Let Hillary Be Hillary | Full Frontal with Samantha Bee | TBS

Let Hillary Be Hillary | Full Frontal with Samantha Bee | TBS

Welcome to Full Frontal, how’s everybody doing? Do not lie to me! I know you’re a wreck. You can’t sleep, you’re shitting blood, and you’re telegraphing your anxiety to your pets this is supposed to be our moment tomorrow, girls who were born before women could vote will have the chance to cast their ballot for a woman well, not according to certain subreddits but if she is a hermaphrodite lizard, that, too, would be groundbreaking. And yet, none of us have gotten to savor this historic election like we should it’s been like running a marathon while a bear is chasing you. We might be really proud but it kind of gets lost in all the mortal terror because evidently a critical mass of Americans find a normal center-left policy nerd less likable than a vindictive, pussy-grabbing hate Zamboni who jokes about killing his enemies. Not that disliking Hillary is a cottage industry or anything (HANNITY) The author of the brand new book, “Unlikeable: The Problem with Hillary”, Ed Klein It’s the perfect gift for the man who has everything and wants to give none of it up. Now if you don’t like how Hillary Clinton seems like a fake politician robot, here’s how that happened spoiler alert, it was our fault. We created her by slowly tearing down a badass feminist named Hillary Rodham let’s take the Full Frontal TARDIS back four or five decades and meet her. After hearing Martin Luther King speak, in attending the 1968 Democratic National Convention, young Hillary Rodham became the first woke white girl. She started adult life fierce as fuck. (NARRATOR) Her classmates selected Hillary the first student at Wellesley to give a commencement address (HILLARY) For too long our leaders have viewed politics as the art of the possible. And the challenge now is to practice politics as the art of making what appears to be impossible, possible. (NARRATOR) She was called a voice of her generation I guess the Wellesley grads were applauding so loud, they couldn’t hear how shrill that voice was after graduating Yale Law School as one of 27 women in a class of 235, Hillary had to decide: should I run for Congress or save this hillbilly from his own wandering dick for the next couple of decades? I swear to God, if she decided the other way, history might have been very different. And today’s thirty-year-olds wouldn’t have learned what sex was from the Starr Report. What possessed the voice of a generation to leave Washington? (NARRATOR) Hillary had a number of high-powered opportunities in Washington, but she had a secret of her own: she fails the DC bar exam and is devastated by it. “When I learned that I had passed in Arkansas but failed in DC, I thought that maybe my test scores were telling me something.” She said she believed it was a sign that she should move to Arkansas to be with Bill. Oh my god woman you fail one test and decide to go become a politician’s wife in Arkansas? Most women only do that when they fail a pregnancy test. If she thought a human Free-to-be-you-and-me album was going to be embraced with open arms by a state where pigs are headwear, she soon learned otherwise. (DONALDSON) She looked different. She insisted on using her maiden name. Does it concern you that maybe other people feel that you don’t fit the image that we have created for the governor’s wife in Arkansas? It possibly could have cost him a few votes because your name is not the same as his. It sure that it probably did, and I regret that very much Yep, the voters made their opinion clear: if Hillary Rodham wanted to keep her last name, she should have married a relative like everyone else in Arkansas. This was in 1979 just five years after women were allowed to get their own credit cards, four years after women were allowed to serve on all juries, and three years after women were allowed to be Bionic in public when Bill lost his re-election bid after raising taxes, it was obvious whose fault it was I think they would be the first to say he made some real mistakes that first term. When now you may have made some — first– made some mistakes in that first term to. I have in mind, for the fact, that you were first lady but you kept your maiden name that’s where Hillary learned her resting “fuck the press face.” So Good Wife caved and got an Arkansas makeover which, contrary to popular opinion, does not involve cutting the sleeves off your shirt, buying a pack of Winston’s ,and getting a confederate flag tattoo. (NARRATOR) She became Mrs. Clinton and she changed her locks, and she started taking more of an interest in clothing and of course she cut her hair it was like, oh, now we have a first lady. put it to read i will forever be known as Hillary Rodham Clinton Oh girl, don’t say forever just say the word in January and Loretta Lynch can serve that cheating son-of-a-bitch divorce papers while Tim Kaine changes the locks on the White House door The higher her husband’s aspirations went, the more shit Mrs. Bill Clinton would take for speaking her mind when she defended Sir Shags-A-Lot on 60 Minutes, America somehow got angrier at her than at him I’m not sitting here some little woman, stand by my man like Tammy Wynette. I’m sitting here because I love him and I respect him and I honor what he’s been through and what we’ve been through together. That is not the Tammy Yynette song I thought she was going to reference. Would America rally behind a wronged woman and demand she get an apology? Well… yes… I must tell you, Tammy Wynette is hopping mad And I’m sorry about that and I I apologize to Tammy Wynette luckily they patched things up before Hillary Vince Fostered Tammy in 1998. If lawyer girl didn’t know how to behave like a proper president’s wife, America would teach her that she no longer be seen as the key strategist is the de facto chief of staff because I said it was giving Bill a reputation for weakness. We might not be able to win reelection (NARRATOR) with her husband’s reelection at stake, she agreed to withdraw to stay away from the West Wing and transformed herself once again Well, welcome to the White House and the beginning of the Christmas season here (NARRATOR) and it worked. With her help, Bill Clinton was reelected in 1996 Oh my god, Hermione became a pageant girl just to get us to like her not that it worked — we still let Congress drag Hillary’s uppity ass in to testify whenever they noticed a pile of taxpayer money and decided, hey gents, shall we waste this on a witch hunt? If I were Hilary, I would have dumped America by now. But she’s terrible at knowing when to leave a relationship My point is, Hillary Clinton has spent the past 40 years learning to mask her authenticity. Ever since the so-called natural state couldn’t accept a normal human woman in her natural state with her own name and her brown hair and identity independent from the dude she was boning, don’t expect grandma to pivot on a dime now that authenticity is suddenly cool. Look, if you can’t bring yourself to vote for Hillary Clinton, I get it I’m not voting for Hillary Clinton either, I’m voting for Hillary goddamn brilliant badass Queen Beyonce Rodham! I have a hunch she’s still in there. We’ll be right back

100 thoughts on “Let Hillary Be Hillary | Full Frontal with Samantha Bee | TBS”

  1. Well, now you certainly have all the time you need to "savior" this "historic" election. Hillary is, was, and always will be a Goldwater girl. If being wrong on every single social, political, and international issue makes her the "most qualified" woman, then how are you ever going to find someone smart enough to have opposed the Iraq war?

  2. This actually made me feel sorry for her. But at the end of the day, if you sell yourself out, you're responsible for that.

  3. This doesn't really promote Hillary, it basically states that she is weak-willed and unable to stick to her convictions. I'm British, and so couldn't vote. I would have voted for anybody but Trump, but this wouldn't have convinced me to vote Hillary.

  4. Hey Samantha Bee. Your own country hates you.
    You anti-intellectual, dishonest, brainwashed loser.

    ~From Canada 🇨🇦

  5. When you barely get 50% "likes" on a super liberal place such as YouTube you know there is something wrong with your message. I am sure some ISIS recruiting videos get more likes.

  6. Come on. I'm from Arkansas. We aren't all backwoods idiots anymore than people are in other states. I've supported Hillary from the beginning and have no regrets. I expected a little better from Samantha. I hold her in high esteem and all the dumb Arkansas jokes kinda hurt.

  7. I love how Bee glosses over all the stuff that makes Clinton horrible… like being a goldwater girl and serving on the walmart board in Arkansas. You go girl!

  8. Shame she had to change twice to please voters and yet people (including myself I admit) accused her of saying anything to be elected. I understand why after this, she was eager to please (maybe a little too eager). I still voted for her.

  9. https://www.thenation.com/article/why-this-socialist-feminist-is-not-voting-for-hillary/
    I'm posting here, since the idiot bigots at Raw Story have TWO of my e-mails banned.

  10. Trump Nation doing the expected and checking in to gloat. Starting to worry that Trump wasn't much interested in as he said, draining the swamp are you? And maybe that he never really was your champion? Don't worry. Sam Bee will be there to comment on that and may even have some words of comfort for you. Regardless that you don't want her sympathy. Sam Bee is the best and I look forward to hearing her commentary for many, many years to come.

  11. You are doing such a great job! I hope you really do end up reading this, because I just realized how much hate you have to take on the internet, and it shocked me.
    The fact is you are awesome, you are incredibly smart and witty and you are definitly an important relevant voice. As woman I find it liberating to see someone speaking their mind so freely and directly about issues that concern the entire humanity. You don't tip toe about male sensitivity and I find that refreshing, having done all my life. Let Samantha be Samantha, now and always, and I hope you know that although haters and trolls do exist and well… will be haters and trolls, there are also people who cherish and that need to keep hearing your dissonant, intelligent and fearless voice. Thank you and congratulations on the new season 🙂

  12. so Sam , you are telling us that , if Hillary divorced Bill and was running just Hillary. she would have won this election ??.
    BTW there was better candidates in democratic party, like Elizabeth warren who would beat Hillary if she was even in the prelims .

  13. This makes my heart break for her. For all of us. What are we going to do with President Trump?? Doesnt invite confidence.. smh

  14. Even looking over from the other side (trump supporter and all). I feel bad. She really worked hard in a system that hated her and still lost. I can defiantly empathize.

  15. sweetheart, you didn't create Hillary Clinton. You created Trump. This angry condescension got him elected. I'm glad and grateful for it

  16. Let Hillary be Hillary? 😂😂😂😂😂😂 Bee is delusional. If Bernie was a woman, she would support him. Her. Him. Whatever. SMH. If you let Hillary be Hillary she wouldn't of even won the popular vote.

  17. Let's put politics aside, you are not even funny.
    I never experienced a talk show more boring than this.

    btw, I am not even a Trump supporter but Hillary seems to be even worse than Trump.

  18. As someone who will have to register for Selective Service in a couple of months, I'm joyed that I will not spend my 18th birthday fighting a pointless war with Russia.

  19. it's kinda funny, so many "guess what? Trump won you SJW liberal leftie :^)" comments, yet they only serve to remind of the US's inherent incompetence at voting and what they see as the best option for a president
    it's quite telling, really

  20. The "first woke white girl"? Who stayed up all night trying to stop a Vietnam protest so her school wouldn't be "embarrassed"? This is truly delusional

  21. I thought wow Trump beat Clinton how could that happen but it turns out she was actually running against Vlad the impaler Putin a much tougher opponent

  22. This is amazing! At one time Hillary Whatever she's calling herself these days DIDN'T have a shrill voice that makes you want to perforate your ear drums with red hot stainless steel knitting needles!!!

  23. They were so certain Hillary had it in the bag. It still love the taste of the liberal tears that continue to flow.

  24. Watching this as a global citizen on day 350 of the trump presidency makes me sad at the wasted potential for a brilliant and genuinely passionate leader and worthy successor to obama. Sigh.

  25. Watching this in 2018 and it confirms my argument that Hillary Clinton is one woman who has been highly mistreated and maligned by the American people. I believe she would've taken America on the right path

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