If Wishes Were Ants | The Ant and the Aardvark | Pink Panther and Pals

If Wishes Were Ants | The Ant and the Aardvark | Pink Panther and Pals


(lighthearted music) ♪ ♪ ♪ THE ANTS COME MARCHIN’
ONE BY ONE ♪ ♪ STEP, STEP,
STEP, STEP ♪ ♪ THE ANTS COME MARCHIN’
ONE BY ONE ♪ ♪ STEP, STEP,
STEP, STEP ♪ ♪ THE ANTS COME MARCHIN’
ONE BY ONE ♪ ♪ THE LITTLE ONE STOPPED
TO SUCK HIS THUMB ♪ ♪ AND THEY ALL
WENT MARCHING ♪ AAH! ♪ STEP, STEP,
STEP, STEP ♪ STEP RIGHT IN HERE,
ANT. AARDVARK, I’M TIRED. MY FEET HURT,
I’M HUNGRY, AND I CAN ONLY HANDLE
ONE TURKEY AT A TIME. WELL, YOU KNOW
WHAT TIME IT IS, ANT. OH! LET ME GUESS. IT’S TIME FOR ME
TO RUN? (screeching) SO YOU FINALLY COME
TO YOUR SENSES, ANT, JUST IN TIME
FOR MY DINNER. (clang) (teeth chattering) I’M NOT DUMB ENOUGH
TO FALL FOR
THAT OLD TRICK. (engine roars) OHH! OUCH. OOH, DOES THAT HURT? ‘CAUSE THAT LOOKS
LIKE IT’S GOTTA HURT. ONLY WHEN
I BREATHE. (crash) (creaking and stretching) (splat) (clang) “PLEASE…” (lamp squeaks, rattles) “RECYCLE.” (New York accent)
OH, DON’T I KNOW IT,
GIRLFRIEND? I’VE BEEN TOO BUSY
TO EVEN GET
MY NAILS DONE. I FEEL LIKE
I FELL OFF A TRUCK.
YOU SHOULD SEE ME. OH, LISTEN,
I GOTTA CALL
YOU BACK, HONEY. I HAVE TO GO
TO WORK. TOODLES. OH, MY GOODNESS.
WHAT EVER HAPPENED
TO YOUR NOSE? OH, THAT LOOKS LIKE
IT’S GOTTA HURT. UH…HUH, UH… SPEAK UP, SONNY.
GENIE CAN’T HEAR YOU. ARE YOU READY TO MAKE
YOUR FIRST WISH? WISH? YEAH, WISH. HERE’S THE DRILL.
YOU RUB THE LAMP,
YOU GET THREE WISHES. YOU CALL ME GENIE,
I CALL YOU MASTER. IT’S ALL
PRETTY EASY. ALL RIGHT, GO ‘HEAD,
SWEETIE. TRY IT. COME ON,
ANYTHING YOU WANT.
DON’T BE SHY. ANYTHING? YEAH, ANYTHING. ALL RIGHT, NOW,
TELL ME WHAT YOU
WANT, DEAR. I DON’T HAVE ALL DAY.
TICK-TOCK, TICK-TOCK,
TICK-TOCK. TO CATCH THAT ANT,
I NEED TO GO VERY FAST. I OFFER HIM THE WORLD,
AND HE WANTS AN ANT. WHAT CAN I SAY?
I’M A GENIE,
NOT A THERAPIST. (smoke whooshes) (buzzing) HEY, ANT! WHAT NOW,
AARDVARK? YOU RUINED
MY TURKEY DINNER! LOOK AT IT!
JUST LOOK AT IT! (buzzing) OH, FOR CRYIN’
OUT LOUD, AARDVARK! NEVER MIND
THAT NOW, ANT, YOU WON’T HAVE TIME
TO EAT NOW THAT I HAVE
MY SUPER SPEEDY
RACING CAR. YOU LOOK LIKE A FLOAT
IN THE MAY DAY PARADE, ALL PINK
AND FLOWERY LIKE. (tires squeal) AAH! (car buzzing) YAH! OOH! OOH! OOH! OOH! OOH! (snapping) (clunk clunk clunk) (crashes) I THINK YOU WON,
AARDVARKY. (car buzzing) AAH! (teeth chattering) Well, joy boy,
you wanted fast,
you got fast. BUT I DIDN’T CATCH
THAT ANT. LOOK, GENIES ARE
ALL ABOUT GIVING YOU
WHAT YOU NEED. NOW, YOU TELL ME,
WHAT’S NEXT? (tongue-tied) WHAT I NEED
IS TO HAVE MORE OF
WHAT MY TONGUE HAS, STICKINESS. (flag whooshing) WEIRD, BUT DONE. HEAD-TO-TOE STICKY
COMING RIGHT UP. WHOA. (glue stretches, snaps) THIS IS AMAZING! (screeching) (glue stretching) HEY, ANT! AARDVARK,
IF YOU KEEP
INTERRUPTING ME, I’LL NEVER EVEN
GET TO TASTE THIS
DELICIOUS BIRD! (glue creaking) JUST WAIT TILL YOU GET
A TASTE OF MY STICKY
ANT-CATCHING SUIT! YIKES! (glue creaking) (tree crunches) (jet whooshing) (doink) (crunches) (crunches) (birds tweeting) (crashes) (thunk thunk thunk thunk) (air whistling) (crashes) (birds tweeting) YOU KNOW,
I BETTER CATCH THAT ANT
WHILE I STILL GOT SOME STICKY PLACES LEFT
ON MY STICKY SUIT. THIS IS GONNA
BE GOOD! (laughs) (bear roars) OOF! OY! OY! WHO DO YOU
THINK YOU ARE, GETTING FUR ALL OVER
MY NEW SUIT? GET OFF ME,
YOU NINCOMPOOP! WELL, YOU SEE, MR. BEAR,
THIS SUIT IS REALLY MADE
FOR CATCHING ANTS. (growls) YO! OOH! (thunk) GENIE, HELP! HONEY, YOU ARE
SOMETHIN’ ELSE. WHAT IS WRONG
WITH YOU? I MEAN, I AM GIVING
YOU THE BEST I GOT, AND YOU JUST KEEP
MESSIN’ IT UP. (spell jingling) THE BEST? ALL I WANT IS TO CATCH
THAT ANT, BUT, NO,
I GET STUCK IN RACE CARS
I CAN’T EVEN DRIVE, I GET STUCK TO
NINCOMPOOP BEARS. I CAN’T STAND
NINCOMPOOP BEARS! THIS IS CRAZY!
THIS IS NUTS! I’M TIRED, AND I’M HURTIN’,
AND I’M STARVIN’, AND– WHOA, WHOA, LISTEN.
I’M A GENIE, NOT A MIRACLE WORKER,
SWEETIE. NOW, WHAT’S YOUR THIRD WISH?
I’M LATE FOR ALADDIN, AND LET ME TELL YOU,
YOU NEVER WANT TO BE
LATE FOR ALADDIN. YOU WANT AN ANT,
WISH FOR– I WISH YOU’D GO AWAY
AND LEAVE ME ALONE! YOU ARE A MAN AFTER
MY OWN HEART. CIAO-CIAO. WAIT, NO!
GENIE, DON’T GO! I HAVE ONE
MORE WISH! (lamp clanks) IT’S BROKE. IT AIN’T BROKE, MAN. CAN’T YOU COUNT?
YOUR THREE WISHES
ARE UP. (lamp squeaks) (man on phone squawking) OKAY, HONEY.
OKAY, OKAY, OKAY,
HONEY, STOP TALKING. I’LL HIT YOU BACK.
DUTY CALLS…AGAIN. WELL, WHAT HAVE
WE HERE? AREN’T YOU THE CUTEST
LITTLE THING? WHAT CAN GENIE
DO FOR YOU? LISTEN HERE, GENIE.
I’VE GOT ONE WISH, AND THEN
YOU’RE FREE TO GO. (whispering) OHH! I LIKE THE WAY
YOU THINK, ANTY. YOU ARE CLEVER. YOUR WISH IS
MY COMMAND. (smoke whooshing) (lamp squeaks) ALL IN ALL, IT’S NOT
SUCH A BAD JOB, BUT THIS OUTFIT
REALLY ITCHES! (branding iron sizzles) (horseshoe creaks) (clanking) (crickets chirping) (alarm clock ringing) (alarm stops) (crowing) (boing) (bright Western music) ♪ ♪ (doors crash) (smack) (doors flapping) (snoring, whistling) (flies buzzing) (mutters) (doors creak) (guitar music) ♪ ♪ (eye shade snaps) (snores) (snoring and whistling) (snaps) (snores) (sniffing) (snoring and whistling) (carrot crunching) (gulps) (whistling) (pants snap) (carrots crunching) (gulping) (whistles) (objects clattering) WHOO-HOO! (neighing and laughing) (lips puckering) (mutters) (horseshoes clanging) (nail creaking) (clanks) (clanks) (crashes) (crashes) (feet tapping) (tapping) (wood crunches) (clangs) (neighs and laughs) (cinch creaking) (inhales) (sputtering) (exhales) (laughing) (cinch creaking) (sputtering) (exhales and inhales) (creaking) (saddle pops) (crashes) (air whistling) (thuds) (neighing and laughing) (pulley creaking) (apples crunching) MMM? (gulps) (metal clanks) (reins creaking) NNNH! UGH! (reins snap) (wall thuds) (laughs) (laughs) (knuckles crack) (tractor engine running) HMM? MM! (angry neighing) (reins snap) (spurs jingle) (whistle) (sultry music) ♪ ♪ (whistles) (apple crunches) (gulps) YA-HA! YOO-HOO-HOO! (neighing) (laughing) (boing boing) HEE HEE, HEE HEE,
HEE HEE, HEE HEE! (Western-style
Pink Panther theme) ♪ ♪

83 thoughts on “If Wishes Were Ants | The Ant and the Aardvark | Pink Panther and Pals”

  1. cool I hope you have 100,0 subscribs I think you worked hard to made a vedio do you know my fav collor is pink and yellow

  2. Whose bright idea was it to have the Ant sound like he is from Compton? John Byner was available to do both voices.

    The music score sounds like it was spit out from Pro Tools. Nowhere near the superb quality and originality of the classic jazz score by Doug Goodwin.

    This is THE ANT AND THE AARDVARK in name only. What an insult to the original series.

  3. I wish I could kill and eat that ant!?!?!?!??! That is the second wish I come with. The first was: I wish I could eat that ant, but the second is an upgrade just in case to make sure that it would work. Second upgrade is the best. I wish that I could always catch the ants until the end of my life so I will never be hungry.

  4. I actually made a character for this show she is Ant’s sister and her name is Antina. She also has her own aardvark to deal with called Anavark

  5. Why is it when the ant is right in front of him he just talks and he doesn’t notice he could just eat the ant. I guess he’s just that dumb

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