Code Phat Gaya : A Software Engineer’s frustration over production bugs | BC Sutta Parody

Code Phat Gaya : A Software Engineer’s frustration over production bugs | BC Sutta Parody


Ek Software Engineer ko kya chahiye hota hai, zindagi me? Ki wo weekend pe apni drink enjoy kr sake. Aur usko sabse jyada darr kis cheez ka rehta hai? Production Bug ka. The worst thing that can happen to him is – Agar weekend pe koi production bug aa jaye. To yeh gaana maine usi ke uper likha hai.
I hope you enjoy it 🙂 Doston me baitha, main gaming kar raha… Agle long weekend ki planning kar raha… Call mujh ko aayi, main jhat se darr gaya… Baithe baithe lag gayi, mujhe pata bhi na chala Null check bhi lagaya Are Null check bhi lagaya, unit testing bhi kiya… Doston sambhalo mera code phat gaya… Pehli hi release me, exception aa gaya! Doston sambhalo, mera code phat gaya… Pehli hi release me, exception aa gaya! Khabar aisi sun ke, mere tote ud gaye.. Plan long weekend ke mitti me mile logs me bhi dekha, debugging bhi kiya… 8 ghante lag gaye, bug repro na hua! UAT pe sahi tha Are UAT pe sahi tha, jane kaise phat gaya… Doston sambhalo mera code phat gaya…
Pehli hi release me, exception aa gaya! Architect bola – Ye galti hai teri Mujh ko to hai lagta farzi degree hai teri Business wale bole – “Are ye kya ho gaya” “Tool ka revenue itna low kyu ho gaya!!” Itne sare email! Itne sare email, mera BP badh gaya… Doston sambhalo mera code phat gaya…
Pehli hi release me, exception aa gaya! 18 ghante ke liye, main desk se na hila… raat bhar khoja 😉 main thak ke gir gaya! DB Admin bola – koi issue nahi mila… 5 minute ke ander, wo offline ho liya Zimmedari ka danda Zimmedari ka danda mere sar pe aa pada Doston sambhalo mera code phat gaya…
Pehli hi release me, exception aa gaya! Bug fixing ki khatir mera weekend chhin gaya… Doston sambhalo mera code phat gaya…
Pehli hi release me, exception aa gaya! Exception aa gaya Exception aa gaya Written & Performed by: Gaurav Madaan
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The Raging Termites Band – Backdoor Official Music

The Raging Termites Band – Backdoor Official Music


The Raging termites are back again
They were at my back door again They Ripped everything apart
I don’t know how to finish or how to start The Raging termites are back
You can ask my girl cause they hit her in the crack
They chewed on our back door I don’t think I’m ever going to make a score
Those Raging Termites, Those Damn Raging Termites they ruined my friendship with my girl
50 50 50 and those muther fuckers ate her out
And they hit her and they screamed and shout
Those damn Raging Termites, they Did their job Something I couldn’t do with my 2 inch dick
Those Raging Termites ate her out again I don’t know if they’re going to be my friends
Now there’s no front door And DON’T EVEN THINK I’M GONNA HIT HER IN
THE Backdoor Those Raging Termites and Me gotta settle
a little score They Can Munch They Can Crunch but my tongue
can win this little war But they’re never gonna get me in the backdoor Those Raging termites
Those Damn Raging termites The Raging Termites ate by the door
It’s overfilled with raging termites They’re never going to get anything from me again,
they ruined everything cause
they’re not my fucking friends
they ate her bush

4K CC. Grasshoppers, Catching Insects In The USA, AZ UT CA NV NM Herping HD

4K CC. Grasshoppers, Catching Insects In The USA, AZ UT CA NV NM Herping HD


That’s a big…woah woah Big Grasshopper O where’d he go? He fell down Don’t worry I shall rescue you with my love Come here Mr Grasshopper No no no don’t go that way I love you and I wan’t to touch you Wow he’s a big one He seems to be a little clumsy tho He’s like backin away Woah woah woah Keep an eye on him boy’s Keep an eye on him Where’s he goin? Ok there he is there he is Keep an eye on him Come lets see Kid: He looks like a leaf Guy: Woah look at all these critters flying we are getting just raided Kid: Yeah we are Girl: There Moths Kid: Aahhh Guy: That is a big critter Kid 2: He’s Godzilla Guy: Uh he’s on the camera ( Flashlight in mouth) Kid: He’s on the camera Kid: Spikey oouch I want this guy Don’t…don’t think about it Bad Grasshoper! No noo bad Grasshopper Guy: Let your brother catch him Kid: He got him Guy: Phahaha Guy: Or let him jump on you Kid 2: Oh ow ow he is one Gahaha Kid: He bites He’s attacking him Kid: Keep your hands around him Guy: Is he hurt? Kid 2: Oh umm Kid: Uh Kid: 2 uh oh Guy: Open up your hand let’s get a look at him Let let your brother have him Kid: I’m the one who’s Kid 2: aahhh Kid: Oh ahhh Does he bite? Kid 2: He a no Guy: He claws Kid: Oh now he’s bitting he’s angry Guy: He’s trying to get out Kid 2: Woah he’s strong Kid: He Hurts? How strong is he? Ok we caught him He’s upside down Guy: Hand him to your brother Hand him to your brother Kid: You better not bite oh get back here Kid: Now dad gots him Guy: Ok now he’s got me Kid 2: He loves you Kid: K awesome Big fat Grasshopper Kid 2: Cricket kisses Guy: Ok Kid: What did you catch? Kid 2: Cactus ( In Pain) Kid: owwaaa Guy: hahahehe lol Kid: You sat in a cactus Everyone: Hahaheehee lol Guy: Oh My Girl: He sat in a Cactus? Guy: Oh my Kid: It’s right there! Guy: alright Let me…Ok Kid 2: I’m ok Guy: Oh Ok I got to turn off the camera Err ya know what What ever we’ll leave it on I can’t believe you sat in that Let me see your but Kid 2: Feels good Guy: I don’t know I don’t know I have never seen him before Yeah he bit matthew No don’t put your thumb up buddy You got to get him to crawl across Woah man what kind of species is this Hey quit biting me ( Bugs on my leg) I’m getting here gettin this Grasshopper and then some little tiny bug flies on me and starts nibbling me Wow He’s got some crazy colors Now there’s this one over here Get in the car k buddy K cause there is a really big bull right there who is just starting at us ok and If he really wants he can jump that fence You see that right? Wow We’ll go in 1 seconds just keep an eye on him Wow That almost looks like a toy It doesn’t even look like it’s real If I saw one of those things I would think Yeah that it wasn’t even real if I wasn’t out here looking at it my self I just…. woow Ok Go back to making more Grasshoppers Kinda crazy Catching a lot of Grasshoppers today These things are just exotic colors I didn’t even know we had Grasshoppers like this Alright Good job boys!!! Kid: Lets release them

Box Fort ZOMBIES Nerf War Z – ZOMBIES On A PLANE ESCAPE! (Papa Jake)


well now they’re all over the house we
gotta move fast just like that you bring the 200 on
board alright gonna pull up the hatch so you can take off oh no Logan we got
zombies native South African penguin travels over five thousand miles to an
ice village known that’s cute the Penguins make home and stay here
laughing oh I like that 50/50 flute Jake Jake have you seen the
news the news about the pizza strike I know I saw it
it’s so sad no cheek not the news about the pizza the news that the Baron
released the zombie buyers 2.0 you released the zombie virus to point out guys if what Logan’s saying is true the
Baron has successfully released his most powerful zombie virus it’s true it’s all
over the news just regular zombies Logan we’re talking mega zombie x’ big zombies
knowing the Baron he’ll be releasing it right next to our house which means we
could have zombies in this house his biggest target is you which means we
have to do something crazy to get rid of it okay well guys because Papa Jake is
the smartest person on earth I’ve been compared on Stine once or twice very
true I in my infinite wisdom created a back-up plan for if the Baron did in
fact ever release the zombie virus 2.0 what what do you mean a back-up plan
looks like a normal door right the tapir and Jake we all know April okay I’m
getting to the point here I installed something in case the zombie virus ever
came back check this out what what’s in the safe not what’s in
the safe Logan what’s behind the wall yeah when did you have the time for this
I worked out of mostly in the morning while you’re sleeping used a lot of your
credit card to fund it but no but but Logan this is important we needed a
secret bunker in case the zombie virus came back so as this is our zombie
defense worker now it is a work in progress everything’s kind of all over
the place didn’t have a lot of time to set it up we’re still gonna be working
on it and upgrading it but as of right now we are in a critical emergency if
the bear and zombies breached this house we need to get out of here and all of
our supplies including blasters attachments ammo clothing rations all of
it is in here good for you for building this place but what are we gonna do
about the Baron well Logan a great man once said sometimes to win you have to
run and as of right now if those zombies are coming here we need to run Jake I
don’t think anyone’s ever said that it’s not important right now looking you’ve
got bigger fish to fry no no no no this isn’t good yeah zombies breach the house
Jake how many of them I’m counting over 20 Jake how are we gonna get out of this
house we can’t just live in this bunker okay okay guys I have an idea if you
remember in our last video we created a box for a private jet for little
squeegee well I hate to break it to everyone I think a little squeegee might
be a zombie right about now which means he’s not currently using his jet Logan I
say we grab as much blasters as much ammunition as much of everything we can
hold make our way downstairs and convert that private jet into a zombie defense
plane capable of destroying zombies so you’re saying we turn the private jet
into an attack defense plane exactly then we fly out of here and find a place
to lay low until we can figure out how to stop the Baron I think it’s time to
gear up dude what are you wearing what what
what’s wrong with this Logan the point of this armor is to have really cool
stuff look what I’m dressed in plus the fazham
bee attacks doing that your good is gone but but I was really cozy all right
Logan’s ready take on some zombies it’s time for part two of my plan we need to
make it downstairs to the plane and geared up with blasters we can turn it
into a zombie defense plan which means we need to choose our blasters put them
inside our protective case and get through downstairs and ready to assemble
without getting eaten by zombies which means Logan you’re gonna be in charge of
carrying the box I’ll defend you as we make our way down we’ll make our way
downstairs what’s with the plainest there’s already
zombies in the house so be careful I know you’re gonna have to hold the belt
over you okay let’s move flesh that’s off keep it going
another all over the house we got any fast I think we clear them out I move ahead
and see if I can see any zombies it’s not moving okay
you almost made it downstairs hey guys were you able to make it downstairs
towards where the plane is there she is Logan the old private jet
now all I need to do guys is upgrade this jet so that we can turn it into a
zombie defense plant add some upgrades to it get the power back on hopefully
this thing can take off and take out some zombies no more coming he’s down
Jake there’s another one oh nice shot dude thanks wait to get
here another one I got this that was a lucky shot well not only for cleared out
the zombies from down here guys we need to convert this plane into a zombie
defense play I said we grab all of our gear grab some tape and start upgrading
this thing and making it awesome so check this out we just went ahead and
upgraded the entire plane to be a zombie defense plane and it’s looking pretty
sweet see I think these zombies are gonna be scared of this when they see
this we open up the hatch here welcome to the zombie defense play we’ve
got side mounted turrets such as this bad boy over here to rip through zombies
and the main thing about this guys that we wanted to make sure that we could
shoot out of any angle so for example the back of the plane has its own turret
over here we’ve got a mounted shotgun on the wall in case the zombie gets inside
we’ve got a very large-scale sniper rifle which we can shoot out at any
angle we need to and then over here on the side we’ve got the shooting port
which flaps down like this so we can take our blasters and shoot
any additional zombies that come at the plane we’ve also got an additional
turret here but that’s not all we got check out the
cockpit so if you guys haven’t seen our private jet before this is a fully
flyable box sport plane which means it’s got its very own cockpit to the cockpit
we go and check this out guys so this is the planes cockpit it’s got everything
we need to take off we got our monitors up here we also have the engine start
over here and most importantly the plane has a front turret so if you look at the
camera system here you can actually see outside of the plane at the front and if
we pull the button down it starts shooting now that we checked out the
cockpit you guys need to check out the doom buggy oh yeah
so we don’t exactly know where we’re gonna take the plane yet to survive the
zombie apocalypse but wherever we go we’re gonna need a mode of
transportation which is why we converted the back into a ramp that we can drive
our dune buggy into so this ramp falls down and then we’re able to drive our
dune buggy into the back of the plane and you take it wherever just like that we bring the dune buggy
on board then the ramp comes up we can load any supplies ammunition anything
like that into the plane and then take off easily all right gonna pull up the
hatch so you can take off Oh No Logan we got zombies get the door shut
we can’t take off the do zombies we’re gonna have to take them up first I take
the door shut all right take your defensive position guys we’re not gonna
be able to take the plane off until we get rid of these zombies we’re gonna
have to defend the plane first firing up the turret alright to care of that one
Logan we have some on the right side of the plank you got the flavor I think it’s got a kick on it gonna get
the machine gun fire there’s so many of them Jake we need to get this plane off
the ground put a we got one at the back door I got an idea hold on new zombie got him
okay let’s get this hatch closed Ryan hatches closed we have to take off okay
if we have a little bit of a window here let’s give her the cockpit right now
let’s start taking off okay get into your seat starting up the ship’s engine
okay okay four colors ready one two three are online man we need to get out
of here guys before the zombies start getting really bad we need to find a
place to lay low so we can figure out how to stop the zombie virus yep what we
need to check this turret first okay checking the system hope we go zombie
because I’ll be running from the aircraft all right firing up the front
turret this should be a little loud all right I think we’re good to go
company’s looking good in the back back to back hatches closed
all right well all we have is the supplies in this aircraft get ready for
takeoff takeoff position engines forward all right steady pace we have liftoff
things a little turbulent here fuel levels are good everything is good to go
all right good all right I’m gonna put all the engines to maximum power if we
need to get out of the city and fast we’re gonna take this plane as far away
from the city as we can and find out a place to lay low wherever we’re going
though guys if we do happen to run into trader Joe we’re gonna need as many
likes on this video as possible so you smash that like button and if you don’t
want to miss our zombie adventures hit the subscribe button we’re in for a bit
of a rough ride we’ll see you guys next time

BOX FORT ZOMBIE BASE Vs ZOMBIE HORDE!! 📦😱 The Walking Dead Box Fort!


oh that shot that was a close call
alright guys I got the fire started this place is a mess the rain broke down the
fence we had a walker get in you almost got me
thankfully Logan took care of him but we’re not gonna survive much longer we
need to repair this fence repair the base add-on I’m gonna need to get more
weapons we gotta start building hey yo what’s going on guys is Papa Jake here
from T with me and we are back with a brand new video and today guys its
episode 2 of zombie week that’s right the most requested week of all time we
are back and if you guys didn’t check out last episode you definitely need to
go check that out oh we are back in our survival phase and we had a little bit
of a problem alright we’ve had one of the hardest challenges ever to survive
in the history of our 24-hour challenges in our weekly themed box for us we’ve
had to survive the cold the rain zombies and stops gone wrong lots of stuffs gone
wrong we’ve had lots of zombies but we’ve also had lots of rain so as you
guys can see the fence that we had in the last episode is almost completely
fallen over also our base is taking a ton of rain damage we only have the
clothes that we found from our first loop act that we picked up when we were
traveling through the woods so even these are kind of all soaked I’m cold
it’s wet but we got to survive guys so in this episode we’re gonna start by
recreating the base we’re gonna reinforce the wall and get that set back
up we’re gonna redo the council and make sure it’s rain proof from the start and
we’re also gonna work on a medical bed time to start building all right guys so just finished putting
up this kind of protective tarp over our actual main box for a base so if you
look here we actually had to take off the roof because it was all wet and
completely destroyed but the inside stayed pretty dry and pretty well
together with all the lighting and all the different work that we did we’re
gonna redo the roof on top of the box for it as well it’s kind of attach it to
this tarp so if it does rain will be completely okay inside there and we’ll
be able to survive no problem next up we got to start working on the walls we’re
gonna have to reinforce all of the walls along here and we also have to go ahead
and make a medbay because guys out here things can get dangerous there are
walkers there’s fire there’s the cold and of course the hunger so we’re gonna
need to make a medbay for us to survive the only problem is right now guys is
we’ve been hearing a lot more walkers in the distance and the sound is getting
louder I don’t want to say anything to Logan but I think a horde is making its
way over here and if a horde does come we got to be able to prepare ourselves
so we’re definitely gonna need to go on another scavenging mission and find some
food as well as supplies maybe some extra weapons between the rain and the
cold we finally got the Ford redone check this out it is looking super cool
we got the fire going over there keeping us warm and of course the brand new
headquarters is looking great it’s still like the old headquarters and still got
all the electricity and everything’s running inside but we redid the roof as
well as the front door and we added this rain proof roof which is awesome yeah
the new base is looking good but Jake now we got to work on our fence because
if walkers come there’s no way they’re gonna get stopped by this I agree man
let’s start building so we just finished up reinforcing the wall we got tons of
thick cardboard now we built it up we added some wood for reinforcement but
all around this wall is looking beasty so with the wall completely reinforced
and our main base looking perfect to survive in it’s now time to get on to
another important part of the survival base we need a medical bed in case
anything happens whether it is we’re getting an attack with a walker or we
fall down and hurt ourselves we need a place to go and get treated we’re
definitely gonna need to go and scavenge for medical supplies but luckily we had
some in our crate as well as some that I found in the abandoned house that we
went to so now we’re gonna prepare the medical Bay once that’s done I think
it’s time to go out on a scavenging mission because we’re low on food
we’re also low on weapons and I hear a massive hoard in the distance I think the wind picked up and almost blew our
fort completely out of the way we got to make reinforcements fast so we just
finished the roof on the medical Bay all right now he’s gonna light it and bring
all our medical supplies in check it out welcome to the Med Bay this place is
awesome we’ve got the entire Med Bay done up now
so we have a bed here which you can lay down on if you’re sick we also have a
bunch of really cool medical supplies that we found in the abandoned house we
got a full package full of goodies this thing is full of all sorts of stuff
things to close up wounds we even have things like glow sticks and medical
water in here pretty much if anything happens to you we got the medical
supplies to handle it yeah guys and that’s super important when we’re gonna
be surviving out here we have zombies but we also have the cold the hunger and
just general scrapes and scratches that can happen so now that the medical Bay
is done we’re going on to the next and most important thing that we need I took
this journal and from the abandoned house we found in last episode and in it
it’s got some pretty interesting mapping it shows an abandoned food factory not
too far from here it’s a bit of a walk through the woods which is fairly scary
considering the woods are crawling with walkers and zombies but I think if we
gear up and we move out now if we’re quiet we stay together we should be able
to get in there and loot some food all right let’s grab our bags and head out
we gotta get supplies I can hear some walkers in the distance but it looks
like after that horde walk through the walkers kind of died down haven’t heard
much activity from them if we travel through here not too far past the woods
there should be an abandoned factory up ahead the map says it’s closed down but
with our luck there should be some food left over from the scrap yeah Jake I’m
getting really hungry all right stay close I can still hear some Walker’s in
the distance but let’s get moving don’t you say Walker no he’s not a
Walker what’s your name it’s Kirk are you doing
here got split up my from my camp couple miles back me and the whole crew what do
you know about what’s going on just a lot of dead people walking everywhere
yeah we’re heading up that way we’ve been looking for some food no no don’t
go that way don’t go that way whole place is infested I got something
great here you guys got camp or anything like that setup we got a camp a few
miles back you said you got food yeah tons you got enough food for all of us
yeah I’d say I got enough food three of us said the whole place is infested up
there it’s crazy things crawling give us a second look
look I don’t know about this look what’s a little banged up what’s
this a doesn’t just steal our food and leave course less friends know about
where we’re surviving John I think he looks pretty genuine honestly I don’t
think it’s gonna be a problem plus she has food and we need food and I misread
what he says about the factory’s true I’m not gonna make it too far this he’s
got an extra weapon as well I say we bring him back to camp we keep an eye
out if anything happens then let him go sounds like a plan all right Kirk so you
got in a bit of a tussle back there take me bites and scratched from the walkers
no I’m clean nothing you got enough food for all of us I’ll bring you back to
base camp but if anything happens fiving your crack in the woods like you’re
drawing your crew back to us or getting rid of you quick no man none of that
let’s get out here those weapons should be coming any minute I pack up your
supplies well you take this to a bad you lead the way we got to get up here it’s
fairly secure we just reinforced the entire area looks real nice better than
place I got back home yeah we got a med bay as well as the main tent here you’re
welcome to any of our supplies we’re gonna need that food though we’re
starving you all right yeah no I’ll be fine Oh No
welcome to water boil yeah I’m to the Med Bay right now give me the baby
Kurt all right come on what got this in there well you grab his bag put on the side
we’re gonna need to see what’s going on see something with my arm no it’s a
fight it’s a fight he got bitch you tell us who’s Matt Logan I’m not bad I’m not
bit was this mean is he infected in the event of a bite apply pressure to the
wound with padding found in the supplied bite kit until proper medical
supervision care okay whatever whatever if the wounded individual expires after
being bitten vacate the premises immediately
he might be affected we can try and treat us hold on I’ve got a bite get
here okay stay calm you’re all right I just gonna sting a little
it’s all right I’m fine I’m fine I think I’m gonna be okay don’t worry we’re not
fine we’ve got to treat this will you pass the med kit I’ve seen worse than
this don’t worry about it Logan if he turns don’t be too late
gonna be okay we’re gonna fix you up though I’m good you’re not good we need
to treat this now let’s get this wrapped up it’s gonna be okay Kirk we got you
bandaged up we’re gonna take care of you buddy oh you don’t know that that’s why
we shouldn’t have brought him back here we disinfected the wound Kirk I need you
look in here I check out stable for now we’re gonna have to keep an eye on it
well have you sleeping the med bay tonight oh no mr. Falls is back from the
camp sit down sit down no I can fight I can fight I’m sure oh
I’ve done this one too many times jeez that was close
he almost breached the fence good job out that guy how you feeling it’s nice
happens to support this done all right look I think after all that we need some
rest Kirk I think you should sleep in the
medical Bay tonight at least up we can monitor you Kirk more thing Hey
if you need anything we’ll be out here for the night there’s food and rations
in there let’s get some shut-eye this time the gun look we’re gonna have
to monitor his wound I don’t know what’s gonna happen to him we don’t know the
extent of this virus or how it spreads it’s been a long day those clothes that have been any closer
Logan I would have been dead but worse one of them no I’m done
little guy I can’t do this anymore all right almost died in there
between this the zombies the cold but Jake what other choices do we have Logan
if it’s between staying out here and waiting to get killed point out that our
defeating the Baron I said we take our chances I said we put an end to this we
don’t want to just wait around Logan until the walker busts through that gate
and gets us so what will it be guys do we stay here and hunker down on the base
or do we go out into the woods and find and defeat the Baron put a hash tag you
guys wants to go out and defeat him or put a hash tag baby he wants to stay
here and bunker down in episode three of zombie week we’ll see you guys next time you

Don’t Laugh News: Bed Bug Alert!

Don’t Laugh News: Bed Bug Alert!


– Li’l dairy, li’l daisy creamers (dramatic sting)
and wailin’ fatback weeners! – Oh, shit. (funky music) (dramatic sting) – [Announcer] From West
Hollywood, California, the only news team that doesn’t know what’s on the teleprompter
before they read it Anyone who laughs or breaks loses points. This is Breaking News. – Hello and welcome to Breaking News the show where we don’t
know what we’re about to say and we aren’t allowed to smile or laugh. I’m Bob Sauce.
– And I’m Bob Sauce. – Tonight, a big upset for
anyone looking to buy mattresses? – Mattresses?
– You better believe it. – I don’t
– Well start. (dramatic sting) – Okay, local mattress retailer Ass King discovered a little bed bug infestation in the padding of their
California Ass King mattress. – Now Sauce, is that the same infestation that affected their twin
Ass King’s last fall? – The very same Ass King infestation. – Now, regarding this infasstation, – Uh-huh? – What can consumers do to make sure their own mattresses aren’t ass effected? – Interestingly, a California
native species of spider is said to be the best
way to fully examine, exterminate bed bugs. They are friendly to humans, but love those little bugs. – Little bugs.
– Little bugs. – Now, don’t you think, Sauce, that the solution will create
a big spider infestation? – Hey, one problem at a time, am I right? Now to throw it over to weather. – Aye hi, I am the weather person, this is the weather update. Winds are moving in due east. So if you’re trying to
dump your Ass Kings, be sure to do it before the wind strikes. – Dump our Ass Kings?
– Dump our Ass Kings? You have to pause for a
stupid amount of time. (repeated dramatic stings) – Dump your Ass Kings! Thanks all, back to you. – Thanks saucy, ooh, this just in. A breaking news alert from
our senior correspondent, Little Shitty Cannoli. Little Shitty. – Thanks Sauces, it
appears that in response to the Ass King mattress crisis, congressional representative Todd Dumbass is issuing a ban on
newly illicit substances said to attract bed bugs. The complete list is as follows: squeamy beavers, curdlin weemers– (repeated dramatic stings) pissy steamers, Li’l dairy, li’l daisy creamers, (dramatic sting) and wailin’ fatback weeners! – Oh shit.
(dramatic sting) – Senator Dumbass says this, we’ll ban, this ban will
be imposed indefinitely. Until we can crack the
Ass King infestation. – My all this commotion for
an Ass King infestation. – Guess ti’s true what they say, ass. – Ass. (dramatic sting) Ah hah, ass. You said it guys. Now that’s all the time we have today, but we’ll close with a
bit of personal news. Our employee’s of the week just couldn’t stop smiling and laughing even though they’re not allowed to. Congrats to our employee
of the week, Grant. – What a dumbass. – So until next time, thank you from everyone
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Sauce, Bob Sauce, Bob Sauce, Bob Sauce, and Little Shitty Cannoli. – Good night. – And dump your Ass Kings. (dramatic sting)
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