The David Beckham Statue Prank

The David Beckham Statue Prank


DAVID BECKHAM, OH, PURE GENIUS.>>James: THE 2019 L.A. GALAXY
SEASON IS GOING TO KICK OFF WHICH HUGE SERMON
HONORING THEIR GREATE EVER PLAYER DAVID BECKHAM. TO CELEBRATE HIS CAREER WITH THE
2K3W58 AXEY THE TEAM HAS BUILT A BRAND NEW STATUE OF DAVID WITH
WHICH THEY WILL UNVEIL FOR THE FIRST TIME RIGHT HERE AT THIS
STADIUM IN FRONT OF 25,000 PEOPLE. NOW DAVID IS A GOOD FRIEND OF
MINE AND WHEN I HEARD THAT HE HASN’T SEEN THE FULLY FINISHED
STATUE YET, I THOUGHT IT MIGHT BE FUN TO SWITCH OUT THE REAL
STATUE WITH ONE THAT WE MADE A LITTLE LESS FLATTERING. IN ORDER TO PULL THIS OFF OUR
PROPS DEPARTMENT WILL TO FIND THE RIGHT BALANCE BETWEEN
REALISTIC AND ABSOLUTELY TERRIBLE. HE SAID WHEN HE SAW THE FIRST HE
SAID THAT HE THOUGHT THE CHIN WAS TOO BIG AND THE BUTT WAS TOO
BIG. THIS IS WHAT I AM THINKING, IS
WE HE CAN GO BIGGER O ON THE CHIN. AFTER TWO MONTHS OF GRUELING
WORK, WE BROUGHT THE STATUE TO THE STADIUM FOR A PRIVATE
UNVEILING FOR DAVID.>>THE STATUE IS FINISH AND HERE
IT IS RIGHT HERE IN ALL ITS GLORY. AS EVERYBODY KNOWS, DAVID
BECKHAM’S SMILE AND HIS THREE GREAT TEETH LOOK AT THE THAT HAS
BEEN PUT ON THE DAVID BECKHAM STATUE. DAVID THINKS HE IS HE COMING
HERE TO THIS LOADING DOCK FOR A FINAL LAST MINUTE PREVIEW OF THE
STATUE BEFORE IT GETS MOVED OUTSIDE TO THE OFFICIAL
UNVEILING. WHAT DAVID DOESN’T KNOW IS THAT
EVERYONE HERE IS AN ACTOR. WE HAVE PLACED HIDDEN CAMERAS
ALL OVER. WE’VE ALSO SENT AN L.A. IMAL
AXEE FILM CREW WITH DAVID, HE THINKS IS THE L.A. GALAXY
ONLINE. IT’S NOT, THEY’RE ALSO WORKING
FOR US.>>IT IS A SPECIAL MOMENT THAT
I’M GOING TO BE ABLE TO SHARE WITH FRIENDS, FAMILY, SO I’M
EXCITED.>>OKAY, WE’RE HERE, THE CAR IS
PULLING UP. ALL RIGHT. HOW ARE YOU?>>GOOD.>>DAVID IS ALWAYS HAPPY TO MEET
WITH FANS BUT LET’S SEE HOW HE REACTS TO ACTORS POSING AS FAN
WHOSE ONLY JOB IS TO ANNOY HIM.>>THIS, AMAZING.>>HOW ARE YOU?>>TOM, DAVID BECKHAM.>>THE BEST WAY TO INSULT A MAN
UNITED LEGEND IS TO GET HIS TEAM WRONG. WE’RE TBING TO DO JUST THAT.>>WHEN WERE YOU STARTING YOUR
CAREER BACK IN YOUR MAN CITY DAYS.>>IT WAS– WE WERE ABOUT KSH.>>MAN UNITED.>>DIFFERENT COMPLORS.>>CALLING HIM DAVE, HE HATES
BEING CALL DAVE.>>MY WIFE IS THE ONE WHO SAID
WE WILL BE MEETING DAVE BECKHAM, SHE LOST IT.>>OH REALLY.>>DAVE BECKHAM.>>I LOVE THAT.>>SO NICE TO MEET YOU, DAVE,
THANK YOU SO MUCH, DAVE.>>BY THE WAY, YOU CAN CALL ME
DAVID. MY MUM IS THE ONLY PERSON THAT
CALLS ME DAVE.>>I’M SORRY.>>IT’S OKAYS I DON’T MIND DAVE,
IF YOU WANT TO CALL ME DAVE, I’VE BR CALLED MANY THING, DAVE
IT IS.>>DAVE BECKHAM TRK IS
INCREDIBLE.>>INTERESTING CHARACTER.>>THIS IS L.A. GALAXY PRESIDENT
CHRIS KLEIN, FORMER TEAMMATE OF DAVID AND SOMEONE HE REALLY
TRUSTS.>>BEFORE WE DO THE STATUE, I
JUST WANT TO GIVE YOU A FIRST PEEK OF THE HIGHLIGHT REAL WE’LL
SHOW ON SATURDAY WHEN ARE YOU ON FIELD. THIS IS WHAT EVERYONE WILL SEE
AT HALF TIME GREAT.>>IT’S ALL DAVID BECKHAM’S
CAREER HIGHLIGHTS BUT WE PUT IN A FEW LOW LIGHTS.>>ARE YOU GOING TO ROLL IT?>>DAVID BECKHAM, OH, GOODNESS
ME!>>HERE COMES DAVID BECKHAM.>>HERE COMES DAVID BECKHAM.>>THAT– THAT A RED CARD? YEAH.>>GO, GO, GO, GO.>>OKAY.>>NOW IT’S TIME TO SEND IN THE
ACTOR PLAYING OUR SCULPT TER COMEDIAN MARK GIBRANI DAVID MET
WITH THE REAL SCRUPTER THREE MONTHS AGO IN CHICAGO SO LET’S
HOPE HE DOESN’T REALIZE IT’S NOT THE SAME GUY.>>HE MADE IT OUT.>>HOW ARE YOU.>>HEY, HOW ARE YOU.>>GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN.>>HAS HE BOUGHT 1234 HE BOUGHT
IT I THINK.>>AS YOU ALL KNOW, I HAVE DONE
SOME SCULPTURES OF SOME OF THE MOST AMAZING ATHLETES, YOU KNOW. BUT NO ONE HAS BEEN TO ME AS
ICONIC AS DAVID BECKHAM, REALLY.>>THANK YOU.>>SO WITHOUT FURTHER A DO OKAY,
DAVID BECKHAM. WE WANT YOU TO MEET DAVID
BECKHAM. (APPLAUSE)
(LAUGHTER) DAVID, I WANT TO YOU LOOK HERE
ON THE DIFFERENT ANGLES OVER HERE.>>IT’S SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT THAN
WHAT IT WAS WHEN I SAW IT IN CHICAGO.>>YOU KNOW, WE HAD– I– WE HAD
THE CONVERSATION AND I BELIEVE THAT WHAT I DID HEAR, TRYING TO
CAPTURE YOU IN MOTION, YOU SEE, YOU KNOW? I MEAN.>>YEAH, BUT WHEN WE SPOKE IN
CHICAGO THERE WAS CATCH ME IN MOTION BUT ALSO MAKE ME– I MEAN
LOOK AT MY CHIN.>>LOOK AT THE OTHER ANGLE.>>THIS IS A BETTER ANGLE, NO.>>THAT DOESN’T LOOK LIKE ME,
LACK AT MY EYES.>>IF YOU LOOK, WHEN YOU KICK
THE BALL, WITH LAKE.>>THE ONLY THING THAT IS GOOD
IS THE HAIR AND THAT’S ABOUT IT.>>YOU DO HAVE GREAT HAIR.>>I’M– THIS IS MY BUM, THERE
IS MY ASS.>>AGAIN, I’M TELLING YOU, IN
MOTION THAT IS HOW IT LOOKS.>>IT DEFINITELY DOESN’T LOOK
LIKE THAT.>>I MEAN,.>>CHRIS, ARE YOU HAPPY WITH
THIS? WHAT DO YOU THINK?>>WHAT’S THIS?>>WHAT DO YOU THINK?>>I THINK IT LOOKS AMAZING.>>REALLY?>>YEAH.>>YOU DON’T LIKE IT?>>WHAT DO YOU THINK?>>[BLEEP] I MEAN, I REALLY
DON’T SEE HOW THIS CAN GO OUT.>>HE’S BEING SO POLITE EVEN
THOUGH IT’S TERRIBLE.>>WELL, LET ME ASK YOU, WHAT DO
YOU LIKE, LIKE WHAT IS THE GOOD THINGS ABOUT IT THAT YOU LIKE.>>HOW CAN YOU CHANGE IT IN THIS
SHORT AMOUNT OF TIME.>>WE CAN’T CHANGE IT I’M NOT
SAYING I’M GOING TO CHANGE IT.>>IN IS NO WAY THAT CAN GO IN
FRONT OF THE STADIUM, THERE IS NO WAY, MY PARENTS ARE COMING
EVER FROM LONDON, MY WIFE IS COMING. I MEAN– LOOK HOW LONG MY ARMS
ARE. I LOOK LIKE– I HONESTLY LOOK
LIKE SHAQ ARMSTRONG.>>MAYBE JUST STAND BACK, MAYBE
JUST A LITTLE BIT.>>I’M GOING TO HAVE TO STAND
BACK RIGHT BEHIND THE BAND.>>DO YOU WANT ME TO TELL THEM
TO STOP.>>YEAH.>>I JUST DON’T SEE.>>HE’S JUST ASKED FOR ALL THE
CAMERAS TO GO OFF, THE L.A. GALAXY CAMERA CAMERAS THAT WE’RE
USING, HE’S SO ANGRY.>>MY WIFE IS COMING OVER. IT’S LUCK MEE– LUCKY MY KIDS
AREN’T COMING OVER, IF MY KIDS WERE TO SEE, THIS I THINK THIS
HE WOULD JUST CRY, TO BE HONEST. I DON’T WANT TO SHALL.>>IN IS SUCH A BIG THING FOR
ME. I’M KNOW IT IS A BIG THING FOR
YOU, CHRIS.>>IF YOU CAN MAKE ANY
IMPROVEMENTS, WE HAVE TO AT LEAST PUT IT SOME WHAT IN PLACE. WILL YOU APPROVE IT BEFORE WE
DOING ANYTHING BUT WE HAVE TO.>>HOW CAN YOU DO THAT, IT HAS
TAKEN A YEAR TO GET TO THIS POINT. I DON’T– CAN YOU DO– IS THERE
ANYTHING THAT YOU CAN DO.>>I MEAN I THINK I CAN.>>THERE IS NO WAY THAT CAN GO
IN FRONT OF THE STADIUM, IF IS EMBARRASSING.>>I THINK IT’S GOING TO GO
RIGHT, IT’S GOING TO LEAVE.>>SHOULD GI? GO?>>ARE YOU GOING TO MOVE IT TO,
BACK TO THE STUDIO?>>YOU HAVE PROBABLY DONE ME A
FAVOR THERE.>>James: OH MY GOD, WHAT’S
HAPPENED? [BLEEP]
(LAUGHTER)>>THAT’S TERRIBLE. [BLEEP]
(LAUGHTER) [BLEEP]
>>James: OH MY GOD. DAVID BECKHAM, EVERYBODY.>>SORRY, I MADE A MISTAKE, DAVE
BECKHAM, EVERYBODY, DAVE BECKHAM, THERE HE GOES. DAVID BECKHAM. BACK TO YOU IN THE STUDIO. (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE).>>James: A HUGE THANKS TO
DAVID BECKHAM FOR BEING SUCH A GREAT SPORT. WE’LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH RITA
WILSON, JASON MITCHEL AND KEVIN NEALEN, EVERYBODY. (APPLAUSE)

High’rd Help Season 1 | Episode 11 – I Need An Infection

High’rd Help Season 1 | Episode 11 – I Need An Infection


She’s kinda pretty I guess… (Sleuth Charlie to the rescue) Wait she can’t even see me why am I sneaking? Can I help you with something? Wait can you- can you see me? When would you ever be helpful to me? Is that a legitimate question? Because I can be very helpful Ya and when I need an infection I’m sure you can help me out ok? Wait What just Seriously never getting out of limbo (High’rd Help Theme Plays) Whatcha readin? Your math textbook You’re in advanced calculus, how do you have a college math textbook? I took it outta your backpack this morning in the cafeteria Clooney, I told you to stop taking my stuff! It’s a textbook calm down, besides I wanted to get a head start so I could actually help you try and pass this test what do you mean try? You suck at math. And not just like you’re bad at it, you’re horrible I’m surprised you’ve made it this far You know not all of us can be like you. Chosen for an advanced school and being number one in our math class. How do you even put up with such lowly peasants as myself? It’s hard. But you buy me food sometimes so you’re ok to keep around You’re sucha jerk Jerk who’s helping you pass math. Now let’s get started because I have a spare next period and have my own studying to do Fractions. Easy. (High’rd Help Theme Plays)

Nathan For You – Exterminator

Nathan For You – Exterminator


AND THE MANAGER
OF BUGS “A” TO “Z,” A PEST-CONTROL COMPANY BASED OUT OF WOODLAND HILLS,
CALIFORNIA, AND HE’S DESPERATE
TO EXPAND HIS BUSINESS BEYOND THE RESIDENTIAL
HOMES HE NORMALLY SERVICES.
– IT’D BE GREAT IF, I MEAN,
WE LAND ANY KIND OF HOTEL WORK.
– JAVIER WANTED A CONTRACT
WITH A MAJOR HOTEL,
AND I HAD THE PERFECT METHOD
TO WIN HIM THAT DEAL. RATHER THAN MAKING IT
LOOK LIKE THE HOTEL HAS AN EXTERMINATOR VISITING,
WHY DON’T YOU INSTEAD MAKE IT LOOK LIKE THE HOTEL
IS WINNING AN AWARD? – RIGHT. – EVERY HOTEL’S GREATEST FEAR IS
HAVING TO HIRE AN EXTERMINATOR, BECAUSE THEIR ARRIVAL
IS BASICALLY AN ANNOUNCEMENT THAT THE HOTEL HAS PESTS, SO IF JAVIER COULD DISGUISE
HIS PURPOSE TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE HE’S THERE
TO GIVE THE HOTEL AN AWARD, HE’D NOT ONLY DELIGHT GUESTS, BUT SURELY WIN A CONTRACT
WITH THE HOTEL THAT WANTS TO KEEP
THEIR PEST PROBLEM A SECRET. – NOW, HOW–I MEAN,
DO I SHOW UP WITH– I MEAN, I JUST–
I-I–AS FAR AS, I MEAN– – IF CUSTOMERS SEE YOU
COMING IN, THEY’RE ACTUALLY
GONNA BE LIKE, “OH, THIS HOTEL
IS REALLY GOOD,” YOU KNOW, RATHER THAN SEEING
AN EXTERMINATOR AND BEING LIKE,
“OH, THIS HOTEL IS NOT SO GOOD.” – [laughs]
YOU’VE DONE THIS BEFORE. YOU KNOW,
YOU’RE A BUSINESS MAJOR. I MEAN, WHAT’S THE WORST
THAT’S GONNA HAPPEN? – JAVIER WAS ON BOARD
WITH THE CONCEPT. SO, TO SELL THIS TO A HOTEL,
I NEEDED TO SHOW THEM EXACTLY HOW THE SYSTEM
WOULD WORK, SO I HAD ONE OF JAVIER’S
SERVICE VANS REWRAPPED TO LOOK LIKE A DELIVERY VEHICLE
FOR THE HOTEL EXCELLENCE AWARDS, A VERY PRESTIGIOUS ORGANIZATION
THAT I MADE UP. THEN JAVIER AND I WORKED
TO DEVELOP A DISCREET METHOD FOR EXTERMINATING
EVERY ROOM IN A HOTEL. LIKE, SOME SORT OF SECRET…
– A COMPARTMENT OR OR AN OPENING.
– COMPARTMENT THAT OPENS UP. WITH THE SYSTEM NOW IN PLACE,
I GOT PERMISSION FROM THE HISTORIC MAYFAIR HOTEL
TO SHOOT A DEMONSTRATION VIDEO OF OUR METHOD THAT WE COULD THEN
PRESENT TO THEIR MANAGEMENT. IT BEGINS BY ARRIVING
IN OUR COVERT VEHICLE, THEN REMOVING WHAT LOOKS
LIKE A LARGE TROPHY THAT’S BEING AWARDED
TO THE HOTEL. THIS SERVES A DUAL PURPOSE
OF BOTH GETTING OUR EQUIPMENT INSIDE,
AND IMPRESSING GUESTS, AS THEY SEE THAT THEY’RE
CURRENTLY RESIDING IN THE HOTEL WITH THE LEAST AMOUNT
OF BEDBUGS. – WITH THE LEAST BEDBUGS?
– YEAH. – SO IT’S A POSSIBILITY
OF SOME BEING THERE. – WE’RE JUST DELIVERING
THE AWARD, WE DON’T KNOW.
– OH, OKAY. – THEN, WE MAKE OUR WAY
INTO THE PRIVATE BACK OFFICES WHERE WE CAN SAFELY REMOVE
ALL OUR GEAR WITHOUT ANYONE SEEING. ONCE THAT’S DONE,
WE CONVERT OUR AWARDS TABLE INTO A CUSTOM-DESIGNED
MAID CART, AND I CHANGE MY OUTFIT
TO LOOK NATURAL PUSHING IT. THE HOLLOWED-OUT INTERIOR
THEN ALLOWS JAVIER TO TRAVEL FROM ROOM TO ROOM
WITHOUT DRAWING ANY SUSPICION FROM HOTEL GUESTS. [beeps]
YOU OKAY IN THERE? – YEAH. – WHEN WE GET
TO AN INFESTED ROOM, THE CART BLOCKS THE DOORWAY
AND JAVIER IS ABLE TO SNEAK OUT
WITHOUT ANYONE SEEING. A QUICK HANDOFF OF THE VACUUM
THEN GETS OUR EQUIPMENT INSIDE, AND JAVIER CAN GET TO WORK SPRAYING DOWN
THE PEST-RIDDEN AREAS. ALTHOUGH WE DIDN’T
FIND ANY IN THIS HOTEL, JAVIER TOLD ME HE OFTEN
ENCOUNTERS MATTRESSES THAT GET SO INFESTED
WITH BEDBUGS THEY HAVE TO BE THROWN OUT. SO I ALSO WANTED TO SHOW
THE HOTEL MANAGER THAT WE HAD A METHOD
TO SECRETLY DISPOSE OF ONE WITHOUT GUESTS THINKING
ANYTHING FISHY WAS GOING ON, AND SINCE THE MAYFAIR CATERED
TO A LOT OF ASIAN CLIENTELE, THE PERFECT COVER
WAS OBVIOUS. IN THE GUISE
OF AN IMPROMPTU CELEBRATION, WE WERE ABLE TO TAKE
A MATTRESS STRAIGHT THROUGH THE LOBBY,
AND ONCE OUTSIDE, ALL IT TOOK WAS A QUICK
IDENTITY CHANGEOVER TO KEEP EVERYTHING
LOOKING NORMAL TO ONLOOKERS. THEN, IN THE BLINK OF AN EYE,
WE’RE GONE, WITHOUT ANYONE EVER KNOWING THE HOTEL HAD A PROBLEM
WITH PESTS. SO LATER THAT WEEK,
I WAS HOPEFUL OUR SALES VIDEO WOULD BE ENOUGH TO WIN OVER
THE MAYFAIR MANAGER, MIKE SCHOEFFIN. – UNDERNEATH THAT DRAGON
IS OUR MATTRESS THAT WAS COVERED WITH BEDBUGS,
INFESTED WITH BEDBUGS. – AND YOU CAN SEE WE’VE BEEN
DEVELOPING A NEW METHOD OF SPRAYING THE PUBLIC AREAS
USING A BLIND MAN’S CANE. SO TO GUESTS,
IT JUST LOOKS LIKE, “OH, THERE’S A BLIND MAN
STUMBLING AROUND THE LOBBY.” – RIGHT.
– SO THAT’S WHAT WE’RE ABOUT. – AND ONCE OUR SALES VIDEO
WAS DONE,

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Godzilla vs the Human Bugs


BURNIE: We were talking about like Godzilla, like – people are scared shitless of bugs, so what if Godzilla was like exactly like a person, and when it saw humans it was like: “WUHHHUHUHULLUHHH!”
[laughter] GUS: He’s like knocking down buildings – “Get it off, get it off!” BURNIE: “Where’d it go, where’d it go?” JACK: Godzilla has like an aerosol can – he like shakes and sprays all the people on the ground… GAVIN: He finally smashes a human and then looks at it, and he’s just like, “Glughh!”
[laughter] BURNIE: Fucking tank – the tank rolls up, and Godzilla takes it and puts a cup over it…
[laughter] GUS: …and he’s like “I’ll deal with that later.”
[laughter] BURNIE: I would pay great money if that was the first scene in the new Godzilla. He comes out of the ocean, and a fucking jet flies by him and he goes: “EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!”.
[laughter] He goes up to other giant monsters –
“Is it on me? Is it on me?” [laughter]

The Trans Panic Epidemic: The Daily Show

The Trans Panic Epidemic: The Daily Show


So, what is it
that scares so many people about transgender communities? And what’s it like to live
as the focus of that fear? Jessica Williams finds out. WILLIAMS:Iowa’s most famous
for its cornfields,
butter sculptures, and butter
sculptures of cornfields.
Until last summer, when
transgender woman Meagan Taylor
tried to check in to the Drury
Inn in the city of Des Moines.
We sat down with Taylor herself
for an exclusive tell-all.
I could tell when I checked in to the hotel that it was…
it was…Shh. I got this,
real Meagan Taylor.
It was July 12, 2015.You presented your I.D.
to the hotel manager.
Hi. I have a reservation.But she was onto you.Fearing for her life,
she took immediate action.
WOMAN:And that’s when the cops came
and all hell broke loose.
But let’s rewind here.What triggered the cops
to respond?
You pull out a gun,
and then the cops come
and you’re arrested? None of that happened. Well, did you pull out a knife? ♪ ♪ No.Well, did you do drugs?Nothing of the sort. Well, then why the hell
were you arrested? Um, I got arrested because
I was a black transgender woman.Specifically, cops held her
because she didn’t have
a prescription
for her hormone pills.
And this is 2016.What were you doing in Iowa? I was there going to a funeral. -You were there for a funeral?
-Yeah. And did you get to attend
the funeral, -at least? -I didn’t get
to make the funeral at all. How long were you in jail for? I was in jail for eight days. I’m sorry. I… It’s terrible. Take your time.Ugh, I thought it was tough
being a black woman.
But compared
to a black transgender woman,
I might as well be
a white frat dude
at a Dave Matthews concert.Transgender women get arrested
all the time, especially
black transgender women, just by walking down the street
or anything.And by anything,
she means literally anything.
Because of discrimination
and profiling,
at least 47%
of black trans people
will have at some point in
their lives been incarcerated.
Let’s underline, bold, and set
fire to that
(bleep)graphic,because it’s 47%.You think there’d be laws
to correct this.
But instead, this year alone,state legislatures
have introduced
175 anti-trans bills.Many make it legal
to discriminate based solely
on religious beliefs.And then you have
these bathroom bills.
REPORTER:It would fine
and imprison transgender people
who use public restrooms
that don’t match
the gender
on their birth certificate. WILLIAMS:That’s what’s really
triggering this trans panic.
Just listen
to Colorado representative
and Elmer Fudd look-alike
Gordon Klingenschmitt.
Should we fear
the transgender community? Well, they not only want
to be confused about their own identity, but they want the rest of us
to be confused with them. Now they want the government
to join them in that pretense. -They’re making us into liars.
-Wow.Okay. I met
with these so-called liars
to find out
what their evil intentions are.
There’s a notion that
trans people are perpetrators in some way, that we’re sneaking
and trying to trick you for the purposes
of having sex with you. And that’s not the case at all. People just want
to see male and female, like it has to fit in one
of those two boxes, and if it doesn’t,
it makes people uncomfortable. -And it’s surely not a choice.
-That’s all you need to know.Well, not according
to Klingenschmitt, who thinks
that we’re all going to
get attacked in the bathroom.
A man can go into a ladies’ room and assault you
and your little girl.Especially in
our most important bathrooms.
Next time, ladies,
you go out to Olive Garden, watch out who’s gonna be
in the bathroom. There’s no reported incidences
of any trans person ever raping or assaulting anyone
in any bathroom ever. If anything, trans people
are the ones getting assaulted.These people are up against
some bull(bleep).
There must be some small way
I can help them out.
Give me some offensive comments
or questions, and I’ll give you
some good answers that you can use
in your day-to-day life. Why are your feet so small? Oh. You think my feet are small? -You have a (bleep).
-Wow. Whew! Okay, that’s guns a-blazing
on that question. Um, I don’t currently
have a (bleep), so… -How much?
-How much for…? -Sex.
-Oh, (bleep). Uh… -How do you have sex? -So,
are your parents ashamed of you? -What’s the gender mark on your
ID? -When do you tell them that -you’re really a man?
-I don’t know. When it’s appropriate? Do you have cadaver tits? -Don’t tell me what that is.
-What’s your real name? -Yeah. I just want to know.
-Yeah. What’s your name? -Tell us.
-Did you chop it off? Do straight women date you, -or gay women?
-How much would it cost? -(overlapping chatter)
-Do you like to suck (bleep)? -(overlapping chatter)
-What’s your real name? WILLIAMS:The transgender
community is more oppressed
than I could have ever
imagined,
so why does Gordon feel
so threatened?
Have you ever been attacked
by a transgender person? Is that why this is happening? No. Have you ever had a traumatic
experience with a trans person? I wouldn’t call it
traumatic, no. I-I… -Devastating?
-Yeah. No. You haven’t?So why does he feel this way?Dressing like a woman,
and he’s not a woman. WILLIAMS:Wait a second.
This guy’s a preacher, too?
And he thinks what?It’s not just
a psychological disorder. It’s actually a demonic spirit. WILLIAMS:
Okay, so now they’re possessed?
Go on.I would be comfortable talking
about religious freedom, but I’d have to change
into my alter ego if you’re okay with that. You have to change
into your alter ego? Who are you, Lady Gaga?
Go on ahead and change.Okay, hold up.
Is everybody seeing this?
I am actually waiting
for this man to transition
so that he can feel
more comfortable
during our interview.Oh, and also, hey, heads up.I am not judging him
for his personal choice.
Until he took out his phoneto judge others
for their personal choices.
And Deuteronomy 22:5 says, “A woman must not wear
men’s clothing, “nor a man wear women’s clothing for the Lord your God detests
anyone who does this.” I don’t remember that part, -but there is a part
about shellfish… -Mm-hmm. -…or stoning people to death.
-Mm-hmm. Getting tattoos. But what about their sincerely held
religious beliefs? They can go (bleep)
in their (bleep) hand, -because we have separation
of church and state. -Mm. Because we believe
in our constitution. WILLIAMS:Nevertheless,
these bathroom bills
are being passed,and Gordon is doing everything
he can to make it happen.
Get used to the idea of having your women
and children share bathrooms with cross-dressing men who are going to expose
themselves to you. Do you, for whatever reason, associate being transgender
with being a pervert? I mean, that is perversion. It’s people who label themselves as transgender for the purpose
of getting that access to violate the rights of others. Is it fair to say
that because you’re a priest that you’re a pedophile? Well, of course not. Why is it, “of course not.”?
Why? Because some people
are criminals, and some people
are not criminals. Could you take that logic and apply that
to the transgender community? They’re apples and oranges.
I think… By apples and oranges,
do you mean apples and apples?Unfortunately, a lot of people
think like Gordon.
So how can we end
this transphobic epidemic?
Hopefully, they can understand
that we are striving towards becoming a more
authentic version of ourselves, after a lot of soul-searching
and a lot of thought, and sometimes a lot of trauma
and tragedy. Passing these bills is
absolutely going to just add fuel to the fire
and ignite trans panic.Trans panic, panic, panic.WILLIAMS:They’ve existed
since the beginning of time.
They are not
who people think they are.
Girl, you know
we need to elevate that leg. WILLIAMS:
They come out at night.
-Stop! No!-Or during the day
depending on their schedule.
You forgot your hat. WILLIAMS:
They have an appetite.
When they’re hungry.You’re really gonna love
this salad! WILLIAMS:
This summer, get ready for…
the most boring movie everwhere transgender people
cause… transpanic!
(yelling) Lights went out again. WILLIAMS:Even though they’re
just like the rest of us.
What else is on Netflix?

Looney Tunes Bugs Bunny Collection – Volume 1 [HD]

Looney Tunes Bugs Bunny Collection – Volume 1 [HD]


eighth man DVD two classics I’ll never get enough I tramped up where
we turn to plain sight watch each where we mile a tramp and twitch and twitch at
weapon toe I make my pile whoa Susanna don’t you cry for me I’m gonna dig up
what’s of gold v for victory oh hello I’m a wagon walking one of the
wild and woolly west of forward things I have been god I won’t go the best oh it
waned all night today I will try it was I can’t even there’s something off we spoke on around
here what Jeff gasps well one of the
strangest things hi smart boy that’s at school you Abbott
oh well time but oh yeah thank you very much we’re oh that’s nothing well I got one come out mr. wabbit I have a whitter
surprise for you don’t worry I’ll bet plenty of you men
wear one of these that’s the last straw I’ll get that to bed to bed Oh Oh marry me gosh Ania stinker I came here for gold and I’m gonna get you weaker gold at West you and hold the onions what’s the good word strangest food well thanks hey did you save that done if I hope
tomorrow what do they need to be if we had to be healthy though they are not
part of a gr we don’t have not thought of an out of the thing for the Narvik
don’t we the back please the back we’re gonna
have rows nice funky would you one false move out shit we’re going on we’re going on a ball don’t forget to ride you now I got you you’re a dead rabbit telegram for Elmer Ford ya nephew and
waving you Flay million dollars in my will
Uncle Louie oh boy a witch a witch yes but you don’t get one cent if you harm
any animals especially weapons you’re free now where to wabbit go and
womp and flowing in the forest oh boy I’m which we million dollars come
on out boy head off I’m just enjoying the sky please mr. wabbit go on back to the
forest where you belong be a nice with the wabbit don’t tell me
you’re my skull hello operator operator give me walnut tree treatment
oh that you might owe me little tea please mr. wabbit
don’t call Uncle Louie I want my chicken I promise okay watch this boy hey what
did I eat around this joint eat eat fix this guy they tilt Whitely
her step white this way help make some white that doily double cross him hey you seen order get Media Academy
Award Uncle Louie what have I done we million dollars all shot to pieces
don’t die with the wabbit please don’t die step swing it welcome bye baby on
the treetop when the wind blows the cradle will rock when the bough breaks
the cradle will fall down will come baby special delivery
Uncle Louie has kicked the bucket you now inherit three million dollars
inheritance X 2 million defense ties protect honey veneer which waives you
owing us one dollar and ninety-eight cents please we mitt you don’t get the
dough it for the ball no but I’m gonna get you well it’s dark good witness to bad rubbish Easter
greetings you and pardon me doc fresh out a carrot I live here
that’s my home my Carell neon sign from of your house
do I there’s still such a thing as private property you know Jimmy here at
the inalienable right and I think today the home forgive me my friend
do you like blacks very spy and nano did you say blackberry pie yum yummy what a dumb bunny of course you realize
This Means War and now from the empty hat I will press
the gauge ago the pros to get personality program pull a live Robert
yes Ruta boot all in tubs are rabbits yes me you didn’t expect to see me again go away please you don’t have its body
you are fourth ruining my act wrong doc I’m gonna help you
let’s see now you was trying to press the Gucci gate oppressed attachable
approved oppressed if they pull a rabbit out of the Hat come out and get the nice carrot pretty
Barney I came on the contrary I’ve got you ladies and gentlepeople for my next
illusion I will require these sisters or a small boy from the audience I shall be
happy to assist you I shall now attempt the run razor-sharp
swords through the back skin there’s nothing for to fear it’s a great
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Ant-Man and The Fly

Ant-Man and The Fly


– [Girl] So, how long have
you been Ant-Man again? – Not long. I seem to mess
it up almost every time. – Maybe you just need
someone watching your back. ♪ Hit it ♪ ♪ – What are you doing? – I’m working on something
that’ll change the world. So, you could come back to my lab? (fly buzzes) – How could he do that? – The only chance we’ve got. Is both of you. ♪ I came to get down ♪ – What are we waiting for? Let’s do it. (glass clanks) – What? ♪ Get loose now ♪ ♪ It takes two to make a thing go right ♪ ♪ It takes two to make it outta sight ♪ (glass crashing) – Wings? – And blasters. ♪ I came to get down ♪ – It’s a wrong details. It has nothing to do with the story. ♪ Hit it ♪ ♪ Get loose now ♪ ♪ I wanna rock right now ♪ – I’ve become free, I’ve been released and you can’t stand it. You’ll do anything to bring me down. – [Ant-Man] It seems more intense. – I’m becoming Brundlefly – Cool. Yeah. ♪ It takes two to make a thing go right ♪ – Would you like some tea? (vomits) – (groans)
that’s disgusting. (crash) (swings off hinge)

LOONEY TUNES (Looney Toons): BUGS BUNNY – Falling Hare (1943) (Remastered) (HD 1080p)

LOONEY TUNES (Looney Toons): BUGS BUNNY – Falling Hare (1943) (Remastered) (HD 1080p)


[Laughing] Hey. Get a loud of this, folks. It says here: “A constant menace to pilots… are the gremlins… [reading slowly] who wreck planes with their diabolical sabotage”. [having difficulty in accurately pronouncing] [Chuckling] Gremlins. [Laughing] Oh, murder. [sarcastic in tone] [continues laughing] Gremlin. What a fairly tale. Little men. Oh, brother. [laughing hysterically] [Finishes laughing] Emm… Eh, what’s all the hubbub, bub? Shhhh. These blockbuster bombs don’t go off unless you hit them just right. Yeah? Yeah. Hmm. Hey, Mac. Let me take a whack at it. What am I doing?!? Why you little… You… you…. you… you… Gasp! Hey. I bet that was a… Say. Do you think that… Hey. Could that ‘ave been a… gremlin. It ain’t Vendell Villkie! [Exclaiming expressions of pain] [Muttering vengeance] Which way did he go, George? Which way did he go? Hmm, that way. Well, gee, thanks a lot, George. Thanks a lot. What’s the matter, bunny rabbit? Speak to me. Why don’t you say something? I’m only three n’ a half years old. [Laughing] I like him. He’s silly. Yow! [Exclaiming expressions of pain] Here, gremlin. Here, gremlin, gremlin, gremlin. [Whistling] Nice gremlin. Woo hew. [Whistling] [Laughing mockingly] [Mimicking a turkey gobbling mockingly] [screaming] Going down. [Laughing] [Screaming] Sorry, folks. We ran out of gas. Eh, you know how it is with these A cards.

LOONEY TUNES (Looney Toons): Falling Hare (Bugs Bunny) (1943) (Ultra 4K)

LOONEY TUNES (Looney Toons): Falling Hare (Bugs Bunny) (1943) (Ultra 4K)


Ohh nice hehehehehehe (laughs) GET The load of this folks it says here gremlins, hahaha oh murder hahaheh. gremlins what a fairy tale! hehehe little man oh brother eh um whats all the hubbub bub shhhh! these blockbuster bombs don’t go off unless you hit them just right. yeah! hey mac. let me take a whack at it. what am i doing!!!! why you little you you you you … gasp! hey i bet was, say do yous think that, hey could that have been a gremlin?

Paul Rudd on Ant-Man, Ghostbusters & Living in New York

Paul Rudd on Ant-Man, Ghostbusters & Living in New York


PLEASE WELCOME PAUL RUDD. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] ♪ ♪ >>Jimmy: HOW’S IT GOIN’?>>THERE’S THIS SPLIT SECOND WHEN YOU KNOW THE THING’S COMING UP.>>Jimmy: YEAH.>>AND YOU THINK, WHAT DO I DO? DO I, IS IT, BECAUSE IT’S A LITTLE BIT LIKE “PRICE IT RIGHT.” IS IT A NEW CAR! THE CURTAIN GOES UP.>>Jimmy: AND YOU’D THINK IT WAS LIKE A MECHANICAL DEVICE. IT’S JUST A GUY PULLING A STRING.>>IT WORKS.>>Jimmy: IT’S ALL DISAPPOINTING, BUT YEAH, IT DOES WORK AND YOU WERE ABLE TO BREAK FREE AND COME OUT HERE.>>I’D LIKE TO THINK THAT MY ENTRANCE WAS DISAPPOINTING.>>Jimmy: NO, YOUR ENTRANCE WAS PERFECT. THERE WAS NO PROBLEM WITH IT AT ALL.>>THANK YOU.>>Jimmy: YOU DIDN’T TAKE TOO MUCH TIME. YOU DIDN’T RUSH OUT TOO QUICKLY AND DIDN’T TAKE TOO MUCH TIME. THAT’S THE KEY, REALLY.>>I TELL YOU SOMETHING, I THOUGHT I DIDN’T COMMIT, I KIND OF DANCED, DIDN’T TOTALLY.>>Jimmy: THIS ISN’T “ELLEN”. SO YOU DON’T HAVE TO DANCE.>>I DIDN’T KNOW IF IT WAS PART OF THE RULES.>>Jimmy: THERE ARE NO RULES. YOU JUST WALK RIGHT OUT. IT’S VERY OLD-FASHIONED. WHAT’S GOING ON WITH YOU?>>I’M PROMOTING THIS SHOW.>>Jimmy: OH, YOU’RE PROMOTING? I THOUGHT YOU WERE JUST HERE TO YOU SAY HI. NOW I FEEL CHEAP, LIKE YOU WERE USING ME.>>NO, IT DOES SEEM CHEAP.>>Jimmy: ARE YOU ON A BIG TOUR RIGHT NOW?>>YEAH, I AM. I FLY BACK TO NEW YORK TONIGHT.>>Jimmy: WE’RE GOING TO NEW YORK TOMORROW.>>I JUST HEARD THAT. I LIVE IN NEW YORK. I CAME OUT SO WE COULD TALK FOR FIVE MINUTES. AND SO.>>Jimmy: YOU CAME OUT HERE, AND WE’RE GOING TO BE THERE WHERE WE COULD HAVE JUST HAD YOU ON THERE.>>COULD HAVE. THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN GREAT.>>Jimmy: BUT THINK OF ALL THE FREQUENT FLYER MILES YOU’VE WRACKED UP NOW.>>THAT’S TRUE.>>Jimmy: THINK OF ALL THE GREAT STUFF YOU’VE DONE FOR THE ENVIRONMENT, TOO.>>I’LL USE THOSE FREQUENT FLYER MILES THE NEXT TIME YOU GO TO NEW YORK.>>Jimmy: HOW LONG HAVE YOU LIVED IN NEW YORK?>>I’VE LIVED IN NEW YORK FOR 25 YEARS.>>Jimmy: THAT’S A LONG TIME. WHY’D YOU GO OUT THERE? DID YOU SAY I’M GOING TO GO BE IN THE THEET SNER >>>>THAT WAS A BIG PART OF IT. I HAD JUST GRADUATED FROM ACTING SCHOOL AND THEATER IS A VIABLE THING IN NEW YORK MORE SO THAN LOS ANGELES. I WAS HERE FOR A FEW YEARS BUT I THOUGHT, I REALLY WANT TO MOVE TO NEW YORK AND I THOUGHT IF I DO, I’LL KNOW WHEN THE TIME IS RIGHT. AND, HMM, IN ONE WEEK I GOT THE, THERE WERE A BUNCH OF CAR WRECKS, FIVE IN A WEEK. TWO I WASN’T EVEN IN. I HAD RENTED A CAR AND SOMEBODY SMASHED IT. I NEED TO GO SOMEWHERE WHERE THERE ISN’T A CAR. I WENT TO NEW YORK, GOT AN AUDITION FOR I BELIEVE THE MANHATTAN THEATER CLUB. I NEEDED TO DO A MONOLOGUE, AND I THOUGHT, I WENT TO THE JUILLIARD LIBRARY, I’LL DO THIS ONE FROM “AMADEUS”. AND I WAS TRYING TO MEMORIZE IT AND COULDN’T GET IT DOWN, AND I WAS THINKING, THIS IS STUPID. I LOVE AMADEUS, I’M GOING TO DO AN IMPERSONATION, THE ACTOR WHO PLAYED IT IN THE MOVIE. AND I WAS WALKING TO THE AUDITION, NOT FOCUSSED, GOING OVER THE LINES, OVER THE LINES. I COULDN’T GET THROUGH THEM. EVERY FIFTH THROUGH IT I GOT THROUGH. I BACKED INTO SOMEBODY AND I’M SORRY, IT WAS TOM HULSE.>>Jimmy: BY THE WAY, THE GUY WHO SAID “NO” WORKS HERE. HE HEARS STORIES EVERY NIGHT. THE FIRST TIME I’VE EVER HEARD A NOISE OUT OF HIM. BUT I’M GOING TO HAVE TO AGREE WITH HIM.>>IT WAS SUPER WEIRD, RIGHT? THIS IS VERY INTERESTING. THE REASON I BUMPED INTO YOU IS I WAS DOING THIS MONDAYOLOGUE F AMADEUS AND I’M ABOUT TO DO AN AUDITION. I’M THINKING ABOUT MOVING HERE. AND HE SAID IT’S GREAT, YOU’LL LOVE IT. AND I SAID GREAT, I WILL. I WENT, DID THE AUDITION, CALLED MY LANDLORD AND SAID I’M GOING TO MOVE TO NEW YORK. AND A WEEK LATER I GOT LEHERE.>>Jimmy: YOU GOT “HULSED.” HAVE YOU SEEN TOM HULSE AND SPOKEN TO HIM ABOUT THIS?>>ONE OTHER TIME, A FEW YEARS LATER, IT WAS, HE WAS DIRECTING A PLAY.>>Jimmy: OH.>>HE WAS WORKING OUT OF SEATTLE AND I AUDITIONED FOR A PLAY.>>Jimmy: NOW I WONDER IF HE KNOWS THAT YOU’ ARE “ANT MAN.” CAN YOU GO AND LIVE A NORMAL LIFE NOW? OR ARE YOU CHASED BY CHILDREN EVERYWHERE YOU TURN?>>I THINK I CAN LIVE A NORMAL LIFE, BUT I DO, I DO HEAR “YO, LIFE, BUT I DO, I DO HEAR “YO, ANTMAN”. I PRESUME THEY’RE TALKING ABOUT THE MOVIE.>>Jimmy: AND YOU’RE GOING TO BE IN THE GH”GHOSTBUSTERS” MOVIE.>>WHO YOU GONNA CALL?>>Jimmy: SO YOU KNOW THE WHOLE THING. TELL US EVERYTHING.>>I’LL TELL YOU ONE THING THAT’S PRETTY GREAT.>>Jimmy: OKAY.>>I THINK FANS OF THE ORIGINAL WILL LIKE THE FILM. IT EXISTS IN THE WORLD YOU KNOW. THAT MOVIE WAS DIRECTED BY IVAN WRIGHTMAN AS EVERYBODY KNOWS. THIS WAS DIRECTED BY JASON WRIGHTMAN. NOW IT’S KIND OF A FAMILY BUSINESS.>>Jimmy: IT’S SON OF “GHOSTBUSTERS” NOW. THAT’S PRETTY GREAT.>>THERE’S SOMETHING SPECIAL ABOUT THAT.>>Jimmy: WAS IT COOL WORKING WITH DAN AYKROYD AND BILL MURRAY? I THOUGHT I’D THROW IT OUT. HOW ABOUT ERNIE HUDSON? I BET YOU GUYS GOT ALONG WELL. NOTHING. WHAT COULD THEY DO TO YOU?>>ISN’T IT TERRIBLE WE’VE COME TO THIS PLACE WHERE WE’RE TALKING ABOUT MOVIES, BUT WE CAN’T TALK ABOUT ANYTHING. I CAN’T SAY ANYTHING IN THE PAST. I CAN’T, I COULD NEVER TELL ANYBODY I WAS ANTMAN. NOW I CAN TELL TYOU ABOUT “GHOSTBUSTERS” IT’S DIRECTED BY JASON JASON WRIGHTMAN. >>Jimmy: IS IT SET IN NEW YORK?>>I KNOW THAT.>>Jimmy: NOW WE KNOW THAT.>>I KNOW THAT IT’S SET IN NEW YORK. I KNOW THE ANSWER TO THAT QUESTION.>>Jimmy: I SAW YOUR NEW SHOW BY THE WAY AND VERY MUCH ENJOYED IT.>>THANK YOU.>>Jimmy: WE’RE GOING TO SHOW A CLIP AND DISCUSS IT. BUT THE CONCEPT IS, YOUR CHARACTER IS CLONED.>>RIGHT.>>Jimmy: AND NOW THERE’S TWO OF YOU.>>YEAH.>>Jimmy: I DON’T WANT TO RUIN THIS, EITHER, CAN I SAY WHY THERE ARE TWO OF YOU OR NO?>>EVEN IF YOU CAN’T — >>Jimmy: LET’S SHOW THE CLIP, WE’LL TAKE A BREAK, WE’LL SHOW THE CLICHP AND SAY EVERYTHING, WHO’S IN “GHOSTBUSTERS.” PAUL RUDD WILL REVEAL ALL WHEN WE RETURN. WE’LL BE RIGHT BACK.>>>WE OFFER OUR SINCERE APOLOGIES.>>I’M SORRY, SOMEHOW THAT SEEMS A LITTLE INSUFFICIENT. AT THE MINIMUM, AT THE MINIMUM, I SHOULD GET A REFUND!>>SORRY, NO REFUNDS, CORPORATE POLICY.>>ARE YOU GOING TO ADD ANYTHING TO THIS? HUH? ARE YOU JUST GOING TO SIT THERE?>>THIS ISN’T REAL, RIGHT? THIS IS SOME KIND OF TRICK.>>NO.>>SO WHO’S THE CLONE?>>YOU.>>Jimmy: THAT’S PAUL RUDD AND PAUL RUDD, IN “LIVING WITH YOURSELF.” IT PREMIERES TOMORROW ON NETFLIX. OKAY. I HAVE A LOT OF QUESTIONS. FIRST OF ALL, DO YOU GET PAID DOUBLE FOR PLAYING TWO CHARACTERS?>>NO, IT’S JUST ONE SALARY.>>Jimmy: YOU SHOULD GET PAID TWICE. SECONDLY, I WAS WATCHING THIS MOVIE, I MEAN TV SHOW, IT EXCITED ME THINKING ABOUT HAVING ANOTHER ONE OF ME, AND LIKE I JUST THOUGHT, LIKE, MAYBE IT MAKES ME SOUND LIKE AN EGOTIST, BUT I WOULD LOVE TO HAVE ANOTHER ONE OF ME.>>WHAT WOULD YOU DO? WHO WOULD DO THE SHOW?>>Jimmy: WE’D TRADE-OFF, YOU KNOW?>>NICE.>>Jimmy: MASTURBATION WOULD BE WEIRD. BUT, JUST TO HAVE ANOTHER ME TO HANG OUT WITH.>>HOW SO? [ LAUGHTER ] BUT NO, I THINK IT WOULD BE A FUN THING, BUT I WILL SAY THIS. THERE’S AN OPENING SCENE OF THE SHOW IS, AND I HOPE I’M NOT RUINING ANYTHING, BUT I’M GOING TO RUIN SOMETHING. YOU ARE, ONE OF YOUR CLONE, YOUR REAL SELF IS BURIED UNDER THE EARTH AND IS CLAWING OUT OF A SHALLOW GRAVE AND YOU HAVE A BAG OVER YOUR HEAD.>>DISTURBING, SEND IT?>>Jimmy: AND THIS, TO ME, LOOKED LIKE THE WORST THING ANYONE WOULD EVER HAVE TO DO. WAS IT TERRIBLE?>>IT WAS HORRIBLE. I READ THIS IN THE SCRIPT AND THOUGHT, WHAT A REALLY, THAT’S A COOL WAY TO OPEN THE SHOW, AND I STUPIDLY DIDN’T THINK ABOUT WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE TO FILM IT, BECAUSE I’M ALSO JUST WEARING A DIAPER, AS WELL, BUT WE SHOWED UP. IT WAS KIND OF AT THE BEGINNING OF THE SHOOT, AND I WALKED TO THE SET, WHICH WAS JUST IN A PUBLIC PARK, BY THE WAY.>>Jimmy: MM-HM. REALLY?>>YEAH, PEOPLE ARE RIDING THEIR BIKES. I’M IN A DIAPER INTO A GRAVE. I SAW THIS OPEN GRAVE, AND I THOUGHT, OH, AND THEN I SAID, WELL, WHAT’S THAT? AND THERE WAS A TUBE STICKING OUT INTO THE GRAVE, AND THEY SAID, WELL, WE HAVE TO BURY YOU, SO YOU HAVE TO PUT YOUR MOUTH OVER THAT LIKE A SNORKEL, OTHERWISE I WOULDN’T BE ABLE TO BREATHE.>>Jimmy: WHICH IS BAD.>>YEAH, IT’S NOT GOOD.>>Jimmy: NO.>>SO I HAD TO BE WRAPPED IN A BAG AND BREATHE THROUGH THIS TUBE AND THEY KEPT PUTTING DIRT OVER ME, AND THERE’S A NATURAL INSTINCT IN ALL OF US KNOWS THAT THAT’S BAD.>>Jimmy: YEAH, RIGHT.>>AND IT WAS REALLY, UH, IT WAS AWFUL.>>Jimmy: IT SEEMED AWFUL.>>YEAH, IT WAS TERRIBLE.>>Jimmy: AND I DON’T KNOW WHY I’M COMFORTED TO KNOW.>>AND IT WAS COLD!>>Jimmy: HOW DO YOU KEEP THE TWO, ARE THE TWO CHARACTERS DIFFERENT?>>THEY ARE DIFFERENT.>>Jimmy: IN WHAT WAYS? >>YOU KNOW, ONE IS, IT’S BASICALLY THIS GUY WHO’S NOT IN THE GREATEST PLACE IN HIS LIFE. AND HE’S JUST, YOU KNOW, TIRED AND HE’S, HIS MARRIAGE ISN’T GREAT, WORK ISN’T GREAT. SO HE GOES TO THIS SPA, BECAUSE HIS CO-WORKER SAYS I WENT, I FEEL FANTASTIC. SO HE GOES AND TURNS OUT, IT’S NOT EXACTLY WHAT HE THOUGHT IT WAS GOING TO BE. AND THIS CLONING THING HAPPENS. AND THE ORIGINAL GUY IS SUPPOSED TO DIE.>>Jimmy: NOW THERE’S TWO OF THE GUYS.>>I DON’T, I COME BACK. BUT NOW THERE’S THIS NEW AND IMPROVED VERSION OF ME.>>Jimmy: AH.>>SAN FRA>>SO SOME OF THE DIFFERENCES, WE THOUGHT IT CAN’T BE SO EXTREME. HAIR IS A LITTLE DIFFERENT, POSTURE IS A LITTLE DIFFERENT. CLOTHES ARE DIFFERENT. CLOTHES ARE BAGGIER AND SH LUMPIER WITH THE OLD GUY AND THE NEW GUY’S PUT TOGETHER. I HAD A REALLY EMBARRASSING MOMENT. I GET REALLY INTO IT. I GET FOCUSSED. AND WHEN I WAS PLAYING THE NEW VERSION THERE WAS A SCENE I WAS DOING AND I’M ALL TUCKED IN AND PUT TOGETHER. AND I’M THINKING ABOUT THE SCENE AND SOMETHING THAT A TRICK YOU CAN DO TO TUCK IN YOUR SHIRT, INSTEAD OF TUCKING YOUR SHIRT IN LIKE THIS I WILL UNZIP MY FLY AND I RICH IN AND PULL DOWN THE FRONT OF MY SHIRT.>>Jimmy: I DO THAT, TOO. CLETO SENIOR TAUGHT ME TO DO THAT.>>IT’S GREATEST THING.>>Jimmy: MM-HM.>>I’M PULLING THE SHIRT WITH MY HAND DOWN MY FLY AND I LOOKED UP AND REALIZED OH, THERE’S 30 PEOPLE IN THE SCENE AND THEY’RE ALL LOOKING AT ME LAUGHING, BECAUSE IT WAS THE GROSSEST, MOST PORNOGRAPHIC. YOU KNOW, HAND DOWN MY PANTS.>>Jimmy: SO THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE TWO CHARACTERS IS ONE TOUCHES HIMSELF IN PUBLIC.>>WELL, THAT’S WHY I WAS INTERESTED IN THE MASTURBATION.>>Jimmy: PAUL RUDD! “LIVING WITH YOURSELF” PREMIERES TOMORROW ON NETFLIX. WE’LL BE RIGHT BACK.