why that idea has not been thrown around the Infinity Ward offices I think this game should be a real eye-opener. Look at that. He’s still in the fucking corner. He’s spawning people in the corner. Oh My god, I’m not even killed by the person I think is gonna kill me There’s some guy typing everyone’s fucking just sitting back with an ax 50 You didn’t they’re free in two kills because the ciphers so fucking powerful. I’ve decided to put a sniper scope on my tar So I can snipe the other snipers. Here we go. Oh that helps me big-time I notice I’m getting way too heated like way too tilted never I do that I’m just gonna put sniper scopes all my guns and just fuck around Oh, yeah fucker Jumpin come on pepper streak. Oh shit. I actually put on that one dude, really That’s what killed me last seconds. I need my road kill 1. I know everyone’s camping in Billings But you never oh my god, someone use sands or we saved from this map. Do we never have to play it again? I Have no idea what that noise is, but I’m glad I don’t think I’ll ever play this map again It does not worth the pain and suffering if you’re still playing modern warfare. Definitely go check out In fact, it’s a lot of fun steer clear of ano palace ground war though It is stupid if that made for ground war and I don’t think they did anything to improve the experience of that But with that being said, thank you guys very much for watching I hope you guys enjoyed watching me play infected on modern warfare If you guys did enjoy this video and you want to see some more new stuff on modern warfare Make sure to drop a like hey guys later