How to make a wasp trap from an energy drink


Here’s a
wasp trap
that I bought spiders, a moth but no wasps Here’s a better way first you need an empty can fill 1/3 with juice slide tab so that it partially covers the opening let wasps in but keep them from flying back out set outside and wait let’s see what we’ve caught

Bee Gees – You Win Again


♪♪♪ ♪ I COULDN’T FIGURE WHY ♪ ♪ YOU COULDN’T GIVE ME
WHAT EVERYBODY NEEDS ♪ ♪ I SHOULDN’T LET YOU KICK
ME WHEN I’M DOWN ♪ ♪ MY BABY ♪ ♪ I FIND OUT EVERYBODY KNOW
THAT YOU’VE BEEN USING ME ♪ ♪ I’M SURPRISED YOU LET
ME STAY AROUND YOU ♪ ♪ ONE DAY I’M GONNA LIFT
THE COVER AND LOOK
INSIDE YOUR HEART ♪ ♪ WE GOTTA LEVEL BEFORE WE GO ♪ ♪ AND TEAR THIS LOVE APART ♪ ♪ THERE’S NO FIGHT
YOU CAN’T FIGHT ♪ ♪ THIS BATTLE OF
LOVE WITH ME ♪ ♪ YOU WIN AGAIN ♪ ♪ SO LITTLE TIME ♪ ♪ WE DO NOTHING BUT COMPETE ♪ ♪ THERE’S NO LIFE ON EARTH ♪ ♪ NO OTHER COULD
SEE ME THROUGH ♪ ♪ YOU WIN AGAIN ♪ ♪ SOME NEVER TRY ♪ ♪ BUT IF ANYBODY CAN, WE CAN ♪ ♪ AND I’LL BE, I’LL BE ♪ ♪ FOLLOWING YOU ♪ ♪ OH GIRL OH GIRL ♪ ♪ OH BABY I SHAKE
YOU FROM NOW ON ♪ ♪ I’M GONNA BREAK
DOWN YOUR DEFENSES ♪ ♪ ONE BY ONE ♪ ♪ I’M GONNA HIT YOU
FROM ALL SIDES ♪ ♪ LAY YOUR FORTRESS OPEN WIDE ♪ ♪ NOBODY STOPS THIS
BODY FROM TAKING YOU ♪ ♪ YOU BETTER BEWARE, I SWEAR ♪ ♪ I’M GONNA BE THERE ONE
DAY WHEN YOU FALL ♪ ♪ I COULD NEVER LET
YOU CAST ASIDE ♪ ♪ THE GREATEST LOVE OF ALL ♪ ♪ THERE’S NO FIGHT
YOU CAN’T FIGHT ♪ ♪ THIS BATTLE OF LOVE WITH ME ♪ ♪ YOU WIN AGAIN ♪ ♪ SO LITTLE TIME ♪ ♪ WE DO NOTHING BUT COMPETE ♪ ♪ THERE’S NO LIFE ON EARTH ♪ ♪ NO OTHER COULD
SEE ME THROUGH ♪ ♪ YOU WIN AGAIN ♪ ♪ SOME NEVER TRY ♪ ♪ BUT IF ANYBODY CAN, WE CAN ♪ ♪ AND I’LL BE, I’LL BE ♪ ♪ FOLLOWING YOU ♪ ♪ OH GIRL ♪ ♪♪♪ ♪ YOU WAIT A MINUTE
SO LITTLE TIME ♪ ♪ WE DO NOTHING BUT COMPETE ♪ ♪ THERE’S NO LIFE ON EARTH ♪ ♪ NO OTHER COULD
SEE ME THROUGH ♪ ♪ YOU WIN AGAIN ♪ ♪ SOME NEVER TRY ♪ ♪ BUT IF ANYBODY CAN, WE CAN ♪ ♪ AND I’LL BE, I’LL BE ♪ ♪ FOLLOWING YOU ♪ ♪ OH OH GIRL ♪ ♪ YOU WIN AGAIN ♪ ♪ SO LITTLE TIME ♪ ♪ WE DO NOTHING BUT COMPETE ♪ ♪ THERE’S NO LIFE ON EARTH ♪ ♪ NO OTHER COULD
SEE ME THROUGH ♪ ♪ YOU WIN AGAIN ♪ ♪ SOME NEVER TRY ♪ ♪ BUT IF ANYBODY CAN, WE CAN ♪ ♪ THERE’S NO FIGHT
YOU CAN’T FIGHT ♪ ♪ THIS BATTLE OF
LOVE WITH ME ♪ ♪ YOU WIN AGAIN ♪ ♪ SO LITTLE TIME ♪ ♪ WE DO NOTHING BUT COMPETE ♪ ♪ THERE’S NO LIFE ON EARTH ♪ ♪ NO OTHER COULD SEE ME
THROUGH YOU WIN AGAIN ♪ ♪ SOME NEVER TRY BUT IF
ANYBODY CAN, WE CAN ♪

Youtube Fart Looney Cockroaches

Youtube Fart Looney Cockroaches


Once upon a time Oggy can’t see and he gets tired or drunk. But then, he gets beaten up by his boss from yesterday. He then recycles his glass dump and then throws his trash away. Not reconizing opening the door someone locked the door and still, Oggy doesn’t know how to unlock the f**king DOOR!!!!! Until, finally, he spotted The MATHERF*****KING CAHCKWOACHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! When Oggy is not strong enough, he tried to burst the door, but got hit by a truck! In the crowd, Olivia cries but Oggy never gives up. he plans to open a window but….. HIS TOES GOT SMASHED!!!!!!! violently. but Joey got an plan. After that, he hates the roaches very Very VERY much!!!!!!!!!! And he’s like “YOU ARE BUG IDIOTS!!!!!!!!!!” and “I’MA GOING TO GET INTO THIS WINDOW AND THEN I’M………..dead.” But the roaches trolled him. And Oggy gets motherf**king TRIGGERED a lot! but then, Oggy did nothing. he was so upset than he wanted to stay home forever!!! but the roaches got mad at him! He tries to open the garage door but his foot got bloody as HELL!!! He tries to lift it up but he completely died…. The next day, the roaches are spying on Oggy so they can kill him. But Oggy never ever gives up now. He slithers like a snake and then he sneaks he tries to cut the glass but the roaches added a boulder to crush him. But, don’t worry! He’s still alive now. Oggy: WHAT’S THE DEAL!?!?!?!? Just like Big Bad Wolf, he tries to enter the chimney, but, sadly, the roaches cried for Oggy, because of Oggy about to cry too. Did Oggy lied to Bob? No, he did NOT! so Bob spanked Oggy because of his stubborn cute cat fluffy sound thing. He was about to go into the sewers but then, he accidentally fell into the roaches’ trap. Until, finally, Oggy gave up after 5 or 100 hours later. Oggy: May I come in besides little roaches little roaches? Cockroaches: Suddenly, his cousin, Jack was running like a green wind. Jack rings the bell to look for Oggy but he is homeless. Jack: I’m sorry, I did made a giant big mistake, it was all my fault so please, don’t run away from me! Oggy: Waaaaaaa!!!!!! I quit!!! Jack has a plan, he built himself an construction crane who lifts up huge buildings of our owns. Cockroaches: huh? what happened? Jack: Angel Oggy! Oggy has being too much trouble of his own! Angel Oggy: You naughty bugs! Oggy: Where am I? Oggy: Am I finally home? Oggy: Wow, that’s so looney, so does Ryan’s story. Oggy: Good thing Ryan gave me a coke soda. Oggy: hmm? Oggy: (laughing like Daffy) I finally got you, bugs!!! Oggy: Now, then. And so, Oggy lived happily sadly ever forever after again.

Peacock Spider Mating Dance

Peacock Spider Mating Dance


[Narrator] This is the Australian
peacock jumping spider, a miracle mover who can’t
afford to put a foot wrong. He’s only the size of a grain of rice. Yes, he’s that small… which, in a place like this, means almost anything could be dangerous. (whimsical synthesized music) But in fact, the biggest threat of all is the female he’s after. The silken road to finding her is littered with the remains
of unsuccessful suitors. A stark warning that if
he doesn’t get this right, it could be his last day on the planet. (tense music) She ambushes him from behind. Now, what can he do to win her over? (whimsical waltz music) Dance, dance for his very life. He unfurls his striking
fan and begins his routine. Its elaborate shape and vibrant colors resemble a tiny peacock’s tail. But even his party
outfit and his best moves aren’t impressing her. Time to step it up a level. As is so often the case
in the mating game, it’s not the males but the
females who call the shots. (whimsical waltz music) The more compelling the dance, the more likely she is
to accept his advances. This mating ritual can go
on for up to 50 minutes. But at last, his performance
is rewarded, and they mate. He’s done his bit, and
satisfied her needs, but now, her need is over. So, she kills him anyway. After all, his body will be the perfect nourishment for their eggs.

Film Theory: You’ll DIE Before This Bee Movie Meme!

Film Theory: You’ll DIE Before This Bee Movie Meme!


It’s Film Theory, but every time MatPat makes a cringey joke it gets faster. Just like the Bee Movie memes which are 2017’s most un-bee-livable trend. (speed-up) But for me, no trend is too strange, no Internet trend too dumb. When it comes to exploring the dankest of memes, you might say, We Are Number One. *Music* (speed-up) Today, we’re looking at a meme that’s gonna require a lot of math, more than just a little dabble-do ya. *Super sped up* now billion and octillion sound like impossibly large numbers *Super sped up* but trust me if you started playing this video the moment the big bang occurred straight through to to today now billion might sound impos- now billion and octillion might sound like impossibly large numbers but trust me, but trust me
octillions are way bigger, if you
started playing- if you started playing thi- *Super sped up* But that’s just a theory! A FILM THEORY! And… *Theme song* Hello, Internet! Welcome to Film Theory! Where, let’s face it, it’s early in the year and all the most theorizable new movies aren’t coming out for a couple of months. And sure, while I’m just as excited for Fifty Shades Darker as the next guy, the most exciting things to be talking about these days are Internet trends. But not just any Internet trends, Internet trends about movies. Internet trends about really bad movies where Jerry Seinfield is a bee trying to get it on with a human. Vanessa: Are you coming? ;)))))) Barry: Got everything? Yes, my friends, today is a A+ theory about the Bee Movie. Or rather, a theory on the ultimate meme that took Youtube by storm over the last couple of months. Now I know you’ve seen it because of the weird ways Youtube forces you to watch stuff like this. The entire movie without the bees. Or when they say bee, the video speeds up. But then it started to go off the rails. As the metaness of this started to spiral in on itself, more memes got looped in. Kind of like a Sharknado. It just became a parody of itself. Suddenly, we started to see things like, and mind you this is an actual video on Youtube, that was actually edited together by someone. The Bee Movie trailer, but every time they say “bee,” it’s We Are Number One, but every time it says “One,” it’s the Legend27 commercial, but for every third TheLegend27 commercial, its bass is boosted beyond comprehension, but the second to last “one” in every We Are Number One is replaced by Brendaniel reading the entire Bee Movie script. Also, the fourth We Are Number One is the dank edition. And you would think. You would think this is all just for the LOL’s. But no, this is an actual 8 hour, 47 minute movie where the channel Dr. Scrubbington edited together exactly that – based on those rules. Bee Movie, We Are Number One, TheLegend27, all-in-one. We’ve got a BINGO! We’ve got a B-BINGO over here. BINGO! The only thing it’s missing is bottle-flipping, a dab, and Harambe. (And Doctor Part 3 COME ON Matpat) So, of course. Leave it to the good readers of dank memes and reddit to take this already absurd trend and blow it absolutely out of proportion. In an effort to take this to the absolute max, they created the ultimate Bee Movie mod, and I quote: “One: The entire Ice Age pentology but every syllable is replace with the entire Toy Story trilogy… but Two: every second that the color green is in frame it is replaced with every video ever uploaded on Youtube… but Three: every 10 seconds every episode of the simpsons plays… but Four: every word with a vowel is replaced with the Bee Movie… but Five: every time a bee is shown it is replaced with every episode of SpongeBob played backwards.” Stupid?! Of course it is. Funny? Well I thought so. But what really got me was that in the picture they have this huge number for the runtime in there for comedic effect. And after I gave this post one enormously sarcastic eye roll, It got me thinking: how long would this video actually be? It seems like an impossible question. I mean, look at some of the things you have to solve for. But “impossible” is my middle name. Matthew Robert Danger Impossible Patrick. And sure, there are some answers in these reddit threads, but um… I did that math, and they are completely wrong. (SHOTS FIRED!!!!) So just like a Lannister always pays his debts, so does a theorist always show his work. And today is dedicated to determining the length of the longest, memeist video ever conceived Sharpen those #2 pencils for some of the dankest math you’ve ever seen. So right now, you might be reacting like this guy: “Algorithms!” “Math!” But here’s the good news: although this sounds really complicated, the math we can use to solve it all isn’t hard. It’s just a bunch of multiplication. Since we’re just replacing something from one show or movie with something else, if we can calculate the number of times each replacement action happens, we can use good ol’ multiplication to go from the inside out. Parentheses within parenthesis within parenthesis. Parentheses, for when math gets META. So as long as we’re keeping track of our units, we should be fine. The bad news though is that we’re going to be getting into the territory of really scarily large numbers. But hey, you can put a lot of big numbers into the TI 83 Silver edition, of course, so we should be fine. Growing up we didn’t have enough money to buy the Silver edition calculator, and I was always really jealous of anyone who had it. Talk about your #FirstWorldProblems. Hey, but real talk, that would come preloaded with games, which was pretty sweeeeet! Now starting at the end of the prompt and working our way backwards makes the most sense because it has the simplest parameters. So first we turn to the overlord of memedom himself: (Shrek, no wait) Spongebob Squarepants. The original meme stipulates that the episodes of Spongebob be played backwards, but as long as we’re playing them at a standard speed, it’s not going to change how long they are, so its an easy number to find. At the time of this recording, we’ve been asked about the resident of a “pineapple under the sea” 205 times in all. Take out all the commercial breaks, and each episode and each episode is going to clock in at about 22 minutes, or 1,320 seconds. (This is just a captionist’s rant so pay no attention. But MatPat is forgetting that not all Spongebob episodes are a half hour-shows, some are an hour like Truth or Square) The total time for the whole series then figures out to be 270,600 seconds, meaning that if you can give up sleep, work, school, and the toilet, you can actually catch up with the entirety of Spongebob’s misadventures in a little over 3 days straight. Spoiler Alert!!! You still won’t know the Crabby Patty secret formula, but you might just get a chuckle out of the fact that Mr. Krabs lives in a place called Bikini Bottom. Get it? Crabs, bikini bottom – edgy. -_- “The smelly smell. The smelly smell that smells. The smelly.” (Spoiler Alert: The smell is anchovies) And sure. Only 3 days might sound like we’re getting off to a slow start, but remember, that’s three solid days of SpongeBob for every single instance of the other rules. So are you ready for more math? “I’m ready, I’m ready, I’m ready.” “MATH!” I figured you might be. Let’s continue. The next layer out is the Bee Movie rule. We play those Spongebob Squarepants rules every time we see a bee in the Bee Movie. Now in a shocking development, there are actually a lot of bees in the Bee Movie, (-_-) but here’s where we have to start interpreting the meme a little bit. What does it mean by “every time we see a bee”? One run-through of Spongebob for every bee in every frame? That seems a bit like overkill. Instead, I opted for a slightly more conservative approach: Every second a bee was in the frame throughout the movie. The runtime of the Bee Movie, if you cut out all the credits and the DreamWorks stuff at the beginning is 82 minutes and 4 seconds. Bee Movie without the bees, on the other hand, is a poultry 12 minutes and 28 seconds meaning there are 69 minutes ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) and 36 seconds worth of pervy bees looking to have an interspecies romance. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) “I meant, thank you so much again, for before.” “Oh, that? Oh, that was nothing.” “Well not nothing, but, but anyway.” Ah! 69 minutes. I see what you did there completely by coincidence, Bee Movie. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I mean, what’s the deal with bees trying to get it on with human women? Who thought that would be a good idea at the box office? Am I right, Jerry Seinfeld? The guy who called YouTube the garbage can of content. It’s thanks to us that anyone cares about that stupid movie of yours. Go have more coffee with with comedians and cars. Anyway, that puts us at 7136 seconds, or 7136 times we’re going to have to play all those Spongebob episodes all the way through. Well, actually, it’s 7136 runs of every Spongebob episode for every one of our next rules: Every single episode of the Simpsons, but every word spoken that contains a vowel being replaced with the Bee Movie, which is yatta, yatta, yatta. That’s another Seinfeld thing. You get the point by now. The Simpsons is currently in the midst of its 28th season, and has aired 609 different episodes. So how many cromulent words have been in each episode of the Simpsons? Well, we studied the transcripts of a few different Simpsons episodes, including ones with wordless montages like Last Exit to Springfield, as well as those with a lot of dialogue, like Homie the Clown. The average number of words per Simpsons script was about 2145. And because most words have a vowel in there somewhere we just assumed that it was 100%. So, 2145 time 609 episodes means 1.3 million words over the course of those 609 episodes. In other words, that’s 1.3 million times we have to repeat all the previous conditions. “You have a cow.” And now we get to the big one. The runtime of all the videos ever uploaded to Youtube. You’d think as someone who’s lived and breathed YouTube for years now that I’d have the inside track on this one, but uh… no. This one I actually have to calculate out. YouTube keeps a lot of stats close to its chest. But using previously talked-about statistics can give us a pretty darn good estimate. Projections from late 2015 claimed that YouTube had 500 hours of video uploaded every minute. Which would likely be even higher now with YouTube’s continued growth. So if you take previous announcements from YouTube on its yearly upload rates, with my personal favorite being 2012’s YouTube April Fool’s video, which stated “an hour of video is uploaded to YouTube every second…” Wow, an hour a second? Oh my god, it’s nearly 10 times that 5 years later. That is insane! And most of those minutes are Bee Movie memes or thousand degree knife videos. Ooh, what’s it gonna cut through this time? Oh, I bet it cuts through the shoe. Yeah, it cut through the shoe. Ooh, I bet it cuts through the ice. Wow! A hot knife melted ice. -_- Speaking of thousand degree knife videos, it’s like the only trend that’s not being covered in this video. Get with it thousand degree knife videos. Become meme-ish. (1000° Knife vs Film Theory) Anyway, by using this graph and similar ones that list off average bulk time of video uploaded to YouTube ever hour broken down by the year, you get you get over 630 million hours of video that have ever been uploaded to YouTube. And since we’re measuring it in seconds, well, yeah you should probably stop thinking about raw numbers at this point and instead think about Keyboard Cat. One of the greatest talents to ever appear on this site over those 630 million plus hours. Next step: to Toy Story and beyond. The three Toy Story movies have a total runtime of 4 hours 36 minutes and 40 scenes that kick you right in the feels. So that’s a total runtime of 16,561 seconds. Now, the rule here is that for every one of those seconds in which the color green is visible in the frame, this supersized meme repeats all the previously mentioned steps. And its here that I have to make a bit of a confession. Forgive me, Internet, for I have sinned. I didn’t study every 397,464 frames of all three Toy Story movies. Because honestly, that’s what it would take with 24 frames per second and 16,561 seconds of movie it’s nearly 400,000 thousand frames to explore. It just can’t be done. But what I did do was take selected clips from each of the three movies, slow them down, and determine what percentage of time green was visible. It averaged out to be a staggering 84.6% of the time. And it makes a lot of sense when you think about it. Buzz has green on him. Rex is green. The army men are green. The aliens are green. The furniture’s green. The outdoor scenes with trees and grass are green. Sid’s eyes are green. There is a lot of green in these movies, especially for Pixar. Am I right? Cha-ching! But seriously, that’s why they’re creating a fourth Toy Story movie, right? Shameless cash grab? “I like money.” Anywho, I digress. 16,561 seconds times 84.6% of seconds with green in them rounds out to 14,011 seconds in which the color green is in frame throughout the Toy Story trilogy. Ooohhh, we are almost there, guys. And last, but certainly not least, we have the Ice Age movies. Every thing we’ve calculated so far is repeated for every single syllable in all five… Wait, five? There have been five Ice Age movies? 0_0 Man! I missed a couple of those. Alright, so every syllable in each Ice Age movie forces us to everything we’ve calculated so far. When I first started working on this episode, I thought for sure this would be the hardest one to calculate, but I was surprisingly able to get a pretty exact calculation by taking the transcripts, spoken dialogue only, for each of the five movies, cutting it into manageable pieces, and then running it through an automated syllable counter. Granted, the syllable counter couldn’t recognize a few words, like Scrat, but it did give us the otherwise reasonable count of 34,085 syllables across the five movies. Ooohhh, and with that, it’s time to recap. We have the 270,600 seconds of Spongebob footage repeated 7136 times for every second of visible bees in Bee Movie, which is shown once for every one of the 1,306,105 words spoken with the vowel of the Simpson’s canon… *gasps for breath* “Ay caramba!” … which is then repeated every 10 seconds of the 630,720,000 hours of video that have every been uploaded to YouTube, which rolls 14,011 times due to the green seconds in Toy Story 1, 2, and 3, which all plays once for every single one of the 34,085 syllables of the Ice Age pentology. Make sure you’ve converted it all to seconds, multiplied it all the way through, then convert it to years, and we get the drum roll worthy number of *Weak drum taps* I said, the drum roll worthy number of *More weak drum taps* God, seriously. Where’s the drum roll? *Indistinct voice* What? Are you kidding me? Can we at least get like a dramatic horn blow or something? What? Are you, are you.. fine, fine. If that’s the best we can do, fine. The dramatic, slide-whistle-worthy number of… *Slide whistle noises* Ahem. 8 octillion, 672 septillion, 127 sextillion, 482 quintillion years! Or just about 8 and a half octillion years if you round down. Now if you’re like me, you hear a number like that, and you’re like “what the heck does that mean?” And yeah, when you’re talking about numbers this huge, it gets really hard to wrap your head around. So let’s look at this giant number from a couple different angles. First, it’s worth noting that Earth, as a planet, has has been around for a little bit more than 4 and a half billion years. And the whole universe? About 13.7 billion years. Now billion and octillion might both sound like impossibly large numbers, but trust me. Octillions are WAY bigger. If you started playing this video the moment the Big Bang occurred, straight through today, you would be less than 1% of the way through the YouTube videos, which would mean you’re on the first second of Toy Story, and the first spoken syllable of Ice Age. Remember that there are thirty-four thousand syllables of Ice Age to get through. And it took us from the Big Bang to now, and we’re still only on the first one. Scientists estimate that the sun will explode in the next 4 to 5 billion years, taking Earth with it. So by the time the planet Earth ceases to exist, this video would still be going on. This is also around the time the universe is supposed to die via heat death so time and space will come to an end, but bad movie memes will outlive us all. So how do you illustrate a length of time that’s truly longer than the lifespan of the universe? What is the best way to convey to you how long this video is? Let me put it this way: Let’s say we set up race where one person sets out out to watch this video from start to finish. And another person puts all of Earth’s water into one giant eye dropper, and then tries to refill all those bodies of water one drop, or one milliliter at a time. The person with the giant eye dropper would still win if they only put in one drop, one milliliter of water, every five thousand years. Ever tried to fill an ocean with an eye dropper, one drop every five thousand years? It is gonna take a while. And don’t even get me started on how long that damn video would take to buffer. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But hey… That’s just a theory. A Film Theory. And… cut.( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Cockroach University: A Brief History of Databases

Cockroach University: A Brief History of Databases


– This history starts in
1970 with the publication of “A Relational Model of Data
for Large Shared Data Banks”, an academic paper by Edgar F. Codd. That original paper introduced a beautiful way to model data. You build bunch of cross-link tables and store any piece of data just once. Such a database could answer any question, as long as the answer was
stored somewhere within it. Disk space would be used to efficiently at a time when storage was expensive. It was marvelous! It was the future. The first commercial
implementation arrived in the late 1970’s. And during the 80’s and 90’s, relational databases grew
increasingly dominant. Delivering rich indexes to
make any query efficient. Table joins, a term for read operations that pull together
separate records into one. And transactions, which
meant a combination of reads and especially writes across the database. But, they need to happen together. Where essential, SQL, the
structured query language became the language of data. And software developers learned to use it to ask for what they wanted, and let the database
decide how to deliver it. Strict guarantees were engineered
in to prevent surprises. And in the first decade
of the new millennium, for many business models,
that all went out the window. Relational databases architected around the assumption of running
on a single machine lacks something that became essential with the advent of the internet. They were painfully
difficult to scale out. The volume of data that
can be created by millions or billions of networked
humans and devices is more than any single server can handle. When the workload grows so
heavy that no single computer can bear the the load. When the most expensive
hardware on the market will be brought to its knees by the weight of an application. The only path is to move
forward from a single database server to a cluster of database nodes working in concert. For a legacy sequel
database architected to run on a single server, this
was a painful process. Requiring a massive investment of time, and often trade-offs and
sacrifices of many of the features that brought developers to these databases in the first place. By the late 2000’s, SQL databases were
still extremely popular. But, for those who needed
scale, there were other options. NoSQL had arrived on scene. Google Bigtable, HDFS, and
Cassandra are a few examples. These NoSQL databases were
built to scale out easily and to tolerate node failures
with minimal disruption. But, they came with
compromises and functionality. Typically, a lack of
joins and transactions or limited indexes, shortcomings. The developers had to constantly
engineer their way around. Scale became cheap. But, relational guarantees
didn’t come with it. But legacy SQL databases
have tried to fill the gap in the years since with
add-on features to help reduce the pain of scaling out. At the same time, NoSQL
systems have been building out a subset of their missing
SQL functionality. But none of these were
architected from the ground up to deliver what we might
call distributed SQL. And that’s where Cockroach DB comes in.

Cockroach in Food PRANK on SON | Hilarious!!!

Cockroach in Food PRANK on SON | Hilarious!!!


Hey KnockOuts! If yall hear some crying it’s
because I locked my room door so I could do this intro. Cali is trying to come in
right now, but I’m bout to hurry and do this intro so as yall know My kids have been
driving me NUTS lately okay so it’s summer time and they
just like whatever okay so what I did was purchase some little
critters. I purchased these on Amazon they don’t really look realistic but what I’m
going to do is we’re about to eat burgers I’m about to wash it… and put it on one of my boys burgers I’m not going to put it on the youngest boy
because that’s what he’s got traumatize a little you know he aint old enough for that.
This is what it look like yall. I don’t know what’s bout to happened but I’m excited.

(Alate Cover) lovely-Billie Eilish ft. Khalid

(Alate Cover) lovely-Billie Eilish ft. Khalid


Thought I found a way Thought I found a way out But you never go away So I guess I gotta stay now Oh, I hope some day I’ll make it out of here Even if it takes all night or a hundred years Need a place to hide, but I can’t find one near Wanna feel alive, outside I can’t fight my fear Isn’t it lovely, all alone Heart made of glass, my mind of stone Tear me to pieces, skin to bone Hello, welcome home Walking out of time Looking for a better place Something’s on my mind Always in my head space But I know someday I’ll make it out of here Even if it takes all night or a hundred years Need a place to hide, but I can’t find one near Wanna feel alive, outside I can’t fight my fear Isn’t it lovely, all alone Heart made of glass, my mind of stone Tear me to pieces, skin to bone Hello, welcome home Woah, yeah Yeah, ah Hello, welcome home

The World’s Most Dangerous Ant  – Bulldog Ants – One Minute Nature Show

The World’s Most Dangerous Ant – Bulldog Ants – One Minute Nature Show


Native to Australia, bulldog ants are some
of the meanest insects alive and, according to the Guinness Book of World records, the
world’s most dangerous ant. I mean, just look at this thing! Those jaws are terrifying! But that’s not all. They’re highly aggressive, have a venomous
stinger on their butt, and some species can even jump! So you really don’t want these critters in
your home. While bullet ants have the most painful insect
sting, there are no records of bullet ants killing people. However, the same can’t be said for bulldog
ants. Between 1980 and 2000, six people died from
bulldog ant stings. That’s because bulldog ant venom often causes
severe allergic reactions. The venom is potent, but the allergic reaction
is deadly. But that’s all for now, so tune in next time
for another episode of One Minute Nature Show!

♡ Project: Love Bug (Chapter 3) ♡ [Miraculous Ladybug]

♡ Project: Love Bug (Chapter 3) ♡ [Miraculous Ladybug]


Ladybug couldn’t be Chloe or Alix She can’t be Alya or Myléne either… ¿Who could she be? I need to know So that leaves me with these girls. I really hope it isn’t Sabrina… The others seem nice enough tho Everyone is so nervous today! And Marinette isn’t even looking at me! Alright, I’ve got some ideas for V-day with Alya here, But I don’t know which ones to pick! Help a bro, will you? Videogames at my place: I’ve got a lot of titles for us to choose from. Go to the movies There is a few new shows coming out this weekend I don’t have time for this!
There is a few new shows coming out this weekend But he’s really nervous… I don’t know what kind of games Alya likes but DO NOT play Mario Kart unless you want your relationship with her to end before it starts. Any movies with superheroes should be a safe bet If you need money, I could lend you some. It’s the last day of school before Valentines… The last day… Of course everyone is nervous! I can’t count anyone out because of nerves! Hey! Mari- -nette She’s avoiding me… I need to talk to Juleka, Rose and Marinette All these girls! And any one of them could have responded to the poem. Where is Marinette? This isn’t fair! Why hasn’t he talked to me too! What is Adrien doing? And where did Marinette get to? So um… I wanted to ask… I- I mean- I was wondering if uhh… What is it Nino? Spit it out! He’s annoying, but, it’s kind of adorable Would you like to uh… ha-hang out sometime? We can.. Uh.. a-and- ah- a- and uh… I- I’ve noticed you were watching Adrien. uh- Adrien only gets like this about Ladybug. Almost as obsessed as you! You okay, girl? Did you see? He never broke eye contact! It’ s like he’s bonding our souls! Everyone gets his attention but me! Even Ladybug has his attention Of course she would But… Am I not just not enough? Not pretty enough? You’re right! Why should he bother with you when Ladybug is around? You could be desirable… Even more desirable than Ladybug I only ask for one little thing… I’ll do it. Don’t forget, Lovebug Their Miraculous must be mine! Akuma! Adrien~