Please don’t! Turki Almohsen vlog – 16
Riyadh Hello Thanks god What’s wrong with you? Please, I want to go out Where do you want to go? I want to go but I can’t.
There are many cats around the house You just want to go have a walk? Anything, the weather is so nice Do you want to go to a museum?
I’m sure you’ve never been there, It’s a nice place Yeah let’s go Are you ready? This is not a museum It is a museum, come lets go in What is this place? Come, read this and you’ll know “Tips for getting rid of mosquitoes” This is a pesticides museum
They kill insects here Did you bring me here to threaten me? No! I just wanted to show you No, I’m sure that you are threatening me No I just wanted to show you what humans can do to insects and cockroaches Dear, we are living a better life than yours “More than 33 types of bacteria” This isn’t true We are cleaner than humans What !! We are cleaner than cockroaches! are they monitorin No these are the cars that has pesticides What kind of racism is this ! They’re mentioning us with rats, ants and mosquitoes We are higher class A meteor killed all of them except us Look at these tools This can kill all humans No, this is for insects like you What is this for? This is for spraying cockroaches and ants So you’re classifying cockroaches and ants together All of these procedures are for us? You are scared of us are you guys serious? This is diazinon, a substance to kill insects Diazinon? it’s useless!
We drink it like coffee Get me some, I’m thirsty You’ll die by the way no man i won’t They use this to kill you! You’ll die Pour a bit more, it’s so good It just needs a bit of cockroachium cockroachium? cockroachium is a substance.
If you put a bit it’ll become fetal Do you want me to show you how?
It’s simple In the previous episode don’t get close to him! What does he mean by I can’t come closer than 2
meters from you? What kind of rule is this? I don’t think we can solve this on the phone
I’ll meet you when I get back to Riyadh. Goodbye Hello Hello Nawaf, open the door Listen, come back in 2 hours Why? I can’t open now What do you mean? Bro I’m not in the mood for problems What problems? This is Turki Who’s this? Are you serious? Is it Abudullah? What do think of.. umm.. Wait, what?
I’m here to visit Nawaf So you don’t want to let me in Bro please, I’m not in the mood for problems I’ll show you guys. One hour later.. Yes? Open Bro I asked you to come after 2 hours Open, I solved the problem I don’t want problems infront of the neighbors Open ! I’m coming wait Alright come on Hello What’s this? This is the solution Move This is a 2 meters iron so I don’t get close to you What do you think now? You shouldn’t come closer to me more than 2 meters
What you’re doing is against the law What is against the law?
I’m not closer than 2 meters Am I right or not Nawaf? Come here, where are you going? I’m calling the lawyer Let him call the lawyer Are you stupid? How is fasting going with you guys? We are not into fasting Don’t you guys fast? We are not involved Hello How do you pick up the phone like that? Give me a minute Hey!! they still there are they? But I’m not into jobs actually 25,000 SAR Yes! Accept How much is 25,000 SAR? A lot !! So can I pass by tomorrow? Can you drop me in the morning? Yeah sure Alright see you 3 months later How are you?
What’s up? What’s the problem?
You told me that there is a problem The problem is with your friend
I will terminate him Why? what did he do? He is not acting in a professional way So you are willing to terminate him? It is my first time to see a cockroach that speaks He is working but not achieving anything.
He’s not a good marketing manager – So you didn’t get any profit at all?
– No, at all Alright, I’ll talk to him
Where is his office? 3nd office to the left don’t drag me into this just follow what i am telling you Nawaf Shbeili this is Lawyer Khaled Khalid Abdulziz! Khalid is an actor and a YouTuber!
Don’t play around and act as a Lawyer! I’m a lawyer and I have certificates in law Since when? Are you a real lawyer? Yes I’m! I’m not a clown Is this legally correct? Yes it is! Just let me check Mr.Turki, please I can get closer right? Right? Law is law Law is law Abdullah, I told you You can have a look It’s okay It is legally okay! Look! He’s pushing me I will raise a file to the court Khalid 1 hour is for 50 SAR 1 hour is for 50 SAR?
Okay let’s go Hello Hello!!! Hello bro! What a nice office! What are you watching? Have a seat man What a cool job This is something you have to see Is this what you have created? This is one of the things I came up with How’s work going?
What are these papers and stuff A did a thesis take a look at it Hello Please Abu Abdullah, you made us so busy
Find a way for your rats and leave the place No, don’t ask them to use pesticides Don’t give them a reason, just find a way for your rats Keep these words between us What the hell are you doing? You’re welcome, god bless you What did you just do ! Why are you saying that to clients? This not a good way to work These people are going to use pesticides in a villa Then why didn’t you call them
before and ask them to go there? Bro! I don’t want them to be killed!
I used to play football with them It doesn’t matter!
You’re an employee in this company You can’t go to that neighborhood You are ruining everything What the hell are you doing? You are making to company lose money! 2 meters
don’t get closer This is unacceptable
You are here to do your work, but not this way What’s wrong? What do you want! get away Why did you touch him? He is crazy I’m not here to get you mad Yes your are Because you don’t know what is happening I don’t care
Look at this thing, what do you think it is? What’s this? an icecream? No What’s that?
Cockroaches? Yes This is for our clients Give me a paper I want to write something I want to write something for you What’s that? What’s that!! What do you think of it? Is this a real cockroach? It looks real man! It is well designed Oh Karma No i won’t do this What! stop No! you’re not allowed to touch him! I’m not forced to wear this stupid tent Where are you sitting, come here
get out of here with them Nawaf don’t ruin it You are doing something against the law **** this law He just swore at me What you are saying can be used against you don’t The company is complaining about you
You are making them lose money Who got this? tell me But they are losing since you started your job How? You are calling them and asking them not to work So you think insects should die? Yes they should! No dear!
Humans should die not insects The problem is that they didn’t
get any profit since 3 months What is the conclusion of what you want to say? That they have terminated you, they want you to pack up and leave the office They terminated you. it’s done.
No more salary, they wont give you any money What’s wrong with you?
Don’t get angry !! Don’t do this! Don’t get mad
Stop it Damn them Why are you leaving this way? Don’t do this! Guys! No
Chill! What’s wrong with you!
No Nawaf! Stop Calm down!! You should leave 4 meters space between you 4 meters! Alright What happened to us bro? What are we fighting about? I don’t remember No matter what But the issue is not a joke But no matter what, we are like brothers I want to apologize, I’m sorry It’s ok no need to apologize Let’s forget about it Without a hug, please Alright no hug Your apology is accepted Alright Take me back home
I don’t want to see you nor be around any of you Where the hell are we heading to? Where are you going? Let them know
I’m leaving For sure? Let them know, If they want it to be a war between us It’s not me, I’m not involved Okay as you like but don’t say that I haven’t warned you Who warns can never be blamed Alright I talked to them, I tried to find a solution but they don’t want Do you know what they want? What do they want? They want a war Meteors couldn’t kill us Now they’re trying to kill us with sprays! Their eid is soon, I don’t want a wedding, a dinner or any occasion without you all being there Ruin everything, let us teach them! Who survived meteors will survive now It’s our turn to destroy them Don’t forget to like, subscribe and most importantly, to share the video anywhere you can.