If Roaches Could Talk

If Roaches Could Talk


*Chill Music* More Music Scary Music o_O More Music Ay, Whoa whoa whoa chill with the Shoe dawg. Mah Gawd. Are you Talking?! Roach: Yes I’m talking bruh, Chill with da shoe Yes I’m talking chill with the shoe dawg How is he talking how are you talking?? Coz I’m not trying to die today I’m tried of yall’ discriminating against us roaches. Discriminated against roaches? Nah,Nah nah NAH, Don’t act dumb we all know humans will kill roaches before they kill any other bug That’s Fact. There’s a Fly on the wall over there, That you saw,three hours ago. And you haven’t gone for him yet’! But as soon as I, Show up it’s All Death con 1 up in here, Dats not kool Ok I just don’t want you in my house OH,Oh so this is yours? this is you’re Abode? This-This 800 square foot claustrophobic inducing penthouse pact tight with a Building with dozen’s units filled of other hundreds of people? You Pay rent my guy,You aint own nothing’! Okay,Look you don’t have to be rude a bout it. 😐 Roaches been on earth, For like 200 Million years. Everything was cool than all of a sudden yall’ show up and yall’ own everything. Uh nuh. You know what? Nevermind I’m tired, Jus-Just let me go outside dat slide door open over there,How about dat? I’ll get out chur way I’ll leave we all gud. Go Ahead, Roach: Appreciate it. Was good breh? OMG You see dat?? Roach:AHHHH!! OH OoooO, he almost got away, You see dat? *Upbeat French Music * (I think ) SUBCRIBE ! 😀

100 thoughts on “If Roaches Could Talk”

  1. There’s a fly on the wall yhu saw 3 hrs ago but I haven’t gone out for him, but as soon as I appear it’s all death con 1 up here😂💯

  2. I disagree with the roach. As soon as I see any insect in my house unless it's a ladybug or butterfly I kill it

  3. Well yeah cockroaches are nasty. I know people who have moved back in with their parents after finding out after a few days the apartments they are renting are infested with them. They don't ever go back to the apartment not even for the money.

  4. "Oh oh so this is yours? This is your abode; this, this 800 square foot claustrophobia inducing penthouse pack tight in a building with dozen of other units filled with hundreds of other people? You pay rent my guy you don't own nothin' "😂😂😂😂

  5. FUU- I just saw a roach in my room and i think it went in my backpack
    Please friggin help me
    Edit: ok i hit it like, 20 times with a book and it died so its k. Buuuut i have a question. Is it safe to sleep in a room with a bunch of bug spray in it?

  6. "This 800 square foot claustrophobia inducing penthouse pact tight with a building with dozens of units filled with other hundreds of people? You pay rent my guy, you don't own nothing" 💀💀

  7. There’s a bug on the wall you saw 3 hours ago and didn’t go for him yet but when I show up it’s all deathcon 1 up in here that’s not cool😂

  8. "This 800 square foot claustrophobia indusing penthouse pack tight in a building with dozens of over units filled with hundreds of people? You pay rent my guy, you don't own nothing."

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