The Raging Termites Band – Backdoor Official Music

The Raging Termites Band – Backdoor Official Music


The Raging termites are back again
They were at my back door again They Ripped everything apart
I don’t know how to finish or how to start The Raging termites are back
You can ask my girl cause they hit her in the crack
They chewed on our back door I don’t think I’m ever going to make a score
Those Raging Termites, Those Damn Raging Termites they ruined my friendship with my girl
50 50 50 and those muther fuckers ate her out
And they hit her and they screamed and shout
Those damn Raging Termites, they Did their job Something I couldn’t do with my 2 inch dick
Those Raging Termites ate her out again I don’t know if they’re going to be my friends
Now there’s no front door And DON’T EVEN THINK I’M GONNA HIT HER IN
THE Backdoor Those Raging Termites and Me gotta settle
a little score They Can Munch They Can Crunch but my tongue
can win this little war But they’re never gonna get me in the backdoor Those Raging termites
Those Damn Raging termites The Raging Termites ate by the door
It’s overfilled with raging termites They’re never going to get anything from me again,
they ruined everything cause
they’re not my fucking friends
they ate her bush

4K CC. Grasshoppers, Catching Insects In The USA, AZ UT CA NV NM Herping HD

4K CC. Grasshoppers, Catching Insects In The USA, AZ UT CA NV NM Herping HD


That’s a big…woah woah Big Grasshopper O where’d he go? He fell down Don’t worry I shall rescue you with my love Come here Mr Grasshopper No no no don’t go that way I love you and I wan’t to touch you Wow he’s a big one He seems to be a little clumsy tho He’s like backin away Woah woah woah Keep an eye on him boy’s Keep an eye on him Where’s he goin? Ok there he is there he is Keep an eye on him Come lets see Kid: He looks like a leaf Guy: Woah look at all these critters flying we are getting just raided Kid: Yeah we are Girl: There Moths Kid: Aahhh Guy: That is a big critter Kid 2: He’s Godzilla Guy: Uh he’s on the camera ( Flashlight in mouth) Kid: He’s on the camera Kid: Spikey oouch I want this guy Don’t…don’t think about it Bad Grasshoper! No noo bad Grasshopper Guy: Let your brother catch him Kid: He got him Guy: Phahaha Guy: Or let him jump on you Kid 2: Oh ow ow he is one Gahaha Kid: He bites He’s attacking him Kid: Keep your hands around him Guy: Is he hurt? Kid 2: Oh umm Kid: Uh Kid: 2 uh oh Guy: Open up your hand let’s get a look at him Let let your brother have him Kid: I’m the one who’s Kid 2: aahhh Kid: Oh ahhh Does he bite? Kid 2: He a no Guy: He claws Kid: Oh now he’s bitting he’s angry Guy: He’s trying to get out Kid 2: Woah he’s strong Kid: He Hurts? How strong is he? Ok we caught him He’s upside down Guy: Hand him to your brother Hand him to your brother Kid: You better not bite oh get back here Kid: Now dad gots him Guy: Ok now he’s got me Kid 2: He loves you Kid: K awesome Big fat Grasshopper Kid 2: Cricket kisses Guy: Ok Kid: What did you catch? Kid 2: Cactus ( In Pain) Kid: owwaaa Guy: hahahehe lol Kid: You sat in a cactus Everyone: Hahaheehee lol Guy: Oh My Girl: He sat in a Cactus? Guy: Oh my Kid: It’s right there! Guy: alright Let me…Ok Kid 2: I’m ok Guy: Oh Ok I got to turn off the camera Err ya know what What ever we’ll leave it on I can’t believe you sat in that Let me see your but Kid 2: Feels good Guy: I don’t know I don’t know I have never seen him before Yeah he bit matthew No don’t put your thumb up buddy You got to get him to crawl across Woah man what kind of species is this Hey quit biting me ( Bugs on my leg) I’m getting here gettin this Grasshopper and then some little tiny bug flies on me and starts nibbling me Wow He’s got some crazy colors Now there’s this one over here Get in the car k buddy K cause there is a really big bull right there who is just starting at us ok and If he really wants he can jump that fence You see that right? Wow We’ll go in 1 seconds just keep an eye on him Wow That almost looks like a toy It doesn’t even look like it’s real If I saw one of those things I would think Yeah that it wasn’t even real if I wasn’t out here looking at it my self I just…. woow Ok Go back to making more Grasshoppers Kinda crazy Catching a lot of Grasshoppers today These things are just exotic colors I didn’t even know we had Grasshoppers like this Alright Good job boys!!! Kid: Lets release them

Box Fort ZOMBIES Nerf War Z – ZOMBIES On A PLANE ESCAPE! (Papa Jake)


well now they’re all over the house we
gotta move fast just like that you bring the 200 on
board alright gonna pull up the hatch so you can take off oh no Logan we got
zombies native South African penguin travels over five thousand miles to an
ice village known that’s cute the Penguins make home and stay here
laughing oh I like that 50/50 flute Jake Jake have you seen the
news the news about the pizza strike I know I saw it
it’s so sad no cheek not the news about the pizza the news that the Baron
released the zombie buyers 2.0 you released the zombie virus to point out guys if what Logan’s saying is true the
Baron has successfully released his most powerful zombie virus it’s true it’s all
over the news just regular zombies Logan we’re talking mega zombie x’ big zombies
knowing the Baron he’ll be releasing it right next to our house which means we
could have zombies in this house his biggest target is you which means we
have to do something crazy to get rid of it okay well guys because Papa Jake is
the smartest person on earth I’ve been compared on Stine once or twice very
true I in my infinite wisdom created a back-up plan for if the Baron did in
fact ever release the zombie virus 2.0 what what do you mean a back-up plan
looks like a normal door right the tapir and Jake we all know April okay I’m
getting to the point here I installed something in case the zombie virus ever
came back check this out what what’s in the safe not what’s in
the safe Logan what’s behind the wall yeah when did you have the time for this
I worked out of mostly in the morning while you’re sleeping used a lot of your
credit card to fund it but no but but Logan this is important we needed a
secret bunker in case the zombie virus came back so as this is our zombie
defense worker now it is a work in progress everything’s kind of all over
the place didn’t have a lot of time to set it up we’re still gonna be working
on it and upgrading it but as of right now we are in a critical emergency if
the bear and zombies breached this house we need to get out of here and all of
our supplies including blasters attachments ammo clothing rations all of
it is in here good for you for building this place but what are we gonna do
about the Baron well Logan a great man once said sometimes to win you have to
run and as of right now if those zombies are coming here we need to run Jake I
don’t think anyone’s ever said that it’s not important right now looking you’ve
got bigger fish to fry no no no no this isn’t good yeah zombies breach the house
Jake how many of them I’m counting over 20 Jake how are we gonna get out of this
house we can’t just live in this bunker okay okay guys I have an idea if you
remember in our last video we created a box for a private jet for little
squeegee well I hate to break it to everyone I think a little squeegee might
be a zombie right about now which means he’s not currently using his jet Logan I
say we grab as much blasters as much ammunition as much of everything we can
hold make our way downstairs and convert that private jet into a zombie defense
plane capable of destroying zombies so you’re saying we turn the private jet
into an attack defense plane exactly then we fly out of here and find a place
to lay low until we can figure out how to stop the Baron I think it’s time to
gear up dude what are you wearing what what
what’s wrong with this Logan the point of this armor is to have really cool
stuff look what I’m dressed in plus the fazham
bee attacks doing that your good is gone but but I was really cozy all right
Logan’s ready take on some zombies it’s time for part two of my plan we need to
make it downstairs to the plane and geared up with blasters we can turn it
into a zombie defense plan which means we need to choose our blasters put them
inside our protective case and get through downstairs and ready to assemble
without getting eaten by zombies which means Logan you’re gonna be in charge of
carrying the box I’ll defend you as we make our way down we’ll make our way
downstairs what’s with the plainest there’s already
zombies in the house so be careful I know you’re gonna have to hold the belt
over you okay let’s move flesh that’s off keep it going
another all over the house we got any fast I think we clear them out I move ahead
and see if I can see any zombies it’s not moving okay
you almost made it downstairs hey guys were you able to make it downstairs
towards where the plane is there she is Logan the old private jet
now all I need to do guys is upgrade this jet so that we can turn it into a
zombie defense plant add some upgrades to it get the power back on hopefully
this thing can take off and take out some zombies no more coming he’s down
Jake there’s another one oh nice shot dude thanks wait to get
here another one I got this that was a lucky shot well not only for cleared out
the zombies from down here guys we need to convert this plane into a zombie
defense play I said we grab all of our gear grab some tape and start upgrading
this thing and making it awesome so check this out we just went ahead and
upgraded the entire plane to be a zombie defense plane and it’s looking pretty
sweet see I think these zombies are gonna be scared of this when they see
this we open up the hatch here welcome to the zombie defense play we’ve
got side mounted turrets such as this bad boy over here to rip through zombies
and the main thing about this guys that we wanted to make sure that we could
shoot out of any angle so for example the back of the plane has its own turret
over here we’ve got a mounted shotgun on the wall in case the zombie gets inside
we’ve got a very large-scale sniper rifle which we can shoot out at any
angle we need to and then over here on the side we’ve got the shooting port
which flaps down like this so we can take our blasters and shoot
any additional zombies that come at the plane we’ve also got an additional
turret here but that’s not all we got check out the
cockpit so if you guys haven’t seen our private jet before this is a fully
flyable box sport plane which means it’s got its very own cockpit to the cockpit
we go and check this out guys so this is the planes cockpit it’s got everything
we need to take off we got our monitors up here we also have the engine start
over here and most importantly the plane has a front turret so if you look at the
camera system here you can actually see outside of the plane at the front and if
we pull the button down it starts shooting now that we checked out the
cockpit you guys need to check out the doom buggy oh yeah
so we don’t exactly know where we’re gonna take the plane yet to survive the
zombie apocalypse but wherever we go we’re gonna need a mode of
transportation which is why we converted the back into a ramp that we can drive
our dune buggy into so this ramp falls down and then we’re able to drive our
dune buggy into the back of the plane and you take it wherever just like that we bring the dune buggy
on board then the ramp comes up we can load any supplies ammunition anything
like that into the plane and then take off easily all right gonna pull up the
hatch so you can take off Oh No Logan we got zombies get the door shut
we can’t take off the do zombies we’re gonna have to take them up first I take
the door shut all right take your defensive position guys we’re not gonna
be able to take the plane off until we get rid of these zombies we’re gonna
have to defend the plane first firing up the turret alright to care of that one
Logan we have some on the right side of the plank you got the flavor I think it’s got a kick on it gonna get
the machine gun fire there’s so many of them Jake we need to get this plane off
the ground put a we got one at the back door I got an idea hold on new zombie got him
okay let’s get this hatch closed Ryan hatches closed we have to take off okay
if we have a little bit of a window here let’s give her the cockpit right now
let’s start taking off okay get into your seat starting up the ship’s engine
okay okay four colors ready one two three are online man we need to get out
of here guys before the zombies start getting really bad we need to find a
place to lay low so we can figure out how to stop the zombie virus yep what we
need to check this turret first okay checking the system hope we go zombie
because I’ll be running from the aircraft all right firing up the front
turret this should be a little loud all right I think we’re good to go
company’s looking good in the back back to back hatches closed
all right well all we have is the supplies in this aircraft get ready for
takeoff takeoff position engines forward all right steady pace we have liftoff
things a little turbulent here fuel levels are good everything is good to go
all right good all right I’m gonna put all the engines to maximum power if we
need to get out of the city and fast we’re gonna take this plane as far away
from the city as we can and find out a place to lay low wherever we’re going
though guys if we do happen to run into trader Joe we’re gonna need as many
likes on this video as possible so you smash that like button and if you don’t
want to miss our zombie adventures hit the subscribe button we’re in for a bit
of a rough ride we’ll see you guys next time

BOX FORT ZOMBIE BASE Vs ZOMBIE HORDE!! 📦😱 The Walking Dead Box Fort!


oh that shot that was a close call
alright guys I got the fire started this place is a mess the rain broke down the
fence we had a walker get in you almost got me
thankfully Logan took care of him but we’re not gonna survive much longer we
need to repair this fence repair the base add-on I’m gonna need to get more
weapons we gotta start building hey yo what’s going on guys is Papa Jake here
from T with me and we are back with a brand new video and today guys its
episode 2 of zombie week that’s right the most requested week of all time we
are back and if you guys didn’t check out last episode you definitely need to
go check that out oh we are back in our survival phase and we had a little bit
of a problem alright we’ve had one of the hardest challenges ever to survive
in the history of our 24-hour challenges in our weekly themed box for us we’ve
had to survive the cold the rain zombies and stops gone wrong lots of stuffs gone
wrong we’ve had lots of zombies but we’ve also had lots of rain so as you
guys can see the fence that we had in the last episode is almost completely
fallen over also our base is taking a ton of rain damage we only have the
clothes that we found from our first loop act that we picked up when we were
traveling through the woods so even these are kind of all soaked I’m cold
it’s wet but we got to survive guys so in this episode we’re gonna start by
recreating the base we’re gonna reinforce the wall and get that set back
up we’re gonna redo the council and make sure it’s rain proof from the start and
we’re also gonna work on a medical bed time to start building all right guys so just finished putting
up this kind of protective tarp over our actual main box for a base so if you
look here we actually had to take off the roof because it was all wet and
completely destroyed but the inside stayed pretty dry and pretty well
together with all the lighting and all the different work that we did we’re
gonna redo the roof on top of the box for it as well it’s kind of attach it to
this tarp so if it does rain will be completely okay inside there and we’ll
be able to survive no problem next up we got to start working on the walls we’re
gonna have to reinforce all of the walls along here and we also have to go ahead
and make a medbay because guys out here things can get dangerous there are
walkers there’s fire there’s the cold and of course the hunger so we’re gonna
need to make a medbay for us to survive the only problem is right now guys is
we’ve been hearing a lot more walkers in the distance and the sound is getting
louder I don’t want to say anything to Logan but I think a horde is making its
way over here and if a horde does come we got to be able to prepare ourselves
so we’re definitely gonna need to go on another scavenging mission and find some
food as well as supplies maybe some extra weapons between the rain and the
cold we finally got the Ford redone check this out it is looking super cool
we got the fire going over there keeping us warm and of course the brand new
headquarters is looking great it’s still like the old headquarters and still got
all the electricity and everything’s running inside but we redid the roof as
well as the front door and we added this rain proof roof which is awesome yeah
the new base is looking good but Jake now we got to work on our fence because
if walkers come there’s no way they’re gonna get stopped by this I agree man
let’s start building so we just finished up reinforcing the wall we got tons of
thick cardboard now we built it up we added some wood for reinforcement but
all around this wall is looking beasty so with the wall completely reinforced
and our main base looking perfect to survive in it’s now time to get on to
another important part of the survival base we need a medical bed in case
anything happens whether it is we’re getting an attack with a walker or we
fall down and hurt ourselves we need a place to go and get treated we’re
definitely gonna need to go and scavenge for medical supplies but luckily we had
some in our crate as well as some that I found in the abandoned house that we
went to so now we’re gonna prepare the medical Bay once that’s done I think
it’s time to go out on a scavenging mission because we’re low on food
we’re also low on weapons and I hear a massive hoard in the distance I think the wind picked up and almost blew our
fort completely out of the way we got to make reinforcements fast so we just
finished the roof on the medical Bay all right now he’s gonna light it and bring
all our medical supplies in check it out welcome to the Med Bay this place is
awesome we’ve got the entire Med Bay done up now
so we have a bed here which you can lay down on if you’re sick we also have a
bunch of really cool medical supplies that we found in the abandoned house we
got a full package full of goodies this thing is full of all sorts of stuff
things to close up wounds we even have things like glow sticks and medical
water in here pretty much if anything happens to you we got the medical
supplies to handle it yeah guys and that’s super important when we’re gonna
be surviving out here we have zombies but we also have the cold the hunger and
just general scrapes and scratches that can happen so now that the medical Bay
is done we’re going on to the next and most important thing that we need I took
this journal and from the abandoned house we found in last episode and in it
it’s got some pretty interesting mapping it shows an abandoned food factory not
too far from here it’s a bit of a walk through the woods which is fairly scary
considering the woods are crawling with walkers and zombies but I think if we
gear up and we move out now if we’re quiet we stay together we should be able
to get in there and loot some food all right let’s grab our bags and head out
we gotta get supplies I can hear some walkers in the distance but it looks
like after that horde walk through the walkers kind of died down haven’t heard
much activity from them if we travel through here not too far past the woods
there should be an abandoned factory up ahead the map says it’s closed down but
with our luck there should be some food left over from the scrap yeah Jake I’m
getting really hungry all right stay close I can still hear some Walker’s in
the distance but let’s get moving don’t you say Walker no he’s not a
Walker what’s your name it’s Kirk are you doing
here got split up my from my camp couple miles back me and the whole crew what do
you know about what’s going on just a lot of dead people walking everywhere
yeah we’re heading up that way we’ve been looking for some food no no don’t
go that way don’t go that way whole place is infested I got something
great here you guys got camp or anything like that setup we got a camp a few
miles back you said you got food yeah tons you got enough food for all of us
yeah I’d say I got enough food three of us said the whole place is infested up
there it’s crazy things crawling give us a second look
look I don’t know about this look what’s a little banged up what’s
this a doesn’t just steal our food and leave course less friends know about
where we’re surviving John I think he looks pretty genuine honestly I don’t
think it’s gonna be a problem plus she has food and we need food and I misread
what he says about the factory’s true I’m not gonna make it too far this he’s
got an extra weapon as well I say we bring him back to camp we keep an eye
out if anything happens then let him go sounds like a plan all right Kirk so you
got in a bit of a tussle back there take me bites and scratched from the walkers
no I’m clean nothing you got enough food for all of us I’ll bring you back to
base camp but if anything happens fiving your crack in the woods like you’re
drawing your crew back to us or getting rid of you quick no man none of that
let’s get out here those weapons should be coming any minute I pack up your
supplies well you take this to a bad you lead the way we got to get up here it’s
fairly secure we just reinforced the entire area looks real nice better than
place I got back home yeah we got a med bay as well as the main tent here you’re
welcome to any of our supplies we’re gonna need that food though we’re
starving you all right yeah no I’ll be fine Oh No
welcome to water boil yeah I’m to the Med Bay right now give me the baby
Kurt all right come on what got this in there well you grab his bag put on the side
we’re gonna need to see what’s going on see something with my arm no it’s a
fight it’s a fight he got bitch you tell us who’s Matt Logan I’m not bad I’m not
bit was this mean is he infected in the event of a bite apply pressure to the
wound with padding found in the supplied bite kit until proper medical
supervision care okay whatever whatever if the wounded individual expires after
being bitten vacate the premises immediately
he might be affected we can try and treat us hold on I’ve got a bite get
here okay stay calm you’re all right I just gonna sting a little
it’s all right I’m fine I’m fine I think I’m gonna be okay don’t worry we’re not
fine we’ve got to treat this will you pass the med kit I’ve seen worse than
this don’t worry about it Logan if he turns don’t be too late
gonna be okay we’re gonna fix you up though I’m good you’re not good we need
to treat this now let’s get this wrapped up it’s gonna be okay Kirk we got you
bandaged up we’re gonna take care of you buddy oh you don’t know that that’s why
we shouldn’t have brought him back here we disinfected the wound Kirk I need you
look in here I check out stable for now we’re gonna have to keep an eye on it
well have you sleeping the med bay tonight oh no mr. Falls is back from the
camp sit down sit down no I can fight I can fight I’m sure oh
I’ve done this one too many times jeez that was close
he almost breached the fence good job out that guy how you feeling it’s nice
happens to support this done all right look I think after all that we need some
rest Kirk I think you should sleep in the
medical Bay tonight at least up we can monitor you Kirk more thing Hey
if you need anything we’ll be out here for the night there’s food and rations
in there let’s get some shut-eye this time the gun look we’re gonna have
to monitor his wound I don’t know what’s gonna happen to him we don’t know the
extent of this virus or how it spreads it’s been a long day those clothes that have been any closer
Logan I would have been dead but worse one of them no I’m done
little guy I can’t do this anymore all right almost died in there
between this the zombies the cold but Jake what other choices do we have Logan
if it’s between staying out here and waiting to get killed point out that our
defeating the Baron I said we take our chances I said we put an end to this we
don’t want to just wait around Logan until the walker busts through that gate
and gets us so what will it be guys do we stay here and hunker down on the base
or do we go out into the woods and find and defeat the Baron put a hash tag you
guys wants to go out and defeat him or put a hash tag baby he wants to stay
here and bunker down in episode three of zombie week we’ll see you guys next time you

Don’t Laugh News: Bed Bug Alert!

Don’t Laugh News: Bed Bug Alert!


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anyone looking to buy mattresses? – Mattresses?
– You better believe it. – I don’t
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The Spiders and the Bees

The Spiders and the Bees


Mommy, why do humans hate us? I don’t know, Matthew. Our species is completely harmless to them. And we keep the mosquito population down, who are responsible for killing more humans every year
than other humans do. So humans have no rational reason to fear us, but they still do? I’m afraid humans aren’t that smart, Matthew. *MWAH* Sleep tight, don’t let the bed humans bite. Love you mommy! I love you too Matthew. Mom? I think the hate that spiders get is a tad bit undeserved. Okay, fine if you’re in the shower and you see a spider crawling up your leg like a fricking pervert then that’s an appropriate time to freak out. But other than that, spiders are most likely not going to hurt you. Their webs are to weak to trap you, they don’t know how to open doors, and there’s only like a fifty percent chance that they’re venomous. Ok, but for real unless you live in Australia the chances of you dying by a spider bite is pretty low. There are venomous spiders, yes. And if you’re having a negative reaction to a spider bite, then you should get treatment, but a large percentage of spiders are harmless. Even the black widow – – known as the most venomous spider in North America, won’t kill you if you’re a healthy adult. Their bite will be painful for a couple of days, sure, But like you’ll walk it off! That was, that was a joke, if you get bitten by a Black Widow spider, then don’t walk it off. Go see a doctor. And hey! If you’re lucky enough, you’ll get super powers. So wait, the two most dangerous spiders in North America are the Brown Recluse and the Black Widow? What are you trying to say about dangerous colors, America? Oh wait the Great White Shark is even more dangerous, never mind. Technically sharks are like…. the second least dangerous animal out there, Besides puppies, cause like… They don’t wanna eat humans. I-I mean like if you had to fight a spider and a shark, The-the shark would win. Also spiders kill pests. According to this comic I made in 2014, and this National Geographic article, a single spider can eat about 2,000 insects a year. So if you are not a fan of flies, moths or mosquitoes, which incidentally kill 600,000 people a year, then you’re on TEAM SPIDER! Cause they’re also not fans of them. Well, they are fans of them, but they… …they are fans cause they eat them. I’m not saying you have to be roommates with arachnids, I’m just saying that if you see a spider. don’t put it through torture, continuously smashing it with a blunt object! Euuuuugh, it’s still moving, it’s still moving!! KILL….. ME SQUASH Instead, get a cup and carefully place it over a spider. They’re really dumb, so doing this will be easy. Then scoop up your new best friend
with a piece of paper, and yeet it back into the wild with the rest of God’s glorious creatures. THUNDERCLAP Yeah…actually, there is a high chance
that they won’t make it, being thrown into
a completely different environment. But they should have thought of that
before they decided to live in my house! Even though a spider has 8 eyes, they have terrible eyesight. So that spider that landed on your face did not do it intentionally. Some spiders that live in caves care completely blind. They don’t even have one eye! But even if they did have eyes, their whole world would still be pitch black. What a sad life to be a part of. Just every time you’re outside, seeing the sun, just think that somewhere there’s a colony of spiders, just in pure blackness, just never seeing the sun, never seeing their children smile or graduate college. They’re just sitting in a cave for all their life. So is nature’s. That is the way this- the cookie crumbles Also we’re forgetting the most amazing thing about spiders, which is that they are incredibly talented in “web design” LAUGH GIGGLES Proportionately the silk
that makes up a spider web is stronger than the fibers
that make a bullet-proof vest. So next time you go to a gun fight, put on a spider web instead. The amazing thing about spider webs is that not only can they save Wilbur from being slaughtered, but it’s just STUPID incredible that something so small Can make such an intricate shape from nothing but the material inside their own bodies. The Golden Silk Orb Weaker Spider has too many middle names and has enough silk inside of them to make three full spider webs. And it’s this guys job to pin that spider down and pull all it’s silk out like some type of spider predator. It’s okay though. The documentary said he was just harmlessly immobilizing the spiders. I can’t believe this is someone’s job. I don’t think telling people I’m a YouTuber is that bad anymore. “So…uh, what do you do for a living?” “I harmlessly immobilize spiders with thumb tacks and pull silk out of their abdomen to add to my ever increasing, collection. What about you? “OH! I, uh, make YouTube videos…” I see people with arachnophobia being irrationally afraid of these harmless little guys, And I just don’t see the sense of fearing something that ultimately does good things for the ecosystem. But you know what we should be afraid of?! BEES! BEES ARE TERRIFYING! Look, they’re sucking the blood out of this guy to make honey! HYPERVENTILATES Oh, they’re dying out at an alarming rate? GOOD!!!!! Okay, that was a joke, bees are without a doubt
the most important insect on this planet Not only do they have the best work ethic
of any living thing on Earth, which is why none of them are YouTubers. They also pollinate 30% of the world’s crops Don’t ask me who pollinates the rest, cause I don’t know. Without bees, humanity would turn to pure anarchy. Bees are so important world-famous comedian Jerry Seinfeld made a documentary about the life of a bee, and what the world would be like without them. Ever since 2006, bees, just like the memes say have been “dying at an alarming rate”. The scary thing is that scientists don’t know exactly the reason for this bee-pocalypse. But they think it has something to do with new pesticides being used on farms, parasites that kill the bee, And global warming. So once we’ve figured out how to fix these three problems, we’ll “bee” in good shape! It’s a little bee pun. We like to have “pun” around here. Now what can you, a concerned citizen, to stop the dropping population of bees? Most likely nothing. Cause I don’t think anyone watching this makes laws about pesticides or stopping global warming. So we just gotta sit back and hope the people who make those laws know the importance of bees. But… maybe you should plant a couple of flowers, just to be on the safe side. The reason I have a fear of bees is that I have gotten stung by a bee, Not THREE times, Not FOUR times, BUT TWO TIMES! Two- two times. Now obviously as I’ve grown, I see the importance of bees and I know not to throw rocks at them. The first time I got stung, I was outside, and I guess I was too playing too close to a bee hive ‘Cuz I got stung on my arm, and I cried a lot. The second time I was in my backyard, barefoot, and I was walking around, and- You know how sometimes when you’re about to do something, and your brain realizes you’re about to make a mistake, but your body is already committed to the motion and you don’t have enough time to stop yourself? So I was in the middle of talking a step, and I saw I was about to step on a bee, But my body didn’t have the reaction time or the motor skills to avoid the step and… (and we can all guess what happened after the step) *James cries* I’m sure the bee was just acting in self-defense, but… ..MAN that scarred me! Some people may have an allergic reaction
to bee stings, and they should go to a hospital
if they get stung, but in my case, It just hurt a lot. And my Mom put baking soda over where I got stung, and I cried. When people found out
I was afraid of bees, they would always tell me
that bees are docile creatures, and they only sting you
if they feel threatened. They would say the same thing
about spiders by the way. So whenever I would see a bee, I would silently freak out, and would stay as still as a rock, ‘Cuz unlike spiders, with bees, you’re not allowed to fight back you’ll both lose if that happens. I gotta show this bee how unthreatening I am. They should be able to just look at me and know that. But then, when a bee lands of your arm, HOLY FRICK That’s true fear. You just have to quietly watch the bee, hoping it didn’t just have a bad day and decide to end its life on you. That never happened though. Ever since I took a calm approach to bees, I’ve never been stung, and I’ve never been bitten by a spider either. WASPS THOUGH!!!! THEY’RE JUST MEAN!! They can just pack up and leave
for all I care! I don’t give a crap about wasps. *Wasps attack James* So what did we learn? hmm…… Hey everyone, thanks you so much for watching this video about the spiders and the bees. I know it is kinda a weird topic but, I’ve been traumatised by bees, okay? And I think spiders aren’t as bad as the internet says they are. Me and my merch guys are doing a raffle for the month of March, and the winner of the raffle will get an all expenses paid trip to VidCon in July. And during the convention we can set time aside and have a lunch together, or something? So if your interested then check out the merch store or the link in the description to see how you can enter. Also since you’re here, make sure to check out all the people who worked on this video, they are all amazing and talented and deserve more followers. And I think it’s about time that I created a hashtag on Twitter for the fanart. so starting today if you make fanart then be sure to use the hashtag #ODD1SOUTFANART So I can find it easier! Also I am going to be doing a live show with Domics, Jaiden Animations, Egoraptor and Rubberross on April 26th in LA. The show is called ‘Scribble Showdown’ and we’re going to be playing drawing games live So if that is something you’re interested in, be sure to check out the link in the description. And lastly, I have to thank MatPat and Steph for doing some of the voices in this video. I remember watching MatPat’s stuff before I even started YouTube, and now he’s in one of my videos is just…really really cool! So thank you Matt! And that is it with the announcements. Thank you all for watching. but hey, that’s JUST A THEORY. A BEE THEORY! Wear your seat belt.

Family Guy – Peter Is Afraid Of Bugs

Family Guy – Peter Is Afraid Of Bugs


Wow what a night I guess so unsleep number is 69 Yes, it was apparently also number two would you maybe make some coffee and give me a moment? Car is packed for weekend weekend. Yes You come in late last night drunk and tell me to pack car for weekend getaway you booked online Then you make me watch Diff’rent Strokes episode with substitute teacher played by Kareem abdul-jabbar Yeah, I forgot about this weekend trip. Is that something we still want to do Well I do if you do Absolutely I do I was just seeing if you do of course I do I mean we’ve already had six nights out together It’d be great to have three more. That’s what I’m saying That’s that’s what any guy wants the same gal again And again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again then again then again and again and again and again and every gal wants the same guy who keeps getting fatter and fatter and fatter and Fat right day Lois. This is family guy. We only do the male side of the joke You know what I think this weekend will be fun yeah, I mean it’s not like we’re gonna miss anything around here Hey Jill, what the hell’s going on here oh you didn’t hear today is the opening of the first-ever Spooner Street Farmers Market Markets yeah, it’s really exciting for 50 cents. You can get your picture taken wearing a farmer’s hat fine I have a great weekend you too, so glad you’re finding time for each other Goat me get you goat meat here Cleveland are those yeah I have dibs on whatever silliness Peter loses interest in remember this to the Cleveland copter Now another Hawk, maybe it’s the same one you think it could be the same one doubt it Hey, do you have the address? I think it’s in my pocketbook somewhere cuz I gotta know if we should take 24 or 495 hang on Anything hang on Exits coming up Half a mile What a mile, you’d think I could find it yeah, yeah, I would if I would okay, I’m taking 495 This is why I don’t like big passes here it is it says take 24 to 128 Heywhat cookies chocolate chip oatmeal raisin I Guess they stopped 7:00 dinner at 9:30 Looks like that missed exit had the last laugh Look at this cute note in lieu of television. Please tune into each other, haha Haha, indeed and get this sorry no Wi-Fi, but the good news is your marriage has four bars Terrific oh here’s another note how adorable were those first two notes. I hope you read this one third There’s a used condom in the fireplace And the fireplace is decorative so that’s here to stay so do you think word just got out in the daddy-longlegs? Community like hey come to this hotel Pete. It’s a little warm in here Do you want to turn on that overhead ceiling fan sure looks stable? Can you notice that yeah Can you notice anything in the world other than that only that fist-sized moss in a lampshade by the bed? I’m going to bed so that go home time comes faster I’ll just sleep with the light on You