Family Guy – Peter Plays With Ants

Family Guy – Peter Plays With Ants


We now return to vh1’s behind the music dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem it must have been around 1979 when animals started snorting crushed up pieces of felt yeah pretty ugly we had big problem before me found God He like threw me down And he said, I hope your puppeteer has big hands because I’m not using Lube me no remember that but me believe it happened I Got it Says Glenn quagmire But if you squint and imagine it says Peter Griffin it says Peter, Griffin Peter It’s Clark – take it next door hold on Lois now this poses a very difficult ethical dilemma Do I deliver the package to its rightful owner or do I open it up and see if it contains Hemans? Do not open that box you know Lois physicists believe there are two Alternate universes one in which I don’t open the box and one in which I do. I’m not gonna open the box I’m gonna open the box oh Sweet, it’s a whip Hey, be careful with that thing remember. We’re renting this house That’s the prison Wow I haven’t felt this powerful since I got to decide which ant lives and which ant dies You shall battle to the death and the winner will be given his freedom Why are you looking at me like that? Peter would you like a glass of oh? I told you not to play God with those hands All right Meg stayed incredibly still I’m gonna whip that cigarette out of your mouth And maybe not slice your face in half dad. I don’t want to do this stay still okay That’s pretty cool, too. Hey Dad, that’s a cool whip ow! Thanks that was way too much heat on my neck Oh a message from jail Whip because well, you know given your racial heritage, it seems like something you might want to keep an eye out for Grape soda Graham, I know this is very risky, but the upside is so good. I’m taking it Man I could use a cold beer yeah, me too. I just had a cure rehearsal I’m not biting me neither you forget. How many scenes Tevye’s in whoa whoa whoa? What’s this? Booth uh Excuse me. Hey fellas. Hey listen This is a little awkward, but uh you guys are sitting in our booth listen here pencil-neck This is our booth now, and we ain’t leavin so what are you gonna do about it, bitch? What good’s clearly you don’t want to move that’s fine We’ll come back in an hour nice try wheely, but this ain’t your booth no more. That’s right We see you losers anywhere near this booth, and we’ll bust your kneecaps We’re willing to take that risk shut up Joe all right I was hoping it wouldn’t have to come to this but you fellas are in big trouble if If you could just move back like eight feet let my whip Hey that might taser All right, I’ll just strangle him with this Hawaiian shirt Will you stop going through my mail? All right bitches either you tuck your little Wang’s between your legs and waddle out of here Or we’re gonna beat the crap out of you, so what’s it gonna be I think we’re gonna do the wang thing

100 thoughts on “Family Guy – Peter Plays With Ants”

  1. 1:40
    peter:*breaks gravity*
    stew:hey dad thats a cool hwip
    peter:*whips stewie*
    stew:AAGH I THOUGHT YOU COULDNT UNDERSTAND ME

  2. Why this fat sick asshole dont stay dead?
    The most disgusting and loathsome character ive ever seen
    I like this serie but this fat asshole is terrible

  3. Y’know Lois, physicists believe there are 2 alternate universes. One in which I don’t open the box, and one in which I do.

    **15 minutes of thinking later**
    I’m not gonna open the box. **gunshot**

  4. Lol. Jews were whipped by Egyptians, Indians were whipped by Europeans, Asians still whip. Jesus why does almost everyone think that blacks were the only ones that were mistreated throughout history?

  5. Нисам знао да има још један србин који гледа family guy срећан сам због тога 😂😂

  6. Ah how veteran like. Talking shit to Americans and yet defending them too? These guys just need to make up their damn mind

  7. I know people have already said this but I can't believe that is what Peter thinks Lois will do to him if he didn't open the box

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