Spider-Ham: Caught in a Ham | EXCLUSIVE Animated Short | Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse!

[no audible dialogue] [inhales]
Ah. Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum. Don’t worry, people. It’s 100% beef. -[bell dings]
-I’m lying. Nothing’s gonna get in the way
of me eating this hot dog. What am I, pulled pork? What… What? I’ve been pig-napped. So glad you could make it
to my pig roast, Spider-Ham. Prepare to be honey “glasered.” Do you have any last words? Why, yes, I do. -You won’t get away with this!
-Oh, yes, I will. -Oh, no, you won’t.
-Oh, yes, I will. -Oh, no, you won’t.
-Oh, yes, I will. Oh, no, you won’t. Oh, yes, I will. -Oh, no, you won’t.
-Oh, yes, I will. -Oh, no, you won’t.
-Oh, yes, I will. -Oh, no, you won’t.
-Oh, yes, I will. And if you’ll excuse me,
I’ve got a hot dog to eat. [growls] No one tricks me, not I,
the intellectual genius, Dr. Craw-daddy. Weird name.
I wonder if it could use a little work. Oh, really? I tango with guys like Annihil-ape,
Goose Cannon, The Majestic Cara-boom, Cyber Billy Goat, Rene-gator,
Baked Clam-urai, Tortoise Bombshell, Tele-canary, WM-bees,
Nuclear Boar-head, guys like that. You wanna run with the big hogs,
you gotta nail that pun or you’re done. Now let’s see here. The Craw-ster, Scare-craw, Craw Maga,
that’s pretty good. Uh, I think I like the first one better. -I don’t know.
-I got it! -How about Dr. Crawfish, Attorney-at-Craw?
-Hmm. -[grunts]
-[gasps] It was just a first pass. [screaming] [yelps] -Enough hogwash!
-Now you’re getting it. Hold it! Am I crazy, or is this the same room
we were just in? Yeah, we ran out of money, so I just figured we’d have
every room look the same. Huh. Hiyah! Whoa! [battle cry] [wailing] [yelping] Well, you mess with the Ham,
you get the hammer. Now, that hot dog must be getting cold. What is that? What is that! I demand full-screen treatment. Whoa! [panting] Hey, I’m standing here! Didn’t you tell your experiments
that it’s rude to point, Dr. Ding-Dong? Whoa! Ow, ow, ow!
Ow, ow, ow, ow! Hey, guys.
Calibrate your screen every now and then. Ow, ow, ow! My outlines. My outlines. My outlines! Oh! Okay. Nobody look. That’s better. Boy, that was weird. What? A portal
to another movie’s timeline? I hope I haven’t missed
the first 62 minutes! All I wanted was a hot dog! [Porker] Oh, come on.

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