Dickinson — The Bee | Apple TV+

Dickinson — The Bee | Apple TV+


(Music) Emily has a wild imagination. Bee, I was hoping you’d come. What’s up? (Music) Alena Smith:
She’s always asking for someone
to understand her. And it feels like she becomes
increasing alone. Alena Smith:
But because she’s Emily, she’s
conducting all sorts of Alena Smith:
relationships with imaginary
figures. How did you get inside? Girl, I flew through the window. Hailee Steinfeld:
The Bee is a figment of Emily’s
imagination. The Bee shows up every time
Emily was feeling a bit lost, or
alone. Will you dance with me? Hailee Steinfeld:
And the bumblebee will sort of
come in and save the day. Bee, you’re so sweet. I’m covered in pollen, baby. Emily:
Bee! Alena Smith:
The show explores that being
alone, Alena Smith:
can be tough, but perhaps that
was the very thing that generated such
powerful creativity. May I have this dance? Bee, you don’t mind, do you? (Music) Buzz… (Music)

Don’t Laugh News: Bed Bug Alert!

Don’t Laugh News: Bed Bug Alert!


– Li’l dairy, li’l daisy creamers (dramatic sting)
and wailin’ fatback weeners! – Oh, shit. (funky music) (dramatic sting) – [Announcer] From West
Hollywood, California, the only news team that doesn’t know what’s on the teleprompter
before they read it Anyone who laughs or breaks loses points. This is Breaking News. – Hello and welcome to Breaking News the show where we don’t
know what we’re about to say and we aren’t allowed to smile or laugh. I’m Bob Sauce.
– And I’m Bob Sauce. – Tonight, a big upset for
anyone looking to buy mattresses? – Mattresses?
– You better believe it. – I don’t
– Well start. (dramatic sting) – Okay, local mattress retailer Ass King discovered a little bed bug infestation in the padding of their
California Ass King mattress. – Now Sauce, is that the same infestation that affected their twin
Ass King’s last fall? – The very same Ass King infestation. – Now, regarding this infasstation, – Uh-huh? – What can consumers do to make sure their own mattresses aren’t ass effected? – Interestingly, a California
native species of spider is said to be the best
way to fully examine, exterminate bed bugs. They are friendly to humans, but love those little bugs. – Little bugs.
– Little bugs. – Now, don’t you think, Sauce, that the solution will create
a big spider infestation? – Hey, one problem at a time, am I right? Now to throw it over to weather. – Aye hi, I am the weather person, this is the weather update. Winds are moving in due east. So if you’re trying to
dump your Ass Kings, be sure to do it before the wind strikes. – Dump our Ass Kings?
– Dump our Ass Kings? You have to pause for a
stupid amount of time. (repeated dramatic stings) – Dump your Ass Kings! Thanks all, back to you. – Thanks saucy, ooh, this just in. A breaking news alert from
our senior correspondent, Little Shitty Cannoli. Little Shitty. – Thanks Sauces, it
appears that in response to the Ass King mattress crisis, congressional representative Todd Dumbass is issuing a ban on
newly illicit substances said to attract bed bugs. The complete list is as follows: squeamy beavers, curdlin weemers– (repeated dramatic stings) pissy steamers, Li’l dairy, li’l daisy creamers, (dramatic sting) and wailin’ fatback weeners! – Oh shit.
(dramatic sting) – Senator Dumbass says this, we’ll ban, this ban will
be imposed indefinitely. Until we can crack the
Ass King infestation. – My all this commotion for
an Ass King infestation. – Guess ti’s true what they say, ass. – Ass. (dramatic sting) Ah hah, ass. You said it guys. Now that’s all the time we have today, but we’ll close with a
bit of personal news. Our employee’s of the week just couldn’t stop smiling and laughing even though they’re not allowed to. Congrats to our employee
of the week, Grant. – What a dumbass. – So until next time, thank you from everyone
here at Breaking News, Bob Sauce, Bob Sauce, Bob
Sauce, Bob Sauce, Bob Sauce Bob Sauce, Bob Sauce, Bob
Sauce, Bob Sauce, Bob Sauce, Bob Sauce, Bob Sauce, Bob
Sauce, Bob Sauce, Bob Sauce, Bob Sauce, Bob Sauce, Bob
Sauce, Bob Sauce, Bob Sauce, Bob Sauce, Bob Sauce, Bob
Sauce, Bob Sauce, Bob Sauce, Bob Sauce, and Little Shitty Cannoli. – Good night. – And dump your Ass Kings. (dramatic sting)
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Key & Peele – Alien Imposters

Key & Peele – Alien Imposters


[spaceship engines roar] – WAIT, WAIT. WE GOT TO BE CAREFUL HERE. THIS PLACE IS CRAWLING
WITH THEM. WHAT WAS THAT?
– WHAT? – COVER ME. – GUYS! HEY, GUYS! HEY, GUYS.
OH, THANK GOD. HEY, WE STARTED
A COMMUNITY OF SURVIVORS. Y’ALL COME LIVE WITH US. – WAIT.
HOW DID YOU KNOW? – COME ON. REDNECK WANTS US TO MOVE
INTO HIS COMMUNITY? US?
LET’S GO. – GUYS, OVER HERE! OH, THANK GOD THERE ARE OTHERS! – WOULD YOU LET
ME DATE YOUR DAUGHTER? – OF COURSE! – OH, MY GOD. OH, MY GOD.
OH, MY GOD. OH, MY GOD. AAH!
PLEASE DON’T HURT ME! MY BEST FRIEND IS BLACK
AND I LOVE JAY-Z, AND MY FAVORITE MOVIE
ISTHINK LIKE A MAN.– SHE’S GOOD.
– COME WITH US. – OKAY.
– STAY CLOSE. – OKAY.
– WHAT’S YOUR NAME? – EMILY.
both: OF COURSE IT IS. [tense dubstep music] ♪ – HEY, HEY, HEY!
DON’T SHOOT! DON’T SHOOT! – WHAT DO YOU THINK
ABOUT THE POLICE? – WELL,
I LOVE THEIR THIRD ALBUM. – AAH! AAH!
[stammers] I DON’T HAVE ANY MONEY! NO MONEY! [screaming] [continues screaming] – OH, MY GOD. OH, MY GOD. THANK GOD YOU GUYS SHOWED UP. I GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE. IT’S A SILVER LEXUS. JUST PULL IT RIGHT UP FRONT, AND DON’T SCUFF THE PAINT,
ALL RIGHT? I JUST HAD IT BUFFED. – WAS HE AN ALIEN, TOO? – YEP.