Kid Insect Expert Shares His Love of Bugs with Sean Hayes

Kid Insect Expert Shares His Love of Bugs with Sean Hayes


Oh, my gosh. Look at the outfit. That’s so cool. Did you pick this out yourself? No my mom did. She’s my celebrity dresser. Oh, that’s so sweet. That’s so sweet. Look it, it’s so cool. I love these little
yellow socks. Thank you. And what are on the socks? They are– let’s see, lady
bugs and [INAUDIBLE] beetles. They’re bugs, yeah. So how in the world did
you get excited about bugs? Actually, I like all life,
cause I think bugs are first. And then sea animals are second. And then land animals are third. And then like organism kind
of animals are in fourth. Sure, similar–
similar to my list. [LAUGHTER] And most people
are really, really, really scared about bugs. So why don’t they gross you out? Well, because they have eyes
and mouth like human, right? Yeah. We have eyes and mouth. Yeah. So you’re saying
well, I’m disgusting, and you’re saying the bugs are
disgusting at the same time. Yes, so I should be
disgusted with myself if I’m going to be
disgusted about bugs. Yeah, because if you’re
like I’m beautiful today– oh, that looks disgusting. You’re just basically saying
the total opposite thing you just said to your body. Right. That’s so true. I should really
think about that. That’s interesting. So today, you’re going to
teach me about bugs, right? Yes. OK, should we go over to the
table, so we can talk about it? Yes. OK, let’s do it. OK. Time to talk about bugs. [APPLAUSE] Come on over. OK. OK, good. I go the stool. Oh, my gosh. OK, well, here, we’re
going to start here. Tell us about this bug first. The Annam walking stick. Look at this thing. I’ll be here all night, people. So this is an Annam
walking stick. Yeah. A live bug. yep. You see everyone. That certainly is alive. Yeah, it’s alive. And what else do you
know about this bug? That when it loses a
limb, it grows it back. And also, it doesn’t
need a male to mate. Actually, it actually
needs itself. And then– Wouldn’t that be a treat. –they’ll all be girls. So it doesn’t need a mate. No. You hear that, Scotty? That’s my husband, Scotty. It might need to,
but it mainly– that’s only if he doesn’t
find one, that’s [INAUDIBLE] OK, OK, well, let’s
put that guy back, because I want to see the next– I want to see the next bug. Here you go, Jay. Oh. Thank you. Large and in charge over here. [LAUGHTER] What’s this– what’s
the next bug called? What is this called? This is called a tail– tailless whip scorpion. It’s a tailless whip scorpion. Yeah. It’s not a scorpion or a spider. [INAUDIBLE] Oh, my god, look at that thing. It’s not a scorpion or a spider. It can bite you. So– OK. It’s only a little bit scary,
would you like to try it? No, no, I would not
like to try that. [LAUGHTER] That’s OK. It’s OK, it doesn’t kill you. It’s not a serial killer. We’ll put it there. You can put it there. No, no, on my arm. On my arm, yeah, OK. It’s not going to kill you. OK. Oh, my God. OK, that’s good,
plenty time with that. That’s good. [LAUGHTER] That’s amazing. That was fun for you. [LAUGHTER] OK, let’s go to
the last one here. What is this one? Oh, that one. This will be more for
you run away from. Oh, yeah, this– Rose hair tarantula. So tell us, what’s it called? It’s a rose hair tarantula. A rose hair tarantula. It’s scarier than it looks. It’s scarier than it looks. My head shot– Rose hair tarantula. Oh, my gosh, look at that. And now tell us about this. It gets it’s name from, it was
kinda rose hair kind of color. And does it bite and all that? Yes, except it scares
predators with it’s red thing. And also, they have
blue blood like humans. They have blue
blood, like humans? Yes. And it actually has five eyes. You can seen them
staring at you. So it’s staring. It wants to play
a staring contest. OK, well, it won. It won that. [LAUGHTER] Yeah. Are you sure scared of
these things at all? Are there any bugs, or animals,
or anything you’re scared of? Not really, if I
can think of, no. No, you just you just love it. And you love getting down there. So do you have like a
collection at home or anything, like is your bedroom
filled with bugs? It is filled with [INAUDIBLE]
which is [INAUDIBLE] What is that? And speaking of acting. Yes. I know you acted in TV. I know you acted
in Cat in the Hat. And I know you acted in– Cat in the Hat, yeah. And Monsters
University as Terri. And Monsters University,
that’s right. Thank you. Thank you. That’s so sweet of you. Garrett, I hear you’re
pretty popular in school with the ladies, is that true? Yes, I’m really cute and smart. OK, and confident. Yes. Yeah, tell us about this
last little guy in here. Emperor scorpion. Emperor scorpion. Make you want run
for your money. Run for my money? Yeah, because this guy. OK. He might look scary. Yeah, and that’s
a real scorpion? Yes, so– OK. Can it actually sting me? Is it poisonous? yeah Oh, that’s funny, yeah. [LAUGHTER] That’s a good time. Well, that’s incredible. I love– you know
I love you now. I love these bugs, not really. But since you love
bugs so much, we wanted to make sure
you had everything you need to keep
learning about them, OK? So I got you a little gift. What? You want to see it? Yes. Here it comes. Oh, my gosh, look at this. It’s a bunch of bug stuff. You want to put that guy back? Yeah. Look at this stuff. Look at this stuff. Isn’t that cool? [CHEERING] I want to thank Adam DeVine,
Lewis Capaldi, and Ellen, for letting me host. Thank you. As she says, be
kind to one another. Bye, guys. Hi, I’m Andy. Ellen asked me to remind you
to subscribe to her channel so you can see more
awesome videos, like videos of me getting scared or
saying embarrassing things, like ball peen hammer. And also some videos of
Ellen and other celebrities, if you’re into
that sort of thing. [BLEEP] God! [BLEEP]

The Glitter Epidemic

The Glitter Epidemic


– You know, I’m all for trends.
It’s good to have trends. New things happen,
I welcome them. I’m a very open-minded person. There’s a new trend happening
right now I’m very against. Not against–like, so, so, so,
so, so, so against. It’s the unnatural,
unforgivable act of putting glitter in your hair. [audience laughter] Have you heard about this?
[audience laughter] I’m so upset–let me show you
what I’m talking about. Okay, look. It’s like–it’s–
[audience murmurs] To cover the roots or something?
I don’t know what they’re doing. I have two questions:
“Why?” and “What the hell?” [audience laughter] I mean, it’s like getting
a tattoo. It’s like,
it seems like a good idea, but it stays with you the rest
of your life, and it just looks worse and
worse as you get older. It’s just–
’cause you’re never gonna get that out, right? That’s never gonna come out. Look what else
is happening here. Glitter beard. audience: Oh! [laughter and applause] I don’t want to be in
the same picture as that. I want to get away from that. This is real. I’d rather see someone’s entire
meal that they just ate. [audience laughter] I’d rather know what they just
ate, in their beard, than see glitter like that. Another thing that’s starting– and these are all real things–
glitter armpits. I don’t have a picture of that,
’cause– [audience laughter] ’cause I don’t want to see it, and you don’t want to see it. Glitter armpits.
[audience murmurs] Why?
[audience laughter] Aren’t we trying to disguise everything about
the armpit area? Who’s walking around just going, “Look what I got under here.” [audience laughter] I’ve been on a crusade against
glitter my whole life. I don’t know if anybody else
feels like– I know it’s popular.
They put it in cards. They put in on wrapping paper.
They put it on– I just–I don’t know, I don’t
know why we have glitter. You know…right? Is anybody with me on this?
Do you understand? [cheers and applause] Because–
[cheers and applause] Okay.
[cheers and applause] And for the people that like it,
good for you, but it surprises us,
the people that don’t like it. You open something,
you’re like, “Aah!” And there’s–
[audience laughter] There’s no warning.
There’s like, you know, just like a show says there’s
adult content or whatever, there should be like,
“Warning: glitter.” Because one–right?
[applause] There should be something–
[applause] [applause] Because it just takes one. One speck will keep me busy
for two hours, ’cause I’m–
[audience laughter] I’m trying to get it off,
and then it’s there. And then I think it’s gone,
and someone goes, “You have glitter on your face.” It’s like “What, what?”
[audience laughter] I don’t understand
this trend at all. It’s sweeping the nation,
and soon, we’ll be sweeping up for
centuries to come. Whoever started it, I’d like to
have a word with you from at least ten feet away,
but– If any of you have glitter
roots, glitter beards, please take a step back,
’cause I’m gonna dance with you.

Claire Talks About Bugs

Claire Talks About Bugs


Can I tell you a story about a bee. So me and Ella, who’s gonna have a picnic, well
while we played princesses and I saw something, I heard a bee buzzling. Bzzzzzzzzz. I ran and ran. Momma closed the door. Bees are scary. I don’t like bugs. They’re everywhere. They’re everywhere in our backyard. They’re a little scary for me. Sometimes you trap them and sometimes you
squish them. I don’t like bugs at all. I like flowers. I like flowers the best. Dad: Do you know that butterflies are bugs? I love butterflies! One time I saw a butterfly, right before we
saw the bee! It was very beautiful. I like butterflies so much. Blue and pink and lavender, and white. Dad: What if there was a butterfly that is
blue and pink and lavender and white, all in the same butterfly? Oh, that would be pretty! That would be pretty! Someone should work on that. Dad: Do you like moths? Hmm. Butterflies the best. Moths are kinda like a spiders. Dad: Kinda like spiders? Because they have webs to crawl around. Dad: I don’t think moths have webs Yes they do have webs. You see their webs? Dad:Do you like caterpillars? No Dad: Do you know that caterpillars turn into
butterflies? I didn’t know that! I didn’t know, caterpillars turn into butterflies. If I saw a caterpillar, he would turn into
a butterfly for me to see. We should get a uh… We should get just a butterfly that’s not
a caterpillar. But for now let’s just talk about flowers. There’s a bug on our window! There’s a bug on our window! Right there! Gotta get ‘em! I got it. Dad: We got ‘em? Oh my gosh, he’s dead.