HISHE Dubs – Ready Player One (Comedy Recap)


Hey everyone before we start the video I gotta give special. Thanks to Epic Games for sponsoring this video. They want me to talk about this little game of theirs I’m sure you guys have never heard of called Fortnite It’s a whole lot of fun and I may have put many many hours into playing it. So if you want to check it out, click the link in the description to download fortnight for free. We’ll talk more about that later. but you came here for the dubs Let’s get on with the show In the distant future! Hey everyone, my name is Wade Watts. Here in the future everything sucks! Our houses suck our home life sucks. Even our beds suck. So unlike in your time We play video games to escape. Weeeeee I’m escaping! Everyone’s favorite game is the Oasis you can be or do anything go hang gliding in a hurricane or hang out with Batman Because I’m rock climbing and that’s me in the game I like to bounce when I walk it was all made by this guy James Halliday. He’s dead. I’m dead But I left a giant easter egg behind so whoever finds it will control the Oasis. I’m a wizard now for some reason. you will need three keys to find the Easter eggs And you will get one every time you complete a challenge The first challenge is a race I wanna win the race! Nu Uh! We’re gonna win the race! Those guys work for I O I. They’re the bad guys We’re the bad guys! Hey it’s me, your friend! Are you masking your voice? Whaaaat? I’m not a girl! Nothin’s gonna stop me from winning this race! Whaaaooooh! I think I’m in love! Hey! Get your head in the game! We’re racing! I’m gonna win! I’m gonna win! NO! I’m gonna crash! So you come here often? Why is your hair floating? I like you. High five if you like me back. no. Halliday kept all of his memories in this archive. It’s where I like to look for clues. I’m the super snobby butler and I’m programed to hate my job. Let’s look for clues! Any hints on winning the race? backwards anything at all? backwards really fast. I could really use a hint! Ugh! Go backwards in the race! I’m laying it on really thick. I got it! I can’t believe nobody ever tried this! What!? Whooohohohooooo! Hacks! I did it! I won! *horn noises* Nice racing! Wow! This is amazing Anorak! Shut up! Take your key! Wooooow! That guy just got the first key! We don’t like it! Don’t worry. I’m the main bad guy. And I’m the bad girl. When we get control of the oasis… We will do the most evil thing in the history of evil things. We will put ads everywhere. Ooooo anything else? Micro transactions. The clue for the next key has got to be in this memory. I really like this Karen girl. Cool! Do you mind if I marry her? Wha? I got an idea! Let’s meet up later. High five if you think she likes me. That’s dumb. You’re dumb. So. What do you wanna show me? Dance party! Wow! You’re so amazing! I think I love you. Whaaaaaat? Wow there is no character development in this movie at all. Love me? You don’t even know my real name! My real name is Wade. And I love you! I’m gone. But I love you! This is our first date you weirdo! I think that went well. We now know his real name. It’s Wade. Time to make a call. Hello, Wade. We’re the bad guys. Want to team up? No. Come on… pretty please? No. Fine. You dead. Oh crap oh crap oh crap! My family!… that I barely liked. *choking* I know this looks bad… I’m not a bad guy though! See! Not a bad guy! Hey there! Art3mis in real life?! I love you! Yeah Ok. No really! You’re like my dream girl! I have a giant birth mark. I still love you. Please stop saying that. Wanna kiss? NO! Aaaawe. Why not? I just figured out how to get the second key! It’s from a movie that Halliday saw. Do you think it’s War Games? No. That’s too nerdy and not visually interesting. How about the Shining? Yeah! Is that a comedy? Uhhhhhhh. *screams* Wanna dance? Want a Key? Wade, there’s something I need to tell you. You love me??? Get out of here Wade! Okay. I’ll let you capture me now. Cool. Guess we’ll stop looking for Wade then. Now I’m all alone again. No you’re not! I’m Aech in real life… And I’m a chick! I knew it! I’m Daito in real life And I’m Sho in real life! This is so different than the book. What? You killed my mom’s sister! Your aunt? Give me back my girlfriend! Please. You guys aren’t even dating. Let her go! Okay! I’m free! Man hacking this office was a great idea! I heard that! Dang it! They hacked my feed and now Art3mis is gone! I’ll find her. Hello Everyone! I know us gamers like to fight each other. But now it’s time to fight someone far worse! The bad guys are held up in this castle trying to get the last key… so we’ve gotta stop them! Who’s with me?! Oh I forgot to mention we have the Iron Giant! Nostalgia!!!!! Quite the army they’ve got. Good thing we’ve got this shield. Yeah. It should last ten million years. Hey Alexa, turn the shield off.
Okay. Let’s go! Attack! You guys go ahead! I’ll play music! There’s Art3mis! I’ll get her! AAaaaaagh! That was convenient. Godzilla suit Go! If only we had someone who could turn into a giant robot at a moments notice! Gundam suit Go! How convenient! Now we just gotta find a bridge! Super bridge. Thanks, Iron Giant! Can you do one more movie reference for us? There ya go! Now you have to escape for real! But before you go I have to tell you one last thing. Please don’t I love you. He’s the worst. Now lets get the last key! I did it! I won the game! AAAAGh! You don’t get the last key by beating the game! You have to find the hidden easter egg. My turn! Better let me play. No! Come on! Pretty Please? No! Fine. Everyone DEAD! In your face. I have an extra life. Oh no! We have to kill him in real life! I’m on it! no. WAaaaagh! *head trauma’d* And here’s the easter egg! And here’s the key! Alright! Have you been drinking? Got the key… Unlock the locks… and sign the paper? Psych! Here’s the real ending! Whaaaaoooooo it’s a bedroom. Oh that’s just me as a kid. Try not to think about Tron and if that thing has feelings. Heeelp meeeeeee. Here’s the egg. Woooooooow! If this was a HISHE I would shoot you right now! We’re the fourth wall police! Stick to the movie! Dang it! You did it! Wade? Senator Palpatine?! What? No! Oh I thought everything was a reference in this movie. I’m Ogden Morrow… Halliday’s old partn.. Shut up! I need to kiss my girlfriend! Now where were we? We’re the police! Is everyone okay? Shut up and let’m kiss! Now where were w.. We’re lawyers! I’m not gonna kiss her am I? Nope! Can we at least close the doors one more time to make a cool entrance? Ooooh yeah. *cheers* Waaasaaaaaaaaaap! So I won the Oasis And my friends are gonna help me run it! We also made the bad guys go away! And now we turn the Oasis off two days a week for Make Out Time. I love you. I know. Hehe Star Wars! Thanks again for watching! Please give us a like if you enjoyed it. And thanks again to Epic Games and Fortnite for sponsoring this episode. Fortnite is this free game where 100 players drop out of this battle bus in the sky… onto an island. They collect materials and weapons… And whoever is the last one standing wins. It’s available for free on multiple platforms And even on your mobile device. Currently in Season 6, Fortnite is constantly adding new characters and content to the game And with the Season 6 Battle Pass, there is over 100 unique cosmetics to be found Like these brand new pets! Just look at these cute pets! Little puppy, and chameleon, and a dragon You can play solo… Or with your friends in Duos or Squads And Fortnite is constantly adding new game types for you to enjoy. So if you wanna play, jump into Fortnite yourself using my link in the description below. Okay that’s all for now Let us know what Dubs you’d like to see next… And we’ll see you next time Bye!

What If You Were Stung By The Most Painful Bee?


Have you ever come upon a small bee or wasp
and it scared you out of your mind?! It might feel silly to be afraid of such a
small insect, however your instincts are right on track… Sometimes the smallest little bugs are some
of the most dangerous! And that can include the bees and wasps that
are in your backyard right now! When you hear buzzing coming from a nearby
tree, you might immediately take notice. We really love honey, but nobody likes a bee
sting. While a simple bee sting from a honeybee is
unlikely to cause much harm, some people are allergic to a specific chemical in the bee
venom. They can have severe reactions to bee venom
causing them to go into anaphylactic shock that causes swelling and difficulty breathing. Luckily a quick dose of epinephrine through
an EpiPen can quickly counteract the bee venom… But if the person can’t get that dose they
could possibly die. But there are bees and wasps that are dangerous
even to those without a bee venom allergy. First off there’s the hybrid honey bee called
the Africanized honey bee. These bees are an invasive species that take
over local honey bee hives. These bees are more aggressive than your average
honey bee. If they perceive a threat to their home, like
a human accidentally disturbing the hive, the bees go into hyper defensive mode. They can swarm a person in cloud up to 60
thousand bees strong, stinging the victim thousands of times. The stings from these thousands of bees can
cause tissues and body functions to breakdown almost immediately. People have been known to suffer cardiac arrest
and die almost instantly from these bee swarms! If you see a hive, stay clear, and notify
animal control to take care of it. But even those bees are no match for the Giant
Asian Hornet. These guys are up to 2 inches in length and
eat bees for breakfast, literally. They are carnivorous species of hornet and
contain a neurotoxin that shuts down their prey’s nervous system. They are also prone to hyper defensiveness. If a person gets stung by even one of these
Hornets, they can go into anaphylactic shock and die. The deadliest of all though, is the Vespa
luctuosa, a species of wasp found only in the Philippines. It has the most toxic venom of any bee or
wasp and only a couple insects in the whole world are known to be more toxic. A single bite from this little wasp is extremely
painful and can lead to convulsions, your skin turning blue, and even death. Luckily for us they rarely build their hives
around humans so unless you’re walking through the Filipino wilderness you’re not likely
to meet one. Whether you’re allergic to bees or not though,
be careful. Some of them might be more dangerous than
you think so it’s always best to keep your distance and not take any chances. Even if you get a honey craving and see a
hive – under no circumstances should you disturb them. Leave it to the pros and both you and the
bees will be much happier. Thanks for watching and don’t forget to
subscribe for lots more Fuzzy and Nutz.

A Human Bee?? 👦+🐝

A Human Bee?? 👦+🐝


Hey, don’t, don’t bother savin’ the bees,
they’re all jerks. It’s too far. I’m here at the Philadelphia Flower Convention. See what all the buzz is about. Maybe kiss some pretty flowers. Muah, muah, muah, muah. Roses are red, violets are blue, these are
some of the things I’m gonna learn today. There’s a lot of pretty flowers in here, and
I’m, I’m hiding in this corner ’cause I’m very, very nervous. Hello. I was wondering if maybe you’d wanna go out
to dinner with me sometime and see a movie. NO! There’s a bee in here and theres a hawk in
here too. You said there’s a hawk? Yeah. How do bees kiss? How? With their two lips. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. I kiss with my tongue, so that joke is wrong. Oh, okay. License and registration please? Uh, I don’t speak English. Where are we goin’? These guys are a buncha wallflowers. We’re takin’ this baby straight to the hive. Yes, it is somebody in the back? the dang
hawk is in the car. that car’s got a dang hawk in it. No hawks here. Free phone! how come no one ever asks to take
pictures of me when I’m not wearin’ the bee costume? Hey man, the bees are dyin’. And all anyone cares about these dang flowers. Where on here is the honey? Well, I’m some of it hi! , they’re tryin’
to keep me away from this honey. sometimes people put honey in their coffee
so maybe there’s. so how do I get this jar of honey? so this
jar of honey is actually a thousand dollars. They said I can buy some honey but it costs
a thousand dollars. Good thing I found this thousand dollars machine. Money for honey, baby. Can I get one jar of honey, please? Thank you very much. We’re here in the little bee’s room, bee,
oh bee, I am a bee. I love me, I am bee. What? This is for bee TV. Bee TV? Oh yeah, I watch that, yeah. I think you and I have a lot in common. I like your spaceship. He’s kinda shy. I’m kinda shy too. See ya never.

Tom Holland Debuts First Official Spider-Man: Homecoming Trailer


MUSIC FROM FRENSHIP. BEFORE THE, THE TRAILER FOR THE SPIDERMAN MOVIE. I SAW THE TRAILERS. AT THE END OF IT. SO DELIGHTED. LOOKED AT MY WIFE, SITTING THERE, LOOKING LIKE, I MARRIED A 12-YEAR-OLD. I REALIZED THAT I FEEL THE SAME WAY ABOUT A NEW SPIDERMAN MOVIE AS SHE DOES ABOUT NEW SEASON OF THE BACHELOR EXCEPT THE ONLY DIFFERENCE AS I EXPLAINED TO MY WIFE TO DAY, DIFFERENCE BETWEEN SPIDERMAN AND THE BACHELOR IS WE KNOW WHAT HAPPENS IN SPIDERMAN ISN’T REAL. YOU UNDERSTAND? OKAY. SO IF YOU SAW CAPTAIN AMERICA CIVIL WAR YOU KNOW SPIDERMAN WAS THE BEST PART OF THE MOVIE. THE ACTOR WHO PLAYS WEB SLINGER, TOM HOLLAND, 20, SPIDERMAN HOME COMING TO CELEBRATE WE HAVE ASIMPLED AN ARMY OF SPIDERMEN OUTSIDE OF OUR BUILDING INCLUDING THE REAL ONE WE WILL MEET IF WE CAN FIGURE OUT WHICH ONE HE IS. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, START YOUR ENGINES, IT’S TIME FOR THE RUNNING OF THE SPIDERMEN. SPIDERMEN COME ON OVER! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]>>Jimmy: LOOK AT THAT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] . I MEAN — WHAT MORE COULD YOU DREAM OF? UH-OH. HERE THEY COME. ALL RIGHT. HI, SPIDERMEN. WOW. WOW. WOW, LOOK AT THIS. THEY’RE STILL COMING. LET’S GET EVERYONE IN HERE. ANYONE WHO IS SPIDERMAN — THERE’S MORE. IF IT’S POSSIBLE, THOSE ARE THE REALLY SLOW SPIDERMEN IN THE BACK. ALL RIGHT. SO I KNOW ONE OF YOU IS TOM HOLLAND. BUT, WE DON’T KNOW, ALL RIGHT, LET ME START RIGHT HERE. ARE YOU TOM HOLLAND. OOPS, SORRY. NO, YOU ARE NOT. NOT TOM HOLLAND. ARE YOU TOM HOLLAND. YOU ARE NOT. YOU ARE NOT. WHERE DID YOU COME FROM? WOW. YOU ARE DEFINITELY NOT TOM HOLLAND. YOU WERE HERE A MINUTE AGO. WHAT’S GOING ON, DRESS UP LIKE SPIDERMAN ON HOLLYWOOD BOULEVARD?>>SOME TIMES I LIKE THE TIGHTS.>>Jimmy: SPEED THIS UP. CAN ANY OF YOU DO LOOK ANY FLIPS AND STUFF LIKE SPIDERMAN DOES.>>I CAN, JIMMY. I CAN.>>Jimmy: STEP FORWARD SEE. WHAT YOU CAN DO. YEAH, CLEAR THE PATH FOR THIS SPIDERMAN. WE’LL SEE IF THIS SPIDERMAN CAN INDEED. DO YOU MIND — DO YOU MIND IF I — IT’S TOM HOLLAND.>>Jimmy: THAT’S VERY IMPRESSIVE. I HAVE TO SAY. YOU DON’T ACTUALLY HAVE TO DO BACK FLIPS, YOURSELF, RIGHT, THEY WILL GET YOU A BACK FLIP GUY TO DO THAT?>>WELL, I KNOW THAT JIMMY, BUT I AM THE REAL SPIDERMAN.>>Jimmy: THAT’S TRUE. HE IS THE REAL SPIDERMAN. SHOULD WE WATCH THE TRAILER?>>I THINK THEY WAITED LONG ENOUGH.>>Jimmy: THE WORLD PREMIERE TRAILER FOR “SPIDERMAN HOMECOMING” IN THEATERS JULY 7th. ♪ ♪>>WHAT’S UP, GUYS? WAIT A MINUTE. YOU GUYS AREN’T THE REAL AVENGERS. I CAN TELL, HULK GIVES IT AWAY.>>THAT WAS AWESOME. ♪ ♪>>NO, YOU HAVE SEEN THAT BEFORE.>>THAT SKIRT.>>SHOULD PROBABLY STOP STARING BEFORE IT GETS CREEP YO THOUGH.>>YEAH.>>TOO LATE. YOU GUYS ARE LOSERS.>>SO TO BECOME AN AVENGER, ARE THERE TRIALS OR AN INTERVIEW.>>JUST DON’T DO ANYTHING I WOULD DO. DEFINITELY DON’T DO ANYTHING I WOULDN’T DO. THERE IS A GRAY AREA IN THERE, WHERE YOU OPERATE. NOT A HUG, JUST GRABBING THE DOOR FOR YOU. OKAY, KID, GOOD LUCK OUT THERE.>>LISTEN, I KNOW SCHOOL SUCKS.>>PETER, YOU STILL WITH US?>>YEAH, YEAH.>>I KNOW YOU WANT TO SAVE THE WORLD.>>BUT — YOU’RE NOT READY YET.>>YOU’RE THE SPIDERMAN.>>NO, I’M NOT. THIS IS JUST A COSTUME.>>YOU WERE ON THE CEILING.>>STAY CLOSE TO THE GROUND. AND STAY OUT OF TROUBLE. ♪ ♪>>FORGET THE FLYING MONSTER GUY. THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO HANDLE THIS SORT OF THING. SEQUESTEICK OF HIM TREATING ME LIKE A KID ALL THE TIME.>>BUT YOU ARE A KID.>>THIS IS MY CHANCE TO PROVE MYSELF.>>PETER, WHAT IS GOING ON WITH YOU?>>SORRY, I AM SO BUSY. I’M SLAMMED. >>DON’T MESS WITH ME. BECAUSE I WILL KILL YOU AND EVERYBODY YOU LOVE. ♪ ♪

James Corden Has Issues with Valentine’s Day

James Corden Has Issues with Valentine’s Day


TALK ABOUT, LET’S GET STARTED. AS YOU KNOW TOMORROW IS
VALENTINE’S DAY. EVERYONE EXCITED? YES? (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
BUT I UNDERSTAND YOUR EXCITEMENT BECAUSE ACCORDING TO A NEW POLL
VALENTINE’S DAY IS AMERICA’S FAVORITE HOLIDAY BEATING EVEN
CHRISTMAS. YEAH. (LAUGHTER)
WHICH IS AMAZING BECAUSE IT ISN’T A [BLEEP] HOLIDAY. (LAUGHTER)
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) YOU HONESTLY, I’M TELLING YOU,
YOU AMERICANS HAVE GOT TO STOP WITH THESE MADE UP FAKE
HOLIDAYS. (LAUGHTER)
WHERE DOES THIS END? WHAT IS NEXT, WE’RE ALL GOING TO
BUY EACH OTHER GIFTS FOR ARBOR DAY? I MEAN COME ON. LET’S JUST LET IT BE A DAY. I LIKE VALENTINE’S DAY, I DO. WHAT’S NOT TO LIKE. THERE IS CANDY, THERE IS
CHOCOLATE, THAT IS THERE BIG HOLE INSIDE OF YOU YOU TRY TO
FILL WITH CANDY AND CHOCOLATES. SCRAL ENTIEN’S DAY OR AS A LOT
OF COUPLES CALL IT, ARE YOU SURE YOU DON’T WANT TO DO SOMETHING
THIS YEAR, HONEY, NO, I’M TOTALLY SURE, OKAY, WE WON’T. WHY AREN’T WE DOING ANYTHING. YOU CLEARLY DON’T LOVE ME DAY! YOU KNOW HOW I SAID OTHER
COUPLES AND NOT ME AND MY WIFE. (LAUGHTER)
HERE’S HOW MUCH AMERICANS LOVE THIS MADE UP HOLIDAY. ACCORDING TO ESTIMATE THIS YEAR
AMERICANS ARE EXPECTED TO SPEND AN AVERAGE OF $200 PER PERSON ON
VALENTINE’S DAY GIFTS. AND THEY WOULD REALLY APPRECIATE
IT IF YOU COULD PASS THAT INFORMATION ON TO THEIR
PARTNERS. PEOPLE PLAN TO SPEND $200 ON
GIFTS THIS YEAR. HERE’S HOW IT BREAKS DOWN. $5 ON A GIFT, AND THE REST ON
SAME DAY SHIPPING. (LAUGHTER)
IT’S TODAY, OH MY GOD. NOW VALENTINE’S DAY IS HARD FOR
SOME PEOPLE. AND IF YOU ARE DREADED TOMORROW
BECAUSE YOU HAVE RECENTLY BROKE UP WITH SOMEONE, DON’T WORRY, A
ZOO IN TEXAS HAS YOU COVERED, RIGHT. THEY SAID THEY WILL NAME A
COCKROACH AFTER YOUR EX AND FOR A SMALL DONATION THEY WILL FEED
IT TO A ZOO ANIMAL ON VALENTINE’S DAY. (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
IT IS JUST A BIT OF FUN. LISTEN, IF YOUR ANSWER TO A BAD
BREAKUP IS COCKROACH SACRIFICE, I’M STARTING TO SEE WHY YOUR EX
LEFT YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE. A ZOO WILL WRITE YOUR EX’S NAME
ON A COCKROACH AND FEED IT TO AN ANIMAL. NOT TO BE OUTDONE A NEARBY
AQUARIUM WILL ALSO MAKE A SPECIAL DEDICATION IF YOUR EX
GAVE YOU CRABS. DON’T CLAP, DON’T YOU DARE,
STOP, NO, NO. NO. YOU’RE TOO GOOD FOR THAT. WE’RE NOT, YOU ARE. AND IF YOUR TRUE LOVE, IF YOU
AND YOUR TRUE LOVE ARE STILL LOOKING FOR DINNER PLANS
TOMORROW NIGHT, ONE RESTAURANT CHAIN HAS RECENTLY BECOME QUITE
THE ROMANTIC HOT SPOT. THIS IS TRUE. THIS 24 HOUR ROADSIDE CHAIN
WAFFLE HOUSE IS NOW ACCEPTING RESERVATIONS FOR VALENTINE’S
DAY. AND THEY’RE EVEN OFFERING A
SPECIAL MENU FOR THE OCCASION. YEAH, YOU’VE HEARD OF
RESTAURANTS HAVING A BLUE PLATE SPECIAL. THIS IS MORE OF A RED FLAG
SPECIAL. (LAUGHTER)
AND THIS IS NICE. FOR AN EXTRA $5 YOU CAN GO
BEHIND THE WAFFLE HOUSE TO SELECT A COCKROACH TO FEED TO. (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
WAFFLE HOUSE IS OFFERING A SPECIAL MENU WHERE YOU CAN GET A
ROMANTIC VALENTINE’S DAY MEAL FOR TWO INCLUDING THIS STACK OF
PANCAKES THAT SAY GIRL, YOU CAN DO BETTER.

What If Spider-man Far From Home Ended Like This


You want this, Peter? Well, COME ON AND GET IT!! C’mon Peter Tingle… You want this, Peter? Well, COME ON AND … They are creatures formed from the primary elements Water! Earth! Fire! Air! The science division had a technical name…but we just called them The BENDERS… I think he meant the ELEMENTALS! Erm…Yes, Elementals. That’s what I said … Mister Beck has destroyed the other 3 elementals, there is only one left The Fire Nation! Um, I mean the Fire Elemental ! The strongest of them all. The one that… …that destroyed my Earth. We have one mission—Kill it! And you’re coming with us. Listen Fury, this seems like big time, you know, huge superheroes kinda stuff. Sir, please, there’s gotta be someone else you can use! What about Thor? Off world. Um…Doctor Strange? Unavailable. Captain Marvel ? Don’t invoke her name. Oh, I see, erm, have you asked War Machine? On sick leaves. Captain America? On vacation. Black Panther? Visa problem. Hawkeye? Psff! Starlord? Overweight. Bucky? Missing in action. Hulk? Retired. This is for my familyyyyy!! Hey, what’s going on? Why is the animation lagging?! It’s not my fault that the internet connection sucks! For the love of God, Timmy, stop torrenting anime here! I’M TRYING TO WORK HERE !!!!! Sorry, my bad! Are you okay? I’m okay, I’m okay Is everyone okay? Everyone’s okay. I really like you. I really like you too. Did anyone see my shoes? Anyone? Forget about it. Who needs shoes anyways? Alright, everyone’s here. Let’s start the meeting. Shouldn’t we ask Spider-man to join us? He didn’t pick up the phone. So—When is Galactus estimated to arrive on Earth?

Masha and The Bear – Call me please! (Episode 9)


We’re broadcasting live from one of our nation’s major soccer arenas where the final game of the season, the World Cup game, is officially underway. Both teams have already entered the field, and the referee has placed the ball… And the game is on! Everybody’s attention is on the field now! The host team is again in control of the ball and is now approaching the penalty box of the visiting team. The ball passes from one player to another one, who tries to score! The ball bounces off the defense player, but the visiting team goalie reaches the ball first, then jumps and covers it. Good afternoon, dear viewers! This is our weekly health program. Today, we’ll be talking about different methods to relieve stress. Stress? We can recommend a few relaxation techniques that can relieve and reduce stress in just 10 minutes. The simplest one is to sit down in a recliner or a comfortable chair, relax and breathe normally. Or you can savor a warm cup of coffee or tea. Try to avoid having any serious thoughts while you’re enjoying it. Or you can take a warm bath and do some breathing exercises in it like taking a deep breath through your nose with your mouth closed and then submerging the lower half of your face into the water and slowly breathing out through your nose. Just remember, you shouldn’t try to find solutions to your problems as soon as they arise. Never mind that! Fatigue and exhaustion can make your life very difficult but try to keep in mind that you will find a solution to your problems in due time. Oh, a cell phone! Give me! Give me! Give me! Give me! To go walk in the forest? What about the wolves? Checking the connection. OK, I’ll walk with the cell phone. OK, OK. Dialing the number… Oh, wow! The second half of the game is about to begin. If you remember, at the end of the first half, the referee has disqualified one of the guest players for misconduct. The players are on the field once again. Don’t panic! Dialing the number. The extra time that was added by the referee is running out… Dialing the number… He passes the ball across the field… Dialing the number! The forward of the host team dodges the defense… Dialing the number! …and suddenly kicks the ball towards the goal! And now… we run! It bounces off the bar! Another kick! And another one! Score! I got through to you!

Super Cafe – Nostalgia Detective


Bruce. I think I’ve been playing too much Pokemon GO. Interesting. Because right now it looks like there is a giant Pikachu sitting next to you… Wearing a Sherlock Holmes hat. While I do think you are playing WAY too much Pokemon… I’m happy to report… You are not seeing things. Say what now? There is in fact a Pikachu… sitting next to me in a Sherlock Holmes hat. WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT!? That thing is real?! Yeah. A real life Pikachu?! Yes it is. You’re telling me I’m looking at a real Pikachu? That’s what I said. He’s really excited! We call it fangirling. Ohmygosh
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Ohmygosh! This is so cool! Hello, Pikachu! I am so exciting to m.. I mean… It is so exciting to meet you! (Pika Pika!) (Pikachu!) I know right? Where did he come from? From Pokemon. Duh. I know that! I mean why do you have him? Is he yours? Did you catch him? No he’s not mine. He’s just a detective for some reason. So I guess he came here because he wants advice from the greatest detective of all time. (Pikachu?) No! Not from Columbo! From Me! You snarky fuzz ball. (Peeka) watch it! (Chu!) Hold on. Wait a second! You can understand him? Well of course I can! Because I’m batman! Aparently the only one’s who can are me and the kid from Jurassic World. Pika Pika What is he saying? Ah just detective stuff. He also sounds exactly like Deadpool… which is really weird. What’s so weird about sounding like Deadpool? Because Deadpool is nothing like Pikachu! That’s why. Hey, Dork Knight! Not all Pikachus are the same. besides… (Pika Pika) (Pikachu) Well I guess you guys do sort of have that in common. So anyways… I’m just teaching him everything he needs to know about being an amazing detective. Right! Amazing detective! Okay. Feed me pointy eared man! Okay. First thing you need… Is a super awesome butler. Do you have a super awesome butler? I have a super awesome butt! It shoots out all kinds of electricity. do you have endless amounts of money? I’m worth about 15 billion. Is that enough? It’s a start. Do you have access to a utility belt? (Pika) Well… We’ve apparently got a long way to go. A detective Pikachu… I just can’t believe this is how I’m meeting a real Pokemon for the first time. What do you mean? I don’t know. I just thought it would have been with Ash and Misty… Or Team Rocket. certainly not as a detective. I think the Pokemon origin story has been pretty much established. Plus I think a real life version of that story would be met with extreme prejudice… If it wasn’t perfect. What! You think people would reject seeing live action versions of the original Pokemon Cast? I can’t tell if you’re being sarcastic. I’m serious! They’re making everything into a movie now. Why not this? I saw this live action trailer of the Lion King earlier and I thought it looked amazing! (Pikachu!) He’s right. That’s not live action, dude. And second… I would argue it only looks amazing because you enjoyed the original so much. So. So powerful music is always powerful. I don’t understand why that’s bad. It means the music is doing the heavy lifting. You of all people should know what that’s like. What? Heavy lifting? No. Powerful music in a trailer hyping up an otherwise average movie. (pika pika)
HeHe Oh ha ha. Very funny. You don’t know! I know making films on established characters is very delicate. So I think leaving the original alone… and focusing on the obscure video game title… is actually pretty wise. (pika pee!) Exactly. This way Pikachu gets to have a unique story while still having that precious nostalgia bait. And it’s also a way to capitalize on Ryan Reynolds. That too. That’s kind of sad. Why does nostalgia bait have to be a thing? Because if you can make people remember something they loved when they were younger… they will get excited… and want to watch it! Which means the studios will make a lot more money. The Pokemon gets it. You might be a great detective after all. (Pika Pika) That seems like such a gimmick. Who falls for that? Everyone. Well not me! I’m not gonna fall for that! I only want to enjoy original stuff from now on! BAAAAAAAAA FRED SAVAGE! WATCH MY MOVIE YOU GUYS! DEADPOOOOOOOL PRINCESS BRIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE. HA! Hey I know what that is! That’s that guy from that movie I Iiked back in the day! That’s awesome! I’m definitely gonna go see that. You see what I mean? Oh yeah! (Peeka-Pee!) BAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Nostalgiaaaaaaaaaaaa gonna make monEEEEEEEEEEEEy off your childhooooooooood Eheeeeeeyaaaaaaaaaaa Oh that’s riiiiiiight. I’m Deadpool I’m Pikachu I’m Deadpool I’m Pikachu I’m Batman! That’s enough! I’m Batman. Make me think of that thing Iliked. make me think of that thing I liked make me think of that thing I liked make me think of that thing I liked